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#24883 - jewishcommunazi has deleted their comment [-]
#24880 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Watching The Two Towers extended edition. Faramir has a flashback to Osgiliath, with Borormir and shit, and their father, the steward cunt in the third one, shows up.

Holy shit, this right here really sells how much of a cunt the steward is, Jesus asshole.
User avatar #24879 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
BoJack Horseman is a pretty good show. I think the second half of Season 1 is better than the first, and Episode 11 in particular is really great.
User avatar #24881 to #24879 - maddboiy (09/08/2014) [-]
yeah it starts a bit slow and predictable but it really picks up as it goes along. Also the opening theme is amazing.
#24878 - adunsaveme (09/08/2014) [-]
I thought we had a movie board, maybe I'm going blind
Who thought Batman's voice in the Dark Knight was a bit much?
I mean they're not particularly bad movies, especially compared to the other ones.

But it's really hard to take anything in it seriously when the main protagonist sounds like a pile of gravel with throat cancer.

I had to turn on subtitles cos I couldn't decipher his cryptic rockspeak.
User avatar #24882 to #24878 - eight (09/08/2014) [-]
Always that the voice was absurd. However, it makes sense that Bruce Wayne would change his voice, I always hated when older batmans had the same voice whether it was in costume or as billionaire playboy. It would be too obvious.

The rasp does make him sound menacing and it does disguise his voice, but it can be annoying for sure. Of all possible voices, why that one?
User avatar #24900 to #24882 - thegrohltroll (09/10/2014) [-]
In the next movie they should give him the same device that arrow uses whenever he talks to someone. Because even though Affleck has the looks and body for it, his voice is too soft
User avatar #24885 to #24882 - jewishcommunazi (09/09/2014) [-]
He should probably scream a little less.
User avatar #24876 - ishallsmiteyou (09/08/2014) [-]
I just got out of the theatre and saw As Above, So Below, and it was actually decent. I'm not one for found footage movies, but this movie was fucking awesome. I almost shat myself once and the rest I was on the edge of my seat. When I watched it, since the perspective is from head mounted cameras (literally on the headlamps) I actually felt like I was running through the catacombs being chased by god knows what. Plus, at one point the main character is sprinting through a tunnel and sucker punches a corpse in the face which is fucking hilarious.
User avatar #24875 - iforgetwhattosay (09/07/2014) [-]
why does top gear play music from popular movies as background music. off the top of my head i remember hearing music from harry potter, batman (dark knight trilogy), the lord of the rings, and pirates of the Caribbean. i find it quite odd.
User avatar #24870 - drl ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
just watched god is dead

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT

IT INSULTS THE VIEWER BY OFFERING A WATERED DOWN INTERPRETATION OF ATHEISM ALONG WITH A DEMONETIZATION OF ATHEIST IDEALS

as a christian you should be insulted at the fact that the only way they could win the argument is to make a total dick the atheist all the wile they dont give him any real valid viewpoints and a lead who brings proof that anyone can really debunk

as a atheist you should be insulted at the fact that they demonized you to the point where you are some evil scummish teacher who has no real viewpoints other then (there is no god dur dur dur)

as a viewer you should be angry that they insulted your intelligence by giving you this total one sided debate movie that spoon feeds you the answers you want to hear all the wile demonizing a group of people based on there religious beliefs (in this case that there is no god) in order to win a half assed argument
then they throw in a woman atheist with cancer to show that in times of need even atheists will turn to god
BULLSHIT

the movie is a load of crap and a waste of both christian and atheists time and money 0/10 would not watch again
#24908 to #24870 - princessren ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
well I enjoyed myself while watching
well I enjoyed myself while watching
User avatar #24874 to #24870 - Tyranitar (09/07/2014) [-]
I just read the plot summary. Despite being agnostic myself, I'm offended that the atheists and people of religion besides Christianity were portrayed as horrible and cruel individuals, while only the Christians had any positive character traits. I'm not saying that all Christians should be blamed, but this movie seemed to be a very strong hate message toward other beliefs.

Also, I'm not aware of the rules for college faculty, but would he actually be allowed to force his beliefs onto his class, and threaten to fail them for not complying? Even if I were atheist and agreed with the statement "God is dead", I would definitely not tolerate one man abusing his power to push his own belief onto those beneath him. Isn't that something that atheists themselves had to fight against before?
User avatar #24904 to #24874 - vivapinatapro (09/10/2014) [-]
At a lot of universities, if a professor is tenured, there is next to nothing that can get him/her fired from the university. He would have to be involved in some kind of criminal activity or be voted out by other faculty.
User avatar #24872 to #24870 - drl ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
^gods not dead

sorry about the name mix up
User avatar #24871 to #24870 - drbrainbleach (09/07/2014) [-]
well thats a shame i was planning on watching it. well thanks for saving me the time
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User avatar #24859 - demrogz ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Is Kung Fu Shuffle any good compared to Kung Fu Hustle? funny and with action?
User avatar #24873 to #24859 - awesomerninjathing (09/07/2014) [-]
kung fu panda is better
#24860 to #24859 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #24858 - thegrohltroll (09/06/2014) [-]
How to train your dragon 2 is amazing
User avatar #24857 - cycloneclone (09/06/2014) [-]
Hoooooooooooly fuck boys
they just released season 8 of trailer park boys
#24847 - sekundab (09/06/2014) [-]
agents-of-cia.wikia.com/wiki/Agents_of_CIA_Wiki
CIBane wiki is off, new wiki for this amazing series. Also please help categorize the episodes.
User avatar #24846 - xgreenmaidenx (09/06/2014) [-]
There's this movie I can't remember the name on.
It's about a family of three, a woman and two children ( the father died in a war)
The two children have this rare disease called Xeroderma pigmentosum ( wich means they can NEVER go outside into direct sunlight, nicknamed "children of the night") so they're inside all the time.

Strange things starts to happen in the house and blah blah blah, they think it's haunted or something. But then, plot twist, THEY are the ghosts, and the people they're seeing and the strange things that's happening are the new owners and them renovating.

What's the name of the movie?
#24848 to #24846 - anon (09/06/2014) [-]
the others
User avatar #24849 to #24848 - xgreenmaidenx (09/06/2014) [-]
Thank you ^^
#24842 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
I don't want to build up hype for this movie, but I really enjoyed it.

The Machine is about two computer scientists (Toby Stephens and Caity Lotz) who are working on developing artificial intelligence for military use. I'll save further plot details for the spoilers section, because it does get difficult to say too much about the film without giving away plot points. I think that's a good thing though, and I highly recommend seeing the movie. It may feel a bit predictable to some (there's one scene in particular I'm thinking of), but it poses a lot of moral and ethical questions, and I was really captivated throughout the movie. Caity Lotz gives an especially strong performance for reasons I'll give via spoilers. It's well-paced too, which is definitely a plus. I give the film a 9/10.

If you've seen the movie, or it isn't really your kind of movie, I'll be talking more in-depth about the movie below.

So Caity Lotz gets to the facility where everything is going down, and she meets Sam Hazeldine. All of the test subjects are soldiers who experienced brain trauma and wouldn't have survived without the implants they're receiving. Sam warns Caity about the facility, and the big boss, Denis Lawson, doesn't like this. He assigns a Chinese agent (the film takes place during a Cold War with China) to kill Caity. Her likeness and mind is transferred to a machine, who is referred to as Machine. There's then a struggle to see if Machine is "alive," meaning that they try and see if she has a consciousness, emotions, and can act as a human would. This is the case, which can be seen through feelings of regret and disobeying orders, something that conflicts with what she was made to do. Denis and Toby start hating each other, and Denis orders Toby to take out the "human" aspect so Caity can kill without remorse. Toby fakes an operation by rerouting a new chip or something to the original consciousness ...

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User avatar #24843 to #24842 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
... and Caity just pretends that she's been de-humanized.

There's also this subplot where Toby's daughter has a disease, and he tries to use some of the tech to save her consciousness should she die, which she does as a result of an infection and not surviving surgery. This comes into play.

Toby didn't want to take out the human aspect of Caity in the first place, but Denis put him up to it by saying he'd delete the backup of his daughter's consciousness if he refused to cooperate. Then the predictable scene I mentioned happens, where Toby "does" the operation, but Denis says he's going to delete the daughter's consciousness anyway. Caity is then ordered to shoot Toby, but it's revealed the gun is empty and it was just a test to see if she could kill anyone, even her maker. Caity then saves Toby and orders the other machines to side with her, as they had been starting to grow against the humans by speaking in secret, something that the humans thought they couldn't do due to the implants.

Anyways, Caity goes to save the daughter's consciousness because she can't be shot with bullets. Toby and Sam go to shut down the computer responsible for developing the A.I., and they are successful. Caity says she won't kill Denis, but she does lobotomize him, as that's what he was going to do to her by making Toby do the surgery. Caity, Toby, and another machine featured prominently, Pooneh Hajimohammadi, escape, although Pooneh is injured, having been shot earlier by Denis for overriding his commands and aiding Caity, as well as preventing him from disabling more of the machines (he had disabled four of them prior to Pooneh's intervention).

In the closing scene, Toby is seen talking to his daughter via a tablet-esque device. Her consciousness had been saved to it, and she can speak (before her death, she suffered from Rett syndrome. I don't know exactly what that causes, but it was severe).


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User avatar #24844 to #24843 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
As I mentioned earlier, the film brings up a lot of moral and ethical dilemmas. What does it mean to be alive? How is something like that determined? Is it right or wrong for the military to employ these potentially great machines, which could have the capability of "being human," merely as entities to kill? It's definitely interesting to think about.

Caity Lotz gives an excellent performance in the movie as Machine. She conveys emotions, but sort of in a way that's hyper-exaggerated due to the fact that a machine that's just learning to feel emotions can only experience these emotions in extremes. If you don't know what sadness is, and then you're exposed to your first sad experience, it's going to feel extreme, because you have no reference for something being more or less sad than what you're experiencing for the first time. That's definitely not an easy task to accomplish, but Lotz seemingly does it with ease.

Sorry if that seemed a bit jumbled. I tend to write in a sort of stream of consciousness manner.
User avatar #24845 to #24844 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Also, that's not to say the rest of the cast does a bad job, because that's not the case.
#24841 - anon (09/06/2014) [-]
where is Jessica Hyde?
User avatar #24851 to #24841 - beautifull (09/06/2014) [-]
Shut it Raisin boy
User avatar #24839 - TexMex (09/05/2014) [-]
Is Korra season 2+3 actually good?
User avatar #24850 to #24839 - aamann (09/06/2014) [-]
2 is debatable. Some people don't like it. I thought it was good, but definitely not as good as the first or third.
3 is just fucking great.
User avatar #24833 - flameblaze (09/04/2014) [-]
Aight guys, Now that Korra's done for a while, what's some good shows to watch right now?
User avatar #24853 to #24833 - beautifull (09/06/2014) [-]
Sorry about that formatting, only allowed 25 line breaks.
User avatar #24852 to #24833 - beautifull (09/06/2014) [-]
I'm just going to list off the shit I like, may or may not be running right now but fuck you.

Teen Wolf
Supernatural
Suits
24
Outlander
Spartacus (every season)
Falling skies
Vikings
The tomorrow people
The 100
Obligatory: House of Cards, The Walking dead, Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones
Under the Dome
Californication (final season just ended)
Sopranos (ended ages ago)
Being Human (England Version)
Hell On Wheels
Doll House (Don't know why but this one really sticks with me... Fucking loved it)
Battlestar Gallactica (Make sure you watch that shit in the correct order England's Netflix has them all in order)
Weed (Mary louise Parker is the one person I'd sleep with even if I lost my dick in a horrific accident afterwards as a result)| Continuum (Not AMAZING but well worth a watch) |Bates Motel |Misfits |Covert Affairs |The Strain|Helix (Just started watching it but seems good) |Dominion (based off the film legion)
That should last you a while.
User avatar #24831 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Who are some actors that don't age? I can think of Will Smith and Adam Baldwin.
#24837 to #24831 - frikandelspeciaal (09/05/2014) [-]
Patrick Stewart
Keanu Reeves
#24828 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
So.. The Rock is black adam.
User avatar #24822 - eight (09/04/2014) [-]
Most Epic or Emotional TV Moments:Beware Spoilers, read at own discretion, watch clips at own discretion

1. Spartacus Season 1 Finale - Spartacus leaps into the audience watching from the villa in slow motion, with sword at full swing ready to kill his masters. Crixus, down below in the arena yells "Kill them all!" to his fellow gladiators that charge at the now unlocked doors to slaughter all the Romans. Plenty of other epic moments in Spartacus, like the entire finale of the show, but this was is the best for me.

Spartacus - Shield Jump

Kill them all - Crixus - Spartacus [ORIGINAL]


2. Fringe Season Finale - Walter sacrifices himself to save the world and rewrite time. Nice visuals, a scary roar from the portal, a slight breeze, beautiful music and a powerful performance by John Nobel without him uttering a single word.

Fringe Series Finale Scene - Walter goes through the portal

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