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#42808 - ScottP
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Justice League part 1 should have a soundtrack composed by the remaining former members of NWA
#42799 - chargrilledawesome
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Suicide is Badass

Something me and my 2 buds put together about 10 minutes ago.

Enjoy.
#42797 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Winds if Winter reportedly in publishing phase. Spoilers already leaked, including

Stannis not only survives the siege of Winterfell, but with massive Northern support, routes the Boltons. And he doesn't go out of character and burn his beloved daughter to appease a god he doesn't believe in.

Just think. That's what we could have had.
#42820 to #42797 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
after last season i figured it was true. in fact i believe the gift for ramsey next week is stannis
#42816 to #42797 - jcjohnson
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(05/02/2016) [-]
God I hope this is true.
#42809 to #42794 - ScottP
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I bet it's Zoom. I bet Zoom dies
#42791 - shadowmaul
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(05/02/2016) [-]
can someone reccomend some movies that are sad maybe with the hero dying all i ask is that they be in english and have plenty of action

please and thank you
#42821 to #42791 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
life is beautiful. it's old but it's a comedy about the holocaust.
#42789 - juaneljalapeno
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Holy shit GoT is amazing
*incoming spoilers and opinions*

Yaaaaay Jons back but everyone knew, interested to see everyones fucking baffled faces though

Tyrion's role in this episode sums up why he is the FUCKING BEST CHARACTER in the whole series, he keeps calm and collected while having a lot of humor and doing badass shit LIKE BEFRIENDING FUCKING DRAGONS
for a second i thought he was actually gonna get eaten, but tyrion is the single most awesome character in the whole series


I think Ramsey fucked up really hard, all of the north is gonna rebel at him and he will be like 'but how did this happen? i only killed most of their families! shieeeeeeeeeet'

I WANT MORE HODOR BACKSTORY

The Greyjoy stuff is also gonna be interesting, with the (dead) kings brother being 'the drowned god', well... he claimed that he was a god

Jaime's FW everyone surrounded him
All-in-all, these episodes is what makes GoT so fucking incredible
#42822 to #42789 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
i think hodor fucked lyanna

davos and tormund and ramsey were great

i enjoyed eurons introduction

much better than the feminist season premiere
#42845 to #42822 - brackgrapple
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(05/03/2016) [-]
Feminist...season premiere?
#42846 to #42845 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
very
#42847 to #42846 - brackgrapple
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(05/03/2016) [-]
how?
#42851 to #42847 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
it stems back to what happened with sansa. the feminist outrage and the massive threats of boycotting the show
#42852 to #42851 - anon
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(05/03/2016) [-]
Where do you even come up with this?
#42853 to #42852 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
from paying attention to comments made behind the scenes and having a strong deductive reasoning
#42827 to #42822 - thumbfortrump
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(05/03/2016) [-]
Holy shit, if Hodor turns out to be Jon's pop I might die from the utter brilliance
#42790 to #42789 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
About Ramsay I saw this shit coming ages ago. As soon as Walda was pregnant. I'm did think he would wait a bit after the birth tho, not the same fucking day. Also props to Walda for just walking around Winterfell like an hour after pushing out a kid. Without Roose, Ramsay will lose what little support he has and Jon will rally the North against him. I'm also seriously hoping Theon changes his mind and goes to the wall, so that he can redeem himself with Jon and be the one to kill Ramsay.

honestly who didn't see the Jon thing coming. I'm just hoping that in the Tower of Joy scene next week they finally confirm Jon's parents. I'm hoping when he gets legitimized he takes the Stark name though, because Jon Stark sounds way cooler than Jon Targaryean. Also what better way to honor Ned and his family then fighting for the continuation of his family name.

Euron Greyjoy is fucking top. Been waiting for him to kill Balon since Stannis and Mel used blood magic to curse him and the other four kings. Excited for the Kingsmoot and how Theon will factor in to that.

is Stannis fucking dead or not? It seemed like Roose confirmed it ("I'd pay the man who struck the killing blow") but we've seen no bodies and no heads on a pike. Tell me one other time we haven't seen a main character's corpse.

honestly glad we didn't see any Dany. The dialouge in her scenes is always poorly written and she's pretty much one of the worst rulers in the world. If she wins the game of thrones I'll honestly be angry. Yay Tyrion though he's my #1 guy now that Stannis the Mannis has disappeared

Minus the Dorne shit this season is 10/10 better than last year's disaster.
#42823 to #42790 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#42800 to #42790 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
stannis is confirmed dead, the actor and director of that episode confirmed it
#42802 to #42800 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
The same people who said that Jon Snow was permanently dead are saying that Stannis, who "died" off-screen is also permanently dead.

I understand the situation is a bit different but on a show where they've shown every dead characters corpse, I'm going to hold out hope that he may be alive when we don't see so much as a head on a pike.

he's probably dead tho
#42804 to #42802 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
You probably won't see his head anywhere because the actor spoke about the show in a past tense, but it's been 2 episodes now and we've seen/heard nothing so if there's nothing in the next one you can safely assume he's gone. And it's not like he could've went anywhere since he has no allies in the north
#42805 to #42804 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I've heard a theory that Brianne kept him alive because she believed killing him after all of that would be a kindness, and allowed him a chance at redemption.

Buuuut as time passes I agree this is becoming pretty unlikely. But he was also my favorite character before the travesty that was the show-unique Stannis storyline ruined his character so I'm going to hold to hope for as long as I can.
#42806 to #42805 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Yeah I loved him up until they ruined him, also, adding on to what you said about WoW spoilers, George told them to kill Shireen so I doubt he killed her, but I'm betting she died somehow
#42807 to #42806 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I always figured she would die, because she's the last real Baratheon heir, and her taking the throne after Stannis was one of his biggest motivations. I figured maybe she would be captured by the Boltons or something. With her dead, it would have set up Stannis to support Jon's claim to the throne. Book Stannis didn't really want to rule that bad, he only wanted to make sure a Baratheon sat on the throne. With that gone, I imagined he would support the next best thing.

But hey its not like Jon's going to need a brilliant military commander behind him to win the game or anything
#42810 to #42807 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
btw, i just read another potential spoiler for WoW that mannis wins winterfell but loses and dies against a white walker army
#42811 to #42810 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I read that to a bit ago. Wasn't too detailed but at least it's better than what show Stannis got. Nothing would prove to Westeros how dangerous the white walkers are like wiping out the strongest pretender to the throne.

Fingers crossed he supports Jon's claim before the end
#42812 to #42811 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
yeah that'll probably happen since jons the one destined to do it, it really sucks that dany and the dragons still won't make it to westeros until the last book, most likely
#42813 to #42812 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I'm totally clueless as to how that's going to pan out. They can't both rule, and they can't rule jointly, some they'd be cousins if R+L=J is confirmed. Martin's anti-incest too long for that to be the case.

My best guess is Jon rules the Seven Kingdoms and Dany finally learns how to rule and unifies Essos.
#42814 to #42813 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
what do you mean "martins anti-incest"?
I'm guessing they'll marry like the targs of old and unify westeros and essos, or like you said jon in westeros and dany in essos
#42817 to #42814 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
He's firmly established incest as taboo in Westeros. People have said the Targaryeans did it and how fucked up it was. Tyrion commented directly when comforting Cersei how despite how fucked up most incest kids are she lucked out with Tommen and Myrcella
#42795 to #42790 - iphraem
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(05/02/2016) [-]
we didnt see the hounds corpse.
#42792 to #42790 - juaneljalapeno
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Dany isnt bad, heck she is one of my faves aswell, but i think she is still really young, and her not being a good ruler is part of her personality, that is what makes her good, she is still extremely flwaed compared to a couple of others, she keeps doing what she thinks is right, which makes one side happy, but fucks up the other side, seh is in a very hard position after all, she can either side with the masters which will make 3 million-now-free-men angry. Or she can side with the slaves and make 500000 extremely smart and armed men dead.

Most people are basicially like durrrrr stupid decisions, but she is not THAT dumb, at least, i've seen dumber


And I too expected the bolton stuff, Ramsey is cool, but his death WILL come.
#42824 to #42792 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
danys cool. emelia clarke is shit
#42796 to #42792 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Pretty much every mistake Dany makes was made by someone else in the show, and it ended with their death.

Robb didn't want to bone who he was promised to. He and his family were murdered.

Ned didn't want to compromise, he got fucking got.

Viserys used his birthright to lord over people and got his head fucking guilded.

Jon tried to impose his beliefs on his people and got pincushioned.

She's making pretty much every mistake in the book and is getting away everytime. Often for no good reason.
#42798 to #42796 - juaneljalapeno
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, no shit, because off-camera there are a fucking 1000 men guarding her.
A lot of people, and i mean A LOT of people have had extremely dumb luck in GoT

Had Arya not been sparring with Serio Forell she would be dead
Had Tyrion been seen by a single guard while excaping he would have been dead, and i'm talking about multiple escapes here. Had Bronn lost back in the eerie he wouldve died as well

Most of Dany's problems have been solved by either her army, her dragons or someone else entirely.
And technicially, if Jorah, Daario, Grey worm and the others in command die, Dany would die too, because she literally HAS to depend on these characters, So i'm interested to see what happens
#42801 to #42798 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
>Robb had the remaining Stark banner men guarding him

>Ned had the entire North on his side

>Jon had half the nights watch and an army of wildlings on his side

The fact is people went out of there way to make sure they would die despite their protection/allegiances every time. Frey lured the Starks in with a wedding, Thorne lured Jon with a story about his uncle. Hell, Joffrey is a tyrant and he gets poisoned at his wedding despite being the most protected man in the fucking world. Dany literally feeds people to her dragons, tries to change her people to abide by her rules on a dime, forcing them to abandon time-honored traditions while obliterating their economy (a fucking tyrannical thing to do) and she's still doing pretty ok.

In the entire time she's been building her army and unifying Essos, the lords of Westeros have sent 1 assasin. ONE. The same people that had the Starks murdered for breaking a marriage vow and who wiped out the Targaryeans to cement their rule don't give a shit about her. There's a point where dumb luck just becomes dumb. She needs to become a good ruler at some point.
#42803 to #42801 - juaneljalapeno
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Thats the thing, the guys in westeros LITERALLY dont give a shit about dany, because they know she's got a fucking civil war going on, hell i bet they'll be sending more assasins for tyrion than they do for dany
#42786 to #42784 - anon
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(05/02/2016) [-]
WAT.
#42772 - Izen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Calling it now:
Tormund brings some form of fire to burn Jon, sees he's alive and thinks he's a white, throws fire, Jon won't burn

Torment gets freaked out until Jon actually talks

TARGARY-JON CONFIRMED
#42783 to #42772 - thumbfortrump
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(05/02/2016) [-]
screenwriters' fw
#42766 - thumbfortrump
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(05/02/2016) [-]
YEEEEESSSSSS
#42749 - preshmilk ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
So apparently episodes 3, 4, and 5 of Game of Thrones Season 6 are on Piratebay, uploaded 50 minutes ago. They're the most seeded, but they have no comments. Does anyone know if it's legit?
#42763 to #42749 - shenro
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(05/02/2016) [-]
yeah, recently piratebay is filled with those fake torrents, they always have a bunch of seeders and were uploaded recently, even when they were not, for example, i saw a torrent that was uploaded 40min ago, 2 days later it was still 40min ago.
#42750 to #42749 - zonetransferrer
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(05/02/2016) [-]
link?
#42751 to #42750 - zonetransferrer
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(05/02/2016) [-]
oh already found it, episode 3 comments = fake/virus
#42753 to #42751 - preshmilk ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Yeah just read the comments aswell.
#42748 - cocoman
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(05/02/2016) [-]
B A S T A R D B O W L
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#42768 to #42748 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
get hype
#42726 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Well. That GoT stuff better not happen too often now, no point being worried about significant character deaths then. Also, no Sand Snakes or show Dorne in general so lots to be happy about today!
#42769 to #42726 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
also no dany. it's like the gift that kept on giving
#42756 to #42726 - drldrl
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I'm 90% sure that was a special case.
Jon and Dany are the top two contenders for being Azor Ahai reborn, that episode puts my favor with Jon.
#42728 to #42726 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
what the hell are you talking about
he dead she failed
#42764 to #42728 - shenro
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(05/02/2016) [-]
you clearly did not finish watching the episode he woke up last few seconds
#42787 to #42764 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
>>#42731,
#42732 to #42728 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
But what is dead may never die.

Still, when Lady Stoneheart came back in the books she couldnt talk- because of her throat injuries or just the amount of time dead? Science will be done when we next see Snow to see how normal he is. And more importantly, HOW DID HODOR BECOME HODOR?!?! I MUST NOW KNOW
#42735 to #42732 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
dafuq happened to hodor now that has my highest interest
did he get hit on the head did he witness some horrible shit that shut him 90% down
#42770 to #42735 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
im going to assume the starks did it somehow on accident. when his mom pulled him away and said he wasn't a fighter and the way lyanna and hodor looked like they wanted to fuck im gonna say she has something to do with it. maybe he saves her somehow?
#42739 to #42735 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
The only other major uncovered theory by fans is R+L=J. BUT, I think it's actually R+L=Dany, and Jon is the son of Eddards older brother and Ashara Dane (I think I spelt it right cant be bothered to check now
#42825 to #42739 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/03/2016) [-]
But dany was born in Dragonstone, an event her brother firmly remembers, to rhaegar's wife, on literally the opposite side of Westeros compared to the tower of joy?

It makes sense for Ned to soil his honor and take Rhaegar's/Lyanna's child to hide him because Robert wanted to wipe out the Targaryeans. Why would he do that for Brandon? Everyone knew Brandon wasn't as honorable as Ned. He would've just adopted the boy and raided him as his own. He certainly wouldn't hide the truth from his best friend, King Rob.


I just read this theory on reddit and I don't think I've seen so much tin foil since the R+L= J&M theory Jon Snow and Meera Reed are twins born from Lyanna and Rhaegar. Because Ned and her father were the two at the Tower of Joy, and something about them having similar ages
#42734 to #42732 - iphraem
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I bet something very tragic happened. hodor seemed very uncomfortable when asked. imagine, he could have been like a kind hearted mountain.
#42736 to #42734 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
HODOR/CLEGANEBOWL HYPE

jk but that would have been amazing with like a Stark warging him.
#42730 to #42728 - iphraem
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(05/02/2016) [-]
did you finish watching the episode?
#42731 to #42730 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
i want to mislead people
#42733 to #42731 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I mean is there a point really? It's gonna be everywhere tomorrow.
#42737 to #42733 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
i tried for them not hard enough but still
#42738 to #42737 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I mean just judge the spoiler levels on what Facebook GoT groups are posting about, not that many people use FJ comparatively. Still, you have a heart of gold m'boy
#42740 to #42738 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
lets be honest its their fault for interneting
stay off facebok in general
im 24 and have almost no working knowledge of how to fb
#42741 to #42740 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
You'll probably live longer that way. And more privately. And happier. Man why am I on Facebook? Oh well fuck it, Zuckerberg and the government are welcome to check out my dick picks if they really want to.
#42744 to #42741 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
im on it
just dont post much
last post was a year ago in 9 days
#42745 to #42744 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
They keep asking for my phone number for "security". I'm sure they can figure it out with the information they already have on me if they want to.
#42746 to #42745 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
dumbass they trying to get that dick
#42747 to #42746 - repugnantpug
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(05/02/2016) [-]
They ain't getting my dick for free! That costs extra
#42724 - sphincterface
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(05/02/2016) [-]
So I feel like GoT is progressing way too fast already.
#42771 to #42724 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
well they only got 2 more seasons after this
#42743 to #42724 - averagewhitekid
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(05/02/2016) [-]
A bit faster than I thought to be honest, but that's welcome since its better than dicking around for 8 episodes and making all the stories unbearable
#42727 to #42724 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
oh shit
#42719 - dragontamers ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
GIF
I was told that Scrubs and Animaniacs were on Netflix.
#42774 to #42719 - adzoh
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Hola Chrome plugin, login on USA or UK Netflix
#42729 to #42719 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
they are what Netflix you watching
#42754 to #42729 - dragontamers ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Australian
#42755 to #42754 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
so srry
#42757 to #42755 - dragontamers ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Say it ain't so.
#42788 to #42757 - alcoholicsemen
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(05/02/2016) [-]
it shows up on american netflix
#42709 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
My season 5 character rankings

God tier
Ramsey, Wun Wun, Tyrion, Melissandre, Euron, Davos

Great tier
Sansa, Arya, Theon, Brienne, Cercei, Tormund

Good tier
Jon Snow, Tommlin, High Sparrow, Yara,

Ok tier
Zombie Mountain, Jorah, Messandei, Daario, Grey Worm, Pod

Shit tier
Jaime Lannister, Sand Snakes, Illarya sand, Dany, Khal Moro

Dead tier
Roose, Balon, Doran, Tyristane, Dornish Maester, Kings Landing peasant smashed into wall, Nights Watchman with crossbow, Myrcella

waifu tier
young Lyanna
#42760 to #42709 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
"waifu tier
young Lyanna"
ChrisHansen.jpeg
#42767 to #42760 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
if you dont think she's hot you're gay
#42773 to #42767 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
All I see is a kid.
#42775 to #42773 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
then you're too old to like tv
#42776 to #42775 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I'm 21
#42777 to #42776 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
then you're gay
#42779 to #42777 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
I'd take fucking a man in the ass over fucking children.
#42780 to #42779 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
dude...thats REALLY gay
#42781 to #42780 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
And I'm oké with that. Calm down
#42782 to #42781 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
gay people scare me
#42785 to #42782 - tormain
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Aah well, I've always been quite scared of people with Down Syndrome (they seems so unpredictable) so how about we stop the conversation here so neither of us will have to go to bed tonight, checking their closets for monsters.
#42710 to #42709 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
>zombie mountain
his name is Ser Robert Strong, retarded faggot

also, >Tommlin
#42711 to #42710 - anon
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(05/02/2016) [-]
it's Gregor Clegane reanimated by Kyburn
#42712 to #42711 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
and his name is robert strong, what's your point
#42715 to #42712 - anon
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
my point is you can't give a new name to a resurrected person. he's just zombie clegane
#42723 to #42716 - anon
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(05/02/2016) [-]
he's not robert strong in the show. he's just the mountain.
#42759 to #42723 - tormain
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He was never given a name in the series
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#42700 - jcjohnson
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(05/02/2016) [-]
Roose is no longer loose
#42706 to #42700 - brownskin ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
One could say that hug was a...



Cruel Roose
#42704 to #42700 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(05/02/2016) [-]
his goose is cooked