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#24244 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
ITT: older shows you are now just watching as an adult because they flew over your head as a kid
#24284 to #24244 - lungeroy (08/09/2014) [-]
My brother and I just started on Seinfeld from episode 1. One of the funniest shows ever made
User avatar #24285 to #24284 - acidjunk (08/09/2014) [-]
This. It started airing at Finland at some point and i usually watch it if its on and im actually watching TV.
#24286 to #24285 - lungeroy (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, They've been sending it in Norway for many years now, but I've never seen it start to finish before. brilliant show
User avatar #24243 - kosmic ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water - Official Trailer (2015) Can hype even get this fucking high????????????
#24296 to #24243 - Absolute Madman (08/10/2014) [-]
its gonna suck
#24240 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/08/2014) [-]
reports surfacing. that the asian guy they are saying is shredder was added in post production. He has no connection to the turtles and there are even dubbed over lines calling him the shredder

if anyone tells you that Eric Sachs was not meant to be shredder then they are lying. Eric Sachs is shredder. but all you people saying TMNT fans crying should shut up i just want to point out that fans not only stopped turtles from being asian we also single handedly destroyed racism in hollywood.


so fuck everyone dont fuck with a turtle power motherfucker
#24236 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
I just finished watching Fringe and now I'm thinking about watching the X-Files and I have to ask: is it better than Fringe? I'm hoping the X-Files has that "creepy" vibe like Twilight Zone that Fringe only had sometimes, like for example, one of my favorite episodes is the one where they go to a small town in the middle of the forest where people are all deformed but appear to be normal due to a machine and nobody ever leave the town and they didn't know why and a town sharing that secret and killing everyone who found out seems so creepy to me.

So is the X-Files, in it's majority, this creepy?
#24237 to #24236 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
And also, does it have a good story? I also love this conspiracy theories and fighting against a "major power" who seems unbeatable, kinda like Prison Break, when they faked that guy's death.

Sorry for the long post.
User avatar #24275 to #24237 - saltyfries (08/09/2014) [-]
X-files fan here, hope you find this anon, it is major league creepy at times, but also Star Trek thought provoking at times. It's like the anime Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, it has complex episodes (ones that follow a storyline all about Aliens) and Stand Alone episodes (aka Monster of the Week). There's funny moments, but it's very dark, creepy, thought provoking, and lots of what if stories and shit. Also lots of guest stars before they were big or during their big time, like Tony Shaloub from Monk, Jack Black, and hell even Bruce Campbell from Evil Dead.

The creepiest episode of X-files is when Mulder and Skully (the main characters) get trapped in a cave where a parasitic fungus lives, they get attracted to the cave via stepping on shrooms which lead them to the cave. There, they get stuck in like a comatose sleep, where they get some fucked up dreams. Shit scared me a kid.
#24226 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
I was watching south park yesterday and Lyanna and Rhaegar are jon snows parents
User avatar #24294 to #24226 - afunkyjunky (08/09/2014) [-]
anyone who have paid attention should have atleast thought of this as a possibility. Even in the tv show there are hints towards it.

But then again this is not a comfirmd theory so not a true spoiler.
#24290 to #24226 - Absolute Madman (08/09/2014) [-]
you can't say that for sure
#24225 - lecorbi (08/08/2014) [-]
Simpsons people, I need very much to know what is the episode in which a guy takes vengeance on homer by riding his car to his house, throwing a brick at the door and going away.

they hear the noise of the brick hitting the door, but dont mind it.

Can a good soul please help me?
#24232 to #24225 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
Its called "shut the fuck up and fuck off"

season 7 probably
User avatar #24241 to #24232 - lecorbi (08/08/2014) [-]
log in and say that like a man biatch
#24224 - Absolute Madman (08/07/2014) [-]
So apparently TMNT has a lower rating than TF4 on rotten tomatoes.
#24239 to #24224 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/08/2014) [-]
i wish critics ratings mattered a in a michael bay movie
#24218 - Absolute Madman (08/07/2014) [-]
Not sure if this is the correct place to ask this but here goes.
Does anyone one know where I can watch GOT season 4 online for free in good quality, I forgot to record it while it was being aired and I want to watch it before I read the books.
#24219 to #24218 - johnnyboyyy (08/07/2014) [-]
Torrent it brotha
User avatar #24214 - dragx (08/07/2014) [-]
ITT: Favourite Movie Quote
"Yup, with enough soap one can blow up just about anything" - Fight Club
User avatar #24251 to #24214 - newvein (08/08/2014) [-]
"Somebody got to the blood!"
-The Thing (1982)
I'll make a gif of this one day
#24238 to #24214 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/08/2014) [-]
fuck tony tony's a scumbag - kickass
#24230 to #24214 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
"fuck of fagot"
User avatar #24223 to #24214 - saltyfries (08/07/2014) [-]
and Hulk! Smash...
-Captain America, The Avengers
#24231 to #24223 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
no he didnt wtf
#24235 to #24233 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
shut the fuck of fagot stupid mf gay af
User avatar #24222 to #24214 - awesomanium (08/07/2014) [-]
"STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY"
#24217 to #24214 - finblob ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
"Did you miss me?"
"Did you miss me?"
#24216 to #24214 - Absolute Madman (08/07/2014) [-]
"Do. Or do not. There is no try."
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User avatar #24212 - njproc (08/07/2014) [-]
So I have seen a group of movies within the past couple of days. Here are my thoughts.

The purge anarchy: An improvement over the first. They are making it into an action movie and trying to delve into the idea of crazy crime night. Easy turn off your brain kind of movie but there are better ones in the world than this.

Lucy: I hate the premise since when people talk about the 10 percent stuff it bothers me but it was another fun turn off your brain kind of movie. I felt like they could of done more with Lucy getting more and more powerful and she lost her humanity pretty fucking fast. Overall I would not go to the theaters for this. Think red box or something else to watch when you are looking for junk food.

Sex tape: I have a personal love for Jason Segel so I may be biased. It was not as bad as i thought. I went on a date when I saw it so once again biased. There were some funny parts but overall was not laughing all the time. The movie tries to deliver some physical humor that does not work as well as some of the dynamic between Diaz and Segel who put on a pretty good pretend marriage act. Overall take someone you know for a quick good time.
#24221 to #24212 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/07/2014) [-]
i dont really wanna watch any of them

if you name your movie sex tape maybe put a little sex in there
User avatar #24196 - playerdous (08/07/2014) [-]
I watched the first four seasons of dexter, is the rest any good?
Didn't like how they killed rita off.
#24198 to #24196 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/07/2014) [-]
not according to the internet. but i liked the next couple seasons. season 7 and 8 were eh. i think i heard girl writers took over at the time and you can see it in the show
User avatar #24201 to #24198 - playerdous (08/07/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks.
I don't think I'll continue after that season finale.
#24199 to #24187 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/07/2014) [-]
i reviewers as much as i hate stupid movies
#24184 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/06/2014) [-]
hahahahaha DC BTFO!!!!!

cant nap on the cap.

yfw marvel movies destroy both terribly made Batman vs Superman and Ninja turtles by themselves. lmao
User avatar #24193 to #24184 - ljxjlos (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, noone can doubt that Marvel curbstomps every competition that they have, right now - at least what the cinematic area is concerned. Not even the few DC Fans I know deny that anymore...
#24197 to #24193 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/07/2014) [-]
dude they fucking moved their biggest movie possibly ever for a captain america standalone film. im lmaoing
User avatar #24215 to #24197 - ljxjlos (08/07/2014) [-]
That pic fits so fucking perfectly - but yeah, it´s kind of embarrassing. I mean I always prefered Marvel but right now I just feel a little bit bad for DC.
User avatar #24192 to #24184 - herecomesjohnny (08/06/2014) [-]
"destroy"? way to exaggerate.
User avatar #24185 to #24184 - deficiency (08/06/2014) [-]
nice man you go on /tv/

why the fuck do people even come here?
User avatar #24188 to #24185 - eight (08/06/2014) [-]
To talk about television and film?
User avatar #24189 to #24188 - deficiency (08/06/2014) [-]
But there's like 3 people on max?
User avatar #24190 to #24189 - eight (08/06/2014) [-]
At this hour, yes. It's usually more populated after a popular show airs. For instance, television was full of people after each Game of Thrones episode.
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User avatar #24191 to #24190 - deficiency (08/06/2014) [-]
sounds a tad autistic.
oh well.
User avatar #24195 to #24191 - eight (08/07/2014) [-]
what does?
#24183 - Absolute Madman (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #24182 - pvtgoblin (08/06/2014) [-]
Anybody else absolutely adore Jaimee from Masterchef S5?
#24229 to #24182 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
no fuck off
#24181 - Absolute Madman (08/06/2014) [-]


"Oh...yeah."
User avatar #24176 - timmity (08/06/2014) [-]
Hey, watching Misfits. At first I was rooting for the irish guy, but he's an autistic asshole, then the sassy black one, but she's a sassy btch, no it's the stuttering sex-freak who has a urine fetish... because he remind me of myself no urine fetish, just some very private stuff on the internet
#24228 to #24176 - Absolute Madman (08/08/2014) [-]
shut the fuck faggot fuck off
#24161 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/04/2014) [-]
As if to allay viewer fears at the outset, the film kicks off with an animated prologue that dutifully explains how our four half-shelled heroes grew out of a wonky lab experiment (later revealed to involve a potentially life-saving mutagen), and then took up secret residence in the tunnels of the New York sewer system. Several years later, a crime wave is in full force in the city, led by a walking Cutco display called the Shredder (Tohoru Masamune) and his massive Foot Clan, though they've started to get their asses whupped by a stealthy troupe of martial-arts-savvy vigilantes.

As enterprising young TV news reporter April O'Neil (Fox) soon discovers, those vigilantes are none other than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- calm, disciplined Leonardo (played by Pete Ploszek, and voiced, with no added benefits, by Johnny Knoxville), laid-back Michelangelo (Noel Fisher), nerdy Donatello (Jeremy Howard) and hot-headed Raphael (Alan Ritchson). Although their wise rodent mentor, Splinter (Danny Woodburn), warns them against showing themselves above ground, these bickering bros can't help fighting the good fight, any more than they can curb their raging pizza addiction or their '80s surfer-dude parlance, which duly includes terms like "gnarly" and "cowabunga" (but not, sadly, "turtle power").
#24162 to #24161 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/04/2014) [-]
April's attempts to break the story get her laughed out of the newsroom, though it's unclear why she doesn't just prove her findings by showing her editor (Whoopi Goldberg) the photo she took of the Turtles on her camera phone. For that matter, it's unclear why a nice man would deliberately start a deadly fire with his young daughter in the vicinity, or why an adrenaline overdose would serve as an effective cure for severe blood loss, to cite some puzzling later developments. But this is a mid-August blockbuster, not a hematology lesson, and so you might just as well take issue with the notion of an overgrown rat teaching himself martial arts from a conveniently discarded ninjutsu manual, or the even more whopping coincidence regarding April's mysterious past connection to the Turtles and the scientist (William Fichtner, looking suspiciously William Fichtner-esque) who helped create them. Imagine if the Seven Dwarfs had once been Snow White's childhood pets and you'll have an idea of how ludicrous this particular conceit is.
#24164 to #24162 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/04/2014) [-]
There's no point in trying to figure out what's going on during a long, ridiculous and pretty enjoyable action sequence involving a truck, a few cars, several firearms, and a steep, snow-covered mountainside. As the movie approaches its debris-scattering rooftop climax, which looks especially vertiginous in post-conversion 3D, the Bayisms begin to manifest themselves ever more perniciously: Somehow, even under the most harrowing, life-and-death circumstances, someone will find a way to turn the conversation around to the subject of April's derriere. The Turtles themselves may well have funnier, less chauvinistic things to say -- well, except Michelangelo, who offers some unwanted insight into the nature of turtle arousal -- but most of their speedily delivered dialogue is lost amid the cacophony of clanging swords and the noisy swells of Brian Tyler's score.

Through it all, it's hard to avoid the sense that Bay, Liebesman and company are hitting all the iconic beats of the franchise, but not investing them with the sort of cleverness, gravitas or feeling that would allow this movie (and presumably, the two sequels in store) to coast along on something other than fan loyalty. Part of that is due to the appearance of the Turtles themselves: For all the undeniable sophistication of Industrial Light & Magic's motion-capture system -- which required the actors to wear skin-hugging body suits and helmets equipped with tiny high-def cameras -- the push toward a more photorealist design has led to strangely off-putting and unapproachable results. They may look more hulking, more grotesque and certainly more like the products of advanced genetic mutation, but they also lack a certain engaging, intangible quality that Jim Henson's rubbery-looking '90s creations, though of an inferior technological grade, had in abundance. You might as well call it soul, and without it, any deeper viewer connection to these Turtles remains firmly at bay.
#24174 to #24164 - lungeroy (08/05/2014) [-]
dude, why bother doing this?
#24175 to #24174 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/05/2014) [-]
because "rat teaching himself martial arts from a conveniently discarded ninjutsu manual"
#24177 to #24175 - lungeroy (08/06/2014) [-]
that's how I did it too
#24178 to #24177 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/06/2014) [-]
now teach yourself how to suicide using a youtube video please
#24179 to #24178 - lungeroy (08/06/2014) [-]
I think I understand why you keep getting red thumbs all the time, douche.
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