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#878 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
Called and asked for a battletoad danish...

he was like "we dont sell those"
e.e
User avatar #876 - boogihead ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
Can someone call them and ask them if they have the SNES game U.N Squadron in it's original box?

I need to buy one.

And then you can do what you want.
User avatar #869 - IsaacH (07/14/2012) [-]
Saw this thread last night, a lot of people claiming that it was bullshit and that they were summerfags, still hilarious though.
User avatar #868 - xSASSITx (07/14/2012) [-]
Wow....Just started playing BattleToads recently....one of the games I could never beat.
User avatar #867 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Every Funnyjunker call 3236512030 me and 5 other friends are trolling them as we speak. The guy is as mad as it can get, its a 24/7 jewish deli. Ask for a battletoad bagel or danish, gets him pissed everytime.

Convo:

Guy;Hey welcome to cantar deli
me:you guys have pizza?
guy;No pizza
me:danish?
guy;Yes we have danish
me;Battle toad danish
guy;Go fuck a battle toad
click
User avatar #940 to #867 - coledu (07/14/2012) [-]
when they answer they just put the phone down lol
User avatar #941 to #940 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
yea we trolled them out, everyone is on this now. its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty fucking mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the fuck is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy;fuck you honky
click
User avatar #863 - Sicsin (07/14/2012) [-]
"Gold and silver"
"Hey, I'm looking for this really rare record. It was made by some old, unsigned band."
"What's the name of the record?"
"Oh, it's their debut album, self-titled. It's called The Battletoads."
"Sounds like a really shitty band."
*click*
#850 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
Can anyone give me the number?
#865 to #850 - trollnoscopy (07/14/2012) [-]
second post in the pic
User avatar #844 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
ALL FUNNYJUNKERS PRANK THIS PAPA JOHNS IN LA, the # is 2137435999
This girl is mad pissed, just add battle toads into the context.

CONVO:

Girl;welcome to papa johns
me:Can I have battle toad pizza
girl:Come on, please fucking stop
me;its on the advertisment
girl:what advertisement?
me;The battle toad one
click
#874 to #844 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
It's now a guy talking

Hello, welcome to papa johns, we are closed but is there anything I can help you with
Yes, do you guys deliver to church?
look, we arent delivering right now, we have to clean and blah blah blah (couldn't hear what he was saying) but is their anything right now we can help you with?
Oh, I reccomend battletoads scented pine-sol
click
User avatar #866 to #844 - boogihead ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
It's nice to have a laugh, but don't overkill.
Why not play some vidya games?
Maybe some BATTLETOADS!
#862 to #844 - salmonofdoubt (07/14/2012) [-]
How about we don't try to directly copy 4chan.
#857 to #844 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
called again

Hello welcome to papa johns
Hey, I was wondering do you guys have cheese sticks?
yes
Ok. and do those come with battletoads?
click
User avatar #871 to #857 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
I found the best place to troll. Its a 24/7 deli and the guys a dick head. Me and 5 other friends are asking for battletoad bagels and danishes, it gets him soo pissed. His # is 3236512030
User avatar #855 to #844 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
>Welcome to Papa John's
>High I found a flyer of yours on the highway while I was driving, I'm just looking for directions to a cheap hotel to spend the night
>huh?
>I'm new in town you see, I need some help getting around
>Why not just call an information center
>Because I'd rather receive help from a lovely lady like yourself
>Oh...thank you sir that made my night
>No problem, any recommendations?
>There's a motel just off of exit derp
>Oh thank you do you know if they have free battletoads there?
>click
User avatar #873 to #855 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LOL call this number 3236512030

Bottom line:Me and 5 friends called this guy and hes a dick. Ask for a pizza and when he says he doesnt have the pizza ask him for the battle toad danish. It fucks with his head LMFAO

its a 24/7 deli
User avatar #888 to #873 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
>Cantar Deli
>Hi do you have pizza?
>No the place across the street does though
>Oh I have another question
>I have to put you on hold I have another call coming in
>On hold for 2 minutes
>Ok sorry sir, we've been getting prank called all night
>Man that sucks, fuckin kids suck huh?
>Yeah they really do, just wasting my time.
>Quite, I have a son who used to do prank calls like that, and I just grounded him every time he did it to teach him a lesson about wasting fine working peoples' time.
>haha okay what was your question?
>Do you have minced battletoads?
>FUCK YOU
>that's not a very kosher thing to say-
>click
User avatar #956 to #888 - whitenail (07/14/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
#909 to #888 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
2147179300 do it now. all night walgreenrs. ask for battletoadidice vacine
User avatar #897 to #888 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA 'MINCED BATTLETOADS' 'NOT A VERY KOSHER THING TO SAY' OMFG u sir have made my whole night!
User avatar #872 to #855 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
Just got my 10 year old sister to call, told her to do it in her sweetest voice possible

- girl answers-
>Welcome to Pizza hut
>HI
>?
>My big brother said I could order any kind of Pizza I wanted :D
>Well sweetheart, what kind of pizza would you like?
>I don't know......
>Well what do you like?
>Pepperoni!
>Ok anything else?
>LOTS of cheese :D
>Alright sweetie can you get your brother's phone number so we can call you to pick it up?
> *** *** *****
>Anything else?
>Can I get a friend order of Battletoads on the side?
>click

Keep in mind she did this in her sweetest, 10 year old voice ever.

I about pissed myself
#853 to #844 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
Welcom to papa johns
Yes hello, do you do take out right now
The store is closed
Ok then, but for tomarrow, can I see if my adress is in your delevery range?
yes, go ahead
289 battletoads street
click
#840 - buckyforever ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
I could never beat that fucking game........
User avatar #833 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
OPERATION PIZZA HUT LA WAS A SUCCESS. We got a recorded 60+ calls into this random pizza hut and trolled this girl so bad she quit her job. Now were on to 'OPERATION PAPA JOHN' and were trolling a random Papa John's in LA. The # is 2137435999

ALSO MAKE SURE TO USE BATTLETOADS IN THE CONTEXT IN EACH CALL MADE.
User avatar #860 to #833 - tenminutevision (07/14/2012) [-]
>Thank you for calling Papa Johns. We are closed.
>I'm sorry?
>We closed the store.
>You don't sell Battletoads?
>We closed.
>No Battletoads?
>Click
#846 to #833 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
doin it right now
#843 to #833 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
That bitch said the shit was closed already .....!
User avatar #847 to #843 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
shes lying, shes just pissed.
#895 to #847 - justsix (07/14/2012) [-]
you guys are retarded.
User avatar #899 to #895 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
3236512030 call this deli fag
#832 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
this is some losers home number prank call this # for some lols
#830 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
Called Pizza Hut, girl answered. Feelsbadman.jpg

>Thank you for choosing Pizza hut...
>Hey I need a delivery
>Whats your phone number...
>xxxxxxxxxx
>Ok and the address...
> 145 South BattleToads Lane
>click...
User avatar #827 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
I am a newfag to this. Can someone explain the whole Battletoads business to me? Will reward with desktop backgrounds.
#842 to #827 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
A thread on /b/ where everybody called this one pizza place asking for battletoads.
#849 to #842 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
Thank you. Here's one desktop background, as promised.
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User avatar #837 to #827 - xjessicaxrabbitx (07/14/2012) [-]
It's a game with aggressive amphibians.
#852 to #837 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
Much obliged. Reward as promised.
User avatar #851 to #837 - xjessicaxrabbitx (07/14/2012) [-]
To actually answer your questions (I'm afraid I hit submit too early), Battletoads is a game that 4chan trolled Gamestop with requests for. It used to be just a response for one someone posted a screenshot from a game, but ever since the prank calls it's just something hilarious to call and ask for.
#854 to #851 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh. Very well, have another.
User avatar #856 to #854 - xjessicaxrabbitx (07/14/2012) [-]
Why thank you, kind sir.
#859 to #856 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
I can keep doing this all night long.
User avatar #870 to #859 - thatniggatyrell (07/14/2012) [-]
Do you have any desktop backgrounds of cats?
User avatar #875 to #870 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
No, sadly. Thou hast defeated me!
User avatar #880 to #875 - thatniggatyrell (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh well it's alright, man. What else do you have?
#951 to #880 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
Warhammer 40,000, random grimdark stuff, purty things, space, pokemon, star wars, the muppets, something about 'fuck the revolution bring on the apocalypse'... Why do you ask?

Pic Related, points to you if you guess it
User avatar #952 to #951 - thatniggatyrell (07/14/2012) [-]
Well, do you have any desktop backgrounds with some, oh you know, battletoads?
#953 to #952 - redguardsman (07/14/2012) [-]
Honestly? No. I barely know what that game is. And I see what you did there, you glorious bastard.
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User avatar #815 - knifeyoass ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
that cop one was hilarious
#814 - HomerSimpson (07/14/2012) [-]
>Their facebook page right now
User avatar #825 to #814 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
How do you find this page?
User avatar #810 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
ALL FUNNYJUNKERS, call this random pizza hut in LA cause this bitch is fucking pissed off. Do your worse FJ, couple more prank calls and shes on the verge of quiting her job. We got like 35+ calls in already, the number is 3237334000

Last convo with her:

Girl;Welcome to pizza hut
me:Yes can i have cheese sticks
girl:I assume your gonna say you want battle toads with it
me:huh?
girl:Oh sorry sir, a bunch of kids have been calling in
me:can i have battle toads with it?
click
#894 to #810 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
some dude picked up
me:yes i would like 2 medium battletoads
him:what?
me:two medium pizzas.
him: oh sorry
me: also i would like a large battletoad
him: the fuck did u say
me: chill man, coke i said coke
him: address?
me:ya, 13 battle toad road, its off fuck you avenue
User avatar #822 to #810 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
She just asked me politely to stop calling them.

"I'm glad you are staying positive, because you're in for a terrible night"
>click
User avatar #841 to #822 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Call this # 2137435999 its a random papa johns in LA
User avatar #817 to #810 - nilyshia (07/14/2012) [-]
we've done it about 6 other times. some Mexican's answering phones now lolzz
User avatar #838 to #817 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
I meant 2137435999
User avatar #836 to #817 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
new prank now, were pranking a papa johns in LA the number is 213435999
User avatar #820 to #817 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Yeah I heard some, like, Indian woman.
User avatar #839 to #820 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
nvm the number is 2137435999 this is a papa johns in LA
User avatar #819 to #817 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LOL she must of quit her job now lmfao. Lets troll the mexican by saying a bunch of random spanish words and then adding battle toads randomly into the context LOL
User avatar #877 to #819 - yumchicken (07/14/2012) [-]
xxane im calling the mexican guy right now, lol heres how our conversation went:
M = me / P = pizza hut guy

M: Hi, I want to know if you guys serve at parties, or cater to events?
P: Look, you've already used this fucking joke, fuck off you asshole bitch.
*Hangs Up*
Calling Again
P: Look kid stop calling okay? It's getting annoying as hell right now.
M: Excuse me, but I have on fucking idea what the hell you're talking about, I am planning a god damn party for my sisters sweet 16, I want your name, and I also want to speak with the manager on hand.
P: Oh I am very sorry sir, some kids have been prank phone calling us, I assumed you were apart of that crap. I am very sorry.
*Actually gets manager*
Mnger: Hello? I heard what happened and we are truly sorry for the wrong accusation, you must understand kids have been constantly calling us and pranking us. Now how may I help you sir?
M: Well, I'm planning a sweet 16 party for my sister, and the theme is Battletoads, you have any specialty pizza that will suit up to the party?
Mnger: Kid, If I ever find you, I'll rip your neck out you inconsiderate little fuck.
*Hangs Up*
**Calling again*
P: Yes, you've reached Pizza Hut how may I...
M: *Interrups* BATTLETOADS YOU BEENER FAGGOT!
P: Fuck You *hangs up*

hahahah so funny man best prank call i have ever experienced, lets keep calling them
User avatar #891 to #877 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LMFAO!!! I love you sir... Please join me and prank calling our next victim at cantar 24/7 deli, his number is 3236512030
User avatar #896 to #891 - yumchicken (07/14/2012) [-]
yea totally dude, add me as a friend
User avatar #824 to #819 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Just go on Google Translator, type in a sentence in Spanish, and then just add in, "Battletoads" and translate it to Spanish. Then turn your volume all the way up, put the phone next to your speakers, and press the "Listen" button.
User avatar #893 to #824 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Bro were onto a new 24/7 deli and the guy is a dick, its well worth the prank calll. His # is 3236512030
User avatar #835 to #824 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
new prank now, were pranking a papa johns in LA the number is 213435999
#823 to #819 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
Pizzahut
Um yea Im looking for a large battletoads pizza
Click
#809 - reptaur (07/14/2012) [-]
**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at meanwhile, on funnyjunk ** gold and silver's face when
#808 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
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