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#399 - zzitro ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
**zzitro rolled a random image posted in comment #39810 at Anime & Manga **
What if the urge is SEX
User avatar #397 - bontzyb (07/21/2012) [-]
still have a stuffy nose and my hand was asleep probably cause i was laying on it do get out a cramp from masturbating too much after thinking about sex because i had to pee. thanks.
#395 - karnovski (07/21/2012) [-]
**karnovski rolled a random image posted in comment #704 at ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ** this is what OP likes to 						****
**karnovski rolled a random image posted in comment #704 at ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ** this is what OP likes to ****
#396 to #395 - karnovski (07/21/2012) [-]
meh
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#391 - tagamur (07/21/2012) [-]
repost. but its ok. im feeling nice today
thumb for you :)
#387 - nakedclothes (07/21/2012) [-]
the stuffy nose one doesn't work I just tried it
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#385 - lokftw (07/21/2012) [-]
hello im a avatard and if you are reading this comment, you might become a avatard to, the show comes in two series that can keep anybody on the edge of their seats. if you want to know how it all began you should watch the last air bender, or if you want to jump on the band wagon you should watch the legend of korra. it doesn't matter which one you watch, they are all good shows in my opinion. you can not hate a show if you dont try it so why not start now?
hello im a avatard and if you are reading this comment, you might become a avatard to, the show comes in two series that can keep anybody on the edge of their seats. if you want to know how it all began you should watch the last air bender, or if you want to jump on the band wagon you should watch the legend of korra. it doesn't matter which one you watch, they are all good shows in my opinion. you can not hate a show if you dont try it so why not start now?
#403 to #385 - probablynaked (07/21/2012) [-]
I admire your spirit but advertising to a captive audience is nothing better than the methods of a Jehova's Witness.   
   
Wang Fire disapproves
I admire your spirit but advertising to a captive audience is nothing better than the methods of a Jehova's Witness.

Wang Fire disapproves
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#409 to #407 - probablynaked (07/21/2012) [-]






ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵒˢᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦʳʳᵉᶫᵉᵛᵃᶰᵗ⋅⋅⋅
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#400 to #385 - ghostofmasterbrony (07/21/2012) [-]
You remind me of a Jehovas witness
You remind me of a Jehovas witness
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#384 - WhatIsGwaning (07/21/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure coughing will jog your arm, jog the needle and end up with you getting stabbed or the needle snapping or something horrifying happening.

I had a blood test once, and the ******* nurse made me laugh during it, i jolted my arm a little and it caused an air bubble in the syringe so there was no blood flow and she kept ******* moving the needle around in my arm like a bloody joystick.
User avatar #388 to #384 - ooants (07/21/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: don't donate blood.
Why on Earth did she make you laugh anyway?
User avatar #389 to #388 - WhatIsGwaning (07/21/2012) [-]
just making conversation during the whole thing "hi how are you" **** like that and she just made a joke. bet she never talks to anyone any more though haha
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#382 - ewwwhe (07/21/2012) [-]
**ewwwhe rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Facebook **
User avatar #381 - fancyrikoo (07/21/2012) [-]
When I have to pee I think about waterfalls strangely enough it works.
#380 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [-]
here, have a red thumb :)
User avatar #377 - ratytang (07/21/2012) [-]
And if all else fails ,get drunk and don't give a ****
#375 - maddboiy (07/21/2012) [-]
**maddboiy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at memes? 9gag is the shit ** mfw
#372 - venator (07/21/2012) [-]
So if OP wants to stop sucking dicks all he has to do is follow the second one?
#371 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [-]
The blocked nose thing doesnt work. I sat here for ten mins doing it and it would only clear while I was doing the hack. As soon as I stopped the snot just comes back : (
#370 - celticspirit (07/21/2012) [-]
So, i did what you said , i now have a raging boner and attempted to urinate in a public restroom. I have simultaneously pissed on myself, the bodybuilder to my left and his small child. I was wondering if you have a body hack to survive a severe beating? Thanks in advance! it would be useful to get a quick reply if your not to busy!
#369 - stefanovic (07/21/2012) [-]
these things have been on FJ for ages...
these things have been on FJ for ages...
User avatar #378 to #368 - smilecomix (07/21/2012) [-]
*roll image* wow. hahahahaahahha!! you really did your homework there pal!
#379 to #378 - smilecomix (07/21/2012) [-]
**smilecomix rolled a random image posted in comment #58047 at Anime & Manga ** ...						****
**smilecomix rolled a random image posted in comment #58047 at Anime & Manga ** ... ****
#394 to #379 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for posting 2 comments so I can thumb you down twice
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