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#75 - thecrippledleaf (07/18/2012) [-]
MFW John socked Robert
User avatar #74 - maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [-]
When I was in fourth grade or so I would have these three kids try to constantly beat me up when I was alone during recess or when I was going to the bathroom. One time they cornered me and I did was kick the middle on in the dick and booked it into the front office, they screamed as I left "I'm going to kick your ass you little **** !" something along that and the people in the office heard, when they ran into the office they looked around and got the "I just **** my pants" look on their face.

Long story coming to a short ending, They got suspended that day for about 2 weeks. The funny thing is it was ISS. (In School Suspension.)
User avatar #80 to #74 - bsad (07/18/2012) [-]
In school suspensions are the worst. You can't do anything fun that you would be able to do at home
User avatar #84 to #80 - maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [-]
Hence why they deserved it.
User avatar #85 to #84 - bsad (07/18/2012) [-]
And TWO ******* WEEKS **** that is ridiculous where do you live? I live in toronto and the worst someone has gotten for that was like 3 days
User avatar #122 to #85 - maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [-]
Well the 2 weeks was an exaggeration. It was more of 4-5 days and a week of probation. Meaning teachers watched them at all times and they were only aloud to leave the classroom with the whole class.
#73 - lolibear (07/18/2012) [-]
yay! more advantages to being an indoor shut-in all through elementary school
#71 - rrenierr (07/18/2012) [-]
I want to kill that kid so badly
#62 - grampian (07/18/2012) [-]
but meeeeeeeeeem
User avatar #60 - foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
some douchenozzle stole my gamecube so I charged a pipe bomb with a capacitor and then wrapped it in copper wire and set it off in his house.

It cost them several thousand dollars to replace all the electronics in their house.
User avatar #64 to #60 - antinonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
nice, simple EMP grenade. You sir will make much money in future if you continue that way.
User avatar #65 to #64 - foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I need to know how to make EMPs for when the robots achieve sentience. I'll use them to defend myself on the way to the nearest nuclear launch site, then set off a warhead over kansas. It would knock out all electronics in america but it would save us from the metal men.
User avatar #66 to #65 - teevee (07/18/2012) [-]
you need to buy the book "how to survive a robot uprising" it's rather useful
User avatar #68 to #66 - foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Already have that, along with "how to build a robot army."
User avatar #69 to #68 - teevee (07/18/2012) [-]
defeat one robot army...
with another one...
User avatar #70 to #69 - foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Then when your robot army goes rogue, build a new one to combat !!THEM!!!
#59 - zepherius ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
that ****** moment when u realize u are this kid.....
User avatar #47 - xgeneration (07/18/2012) [-]
Happened to me when I was 11, was at the park with my cousin and we were having some ice cream, some fat kid that looks similar to this tard came up and knocked our ice cream over.
User avatar #36 - hokage (07/18/2012) [-]
So many people remembering stories about the things they did when they were a kid. I like the stories. Why? Cause I can barely remember anything from my childhood. :/
User avatar #53 to #36 - runeception (07/18/2012) [-]
Same, In a period of my life i smoked alot of hasish, which consulted to memory loss, short-term and long-term.
User avatar #34 - alleksi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
one day, in first grade, my best friend and I were going back in for the class, when he suddenly said "QUICK, PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN!", without hesitation I let out the biggest falcon punch I could with my weak first grader muscles, right to his left cheek... his reaction literally was "...ouch..."

I've never felt as less of a man as I did back then
#30 - improbablyyourdad (07/18/2012) [-]
This kid is essentially cartman.
#26 - hueyfreeman (07/18/2012) [-]
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I had an annoying childhood friend.
>He told my parents that I was playing N64 while grounded
>A couple days pass
>He asks to use my "moonshoes"
>"Tomorrow, I'm going home, seeya."
>As soon as I get home, get some scissors and snip every rubber band on the moonshoes till they are about to snap, but sturdy enough to hold someone for a second
>Next day, he comes over, doesn't say hi or anything, just says "where are your moonshoes Will?"
>"Here you go buddy."
>He straps them on and jumps once
>They snap and he fractures his left ankle
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User avatar #37 to #26 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
What are moon shoes?
#38 to #37 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
they're pretty old its like wearing or walking around with mini trampolines
#176 to #38 - qazaibomb (07/18/2012) [-]
mfw getting moonshoes
#177 to #176 - qazaibomb (07/18/2012) [-]
mfw using moonshows
User avatar #40 to #38 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
I never had them or have seen them. Guess they weren't popular in NZ.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
i wouldent say they were popular in the US it was just one of those things that appear in TV commericals a lot but then stopped after a couple of months
User avatar #79 to #41 - clingyotter (07/18/2012) [-]
I still see the ads on tv sometimes...
User avatar #42 to #41 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Ohh okay. So you sorta got them for the hell of it.
#43 to #42 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
yeah i remember getting these as a kid for no reason, its a yo yo but they always come back to you, you cant do tricks or anything
User avatar #44 to #43 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Yay for pointless toys!
User avatar #45 to #44 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
yeah your gonna see that a lot in America
User avatar #46 to #45 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
We probably have a lot of pointless toys too. I just don't do enough toy shopping.
User avatar #48 to #46 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
i still toy shop i get excited when i see cool new toys which amazes my friends on how i can still do that at the age of 17
User avatar #49 to #48 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm sure if I had enough money, I'd go toy shopping and get excited over awesome toys. But I don't even go into shops I don't need to, because I'll just get depressed that I can't buy anything.
User avatar #50 to #49 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
i know how you feel i just moved out of my parents house and have an apartment im not good with money sometimes i would spend my paycheck on Video Games and other useless stuff and forget about the groceries
User avatar #51 to #50 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Your own apartment at 17? Wow.
I'm living with my mother at the moment (I moved out for 6 months but had to move back)
and the government assistance I'm getting is useless but I can't find a job either -_-
User avatar #55 to #51 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
in the state of Texas if you're 17 you can legally own an apartment if you have your parents consent, the house i used to live at is kinda small so i suggested if i should move out my dad said no at first but he said yes eventually the apartment is pretty small (which is good cause i prefer it to be small) and he helps with the rent sometimes so its not too bad i get lonely sometimes so im about to get a cat
User avatar #56 to #55 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh, in NZ you have to be 18 to sign a tenancy agreement, but you're allowed to move out and board or whatever at 16. So I moved out when i was 16 because we had to live with Mum's sister and there were too many people in one house and my mother and I weren't getting along. Mum found a house where I have a separate room from the house so if we didn't get along I could lock everyone out. Then i got an internship and moved away again.

And now I'm back because rent is too expensive for me to even think about moving out.
User avatar #57 to #56 - hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-]
that kinda sucks, **** happens i guess but i understand how you feel it was pretty hard living at my apartment (like i said the loneliness) but i perfer living there then back home, me and my big sister wernt getting along so the main reason why i wanted to move out was because of her overall my biggest concern is the food because i stupidly buy other stuff while i go shopping one time i had to eat bread for 2 days
User avatar #58 to #57 - dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Yep, while I was on my internship I had to do my own groceries. But I'd always want to buy other things (alcohol generally) and I'd end up living on frozen pizzas and noodles.
User avatar #54 to #51 - runeception (07/18/2012) [-]
The new generations wants to move out earlier now, I was 15 when I moved, dont regret it, well I just wanted to give you a heads up :P sorry for the random **** :)
User avatar #19 - iamnottaco (07/18/2012) [-]
what's this meme called? i want to give this a go
User avatar #140 to #19 - therizinosaurus (07/18/2012) [-]
I think it is Troll Dad.
User avatar #95 to #19 - elevation (07/18/2012) [-]
I guess I'll say annoying childhood friend too since no one can realize that the question has been answered already.
#120 to #95 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
that was the joke faggot
User avatar #87 to #19 - trololoface (07/18/2012) [-]
If I am correct, it's annoying childhood friend
User avatar #61 to #19 - turtlepoop (07/18/2012) [-]
it might be, im not sure but annoying childhood friend
#28 to #19 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm not actually sure, but it's probally Annoying childhood friend
User avatar #27 to #19 - taokami (07/18/2012) [-]
it's annoying childhood friend
User avatar #24 to #19 - brandonstanford (07/18/2012) [-]
annoying childhood friend
User avatar #23 to #19 - monsterking (07/18/2012) [-]
i thinks its Annoying Childhood Friend
#18 - thilimilan (07/18/2012) [-]
After reading the comments on various pictures, I realize just how long I've been coming to funnyjunk and how young the majority of the visitors are now.

I remember when funnyjunk was white and yellow, and had the insanity test.. also when you wanna go weeeee.. and the end of ze world.

also, i remember having a cousin like this. i'd give him indian burns and tell him not to tell lol
User avatar #16 - monsterking (07/18/2012) [-]
when i was 12 i had a problem with this little 9 year old taking my bike. he always thought he owned everything. i had told the parents and they told me to shut up and slammed the door on my face. so one day i told him if he kept taking me bike. he would get hurt. so i removed the brake cables and loosened the handlebars. he goes down the hill and tries to turn as the handlebars loose grip on the front wheel. the wheel spins and he flips forward on the bike. the bike flying over him as he lands. family moved away a month later.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iamnottaco (07/18/2012) [-]
Nice trolling
User avatar #6 - therealslim (07/18/2012) [-]
neighbor kid in a trailer park threw a bat at me when i went to get the mail and it hit me in the shoulder so i smashed his bike and dislocated his wrist when i was like 10
i dont like annoying little kids with bats
so i beat him with his own
User avatar #8 to #6 - therealslim (07/18/2012) [-]
Also not this wasnt the first time this asshole pissed me off the kid thought he owned the trailer park and on more than one occasion i had to tussle with him but when he threw a bat at me and almost hit me in the head just because he could i got pissed i didnt mean it he cried when i chased him down while he was on his bike
those crys fell on deaf ears
he had tried to attack me one to many times but it was getting progressively worse now he was using weapons and metal bats and i snapped i took out the back wheel first smashed it with the bat and sent him over the handlebars and smashed the wheels first then spun on him he backed away quickly but not quick enough the first hit sent him on his back the second landed right on his wrist and it was over i tossed the bat in his yard on the way home
his father saw the entire thing and waved me over apologizing for the way his son had acted for the last year he knew how his kid was behind his back but he never thought it would get this bad and assured me it wouldnt happen again
i apologized for hitting his kid and we went out separate ways
that was a fun story
User avatar #5 - ScottP (07/18/2012) [-]
*Punches you in the face
"I was just kidding."

"Well I'm not."
User avatar #4 - lucidria (07/18/2012) [-]
Reminded me of None Piece.
"You cut me into pieces.."
User avatar #52 to #4 - spikerxpunk (07/18/2012) [-]
that's very interesting you're very interesting
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User avatar #7 to #1 - therealslim (07/18/2012) [-]
That is not
a sweet roll
#25 to #7 - nogzilla (07/18/2012) [-]
**nogzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Angel of Death **but this is
User avatar #260 to #25 - conquistadorr (07/22/2012) [-]
I still do not have a clue what the **** I rolled that got me -17, haha. :$
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