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#10782100 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
i eat large amounts of cock whenever i get the chance
so does my ass
#10782141 to #10782100 - mrskeltal
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
pics please
#10782123 to #10782100 - disappointment
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
fukkin saved
#10782104 to #10782100 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782111 to #10782104 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
knew that you're homo
knew that you're homo
#10782113 to #10782111 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782102 to #10782100 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
Same
#10782106 to #10782102 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
wow, gay
#10782109 to #10782106 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
ikr
#10782096 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
**anonyfriend used "*roll picture*"**
**anonyfriend rolled image**
#10782093 - anon
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user joekerr ** this user can create a 9.3 magnitude earthquake with their balls
#10783081 to #10782093 - joekerr
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
I can confirm this. Last time I dropped to the floor it was a nuclear disaster in Fukushima.
#10782091 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782067 - datgrass
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782098 to #10782067 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
wasn't it only an hour ago, you were calling people old ass niggers for being alseep
#10782101 to #10782098 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782107 to #10782101 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
you still an old ass nigga, btfo
#10782110 to #10782107 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782114 to #10782110 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
please, how old are you?

fucking seven?
#10782116 to #10782114 - datgrass
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(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782119 to #10782116 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
dam im good
#10782076 to #10782067 - mrpeep
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
No. Go the fuck to sleep.
#10782080 to #10782076 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782072 to #10782067 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
once upon a time there was a faggot
he sucked dick till he choked on one and died
the end
#10782081 to #10782072 - disappointment
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
and his name was puffyclouds
#10782085 to #10782081 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#10782075 to #10782072 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782082 to #10782075 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
one time there as another faggot who took too many dicks in his ass
his ass ripped open and he bled to death

the end
#10782087 to #10782082 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782094 to #10782087 - disappointment
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
cause he's in denial
#10782089 to #10782087 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
idk, i thought i'd just tell fitting bed stories to the biggest homo i know
#10782090 to #10782089 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782092 to #10782090 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
i'm not homosex!
#10782103 to #10782092 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
thats what makes it closet
#10782070 to #10782067 - anon
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
My mom and I live in the city but my dad lives in the country, I go there every other weekend to visit him. I'm a daddy's girl so I get excited when I get to see him. We live in Western Kentucky, where there's horses, cows, beavers, birds, and a lot more animals.
"Mom, I'm going walking. I'll be back later. I'm going to meet Kinna."
"Okay. Love you."
"Love you too mom." I said. I walked out my white back door, passed the flowers my mom planted in orange decorated flower pots. As I walked the aroma of dead leaves filled my nose as the wind chilled my tan skin. I also passed the tree house my dad built for me when I was younger, there's so many memories in it.
I was walking in the woods behind my house when I started to sense that someone was following me. I was due back at the house in 5 minutes, I started running to make it on time then I heard footsteps behind me, I could also hear the brown and yellow leaves crunching under my feet, the wind wasn't hot but it wasn't cold either The footsteps got closer, so I ran faster. As soon as I got to the wood cut off I felt warm hands, one over my mouth and one around my waist, I tried to see who was holding me but his hands were to strong. He was dragging me through the woods, when I bit him then kicked him. I ran as he fell to the ground in pain, I ran until I tripped on a massive rock and sliced my side open upon a piece of jagged, piercing glass. My side was gashing blood. I got up, took my jacket off, wrapped it around the cut and pulled it tight, I was crying in pain, but I seen the man running towards me. I ran again, but it was no use. The man was faster than me, I was back in the same position I was when he first had me, His hand around my mouth and the other around my waist. Dragging me through the woods, again. I could see we were heading into a blue and yellow house, It was clean inside, Which didn't make a bit of sense to me. At this point we were walking down stairs. It was dark until he turned the light on. He walked into this cage looking thing and set me down on a mattress. I could finally see his face, he was the man from a few blocks down that likes hitting on my mom.
"Why did you take me?" I asked as he shut and locked the gate to the cage I was in.
"Shh, Don't talk."
"What's your name?" I asked again.
"John. Wait, I told you not to talk!" He screamed and came after me but the cage door stopped him. I backed up on the mattress.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." I said quietly. He walked away to this stuffed animal. It was a brown bear with a pink shirt that says Princess on it. I had a bear like that when I was about 5 years old. It brought back memories of my parents getting along and being together.
#10782073 to #10782070 - datgrass
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(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782066 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
**puffyclouds rolled user datgrass ** so, do you like it in your mouth or in your ass?
#10782105 to #10782066 - mrskeltal
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
yes
#10782074 to #10782066 - disappointment
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
ass and mouth
#10782078 to #10782074 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
double gay
#10782069 to #10782066 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782077 to #10782069 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
i was talking about thermometers, you homo
#10782079 to #10782077 - datgrass
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782045 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
dance with me, niggas
#10782084 to #10782045 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
#10782071 to #10782045 - isabelleac
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
#10782057 to #10782045 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
god dammit stop posting

I already can't thumb you because I've done it too much ;_;
#10782062 to #10782057 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
it's ok lil nigga
you can thumb me in your heart
#10782055 to #10782045 - mrpeep
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#10782037 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782052 to #10782037 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
no, it's JOHN CENA
#10782047 to #10782037 - disappointment
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
oh these? no they are my new crocs you like?
#10782049 to #10782047 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782043 to #10782037 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
sketchers
sketchers
#10782030 - datgrass
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782068 to #10782030 - disappointment
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
>me not on it
>wtf is this some fucking pleb bullshit
#10782048 to #10782030 - kilroydotexe
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
I'm still there with the least votes and nobody would even bother to tie me with somebody.
#10782038 to #10782030 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
wooooow
i'm not even on it

gay
#10782017 - newtamalego
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
oh
#10782016 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782031 to #10782016 - puffyclouds
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
not if you're a girl
#10782035 to #10782031 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782041 to #10782035 - anon
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
nasty
I don't even like seeing my own pubes when I mbate
#10782097 to #10782041 - anon
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
gay
#10782044 to #10782041 - datgrass
0
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782013 - anon
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
the thumbs system was admin's worst mistake
#10782018 to #10782013 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
this site was admins worst mistake
#10782023 to #10782018 - newtamalego
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
this board was admin's best mistake
#10782001 - cactaur
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
The Perfect Party Plate

Should come with a reusable straw if you ask me.
#10782007 to #10782001 - datgrass
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10782019 to #10782007 - isabelleac
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
But
#10782022 to #10782019 - datgrass
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781980 - anonyfriend
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
I feel exceptionally good today. Now to ruin it by hanging around here.
#10782027 to #10781980 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
hey, uh, fuck off neh?
#10782036 to #10782027 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm good
#10782046 to #10782040 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Nahh
#10782053 to #10782050 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
I'm good
#10782061 to #10782053 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Do you need some pictures for inspiration?
#10782065 to #10782061 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Nahhh
#10782095 to #10782065 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
god dammit listen here, and listen good. We can't have your genes floating around in the pool, no, see, for me to allow such a thing would be a sin, absolute blasphemy, the tainting of the human race. Every minute you still have a working dick is another possibility of your seed spreading. It's like a mold, we need to kill it off before it spreads. you... you are the mold. The only way we can prevent the eventual demise of our race, the human race, from inferior autismatic genes like yours is to prevent any possible reproduction from the sources of this plague. You my friend, though remember that we are not friends, are one of these sources. It is my job. No, my duty to rid your evil-infesting sperm from this earth in any manner possible. If that means convincing you to castrate yourself, so be it. If that means murder, then so be it. If that means genocide of you and every single being like, or similar to you, then so fucking be it. God is fed up with mistakes like you to be able to breed and spread, and it is up to us to stop it. You can do it. Do the first worth while thing in your miserably monotonous life. Rather than be part of the problem, you can be part of the solution. Part of the final Solution.
#10782099 to #10782095 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Naaahhhh
#10782112 to #10782099 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
I spent around 10 minutes pouring my heart out to you.

why must you hurt me in this way
#10782120 to #10782112 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Because I can and you really shouldn't let anonymous comments on the internet to get to you?
#10782122 to #10782120 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
;_;

I just want you to cut your dick off, jesus
#10782127 to #10782122 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Hmmm while you make a compelling argument, I'd have to decline your request.
#10782138 to #10782127 - newtamalego
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
fine meanie
#10782143 to #10782138 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Sorry, wish I could help you quench your thirst for dicks
#10782020 to #10781980 - nelliel
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
you should hang around my cock
#10782029 to #10782020 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Hmm, I dunno
#10782011 to #10781980 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
yeah, you cocksucking newfag
#10782014 to #10782011 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
It's as if you're trying to insult me, but instead are correct in these assumptions
#10782021 to #10782014 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
i bet you kiss girls
#10782025 to #10782021 - disappointment
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
HE FUCKIN' WENT THERE
#10782039 to #10782025 - anonyfriend
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
Maybe you could join us
#10782024 to #10782021 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
I bet you date girls
#10782028 to #10782024 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
ew no, wtf
i only date/fuck horses
#10782032 to #10782028 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
Equius?
#10782033 to #10782032 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
idk
#10781985 to #10781980 - disappointment
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
ur a fukin fagget
#10781988 to #10781985 - anonyfriend
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
Oh shit, you've figured out my secret
#10781990 to #10781988 - disappointment
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
i fukin knew it
#10781998 to #10781990 - anonyfriend
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
I'm surprised that you're shocked by this
#10781969 - nelliel
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
my new lamborghini here
#10782026 to #10781975 - nelliel
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
ill honk that ass
#10782034 to #10782026 - isabelleac
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
...shut
#10782042 to #10782034 - nelliel
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
#10781978 to #10781975 - disappointment
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
ur a dog fucker
#10781991 to #10781978 - isabelleac
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
Ur mom.
#10782012 to #10781991 - puffyclouds
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
it may be hot where i am, but not as fire as that burn
#10782004 to #10781991 - anonyfriend
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
!!OH SHIT NO HE DIDN'T!
#10781957 - sry
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
so you guys wanna watch a fucked up movie together?
theres this website thats like twitch and tinychat toether
we will all be synced together
#10781973 to #10781957 - mrpeep
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
We watchin' a snuff?
We watchin' a snuff?
#10782002 to #10781973 - sry
+1
(07/29/2015) [-]
well it doesnt have subtitles so i might not even bother
it was a sebian film
#10781962 to #10781957 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
i would, but i'm going to sleep soon
#10781976 to #10781962 - mrpeep
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
Sleep is for the weak, puffy.
Are you weak?
#10781986 to #10781976 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
i'm under 50kg, i have no muscle so yeah
#10781992 to #10781986 - mrpeep
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
you'll make a good sub
#10781966 to #10781962 - disappointment
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
wat r u a fukin' pleb
#10781970 to #10781966 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
no
but i have to get up very early because we're leaving the state
#10781956 - karlKroenen
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
Where Is My Mind- Maxence Cyrin I cri every tiem
#10781949 - datgrass
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781953 to #10781949 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
i should move there
#10781955 to #10781953 - datgrass
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781958 to #10781955 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
but is there interwebz?
#10781961 to #10781958 - datgrass
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781964 to #10781961 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
can i buy drugs and chocolate milk there?
#10781965 to #10781964 - datgrass
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781967 to #10781965 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
are there horses there that i can fuck?
#10781974 to #10781967 - datgrass
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781979 to #10781974 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
why would i be there then?
#10781981 to #10781979 - datgrass
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781989 to #10781981 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
what's the point of being there if i can't fuck horses?
#10781993 to #10781989 - datgrass
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781995 to #10781993 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
ew wtf
that's gay
#10781996 to #10781995 - datgrass
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#10781968 to #10781967 - isabelleac
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
There's penguins...
#10781971 to #10781968 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
now that's just gross and wrong
#10781983 to #10781971 - isabelleac
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
B-but they're like tiny horses with beaks and flap-flaps instead of normal horse stuff
#10781994 to #10781983 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
normal horse stuff is best stuff
#10782005 to #10781994 - isabelleac
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
But but but
#10782006 to #10782005 - puffyclouds
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
#10781945 - disappointment
+4
(07/29/2015) [-]
**disappointment rolled user psikid ** THIS IS MAH SWAMP
#10781947 to #10781945 - psikid
+5
(07/29/2015) [-]
Well, your name is certainly what your parents think of you.
#10781950 to #10781947 - disappointment
+5
(07/29/2015) [-]
DUDE YOU ARE THE FIRST TO SAY THAT TO ME
#10781960 to #10781950 - isabelleac
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
You're name is what I think when I look at the children's drawings on the fridge
#10781951 to #10781950 - psikid
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
Shame, might have done some good earlier in your life
#10781939 - puffyclouds
+3
(07/29/2015) [-]
fuck these RV camp internets are shitty as fuck
fuck these RV camp internets are shitty as fuck
#10781944 to #10781939 - newtamalego
+2
(07/29/2015) [-]
>Not making your own world wide web with an internet spider