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#551 - ButtonFly
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Wow, a supportive religion post. Not only that but it's actually funny. This is rather refreshing.
#550 - colehaffner
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(07/17/2012) [-]
even though ive seen this before, and im an atheist, i like this enough to thumb up
#548 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/17/2012) [-]
"I am all-knowing and all powerful! I will walk on water to prove it!"   
"But oh, heavenly father, why not prove your all-powerful knowledge by teaching us medicine, and ways to keep our people healthy from future plagues?"   
"Bitch, STFU, I'm turning water to wine."
"I am all-knowing and all powerful! I will walk on water to prove it!"
"But oh, heavenly father, why not prove your all-powerful knowledge by teaching us medicine, and ways to keep our people healthy from future plagues?"
"Bitch, STFU, I'm turning water to wine."
#650 to #548 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
1. walking on water was a demonstration to the disciples to always keep your focus on
God, when the disciple walked on the water towards Jesus he looked around and began to sink- obvious metaphorical display, not narcissistic display of power.
2. I don't think any one ever asked Jesus for Medical Technology.
3. The story of turning water into wine is relevant in that it was the beginning of His announcements that He is the manifestation of God's Love. not a simple parlor trick as you have offhandedly "quoted" it.

It's funny to me that people like you can only make fun of scripture when misquoting it or taking it out of context.

#546 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
It's like with time-travellers changing the past. Who's to say that of all the things they tried, this isn't the best possible state Earth can be in, and if it weren't for them, it'd be even worse?
(Just to clarify, I DON'T necessarily believe in time-travellers)
#545 - gidmp
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Sometimes... i hate when people talk (both religious and atheist) as if they know God plan really well. (prepare umbrella for red thumbs...)
#538 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Wow, I'm not religious but that was very thought-provoking. Thanks.
#532 - shadowallyx
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(07/17/2012) [-]
a.....a.....a post about god...that isnt bashing religion...i love you! come over here!
a.....a.....a post about god...that isnt bashing religion...i love you! come over here!
#651 to #532 - brettyht
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(07/17/2012) [-]
please tell me this isn't Clannad. watching it right now and that looks far too much like the main guy
please tell me this isn't Clannad. watching it right now and that looks far too much like the main guy
#655 to #651 - shadowallyx
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(07/17/2012) [-]
i think....it is..
#622 to #532 - anonymouzx [OP]
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(07/17/2012) [-]
#618 to #532 - seggbekuki
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(07/17/2012) [-]
source?
source?
#644 to #618 - neverborn
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(07/17/2012) [-]
what is that from?
and why is that happening?
#661 to #644 - seggbekuki
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(07/17/2012) [-]
"Fate/Stay night" I guess
and I have no Idea. watch it and you'll find out
#666 to #661 - neverborn
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(07/17/2012) [-]
really!? Ilya, should have recognised her never saw that in Fate though
#673 to #666 - seggbekuki
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(07/17/2012) [-]
you probably missed an episode. go ahead and watch the whole anime again. it works when I do that
you probably missed an episode. go ahead and watch the whole anime again. it works when I do that
#675 to #673 - neverborn
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(07/17/2012) [-]
but, Ilya was alive and well at the end of the series...
#682 to #675 - seggbekuki
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(07/17/2012) [-]
dude shot his hand or something. dont look at me, im watching Shiki right now.
#688 to #682 - neverborn
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(07/17/2012) [-]
oooh, I'm yet to finish that. thanks for reminding me ^ ^
oooh, I'm yet to finish that. thanks for reminding me ^ ^
#695 to #688 - seggbekuki
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(07/17/2012) [-]
that's sum good ****, I tell ya what
#791 to #695 - kaguradragon
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(07/18/2012) [-]
oh god that one guy from shiki *shivers*
#531 - sidathon
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#530 - tanhal
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(07/17/2012) [-]
I saw*
#522 - Cainamogel
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(07/17/2012) [-]
#519 - TheCodFather
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(07/17/2012) [-]
>religion
#514 - shaunr
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(07/17/2012) [-]
**shaunr rolled a random image posted in comment #6924329 at FJ Pony Thread **

>majority of Funnyjunk is atheist
>See post appealing to religious people make front page
>mfw
#627 to #514 - ltpraptor
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(07/17/2012) [-]
You think most of Funnyjunk is Atheist because the religious ones don't shove it in our faces.
#581 to #514 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
I'd like to see your figures on that statistic.
#524 to #514 - jizzumz **User deleted account**
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#505 - socratic
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Psshhh jesus don't give a **** about us.
Psshhh jesus don't give a **** about us.
#549 to #505 - petal
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(07/17/2012) [-]
dat gif
#534 to #505 - furryflava
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#523 to #505 - gidmp
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(07/17/2012) [-]
That's what u think : )
#536 to #523 - socratic
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(07/17/2012) [-]
It's a joke
#537 to #536 - gidmp
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(07/17/2012) [-]
oh. ok then, sorry ;D
#497 - purealterego
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(07/17/2012) [-]
no one arguing about on athiests and christians??

WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY :D
#525 to #497 - gidmp
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Maybe you should not say that...
#528 to #525 - purealterego
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(07/17/2012) [-]
i guess i'll un-say it :D
#507 to #497 - freespeech
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#553 to #507 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Jesus existed. His miracles, and the existance of god is what's at question, not jesus himself.
#555 to #553 - freespeech
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#558 to #555 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Oh... yeah, I knew that... duh, who didn't....


This is exactly the type of ******** I have to put up with on A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS.
#564 to #558 - freespeech
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#567 to #564 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#510 to #507 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Shut up you ******* athiest. I hope you burn in hell!
#568 to #510 - freespeech
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#512 to #510 - freespeech
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#508 to #507 - purealterego
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(07/17/2012) [-]
AND THERE IT GOES....
AND THERE IT GOES....
#542 to #508 - anon
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(07/17/2012) [-]
lrn2irony
#492 - alphajunk
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Christian OC about God? finally on FRONTPAGE!? here comes a *********
Christian OC about God? finally on FRONTPAGE!? here comes a *********
#803 to #492 - anon
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(07/18/2012) [-]
The title clearly say's "one of the first things I seen on FJ" You Christians are stupid...
#751 to #492 - RandomAnonGuy
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(07/18/2012) [-]
"One of the first things I seen on FJ"
You really think it's OC?
#486 - shizzerkarot
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(07/17/2012) [-]
#484 - yojo ONLINE
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(07/17/2012) [-]
>omnipotent
>omniscient
>misses one
#502 to #484 - graphically
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(07/17/2012) [-]
>omnipotent
>omniscient
>creates Lucifer fully aware he will one day turn against him, and that he banish him to hell and leaves him alive to subsequently cause all forms of human suffering.
>all of my why
>because god feels he will not be worshiped enough if people know no pain, and that he can not judge and look down upon us for our misdeeds if we were never given the incentive to commit them.

******* dick.
#485 to #484 - Kibaxyru
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(07/17/2012) [-]
I miss you too
#480 - garentei
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(07/17/2012) [-]
#472 - kornadth
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(07/17/2012) [-]
**kornadth rolls 590** well then its time for satan
#473 to #472 - kornadth
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(07/17/2012) [-]
**kornadth rolls 62** 76 for satan
#475 to #473 - kornadth
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(07/17/2012) [-]
**kornadth rolls 95** damn you satan