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#399805 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
Why I hate transgenders
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErFYuuZ3esw
#399806 to #399805 - princessren (07/01/2015) [-]
is this kid crying?
what a fag!
#399804 - thereasonableperso (07/01/2015) [-]
"Don't fly the helicopter if you don't you don't know how faggot."

Bitch, I kept that fucker in the air for 10min out of a 20min round. I'm not invulnerable to spawn killing faggots who strap C4 to the underside.
#399815 to #399804 - donated (07/01/2015) [-]
Anyone can fly a copter and keep it in the air. the real challenge is getting the kills.

www.twitch.tv/russianpaladin/profile try and catch this guy when hes streaming

Little bird is a fucking big monster in this guys hands.
#399816 to #399815 - thereasonableperso (07/01/2015) [-]
I was flying the transport chopper on Siege of Shanghai.
#399863 to #399816 - donated (07/01/2015) [-]
never played BF4. But yeah, transport copter seems simple enough... I'd still recommend watching russian paladin if you get the chance though, That guy can fly through the building and get a few kills while not even paying attention.
User avatar #399808 to #399804 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
I thought you were talking about a real helicopter
#399809 to #399808 - thereasonableperso (07/01/2015) [-]
Ya, I meant in BF4. Went to pick up some guys from the spawn and Ching-Chong strapped C4 to it before I could get away.
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User avatar #399802 to #399801 - cognosceteipsum (07/01/2015) [-]
Boredom is a strange drug. Coincidentally the most boring drug
User avatar #399800 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
I hate how people here sometimes talk english or french just to sound classy or cool or whatever, especially when the have shitty pronunciations and grammar. You have a mother language, use it! I can't think of anything more fake than people trying to speak a foreign language in their own country just look cool.
Fuck that irks me.
User avatar #399893 to #399891 - darksideofthebeast (07/02/2015) [-]
mutka yli
google translate is the shittiest thing.
User avatar #399837 to #399800 - gibroner (07/01/2015) [-]
I mainly use german (and sometimes Irish) so I can say rude things about annoying customers without them knowing what I'm saying
User avatar #399878 to #399837 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Do you use it in normal situations?
User avatar #399968 to #399878 - gibroner (07/02/2015) [-]
not unless I'm speaking to someone who only speaks german
User avatar #399803 to #399800 - sugoi (07/01/2015) [-]
Hon Hon Hon Baguette Eiffel Tower Croissant I Surrender.
User avatar #399807 to #399803 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Sugoi bringing you the best memes of 2011
#399810 to #399807 - sugoi (07/01/2015) [-]
Can't beet the classics.
#399786 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Watched TV for the first time in months. Jesus Dickshitting Christ, there's 5 minutes of commercials for every 10 minutes of TV. Now I remember why I gave up on this.
User avatar #399839 to #399786 - ZenMacros (07/01/2015) [-]
Only reason to watch TV anymore is for like live sports and background noise. Any new episodes of a show will be online the next day and there are too many commercials to bear watching anything else.
User avatar #399820 to #399786 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Get tivo.
User avatar #399799 to #399786 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
It's been 13 days since I've gotten back home, I haven't watched tv even once.
User avatar #399780 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I hate when people talk about the 'american' accent because I have no idea what they mean. The only american accents I'm aware of are regional ones. boston, new jersey, texas, etc.
User avatar #399823 to #399780 - Elk (07/01/2015) [-]
I hate Australian accents.
User avatar #399811 to #399780 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Ha. I feel that way about Australian accents. There's the stereotypical one, which is obvious and then the general one which I have more difficulty pinpointing. No idea what everyone's on about, we talk normally, it's everyone else who is crazy, obviously.
User avatar #399791 to #399780 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2015) [-]
Are you meaning that there is clearly more than one but people act like it's just one big thing?
User avatar #399768 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2015) [-]
I always kind of forget what exactly I don't like about coming back home until I come back home:
1. My brother; "run me a bath", "put this in the oven", "pass me a towel" (after having a bath)
He can't do shit for himself and it's so annoying, and he acts pissed when I won't do this stuff for him.
He's also a fucking slob that can't eat without making a mess; which is something I do have to clean up just because if I don't my mam starts bitching at me as well for not doing it even if it wasn't my mess.
2. My mam panics about everything - she'll sit and worry over the little things. She's redecorating and she's decided that she doesn't like the wallpaper she's bought and she sat for over an hour trying to make me put the sample up in the different parts of the wall to see what it looks like in different places on the wall.
It also turns out that I will be going to graduation, but it's just that my family won't. She wanted to pay for my gown, but when it came to putting in the card details on the website; "b-but the people on the internet! They'll have my details! They'll empty out my bank!"
3. My auntie - I posted about her bullshittery the other day so I won't here
4. The same conversations over and over again. My mam and brother have the same arguments every day pretty much - the most prominent one:
Brother: Shut the door
Mam: *doesn't shut the door*
Brother: SHUT THE DOOR!
Mam: OKAY! I'm shutting it now!
User avatar #399840 to #399768 - ZenMacros (07/01/2015) [-]
Holy shit thay first one. How do you not tell them to fuck off every five seconds?
User avatar #399772 to #399768 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
I feel you so much right now.
User avatar #399798 to #399772 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2015) [-]
And one of the worst;

Mam: I saw someone today you used to go to school with
Me: Who?
Mam: Oh you know! That lad! That lad you used to hang out with at school!
Me: I hung out with a few people - who?
Mam: Oh, THAT LAD! You know who I mean!
#399762 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
You don't "believe" in climate change
You don't "believe" in evolution.

You accept them.
#399770 to #399762 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
You don't "believe" in religion
You don't "believe in anything

You accept it no matter how fucking stupid you think it is or how against it you are, because as a human we're clearly unable to disregard anything as not being a real thing.
#399764 to #399762 - thebestpieever (07/01/2015) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #399838 to #399755 - bladeboy (07/01/2015) [-]
Hope that bitch lands on her stomach
User avatar #399781 to #399755 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
OK, that's not even empowering. That's just flat out irresponsible, considering how often she and Spidey get kicked in the gut.

I kind of like some of the other stuff, though.
User avatar #399813 to #399781 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
All those g's might be bad for the baby, too.
#399769 to #399755 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
Marvel is a shithole.
#399761 to #399755 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
whats wrong with it?
User avatar #399759 to #399755 - shibe (07/01/2015) [-]
this is sorta disturbing
User avatar #399754 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/01/2015) [-]
I hate denim skirts, they're so boxy and give whoever is wearing one no figure.
User avatar #399740 - awesomerninjathing (07/01/2015) [-]
corona is shit beer
User avatar #399742 to #399740 - gibroner (07/01/2015) [-]
true but at least it's not natty light
#399734 - lobselvith (07/01/2015) [-]
Trying to get into a new band from one song you really like and then realizing that most of their stuff is garbage.
User avatar #399758 to #399734 - shibe (07/01/2015) [-]
fucking olivia tremor control releasing one song that's like the exact style i've been looking for forever then the rest of their stuff is just psychedelic pop music trying to be quirky and experimental
#399735 to #399734 - epicscorpion (07/01/2015) [-]
its not always the case, but there's usually a reason that one song is the only song you hear

because they're a one-hit pony
User avatar #399743 to #399735 - themanwithnoplan (07/01/2015) [-]
You combined the phrases "One Trick Pony" and "One hit wonder" into a phrase that nobody recognizes. Bravo.
#399744 to #399743 - epicscorpion (07/01/2015) [-]
thank you, thank you
User avatar #399731 - onemoreminute (07/01/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/
"any criticism is negativity. now watch as we drool over a photogrammeshit boba fett"
I hate to say it again but I hate this sub sometimes
User avatar #399757 to #399731 - shibe (07/01/2015) [-]
Well really, before a game is released, I've realized most criticism is negativity considering no one really knows how the game is.
User avatar #399728 - joshlol (07/01/2015) [-]
I have what feels like an irrational hatred of the west coast US accent

to me it's on par with listening to metal music

it sounds so intrusive, it's always a high pitched, ear piercing whine
User avatar #399732 to #399728 - teoyeezy (07/01/2015) [-]
Deafheaven - "Sunbather" Full Album >tfw you love a metal band from california
User avatar #399741 to #399732 - awesomerninjathing (07/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #399746 to #399741 - teoyeezy (07/01/2015) [-]
stfu meme boy
User avatar #399748 to #399747 - teoyeezy (07/01/2015) [-]
sent ;^o
User avatar #399750 to #399749 - teoyeezy (07/01/2015) [-]
where did you get that cap bbrroooo???? ahahah fucking sick!! >-l-(^;b
User avatar #399726 - cyclonezero (07/01/2015) [-]
batman is an abomination
User avatar #399814 to #399726 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
y
User avatar #399736 to #399726 - lobselvith (07/01/2015) [-]
"Batman was a mistake." - Bill Finger
User avatar #399727 to #399726 - sugoi (07/01/2015) [-]
Well yeah I mean no matter what people say he's still just a furry dressed as a bat that beats people up.
#399715 - ratchetmiles ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Skrillex is a sellout in my opinion. He used to actually be good a few years back.
User avatar #399722 to #399715 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
not a huge fan of the beep boop so it doesn't really affect me
User avatar #399752 to #399722 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2015) [-]
This comment is like following the news for a different country and commenting that you don't care cause you don't live there
User avatar #399767 to #399752 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2015) [-]
Not really - he didn't go out of his way to see this post about Skrillex; all they were saying is pretty much that it isn't a big deal for them
User avatar #399712 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2015) [-]
I really hate the way that soap operas just really grasp at straws to get a story going.
I haven't seen a lot of them in months because I've been at university and don't watch television (I watch everything online through streaming and download) but I always find it funny when I get back from university and suddenly everything is changed; half of the cast from last time you watched it are dead, missing, or have just left the show, someone else is a rape victim again. There was one point where there seemed to be some weird incest thing going on - but the story was so complicated and "everything's a coincidence and convenient" that I couldn't make sense of it in how the guy was the girl's brother and how things were exactly happening.

I'm just glad that they haven't gone the way of Days of Our Lives exactly. I saw one episode of that and some psychic chick got contacted by the ghost of one of the dead characters because his wife was in danger; then at the end of the episode he possessed her body and she morphed into him so that they could have one last dance. Shit was goofy as hell.
#399733 to #399712 - Elk (07/01/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Soap operas suck. Tyler Perry made one called "If Loving You Is Wrong", and it's utter crap. Here is his writing style:

1. Brainstorm ideas
2. Struggle to pick just one idea
3. Repeat the same conversations in each episode to include each scenario
4. Suck
#399694 - masterboll (06/30/2015) [-]
"gosh, its really hot outside. instead of protecting my skin by wearing loose clothes, im gonna strip down to jean shorts and tank tops so i can expose my inferior skin directly to the dangerous sun rays and turn into a tomato"

i can understand the the UK doesnt get much sunlight, but some white people act like theyve never been in the sun before.
User avatar #399714 to #399694 - thebestpieever (07/01/2015) [-]
Umbrellas exist.
User avatar #399717 to #399714 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
anyone with an umbrella out in the sun looks retarded
#399719 to #399717 - thebestpieever (07/01/2015) [-]
You know what else looks retarded? When my skin starts to fall apart.
You know what else looks retarded? When my skin starts to fall apart.
User avatar #399721 to #399719 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
Not saying you're retarded. But it's social suicide where I'm from
User avatar #399766 to #399721 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why though? umbrellas were made specificaly for this purpose. Who decided "fuck that, their for rain now"?
User avatar #399773 to #399766 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I guess people realized that umbrellas were much more practical than parasols.
I mean, hats exist
User avatar #399774 to #399773 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Yeah but umbrellas protect your whole upper body ,hats are for heads only
#399775 to #399774 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
must be wearing the wrong kind of hat then
I see what you mean. But try walking down the street on a sunny day holding an umbrella. people look at you like you're a dumbass
User avatar #399776 to #399775 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Yeah I know that, but why?
User avatar #399777 to #399776 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
last time carrying around a little umbrella was a thing was the victorian era. fashion's changed a lot since then, It could have been a a "sooo last year" type kind of thing that's just become the norm.
User avatar #399778 to #399777 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
wow i typed that shittily
2 AM sorry
User avatar #399779 to #399778 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Yeah but it's not solely a fashion statement is it?
#399782 to #399779 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
It became one.
In ancient times parasols were a utility but at that time they were just as much of fashion accessories as they were utilities
User avatar #399783 to #399782 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
kind of like glasses
User avatar #399785 to #399783 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
So will people in the future start wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from something other than the sun?
User avatar #399788 to #399785 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm actually doing some research on this, you've piqued my interest.
User avatar #399789 to #399788 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Write a one page paper ma nigga
User avatar #399795 to #399789 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
Badmotorfinger
7/01/15
Professor thegrohltroll

The history of umbrellas, and why you look like a faggot when carrying one when its not raining

The umbrella first appeared in its earliest form in ancient Egypt. It was carried by the wealthy to protect themselves from the hot, Saharan desert sun. The reason that they did this was to prevent themselves from ever getting tan. To them, pale skin was beautiful skin. (racist af). These parasols only served as protection from the sun and were never waterproofed to protect its carrier from rain. As time went on, the Egyptian practice of blocking the sun with a handheld parasol was introduced to Ancient Greece and Rome, where it was used as a fashion accessory and not a utility.

In 11th century BC China, the umbrella was invented. They were leather, and were used to deflect incoming rain and keep its user dry. When the silk road opened up, this technology spread to the western world. When the roman empire fell, the use of a parasol as a fashion accessory fell out of practice. It remained this way for 1,000 years until the European renaissance, when women began carrying it as a fashion accessory (not a utility) once again. It remained a female accessory until the 1700s when Englishmen began using manly looking ones in both sun and rain.
Parasols did not appear in America until 1740. Unlike in Europe, it was only a womens accessory. It was adopted because the bonnet had gone out of fashion. In the 1800s, they were a common gift that men would give to their bae. This continued throughout the Victorian era, but ended in the 1920s when being tan became the thing to be.
TL;DR people stopped using umbrellas in the sun because people started wanting to be tan, and since no one used them anymore, using them made you look weird as fuck.


this filled up a Microsoft word page
User avatar #399796 to #399795 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Good job, 40/100
#399797 to #399796 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
not bad, I expected shittier
User avatar #399790 to #399789 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
hahahaha ok
User avatar #399793 to #399790 - thegrohltroll (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm not joking.
User avatar #399794 to #399793 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm already pretty far through it.
User avatar #399787 to #399785 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
It used to be not cool to wear glasses. they were worn because they were necessary. now it's not unheard of for people to wear fake glasses just because they think they look good on them (not talking about sunglasses)

User avatar #399716 to #399714 - masterboll (07/01/2015) [-]
apparently white people forget how to use them when the sun is out
User avatar #399696 to #399694 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
Loose clothes look like shits
User avatar #399699 to #399696 - masterboll (06/30/2015) [-]
so does looking like a tomato
User avatar #399700 to #399699 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
red is a pretty good colour tho
#399702 to #399700 - masterboll (06/30/2015) [-]
it isnt. take my word for it.
User avatar #399695 to #399694 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
you do that, and if you have weak skin you put on sunscreen.
User avatar #399698 to #399695 - masterboll (06/30/2015) [-]
1. i dont need to put on loose clothes because i have skin that can handle direct sun rays
2. judging from how many tomato people ive seen today (and previously), either sunscreen doesnt work or most white people are too dumb to put any on
User avatar #399703 to #399698 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
haven't seem Tomato people since I was a little kid in the midwest.
everyone here is either tan and used to it or pale and miserable. I'm in the first crowd.
User avatar #399704 to #399703 - masterboll (06/30/2015) [-]
some white cultures are clearly smarter than others
User avatar #399706 to #399704 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
yeah. pale people here are used to the lifestyle. stay out of the sun as much as possible but If you need to be, lay on that sunscreen and wear a hat. If you have to sit down for a long time, bring a big ass umbrella.
User avatar #399707 to #399706 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
EdwardNigma
as an aussie, do you have to deal with hot-as-hell temperatures too?
If so, how?
#399718 to #399707 - thebestpieever (07/01/2015) [-]
AC and don't go outside in the summer. Ever.
User avatar #399723 to #399718 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I just checked Guanajuato's temperature.
pretty nice, man. I think you live in a place with comfortable climate
#399724 to #399723 - thebestpieever (07/01/2015) [-]
No human was made to live above 20 Celsius.
User avatar #399725 to #399724 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
the body adapts.
you moved to Mexico from the UK right?
your blood will thin out and your body will get used to it.
User avatar #399720 to #399718 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm out and about every day. My favorite hobby is riding my longboard around town. and that's in jeans and a dark t shirt. I'm used to it man. You just gotta drink a lot of water. Dehydration is serious shit out here. Go a day without water and your piss is dark. Every day the hospitals get people who have passed out from dehydration
User avatar #399708 to #399707 - EdwardNigma (06/30/2015) [-]
There is no solution.
Only the coldness of death can release you.
User avatar #399709 to #399708 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
I mean you can cool down in the ocean
OH WAIT
stonefish, box jellyfish, blue ring octopus

the earth just hates your continent
User avatar #399680 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/30/2015) [-]
hate people who can't argue like an adult, they have to capitalize their words and insult you personally. get that petty shit out of here.
User avatar #399738 to #399680 - Elk (07/01/2015) [-]
If they were adults, they'd leave their personal insults in lowercase. :^)
User avatar #399739 to #399738 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/01/2015) [-]
exactly, no need to shout
User avatar #399691 to #399680 - EdwardNigma (06/30/2015) [-]
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHAT
User avatar #399737 to #399691 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/01/2015) [-]
omg I knew u would do this. mother warned me about you.
#399678 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
well folks, It's that time of year again.
the black widows and scorpions are out
#399756 to #399678 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
1. capture scorpion
2. capture black widow
3. put them in a cage together
4. ????
5. profit
User avatar #399865 to #399756 - Conquistador (07/01/2015) [-]
Or... you could capture and mail them to people you don't like.
User avatar #399771 to #399756 - badmotorfinger (07/01/2015) [-]
scorpion would win
User avatar #399682 to #399679 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
thing is though, I think the black widows are ok as long as they're out in the garden and don't get into the house. They kill a lot of cockroaches and crickets and shit. But if they get inside its no mercy. Scorpions I just kill on sight.
User avatar #399683 to #399682 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/30/2015) [-]
I just don't like anything with more than 4 legs
User avatar #399684 to #399683 - badmotorfinger (06/30/2015) [-]
I disagree. some bugs are neat. I think praying mantises are gorgeous, last year there was a beautiful bright blue spider outside that had a massive, impressive web between two plants, and I like watching dragonflies hover around the pond in my backyard. It's the pests that I can't stand. and also crickets, they crawl into your home and hide under shit and chirp loudly all night long.
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