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User avatar #8503766 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
how're you guys doing this evening?
User avatar #8503765 - archmagestudios (04/17/2014) [-]
**archmagestudios rolled user zoopityzop **
User avatar #8503760 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
"That's not how that works"

"Obviously you don't know your furry anatomy."
#8503757 - canyou (04/17/2014) [-]
I had a customer try to set me up with her cousin.  I told her beforehand that I wasn't really interested, but she showed me a picture of her anyway.  I didn't want to tell her that I thought her cousin was a fatty, so I just said "...kinda cute."  Then she got excited and said "Okay!  I'll tell her that Justin from WalMart thinks she's cute!"   
   
Fuck.
I had a customer try to set me up with her cousin. I told her beforehand that I wasn't really interested, but she showed me a picture of her anyway. I didn't want to tell her that I thought her cousin was a fatty, so I just said "...kinda cute." Then she got excited and said "Okay! I'll tell her that Justin from WalMart thinks she's cute!"

Fuck.
User avatar #8503776 to #8503757 - nazo (04/17/2014) [-]
You fucked up, Justin
User avatar #8503792 to #8503776 - canyou (04/17/2014) [-]
ikr?
User avatar #8503773 to #8503757 - bbboy ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
HAHA
#8503754 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
**harime rolled user twiface **   
Am kill
**harime rolled user twiface **
Am kill
User avatar #8503763 to #8503754 - canyou (04/17/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO!!!
User avatar #8503771 to #8503763 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
#8503758 to #8503754 - andranadu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
you forgot the fakkin endin
you forgot the fakkin endin
User avatar #8503761 to #8503758 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
But am kill though
User avatar #8503764 to #8503761 - andranadu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
nu
User avatar #8503750 - nazo (04/17/2014) [-]
oi im back
User avatar #8503755 to #8503750 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
ey
User avatar #8503739 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not taking a selfie
#8503732 - xinzley (04/17/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolled user xxangelisxx **
User avatar #8503738 to #8503732 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
I can't turn into a bird, can I now
User avatar #8503743 to #8503738 - britbong ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Jump off a tall object to see if you can fly
User avatar #8503742 to #8503738 - xinzley (04/17/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #8503728 - britbong ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I have a need.
A need for speed.
User avatar #8503714 - britbong ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
**britbong rolls 047,994,829** nuclear launch codes
User avatar #8503711 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
M'lady
User avatar #8503713 to #8503711 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
gtfo to sleep already
User avatar #8503715 to #8503713 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
M'tranny
User avatar #8503720 to #8503715 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
I could be a man, I could be a woman, I could be an it. Your move.
User avatar #8503725 to #8503720 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
I could still fuck it.
User avatar #8503726 to #8503725 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
I'd be the one fucking YOU, regardless of gender.
User avatar #8503727 to #8503726 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
I won't stop you.
User avatar #8503729 to #8503727 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
Good. Bitches better recognize a dom.
User avatar #8503731 to #8503729 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
Tentacles pls
#8503735 to #8503731 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
In my world I can be whatever. Even have tentacles.
User avatar #8503741 to #8503735 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
TAKE ME IN YOUR HOOVES NOW
User avatar #8503748 to #8503745 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
inb4 tentacle porn of you and my horse
User avatar #8503723 to #8503710 - canyou (04/17/2014) [-]
She's a hottie
User avatar #8503737 to #8503723 - thatkoolbronykid (04/17/2014) [-]
tell me about it... ive been trying to find who she is like crazy
User avatar #8503781 to #8503737 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (04/17/2014) [-]
Aliceholic or something like that

apparently she deleted her ryuko cosplay from dA
User avatar #8503802 to #8503781 - thatkoolbronykid (04/17/2014) [-]
tthats hher name and it seems that she did take it off of da
User avatar #8503805 to #8503802 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (04/17/2014) [-]
idk nigga
User avatar #8503814 to #8503805 - thatkoolbronykid (04/17/2014) [-]
I just looked...
User avatar #8503721 to #8503710 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
2Cyoot
User avatar #8503709 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
xXxTurnDown4(Hwut)20DankScopeFazeClanTryoutsxXx xXxTurnDown4(Hwut)20DankScopeFazeClanTryoutsxXx xXxTurnDown4(Hwut)20DankScopeFazeClanTryoutsxXx
User avatar #8503719 to #8503709 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
Only pony related thing I've ever laughed at.
Or equestrian girls or whatever
User avatar #8503722 to #8503719 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
Turn down for what
User avatar #8503733 to #8503722 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
GET NOSCOPED
Holy fucking lel
User avatar #8503724 to #8503722 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
YES OH MY GOD
User avatar #8503706 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (04/17/2014) [-]
Dark souls should not even have PvP
all 3/4 times I invaded a world the player was a way higher level than me
the fourth time the bastard had two phantoms helping him
Congratulations Bandai you're a lot of retards
#8503705 - youhei (04/17/2014) [-]
www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/16/rapper-andre-johnson-cuts-off-penis-suicide-attempt/ this is the funniest thing i've read all day   
   
i always thought wu-tang was stupid shit, but i never thought the members were actually that retarded
www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/16/rapper-andre-johnson-cuts-off-penis-suicide-attempt/ this is the funniest thing i've read all day

i always thought wu-tang was stupid shit, but i never thought the members were actually that retarded
User avatar #8503712 to #8503705 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
Niggers are weird.
User avatar #8503716 to #8503712 - youhei (04/17/2014) [-]
you'd think that since all they do is breed and steal that they would value their dicks
#8503704 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (04/17/2014) [-]
#8503703 - zahnrad (04/17/2014) [-]
**zahnrad rolled user tarekmig **
User avatar #8503698 - britbong ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
If you had killed him when you were supposed to you'd still have a face
#8503696 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
am I natty yet?
User avatar #8503708 to #8503696 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
Limmy stop m8
User avatar #8503730 to #8503708 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
wait are you the scottish guy?
User avatar #8503734 to #8503730 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
Yiss.
User avatar #8503699 to #8503696 - xxangelisxx (04/17/2014) [-]
Nah, soggypancakes wants shrek
User avatar #8505401 to #8503693 - kissestotheworld (04/18/2014) [-]
thanks for doing it
User avatar #8503718 to #8503693 - canyou (04/17/2014) [-]
"The only fair fight is the one you lost."

I'm not sure if this makes sense or not. I feel like there's something there.
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