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#7236512 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I honestly think Russians are the people you'd want on your side.

They're fucking hardcore.

They will continue fighting you, even if they have low numbers.
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User avatar #7236551 to #7236549 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
ANON JUST MADE THIS REPLY
User avatar #7236538 to #7236512 - fuckyourtoast (12/29/2013) [-]
le car driv u bcaon voda xd ak47 cyka cyka le vladmir metro 2033 haha hradkor rushin guy
User avatar #7236543 to #7236538 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #7236537 to #7236512 - hieronymous (12/29/2013) [-]
[white][white]
User avatar #7236531 to #7236512 - tinkotin (12/29/2013) [-]
CYKA BLYAT CRYSTAL NOOB
#7236507 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
I've never witnessed any deaths
I've never really gone through any traumatic experiences
And yet I'm still a horribly maladjusted person
User avatar #7236527 to #7236507 - shadowtails (12/29/2013) [-]
But I love you, so it dont matter
#7236583 to #7236527 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
Less than three
User avatar #7236521 to #7236507 - nippuhl (12/29/2013) [-]
I witnessed someone die in a car wreck
funny stuff
User avatar #7236518 to #7236507 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
>Internet

it messes you up a little.
#7236570 to #7236518 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
Before that even
I was a hopeless ADHD fuck before depression kicked in, pretty much equalizing my behavior, but doing nothing for the worthless attention spam
Meds made me an ADHD fuck all over again
And I still can't function well when it comes to career advancement or socialization
User avatar #7236575 to #7236570 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
wot
#7236598 to #7236575 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
My point is I'm far from normal and for no good reason
#7236577 to #7236575 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't wot me faggot
User avatar #7236541 to #7236518 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
just a little?
User avatar #7236555 to #7236541 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
lolye
User avatar #7236536 to #7236518 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
not as much as prison though
User avatar #7236539 to #7236536 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Prison is fucking gjksdhfg
#7236497 - DasSpiel (12/29/2013) [-]
Fuck you guys.
I'm remembering every cringe-worthy thing about my childhood and it's giving me a headache.
User avatar #7236503 to #7236497 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
tell us about them
#7236471 - traveltech (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey board
User avatar #7236534 to #7236471 - tinkotin (12/29/2013) [-]
hy travely
User avatar #7236510 to #7236471 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
hey faggot, suck any good dicks lately?
#7236509 to #7236471 - sirochoz **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
hello tech
User avatar #7236478 to #7236471 - fuckyourtoast (12/29/2013) [-]
fuck you you blue baboon i want purple monkey back
#7236467 - geeky (12/29/2013) [-]
I find it best to name a child based on how well they acted when they were brought into this world.
If you only took a couple of pushes and hardly cried at all, I'm naming you something fancy like Nicholas or Felix.
If you took a lot of pushes and cried like a bitch, you're stuck with Linus or Levi.
And if you required a C-section and would not shut up the entire time you were in the delivery room, I will not hesitate to name you Adolf.
User avatar #7236499 to #7236467 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
what if you require a c-section but the child dies?
User avatar #7236508 to #7236499 - geeky (12/29/2013) [-]
First name Grim, middle name reaper.
User avatar #7236487 to #7236467 - nippuhl (12/29/2013) [-]
Or Frank
that name sucks.
User avatar #7236511 to #7236487 - geeky (12/29/2013) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #7236486 to #7236467 - theluppijackal (12/29/2013) [-]
"Theluppijackal is literally worse than Hitler."
-wemilznotkill
User avatar #7236462 - mynameisnotmike (12/29/2013) [-]
i think we all have a heightened sense of insecurity because of the internet. Like, you're more aware of all the terrible shit that happens all over the world everyday when in reality when you see it for what it is it's proportionally miniscule.
User avatar #7236474 to #7236462 - overjoyed (12/29/2013) [-]
that makes sense.
User avatar #7236529 to #7236474 - mynameisnotmike (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks, i think about this shit too much.
User avatar #7236532 to #7236529 - overjoyed (12/29/2013) [-]
it'll be ok lil nigga
User avatar #7236460 - shadowtails (12/29/2013) [-]
So my dad once burned his chest off. Litterally.

Like, he was working on a car while it was running, and something popped and fluid sprayed all over his chest

Ate through his shirt and popped the skin off his chest

Got treated for third degree burns
User avatar #7236489 to #7236460 - fuckyourtoast (12/29/2013) [-]
that was his 2nd worst accident
User avatar #7236547 to #7236489 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
fucking,....burn.
#7236514 to #7236489 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
top lel
#7236501 to #7236489 - shadowtails (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know...
#7236459 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
Most awkward moments at Minecon 2013 I love the guys at 1:23 reaction
User avatar #7236513 to #7236459 - mynameisnotmike (12/29/2013) [-]
omg this is so bad hahahahahha
User avatar #7236454 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
Why don't I have aids yet
User avatar #7236490 to #7236454 - geeky (12/29/2013) [-]
Only the good die young.
User avatar #7236523 to #7236490 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
Good thing I'm an asshole
User avatar #7236535 to #7236523 - geeky (12/29/2013) [-]
Also, nice text.
User avatar #7236456 to #7236454 - UnaOWNED (12/29/2013) [-]
You probably do.
User avatar #7236468 to #7236456 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
I just got tested a week ago
User avatar #7236473 to #7236468 - UnaOWNED (12/29/2013) [-]
and how many dicks have you taken in the butt since then.
User avatar #7236479 to #7236473 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
None yet
User avatar #7236483 to #7236479 - UnaOWNED (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #7236493 to #7236483 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm going to texas soon, then I'll get dicked
#7236450 - UnaOWNED (12/29/2013) [-]
Every time I think the Russians are going to redeem themselves for killing innocents, murdering their own soldiers for not fighting, or setting fire to houses filled with women and children in CoH 2, They go and send a 5,000 man battalion to a death zone for the sole purpose of 'Buying some time.'   
   
Jesus Christ Russia.
Every time I think the Russians are going to redeem themselves for killing innocents, murdering their own soldiers for not fighting, or setting fire to houses filled with women and children in CoH 2, They go and send a 5,000 man battalion to a death zone for the sole purpose of 'Buying some time.'

Jesus Christ Russia.
#7236472 to #7236450 - theluppijackal (12/29/2013) [-]
>buy some time
That sounds like a helluva war strategy considering Russia has a population/birth problem
User avatar #7236464 to #7236450 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Because Russia doesn't give a single fuck.
User avatar #7236461 to #7236450 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
They have people to spare
#7236428 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm not strong.

That's why I want to temper my son until he knows he can handle anything.
User avatar #7236439 to #7236428 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
Emotions are what cause peoples weaknesses
User avatar #7236444 to #7236439 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
seyz u
User avatar #7236451 to #7236444 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
And I'm a hard to kill jerk
#7236528 to #7236451 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
youre not hard to kill, its just that no one cares enough.
User avatar #7236458 to #7236451 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
If you were a jerk, you'd be mean to me.
User avatar #7236475 to #7236458 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm selfish and you're mine, I wouldn't damage my things
User avatar #7236481 to #7236475 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
o
User avatar #7236427 - shrekis (12/29/2013) [-]
my snapchat is isshrek ps dont snap anything illegal like nudes or gore because someone might see it on my ipod and call the police on u
User avatar #7236505 to #7236427 - overjoyed (12/29/2013) [-]
nigga you better snapchat me back
User avatar #7236517 to #7236505 - shrekis (12/29/2013) [-]
oprah is a whale???//?
User avatar #7236453 to #7236427 - overjoyed (12/29/2013) [-]
oshitnig
User avatar #7236443 to #7236427 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
>gore
>illegal

trust me if gore was illegal it would be a lot harder to find
User avatar #7236455 to #7236443 - shrekis (12/29/2013) [-]
i know but still my parents are idiots
User avatar #7236446 to #7236443 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
^^^^^^^^^
User avatar #7236438 to #7236427 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
lolwt
User avatar #7236408 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
A girl posted a video of herself singing on Facebook and it's really bad.
User avatar #7236425 to #7236408 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
or better yet, post that as your status exactly.
"A girl posted a video of herself singing on Facebook and it's really bad."
User avatar #7236424 to #7236408 - playfilly (12/29/2013) [-]
Tell her if she wants a record deal she has to learn to relax her throat.
User avatar #7236418 to #7236408 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
tell her that.
User avatar #7236437 to #7236418 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
I can't do that.
User avatar #7236442 to #7236437 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
but it would hilarious.
User avatar #7236466 to #7236442 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
No it wouldn't, it would break her heart, she was terrified to post it and she's already insecure.
User avatar #7236477 to #7236466 - thedarkestrogue (12/29/2013) [-]
girls and their insecurities.
if it was a guy everyone would be like "ha you suck. lel"
User avatar #7236524 to #7236477 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Yea, society sucks.
#7236416 to #7236408 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
Convince her to kill herself
User avatar #7236422 to #7236416 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
I would never to that to anyone.
#7236395 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
jews did wtc
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User avatar #7236419 to #7236415 - DasSpiel (12/29/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD.
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#7236412 to #7236395 - sigzer (12/29/2013) [-]
This is common knowledge anon
#7236384 - DasSpiel (12/29/2013) [-]
Stop making me remember cringy shit about my childhood, thread.

When I was a kid, I never rang the doorbell. I would stand outside my friends houses and yell their names until someone answered.
User avatar #7236441 to #7236384 - mindlessdubs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I do that.
User avatar #7236430 to #7236384 - youhei (12/29/2013) [-]
shit i still do that
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User avatar #7236374 - mynameisnotmike (12/29/2013) [-]
world would be a better place without guns
#7236410 to #7236374 - DasSpiel (12/29/2013) [-]
From my cold dead hands, you statist fuck.
From my cold dead hands, you statist fuck.
User avatar #7236377 to #7236374 - mynameisnotmike (12/29/2013) [-]
and commercial vehicles
#7236371 - goht (12/29/2013) [-]
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ITT: 4 favorite users

Shrekis, Poorlyred, miscarriage, sebthebrony

(Last two are just because I didn't have anyone else and I just generally liked your essence)
#7236414 to #7236371 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
regnol levchenko sperit linxus
User avatar #7236399 to #7236371 - nippuhl (12/29/2013) [-]
vincento prettyflyforadepr bumsnacher sunset
only talking about people who visit thread often
User avatar #7236413 to #7236399 - vincento (12/29/2013) [-]
#the first B)
User avatar #7236417 to #7236413 - nippuhl (12/29/2013) [-]
who are u
#7236470 to #7236417 - vincento (12/29/2013) [-]
shhhh, no questions, only sweet love instead
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User avatar #7240104 to #7236388 - FightClub (12/29/2013) [-]
worst choices except fightclub of course
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#7240109 to #7240105 - FightClub (12/29/2013) [-]
and i'm last huh

ok i see how it is
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User avatar #7236421 to #7236409 - nippuhl (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm listed before you suck my beandip
User avatar #7236420 to #7236409 - vincento (12/29/2013) [-]
gowei itemperson
User avatar #7236506 to #7236492 - jorgethemaster (12/29/2013) [-]
Who are you?
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User avatar #7236383 to #7236371 - poorlyred (12/29/2013) [-]
Himynameiskit / ifitpleasesmlord
Viven
pandacore
miscarriage
User avatar #7236365 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
So much color
User avatar #7236366 to #7236365 - poorlyred (12/29/2013) [-]
Like a rainbow
#7236362 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
I used to witness a man drown and his corpse get flushed onto a beach when I was 7

I can hardly recall those memories, the only thing I knew was that he drowned, and his body

just laying there.

Wasn't that traumatized, I was more traumatized when my mom had beaten me once
#7236392 to #7236362 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
You're older now
Get revenge on the bitch
Bonus points if she's old, fragile, and defenseless :^))))))))
#7236387 to #7236362 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
drowning is a clean death. painful but not really any visible damage.
User avatar #7236403 to #7236387 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
rumors said he might suffered a heartattack that causes him to drown, but I will never know
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