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#474487 - alexanderburns
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Is a hamburger a sandwich?
#474520 to #474519 - alexanderburns
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(06/18/2016) [-]
you cook your sandwiches?
#474521 to #474520 - Elk
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(06/18/2016) [-]
If it's a hamburger, yeah.
#474518 to #474487 - badmotorfinger
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(06/18/2016) [-]
damn straight.
#474494 to #474487 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Yes
#474488 to #474487 - thumbfortrump
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Yes.
#474486 - enlightednatzie
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(06/17/2016) [-]
#474452 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
>tfw did leg day for the first time in a while and can't properly walk
#474480 to #474452 - satoasami ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
/fit/ is laughing at gou
#474493 to #474480 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Okay?
#474458 to #474452 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
well at least you can walk as well as you can think now
#474470 to #474458 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
What the fuck dude
#474473 to #474470 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I gave you the opportunity to redact jaime from your top 5 and you refused
#474507 to #474473 - EdwardNigma
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Book Jaime is a real nigga tho.
#474509 to #474507 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
He didn't read the books
#474511 to #474509 - EdwardNigma
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(06/17/2016) [-]
That doesn't make book Jaime any less of a real nigga.
#474512 to #474511 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
he didn't read it so he doesn't know book jaime is actually somewhat cool, therefore he likes scumbag show jaime
#474460 to #474459 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
i thought i blocked you
#474461 to #474460 - masterboll
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(06/17/2016) [-]
how are you gonna see my dank memes if you block me?
#474463 to #474461 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
blocking isn't hide all'ing
#474464 to #474463 - masterboll
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(06/17/2016) [-]
my personal memes through replies are more holy than general memes

blocking means no more dank personal memes
#474465 to #474464 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
none of your memes are original, they're all stolen from somewhere else, you posting those memes only diminish those memes because your name is attached. Blocking you makes the memes worth more
#474468 to #474467 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
#474471 to #474468 - masterboll
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(06/17/2016) [-]
your undank webms arent even related to the convo topic
#474472 to #474471 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
#474437 to #474434 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
so wat u b sayin is
#474481 to #474437 - ohhh
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(06/17/2016) [-]
we wus
#474497 to #474481 - gibroner
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(06/17/2016) [-]
KANGZ
#474436 to #474432 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
This country can fucking burn for all I care. It deserves everything it gets.
#474439 to #474436 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
how long until non-minorities are required to be slaves to minorities in canacuckistan
#474440 to #474439 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Like a year tops
#474441 to #474440 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
list your top 5 favorite characters in GoT
#474729 to #474441 - bladeboy
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I'm adding Ramsay, rest in peace sweet prince.
#474731 to #474729 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
YouTube "kindest man in westeros"
#474735 to #474731 - bladeboy
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I've seen it
#474442 to #474441 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Jaime
Oberyn
Podrick
Petyr
Catelyn
#474483 to #474442 - EdwardNigma
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(06/17/2016) [-]
>Petyr
>Catelyn
#474492 to #474483 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Catelyn was a good mom
#474732 to #474492 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
She's the reason the red wedding happened
#474734 to #474732 - bladeboy
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(06/20/2016) [-]
No, Robb betraying his commitments is why the red wedding happened.
#474736 to #474734 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
If Karstark wasn't killed the boltons wouldn't have betrayed him
#474484 to #474483 - EdwardNigma
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(06/17/2016) [-]
What the fuck
Why is the sound gone
Why does it autoplay
god damn it
#474444 to #474442 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
i'll allow the viper and pod, but after what happened at riverrun I can't allow him, choose someone else
#474445 to #474444 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Nah dude Jaime is a cool guy eh
#474446 to #474445 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
he went back to season 1-2 jaime last sunday, and is the reason Brynden is allegedly dead now
#474447 to #474446 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I know, I like brutal Jaime.
#474448 to #474447 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
fuck off retard, he got my blackfish killed, allegedly
#474449 to #474448 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Black fish shoulda just hopped on the boat :^)))
#474450 to #474449 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
he never would have done that, he's old and wasn't about to run with his tail tuck between his legs, he's too proud. But thankfully Jaime will be getting what he deserves pretty soon
#474451 to #474450 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
You mean becoming Azor Ahai
#474454 to #474451 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
no, when stoneheart hangs him
#474489 to #474454 - anon
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(06/17/2016) [-]
implying Jaime is not Azor Ahai, jesus fuck you're cringy
#474500 to #474489 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
>anon
lmao
#474427 - Elk
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I find it surprising that so many of you are still quite obviously butt-blasted over our previous arguments. Maybe if you could argue better, you wouldn't be in this situation. I thought that you guys could get over your petty grudges since I barely use the site now, but I guess not.

TL;DR you guys are jerks
#474443 to #474427 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I've literally never lost an argument on this board.
#474505 to #474443 - Elk
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I don't know about that. Ohemgeezus got you pretty badly the other day, and I think that that's the moment that you should consider suicide.
#474502 to #474443 - thumbfortrump
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(06/17/2016) [-]
You just lost, I won.
#474466 to #474443 - masterboll
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(06/17/2016) [-]
the autism is strong with this one
#474453 to #474443 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
....debatable.......
#474455 to #474453 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
It's not.
#474456 to #474455 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
my da would beat ur da in a fight
#474457 to #474456 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
My dad would fuck your dad
#474462 to #474457 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Is your dad hot
#474469 to #474462 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
He's apparently handsome, like father like son.
#474474 to #474469 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
yo that means trudeau's sons are probs gonna be real handsome too cause like father like son am I right
#474476 to #474474 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
They're probably gonna trade away their country to the chinks too, like father like son.
#474477 to #474476 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Hey I wouldn't start trying to ruin a hot celeb gal for you by talking about her moral standing that I didn't like


that's a lie I absolutely would do that
#474478 to #474477 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
>implying I care about a celebrities political standings
#474496 to #474478 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Well what if I told you Eva mendez beat the fuck out a dog
#474498 to #474496 - bladeboy
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(06/17/2016) [-]
I have no idea or care who that is
#474501 to #474498 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
shut up
#474430 to #474427 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Name and shame
#474508 to #474506 - princessren
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(06/17/2016) [-]
what?
#474429 to #474427 - princessren
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(06/17/2016) [-]
you're such a joker
#474424 - badmotorfinger
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Saturday is going to be 120 degrees.
#474475 to #474424 - Darianvincent
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(06/17/2016) [-]
HAHA NERD IT'S ONLY GONNA BE 105 HERE
#474425 to #474424 - gibroner
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(06/17/2016) [-]
What's it like in hell?
#474428 to #474425 - badmotorfinger
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(06/17/2016) [-]
More mormons than you'd think haha
#474438 to #474428 - gibroner
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(06/17/2016) [-]
well damn that must be a lot of mormons then
#474431 to #474428 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
haha
#474433 to #474431 - hotrodryan
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(06/17/2016) [-]
hehe
#474422 - tvfreakuk
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Another shitty coaching session at work today.
I was putting a quote through for a customer but she couldn't confirm a slight detail of the vehicle so I said I would still put the quote through. Then just before a said "but", my coach suddenly flags my attention to put the customer on hold so I say "I'm sorry miss but I'm being called over my a manager about an issue they're having, just one moment while I pop you on hold.
Then my coach says "now make sure you tell her this is just an estimate and we CANNOT put it through until she confirms that detail, okay?"

Mfw I was literally just about to say that because it's what I always say, and it's just fucking common sense for the job. So then I get back on the phone and the customer is fine with that but I can tell she was a little annoyed and confused for being put on hold so abruptly.
#474423 to #474422 - tvfreakuk
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Exactly same thing happened in my coaching session the other day as well tbh.
Coach interrupts me and while explaining something to the customer and says "now I can tell just now you were about to tell the customer [wrong information] but you need to tell them [right thing]". He at least apologised after I explained I was going to say the right thing anyway, but there was still no need for it. If I actually say the wrong thing and signals me to backtrack and correct myself but once again the abrupt pause in the call just causes confusion and issues for the customer at the time.
#474421 - joshlol
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#474420 - thumbfortrump
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(06/16/2016) [-]
>a world without mudslimes, chinks, ruskies, juans and pajeets
#474419 - maddboiy
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(06/16/2016) [-]
So i decided to go for a nice late night jog, nothing too long just around campus for 10 minutes, and i make it to the end of the road about 3 minutes in and i can hardly keep going because of the massive stitch in my side, so i stop and catch my breath and my calves start seizing up so now i can't run and had to hobble back to my flat. I already did a 6km incline power walk today at the gym for an hour so i know that's why my legs went to shit but i've eaten so much crap today as exam result celebrations and i wanted to burn even more calories off. Instead i'm just sat here waiting for the inevitable calf crap to hit or wake me up in the middle of the night like it did last week.

I'ts entirely my own fault and i know it but still im irritated.
#474416 - anon
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(06/16/2016) [-]
I'm sorry but I really need to vent this

Dad spends over 20 years as Officer in the army, he's now a colonel. He got told today by a General that he will never be promoted because of one review another general gave him like 15 years ago The report itself didn't say anything bad, but the general was basically taking a shortcut and not really researching the people he was supposed to be, he said my dad was "mediocre" when he's the hardest working person I've ever known

It's the end of the line for my dad, he joined the army to become a general (and leave his mark, you know) and now he can't. I really hate this shit, all the generals just promote their buddies and ignore the qualified candidates. I can't believe some fucking lazy-ass armchair general ruined my dad's career because he was too apathetic to do his fucking job.

This is the most depressed I've ever seen my dad, he spent most of his life, endured physical injuries, and never stopped working (He gets up at 5 and doesn't come home til 7 in the evening some days) only for the army to say, "Sorry, you are just under the bar, now fuck off and retire."

I don't want to live on this planet anymore
#474426 to #474416 - Elk
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(06/17/2016) [-]
At least he can retire, though.
#474418 to #474416 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Colonel's still a good rank.
#474415 - satoasami ONLINE
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Every couple of months I have these violent ulcer attacks that hurt like a bitch

They're the natural consequence for when all you do with your life is drink and think about drinking.
#474615 to #474415 - monsieurdream
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Are you going to die?
#474413 - enlightednatzie
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(06/16/2016) [-]
That feel when i dreamt about my ex gf. Its harder to let go off her than i thought, its all emotional and shit. I miss hugging her and kissing her the most, i know this sounds gay as fuck but i really do
#474435 to #474413 - hotrodryan
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(06/17/2016) [-]
pathetic fag
man up
#474411 - thechosentroll
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Ah, the joys of having wavy hair

>Cut it short
Looks like shit, because it sticks in random directions and grows at different speeds, so my head looks lumpy
>Short-medium
Look like I've been electrocuted
>Medium
Look like young Beethoven and it's impossible to give it any other shape

I am currently growing it out even further. It's just over shoulder length and I can finally style it, because the sheer weight of the hair keeps it in place and for once in my life it looks good, but now it keeps getting in the way. I tried to tie it back and it tries so hard to get back to its' original shape that it actually manages to push the hair tying thing off. I didn't know hair could even do that. Tried rubber bands. Same shit, but hairs kept getting caught and painfully pulled out.

What is this fuckery? Is this the fucking price of looking good? Pain and frustration?
#474514 to #474411 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/17/2016) [-]
Buzz cut that shit. Get a number 3, m8
#474515 to #474514 - thechosentroll
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(06/18/2016) [-]
Here's an idea: How about I don't do that.

I've tried it and I literally look mentally retarded when it's that short.
#474516 to #474515 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/18/2016) [-]
grow a beard with it.
#474517 to #474516 - thechosentroll
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(06/18/2016) [-]
Already have one. Does not help.
#474417 to #474411 - tvfreakuk
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(06/16/2016) [-]
> tfw you go to eat/drink something and your fringe falls down to your mouth and end up chewing on your hair a little
#474408 - icefried
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Why am i not surprised that this onslaught of bullshit unfunny political nonsense is mostly caused by filthy fucking whitenames?

Fuck off back to /pol/ or reddit you spamming shitheads!
#474409 to #474408 - drastronomy
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Politics will always be relevant, faggot
And it takes a real sheltered piece of shit not to understand that the political posts here are self-evident
#474410 to #474409 - icefried
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Look at the name of the site.
Now back to me.
Now back to the site name.

Notice something? It's called FunnyJunk. Now i know that Junk is a part of FunnyJunk, but i'd rather there be more Funny than Junk.

What's more none of the issues that keep being posted here are problems where i live. I sure as shit don't care about who will win the US election as i do not live there nor do i have any influence on it.
I don't have to deal with libtards or raping refugees. I do not give the slightest shit about any of the crap posted here because, as i said, they're not my problems nor do i have any influence over them.
#474531 to #474410 - drastronomy
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(06/18/2016) [-]
Cancer

At any rate, although it does not apply to whatever shithole you live in, it applies to everyone else.
#474550 to #474531 - icefried
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(06/18/2016) [-]
Ever since i blocked all the political and fandom shitposters i suddenly found the site isn't as shit anymore.

Anyway, you guys continue arguing about things that are out of your control on an irrelevant site no one takes seriously. You're doing Gods work.
#474406 - planetexpresss
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(06/16/2016) [-]
I once had scabies. Turns out if you spend too much time in a hospital or rehab center it is pretty common. Anyway I was itchy 24/7 and got these weird looking tracks under my skin. Turns out it was the bugs burrowing under my skin making their little homes and laying eggs. Went to the doctor and she gave me this cream and in one night they were gone.

I was thinking about it last night and I started itching and it's happening again. Pic related
#474398 - planetexpresss
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(06/16/2016) [-]
GIF
Sometime I hate the female body
#474385 - Elk
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(06/16/2016) [-]
I've been trying to get into fewer petty arguments recently because I thought that it might help with my anger issues, but it's just making me feel weak. I'm not really sure what to do about it, though. I don't even know if they make medication for it, but I'm afraid to go to the doctor about it because I know that what he would say will make me angry.
#474388 to #474385 - enlightednatzie
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(06/16/2016) [-]
I've slmost stopped telling people to kill themselves when they make me angry
#474383 - Elk
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(06/16/2016) [-]
Last night, I asked the girl who was obviously upset at the front desk in the gym what was wrong. I thought that it would be a short-lived conversation, but she talked about it for an hour and a half.

I felt weirdly about it, too, because she has a lot of issues, and she was talking about how rude she used to be, and I didn't want to be like, "Yeah, I was one of those people that you were rude to." She's usually very sweet, but she had been PMSing for, like, three months at that point, and we had a big falling out after it and didn't speak to each other for months. I honestly don't even like her that much now because of it, but I always treat people however they treated me the last time that we spoke, so I wasn't going to be mean.

It also caused me to miss half of my workout.