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#11132682 - compared
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#11132677 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
What are you faggots doing for xmas and new year?

on Christmas ehh fuck it nothing else to do so i guess ill go to church with my grandma even though im not really that religious then go home and drink and watch christmas movies. probably wont get shit but fuck it thats not what xmas is about.


New years, not so sure yet. Ill probably end up doing a lot of drugs, one way or the other.
#11132705 to #11132677 - satan
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(12/22/2015) [-]
nothing at all
#11132693 to #11132677 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I'm going to Cajjy's house for Christmas Eve and then having a quieter Christmas with my family. No idea what I'm doing for New Years.
#11132712 to #11132693 - delahk
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
when you guys getting married?
#11132688 to #11132677 - compared
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Spending time at home with family for Christmas receiving and giving gifts then for new years I'll probably go out with my mates.
#11132685 to #11132677 - nazo
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(12/22/2015) [-]
im going street racing since there is nobody on the street and i have no one to spend my time with
#11132681 to #11132677 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
got the day off so i'm not doing shit
#11132694 to #11132681 - anon
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Go find boosie
#11132704 to #11132694 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
how
#11132658 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Undertale is as cringe worthy as putting homestuck, all of tumblr, and five nights at freddys into one.
#11132675 to #11132658 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I haven't really seen much of undertale posts anymore
#11132701 to #11132675 - anon
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(12/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user ladymaria **
#11132656 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Are you sure you're too big of a bitch to kill yourself? How would that be?

I mean it's not like you're afraid of dying. If you yearn for death then the opposite is true. So embrace it with open arms.

Don't be afraid of leaving anything behind. Who are you leaving it behind for? The people who don't love you? Those who betrayed and used you? They don't deserve you. You don't owe them anything.

Don't be afraid of the pain. There are painless options. And even if it hurts it will just be over fast.

Don't be afraid of what comes next. After all could it really be worse than what you're currently going through?

Don't be afraid of no longer existing. Your existence is pointless on this world. It was random chance that you were here in the first place. And the world ruined you for it. Why exist at all?
#11132653 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
You are a bisexual or bicurious white dude from the age of 16 to 20 who grew up somewhere in decent middle class in the US, UK, netherlands, or AUS. raised by democrat leaning parents..you also have a somewhat unhealthy obession with squids or happy anime girls.
#11132672 to #11132653 - compared
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Incorrect.
#11132666 to #11132653 - takeaseat ONLINE
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(12/22/2015) [-]
im glad i dont meet this demographic
#11132665 to #11132653 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I'm not bisexual, bicurious, or white
#11132662 to #11132653 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I am a homosexual white male age of 21. Who grew up in a poor home in the US. With democratic parents I think.

And the last things are false.
#11132661 to #11132653 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Yes. This is me.
#11132673 to #11132661 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
#11132660 to #11132653 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
not a single correct one...well other than white dude
#11132674 to #11132660 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
you're more arab than white
#11132678 to #11132674 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
iam a sandwhigger
#11132679 to #11132678 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
fucking sandwiggers
#11132659 to #11132653 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
i'm a mixed race straight dude between the age of 16 and 20 who grew up in a middle class suburb in th US raised by socialist parents and i have an unhealthy obsession with black girls
#11132620 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
1 sleep

2 stay up and be kind and nice for once

3 ???

4 kill myself
#11132664 to #11132620 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
5. HOLD U DOWN
#11132647 to #11132620 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
2.
#11132630 to #11132620 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
**polarpulse used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**polarpulse rolls 1**
#11132635 to #11132630 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
man its always sleep in these kinda things i think its rigged
#11132686 to #11132635 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
**isabelleac used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**isabelleac rolls 3**
lemme test this
1: dank
2: meme
3: sleep
#11134647 to #11132689 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
F O K K E N R I G G E D

O

K

K

E

N

R

I

G

G

E

D
#11132613 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
DEE
#11132669 to #11132613 - anon
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Z nuts
#11132600 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
An alternate universe where everything is exactly the same but, instead of barely scraping five-feet, I'm a noteworthy six-foot-six.
#11132616 to #11132600 - murphyslawtesties
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(12/22/2015) [-]
So you want to be a big, strong, amazonian woman instead of a cute, petite girl ?
#11132622 to #11132616 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I'm not cute.
#11132625 to #11132622 - murphyslawtesties
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I find you cute.

Then again

I am horny, so I find everything cute right now
#11132634 to #11132625 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I will fuck you up.
#11132645 to #11132634 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
#11132636 to #11132634 - murphyslawtesties
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, fuck is on my mind currently
#11132609 to #11132600 - isabelleac
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I never really cared about my height tbh
#11132618 to #11132609 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Most of my friends are tall and enjoy picking me up for no reason. They call me 'cute'. I am not cute. I'm just short.
#11132642 to #11132618 - anon
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
When cajbro someone calls you cute, it's because you're cute to them.

How can you be this dense
#11132651 to #11132642 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
He doesn't call me cute.
#11132683 to #11132651 - anon
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I really doubt that, but whatever. Let me rephrase:

When he calls you pretty/beautiful/sexy/I don't know, it's because you're pretty/beautiful/sexy to them.

How can you be this dense
#11132702 to #11132683 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
He doesn't say any of those things to me. He's not the kinda guy who comments on looks.
#11132720 to #11132702 - anon
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I still really fuckin' doubt that

So what does Mr.Cajjy say then?
#11132621 to #11132618 - isabelleac
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I hate it when I'm called cute
#11132633 to #11132621 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
are you a dude?
#11132644 to #11132633 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Yes
#11132648 to #11132644 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
how tall?
#11132652 to #11132648 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
but I'm taller than most people who have called me cute
#11132649 to #11132648 - isabelleac
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I don't even know
#11132654 to #11132649 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
iam 177 cm so not short nor tall
#11132595 - marcinthedark
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Rate my party outfit
#11132671 to #11132595 - xxangelisxx
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
bumsnacher/10
#11132684 to #11132671 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I aint no fuckboi
#11132697 to #11132684 - xxangelisxx
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Only a fuckboy would wear converse with a butterfly tie.
#11132714 to #11132697 - marcinthedark
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Wearing my tux shoes would've looked way too elegant

also it was the most comfortable outfit i could go out with, and suspenders just feel amazing
#11132717 to #11132714 - xxangelisxx
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeh, but converse do not go together with formal attire - they ruin the look.
#11132719 to #11132717 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
They obviously didn't in my case.
#11132723 to #11132719 - xxangelisxx
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Are you always so overly confident and smug? Just wondering.
#11132727 to #11132723 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Not really, but judging from the feedback I receive that night I can definitely tell that the shoes didn't have a bad effect on the outfit
#11132614 to #11132595 - Sunset
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
david byrne/10
#11132617 to #11132614 - marcinthedark
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(12/22/2015) [-]
a e s t h e t i c
#11132612 to #11132595 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
nice
#11132619 to #11132612 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Thank youuu
#11132628 to #11132619 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Tell me how it goes :3
#11132637 to #11132628 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I wore it to a party on friday heh, it went really good

received really kind feedback from my friends and from the people at the club
#11132639 to #11132637 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
oh nice
was it the kool kids klub :3
#11132650 to #11132639 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
We were one of the youngest people there
#11132657 to #11132650 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
like a country club then
#11132670 to #11132657 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Nah not really, just a regular club really

also their Jim Beam cola is effing delicious
#11132676 to #11132670 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
regular club?
i never heard of those.
theres clubs for sports and chess and stuff


but whats regular club
#11132687 to #11132676 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
w-wha
#11132691 to #11132687 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
is that club just for parties?
#11132695 to #11132691 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
yea

like a disco
#11132696 to #11132695 - takeaseat ONLINE
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
oooooohhhhh

lool
#11132605 to #11132595 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I missed you, Marc.
#11132629 to #11132605 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Aw that's sweet of you, I missed you too<3
#11132638 to #11132629 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Where did you go?
#11132663 to #11132638 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Real life really, spent time with friends and stuff and wasn't that much online like I used to

but nows christmas break for me which means being online 24/7
#11132604 to #11132595 - puffyclouds
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
u gon git all the bitches
#11132640 to #11132604 - marcinthedark
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(12/22/2015) [-]
My ex whispered me that I look especially good with suspenders and a bowtie
#11132603 to #11132595 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
You smoke?
#11132646 to #11132603 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Sometimes...
#11132655 to #11132646 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
You smoke the good stuff?
#11132680 to #11132655 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Rarely, either when I have the money for it or when friends have some with them
#11132594 - puffyclouds
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
i can play offline games, but idk what to play
#11132631 to #11132594 - reginleif
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(12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
**reginleif used "*roll picture*"**
**reginleif rolled image** Rehab hero.
#11132626 to #11132594 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Monopoly.
#11132596 to #11132594 - marcinthedark
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Need for speed
#11132599 to #11132596 - puffyclouds
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
don't have it installed
#11132577 - pulseythekid
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
**pulseythekid rolled user syrianbro **
#11132585 to #11132577 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
REMOVE KEBAB
#11132569 - delahk
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
wow code gease ep 22 was so fucking brutal
#11132573 to #11132569 - evilicious
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Is that the one where Euphie kills everyone?
#11132574 to #11132573 - delahk
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(12/22/2015) [-]
yup
#11132566 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Yall are a bunch of pussies


not even sharing deeply personal and possibly incriminating things about yourself.


outrageous
#11132584 to #11132566 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
i like black girls
#11132583 to #11132566 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I have crippling depression and i'm too much of a little bitch to just slit my throat open
#11132576 to #11132566 - nazo
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I used to be a fucking thief

ye happy now
#11132643 to #11132576 - mvtjets ONLINE
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(12/22/2015) [-]
you still are a thief
stealing my shekel memes
#11132627 to #11132576 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Do you really feel bad about that?

Heck I stole all the time and I don't feel guilty about it.
#11132668 to #11132627 - nazo
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(12/22/2015) [-]
shit nigga i stole from a blind man
#11132570 to #11132566 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Fine, fine. I'll bite.
I have trouble finishing things and that bugs me a lot.
#11132557 - twi
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(12/22/2015) [-]
**twi used "*roll picture*"**
**twi rolled image** fuck u niger
#11132555 - rambomanthree
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Tell me a few depressing facts about yourself.

I for one am 20 years old and living in poverty in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with little chance of beating it. also i havent felt the loving touch of any human in many many years
#11132602 to #11132555 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE
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(12/22/2015) [-]
22 years old living in poverty on the outskirts of fucking nowhere.
Haunted by my past to the point where I feel nothing but self-loathing. Also haunted by my idealistic vision of a good man whom I aspire to be, yet constantly fail.
Actually autistic, depressed and capable of social interaction only when I help others. Otherwise I'm too afraid to even open the doors when someone knocks.
I'm also an anti-realist and I have really hard time believing in anything, sometimes even my own existence.
#11132615 to #11132602 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Poverty and depression are a fucking lethal combo


>tfw also poor and depressed trapped in a fucking trailer park in a rural farmtown.

shit sucks hardcore

>tfw if you are poor and secluded the system is literally rigged to keep you poor and secluded in a multitude of ways
#11132667 to #11132615 - invaderfromthesea ONLINE
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Well, my life is terrible, but it's mine.
I actually have a strong survival instinct. Yeah, it's hard and sometimes I break, but generally I have adapted. I'd love to improve my life if even a bit, but it's just a few basic thing that I lack. You know, the kind of things that apparently many people take for granted.
#11132593 to #11132555 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
My real dad once told me the world would be better place if all gay people were dead.

My mother was addicted to pain killers for most of my childhood. She sat in her room in a zoned out zombie-like state day in and day out. She took almost no part in my life as I grew up.

Early onset depression caused abandon all hope for the future. My teachers once said that I was the type of kid who would practically get through college for free thanks to scholarships. Now I'm the kid who ditched school and never did homework.

My father got heavily addicted to meth sometime during my teenage years. This caused him to do a lot of fucked up things that ruined what little family we had left. This included destroying property and murdering the family pets.

But I don't care about such things anymore. I don't even consider anyone I'm related with to be family.

Just as long as I can cause others to feel misery by ruining them and manipulating them. And it's so much fun.
#11132610 to #11132593 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Just kidding about the last part btw. Actually it brings me pain to see others feel despair after all the shit I went through.

So instead I try to show kindness to whoever I meet IRL. Even if that means they'll never show me kindness in return. But I don't mind not getting anything back. I'm use to it.
#11132607 to #11132593 - rambomanthree
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
I know the feel with most of that, my dad was a cunt too. mom was usually super depressed to care. or she was way overbearing and wouldnt even let me be a kid on top of my dad being abusive. and being bullied all the time in school. mom was never a pill addict though.

also
>"My teachers once said that I was the type of kid who would practically get through college for free thanks to scholarships. Now I'm the kid who ditched school and never did homework. "


fucking hell this hits close too. i used to score damn near geniuis levels on shit but i just kind of gave up and depression fucked it all up for me and took away any motivation or drive for anything.


all these feels man
they're relatively close to home
#11132623 to #11132607 - destaice
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I feel like the worst part is that I was either too afraid to talk about what was going on at home or too naive to really notice. Heck the feeling of my dad telling me I'd be better off dead was something I had repressed for many years.

And because of that people assumed the problem lied with me. That I was just being lazy and overconfident. But the opposite was true thanks to depression.

So teachers felt like I needed to change. Nobody even asked if something else was wrong.

Or maybe that's just an excuse. I don't even know anymore.
#11132580 to #11132555 - puffyclouds
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(12/22/2015) [-]
i'm a drug addict
#11132568 to #11132555 - kaitora
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(12/22/2015) [-]
20yo virgin here.
#11132571 to #11132568 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
i can show you where to find hookers...if thats your thing
#11132579 to #11132571 - karlKroenen
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(12/22/2015) [-]
show me the hookers
#11132587 to #11132579 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
ok i can find you some hookers.

what is the nearest major or largest city to you?
#11132589 to #11132587 - karlKroenen
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(12/22/2015) [-]
san diego
#11132592 to #11132589 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?layout=gallery

dont expect a pure waifu here

these are all dirty skanks that take a lot of dick errrryday


but have fun
#11132597 to #11132592 - karlKroenen
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(12/22/2015) [-]
how many of em are cops
#11132575 to #11132571 - kaitora
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I don't know how good it is so I'm kinda ok with it, I'm not gonna pay for something I haven't tried.
#11132582 to #11132575 - rambomanthree
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(12/22/2015) [-]
its pretty nice man

just fuck them and bail on money
#11132588 to #11132582 - kaitora
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I have better use for my money.
I have better use for my money.
#11132567 to #11132555 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
My life isn't actually that bad.
#11132564 to #11132555 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I'm too much of a bitch to kill myself
#11132562 to #11132555 - nazo
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(12/22/2015) [-]
i dont feel like ruining my day today
#11132559 to #11132555 - twi
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I don't feel like it, there's a lot
#11132556 to #11132555 - karlKroenen
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(12/22/2015) [-]
no
#11132547 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
**evilicious rolled user lotengo ** You're a piece of shit, you know that?
#11132632 to #11132547 - lotengo
0
(12/22/2015) [-]
Fucking weebfags, stop rolling me on this shitty board

REEEEEEEEEEEE
#11132641 to #11132632 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I can't control who I roll.
#11132611 to #11132586 - evilicious
0
(12/22/2015) [-]
Diego > Dio
#11132551 to #11132547 - twi
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Fukin rood as bich
#11132549 to #11132547 - nazo
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
holy shit evil, no bulli
#11132544 - polarpulse
+1
(12/22/2015) [-]
Everyone must show me their booty if you want to live in a trump world besides nazo and canyou
#11132563 to #11132553 - polarpulse
0
(12/22/2015) [-]
I'll let this one slide but next time i've penetrating your ass with a giant studded dildo
#11132565 to #11132563 - yourdonutz
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(12/22/2015) [-]
you say that like it's a bad thing
#11132552 to #11132544 - evilicious
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(12/22/2015) [-]
I don't want to live in a Trump world.
#11132558 to #11132552 - polarpulse
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(12/22/2015) [-]
Have fun with the mexicans and muslims chump
#11132546 to #11132544 - nazo
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(12/22/2015) [-]
that sounds like a good fucking world
#11132541 - Sunset
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(12/22/2015) [-]
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRWAYUH

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRWAYUH

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRWAYUH
#11132532 - anon
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**anonymous rolled user invaderfromthesea **
**anonymous rolled user invaderfromthesea **
#11132529 - polarpulse
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**polarpulse rolled user scowler **