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User avatar #23275 - imagnetsux (06/25/2014) [-]
so what do you guys think will be the next show to be insanely popular on fj for like 3 days?
#23285 to #23275 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
legend of korra. starts friday
User avatar #23273 - randomwanker (06/25/2014) [-]
What are some of the best horror movies you've ever seen?
User avatar #23297 to #23273 - eight ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Don't Be Afraid of The Dark - Atmospheric and creepy.
Insidious - Good jump scares. (Insidious 2 is absolute drivel)
Sinister - Atmospheric and creepy with a couple good jump scares
V/H/S - Good little short stories in the,. V/H/S 2 was alright, but not as good as first.
The Ring - Creepy, atmospheric, good jump scares.


Honestly, there are very few horror films that have impressed me, I've mostly given up on them. And the worst thing about horror films, they never age well, effects, practical or digital always seem to be obviously fake after about 5-10 years have passed.

I have a good collection of horrors from the past, but they just aren't scary.
User avatar #23314 to #23297 - randomwanker (06/27/2014) [-]
And it's also hard to find good horror films that aren't just gore
User avatar #23315 to #23314 - eight ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Or filled with necessary nudity and sex. I don't mind nudity and sex, but I don't want to get horny when I'm supposed to be terrified, it ruins the entire point of watching the movie.

Gore is okay if the plot demands it. But if they are just adding gore for the sole purpose of making you sick, that's just poor writing.
#23286 to #23273 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
v/h/s
sinister
ernest scared stupid
insideous 2
User avatar #23276 to #23273 - maddboiy (06/25/2014) [-]
Rec and Rec 2
User avatar #23274 to #23273 - imagnetsux (06/25/2014) [-]
Children of the Corn.
#23269 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/24/2014) [-]
ITT: The most overhated movies
User avatar #23309 to #23269 - ScottP (06/26/2014) [-]
The Watchmen
Man of Steel
#23287 to #23269 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
howard the duck.
movie 43
User avatar #23271 to #23269 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2014) [-]
i don't get the hate for watchmen
the comic was better, SURE, like almost all source material for anything, but the movie was quite good.
User avatar #23267 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2014) [-]
Ok, i've listened to some stand up you recommened.
Ellen Degeneres: really funny, surprised me since what i know of her isn't exactly comedy
Steve Martin: fucking legend, i had only seen Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, a movie of his, and seeing him doing stand up is great
Michael Mcintyre: not my type, but still funny. I still prefer Lee Evans.

Steve Martin's great though, almost Carlin great
#23266 - baconfattie (06/24/2014) [-]
Somebody probably can do something with this
User avatar #23268 to #23266 - eight ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I really hope she sat in it.
User avatar #23264 - repugnantpug (06/24/2014) [-]
Anyone know a decent movie streaming site? Preferably not a site where the movies can be downloaded, but just watched online. Putlocker seems to have died or something.
#23288 to #23264 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
solarmovie
primewire
tubeplus

obviously use adblocker when you go on these sites. and watch the links you click on. the HD links are usually fake. so try links that have stars by them or something. the more votes a link has the more you can be sure it's a real high/low rating
#23261 - kayzl (06/24/2014) [-]
What does

>"If I pull that off, will you die?"

>"It would be extremely painful."

>"You're a big guy"

>"For you"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNUSDu-Tehg
User avatar #23263 to #23261 - shavedblackmanning (06/24/2014) [-]
It definitely doesn't mean he's large for the CIA agent, Aidan Gillian is an inch taller than Tom Hardy

Maybe that he interrupted Bane saying it would be extremely painful for the CIA agent, but later we learn that the mask contains anaesthetic, it would be extremely painful for Bane if it were removed, so it would be odd to say it would be extremely painful for the agent and implying that he will torture the agent if he took it off, it seems petty, way out of character.
#23247 - creepyfapper (06/23/2014) [-]
Anybody know why there are 2 versions of "death at a funeral" and the only differnece i've noticed so far is that the second one is with niggers?
#23250 to #23247 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
theres always more than one version of a movie nowadays. theatre, dvd/blueray, directors cut, special edition, tv edit, different countries. you can never be sure you watch the same version anyone else does
#23251 to #23250 - creepyfapper (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the first one was brittish 2007 the next was american 2010 with the excact same plot, just with niggers instead. What's the point?
#23252 to #23251 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
oh because in america there are black people and its the same thing as hemdell in thor being black or the new human torch being black in the new movie. to get the black audience . and because of obama
User avatar #23257 to #23252 - thegrohltroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Idris elba as heimdal was a great choice.
#23258 to #23257 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/24/2014) [-]
did he do good? yes
was he a good choice? no
User avatar #23259 to #23258 - thegrohltroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Are you saying that because he's white in the comics, and because he belongs to the norse =white mythology? If so I can understand your opinion.

However, as an actor, he was a great choice
#23260 to #23259 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/24/2014) [-]
yup. same way shredder being white bugs me too
User avatar #23262 to #23260 - thegrohltroll (06/24/2014) [-]
I love the actor playing the shredder, can't remember his name tho
#23280 to #23279 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/25/2014) [-]
white dude playing a asian. you a racist
User avatar #23281 to #23280 - thegrohltroll (06/25/2014) [-]
And proud of that

#stopRacistShaming
#23245 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
Transformers 4 is apparently 165 minutes long.
****FUCK.****
User avatar #23310 to #23245 - ScottP (06/26/2014) [-]
Jeez...they keep piling on the runtime...
#23242 - awesomerninjathing (06/23/2014) [-]
if that first pic is real, then fuuuuck
User avatar #23239 - spawnconnery (06/23/2014) [-]
What does BET even play during Black History Month? Goodburger?
#23249 to #23239 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
same programming. just with featurettes with black history people during commercial breaks
#23230 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
i dont even care fuck this movie

Three years after the Battle of Chicago, the Autobots have been betrayed by the government and are being hunted down by the KSI, a secret organization led by counter-intelligence operative Harold Attinger (Kelsey Grammer). Scientist Joshua Joyce (Stanley Tucci) discovers that the Transformers are made of a rare, molecularly unstable element that he calls "Transformium", which Joshua believes can be used to create man-made Transformers controlled by the government. Using data extracted from Megatron's severed head and decoded by a captive Brains, the KSI produces two Transformers, Galvatron and Stinger. Attinger then joins forces with Lockdown, an intergalactic bounty hunter who agrees to give the humans the "Seed", a device that can convert matter into pure Transformium, allowing the KSI to build an entire army of man-made Transformers.

Meanwhile, in Texas, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg), a single father and struggling inventor who runs an auto-shop with his friend Lucas (T.J. Miller) finds an old truck that he decides to strip down for parts, against the advice of his rebellious daughter, Tessa (Nicola Peltz), who is secretly dating reckless race car driver Shane Dyson (Jack Reynor). Cade finds out that the truck is actually an injured Optimus Prime. Against his advice, Lucas reports Optimus' location to the KSI to collect a reward and save their shop, and a group of mercenaries led by Savoy (Titus Welliver) arrives at the farm to capture Optimus. Cade refuses to surrender him, and a firefight ensues. Shane intervenes and rescues Cade, Tessa and Lucas. They escape with Optimus, who then reunites the surviving Autobots - Bumblebee, Drift, Crosshairs and Hound - to attack KSI's headquarters and destroy the man-made Transformers.
User avatar #23243 to #23230 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2014) [-]
just because you don't like sex doesn't mean you have to force chastity belts on everyone else's girlfriend
#23248 to #23243 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
i fuck everyones gfs i dont want chastity belts wtf you talking about?
#23231 to #23230 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
During the attack, Optimus and Tessa are captured by Lockdown and brought aboard his spaceship, a stolen Prime exploratory vessel, while the remaining Autobots flee. Aboard the ship, Lockdown reveals that he has been employed by the Creators, mysterious beings that created the Transformers, to bring Optimus back to them alive, and he used the KSI's resources to locate him. The Autobots later rescue Optimus and Tessa, and Optimus releases a group of ancient Cybertronian warriors, the Dinobots, and convinces them to help by beating their leader, Grimlock, in battle.

Meanwhile, Megatron manages to transfer his consciousness to Galvatron's body and lead the man-made Transformers into a rebellion. The Autobots battle the man-made Transformers and Lockdown and his crew in Hong Kong to retrieve the Seed. Cade kills Savoy and Optimus kills Attinger. Galvatron escapes to the mountains with the Transformium and plans to build a new army, while Lockdown and his men are defeated and killed. Knowing the Creators are still searching for him, Optimus leaves the Autobots in charge of protecting the humans and departs in Lockdown's ship to ensure the Creators don't attack Earth again.
#23232 to #23231 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
The Creators visited Earth in pre-historic times and were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. They're organic beings with long, pale, fleshy fingers.

At one point, Cade hacks into a military drone and finds footage of Leadfoot being murdered by KSI agents.

Hound is a boisterous veteran and Optimus' old friend.

Crosshairs is an arrogant asshole who believes he should be leading the Autobots.

Drift is a honorable samurai who speaks with an accent and refers to Optimus as "Sensei". He's also a triple-changer.

Bumblebee and Stinger are rivals.

The Autobots break into Lockdown's ship and release a menagerie of alien creatures he collected from across the galaxy to distract him.

The Dinobots are not individually named and only transform twice. However, they only fight in their dinosaur form and don't speak. There are five of them.

Stinger is impaled by one of the Dinobots.

Lockdown is injured by the combined Autobots and then stabbed and sliced in half by Optimus.
#23220 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
Thoughts?
User avatar #23254 to #23220 - pmilooo (06/24/2014) [-]
It's going to be absolute shite.
#23225 to #23220 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
the hand is too big for the sword. it's like if Shaq shot a free throw with a mini basketball. it would never be effective.
User avatar #23211 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I just got finished watching Gran Torino, any movies like that with the sort of good then sad feeling thing, you know what I'm talking about.
#23226 to #23211 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
the amazing spiderman 2
User avatar #23221 to #23211 - eight ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Pay it Forward
The Impossible
The Green Mile
Seven Pounds
The Bucket List
Glory
User avatar #23213 to #23211 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
films*
User avatar #23241 to #23213 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Sorry. What exactly is the difference?
User avatar #23244 to #23241 - pmilooo (06/23/2014) [-]
difference between what?
User avatar #23246 to #23244 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
The way you put *films made me think you were correcting something in my sentence, so I presumed you were correcting the word 'movies'. I might have been mistaken?
User avatar #23253 to #23246 - pmilooo (06/24/2014) [-]
No, I was correcting myself I said "Million dollar baby which is another one of Clint Eastwoods film and the wrestler both very good." meant to say Clint Eastwoods films.
User avatar #23256 to #23253 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood you. I feel a bit dumb now.
User avatar #23212 to #23211 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
Million dollar baby which is another one of Clint Eastwoods film and the wrestler both very good.
User avatar #23210 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2014) [-]
I need good stand up comedians to listen to while doing stuff. I already listen to:
Dave Chappelle (the best)
George Carlin
Aziz Anzari
Donald Glover
Jim Carrey
Ricky Gervais
Seinfeld
Stephen Merchant

it's become a bit of a hobby it seems. Anyone got anything else?
User avatar #23240 to #23210 - theassmancometh (06/23/2014) [-]
Bill hicks
Dave Attell
Mitch Hedberg
Steve Martin
Brian Regan
User avatar #23236 to #23210 - loveyameanish (06/23/2014) [-]
I like Michael McIntyre.
User avatar #23234 to #23210 - maddboiy (06/23/2014) [-]
Lee Evans, holy shit some of his stuff is amazing, watch Roadrunner
User avatar #23224 to #23210 - aamann (06/23/2014) [-]
Louis CK
User avatar #23233 to #23224 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah he's fun, i think i ran out of standup for him
User avatar #23222 to #23210 - eight ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried

He's seriously hilarious in a morbid kind of way. Listen to his roasts on youtube.
User avatar #23219 to #23210 - teoyeezy (06/23/2014) [-]
hannibal buress and bill burr
User avatar #23214 to #23210 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
Bill Hicks is nice listening too
User avatar #23208 - TexMex (06/22/2014) [-]
Need a tv show to watch. Something "real" and makes you want to keep watching from one episode to another. Not anything dark like Dexter or anything fantasy like Game of Thrones.
#23227 to #23208 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
burn notice
User avatar #23223 to #23208 - eight ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Fringe (for a sci-fi this actually takes a very believable approach)
Homeland
Jericho
Rome
Spartacus (exaggerated reality, yes, but based on a real story. Get past first 3 awful episodes and the other 36 episodes are gold. This includes prequel season.)
Shameless
True Detective (probably your best bet for realism)
Vikings


User avatar #23215 to #23208 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
the Wire, the shield, Oz.
User avatar #23209 to #23208 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2014) [-]
mildred pierce
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