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#442 - suckmyballsack
Reply +5
(07/21/2012) [-]
I love these things.
this post is missing the one If you pour pretend salt in your mouth you can taste real salt! thats the best one ive ever seen
#446 to #442 - victorfzec
Reply +5
(07/21/2012) [-]
If you try this in public you're gonna have a bad time
If you try this in public you're gonna have a bad time
#439 - victorfzec
Reply +24
(07/21/2012) [-]
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
#441 to #439 - awesomebubbles
Reply +7
(07/21/2012) [-]
i was thinking the same, thanks op i'd rather walk around with a raging erection then walk around with the urge to piss
#437 - thirdasscheek
Reply +8
(07/21/2012) [-]
what do i do if i cant stop thinking about sex and have a constant boner?
#434 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +10
(07/21/2012) [-]
That thing about the gag reflex. That's going to be quite useful ;3
#440 to #434 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#433 - gozoglontz
Reply +1
(07/21/2012) [-]
well gg nice repost there bitch
#432 - monarch
Reply +2
(07/21/2012) [-]
Idk if I would rather piss myself or have a massive Boner in public.
#431 - Syncronicity
Reply +14
(07/21/2012) [-]
**Syncronicity rolls 22**
#429 - thegreatgp
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
Fun fact: You can't lick your elbow, no matter haow hard you try
#443 to #429 - littlestjevito
Reply +7
(07/21/2012) [-]
My friend can... he pops his shoulder out of place and has at it.
#436 to #429 - sonofawitch
Reply +10
(07/21/2012) [-]
I once had a girlfriend, she was able to lick her elbow... she was amazing if you know what i mean...



nah, it´s a lie i don´t have a girlfriend
#435 to #429 - rieskimo
Reply +19
(07/21/2012) [-]
#428 - paintballpatjas ONLINE
Reply +9
(07/21/2012) [-]
Think about sex, yeah that's helpful until you get a boner.
#426 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
I like how FJ fags randomly thumb things up that may seem factual, but have no documented evidence or lack the knowledge to realize it's not true. Most probably haven't tried it themselves.
#425 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
Mother ****** I deleted my account because of the oatmeal incident.

One of the first things I find when I see how FJ is going a ******* repost
#424 - thesolution
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
I punched myself in the face the first time thinking it was bad trolling...
#422 - stealthkitten
Reply +6
(07/21/2012) [-]
I've seen this at least 5 times before..   
mfw
I've seen this at least 5 times before..
mfw
#420 - Weatherell
Reply +4
(07/21/2012) [-]
I was mid way through taking nail polish off when i tried the first one. Now all i can taste is the remover and it's revolting.
#445 to #420 - littlestjevito
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
dat comment number...
#423 to #420 - techketzer
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
#416 - CMSTF ONLINE
Reply +29
(07/21/2012) [-]
MFW everybody just unknowingly learned how to deepthroat.
#413 - Pacboy
Reply +2
(07/21/2012) [-]
Or it could mess up the nurse and make it worse..
#419 to #413 - tarantallegra
Reply +3
(07/21/2012) [-]
That, or you end up breaking the needle inside your body.....
#412 - Pacboy
Reply +19
(07/21/2012) [-]
I wonder why OP knows this one?
#404 - lordaurion
Reply +12
(07/21/2012) [-]
If you cough when a nurse or doctor tries to stick a needle in you, it makes them want to slap you. It ruins the injection and they have to do it again.
#401 - undeadwolf
Reply 0
(07/21/2012) [-]
Wait... The one about ears... Does that mean that my listening to music only in my right ear is messing my hearing up? Not that I have it a certain volume?