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User avatar #9544286 - fjaddictftw (08/22/2014) [-]
ehh
User avatar #9544282 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
Hey mods mod me
User avatar #9544276 - tehbestever (08/22/2014) [-]
"furry voices for second life is now being installed"
User avatar #9544302 to #9544276 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
>2014
>Playing second life
>Not trolling in second life
User avatar #9544289 to #9544276 - strangemoo (08/22/2014) [-]
oh god what
User avatar #9544287 to #9544276 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #9544290 to #9544287 - tehbestever (08/22/2014) [-]
"gf for real life is now being installed"
#9544279 to #9544276 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
you disgust me
User avatar #9544265 - gryphemthegryphon (08/22/2014) [-]
er ere ERE ere
User avatar #9544260 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 4** itsa 1
User avatar #9544275 to #9544260 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
**lightarcanine rolls 6** 3 gg no re
User avatar #9544267 to #9544260 - gryphemthegryphon (08/22/2014) [-]
**gryphemthegryphon rolls 6**
User avatar #9544262 to #9544260 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 2** a 1
User avatar #9544263 to #9544262 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 6** an 1
User avatar #9544266 to #9544263 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 0** uh 1
User avatar #9544268 to #9544266 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 8** 4
User avatar #9544274 to #9544268 - andranadu ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
**andranadu rolls 1** 1
User avatar #9544280 to #9544278 - andranadu ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
ty
User avatar #9544247 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
>Gf wants to go to highschool football game
>Wants to give me bj under thhe bleachers
do i risk it?
User avatar #9544261 to #9544247 - gryphemthegryphon (08/22/2014) [-]
The first thing you should do is get new text color
User avatar #9544269 to #9544261 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
Dont tell me what to do
User avatar #9544256 to #9544247 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
uh yeah.

even if you do get cought you get props
#9544254 to #9544247 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
just dont moan and youre golden
User avatar #9544244 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 848**
User avatar #9544246 to #9544244 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 3** lemme get a 8
User avatar #9544252 to #9544246 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
**cann rolls 0** here
User avatar #9544249 to #9544246 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolls 8** an 8
User avatar #9544251 to #9544249 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
grammar counts
#9544240 - exotic (08/22/2014) [-]
**exotic rolls 767,355**
#9544238 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
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>GF invites me over
>She secretly wants to know if I have any self control
>She tells me she doesn't want to fuck, just cuddle and watch netflix
>Agree and drive over
>She's wearing a sports bra and really short camo shorts
>Almost instantly pop a boner
>Adjust myself in her bathroom and commence cuddling
>Takes all my will power not to fuck her right there
>6+ hours later
>Her parents are coming home
>Tell her I love her, see her later, etc
>She gives me a kiss goodbye
>I drive around the corner
>Fap in my car before driving all the way home

Why must she do dis to me
#9544288 to #9544238 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
>Gf says shes not horny
>no sex whole time shes over
>Right before she leave she puts my dick in her mouth
>Takes it out
>Leaves
mfw
User avatar #9544241 to #9544238 - mynameisnotmike (08/22/2014) [-]
you should have fucked her in the ass for making you do something like that
User avatar #9544245 to #9544241 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
I'll do that next time
#9544239 to #9544238 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
>popping a boner before she even touches you
User avatar #9544243 to #9544239 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
You've obviously never seen her
#9544248 to #9544243 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
then show me
cause i doubt i'll pop a boner just from seeing her
User avatar #9544253 to #9544248 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
Why should I
#9544258 to #9544253 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
cause youre so sure shes attractive

i bet shes not
User avatar #9544277 to #9544258 - trollmobile (08/22/2014) [-]
nigga if he showed you you'd try your best to find any and all flaws on her, showing you a pic would be completely redundant at this point.
User avatar #9544285 to #9544277 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
Yet I did it anyway
#9544283 to #9544277 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
actually no i was just going to say "cool, good luck man"
User avatar #9544270 to #9544258 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
Because she is.
I literally don't have shit to prove to you.
#9544273 to #9544270 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
no girl is boner on sight material
#9544281 to #9544273 - pivotmasterdm (08/22/2014) [-]
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Blacked out her face
#9544284 to #9544281 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
cool good luck man
#9544236 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
New bowling balls are sexy.
User avatar #9544242 to #9544236 - strangemoo (08/22/2014) [-]
New bowling balls are sexy.
User avatar #9544231 - strangemoo (08/22/2014) [-]
i need a hunting rifle
User avatar #9544233 to #9544231 - gryphemthegryphon (08/22/2014) [-]
er ere ERE ere
#9544229 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
**darkestrogue rolled user jonglio ** Filthy Frank - Imma sh*t on you
User avatar #9544296 to #9544229 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
**cann rolled user WolfPrince ** fuk u bro u wana talk shit lyke that to me face
User avatar #9544306 to #9544296 - WolfPrince (08/22/2014) [-]
Lyke dat
User avatar #9544311 to #9544306 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
**cann rolled user sergeantnovak ** agrees with me
User avatar #9544223 - gryphemthegryphon (08/22/2014) [-]
er ere ERE ere
#9544220 - peseta (08/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#9544210 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
>Go downstairs to check on my old dog
>shes lazy and content
>ok ill get some water
>go to kitchen, look in living room
>brothers stuff is on the pool table
>front door is wide the fuck open
>go outside
>his truck is gone


fucking animal doesnt even close the door....
User avatar #9544227 to #9544210 - chillybilly ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
It's not the dog's fault that she doesn't understand that the door needs to be shut
=(
#9544234 to #9544227 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
actually no she does understand it
she can open and close the heavy fucking glass door at the age of 16
#9544209 - zahnrad (08/22/2014) [-]
/mlp/ is autistic   
   
They gave an autism test thing and I passed as not autistic (which I am) while pretty much everyone else did.
/mlp/ is autistic

They gave an autism test thing and I passed as not autistic (which I am) while pretty much everyone else did.
User avatar #9544255 to #9544209 - strangemoo (08/22/2014) [-]
Link is better at sticky-jumping than me.

fucck
#9544214 to #9544209 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
but youre incredibly autistic

i think the test is rigged
User avatar #9544217 to #9544214 - zahnrad (08/22/2014) [-]
That's the point.
User avatar #9544221 to #9544219 - zahnrad (08/22/2014) [-]
Really?
#9544224 to #9544221 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
RIGGED I SAY
User avatar #9544201 - zahnrad (08/22/2014) [-]
fr672tdg7guweb
#9544193 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Israel is doing the same thing these Palestinian guys are doing, why is the news always one sided favoring Israel or radical Palestinian groups?
Peace could be achived if you let the kikes keep their sand dune and by giving control of the West Bank to Jordan and control of the Gaza Strip to Egypt in a three state solution.
User avatar #9544204 to #9544193 - medewu (08/22/2014) [-]
Or the easiest way to solve all these bullshit issues. Kill them all, then no more fighting about land and shit.
User avatar #9544216 to #9544204 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
How right wing of you, who exactly should we kill and is labeled under this "all" banner?
The civilians?
User avatar #9544226 to #9544216 - medewu (08/22/2014) [-]
1.used to refer to the whole quantity or extent of a particular group or thing.
User avatar #9544237 to #9544226 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Can't tell if communist or Nazi...
#9544257 to #9544237 - medewu (08/22/2014) [-]
es ist einfach Tötet sie alle
User avatar #9544271 to #9544257 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
So uneducated degenerate weeaboo, that explains it.
User avatar #9544196 to #9544193 - jonglio (08/22/2014) [-]
andranadu i found ur irl
#9544206 to #9544196 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Do I look like a Jew?
#9544222 to #9544215 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Wrong, I'm Baltic m8.
Wrong, I'm Baltic m8.
User avatar #9544197 to #9544196 - andranadu ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
nah im actually a jehovah's witness
User avatar #9544195 to #9544193 - ashedust (08/22/2014) [-]
Or we should just pull out completely and let them all kill eachother and then come in and clean up in a few years.
User avatar #9544202 to #9544195 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
What a peaceful solution it's not like innocent civilians would be affected by the conflict of war...
User avatar #9544304 to #9544202 - ashedust (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh right... the innocent lives we're looking to protect by wrecking.
User avatar #9544312 to #9544304 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Do you get your news from MSNBC?
Palestine only has a small moderate community of people in power, the only solution is to give power back to Jordan and Egypt like it used to be since the old boarders wouldn't work.
I'm not looking for hippy dippy propaganda I just want actual peace in that desert they call the middle east.
User avatar #9544323 to #9544312 - ashedust (08/22/2014) [-]
We both know that's not going to happen and no matter what we do, it's not going to happen.

We stay, they beg for our help and innocents get hurt.
We leave, they kill eachother and innocents get hurt.
User avatar #9544327 to #9544323 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
What "we" need to do is stop ISIS but those who hold power over there aka Israel need to do is give that patch of unclaimed land back to it's rightful owners aka Jordan and Egypt as any legitimate history textbook will tell you.
User avatar #9544344 to #9544327 - ashedust (08/22/2014) [-]
Their war. Why do we have to make it ours too?
User avatar #9544355 to #9544344 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
If you are referring to this ISIS situation it is a crime against humanity which the UN is refusing to act on and therefore must be dealt with along with North Korea.
But if you are referring to the Israel-Palestine conflict then yes we should just let Israel handle it you're right but they really should contact Jordan an Egypt for peace talks.
User avatar #9544379 to #9544355 - ashedust (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh... Miscommunication. Yeah, I was talking about Israel-Palestine conflict.

The way I see it, if we force an agreement over land rights, then Israel is going to throw a tantrum and bomb Palestine anyways with some new cockshit reason. And if we don't try to work with Palestine, they throw a hissyfit and we're back to square one. Tricky situation and if we pull out and form a "Keep it in the middle east" it'll be a whole hell of a lot easier when they decide to stop beating eachother... which is almost guaranteed to never happen.
User avatar #9544427 to #9544379 - holyfool (08/22/2014) [-]
Do you get your news from a sjw hippy college class or do you just not listen well?
The only advice I can give you is to pick up a history textbook and learn that the Egyptian and Jordanian governments own rights to the gaza strip and the west bank. With or without the US intervening Israel is still an ally to the US. I don't have time to play this silly game of politics all I know is history. Saying the same old hippy rhetoric will not solve anything because these individuals no neither politics nor do they no history.
#9544183 - xxangelisxx (08/22/2014) [-]
Toblerone should make possible to make requests and make some bars called Joshlerone.
#9544185 to #9544183 - darkestrogue (08/22/2014) [-]
but then no one would touch them
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