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#8357032 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
i take it even though i have an ESO Beta account, i still need to pay for the full game tomorrow? stupid question
#8357026 - izanaginookami ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
ITT: Pictures of ducks.
#8357057 to #8357026 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
**jontron rolled image**
#8357034 to #8357026 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
**zependium rolled image**
User avatar #8357024 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm 12.
User avatar #8357028 to #8357024 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm 114
User avatar #8357025 to #8357024 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
Hi 12 i'm kija.
User avatar #8357027 to #8357025 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
Lol nice meme
User avatar #8357033 to #8357030 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
You gir of boy
User avatar #8357036 to #8357033 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
gir >3
User avatar #8357037 to #8357036 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
Lol cool
User avatar #8357058 to #8357038 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
andruanadu sed u were hawt don't get made pls don't get mad
User avatar #8357019 - kilroydotexe (04/03/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolled user pwincesswoona ** ur gay lol
User avatar #8357012 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
**zependium rolled user rahtoga ** Hoppas du märker mig senpai
+1
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User avatar #8357419 to #8357413 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
Kära dagboken,

Hon märkte mig idag, Hon märkte mig! <3

+1
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+1
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User avatar #8357006 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
Kora Sonne

Au Senegal, rares sont ceux qui ignorent qu'il est le fils de grand Soundioulou Cissokho, une reference de la kora. Lui sait bien qu'etre le <<fils de>> ne suffit pas pour capter l'interet du public dans une region ou les griots habiles a manier le chant et cet instrument sont legion. Alors, nourri de l'heritage paternel, au debut des annees 90 il a cree un groupe et commence a faconner son propre style, ancre dans la tradition mais permeable a une belle variete d'influences comme on pourra le decouvrir au New Morning (une station de radio en Paris)
User avatar #8357009 to #8357006 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
a hon hon hon titty baguette
User avatar #8357001 - joshlol (04/03/2014) [-]
wow I cringed so hard at this:

>sit next to qt in one of my classes
>wears turtle necks and skirts kind of like Velma but without glasses
>we've acknowledged each other before but never spoke
>after class we get on to the topic of the film Inception
>both say we enjoy it but haven't seen it in a while
>she invites me over to her dorm to watch her DVD of it
>oh my god
>we go into her room
>spaghetti central at this point, I don't know what to say so I say "your room smells like you!"
>what have I done
>she gives me an odd look but laughs and says "well it's my room so it's good it smells like me and no one else"
>crisis averted
>or is it
>some wretched part of me tries to be alpha, and I reply with "maybe it'll smell like me too soon"
>she doesn't laugh
>she says "maybe we should watch the film"
>she then proceeds to look for the DVD and can't find it, probably a fake excuse
>I leave
User avatar #8357022 to #8357001 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
It hurts.
User avatar #8356999 - tinkotin ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
**tinkotin rolled user dawnartemis ** You're one sick fuck. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me," then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again
User avatar #8356995 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
börk
User avatar #8356989 - mynameisnotmike (04/03/2014) [-]
Denna text är bara menad för svenska att läsa

Om du kan läsa detta utan haha stupid retard language problem, grattis! Du klarade provet.

Men, använder du någonting för att översätta detta är du en homosexuell nackskäggad ynkrygg
User avatar #8356986 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
Denna text är bara menad för svenska att läsa

Om du kan läsa detta utan problem, grattis! Du klarade provet.

Men, använder du någonting för att översätta detta är du en homosexuell nackskäggad ynkrygg.
User avatar #8356993 to #8356986 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
menade halsskäggad föresten
User avatar #8356977 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
im thread senpai now
User avatar #8357003 to #8356977 - agreatusername (04/03/2014) [-]
Does twi-senpai notice me?
#8357018 to #8357003 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
i dunno

do i?
#8357023 to #8357021 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
the answer is always yes
#8357041 to #8357023 - agreatusername (04/03/2014) [-]
TWI-SENPAI!
TWI-SENPAI!
#8356990 to #8356977 - izanaginookami ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
twi-senpai~
twi-senpai~
User avatar #8356988 to #8356977 - zealotgold (04/03/2014) [-]
will senpai twi notice me?
User avatar #8356994 to #8356988 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
**twi notice u**
User avatar #8357016 to #8357004 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
ohmy
User avatar #8356982 to #8356980 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
goddamn right
User avatar #8356997 to #8356982 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah ur ghey no one likes your comments.
User avatar #8357000 to #8356997 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
ill cut u
User avatar #8357002 to #8357000 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
#edgy
User avatar #8357011 to #8357002 - twi (04/03/2014) [-]
**twi cut u**
User avatar #8356984 to #8356982 - mynameisnotmike (04/03/2014) [-]
haha stupid retard
User avatar #8356967 - kijajouteh (04/03/2014) [-]
r there n e bitches on?
User avatar #8356969 to #8356967 - izanaginookami ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
only you
User avatar #8356966 - kilroydotexe (04/03/2014) [-]
This comment just got signed by saxton hale's fist
User avatar #8356971 to #8356966 - mynameisnotmike (04/03/2014) [-]
r u into fisting
User avatar #8356964 - agreatusername (04/03/2014) [-]
**agreatusername rolled user Marker **You're one sick fuck. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me," then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.
User avatar #8356978 to #8356964 - Marker ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 40!
User avatar #8356962 - mynameisnotmike (04/03/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #8356960 - kilroydotexe (04/03/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 90**
User avatar #8356954 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
ITT: I bet you kiss girls faggot
User avatar #8356965 to #8356954 - psykobear ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
**psykobear rolled comment #43 ** :
banned for softcore beasteyality
So, wait. What are we posting in the thread?
User avatar #8356976 to #8356965 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fucking shit biscuit
#8356981 to #8356976 - psykobear ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
**psykobear rolled image**
O...
#8356958 to #8356954 - kilroydotexe (04/03/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolled comment #109 ** :
To save you trouble, if you go to About.com, and type "10 facts about" anything, you'll be sure to find some stuff.
User avatar #8356975 to #8356958 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fucking shit biscuit
User avatar #8356957 to #8356954 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
børk?
User avatar #8356961 to #8356957 - zependium (04/03/2014) [-]
börk
User avatar #8356972 to #8356961 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fucking shit biscuit
User avatar #8356968 to #8356961 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
nein, das wörk
User avatar #8356959 to #8356957 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fucking shit biscuit
User avatar #8356963 to #8356959 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
User avatar #8356970 to #8356963 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fucking shit biscuit
User avatar #8356974 to #8356970 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
User avatar #8356979 to #8356974 - jontron (04/03/2014) [-]
super jondranadu bros to be exact
User avatar #8356987 to #8356979 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
It's-a me, Andrio!
User avatar #8356952 - mynameisnotmike (04/03/2014) [-]
Drøm

Jeg drømt om at mig og min venner var i et hus hvor der var en maskine med en knap på hvis man trykkede på den knap blev man mindre eller større (tilfældigt) efter et par tryk på knappen fik vi vores normale størrelse igen og en person kom ind i rummet han sagde at maskinen var en af hans ideer. Han lavede nogle mærkelige håndtegn og så brændte huset. Derefter vågnede jeg haha stupid retard languange Han lavede nogle mærkelige håndtegn og så brændte huset. Derefter vågnede jeg
User avatar #8356945 - josa (04/03/2014) [-]
Drøm

Jeg drømt om at mig og min venner var i et hus hvor der var en maskine med en knap på hvis man trykkede på den knap blev man mindre eller større (tilfældigt) efter et par tryk på knappen fik vi vores normale størrelse igen og en person kom ind i rummet han sagde at maskinen var en af hans ideer. Han lavede nogle mærkelige håndtegn og så brændte huset. Derefter vågnede jeg
User avatar #8356951 to #8356945 - andranadu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
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