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#442 - suckmyballsack (07/21/2012) [-]
I love these things.
this post is missing the one If you pour pretend salt in your mouth you can taste real salt! thats the best one ive ever seen
#446 to #442 - victorfzec (07/21/2012) [-]
If you try this in public you're gonna have a bad time
If you try this in public you're gonna have a bad time
#439 - victorfzec (07/21/2012) [-]
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
#441 to #439 - awesomebubbles (07/21/2012) [-]
i was thinking the same, thanks op i'd rather walk around with a raging erection then walk around with the urge to piss
User avatar #437 - thirdasscheek (07/21/2012) [-]
what do i do if i cant stop thinking about sex and have a constant boner?
User avatar #434 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/21/2012) [-]
That thing about the gag reflex. That's going to be quite useful ;3
#440 to #434 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #433 - gozoglontz (07/21/2012) [-]
well gg nice repost there bitch
User avatar #432 - monarch (07/21/2012) [-]
Idk if I would rather piss myself or have a massive Boner in public.
User avatar #431 - Syncronicity (07/21/2012) [-]
**Syncronicity rolls 22**
User avatar #429 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
Fun fact: You can't lick your elbow, no matter haow hard you try
#443 to #429 - littlestjevito (07/21/2012) [-]
My friend can... he pops his shoulder out of place and has at it.
User avatar #436 to #429 - sonofawitch (07/21/2012) [-]
I once had a girlfriend, she was able to lick her elbow... she was amazing if you know what i mean...

nah, it´s a lie i don´t have a girlfriend
User avatar #428 - paintballpatjas (07/21/2012) [-]
Think about sex, yeah that's helpful until you get a boner.
#426 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
I like how FJ fags randomly thumb things up that may seem factual, but have no documented evidence or lack the knowledge to realize it's not true. Most probably haven't tried it themselves.
#425 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
Mother ****** I deleted my account because of the oatmeal incident.

One of the first things I find when I see how FJ is going a ******* repost
User avatar #424 - thesolution (07/21/2012) [-]
I punched myself in the face the first time thinking it was bad trolling...
#422 - stealthkitten (07/21/2012) [-]
I've seen this at least 5 times before..   
I've seen this at least 5 times before..
User avatar #420 - Weatherell (07/21/2012) [-]
I was mid way through taking nail polish off when i tried the first one. Now all i can taste is the remover and it's revolting.
#445 to #420 - littlestjevito (07/21/2012) [-]
dat comment number...
#416 - CMSTF (07/21/2012) [-]
MFW everybody just unknowingly learned how to deepthroat.
#413 - Pacboy (07/21/2012) [-]
Or it could mess up the nurse and make it worse..
User avatar #419 to #413 - tarantallegra (07/21/2012) [-]
That, or you end up breaking the needle inside your body.....
#412 - Pacboy (07/21/2012) [-]
I wonder why OP knows this one?
#404 - lordaurion (07/21/2012) [-]
If you cough when a nurse or doctor tries to stick a needle in you, it makes them want to slap you. It ruins the injection and they have to do it again.
User avatar #401 - undeadwolf (07/21/2012) [-]
Wait... The one about ears... Does that mean that my listening to music only in my right ear is messing my hearing up? Not that I have it a certain volume?
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