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#21 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
i can't stand when people give me a shitty handshake
#20 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
One of my friends came over, and when he met my father they shook hands, after he left my dad called him a limp-wrist-faggot.
#18 - workermaster (07/17/2012) [-]
**workermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #6960741 at FJ Pony Thread ** the most manly thing op will ever do
#51 to #18 - rjgnal (07/17/2012) [-]
<- OP for the rest of the days
User avatar #12 - mrhazzy ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
...and to always shake with the Right hand... It's a shame because I'm a lefty, and nobody likes to shake with their left because, apparently you use your left hand to wipe your ass, OF COURSE I USE MY LEFT HAND, I'm LEFT HANDED DAMN IT!
#27 to #12 - meebert (07/17/2012) [-]
the right hand was used because it is the hand you typically use to stab people, it indicated you trust them, lefty's get to stab people.
User avatar #24 to #12 - fuzzyballs (07/17/2012) [-]
because everybody used their right hand for handshakes, they expect that you do too, why do you feel the need to act special?
User avatar #13 to #12 - kinglobster (07/17/2012) [-]
i wank with my right hand
i wipe with my right hand
i pick my nose with my right hand
i shake with my right hand
User avatar #15 to #13 - mrhazzy ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
all of the above but with left hand!

LEFTY POWER!!
#30 to #15 - leiito (07/17/2012) [-]
I seriously don't understand how lefties got their very own special college scholarship... just for being lefty.  (Irrelevant gif is irrelevant)
I seriously don't understand how lefties got their very own special college scholarship... just for being lefty. (Irrelevant gif is irrelevant)
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User avatar #37 to #28 - blackberryjack (07/17/2012) [-]
FUCKING SAVED! You, sir, made my day. lawl
#127 to #37 - triggathepirate (07/17/2012) [-]
lol are you using my saxton hale template as an avatar?
#204 to #127 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't think it was yours, specifically. Hell, I didn't even know who he was when I picked up the avatar. I can't recall where I acquired this particular image.
#205 to #204 - triggathepirate (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fuck you into a thousand fucking pieces you limp fucking bastard. May 300 lemon coated meth needles pierce your fucking skin.
I'm sorry. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fuck you into a thousand fucking pieces you limp fucking bastard. May 300 lemon coated meth needles pierce your fucking skin.
User avatar #208 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I did forget to mention. Have a good day, sir. I have enjoyed our little bout most thoroughly. Perhaps we can resume some other time?
#209 to #208 - triggathepirate (07/18/2012) [-]
I do have to apologize though, It's not you, it's me.. I have an acute problem with pictures like that.   
No clue what the PC term for the phobia is though.
I do have to apologize though, It's not you, it's me.. I have an acute problem with pictures like that.
No clue what the PC term for the phobia is though.
#211 to #209 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I hope you can find it within you to forgive me for wishing such heinous fates upon you, though only in the spirit of jest. This is a most regrettable misunderstanding. I accept your apology. No hard feelings, friend?
#207 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
May your penis be entrapped in a length of PVC lined with rusty fishhooks and jagged shards of metal. Finally, may you be dragged bodily over a slip-n-slide of glass shards, salt, and rubbing alcohol via powered winch attached to the previously mentioned apparatus.
#206 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Goodness gracious. Whatever did I do to warrant that sort of response? Never mind, fuck that, and fuck you. You, sir, are an ass. May extract of poison ivy find its way into your briefs. May coarse sand saturated with refined capsaicin be ever-present in the darkest crevasses of your person.
User avatar #137 to #127 - bloodyspy (07/17/2012) [-]
I think I'll just save this template and see if I ever will have use of it.
#7 - jokersaysamuseme (07/17/2012) [-]
We are Anonymous.
#11 to #7 - tenaciousjon (07/17/2012) [-]
No you're not.
#14 to #11 - jokersaysamuseme (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW people think I am ACTUALLY claiming to be Anonymous.

I was pointing out their faces looked like the Anon mask.
#47 to #14 - imadethistofap (07/17/2012) [-]
that is not a Guy Fawkes mask, (which is the origin of the anon mask) it is a drawing of Daniel Plainview from the moveo There Will Be Blood.
#35 to #14 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
But..but.. I AM Anonymous..

Your argument is quite invalid.
User avatar #31 to #14 - zzzbrabbitzzz (07/17/2012) [-]
you mean guy fawkes?
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#23 to #14 - deathbypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#50 to #39 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
yfw
#45 to #39 - selvest (07/17/2012) [-]
You didn't get the joke,did you ?
You didn't get the joke,did you ?
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#17 to #14 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - tenaciousjon (07/17/2012) [-]
Should of worded it better, then.
User avatar #6 - Joseph Stalin (07/17/2012) [-]
I know so many people who just pincer grip your hand to give a good first impression. So fucking annoying. I think everyone's heard about how a good firm handshake tells a lot about you by now.
User avatar #5 - wilddittoappears (07/17/2012) [-]
just looking at this picture makes me feel manly
#4 - wickys (07/17/2012) [-]
How to give a handshake like Stalin.
#3 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Because I...am a MAN!
#1 - shadowrated (07/17/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#10 to #1 - BraveSirRobin (07/17/2012) [-]
like this?
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#72 to #10 - lordcumalot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #174 to #72 - gingerfuntime (07/18/2012) [-]
Overused joke is overused
User avatar #92 to #72 - fuckgravity (07/17/2012) [-]
No.
#124 to #92 - arnoldbusk (07/17/2012) [-]
How do you how much hentai he has watched?
User avatar #210 to #124 - dapianoman (07/18/2012) [-]
He still hasn't seen enough.
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