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#11083362 - invaderfromthesea
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(12/06/2015) [-]
I woke up and the first thing that came to my mind was... CainxAbel sounds like a good shipping.
Good morning, brethren.
How are you?
#11083371 to #11083362 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Hey There~
#11083364 to #11083362 - yourdonutz
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(12/06/2015) [-]
morning m8
#11083360 - nazo
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(12/06/2015) [-]
**nazo used "*roll 1, 1-2*"**
**nazo rolls 1**

1 sleep
2 heavy metal and games
#11083361 to #11083360 - nazo
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(12/06/2015) [-]
thats gonna be a problem
#11083359 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
im a ordinary person if you meet me your in for a treat but dint get on my bad side i can be a jerk if you see me on the wright day but i can also be the nices person you have ever me im 11 i am good at school ecsept for math history la and since jk i love video games im a fighter a singer very talented and im caring ask atamatic he is my friend in real life but some times he says different case he has his moods i live in Minnesota and my real name is David an i am a roblocian
#11083373 to #11083359 - anon
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(12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls A mime having a stroke.**
#11083357 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
As a White porn addict, I want to answer.
Black males are lame in porn. They are just there to show off their big dicks but their skills are lacking in my opinion because I am someone who enjoys rough porn.
Manuel Ferrara is the best male porn actor. If you saw him in action, when he was younger especially, you develop a fetish for rougher porn and Blacks are not rough. It's most of the time just slow sex with focus on the males above average penis.
I also do not feel attracted to Black or Asian women. For example Asian women, they are pretty, some are really, really pretty but I could never imagine having sex with them and porn with Asian women is a turn off as well.
I only feel attracted to White and Hispanic people, which is the reason that I want to see actors and actresses of this race. I also want to put myself into the actors shoes and can't do it when he's not White.
White people make the best porn, it's rough, dirty, it's like I would have sex if I become rich. I would go to UK Sugarbabes and order two or three of these women and have the sex they have in porn, with lots of viagra, cocaine and rough sex like as gaping, spitting and so on.
Most Blacks and other races don't have this kind of porn that I am looking for.
#11083355 - maybetraffy
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(12/06/2015) [-]
#11083363 to #11083355 - satan
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(12/06/2015) [-]
lol friendly still exists
#11083356 to #11083355 - nazo
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(12/06/2015) [-]
holy shit that place is still alive

barely
#11083358 to #11083356 - maybetraffy
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(12/06/2015) [-]
well items are back so all of the autistic boys moved over there
#11083354 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
What in Sam Hill did you just say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mailman school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries, and I have over 300 confirmed Employee of the Month awards. I am trained in handling commercial vehicles and I’m the top mailman in the entire UPS corporation. You are nothing to me but just another delivery. I will wave at you uncomfortably with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with not signing for this package? Think again, littleun. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mailmen across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, youngin'. The storm that sends you all of your neighbor's packages. You’re fucking invoiced, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deliver your bills in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cul-de-sac maneuvering, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Postal Service and I will use it to its full extent to send you all the wrong packages on the continent, you little pipsqueak. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” dog was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held the fucking leash. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn milksop. I will shit mail all over you and you will use my complimentary pen on it. You’re fucking signing, kiddo.
#11083352 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Someone post this on the furrfag section

I Identify myself as an otherkin, to be precise I identify as a faggotkin
ever since I was 16 I felt like I am not part of a human community, but more of an idiot who doesn't realize how the world works and that no one fucking cares.. I believe that I should be free out there.. part of the moving world as part of the faggotkin.. Anyone who doesn't accept me is probably way smarter then me.. but fuck them..
Thank you for reading and understanding...
#11083351 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Donald Trump is not who he says he is. For years he has been working to uncover the secrets of the Illuminati and the New World Order, but yet he is a member of the former, and will be in power in the latter. Trump has been placed in the world of conspiracy theories to feed false information, to throw trackers off the trail. Do not believe anything that the man tells you. All of the information that he presents is fabricated by the Illuminati, for the Illuminati. Think of Joseph Goebbels. Donald Trump is the perfect Joseph Goebbels. STOP LISTENING TO HIM IF YOU ARE. You are being lied to by a man that receives his instructions straight from the Illuminati.
#11083348 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
**polarpulse used "*roll picture*"**
**polarpulse rolled image**
#11083347 - spelly
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(12/06/2015) [-]
goodnite
#11083350 to #11083347 - yourdonutz
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(12/06/2015) [-]
nite
#11083349 to #11083347 - exotic ONLINE
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(12/06/2015) [-]
goodnight loli princess
#11083345 - exotic ONLINE
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(12/06/2015) [-]
**exotic used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**exotic rolls 710,988** Morning
#11083338 - yourdonutz
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
how you guys doing?
#11083337 - orkanoidz
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
Good night turbo nerds.
#11083342 to #11083337 - nought
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(12/06/2015) [-]
good night lewd miku
#11083339 to #11083337 - caette
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
good night panties shot
#11083367 to #11083339 - anon
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Sup niggy
#11083335 - darealsnooki ONLINE
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
Remember when FJ went through a feels phase in late '11-'12?

I was one of the rebels. Got thumbed down a lot, and went down with my ship. I am proud to say that I am sailing again, and that feels ship now just a mere ghost ship
#11083369 to #11083335 - nagasadow
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
I remember you from when I lurked...
#11087403 to #11083369 - darealsnooki ONLINE
+1
(12/08/2015) [-]
That makes me feel a bit old now
#11087587 to #11087403 - nagasadow
+1
(12/08/2015) [-]
If it's any consolation I remember you were funny as hell...
#11087592 to #11087587 - darealsnooki ONLINE
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(12/08/2015) [-]
Thanks, mang.

Some of the stuff that I did in the early days of my account were cringey. I'm glad to know that I wasn't cringey too much
#11087978 to #11087592 - nagasadow
+1
(12/08/2015) [-]
Im a witness to your realness brah
You're an OG
#11083336 to #11083335 - nought
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(12/06/2015) [-]
literally who are you
#11083341 to #11083336 - darealsnooki ONLINE
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(12/06/2015) [-]
You thought I was going to properly reply...

NOPE, CHUCK TESTA
#11083343 to #11083341 - nought
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
holy shit the old memes
#11083344 to #11083343 - darealsnooki ONLINE
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(12/06/2015) [-]
2011 memes were funny, until we all took an arrow to the knee
#11083340 to #11083336 - caette
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(12/06/2015) [-]
That's literally what I say
#11083334 - anon
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(12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user keatontheghostfox **
#11083330 - orkanoidz
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Guys, I almost had a heart attack, I dropped a magnet I was fucking about with magnetic putty onto my laptop and thought it was all over.
#11083331 to #11083330 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MAGNETS NEAR A COMPUTER?!



THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE ALL YOUR PORN
#11083332 to #11083331 - orkanoidz
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(12/06/2015) [-]
All of my porn is on an external SSD fam.
#11083333 to #11083332 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
i have a 2TB External hard drive

i bought it for my laptop thinking it would speed it up but i bought the wrong kind :^)
#11083329 - orkanoidz
+2
(12/06/2015) [-]
I'm out of ice, what do I do. I can't wait 8 hours for another 88 ice cubes to freeze in my freezer.

I eat ice like candy.
#11083346 to #11083329 - polarpulse
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(12/06/2015) [-]
that's bad for your teeth
#11083327 - orkanoidz
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
Blue Stahli - The Perfect Heist So you're telling me my all time favourite artist is the one responsible for this.

Oh my how you learn somehting new erry day.
#11083325 - tiles
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
Gotta love the guys who are literally as white as white people calling others lightskin niggas. It's like seeing that neurotic vault scientist from nv who thought he was a mutant.
#11083328 to #11083325 - orkanoidz
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(12/06/2015) [-]
Hey, at least I have the hood behind me.

#11083365 to #11083328 - nagasadow
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#11083320 - stilljustamewfag
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass
#11083326 to #11083320 - anon
+1
(12/06/2015) [-]
Tell me more