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#9090117 - elricbrostwo **User deleted account** (06/20/2014) [-]
One day xir and they were walking to our state mandated hormone treatments. It is 2025 and Supreme God Liberator Obama has mandated that white men are too dangerous for society and must become women. I had a family before the mandate, and it was my daughters 11th birthday, so it was mandatory by law to be impregnated by a black man. As we gathered around the bed and chanted, "praise Allah praise Allah" as my little girl was violently deflowered, and afterwards, Jerome fucked my wife while I jacked off the corner, happy I was able to please the black man (since Dr. Shoaheckelberg discovered the black race was superior in 2015, so black race was to bred out of existence by government decree shortly after). After that, he fucked me in my brand-new boy pussy and left after beheading our straight cis-pig white son, thankfully. After we all verified our presence with NSA drone in the living room and went down to the mandatory ceremony on respecting LGBTAQWDFO xeople's feelings, went home, and ate our soylent.
User avatar #9090135 to #9090117 - mynameisgeorge (06/20/2014) [-]
"women"

Get out of here with your patriarchal heteronormative bullshit, cis scum.
User avatar #9090147 to #9090135 - elricbrostwo **User deleted account** (06/20/2014) [-]
I am sorry xir or xirim to have hurt your feelings. Please do not report me to internet police, I have already received three reprimand beatings for being a white male today.
User avatar #9090124 to #9090117 - kilroydotexe (06/20/2014) [-]
Why do you keep using my koob
User avatar #9090122 to #9090117 - elricbrostwo **User deleted account** (06/20/2014) [-]
*so the white race was to be bred
#9090140 to #9090122 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
really? you cant even copypasta without fucking it up?
User avatar #9090150 to #9090140 - elricbrostwo **User deleted account** (06/20/2014) [-]
I wrote it though
User avatar #9090115 - alphajunk (06/20/2014) [-]
SUNSET
LOOK WHAT YOU;VE DONE
#9090119 to #9090115 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
what did he do this time
User avatar #9090116 to #9090115 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
how could this happen to me.mp3
#9090113 - jonglio (06/20/2014) [-]
**jonglio rolled user zoopityzop **
#9090109 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #9090112 to #9090109 - alphajunk (06/20/2014) [-]
oh yeah
i was anon
User avatar #9090120 to #9090112 - mrepicly (06/20/2014) [-]
now im gunna thumb this up so u dont get the thumbs
ur e-pride must be shattered
User avatar #9090103 - jasperr (06/20/2014) [-]
Probably my last post here and forever.

This is about alphajunk.

You are a complete failure. A faggot among faggots. You can't come to
the conclusion that you have nothing left for you in your life. You claim
your life is shit, that you shouldn't pay your mom, that you weed ruined your
life, that you want to fuck ponies, ect. The list goes on about how sad you and your life is.

But what it really is, is that you are just a whining faggot who only wants attention.
(as if it wasn't already known)
Yet you keep on going, as if you had some kind of meaning. Face it. You can't
even take a moment and think "Hey, I have a place to stay at, I should be happy"
You can't even do that. I went through being homeless, being bullied, loosing almost

everything, and look at me. I stopped feeling sorry formyself and stopped being crying like a baby, picked my shit up, and did something about it.

I now have everything i've wanted. A nice family who pays for me to live, a house, and
extra things for my happiness. Take a note you worthless shit, you need to stop being
a complete faggot and do something about it, rather than avoiding your problems like a bitch, and face them head on. But I bet you can't even come to terms with that, and you'll just use some lame insult, and wait for the onslaught of auto green thumbs, and avoid the situation more.

Bye worthless cunt.
User avatar #9090101 - jonglio (06/20/2014) [-]
Probably my last post here and forever.

This is about you.

You are a complete failure. A faggot among faggots. You can't come to
the conclusion that you have nothing left for you in your life. You claim
your life is shit, that you shouldn't pay your mom, that you weed ruined your
life, that you want to fuck ponies, ect. The list goes on about how sad you and your life is.

But what it really is, is that you are just a whining faggot who only wants attention.
(as if it wasn't already known)
Yet you keep on going, as if you had some kind of meaning. Face it. You can't
even take a moment and think "Hey, I have a place to stay at, I should be happy"
You can't even do that. I went through being homeless, being bullied, loosing almost

everything, and look at me. I stopped feeling sorry formyself and stopped being crying like a baby, picked my shit up, and did something about it.

I now have everything i've wanted. A nice family who pays for me to live, a house, and
extra things for my happiness. Take a note you worthless shit, you need to stop being
a complete faggot and do something about it, rather than avoiding your problems like a bitch, and face them head on. But I bet you can't even come to terms with that, and you'll just use some lame insult, and wait for the onslaught of auto green thumbs, and avoid the situation more.

Bye worthless cunt.
#9090107 to #9090101 - shacmaster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ever. Thank you so much man
Thanks, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ever. Thank you so much man
User avatar #9090098 - jasperr (06/20/2014) [-]
strawpoll.me/1954092/

WILL SUNSET GET BACK IN A WIN INSTEAD OF CUMSNATCHER ?!
#9090105 to #9090098 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
sunset is 21% cooler
User avatar #9090095 - mcderper (06/20/2014) [-]

Probably my last post here and forever.

This is about alphajunk.

You are a complete failure. A faggot among faggots. You can't come to
the conclusion that you have nothing left for you in your life. You claim
your life is shit, that you shouldn't pay your mom, that you weed ruined your
life, that you want to fuck ponies, ect. The list goes on about how sad you and your life is.

But what it really is, is that you are just a whining faggot who only wants attention.
(as if it wasn't already known)
Yet you keep on going, as if you had some kind of meaning. Face it. You can't
even take a moment and think "Hey, I have a place to stay at, I should be happy"
You can't even do that. I went through being homeless, being bullied, loosing almost

everything, and look at me. I stopped feeling sorry formyself and stopped being crying like a baby, picked my shit up, and did something about it.

I now have everything i've wanted. A nice family who pays for me to live, a house, and
extra things for my happiness. Take a note you worthless shit, you need to stop being
a complete faggot and do something about it, rather than avoiding your problems like a bitch, and face them head on. But I bet you can't even come to terms with that, and you'll just use some lame insult, and wait for the onslaught of auto green thumbs, and avoid the situation more.

Bye worthless cunt.
#9090110 to #9090095 - izanaginookami (06/20/2014) [-]
HE BURNED OUR CROPS, POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY AND BROUGHT A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES
User avatar #9090111 to #9090110 - mcderper (06/20/2014) [-]
cute bum tho
User avatar #9090094 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
welcome to butt grumps. i'm your host analraper
#9090091 - izanaginookami (06/20/2014) [-]
Do you love me thread?
Do you love me thread?
#9090075 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
ITT your crush
User avatar #9090084 to #9090075 - jeartozaox (06/20/2014) [-]
you :^)
#9090093 to #9090084 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
omg..... for real..
#9090073 - mynameisgeorge (06/20/2014) [-]
**mynameisgeorge rolled user aczzoh **
#9090071 - alphajunk (06/20/2014) [-]
why you gotta be so rude
User avatar #9090070 - mcderper (06/20/2014) [-]
tfw no one rapes you
#9090082 to #9090070 - shacmaster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
It's okay. You'll be raped someday.
It's okay. You'll be raped someday.
#9090062 - shacmaster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
So why are you here, of all places, right now?
User avatar #9090078 to #9090062 - jeartozaox (06/20/2014) [-]
because no gf
#9090092 to #9090078 - shacmaster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Simple, go to your neighbors house, and move in. No questions. Just live there.
Simple, go to your neighbors house, and move in. No questions. Just live there.
User avatar #9090065 to #9090062 - kilroydotexe (06/20/2014) [-]
Because I'm bored
#9090072 to #9090065 - shacmaster ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Simple solution, burn down an orphanage, you'll no longer be bored
Simple solution, burn down an orphanage, you'll no longer be bored
User avatar #9090056 - alphajunk (06/20/2014) [-]
i voted for sunset
User avatar #9090063 to #9090056 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
d'aw
User avatar #9090088 to #9090063 - mcderper (06/20/2014) [-]
platypus vote 4 u
User avatar #9090090 to #9090088 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
o baby
#9090059 to #9090056 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #9090066 to #9090059 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
d'aww
User avatar #9090054 - abstractpink (06/20/2014) [-]
me and cumsnatcher are besties
#9090044 - joshlol (06/20/2014) [-]
>you will never live here surrounded by nice scenery
User avatar #9090064 to #9090044 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
i instead live within walking distance of a grocer, baker and candle stick maker.

and on the moon
User avatar #9090067 to #9090064 - joshlol (06/20/2014) [-]
lucky for some
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