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#11079208 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]

A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
#11079216 to #11079215 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
#11079207 - notfapping
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(12/05/2015) [-]
sonatawhatsits FW
#11079202 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
When Facebook came out with a shit ton of other genders to choose from, I hid the article from my GF because she identifies as gender-fluid and I hate it.
#11079213 to #11079202 - nazo
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(12/05/2015) [-]
#11079210 to #11079202 - xkitty
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Honestly, why date anyone who identifies as such? :/
#11079264 to #11079210 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Anal sex.
#11079194 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/05/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fetSoZFyBw

Everyone but grump look here
#11079204 to #11079194 - grump
+1
(12/05/2015) [-]
What the fuck is your deal?
#11079211 to #11079204 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/05/2015) [-]
I wanted to give a warning so that you wouldn't look.. Sorry I guess?..
#11079192 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
#11079188 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
#11079196 to #11079188 - hardstylehobo ONLINE
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Your cunt smells of cabbage.
#11079197 to #11079196 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
#11079199 to #11079197 - hardstylehobo ONLINE
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(12/05/2015) [-]
tfw no cabbage husbando.
#11079205 to #11079199 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
#11079187 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
How do I get more energy to do things.
#11079226 to #11079187 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
STOP SHIT POSTING AND SPAMMING..
YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT
#11079229 to #11079226 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Just put me on hide all and move on.
#11079271 to #11079229 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#11079272 to #11079271 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Oh, okay.
#11079219 to #11079187 - cosmicswagmstr
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Staying Fresh <3
#11079198 to #11079187 - hardstylehobo ONLINE
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Exercise, eat well and stay hydrated. And don't be depressed.
#11079203 to #11079198 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
>And don't be depressed.

That's really hard to do.
#11079224 to #11079203 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]

Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
#11079212 to #11079203 - hardstylehobo ONLINE
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(12/05/2015) [-]
tfw
#11079195 to #11079187 - spelly
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(12/05/2015) [-]
drugs
#11079193 to #11079187 - isabelleac
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Drink PowerThirst
#11079189 to #11079187 - nazo
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(12/05/2015) [-]
wake up inside
#11079190 to #11079189 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Can't wake up though.
#11079183 - polarpulse
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(12/05/2015) [-]
I sexually identify as Herold from Thomas the Tank Engine. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Island of Sodor dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting tank engines. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Herold" and respect my right to soar above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your Island of Sodor privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
#11079180 - spelly
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
#11079209 to #11079180 - hardstylehobo ONLINE
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(12/05/2015) [-]
**hardstylehobo used "*roll picture*"**
**hardstylehobo rolled image**
#11079181 to #11079180 - kilroydotexe
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(12/05/2015) [-]
**kilroydotexe used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**kilroydotexe rolls Outlook good**
#11079179 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/05/2015) [-]
#11079178 - sonatadusk
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(12/05/2015) [-]
ANDRE HERRING

KING OF ART
#11079303 to #11079178 - sphincterface
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(12/05/2015) [-]
NO
#11079186 to #11079178 - nazo
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(12/05/2015) [-]
nice
#11079184 to #11079178 - peanutsaurusrex
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(12/05/2015) [-]
STTTTTTTTTTTTTOP
#11079201 to #11079184 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
#11079176 - destaice
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(12/05/2015) [-]
"black lives matter!"

Okay, but what about albanians, arabs, bengalis, filipinos, chinese, japanese, laos, vietnaamese, jews, koreans, kurds, mongols, persians, portuguese, serbs, terks, or hispanics?

"muh safe space"
#11079191 to #11079176 - nazo
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(12/05/2015) [-]
they arent little bitches
#11079185 to #11079176 - peanutsaurusrex
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(12/05/2015) [-]
"all lives matter" intensifies
#11079182 to #11079176 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/05/2015) [-]
terk
#11079171 - redandgreen
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(12/05/2015) [-]
Bad tummy today
#11079169 - sonatadusk
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(12/04/2015) [-]
I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR PROFIT 666 HAIL THE DEVIL
666 HAIL THE DEVIl
#11079164 - sonatadusk
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(12/04/2015) [-]
Why are you all so upset about it lol? You wanted those air strikes
#11079151 - kilroydotexe
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(12/04/2015) [-]
I haven't played pokemon in quite a while and I completely forgot many things about it.
#11079150 - isabelleac
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(12/04/2015) [-]
It's Grump!
#11079153 to #11079150 - Sunset ONLINE
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(12/04/2015) [-]
I'M NOT SO GRUMP
#11079152 to #11079150 - grump
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(12/04/2015) [-]
Here to solo the entire game, baby.