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#737 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
>gold and silver
>ah finally I was wonde...
>listen if its about battletoads I've had enough
>ummm... Wondering if you had golf clubs in stock?
>thank god.. yes sir were you interested in buying a set or individually?
>an individually 9 iron.
>yes actually we have a few sir.
>but I was looking for a particular one signed by tiger.. tiger..
>tiger woods?
>no no i think his last name was... BATTLETOADS!!
>GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT I ACTUALLY HAD A SAL..
>*click
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#732 - thesnozeberries has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #745 to #732 - ReturnDarkKnight (07/14/2012) [-]
Read the first comment on the thread.
#730 - imendiaburzum (07/14/2012) [-]
i was on this thread last nigth
it was some really good **** ,
check the pawn stars FB fanpage and get some lulz
+1
#726 - ojamaobama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#725 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 444**
#818 to #725 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
**** , forgot to log in. (Not really)
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#761 to #725 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #734 to #725 - drainbamage ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
too bad you're an anon
#729 to #725 - natethelion (07/14/2012) [-]
The awesome moment youre showing your friend how to roll numbers and you get your first trips.
That ironic moment you didnt log in to do so.
User avatar #741 to #729 - tehkudasai (07/14/2012) [-]
**tehkudasai rolls 943** I'll save you!
#759 to #741 - natethelion (07/14/2012) [-]
**natethelion rolls 715** Thanks for trying!!!
User avatar #778 to #759 - MotokoKatachiRox (07/14/2012) [-]
**MotokoKatachiRox rolls 851**
penis.
#800 to #778 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13** watch another anon get it :P
#971 to #800 - natethelion (07/15/2012) [-]
**natethelion rolls 909** one last shot at redemption
User avatar #973 to #972 - MotokoKatachiRox (07/15/2012) [-]
**MotokoKatachiRox rolls 363** I THINK YOU'RE ADORKABLE.
#974 to #973 - natethelion (07/15/2012) [-]
**natethelion rolls 702** well thankyou!
#724 - noodlechief (07/14/2012) [-]
**noodlechief rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at True story. ** ******* <
User avatar #720 - fucktheniggers (07/14/2012) [-]
>gold and silver
>hi, its two am, and battletoads, bitch!!
>oh my ******* god.... *click*
#728 to #720 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
what number did u use? its all dead when i call and it just beeps.
User avatar #731 to #728 - fucktheniggers (07/14/2012) [-]
www.yelp.com/biz/gold-and-silver-pawn-shop-las-vegas

this i may have gotten the last laugh here though =p
#736 to #731 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
it just beeps though, it doesnt have a dial
User avatar #739 to #736 - fucktheniggers (07/14/2012) [-]
i do apologize, it isnt working for me anymore
#717 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3902538/Fireworks/
please stop this unfunny content
#716 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
Ok so the hotline is all clogged up so I say we prank call this random pizza hut in LA, 3237334000
User avatar #723 to #716 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Calling pizza hut: girl picks up

Girl: Hi welcome to piz...
Me:Yea can i have some battletoad pizza?
Girl:We were warned by the LA police that random people are calling places asking for battle toads, please be serious.
Me:Yea I want battletoad pizza, it says clearly right here in this add that you guys have.
Girl:Ok **** you
Me:Escuse me mam, may I speak to your manager?
Girl:Go to hell.

Dam bitch had her period
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User avatar #751 to #735 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
YES!
#727 to #723 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
Lol when I called this was our convo

Girl:Welcome to pizza hut
me:ummm i want some battle
Girl:What?
me:toad pizza
girl:Please refer where you got this inquire from
me:Battletoad island
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User avatar #752 to #740 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Keep calling, we are trolling her hard lmfao
#715 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
HEY GUISE.   
   
One request:   
   
Everyone doing this right now, post what happened in the comments.   
SO WE CAN HAVE ALL THE FUNNIES!!!!
HEY GUISE.

One request:

Everyone doing this right now, post what happened in the comments.
SO WE CAN HAVE ALL THE FUNNIES!!!!
User avatar #721 to #715 - bonjangles (07/14/2012) [-]
Alex?

Holy **** you finally made an account?
#733 to #721 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Damnit. I'm compromised.    
   
RUN AWAY!!!
Damnit. I'm compromised.

RUN AWAY!!!
User avatar #714 - chaosandmadness (07/14/2012) [-]
alright, I what to prank call someone, I've tried gold and silver many times, I need a diferent victim
User avatar #719 to #714 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Crisis Hotline (Formerly, the "9-Line"), I used to do it when I was little.

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FJ Blocks phone numbers. Did that just incase it somehow blocked it.
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#713 - youngbeezy has deleted their comment [-]
#711 - hunnyshuckumms (07/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #709 - smackledorf (07/14/2012) [-]
Does anyone else remember when they did this way back to I think Pizza Hut because a /b/tard got fired? I've been looking for that post everywhere.
User avatar #710 to #709 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Good times... Good times.
User avatar #707 - fitchy (07/14/2012) [-]
**fitchy rolls 6,135** quads must be paid
#706 - kranske ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA    
   
   
for the first time in i dont know how long i actulally laughed out loud   
   
   
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for the first time in i dont know how long i actulally laughed out loud


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User avatar #704 - roll (07/14/2012) [-]
Moar!
#701 - wheredawhitewomen (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh goddamnit, yes...
+1
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