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#10228912 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228917 to #10228912 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Shaves*
#10228907 - sry
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(12/24/2014) [-]
☐ Not MEMED
☑ MEMED
☑ MEMETangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ MEMED-it Ralph
☑ Total MEMEDTall
☑ The Lord of the MEMED
☑ The Usual MEMED
☑ MEMED to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the MEMED
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the MEMED
☑ LawMEMED of Arabia
☑ Tyrannosaurus MEMED
☑ eMEMEDile dysfunction
#10228951 to #10228907 - tranquilizer
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(12/24/2014) [-]
>>>>shrekt
#10228904 - pivotmasterdm
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(12/24/2014) [-]
>My sister is walking towards me
>Move to one side of the hallway
>She moves infront of me
>She starts running
>What the fuck?
>Step out of the way
>She's running directly at me
>Slams into me full force
>Knocked back a foot or so
>She slaps me in the face
>"MOVE, PIVOT OMG YOU TAKE UP THE WHOLE HALLWAY"
>Push her back off of me
>"Why didn't you just move around me holy shit"
>Mom yells to me
>"PIVOT QUIT HARRASSING YOUR SISTER"
>What the actual fuck
>She beats on me some
>Not strong enough to hurt me
>She finally does it
>Punches me full force in the face
>Bloody nose
>Rage fuels my every action now
>Punch her full force in the face
#10228908 to #10228904 - jonglio
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
Ok
#10228905 to #10228904 - pivotmasterdm
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(12/24/2014) [-]
>She falls back
>She's got a bloody nose and a cut lip
>She's looking up at me crying
>She runs downstairs
>MomentsLater.jpeg
>"PIIIIIVOTTT!!!!" screams my mom and dad
>I go downstairs, not cleaning up my bloody nose so they see what happened
>Explain everything
>She's sitting there crying, playing the victim
>My parents don't believe me DESPITE THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM MY NOSE
>All of my presents are taken back to wherever they came from
>Forced to sit and watch as my sister opens her presents and is extremely happy

Since that day, i've wanted to kill my entire family.
#10228914 to #10228905 - pivotmasterdm
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(12/24/2014) [-]
also this was like 5 years ago
#10228900 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
tfw i was suppose to bake a cake w/ my mum 2day 4 my dad but i didnt
#10228910 to #10228900 - jonglio
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(12/24/2014) [-]
this picture is so cute
#10228897 - sry
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(12/24/2014) [-]
**sry rolled user pivotmasterdm **
**sry rolled user pivotmasterdm **
#10228894 - tranquilizer
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Christmas eve spent watching die hard is a christmas eve spent well
#10228902 to #10228894 - joshlol
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(12/24/2014) [-]
I havent seen those in years
good films
#10228892 - studbeefpile ONLINE
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(12/24/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
☑ LawREKT of Arabia
☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
☑ eREKTile dysfunction
#10228891 - tumblrina
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
merry xmas!!! ))
#10228901 to #10228891 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
oh god damnit its shrekis
posttwo
#10228896 to #10228891 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228889 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228886 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Wear your sterotypes with pride.
#10228885 - ttonynn
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(12/24/2014) [-]
all the finnish ppl are going to sleep and all the US ppl are going to sleep?
wtf ppl!?
#10228898 to #10228885 - abstractpink
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(12/24/2014) [-]
the fuck u on about

does other finnish people than fizzor actually exist

wtf
#10228965 to #10228898 - tindarin
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(12/24/2014) [-]
you're dead to me
#10228969 to #10228965 - abstractpink
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(12/24/2014) [-]
no bb cmon
#10228990 to #10228969 - tindarin
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(12/24/2014) [-]
#10228906 to #10228898 - joshlol
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(12/24/2014) [-]
tranquilizwer
#10228916 to #10228906 - ttonynn
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(12/24/2014) [-]
and tindarin
and many many more
#10228881 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228880 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
I'M THE REALEST OF THE REALEST
#10228878 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
ugh doctor phil is so tall and sometimes i forget he's old af and think "dam he tall" but then i see his face n am like "lol woops"
#10228883 to #10228878 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
what.
what.
#10228888 to #10228883 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
ugly tall guys always trickin me
theyre the male butterfaces
#10228890 to #10228888 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
You'll never get a man if you keep talking like that.
#10228869 - britbong
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
Merry almost Christmas thread
Merry almost Christmas thread
#10228877 to #10228869 - kakariko
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10228862 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
christmsd tomoro
#10228859 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
MAH DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE I'M A CRAZY NIGGA
MAH DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE I'M A CRAZY NIGGA
MAH DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE I'M A CRAZY NIGGA
MAH DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE I'M A CRAZY NIGGA
#10228871 to #10228859 - andranadu ONLINE
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(12/24/2014) [-]
#10228860 to #10228859 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228864 to #10228860 - abstractwhitie
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(12/24/2014) [-]
You forgot one of the shoes
#10228884 to #10228864 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228858 - datgrass
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228863 to #10228858 - abstractpink
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(12/24/2014) [-]
I have a long as fuck pink scarf my grandma made for me
#10228866 to #10228863 - datgrass
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228872 to #10228866 - abstractpink
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(12/24/2014) [-]
What did u expect

its not a joke

im fucking obsessed with pink
#10228876 to #10228872 - datgrass
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10228867 to #10228866 - abstractwhitie
+1
(12/24/2014) [-]
>abstract
#10228873 to #10228867 - datgrass
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#10228853 - evilicious
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(12/24/2014) [-]
There's a Godzilla film festival tonight, Cajbo. You interested?
There's a Godzilla film festival tonight, Cajbo. You interested?
#10228879 to #10228853 - cajbo
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Whoa, whoa, what? I need details.
#10228923 to #10228879 - evilicious
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(12/24/2014) [-]
I dunno.
My dad was freaking out about it.
#10228952 to #10228923 - cajbo
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I could totally get along with your pop. So what's the deal with this
#10228850 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
yo watsup
yo watsup
#10228856 to #10228850 - evilicious
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(12/24/2014) [-]
Just my hair.
You?
#10228868 to #10228856 - tumblrina
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(12/24/2014) [-]
my thumbs