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#466 - originalknightmare has deleted their comment [-]
#558 to #466 - nickypickle (07/10/2012) [-]
4chan.   
You have no knowledge of it.   
						*******					 idiot.
4chan.
You have no knowledge of it.
******* idiot.
#463 - bighairybacon (07/10/2012) [-]
**bighairybacon rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at T-DOG **
#450 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
<Be 15   
<half black girl with nice ass   
<9\10   
<lives next to me   
<i peek out window because im a creep   
<sees her undress in her room   
<mfw when she didnt catch me
<Be 15
<half black girl with nice ass
<9\10
<lives next to me
<i peek out window because im a creep
<sees her undress in her room
<mfw when she didnt catch me
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#464 to #462 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #480 to #464 - zachisadept ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**zachisadept rolls 06** It'll decide the outcome of this roll.
#484 to #480 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 50**
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#449 - rainbowrollcake has deleted their comment [-]
#483 to #449 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Quite your thumbwhoring and start real whoring if you want dick so bad. You don't want that asian **** anyways. I can give you a nice thick slice of black dick in your ass you cunt!
User avatar #555 to #483 - tmbg (07/10/2012) [-]
so... uh... what did the original post say?
#560 to #555 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
How she wants to have sex but no one thinks she is hot... blah blah cry a river ******** . Then she said I'm bored some boys should talk to a girl.
User avatar #561 to #560 - tmbg (07/10/2012) [-]
well, that sounds a little whorish
User avatar #485 to #483 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Too bad I wouldn't want it either way. :3
#499 to #485 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
I am masturbating to your face and there is nothing you can do about it, bitch!
I am masturbating to your face and there is nothing you can do about it, bitch!
User avatar #504 to #499 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Okay :)
User avatar #473 to #449 - ViXi (07/10/2012) [-]
Do you actually have rainbow hair? Because I think guys would be scared of letting their parents see you.
#494 to #473 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Well actually, part of the reason guys won't have sex with you is because of your rainbow hair :P
#477 to #473 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
closer look i guess.
#487 to #477 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Me and my roommate (girl your age) both think you're freaking cute. Sucks you don't live in Texas. ;) (NPH guy down there btw, I really need to make a login.)
User avatar #476 to #473 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
I used to, but the blonde grew back in after a while.
User avatar #481 to #476 - ViXi (07/10/2012) [-]
I haven't been to Japan in a while but "unconventional" people are generally frowned upon. Its sad.
User avatar #474 to #473 - ViXi (07/10/2012) [-]
In japan I mean
#465 to #449 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I didn't get anything until I was 18 and out of highschool, things really start ramping up from there! :)
Don't worry, I didn't get anything until I was 18 and out of highschool, things really start ramping up from there! :)
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User avatar #455 to #449 - saintinel (07/10/2012) [-]
I'm in the same boat , 21 years old male , and still a virgin , oh well..
#454 to #449 - bigshaner (07/10/2012) [-]
Then we shall talk.
#448 - bateking (07/10/2012) [-]
&gt;Be 15, at school with 2nd girlfriend ever   
&gt;She's a 7/10   
&gt;Shy, finally convince her to make out all lunch   
&gt;Back room in the library, going at it heavy   
&gt;Fingering her, playing with milky white tit and making out   
&gt;lovingit.jpg   
&gt;Freshman history teacher walks in   
&gt;Name is Mr. Lord   
&gt;She broke up with me the next day   
&gt;The Lord ruined another good thing for me   
						****					 Everything!!!!
>Be 15, at school with 2nd girlfriend ever
>She's a 7/10
>Shy, finally convince her to make out all lunch
>Back room in the library, going at it heavy
>Fingering her, playing with milky white tit and making out
>lovingit.jpg
>Freshman history teacher walks in
>Name is Mr. Lord
>She broke up with me the next day
>The Lord ruined another good thing for me
**** Everything!!!!

#441 - playersbewarned ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
<be a year ago
<with this girl ive known for a while
< visiting her house while her parents make steak dinner
<long distance relationship so we don't ever really have physical contact
<we start to kiss and make out
<she gets on her knees and starts unbuttoning my pants
<ohgodyes.jpg
<her mom walks in mid sentience
<she stairs into my very soul to afraid to look at her daughter
<ask me how i want my meat cooked
< parents stared me down whole time during dinner
<never allowed back into their home
mfw
#440 - bayinetta (07/10/2012) [-]
Nice one broski.
Nice one broski.
User avatar #439 - traycepickering (07/10/2012) [-]
Arnie Palmie
#438 - cameronguy (07/10/2012) [-]
Greatest evar...
Greatest evar...
#432 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
> Be 14
> Be not reading any more of these unfunny stories
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#431 - ragged has deleted their comment [-]
#428 - theoriginalajax (07/10/2012) [-]
**theoriginalajax rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at FEBREEZE GRENADE (rp) ** mfw needs to go back to english class.
**theoriginalajax rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at FEBREEZE GRENADE (rp) ** mfw needs to go back to english class.
User avatar #468 to #428 - Xplode ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
English*
#469 to #468 - theoriginalajax (07/10/2012) [-]
**theoriginalajax rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at A Jimmy Timmy Classic ** mfw CLOSE ENOUGH
#426 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
> Be gay male age 17
> Alone with boyfriend
> We don't go past oral
> 45-60 minutes later
> Close to climax
> Awkward 69 position
> Spew load in his mouth
> He swallows
> Cum dribbles from his nose seconds later
> MFW I have no face
User avatar #424 - precision ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Best friend in the world
>IMO she was a 8/10
>In your guys she was prob a 2/10
>I have no standards
>Hang out with her at Relay for Life
>Overnight thing
>Go to the park make out for few minutes
>Earlier that day she got frosting on her cheek
>I licked it off
>Told me that turned her on
>She wanted me to finger her
>She also wanted to give me head
>There were kids around
>Didn't want kids lives to be ruined
>Denied it
>She admitted to me that she would've felt like a slut
>Saved her and her reputation
#434 to #427 - precision ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol
Lol
User avatar #479 to #434 - snoopyshouse (07/10/2012) [-]
dude that is the funniest gif ive ever had the pleasure of seeing. my next course of action will be similar to what the cat on this gif is doing
#421 - xMasterofpuppetsx (07/10/2012) [-]
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>Be in college
>Meet cute southern girl, named Jean
>We met in class, exchanged smiles, and eventually she added me on FB
>We chat occasionally, nothing serious
>One day, i come home to my dorm, and her and my roommate Billy are making out on my couch
> I am hurt, because cute girls rarely talk to me
>Months pass, and i have to see her making out with my roommate Billy.
>I am devastated
>One night, i come home after a long shift, and she is crying
>Apparently her grandmother died, and Billy went out to grab some beers
>I console her, she gets close and tells me she has always liked me
>Raging boner initiated
>We start kissing, she gets closer
>As soon as i start unbuttoning her shirt, her boyfriend walks in
>all i can say is
>"Billy, Jean is not my lover"
#459 to #421 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Dear god that was amazing, thumb for you sir
User avatar #417 - wetnoodle (07/10/2012) [-]
>be 15
>have jahovas witness
>be at jahovas witness gathering with brother
>be in nerdy religious kids house playing wii basketball
>see religious kids girl cousin
>start talking (let it be known that there were about 4 guys and 1 girl in this room, and jahovas witnesses are the worst people when it comes to fun)
>nerdy religious kid comes up with **** idea to go play basketball in his back yard
>girl says shed rather stay inside
>me (being the sneaky **** i am) say i would too
>they all go outside
>just me and this girl whos 16
>start having weird conversation
>me: "what do you feel like doing?"
User avatar #430 to #417 - wetnoodle (07/10/2012) [-]
have jahovas wintess *mom*

User avatar #418 to #417 - wetnoodle (07/10/2012) [-]
>her : "you know... adult things"
>me: "what kind of adult things
>girl grabs my hand and puts it on her inner thigh
>me: "are you sure"
>girl nods
>begin awesome fingering
>right before **** gets real nerdy kids little 6 year old brother starts crying and running up the stairs
>have **** fit and get up trying not to act suspicious
>kid walks in, crying and looking at me (he just got whooped by his dad for acting bad)
>realize i have giant raging titanic boner
>kid walks out
>me and girl get up and go outside
>never talk about it again face to face...
boss
#413 - handyofdoom (07/10/2012) [-]
&gt;be me   
&gt;talking to female friend (friendzoned by a slut)   
&gt;tells me her friend wants my dick   
&gt;she is 6/10 but so am I   
&gt;start dating   
&gt;we talk about what we will do to each other   
&gt;get condoms from friend   
&gt;2 days before i leave the country for a month   
&gt;go to her house, nervous as 						****					   
&gt;we are in her room watching Paranormal Activity   
&gt;she puts her hand down my pants   
&gt;feelsgoodman.jpg   
&gt;finger her    
&gt;receive a blowjob   
&gt;her dad is on the other room, but who gives a 						****					   
&gt;start 						*******					 her    
&gt;forget condom   
&gt;9 months later   
&gt;no baby, feeling alpha as 						****					   
   
i came in her and everything, and this happens frequently now...    
MFW i can 						****					 her without a condom
>be me
>talking to female friend (friendzoned by a slut)
>tells me her friend wants my dick
>she is 6/10 but so am I
>start dating
>we talk about what we will do to each other
>get condoms from friend
>2 days before i leave the country for a month
>go to her house, nervous as ****
>we are in her room watching Paranormal Activity
>she puts her hand down my pants
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>finger her
>receive a blowjob
>her dad is on the other room, but who gives a ****
>start ******* her
>forget condom
>9 months later
>no baby, feeling alpha as ****

i came in her and everything, and this happens frequently now...
MFW i can **** her without a condom
#444 to #413 - boyzinbrown (07/10/2012) [-]
i think you might be sterile
User avatar #566 to #444 - handyofdoom (07/10/2012) [-]
is there a way to test that? if i'm infertile, then FML
User avatar #567 to #566 - handyofdoom (07/10/2012) [-]
*sterile lol
#568 to #567 - boyzinbrown (07/11/2012) [-]
same difference but idk i was joking if thats the usual occurrence then u should probably go see a doctor
#420 to #413 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
go ******* die in a fire
#411 - vaginavandalizer (07/10/2012) [-]
**vaginavandalizer rolls 722** trips
**vaginavandalizer rolls 722** trips
User avatar #423 to #411 - WinnerofTheGame (07/10/2012) [-]
**WinnerofTheGame rolls 638** I uh.... nifty.
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#408 - ollygolly (07/10/2012) [-]
&gt;Gif unrelated   
&gt;Be 16   
&gt;Be gay male   
&gt;Be in Biology Class   
&gt;Teacher out of room   
&gt;Paired up with extremely handsome jock for lab   
&gt;Don't know jock is bicurious   
&gt;Jock feels crotch under the table   
&gt;Wat?   
&gt;Hear jock made out with other bicurious guy that night   
&gt;Be test run   
&gt;Be a lab monkey   
&gt;Wat?
>Gif unrelated
>Be 16
>Be gay male
>Be in Biology Class
>Teacher out of room
>Paired up with extremely handsome jock for lab
>Don't know jock is bicurious
>Jock feels crotch under the table
>Wat?
>Hear jock made out with other bicurious guy that night
>Be test run
>Be a lab monkey
>Wat?
#405 - ScottP (07/10/2012) [-]
**ScottP rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at Youtube... Youtube... **
>Be 106 years old
>Wake up in a grave
>Gets boner
>Starts having sex with the worms in the casket
>Realizes that there are no tissues in the cookie jar
>MFW
#409 to #405 - alanthewhite (07/10/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 690,485,007** Pic Related.
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