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#45474 - sphincterface
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(06/27/2016) [-]
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#45463 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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#45441 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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did lyanna smoke crack or something when in the womb?
#45473 to #45441 - sphincterface
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Tbh thats probably the best looking newborn I have ever seen.
#45448 to #45441 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
That kid looks significantly better than most newborn babies. Babies come out covered in so much shit. It was really nice of the wet nurses to clean him up while their lady was bleeding to death
#45427 - brownskin ONLINE
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GoT spoilers


What a good fucking episode.

That Wildfire scene was the stuff of legends. The build up. The reveal. That candle shit. The explosion itself. All good.

And the aftermath. Didn't think Tommen would jump that quick. Actually thought the stream had frozen when it was just the window. It was so fast it caught me off guard even though I knew it was happening.

Daario took that break up really well. Was seriously waiting for "its not me, its you"

FREY PIE FREY PIE FREY PIE. Don't be complaining that Arya got there to fast because ya'll are forgetting the storylines don't run concurrently and there are literally months covered over the course of the season. That shit was fucking mint. Cept for the wearing a face thing. But I guess being "no one" is enough to wear it without blindness.

Thought Uncle Benjen would leave them at Castle Black, but that looked like the Weir wood that the Watch sens their men to to swear the oath, so he should be fine shortly.

Wasn't really expecting Pycelle to kick it, even though the spoilers said so. Guess his "weak, stupid, and old" facade didn't quite work.

Sansa turning down Baelish was so satisfying. Don't like the look of doubt she showed tho. Don't act stupid Sansa. You know Jon's more trustworthy than literally the least trustworthy man on the planet.

The Citidel looked neat. That Maester tho. Sam leaving Gilly in the waiting room without a word was odd. But you know he's gonna find some shit in that library.

Liam Cunningham put up a brief, almost award worthy performance this episode. Thay emotion. That anger. The Onion Knight for hand of the King 2016.

Bye bye Mel. See you when the Brotherhood catches you ya minge.

Jon Snow is Kingindanurf. That scene was god-tier. Can we all agree that Lady Mormont is the best hype man since Greatjon Umber? Again, I'm hoping Sansa is going to continue to support Jon despite what Littlefinger's says.

R+L=J fucking confirmed. GET HYPE. Loved the way they did it too. The quick cut from the baby to Jon. FUCKING
M I N T
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N
T

Cersei is queen. Jaime clearly understood the implications. What she must have done. I think it's pretty much confirmed he's the Valonquar. He'll kill her once Dany arrives at King's Landing, and Cersei decides to put the city to the torch/wildfire. Mad Queen confirmed.

Winter is here, Dany is heading to Westeros. The false Baratheon's are dead, as is lord Frey. Arya is back in Westeros and things are finally going well for the Starks. Season 6 started out weak as fuck, but Damm was it good in the clutch episodes.

Overall 9/10 episode. Tense even though I knew thanks to spoilers. Plotlines rocket forward. The series is gearing to wrap up. Let's please continue this streak into seasons 7 and 7.5
#45457 to #45427 - damandan
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Please explain the baby please. I know is Jon but who is dad
#45458 to #45457 - brownskin ONLINE
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Rhaegar Targaryean, the Mad King's son, Dany's older brother. He's the one who "kidnapped" Lyanna Stark and started Robert's Rebellion. Only, he didn't kidnap her, they eloped, and Jon is the (possibly) legitimate son of Rhaegar and Lyanna. Ned hid him because he knew that King Robert would kill Jon if he knew that the boy was Rheagar's son of what he believed to rape.

The eloped part isn't confirmed yet but jon being his son is.
#45461 to #45458 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's not why the rebellion started, it was because of Brandon and Rickard
#45465 to #45461 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
B-b-but Brandon only went south because Lyanna was "kidnapped and Rickard only went south because Brandon was kidnapped so...
#45468 to #45465 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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well technically he was already on his way south to wed Cat, so he just went East
#45469 to #45468 - brownskin ONLINE
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Well when he arrived, he wasn't exactly in the best of moods. But, I do suppose that the exact cause of the War is their execution, so you have a point.
#45470 to #45469 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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#45477 to #45470 - brownskin ONLINE
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You're a funny guy ohemgeezus. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last
#45442 to #45427 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
seeing Davos cry made me cry
#45446 to #45442 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Davos talking about her death made he significantly sadder than seeing her actual death

Game of Thrones, everybody
#45450 to #45446 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
well yeah, it was practically his kid dying all over again
#45453 to #45450 - brownskin ONLINE
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Now if only he had a wife to comfort him in these harsh times...

Oh wait, that's right, she's completely dissappeared without explanation
#45454 to #45453 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Has he ever mentioned his wife in the show? They probably killed her off screen like everyone else
#45459 to #45454 - brownskin ONLINE
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Couple of times. I remember that he told Mel he loved his wife very much when she asked, although he did know other women sexual before he met her.

Then after the Blackwater, Saladhar, the black pirate, suggested Davos return to his wife and castle to comfort her after their son's death. No mention since.
#45462 to #45459 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I assume he said bye bye see u soon before Mannis and them went North
#45424 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Speaking of which, I wonder what Lyanna told Ned . "His name is..."
#45579 to #45424 - brownskin ONLINE
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Thought she said "his name is Targaryean" do Ned would know that she really had eloped and that the kid was Rhaegar's.

But upon further viewing I think she said Aegon or something of the like. Regardless, if we didn't hear his real name then, I doubt we'll ever hear it, unless Howland finally shows up
#45580 to #45579 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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I would think the fact rhaegar "kidnapped" her and that ned just killed 3 kingsguard would already imply he was a Targaryen

I imagine bran is heading straight to Howland since I don't think he knows Winterfell is back in stark hands. Also I wonder if benjen knows his entire family is dead
#45426 to #45424 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's Aegon
#45440 to #45426 - millennial
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I really hope the throw a bone to Griff and say Rhaegar named him after his bestfriend, Jon Connington. That's always been my fan theory, at least.
#45445 to #45440 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure Ned named him Jon after Arryn, and Lyannas mouth didn't seem like she was saying Jon, it was more of an "Aye", for either Arys or Aegon
#45449 to #45445 - millennial
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I could see Aerion maybe, since he's the father of Aegon the Conqueror.
#45451 to #45449 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Yeah that's possible, I doubt we'll ever know, though since I don't think Bran even heard it. You're right about Aegon, I forgot the show included him
#45508 to #45451 - millennial
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Actually, I'm fairly positive it's Aemon.
The Wiki says Rhaegar would keep in contact with his old Great Great Grand-Uncle via ravens, so I'm willing to bet Aemon knew about the Tower of Joy and eventually put two and two together when Jon arrived.
#45479 to #45451 - millennial
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Only names I've found that would maybe make sense are these.
Arryn, Aerion, Aenys, and Aemon.
I personally feel it may be Aemon, instead of Aegon.
Aemon the first was known as The Knight of Tears and The Dragon Knight, which both fit Jon since he is doomed for a life of sorrow from birth, hence Knight of Tears, and that he'll more than likely never know he's a head of the Dragon, making Dragon Knight also fit ironically.

However, I can see the show going more in favor of Maester Aemon. During the ToJ scene, Ned called for a Maester. I could see next season, a continuation of that flashback with Maester Aemon coming forward in the tower.
And it would fit Aemon's innate attachment and support of Jon in the Night's Watch, because he knows he's no longer the last Targaryen.

Just some theories, of course.
#45456 to #45451 - millennial
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Yeah had they not included him in previous dialogues and the times wouldn't conflict, I would say they're combining the two characters.
But there's also the chance it wasn't a Targaryen name. I'm gonna scout out the wiki to see likely names from other families.
#45447 to #45445 - millennial
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I know that's more than likely who he's named after, I was just saying that I like personal fan theory more haha.
Aegon seems likely. I doubt it would be Arys since Rhaegar loathed him, as did majority of everybody.
Aegon also seems an odd choice, since Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon.
#45419 - lecorbi
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(06/27/2016) [-]
MOTHA
#45420 to #45419 - lecorbi
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(06/27/2016) [-]
FUCKIN
#45421 to #45420 - lecorbi
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(06/27/2016) [-]
ARYA STARK
#45432 to #45421 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
they had a family eating scene in Gotham earlier this season too. coincidence?
#45416 - whitechino ONLINE
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The only part I didn't see coming is
Jon kicking the red woman out- what an ungrateful ass.
Arya popping out of nowhere, but I did see the pie coming into play.
And Tommen being a pussy. I know he's 12 but damn he's weak.
#45433 to #45416 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
tommen just so dumb. like i remember shaking my head like "seriously that's it"?
#45486 to #45433 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Tommen was just in love. Both he and Joffrey didn't spend enough time with robert to learn how to be true leaders and to be good kings, Tommen was trying. He was in love with Margery and was trying to keep her happy by following the religion and everything. When she died and realized it was his mother who was responsible for her death he felt so much grief that he just killed himself. I liked the camera work, also that we all knew he would die but his death was still unexpected.
#45455 to #45433 - brownskin ONLINE
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>wife/woman he loved dies
>has always considered the crown to be too much responsibility
>been depressed for months
>everyone around him just tries to manipulate him.
>he knew his own mother killed his wide and her family, as well as the faith he had just accepted, when her personal bodyguard stopped him
>was psychologically tortured by Joffrey his entire life

>"is that it?"

Lol wut
#45472 to #45455 - whitechino ONLINE
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You must be strong my lion, cause all the beast will bow.
Boy just a wuss.
#45460 to #45455 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
whatever. start of the season it's "mom help me be stronk female like u" end of season it's "mom gonna have a trial and betray you cause lol this guy cool"
#45414 - anon
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Rhaegar went to war over an average looking middle eastern looking woman? What? Couldn't they cast someone better?
#45487 to #45414 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(06/27/2016) [-]
well bleeding out in childbirth will make you look a bit ugly
#45443 to #45414 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Mfers I could have cast her better walking through a Walmart in southern Wisconsin. Biggest slight of the episode. She was 7/10 at best though the whole dieing in childbirth thing probably made her seem worse than she is
#45423 to #45414 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
young lyanna was hot though. hodor could of hit it
#45415 to #45414 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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middle eastern? lmao what?
#45417 to #45415 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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oh wow, turns out the actress is Turkish, I didn't even notice she wasn't a white person
#45418 to #45417 - anon
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Lyanna suppose to be a pale white, blue eyed beauty to die for, and wtf is this?
#45413 - effort ONLINE
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Should I start? Anyone else dissatisfied with this season? I mean, the amount of fanservice kind of ruined it for me, it just didn't feel like Game of Thrones.
#45429 to #45413 - brownskin ONLINE
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Here's the problem

The books have been out for years. They've been foreshadowing the endgame the entire time. The show has been out for 6 years. They've been foreshadowing the endgame the entire time. People make theories. The best theories gain steam and everyone thinks that's what will happen.

When those well thought out theories turn out correct you can't call it fanservice. If they change shit just because people predict it, the show would be fucking shit

granted, there was a lot that seemed like fanservice, but the big stuff like Jon returning and R+L=J was always going to happen
#45435 to #45429 - effort ONLINE
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I should've been specific, I'm not talking about those theories as fanservice. It was common knowledge and at that point a fact, that Jon is a Targ, and Sandor was still alive.

When i say fanservice, Jon Snow/Sansa killing Ramsey, Arya dishing out the final kill on Walder and etc.
#45439 to #45435 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I agree with Arya killing Walder. But who else would kill Ramsay if not Jon of Sansa? Where's the entertainment in that?
#45444 to #45439 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
he should of stayed alive to help fight the white walkers
#45422 to #45413 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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that's my issue and why i can't get anyone to agree with me. It felt totally like they were pandering. specifcally to women and feminists) i like it when you can't tell what's gonna happen. but you know who is going to survive and who is not
#45425 to #45422 - effort ONLINE
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I don't think the women central theme in this season is coincidental, it's blatantly obvious that it's for the "progressive" outlook. Not only was the overly exaggeration on feminism a key factor in ruining this season, the other fan services (killing majority of the "bad guys") and illogical plot holes aided in the downfall.
#45428 to #45425 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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well i mean it was small things for me that bugged me too. Like how they tried to force a funny monty python reference in each episode, usually to be funny but it came off cringy. Or when the hound said "i prefer chicken" in direct reference to the meme. Even how Tormund is giving googly eyes at Brienne. It just feels too modern and forced
#45405 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
tommen is also dumb af
#45408 to #45405 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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#45400 - hockeykicksass
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So who do you think will end up killing Cersei next season, Jamie, Jon, or Daenerys?
#45466 to #45400 - jcjohnson
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Well that one witch lady said that her younger brother will kill her.
#45434 to #45400 - brownskin ONLINE
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gotta be Jaime. Thought it would still be the Hound. Figured the Brotherhood would capture her when she fled King's Landing, but I don't think so now. Jaime was clearly rocked by what he saw and fully understood what Cersei did the moment he saw her being crowned. He'll strangle her when she tries to burn the city when Dany invades
#45411 to #45400 - whitechino ONLINE
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Aryra
#45404 to #45400 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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people think Jaime is AA, so probably him, even more reason now
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#45401 to #45397 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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red woman probably gonna join cercei. i doubt she dies. i think at the end of the show every major location will be ruled by a woman
#45389 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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not a single man in power. jon snow doesn't count because he's just the puppet. sansa is the real power
#45396 to #45389 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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except you know, everyone saying king, not queen
#45398 to #45396 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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he's the mouthpiece. Sansa getting all the plot development
#45399 to #45398 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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literally what does that have to do with anything?
#45402 to #45399 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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i wanna see men in charge. women suck
#45409 to #45402 - millennial
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Bruh, majority of men in Game of Thrones suck.
You say Jon's just the mouth piece for Sansa, but she's just the mouth piece for Littlefinger lol.
Ohemgeezus is right, you are retarded lol.
#45410 to #45409 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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you millennials are idiots
#45412 to #45410 - millennial
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I really hate this username because it's a reference to Darth Millennial, a sith lord in the Star Wars EU, but instead people just use what you said as a comeback when they can't think of anything else.
#45430 to #45412 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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i know what it is. you milennials are idiots.
#45431 to #45430 - millennial
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So, you're 36 or older and on Funnyjunk?
#45437 to #45431 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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no. i was referencing the fact millennials are people who like darth millennial. jeez read a book
#45438 to #45437 - millennial
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Lol damn, nice b8. Almost fell too far down the rabbit hole.
#45403 to #45402 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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yeah sure
#45406 to #45403 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
whatever go watch ghostbusters
#45553 to #45406 - thumbfortrump
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SHUT UP!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! STUPID RETARD!
FUCKING STUPID RETARD!
#45561 to #45553 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
shut up trump you feminist pandering shill
#45407 to #45406 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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lol, you're retarded dude
#45436 to #45407 - brownskin ONLINE
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He's like the biggest, most low-key shit poster on the site. It's literally in his username.
#45388 - jcjohnson
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(06/27/2016) [-]
God damn it Cersie is a massive cunt. I hope Jaime kills her. Overall it was a good episode.
#45386 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Okay this finale was fucking amazing, I would say it was better than the Bastardbowl
#45390 to #45386 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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eh i was bored through most of it. even the confirmed scene was completely without drama and entertainment. also kinda sad that meera wasn't his twin
#45395 to #45390 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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what the fuck entertainment would you expect? It was a death scene. Meera twin was a retarded conspiracy anyway, it made no sense
#45387 to #45386 - sphincterface
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Probably the best episode ever.
#45392 to #45387 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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well the bastardbowl is the highest rated episode for any show, having beat the penultimate episode of breaking bad, so yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it gets a 10/10 too
#45385 - sphincterface
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OOHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD.

#45384 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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YESSSSSSSSSSS, FREY PIE
#45452 to #45384 - brownskin ONLINE
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My exact fucking words, mate. I was giddy as soon as that chicken handed him a slice
#45464 to #45452 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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soon as I saw someone bring walder a pie I knew it was going on. Although why was there half a finger in it? It should've been completely disintegrated
#45467 to #45464 - brownskin ONLINE
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Fuck, I meant "chick", not chicken. Mobile site peasant race. I think she may have left a finger in there intentionally, maybe stuffed it into the crust. Just so he would know for sure
#45471 to #45467 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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if walder never asked about his sons, though, would she have revealed they're in the pies?
#45475 to #45471 - brownskin ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Well he would've gotten to the finger eventually right?

Besides he would've eventually wondered where his sons were. He did say they were already an hour late
#45383 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
did jon tell sansa about bran going beyond the wall?
#45391 to #45383 - jcjohnson
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(06/27/2016) [-]
I dont think Jon knows about that. I think only Sam knows of it.
#45393 to #45391 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
sam told jon when he got back to castle black
#45394 to #45393 - jcjohnson
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(06/27/2016) [-]
Oh really don't remember that at all.
#45382 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
tommen a dumb idiot
#45381 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/27/2016) [-]
the fire rises!!