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#138 - darthtomale ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
can we please not have a repeat of faggots complaining as much about this book as they STILL DO ABOUT TWILIGHT. its old. its ****** . got it. move on with funny content.
User avatar #137 - xemobvbfanx (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh god...
I went to Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago and my mom had said she wanted to get that book because a bunch of people were saying it was good.
I thought 'Oh that's all fine and good, there'll be a censored sex scene like in Twilight, no big deal.'
Now all these posts about the extent of everything that happens in the book... I don't think I can look at my mom anymore... Goddamnit all.
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#134 - jjohnsonncc (07/18/2012) [-]
>Sex in a magazine, porno
>Sex in a book, romance story
#150 to #134 - saxophan (07/18/2012) [-]
Sorry, I just wanted to post this cause it makes me snicker every time. It's not really related.
User avatar #133 - JENNAY (07/18/2012) [-]
Well, to be fair, she's not openly fapping/schlicking to other people
User avatar #143 to #133 - gmarrox (07/18/2012) [-]
We don't know that for sure.
#127 - eternalcorn (07/18/2012) [-]
mfw I see 50 shades of grey on my grandma's endtable
mfw I see 50 shades of grey on my grandma's endtable
#162 to #127 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
MFW i find it in my mom bathroom...next to the tub...kill mee
User avatar #136 to #127 - bulbakip (07/18/2012) [-]
That makes me moist.jpg (somebody else can post the pic, im lazy as **** )
User avatar #139 to #136 - DoctorDinosaur (07/18/2012) [-]
Normally I would be the guy to post it, but I don't want to look for the gif.
User avatar #124 - lumahh (07/18/2012) [-]
I read the first one and started the second one, but never finished.
That book is plain awful.
The sex parts are alright at best, but all the writing in between? That **** is ******* horrible.
It's like reading Twilight.
User avatar #126 to #124 - thebilliam (07/18/2012) [-]
So it has the standards of most online porn videos
User avatar #163 to #126 - lumahh (07/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 - whatisop (07/18/2012) [-]
buying this
User avatar #120 - MadCapper (07/18/2012) [-]
You know I've had this explained to me by a very credible source, My mother. That the reason girls will read smutty novels instead of watching porn is because they can imagine everything they way they please instead of watching a bald, chicken legged, badly tattooed, floppy tallywhacker'd, nitwit drilling screaming banshee whores...
Just saying...
Although I read the first book and thought it was horrible, much better smut with a plot to be had out there.
User avatar #159 to #120 - ninjaspartan (07/18/2012) [-]
That's a pretty reasonable explanation. Why don't women just say that instead of telling us ******** like its romantic? Women logic.
User avatar #117 - theaddviser ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
you should have recorded her the play it back so she could hear how ****** her logic is.
User avatar #119 to #117 - theaddviser ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #116 - Crusader (07/18/2012) [-]
Of course they fall in love
She lets him **** her whenever he wants
And he pays her
It's the perfect relationship
User avatar #114 - crackpuff (07/18/2012) [-]
Do want that book xD
#113 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
"The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon". The piece featured characters named after Stephenie Meyer's characters in Twilight, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. After comments concerning the sexual nature of the material, James removed the story from the fan-fiction websites and published it on her own website, FiftyShades.com. Later she rewrote Master of the Universe as an original piece, with the principal characters renamed Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele and removed it from her website prior to publication."

User avatar #125 to #113 - lumahh (07/18/2012) [-]
That explains why the writing is so similar to Twilight's.
#109 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm a girl and I would never read that piece of **** . I like to read actual good books and if I want to get horny I'll watch porn. Or if I wanted to read a porn novel I'd choose one that didn't start out as a ****** ass twilight fanfiction written by some illiterate ******* twilight fangirl.
User avatar #105 - Sammiches (07/18/2012) [-]
That book was a ****** twilight fanfiction, then the chick that wrote it changed the names and published it.
#102 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
You used "your" instead of "you're".
#101 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
This book was not that great. I read the entire trilogy and I was disappointed. At first the sex was hot, but then after reading it for a while you realize that the author wrote every sex scene basically the same way. The writing was also very immature. But I must say, it had a great plot with a lot of potential. Plus, did you all know that this book actually started out as Twilight fanfiction? Yeah. Think about that one.
User avatar #103 to #101 - carpenoctum (07/18/2012) [-]
*sigh* I always forget to log in.
#100 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
ever notice girl porn is often much worst then guy porn?
User avatar #97 - bitchimflawless (07/18/2012) [-]
My friend keeps telling me to read that book. What do you guys think?
User avatar #128 to #97 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Ive talked to about 4 chicks about this book and each told me to read it.

Not because they think it's fantastic writing, but because a lot of girls are into that sort of kinky semi-submissive type of **** and will love you forever if you can successfully do that to them. So the next time you lay a girl you actually know what to do.
User avatar #115 to #97 - joefishsticks (07/18/2012) [-]
Just watch porn
same experience, shorter time
#94 - juckinfunk (07/18/2012) [-]
**juckinfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Summer loving ** <------ This should probably be considered porn
User avatar #118 to #94 - Crusader (07/18/2012) [-]
Tell me more
Tell me more
Did she **** like a freak?
Tell me more
Tell me more
Did give one hell of a squeak?

I have seen the porn parody way too many times
User avatar #131 to #118 - Twikki (07/18/2012) [-]
......Links? For I am curious
User avatar #132 to #131 - Crusader (07/18/2012) [-]
I haven't watched it in a while and I deleted my history, I'm pretty sure you can find it if you just search Grease XX parody on google video
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