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#11963573 - evilicious
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User avatar #11963572 - peanutsaurusrex
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which is better
2012 PeanutSaurusRex: Pony spam
2013 PeanutSaurusRex: Banned
(2013 PrincePeanut: Mascot Galore)
2014 PeanutSaurusRex: I'm here to fuck shit up and play items
2015 PeanutSaurusRex: Let me shit all over your dreams and act like its all behind my master plan
2016 PeanutSaurusRex: Shut the fuck up you freaking avaOCJCIOADJOIFHOJAWFOIWJADKAJKSFNAKFJWFWIPOEJGJEOIEI&%&#%&am p;$&%%%&
#11963582 to #11963572 - anon id: 78fda715
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**anonymous rolled user mudkipfucker **
User avatar #11963569 - iamnotpolarpulse
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wait did admin leave me here all alone unattended like my real dad when he took me to the store as a kid and left me there till my mom came to pick me up from the store
User avatar #11963567 - iamnotpolarpulse
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You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes copypastas seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the copypastas. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for downvotes and hate comments. These people are wrong. copypastas are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the least amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Ernest Hemingway made a copypasta. Now, I am not talking about the shitty twitter copypastas that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan copypastas and the like. Copypastas that make fun of the saltiness of OP and call his post cancer. These types of copypastas deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are literature.
User avatar #11963565 - yourdonutz
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if life is zubats
User avatar #11963570 to #11963565 - peacegirl
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Im making this my senior quote
User avatar #11963571 to #11963570 - yourdonutz
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thanks
User avatar #11963568 to #11963565 - yourdonutz
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*my
#11963564 - braus
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Central Intelligence was meh. Some good jokes, but the movie wasn't so great itself.

I feel like last year's movie Spy was much much better.
User avatar #11963560 - iamnotpolarpulse
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**iamnotpolarpulse rolled user thechosentroll ** alright I've got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I'm gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they're bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you wanna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can't feel, pal buddy. I'm sorry. they Can't. butt plugs don't work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and it's gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma's hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma's lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma's butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable
User avatar #11963553 - pyrocynical
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How the hell do you start a conversation in real life?
User avatar #11963574 to #11963553 - evilicious
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Show them your memes.
User avatar #11963562 to #11963553 - peacegirl
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"Do you like dogs?"
If they say no, get the fuck away from them
If they say yes then talk about dogs
#11963556 to #11963553 - iamnotpolarpulse
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**iamnotpolarpulse used "*roll picture*"**
**iamnotpolarpulse rolled image** like this
#11963551 - thebestprimarch
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peacegirl?
User avatar #11963554 to #11963551 - peacegirl
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Im flattered but im taken..
User avatar #11963561 to #11963554 - thebestprimarch
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I thought this pic is relevant to your interests cunt.
User avatar #11963558 to #11963554 - psychadelicsnake
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IT WOULD BE BY BIZZARESLAM BUT YOU CHEATED ON HIM
User avatar #11963566 to #11963558 - peacegirl
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I was with karl first
User avatar #11963548 - neppynep
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Oh boy the mall fire pits are on.
#11963559 to #11963548 - anon id: 78fda715
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lmao
#11963547 - captaindubs
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#11963557 to #11963547 - thebestprimarch
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User avatar #11963544 - iamnotpolarpulse
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**iamnotpolarpulse rolled user platinumaltaria ** Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
ifuckinglovecock5@ gmail.com
Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.
User avatar #11963563 to #11963544 - psychadelicsnake
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That email killed me
#11963543 - anon id: 78fda715
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**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #11963542 - psychadelicsnake
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**psychadelicsnake rolled user subadanus ** send help, tell the mods I need backup
#11963531 - yourdonutz
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eglle master race
User avatar #11963529 - iamnotpolarpulse
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User avatar #11963528 - psychadelicsnake
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Someone named oprahslefttesticle sent me a friend request

User avatar #11963534 to #11963528 - thebestprimarch
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if not a board user block him
User avatar #11963539 to #11963534 - psychadelicsnake
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Blocked u
User avatar #11963540 to #11963539 - thebestprimarch
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ok
User avatar #11963533 to #11963528 - oprahslefttesticle
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sup
User avatar #11963537 to #11963533 - yourdonutz
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wow flagged
User avatar #11963536 to #11963533 - psychadelicsnake
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Who are you
User avatar #11963545 to #11963536 - oprahslefttesticle
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oprahslefttesticle
User avatar #11963549 to #11963545 - psychadelicsnake
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HOW DID YOU FIND ME
User avatar #11963555 to #11963549 - oprahslefttesticle
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uh on the autism board
User avatar #11963525 - iamnotpolarpulse
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**iamnotpolarpulse rolled user grogovic ** Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm polarpulse, one of the site's top hugboxer (I swear I'm not a nice guy, they're totally different). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post facebook statuses, nice things, or just talk about yourself. If you have any questions, please ask me or here at
#11963552 to #11963525 - anon id: 78fda715
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#11963523 - evilicious
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**evilicious rolled user tortalis **
I want you to call me 'daddy' as you stand there, your dick and vagina dripping with desire as you struggle against the handcuffs securing you to my bed. Your enormous breasts are dripping your sweet, sweet special formula down your massive pregnant stomach. Your anus clenching up for a shit and you try to resist but it's difficult, especially with one of the sextuplets in your womb stomping down on your desperate prostate. I could just fuck you now and end your misery, but that would be too easy. Oh no, it's never that easy. If you want sweet release, you're going to have to beg for it.
#11963520 - iamnotpolarpulse
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what do you like better 2015 polarpulse or 2016 polarpulse
User avatar #11963541 to #11963520 - evilicious
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They're both little bitches imo
User avatar #11963550 to #11963541 - iamnotpolarpulse
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icantbelieveyou' vedonethis.mp 4
User avatar #11963530 to #11963520 - psychadelicsnake
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Both
#11963526 to #11963520 - anon id: 78fda715
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**anonymous used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 147**
User avatar #11963535 to #11963526 - iamnotpolarpulse
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loose
User avatar #11963524 to #11963520 - yourdonutz
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both