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User avatar #388611 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/14/2015) [-]
when you're watching your favorite show with a friend and they beg for spoilers. Like bitch watch the fucking show and find out. Or when someone spoils a show you're 2-3 seasons into because "I just HAVE to talk to someone about it" . Like I could see if it slipped out but now you're just being a selfish prick.
#388605 - aoeui (05/14/2015) [-]
I never appreciated how smooth my balls could be until I shaved them. feels so good
User avatar #388681 to #388605 - rokkarokkaali (05/14/2015) [-]
You like the feeling of 12 year old prepubescent balls, pedo
User avatar #388615 to #388605 - onemoreminute (05/14/2015) [-]
how did you do it
User avatar #388635 to #388615 - bladeboy (05/14/2015) [-]
You just shave them? it's not hard
User avatar #388677 to #388635 - onemoreminute (05/14/2015) [-]
unlike my penis when i see u HEYOOOOOOOOOOO
#388604 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXjqC-1Kvg
This is so fucking unfunny it hurts.
User avatar #388602 - cleverguy (05/14/2015) [-]
the stigma around atheism is kinda annoying since autists on the internet and their fedoras ruined any sense of seriousness the position had. You can't say anything (at least on the internet) about a lack of religion or things you disagree with regarding religion without being called a fedora tipper.

corollary to that, i find it annoying that it is considered "tolerance" to be complacent while people use demonstrably false beliefs to influence politics and children. Its things like mormonism or scientology. Why are they allowed to brainwash people? they hold demonstrably false beliefs, especially mormons, about historical events, but they're still allowed to proselytize and such. I think if a parent told their kid that their teacher was wrong and 2+2=5 they would be harshly criticized, but when it comes to religion, you have to let it happen.
User avatar #388600 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/14/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Scholarships/funny-pictures/5545482/
"I didn't try hard in school and I'm only at college cause my parents said I should go, my parents aren't helping me yet I file their tax returns when I apply for federal aid, boo hoo must be cause I'm white and male"

then the very next post will be them complaining about blacks pulling the race card and blaming others for their problems.
#388601 to #388600 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
theres some not retards in the thread
www.funnyjunk.com/Scholarships/funny-pictures/5545482/35#35
User avatar #388603 to #388601 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/14/2015) [-]
I hate when people complain about shit they know zero about.
#388607 to #388603 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
Someone sounds like an entitled cunt that knows nothing about things.
#388649 to #388608 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
Guess people can't handle reality.
#388593 - princessren (05/14/2015) [-]
I am kind of disappointed in KOTOR right now.
I remember hearing from lots of people how great it is and whatever.
SO I got it on steam and I get to the start and the only classes are Scoundrel, Scout, and Soldier. Apparently you can become a Jedi later but i am kind of upset that you don't just get to play a Jedi in a game called "Knights of the Old Republic"
and another thing, and I don't know if this is because I heard most of the lore I know from this game from those information SWTOR videos, but I am kind of disappointed you play as Reven in the game instead of getting to make your own character I mean you kind of can but there is sort of all this established lore and canon in the "old republic" series now and going on an adventure or whatever. I guess that is kind of what the MMO is for but my computer can't run that so I downloaded this. but now that I know who you play as I feel kind of confined to play a certain way and what not and my enthusiasm to play it has gone down immensely.
User avatar #388645 to #388593 - princessren (05/14/2015) [-]
I dunno....it could still be an interesting game, just not what I was expecting/hoping for.
Huntergriff you are like...the star wars guy. What do you think? Should I play it anyways?
User avatar #388729 to #388645 - huntergriff (05/15/2015) [-]
Also SWTOR makes more sense if you play KOTOR 1 and 2. Well...At least the revan flashpoints and DLC do.
User avatar #388723 to #388645 - huntergriff (05/15/2015) [-]
Yes. It's an integral part of the series (well...of legends canon anyway) You can play it however you want. If you don't want to play as canon revan, then by all means, knock yourself out, the game's pretty fun, if you're into RPG games.
User avatar #388637 to #388593 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
play a real game like mass effect
User avatar #388634 to #388593 - awesomerninjathing (05/14/2015) [-]
finding out that you're Revan is the climax of the game...

KOTOR 1 and 2 are amazing and you're just a pleb
User avatar #388636 to #388634 - princessren (05/14/2015) [-]
I would of enjoyed it more if I had played it before the mmo was a thing I guess
User avatar #388638 to #388636 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
WOULD OF
#388596 to #388593 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
The first one has some build up to becoming a jedi.

The second one you are a jedi from the start.
The second has some missing content, so you have to get a mod to have the few missing pieces.

I have both of them on steam, but I haven't played in awhile.
User avatar #388594 to #388593 - babybeel (05/14/2015) [-]
That's one of my favourite RPG's. Probably just because of nostalgia though.
The first game is from bioware though so it sort of has that system to it. The second game is the same and you dont have that much choice.
They did something similar to dragonage. You make all the choices but then they made a book/comic establishing a canon. It bothers me. Kill Alistair or make Varric hate you all you like, he's king and Varric thought you were his best friend, tough shit.
User avatar #388595 to #388594 - princessren (05/14/2015) [-]
I was excited
I thought I was gonna be a jedi and go on my own little star wars adventure and watch what little of the plot I know unfold around me
but I have to play as stupid Reven
stupid Reven without a lightsaber.
It probably would of been more enjoyable before SWTOR and I didn't know the actual canon plot, I would still be pretty bummed about not being a jedi at the start tho
#388586 - babybeel (05/14/2015) [-]
I fuck hate gypsies. Every single lat one of them needs to be shot. They're nothing but scroungers in society who steal and break peoples shit, claiming other peoples land as their own.
You wanna know what they fucking did?

2 years ago my mams cousin was robbed by a group of scummy fucking gyppos. When he reported them to the police they did jack shit and said they didnt have enough evidence. The same fucking gang waited out side his house to attack him and cut off his dick, bashed his skull, and just left him. All because he reported them for stealing.
Last night, he committed suicide. He was in pain all the time because of it, and lost a lot of his speaking ability.

They deserve to all be shot.
User avatar #388657 to #388586 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2015) [-]
I don't know if you are talking about irish travellers here but I've met some really lovely ones lol
You can also get complete bastards who aren't gypsies who would do this kind of thing.
User avatar #388606 to #388586 - cognosceteipsum (05/14/2015) [-]
"Nawt everi gipzi es bad! " -my friend
And then he hates other people who are at mostannoying. he really pissed me off there.
User avatar #388590 to #388586 - nimba (05/14/2015) [-]
hitler killed a lot of gypsies
User avatar #388592 to #388590 - babybeel (05/14/2015) [-]
I think 'gypsy' is used more loosely now than in his time. Nowadays, you have the romanians, the white trash travellers who call themselves gypsies, and some other groups. No matter where they come from or who they are though, every group that's set up in the area have been disgusting.
User avatar #388588 to #388586 - thechosentroll (05/14/2015) [-]
I read 4 words and automatically agreed. Grew up in a gypsy neighborhood. Kind of wishing for a genocide from time to time.
User avatar #388587 to #388586 - babybeel (05/14/2015) [-]
Also the dipshit in my class only went to 3/12 lessons of this module and she's blaming other people for her not understanding the essay or exam.
#388577 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
How can a guy meet a girl, like her, try to woo her, date her, share his feelings with her, make love or have sex with her, and then go and release her naked pics in the internet.
User avatar #388585 to #388577 - volero (05/14/2015) [-]
The same way a guy/girl can do all that and cheat on their significant other. They're cunts.
User avatar #388580 to #388577 - lobselvith (05/14/2015) [-]
That always scares the shit out of me, because my ex used to take videos of the things we did together, always asked for nudes, ect. I'll always wonder for what purpose, like if he was secretly sharing them. I knew he browsed 4chan, so that doesn't help.

Makes me wonder if I would ever be able trust other guys with nudes. How do guys deal with the complete betrayal of trust of their significant other?
User avatar #388692 to #388580 - bladeboy (05/15/2015) [-]
It's just my dick lol anyone can see it, all gucci mang dont worry bout life u know
User avatar #388641 to #388580 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
you can trust me with nudes
User avatar #388643 to #388641 - lobselvith (05/14/2015) [-]
Goddamn it can't you say one something serious to me for once?

Inb4 "something serious"
User avatar #388648 to #388643 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
But I am serious. You can trust me with nudes.
User avatar #388660 to #388655 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2015) [-]
you're so good with girls whats ur secret lmao
User avatar #388667 to #388660 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
i shave regularly
User avatar #388669 to #388667 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2015) [-]
that means nothing
User avatar #388672 to #388669 - alexanderburns (05/14/2015) [-]
Hairy crotches are gross
User avatar #388673 to #388672 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2015) [-]
it depends, a little hair never hurt nobody
#388591 to #388580 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
I cheated a few times, but we were in a long distance relationship and I was in a new town so there was no danger of getting caught. TBH I wouldn't have done it if she were around but I was lonely so it felt okay. Eventually she broke up with me because long distance things and I later found out she had another boyfriend while we still going out anyway.
I had some pretty nice pictures (G size titties) but I wouldn't share them, just as a matter of respect. I guess if you don't respect people it's easier to post those pictures.
User avatar #388574 - thegrohltroll (05/14/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport this is so fucking stupid holy shit.
P.S. if that guy is working out only to get laid then he should probably kill himself
User avatar #388609 to #388574 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/14/2015) [-]
if a girl likes fat guys she's a gold digging bitch and if she likes in shape guys she's a shallow bitch. wtf ? I broke the golden rule and read the comments
User avatar #388578 to #388574 - serhiy ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #388582 to #388578 - thegrohltroll (05/14/2015) [-]
This is precious
User avatar #388583 to #388582 - serhiy ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
i find that all his videos are hilarious like that.
User avatar #388575 to #388574 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Has it gone through anyone's mind, that maybe women like the people by how they are after they meet, and not because of some body type
User avatar #388579 to #388575 - thegrohltroll (05/14/2015) [-]
All the women/girls I know tell that they don't care that much about the body type. I don't know who are the women that like this
#388566 - tvfreakuk (05/14/2015) [-]
When someone gives a shit description of something and you can see it puts a person off watching it

Guy 1: What's this 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' thing I've heard about?
Guy 2: Oh mate it's amazing! It's this video where these guys are like "what can we do today?" and then this computer is like "I'm a computer!" lol
Guy 1: Nah, that's alright. Doesn't really sound like I'd be into it
#388562 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
My mum is a keyboard warrior that ditched her job 10 years ago to sit at home all day and complain about animals and politics. All she does is sign petitions and think that she's revolutionary. We're forced to live off our father's income, and my god is he a saint for being able to put up with all the shit he gets in life.

So this morning, my mum finds out that we have a rat in our garden. What does she do, as the ever-loving animal keyboard warrior? She gets large stones and throws them directly at it.

Thanks mum, great way to raise your kids to be hypocrites.
User avatar #388565 to #388562 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
Lol, tell her to get a real job and not waste your time with that hippie garbage which gets you nowhere.
#388576 to #388565 - Rascal (05/14/2015) [-]
Told her before, she just threatens to kill herself while locking herself in the bathroom all day like a spoilt child.
User avatar #388581 to #388576 - serhiy ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
she won't, ignore her tantrums and constantly reminder her of her failure.
User avatar #388564 to #388562 - sugoi (05/14/2015) [-]
Well at least you got your dad for a good role model.
User avatar #388559 - thesoulless (05/14/2015) [-]
I check the CBC website regularly for news, and it seems like there are an ever increasing number of articles involving "rape culture" and other such social justice bullshit.
User avatar #388560 to #388559 - sugoi (05/14/2015) [-]
Time to change news websites.
User avatar #388561 to #388560 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
As if most news outlets aren't liberal.
User avatar #388563 to #388561 - sugoi (05/14/2015) [-]
Either swim through the shit and find the island or start eating.
#388558 - Elk (05/14/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** "You wouldn't get it. It's British humor."
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** "You wouldn't get it. It's British humor."
#388556 - thebestpieever (05/14/2015) [-]
I'm really put off by all these writers who find an outlet for short horror stories on the internet -Namely that, admittedly great, penpal story and that Dr. Ramsay one that I'm sure have made the rounds in FJ as well- and decide that the best course of action is taking the same story that gave them limelight and upgrade it: Make it a complete novel, with fleshed out characters and verbose descriptions for every event that was skimmed in the original tale.

It just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what made their original tale so great. Firstly by taking the mystery away completely, after all: you've read the story already, this is just its over-long, shinier version. Then by taking away that sentiment that, regardless of how crazy it sounds, it might have happened. When you stop being "cumeater77, that bloke on reddit" and become "Mason Daniels, author" I expect you to embellish a lot more of what you're saying; through no fault of your own, after all: making things up is now your job. But taking away that sentiment that I've just met a particularly interesting bloke with a dreadful past and we're chatting over a drink robs those stories of a big portion of their weight, even if I ultimately knew in the back of my mind it was fake. Now you know for certain it is.

To an extent they're aware of that. They try to compensate through characterisation and a much less casual style of prose. And while it may work, it's still fundamentally undermines the original tale. By making these places fully fleshed out, separate entities from you the author and the world we both live in, you make them more alive but also more distant. It's no longer what could happen to me, or you as related by one of us but a much more formalised affair. Not that there's anything wrong with formality, but that's not where the strengths of it originally lie. You've sanitised it, you've made it fantasy and taken away its immediacy. In the best of cases you've created a leaner, meaner machine, but the layman cannot relate or operate a leaner, meaner machine the same way they could use a pulley and a shovel.

I don't know. It just comes across as missing why something was good at best and saying "hey, I made a really good sandwich so naturally you should trust me to make a smashing full course meal" at worst. And now I've written a bunch of senseless bollocks about it, so I suppose everyone loses.
User avatar #388584 to #388556 - thegrohltroll (05/14/2015) [-]
You mean like how you took a two lines complaint and turned it into an unnecessarily long paragraph?
User avatar #388616 to #388584 - thebestpieever (05/14/2015) [-]
I suppose. But I think it's really important to not conflate dirtiness with mundanity, and that one doesn't need the other. It's the philosophical difference between making White Riot, Peace Sells, Street Fighting Man, and Revolution. They're all valid, and they all can lend great results, but trying to filter one through the other just brings out a weird, deformed thing that has no place doing anything the original piece did.
User avatar #388622 to #388616 - thegrohltroll (05/14/2015) [-]
I,stopped reading at "suppose"
Jk you know love seeing you ramble
User avatar #388543 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Avengers age of ultron jokefest
User avatar #388542 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
How obsessive people get over LoL.
User avatar #388548 to #388542 - Shiny (05/14/2015) [-]
Anyone who plays LoL is automatically an awful person until proven otherwise.
User avatar #388550 to #388548 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
Almost everybody on there will report you over every little thing.

Not only that, but they act like the game is their life and they do nothing else. Not even other games.
User avatar #388567 to #388550 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Looks like someone got

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User avatar #388568 to #388567 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
>Hasn't played since the last time you saw me on there.
User avatar #388569 to #388568 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Good thing i'm an all knowing lad to know that then :^)
User avatar #388570 to #388569 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
lel

Part of me was wondering if you'd notice this thread.
#388571 to #388570 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
I'm always in the hunt for fools that want their 15 minutes of fame.

However, I'm not as good as the dashing, noble detective Manny Pardo. I don't have his superior detective skills nor am I thick skinned like him. I wish I were, so that I could also join in the pursuit of the sophisticated Miami Mutilator
User avatar #388573 to #388572 - dalokan ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #388551 to #388550 - Shiny (05/14/2015) [-]
The game is designed to be a lifestyle, it's basically a tourneykid's wet dream.
User avatar #388553 to #388551 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
The gameplay is okay, and can be entertaining for a while, but it gets stale and you want to do something else for the time being. It's overall okay, but nothing to lose fucking sleep over like what most league fags do. Like someone from this board (not gonna say who) who would talk to people in skype room for a few seconds then immediately stops and says "omg brb leg time" or "leg match starting".
User avatar #388529 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Fucked up man.
#388528 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
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#388521 - thereasonableperso (05/14/2015) [-]
The europeans are rowdy tonight.
#388523 to #388522 - thereasonableperso (05/14/2015) [-]
Just gettin' alot of flak from several different websites I frequent for doing or posting things related to America.
#388525 to #388524 - thereasonableperso (05/14/2015) [-]
I'd rather not. These sites and their communities are all right. I don't want to make them look bad over a few idiots.
User avatar #388527 to #388525 - Conquistador (05/14/2015) [-]
So you made fun of some euronigs or what?
User avatar #388526 to #388525 - princessren (05/14/2015) [-]
then I will judge the idiots by themselves and not the sites
#388517 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
>there is no sbarro in Ontario
User avatar #388530 to #388517 - twiley (05/14/2015) [-]
>tfw there are so many sbarros around me they even built one over a highway
User avatar #388531 to #388530 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
You are so lucky, I wish we had more American fast food joints here
#388533 to #388531 - twiley (05/14/2015) [-]
Everyone i meet from the south, europe, even this one kid who was visiting from Japan, they all loved White Castle.

White Castle is the end-all be-all of true american fast food, its cheap, horrible for you, and tastes delicious.

Not many other fast food joints offer 10 tiny burgers as part of a standard meal.
User avatar #388549 to #388533 - Shiny (05/14/2015) [-]
It's actually not that bad for you for fast food, since the burgers are steam cooked instead of soaked in more fat.
User avatar #388535 to #388533 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
I'm taking a tour-vacation in August in the American West-Coast.

Where do you recommend I go: I only like regular american fast food (nothing cultured)

Whitecastle and Sbarro are an obvious must
User avatar #388536 to #388535 - twiley (05/14/2015) [-]
An artifical roast beef sandwich from Arbys, ARBYS: Artifical roast beef yes sir
If you can find a culvers out there, because im not sure if theyre regional or not, theyre really good for burgers.
A blizzard from dairy queen.
Anything from Taco Bell
Churches Chicken or KFC, Popeyes is also pretty great
Hotdogs in general, as many as possible
User avatar #388537 to #388536 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
I don't like roast beef
I have DQ here
I hate mexican food
Churchers Chicken and Popeyes is a good one
User avatar #388539 to #388537 - twiley (05/14/2015) [-]
Well arbys has other things, besides roast beef, their curly fries are a must

>taco bell
>mexican food
pick one

its like, the most american mexican food there is, its so bad for you, they have a doritos taco.
User avatar #388541 to #388539 - lulzforalpsplane (05/14/2015) [-]
You knew what I meant, I don't like cultured food, that includes anything remotely Mexican.
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