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#23242 - awesomerninjathing (06/23/2014) [-]
if that first pic is real, then fuuuuck
User avatar #23239 - spawnconnery (06/23/2014) [-]
What does BET even play during Black History Month? Goodburger?
#23249 to #23239 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
same programming. just with featurettes with black history people during commercial breaks
#23230 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
i dont even care fuck this movie

Three years after the Battle of Chicago, the Autobots have been betrayed by the government and are being hunted down by the KSI, a secret organization led by counter-intelligence operative Harold Attinger (Kelsey Grammer). Scientist Joshua Joyce (Stanley Tucci) discovers that the Transformers are made of a rare, molecularly unstable element that he calls "Transformium", which Joshua believes can be used to create man-made Transformers controlled by the government. Using data extracted from Megatron's severed head and decoded by a captive Brains, the KSI produces two Transformers, Galvatron and Stinger. Attinger then joins forces with Lockdown, an intergalactic bounty hunter who agrees to give the humans the "Seed", a device that can convert matter into pure Transformium, allowing the KSI to build an entire army of man-made Transformers.

Meanwhile, in Texas, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg), a single father and struggling inventor who runs an auto-shop with his friend Lucas (T.J. Miller) finds an old truck that he decides to strip down for parts, against the advice of his rebellious daughter, Tessa (Nicola Peltz), who is secretly dating reckless race car driver Shane Dyson (Jack Reynor). Cade finds out that the truck is actually an injured Optimus Prime. Against his advice, Lucas reports Optimus' location to the KSI to collect a reward and save their shop, and a group of mercenaries led by Savoy (Titus Welliver) arrives at the farm to capture Optimus. Cade refuses to surrender him, and a firefight ensues. Shane intervenes and rescues Cade, Tessa and Lucas. They escape with Optimus, who then reunites the surviving Autobots - Bumblebee, Drift, Crosshairs and Hound - to attack KSI's headquarters and destroy the man-made Transformers.
User avatar #23243 to #23230 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2014) [-]
just because you don't like sex doesn't mean you have to force chastity belts on everyone else's girlfriend
#23248 to #23243 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
i fuck everyones gfs i dont want chastity belts wtf you talking about?
#23231 to #23230 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
During the attack, Optimus and Tessa are captured by Lockdown and brought aboard his spaceship, a stolen Prime exploratory vessel, while the remaining Autobots flee. Aboard the ship, Lockdown reveals that he has been employed by the Creators, mysterious beings that created the Transformers, to bring Optimus back to them alive, and he used the KSI's resources to locate him. The Autobots later rescue Optimus and Tessa, and Optimus releases a group of ancient Cybertronian warriors, the Dinobots, and convinces them to help by beating their leader, Grimlock, in battle.

Meanwhile, Megatron manages to transfer his consciousness to Galvatron's body and lead the man-made Transformers into a rebellion. The Autobots battle the man-made Transformers and Lockdown and his crew in Hong Kong to retrieve the Seed. Cade kills Savoy and Optimus kills Attinger. Galvatron escapes to the mountains with the Transformium and plans to build a new army, while Lockdown and his men are defeated and killed. Knowing the Creators are still searching for him, Optimus leaves the Autobots in charge of protecting the humans and departs in Lockdown's ship to ensure the Creators don't attack Earth again.
#23232 to #23231 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
The Creators visited Earth in pre-historic times and were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. They're organic beings with long, pale, fleshy fingers.

At one point, Cade hacks into a military drone and finds footage of Leadfoot being murdered by KSI agents.

Hound is a boisterous veteran and Optimus' old friend.

Crosshairs is an arrogant asshole who believes he should be leading the Autobots.

Drift is a honorable samurai who speaks with an accent and refers to Optimus as "Sensei". He's also a triple-changer.

Bumblebee and Stinger are rivals.

The Autobots break into Lockdown's ship and release a menagerie of alien creatures he collected from across the galaxy to distract him.

The Dinobots are not individually named and only transform twice. However, they only fight in their dinosaur form and don't speak. There are five of them.

Stinger is impaled by one of the Dinobots.

Lockdown is injured by the combined Autobots and then stabbed and sliced in half by Optimus.
#23220 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Thoughts?
User avatar #23254 to #23220 - pmilooo (06/24/2014) [-]
It's going to be absolute shite.
#23225 to #23220 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
the hand is too big for the sword. it's like if Shaq shot a free throw with a mini basketball. it would never be effective.
User avatar #23211 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I just got finished watching Gran Torino, any movies like that with the sort of good then sad feeling thing, you know what I'm talking about.
#23226 to #23211 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
the amazing spiderman 2
User avatar #23221 to #23211 - eight (06/23/2014) [-]
Pay it Forward
The Impossible
The Green Mile
Seven Pounds
The Bucket List
Glory
User avatar #23213 to #23211 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
films*
User avatar #23241 to #23213 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Sorry. What exactly is the difference?
User avatar #23244 to #23241 - pmilooo (06/23/2014) [-]
difference between what?
User avatar #23246 to #23244 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
The way you put *films made me think you were correcting something in my sentence, so I presumed you were correcting the word 'movies'. I might have been mistaken?
User avatar #23253 to #23246 - pmilooo (06/24/2014) [-]
No, I was correcting myself I said "Million dollar baby which is another one of Clint Eastwoods film and the wrestler both very good." meant to say Clint Eastwoods films.
User avatar #23256 to #23253 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood you. I feel a bit dumb now.
User avatar #23212 to #23211 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
Million dollar baby which is another one of Clint Eastwoods film and the wrestler both very good.
User avatar #23210 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2014) [-]
I need good stand up comedians to listen to while doing stuff. I already listen to:
Dave Chappelle (the best)
George Carlin
Aziz Anzari
Donald Glover
Jim Carrey
Ricky Gervais
Seinfeld
Stephen Merchant

it's become a bit of a hobby it seems. Anyone got anything else?
User avatar #23240 to #23210 - theassmancometh (06/23/2014) [-]
Bill hicks
Dave Attell
Mitch Hedberg
Steve Martin
Brian Regan
User avatar #23236 to #23210 - loveyameanish (06/23/2014) [-]
I like Michael McIntyre.
User avatar #23234 to #23210 - maddboiy (06/23/2014) [-]
Lee Evans, holy shit some of his stuff is amazing, watch Roadrunner
User avatar #23224 to #23210 - aamann ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Louis CK
User avatar #23233 to #23224 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah he's fun, i think i ran out of standup for him
User avatar #23222 to #23210 - eight (06/23/2014) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried

He's seriously hilarious in a morbid kind of way. Listen to his roasts on youtube.
User avatar #23219 to #23210 - teoyeezy (06/23/2014) [-]
hannibal buress and bill burr
User avatar #23214 to #23210 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
Bill Hicks is nice listening too
User avatar #23208 - TexMex (06/22/2014) [-]
Need a tv show to watch. Something "real" and makes you want to keep watching from one episode to another. Not anything dark like Dexter or anything fantasy like Game of Thrones.
#23227 to #23208 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
burn notice
User avatar #23223 to #23208 - eight (06/23/2014) [-]
Fringe (for a sci-fi this actually takes a very believable approach)
Homeland
Jericho
Rome
Spartacus (exaggerated reality, yes, but based on a real story. Get past first 3 awful episodes and the other 36 episodes are gold. This includes prequel season.)
Shameless
True Detective (probably your best bet for realism)
Vikings


User avatar #23215 to #23208 - pmilooo (06/22/2014) [-]
the Wire, the shield, Oz.
User avatar #23209 to #23208 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2014) [-]
mildred pierce
User avatar #23201 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I finally got around to watching Samurai Jack, since I never did as a kid.

This is fucking amazing.
#23228 to #23201 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
good animation
User avatar #23198 - froggen (06/22/2014) [-]
Niggas, i need help here. I want to watch a scary movie, but i cant find any good. when i say scary, i mean 1-week-with-every-light-on-scary, not paranormal activity bullshit.
So if anyone of you assholes know a good movie, please, post it here
peace
#23229 to #23198 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/23/2014) [-]
the strangers
User avatar #23207 to #23198 - jxj (06/22/2014) [-]
watch anything to do with Japan.
User avatar #23204 to #23198 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
There are none, [rec] was pretty scary to me. Play amnesia if you want 1 with every light on.
#23195 - thedutchs (06/22/2014) [-]
ITT: We tell someone about the film we watched last and we suggest each other films based on what someone watched last.

Example:
>You watched Iron Monkey
>I assume you like older Kung Fu movies
>You should watch Drunken Master

To start off, I watched Conan the Barbarian yesterday
User avatar #23200 to #23195 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
World War Z for me.

Watch the remake of Conan.
User avatar #23203 to #23200 - thedutchs (06/22/2014) [-]
I see you like zombies. I would recommend Dead Snow
#23197 to #23195 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/22/2014) [-]
godzilla last for me. but didnt like it

Masters of the universe
conanthe destroyer
bloodsport
big trouble in little china
beowolf
chronicles of riddick
the condemned
army of darkness (has the same basic poster)
red sonya
the last samurai
pitch black
User avatar #23199 to #23197 - thedutchs (06/22/2014) [-]
I fucking loved bloodsport and army of darkness.

Think I'll look at big trouble in little china
#23192 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/22/2014) [-]
which movie did leo deserve the oscar for?
which movie did leo deserve the oscar for?
User avatar #23205 to #23192 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
departed?
#23218 to #23205 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/22/2014) [-]
it was a trick question. he didnt deserve a oscar. which is why he never won
User avatar #23194 to #23192 - maddboiy (06/22/2014) [-]
Wolf of Wall Street, god damn he was good in that
#23196 to #23194 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/22/2014) [-]
didnt know fucking on some money was oscar wothy. but didnt jonah hill win for showing his penis?
User avatar #23181 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
shrek's on cartoon network.
#23183 to #23181 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
you're mom's on ppv porn channel 502 Chicks in Charge: All Girl for $9.99
User avatar #23184 to #23183 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
why would you watch that, man, she's a landwhale...
#23176 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK IT IS HAPPENING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING. IT'S HERE. IT'S HERE IT'S HAPPENING!!!!   
   
   
 io9.com/gokus-a-god-in-the-first-english-trailer-for-the-new-dr-1593736523
Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods - Theatrical Trailer
HOLY FUCK IT IS HAPPENING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING. IT'S HERE. IT'S HERE IT'S HAPPENING!!!!


io9.com/gokus-a-god-in-the-first-english-trailer-for-the-new-dr-1593736523
#23170 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
keeping in mind most of those people are women talking. and women will piss you off when they talk. but the list is solid

www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/21/disappointing-series-finales_n_5514671.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592




User avatar #23169 - themastertroller (06/21/2014) [-]
ive just started watching naruto shippuden, on episode 4. any tips or thoughts?
User avatar #23187 to #23169 - zazonion (06/21/2014) [-]
Stop watching right now and save yourself.
#23171 to #23169 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
take breaks every now and then. if you stream it all at once you gonna miss a lot
User avatar #23182 to #23171 - themastertroller (06/21/2014) [-]
now on episode 10. looks like deidara is my all time favorite so far
#23173 to #23168 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
this is now a littlefinger thread
#23174 to #23173 - dehumanizer (06/21/2014) [-]
You're a big guy.
#23177 to #23174 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
lord bane-lish? of the vale?
#23193 to #23179 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
THIS CANT BE HAPPENNG, IM IN CHARGE HERE!
#23164 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
godzilla is a thumbs down for me. if that piece of garbage is considered a good movie

then i want a movie based around the Gagagio cards in yugioh. where he starts out like a pokemon type thing. befriends a captain in a army. they fight evil together. then he goes evil looking for more power. that would be a way better story than that shitty godzilla movie

wooowwww im sure everyone played over 20 bucks in just tickets not counting food just to watch his fucking back spikes float across the damn water. man that movie sucked im pissed
User avatar #23167 to #23164 - thegrohltroll (06/21/2014) [-]
What's fucked up is that overall, godzilla was only shown for 15 mins or so. He hot his ass kicked by the moster who would've killed him if it wasn't for the human endangering the nest and after every fight Godzilla kept fainting like a bitch. Not yo mention that we only got to see one and a half fights between monsters.
3/10 movie.
#23180 to #23167 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
it was just so meh.
User avatar #23166 to #23164 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2014) [-]
all you saw in godzilla was spikes in the water? did you have diarrhea for the first two hours or what?
#23165 to #23164 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/21/2014) [-]
just in case people wanted to see the begginning of gogiga gagagigo
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