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#43 - kanatana
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(07/15/2012) [-]
>Be me, 23, working at a university cafeteria's grill
>Rush week, students acting a fool all week
>One student is a complete asshole, drunk off his ass already
>Comes to me, tells me to cook him a fresh burger
>Slap that frozen meat puck on the grill, cook it like regular. Turn around, back to grill and chill, don't have anything else to do.
>Feel an epic fart coming; I know it's not a deuce, just massive gas
>MFW.jpeg it's a silent killer. I fart for at least six or seven seconds on that burger before I turn around and flip it over
>Give the guy the burger, then hurry and decontaminate the flat-top before anything else
>He never knew
#39 - The Captain ONLINE
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(07/15/2012) [-]
#38 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Then one day you **** your pants
#37 - Nomelicious
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#32 - herrdouchebag
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(07/15/2012) [-]
>Can't remember how to text post
>Text option is right above picture option

wut.
#31 - phifedawg
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(07/15/2012) [-]
******* LOL
#28 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Dust Crop... Still waiting.
#27 - hadzibg
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(07/15/2012) [-]
**hadzibg rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at I think we need a House channel **   
   
Yfw
**hadzibg rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at I think we need a House channel **

Yfw
#20 - rollcore
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(07/15/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #113 at In A Perfect World **
#40 to #20 - sidathon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I see the black guy is busy stealing a bike...
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#17 - broorb
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And to top it off, you're fabulously healthy!
#13 - onkii
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(07/15/2012) [-]
i actually believe this one
#12 - excallibur **User deleted account**
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#11 - socratic
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(07/15/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#8 - dachief
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I applaud you, good sir.
#6 - splinfinity
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Thank you, for finally making me laugh at a "dirty-secrets" post. It's worth has been slightly redeemed.
Thank you, for finally making me laugh at a "dirty-secrets" post. It's worth has been slightly redeemed.
#30 to #6 - chainmaid
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(07/15/2012) [-]
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#10 to #6 - yumeakumu
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#15 to #10 - yaarun
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#5 - lonerider
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Relevant.
Relevant.
#7 to #5 - splinfinity
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Relevant to post and comment
Relevant to post and comment
#16 to #7 - yaarun
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#29 to #16 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Oh god, YES! lol.
#4 - hoban
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(07/14/2012) [-]
You sir.............just you................after working in a bar for about 2 years before i moved i applaud you. These cunts are the worse you can get in on a night.