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User avatar #929 - derpyisditzy (07/14/2012) [-]
was in there yesterday and got bored, honestly FJ used too be good this is why i normally go on 4chan, everytime i go back on here i remember why i dont go on here anymore
#959 to #929 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
Piece of **** .
+27
#944 to #929 - sickpup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #930 to #929 - derpyisditzy (07/14/2012) [-]
inb4 gtfo fag, your lying
#957 to #930 - trollmetoday ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #927 - johnalexx (07/14/2012) [-]
This is gold xD
User avatar #926 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LAST PRANK FOR THE NIGHT: Its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
#938 to #926 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
guy:711
me: ya can i get sum there mountain dew and sum chewan tabbaca
sir: **** your red neck hick
me:i just want me some battletoad tacos
guy: *****************************
click
#925 - ishouldplayzelda (07/14/2012) [-]
FJ you do not disappoint for long. last day or so completely full of that secrets **** . i didn't laugh at a single post most of today. i'm about to give up on FJ forever. i come back after a game of space station 13 and the front page is full of normal content. thank god. this is the first post i come to and i laugh more than anything i've seen on this site before. i love all of you ******* people
User avatar #939 to #925 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
to show ur appreciati0on please do this haha,Its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
#920 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
Well **** . The line is busy and the box is full...
#912 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
I am looking for an amphibian habitat.
Preferably with a miniature boxing ring and oversized boots in there.
User avatar #911 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
ANY FUNNYJUNKER WHO WANTS TO TROLL A DOUCHE 24/7 DELI, call this number 3236512030

Last Convo:
Guy;Welcome to cantar deli, if you say battletoads I swear...
me;Excuse me? I was looking to buy a tray of sammiches, do u have fresh meat?
guy;Oh sorry sir, kids are prank calling us recently and its annoying
me;oh i see what you are saying, my nephew sure is a battletoad
guy;excuse me sir?
me;I said my nephew sure is a bugger
guy;Yes i understand, so you want assorted sandwiches?
me;Yes, but my son is allergic to ham,beef, and chicken.
guy;so vegetable sandwiches?
me;no he likes battletoad sandwiches
guy;go **** your mother in hell
me;Once i get my battletoad sammiches
click
User avatar #965 to #911 - VVafflesForDarwin (07/14/2012) [-]
ME- hello do you have any marboro and is your mnt dew in stock?
them- maka doe way bung hello?
me- yes i would like that an a side of battletoads or the equivalent thanks
them- you donta speaky da chinese? *click*
#917 to #911 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
I keep calling and I swear I think they are just picking the phone up and setting it down because I can hear everything in the background, including more people calling, but I never get a person on the phone with me
User avatar #931 to #917 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LAST PRANK FOR THE NIGHT: Its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
User avatar #919 to #917 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
yea theyre dicks
#923 to #919 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
yea but I have never even said a word to them. I got some bakery, asked for cheese, and she was like "I'll transfer you to the deli" so after like 2 minutes of ringing they picked up and just slammed the phone 0.o
User avatar #934 to #923 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LAST PRANK FOR THE NIGHT: Its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
User avatar #908 - FoonyJoonk (07/14/2012) [-]
Guy: Gold and Silver Pawn.
Me: Yes I was calling to ask if you could give me an appraisal on a movie prop I have.
Guy: To be sure we usually have you come in for a hands on appraisal but what is the prop?
Me: I have the actual suit that Heath Ledger wore on the set of his 2008 Oscar Winning film, you know the movie that has a major following due to its gritty story and action. Yes. I have the suit he wore in the one and only...Battletoads.
Guy: Too bad Ledgers not alive to have you blow him, you asshat.
User avatar #935 to #908 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LAST PRANK FOR THE NIGHT: Its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
#964 to #935 - fiskars (07/14/2012) [-]
Shut the **** up.
#913 to #908 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
whats their #, me and some friends are about to hit em
User avatar #921 to #913 - Nimble (07/14/2012) [-]
Say hello I'm looking for a guitar then say a Gibson combat frog
User avatar #915 to #913 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
3236512030
#924 to #915 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
mcdonalds near me, 24 hour.
#928 to #924 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
# is
#906 - raexe (07/14/2012) [-]
****					 ITS LATE YOU GOTTA PRANK CALL IN NARNIA WITH YOU BANANA PHONE
**** ITS LATE YOU GOTTA PRANK CALL IN NARNIA WITH YOU BANANA PHONE
#904 - angelduciel (07/14/2012) [-]
They should totally make a channel for these kinda of pranks.
name it ************** (TM)
User avatar #903 - lordoxygen (07/14/2012) [-]
No **** , it took only few hours to erase all the dirty secrets ******** from frontpage, also new frontpage is ******* funny! *faith in FJ restored*
#902 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!
Call my job tomorrow!
7722884749
Between the hours of 2 and 11 PM EST!
Because **** my job!
WALMART WOOOOO!
Also, ask for Electronics, and then when transferred, start the conversation with funnyjunk!

User avatar #914 to #902 - boogihead (07/14/2012) [-]
I think I will do this. I don't live too far from Stuart.
#898 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
Call this diner, its open 24/7 and the lady is a real bitch remember to ask for battletoads XD
User avatar #937 to #898 - amonwashere (07/14/2012) [-]
A number might be helpful.
#892 - dexterslabs (07/14/2012) [-]
im suing funnyjunk and 4chan for rupturing my spleen, because this **** was to funny
User avatar #887 - dsendreturns (07/14/2012) [-]
Call our local Pizza Hut in Franklin Kentucky, open 24/7 (i know they're weird like that)
2707762178
#885 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
Quit kissing /b/'s ass
#883 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
Call our local Pizza Hut in Franklin Kentucky, open 24/7 (i know they're weird like that)
2707762178
#882 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2012) [-]
i would not mind a " ******************* " channel
User avatar #881 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
So me and 5 friends are prank calling this 24/7 deli and this guy is a dick on the line, we use the basic battletoad format everytime and he just keeps getting mad and more mad each time. ALL FUNNYJUNKERS are invited to join, the number is 3236512030

Last convo with him:

Guy;Welcome to cantar deli
me:Yes I want a pound of meat
guy;what kind of meat?
me:battle toad meat
guy; **** off
click
#945 to #881 - slaskepott (07/14/2012) [-]
which country?
User avatar #946 to #945 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
yea we trolled them out, everyone is on this now. its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty ******* mad, the number is 6046680531

convo:(redneck voice)

guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the **** is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy; **** you honky
click
#884 to #881 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
I trolled him hard

Guy;Welcome to cantar deli
me; do you guys have big meat?
guy;yes we have big selection of meat
me;Do you guys have other selections besides meat and beef
guy;We have chicken
me;ahh well i was looking for battletoad meat
guy;Suck a dick in hell
click
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