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User avatar #406876 - anaphase (07/26/2015) [-]
Fuck football (aussie rules). It dominates media, news, conversations, everything. Everywhere you turn in this godforsaken country it's "oi Damo cunt ya see the farkin' footy last noite?" this and "beer fukin burnouts fukin cunt speccy cunt" that.

So fuckin over it
User avatar #406874 - thegrohltroll (07/26/2015) [-]

People with poor social connections have been shown to be at an increased risk for early mortality.
Well fuck it, I didn't want to grow old anyway.
full article for those who are interested www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/07/150723125358.html
The study itself has a lot of bias but it's still interesting
User avatar #406875 to #406874 - dreygur ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm not surprised if it's true. Stress usually causes a lot of shit later in life, so a negative mentality in general seems to shit on your physical health.
User avatar #406893 to #406875 - thechosentroll (07/26/2015) [-]
Live stressed, die young, leave a pretty body.
#406834 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
since my gf got a new friend she has been avoiding me
User avatar #406863 to #406834 - aoeui (07/26/2015) [-]
ask her if it's a guy and she's dating him
#406867 to #406863 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
its a girl
User avatar #406849 to #406834 - SemiAnon (07/26/2015) [-]
You have 3 weeks
User avatar #406860 to #406849 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
That sounds like a ring knock off.
User avatar #406852 to #406849 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Man thats spooky, my girlfriend got a new friend, started avoiding me, broke up with me three weeks later.
They're dating now.
2 years of wasted time.
But don't worry anon, let her know how ya feel.
#406866 to #406852 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
its a girl, just talked to me and told me her friend was moving away and wanted to spent time with her
User avatar #406850 to #406849 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
what does anon have 3 weeks for?
User avatar #406851 to #406850 - SemiAnon (07/26/2015) [-]
When she breaks up with him
User avatar #406825 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
People who take Donald Trump seriously.
User avatar #406865 to #406825 - aoeui (07/26/2015) [-]
he's a decent candidate. though I doubt he'll win since some of his views make him unpopular.
a lot of people hate him since "omg he has so much money!", as though somehow obama and every president wasn't already wealthy before taking office, and as though they don't all make millions by doing some shady shit as president.
as far as bad, he's nothing like hillary or sanders.
User avatar #406868 to #406865 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
It seems to me he has no filter, which doesn't inspire confidence as far as foreign relations go.
User avatar #406869 to #406868 - aoeui (07/26/2015) [-]
he conducts himself well and is very professional when he needs to be. he's honest and doesn't flip flop just to get elected like hillary. I like him as a leader.
User avatar #406873 to #406869 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
There's a few things he could have communicated much better, like the mexican immigrant fiasco.
User avatar #406837 to #406825 - SemiAnon (07/26/2015) [-]
Trump is the best candidate. Prove me wrong.
User avatar #406872 to #406837 - akkere ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
He has no experience in the political system and thus can only be referred to by his closest leadership position, which is his general business management. Said business management is notorious for defrauding individuals (see Trump University for a strong example) which is lost from the overall scope of the Trump industries.

Grand-standing confidently is great and all, but things change very quickly when you sit in those office doors, and the only way to gauge true intent is to look at a politician's bills, which Trump has none. I could look at Rand Paul's policy and think "Hm, this guy seems decent", but then I look at how he does one thing with the FAIR act (an act that's supposed to guarantee individual's property rights against eminent domain) and refuses to do another thing for the Keystone Pipeline Act (and act that compromises individuals' property rights via eminent domain), I start to hold doubts.
User avatar #406842 to #406839 - SemiAnon (07/26/2015) [-]
But Scott Walker is a dipshit
User avatar #406844 to #406842 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
You misunderstand. I linked to his whole twitter page. Pick your favorite.
User avatar #406846 to #406844 - SemiAnon (07/26/2015) [-]
He's going to make America great again, just accept it
User avatar #406847 to #406846 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Good one.
User avatar #406855 to #406833 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
That's awesome.
User avatar #406838 to #406833 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
That's pretty fucking fantastic.
User avatar #406841 to #406838 - themanwithnoplan (07/26/2015) [-]
The best part is they're updating the extension more and more with more quotes.

So far my favorite is Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump and Donald "We won't have another black president for generations" Trump
User avatar #406845 to #406841 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
So does it only activate when you say "Donald Trump" or do Donald and Trump set it off?
User avatar #406848 to #406845 - themanwithnoplan (07/26/2015) [-]
If you only put Trump it will set it off as well, Donald doesn't.

And with FJ it only works the first time you load a page, when you refresh it will break
User avatar #406826 to #406825 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I have yet to see a single person genuinely support him.
I can not tell you how happy this makes me.
That's not an invitation to ruin it by linking to people supporting him.
#406827 to #406826 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
That spoiler ruined my fun.
User avatar #406828 to #406827 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
you can link them to me
User avatar #406829 to #406828 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Situations like this are a bit like rape: If they want it then what's the point?
This is in poor taste even for me, but it's the first thing that popped into my mind.
User avatar #406830 to #406829 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
it's cool. people make jokes about sexually abusing small children constantly
#406832 to #406830 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Which reminds me: Did I tell you lot the time I was raped by a 12 year old catholic school girl? Don't worry people; I'll be here all week, we have time.
User avatar #406840 to #406832 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
You poor thing. That must have been a horrible experience
User avatar #406854 to #406840 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
It was alright. I hesitate to call it rape, but it makes for a fantastic description.
User avatar #406856 to #406854 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
If you're for real, what went down?
User avatar #406858 to #406856 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Well, I am for real but the magic of that description is that it makes it sound vastly more interesting that it actually is. In reality all that happened is that my roomate in boarding school tried to force herself on me while I was asleep, I woke up, had a bit of an awkward stare, thought about punching her but I didn't 'cause she was a girl, we worked out a couple of things and then we just, uh, kept going at it.
But that's the boring version, I enjoy it much more as an eleven word little factoid to throw around jokingly.
User avatar #406861 to #406858 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
that's got to be a fun thing to tell people. I didn't know you went to boarding school as a kid. How was that?
User avatar #406971 to #406861 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Not very fun. Catholic boarding school, so it was really strict. And it grabbed me right in the middle of when I got really, really into Punk. To say it clashed with who I wanted to be at the time would be an understatement. But, well, at least I got laid a lot because that's what you happens when you lock hormonal kids together without parents.
User avatar #407043 to #406971 - badmotorfinger (07/27/2015) [-]
how long were you there?
User avatar #407057 to #407043 - thebestpieever (07/27/2015) [-]
Three years; what Mexico calls "Secondary school".
User avatar #407059 to #407057 - badmotorfinger (07/27/2015) [-]
so like, junior high and the first year of high school
User avatar #407063 to #407059 - thebestpieever (07/27/2015) [-]
I guess. The way it works it's 6-3-3 in Mexico starting at age six or seven depending on the month of the year, with an optional three years prior to the six. Secondary school is that middle chunk of three.

I can't say if it's like what you say, because I honestly don't understand the American education system.
User avatar #407065 to #407063 - badmotorfinger (07/27/2015) [-]
in america:
Preschool, optional, typically 3 to 5
Elementary school: kindergarten, where you begin at age 5 and turn 6 , 1st grade through 6th grade age 11, turn 12
Junior high: 7th and 8th grade
High school 9th through 12th grade
#406812 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I hate that in about 10 years all the ww2 vets will be dead and we will never get to hear their stories
#406880 to #406812 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
"hey kid, y'know that one time in the tranches w're ah fucked a guy in the ass? yeah that was a good war"

Wow, so many fantastic memories that we will miss.
User avatar #406768 - twiley (07/26/2015) [-]
Yep, this site is officially worse than reddit, as far as the unreasonable hate for women and personal rights goes.


Most of the people in the comments seem to agree that theres nothing wrong with any of these messages, but god danm what the fuck is going on with this site.

Maybe this is how the SJW's win, they just create so much drama that it pollutes all the content on the funny meme websites.
User avatar #406810 to #406768 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
How does Reddit hate women and personal rights?
User avatar #406811 to #406810 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Allow me to ruin your night: www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
Don't know about the rights thing, though.
User avatar #406862 to #406811 - dreygur ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
"They have a fluid personality/interests that help them secure protection from alpha men in their environment. She was never any different then any other woman."


#406843 to #406811 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
what's that? i dont even know what should i read
User avatar #406853 to #406843 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Read the stickies on the side. Guaranteed to make you a more bitter, cynical man in 4 paragraphs or less.
User avatar #406813 to #406811 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm aware of the red pill. That's one subreddit and a very unpopular one. Does the existence of shitredditsays prove that reddit hates reddit?
User avatar #406814 to #406813 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Arguably: Yes. That's more or less the inherent flaw in assigning characteristics that aren't the explicit reason of their association to a group of individuals.
Or to put it another way: I wouldn't have said "Reddit hates women", but things like these is very likely why he said it.
User avatar #406815 to #406814 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
That's why I disagree with him. I imagine he believes that about reddit because that's the current media narrative, the reasoning for that is debatable.
User avatar #406820 to #406815 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Well, sure I guess. I mean, if that's actually what he believes then I guess that's an valid avenue of debate. But, really, I'm not entirely sure he wasn't just being a bit lazy with his phrasing; we all are on occasion.
User avatar #406822 to #406820 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
What i mean is that's probably where the idea came from. That or cursory observation of reddit.
User avatar #406823 to #406822 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #406784 to #406768 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Some of em I agree with, some of em I don't.

Like the shaving thing.
Sure, hair it up all you want, but I have every right to be grossed the fuck out by your armpit bush.

Tattoos are cool
White hair is pretty hot
Attention seeking emo scars are attention seeking emo scars.
How the fuck would we know she had an abortion unless she went around telling people. Then she's just a shitty person. No one gives a shit.
The fuck does casual sex have to do with respect
Some girls can rock an all natural look. Others look like a foot with eyes.
Who the fuck has a problem with loose clothing
Hijabs can look pretty
Some chicks can also rock the bald look
Fuck having kids. Screw spawning more little bastards into this world.
Self respect yourself all you want but don't start crying when people favor skinnier women.
Parents don't want their kids to be gay because they may want grandkids at some point.
I don't want to see a granny in a G-string. If I have to look the other way, it means there's a granny in a G-string over there that I just saw.
Who the fuck thinks its Ana's fault she got raped that isn't a complete shitbag
User avatar #406835 to #406784 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
for the last one, i'd saw a common one is if she's drunk, they like to blame her for having sex because sometimes a guy will end up in jail for drunk sex
#406751 - princessren (07/26/2015) [-]
Why would you buy packages of water bottles when you have a faucet
User avatar #406836 to #406751 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
faucet water is literally the worst thing in most places
#406859 to #406836 - princessren (07/26/2015) [-]
maybe in third world Tennessee
User avatar #406921 to #406859 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
weird, it was shit in dc too

are you saying the capital of the united states is also third world?
User avatar #406929 to #406921 - princessren (07/26/2015) [-]
it depends if you are living with the politicians and rich people
User avatar #406932 to #406929 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
ok ren, whatever you say
User avatar #406779 to #406751 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
some places have really shitty tap water. i guess they could get a brita but even though its filtered they still think about how gross it is. and its always good to keep a case in your car, never know when you need it
#406778 to #406751 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
So I can bring it to the gym/ outside
User avatar #406780 to #406778 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
i can tell you go to the gym from your latest ig post, you look so bid
User avatar #406783 to #406780 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
It's all the cheeseburgers Ive been mowing down on
User avatar #406785 to #406783 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
dad bod!!!!!
User avatar #406791 to #406785 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
>get to eat whatever you want
>lift twice a week max
>bitches stil dig you

ya I work out
User avatar #406796 to #406791 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
me af!!!!! except i dont workout except arms in my garage and running
User avatar #406798 to #406796 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
I used to work only arms back in grade 10 and looked weird as fuck. I had to stay light cus of wrestling so I looked like spongebob with the blow up arms.
User avatar #406803 to #406798 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
My brother only works out his arms and he looks fat and gross
User avatar #406804 to #406803 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's not a good luck. I would rather be skellington than have a small/fat body and big arms.
User avatar #406809 to #406804 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
my arms have always been my smallest part. i was the biggest centaur for a while, still kind of am, just cuz my quads have always been bigger than everything
User avatar #406769 to #406751 - twiley (07/26/2015) [-]
Because i need multiple bottles of water every day in my trunk when im working.

I also dont like cups, i think theyre too open to dust/bugs/the air.
User avatar #406766 to #406751 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Because the water from my tap comes from pipes that were planted in the 1950's and I don't feel like drinking an asbestos smoothie.
User avatar #406760 to #406751 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
You would probably understand if you ever went places
User avatar #406758 to #406751 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
People think it's safer/cleaner/taste better.
Only the last one is possibly true.
#406756 to #406751 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
to eventually have empty bottles to fill up with water from the tap you fuck
User avatar #406740 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Why is Sewallman blocking me
User avatar #406942 to #406740 - brcstar (07/26/2015) [-]
Why is there a post about Sewallman here every other day
#406877 to #406740 - Sewallman (07/26/2015) [-]
You're blocked? Huh..
User avatar #406805 to #406740 - phanact (07/26/2015) [-]
Sewallman blocks anyone from the pony board simply because you go to the pony board

He's mad like that
User avatar #406878 to #406805 - Sewallman (07/26/2015) [-]
I don't block anyone besides the people that purposely thumb me down just for seeing my name.

I have a personal agreement with the pony board... I don't go there and then I don't have to think about it..
User avatar #406807 to #406805 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
What a chode
User avatar #406864 to #406807 - dreygur ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Aha, you go to the brony board
User avatar #406772 to #406740 - twiley (07/26/2015) [-]
dont worry m8, famous fucks only last 3-4 years

see: phanact, died off in popularity at the start of 2015, no more orange name, back to being a regular user because he stopped saying dumb shit
User avatar #406775 to #406772 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
It's not that he's popular, I don't give a shit about e-peens
It's that now I can't comment on half the frontpage.
User avatar #406777 to #406775 - twiley (07/26/2015) [-]
what i mean is that you wont have to deal with his shit for much longer, he wont make as much content, he'll stop begging for money, and he'll stop his steam card thumbwhoring

then you may return to the front page once more
User avatar #406752 to #406740 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Who knows.
Or cares.
He just wants us to pay his rent and feel bad for him.
"muh kids and wife at 21"
User avatar #406806 to #406752 - phanact (07/26/2015) [-]
Maybe put a condom on lol
User avatar #406819 to #406806 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Don't know why he's still here after all those gofundme links.
User avatar #406821 to #406819 - phanact (07/26/2015) [-]
Yeah I told admin when I was a mod that he should be banned for it because we ban others for it

User avatar #406824 to #406821 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Always right or else.
Don't miss that shit at all.
User avatar #406879 to #406824 - Sewallman (07/26/2015) [-]
What gofundme links?

I posted links that generated money through ad traffic that I gave back to FJ around Christmas time.. But what ever.. You're entitled to your opinion.
User avatar #406884 to #406879 - phanact (07/26/2015) [-]
You gifted the shit to yourself LOL

literal theft
User avatar #406754 to #406752 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Well now I can't post on half the frontpage
#406734 - dreygur ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Friend: "Hey, wanna come over? We're hosting a LAN here"
Me: "How many will be there?"
Friend: "X, Y and Z will show up a bit later, making us 6 people"
Me: "Okay, sure"

We end up being 4 people all night because two never showed up. LAN ended up sucking and we went off sooner than anticipated.
I really hate when people say they'll show up and then they don't. With one guy it was rather expected, as he either meets up very late or never, but the other was rather unexpected.
#406712 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Is there anyone more unbearably arrogant than movie critics?
User avatar #406743 to #406712 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Dark Souls Fans
Wh40k fans
neckbeard fedora atheists
#407041 to #406743 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Nice boogeymen
User avatar #407055 to #407041 - leonhardt (07/27/2015) [-]
Cool buzzword
User avatar #406789 to #406743 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
aw man i remember the warhammer fags
that was over a year ago but they were awful
User avatar #406794 to #406789 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
they still come around every now and then.
Especially when anyone talks about sci-fi they have to start a pissing contest
They're worse than the fucking bronies.
#406802 to #406799 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
when you see these guys, what's the first thing you think of?
that's right.
#406733 to #406712 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
#406817 to #406733 - sineztro (07/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #406732 to #406712 - theism ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Game critics, music critics or literary critics.

Or film students.
User avatar #406696 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I hate how strict I have to be with my budget because I'm trying to get a ticket for Nigmo to come hang out.
You better have fun you fucking cunt. I eat 1 meal a day because of you.
User avatar #406857 to #406696 - EdwardNigma (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm still going to hand out vegemite to people.
#406870 to #406857 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
That's like giving out caramel coated onions to kids at halloween.
User avatar #406871 to #406870 - EdwardNigma (07/26/2015) [-]
The goal is to find the one person who says they like it. Not "its not bad" I mean "Yeah, this is good."
I will give them an Australian flag and one of those weird ass hats with the things hanging off them. They are an honourary Australian now.
User avatar #406788 to #406696 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
I...I wanna shoot guns too senpai
User avatar #406790 to #406788 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Aren't guns still slightly legal in Canada?
User avatar #406792 to #406790 - bladeboy (07/26/2015) [-]
I think we have more rifles per capita than America
User avatar #406793 to #406792 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Well there ya go.
User avatar #406735 to #406696 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
thanks for the invite
User avatar #406737 to #406735 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
You live in Canada, you can drive here.
User avatar #406741 to #406737 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
also its 4000 km
User avatar #406745 to #406741 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Did not know you lived on the West Coast.
Sucks to be you, nerd.
User avatar #406746 to #406745 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
west coast = best coast
User avatar #406747 to #406746 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
East Coast=Beast Coast
#406774 to #406747 - twiley (07/26/2015) [-]
midwest coast = better than the rest coast
User avatar #406750 to #406747 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
yeah beast cuz ur all ugly and look like beasts. fuck im funny
User avatar #406738 to #406737 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
implying i have my drivers license
implying if i did my mom would let me take her new subie i fucking love that car
User avatar #406722 to #406696 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
that's really cool
User avatar #406723 to #406722 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Right? Gonna take him to shoot some guns, make him gain ten pounds, tell his mom he got shot.
It'll be great.
User avatar #406724 to #406723 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
I love the friendships that his board has created.
I think he'll love it here in America.
User avatar #406725 to #406724 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
*this board
User avatar #406707 to #406696 - foreveranonymous (07/26/2015) [-]
Be sure to post pics
User avatar #406711 to #406707 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Definitely will on Facebook.
He's a bitch about showing his face tho.
User avatar #406713 to #406711 - foreveranonymous (07/26/2015) [-]
Add me on facebook, babe
User avatar #406714 to #406713 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
PM link pls.
User avatar #406716 to #406715 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Is that really your fucking name?
Because that's a pretty neat last name.
User avatar #406717 to #406716 - foreveranonymous (07/26/2015) [-]
That's my real last name, but I don't go by my birth name. It's just a nickname I use instead
User avatar #406704 to #406696 - masterboll (07/26/2015) [-]
get a ticket for me and ill hang out
User avatar #406710 to #406704 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
If it cost less than $2000, fuck it, I might.
User avatar #406831 to #406710 - masterboll (07/26/2015) [-]
at least now i know how much our friendship isnt worth
User avatar #406697 to #406696 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
the lengths people will go for sex
User avatar #406699 to #406697 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I am going to bang that bony skeleton ass of his back to his shithole of a country.
#406681 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
hey guys it's that anon from 1 year ago
i wanted to see how much of a edge lord shibe turned into due to this board's corruption
User avatar #406800 to #406681 - rokkarokkaali (07/26/2015) [-]
He listens to russian music so you can guess
User avatar #406694 to #406681 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
that anon from 1 year ago?
#406709 to #406694 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
ye, that anon from 1 year ago
User avatar #406721 to #406709 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
what happened 1 year ago
User avatar #406729 to #406728 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
how eventful!
#406731 to #406729 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, we all lead very exciting lives here at the Board of Hating.
Yeah, we all lead very exciting lives here at the Board of Hating.
#406727 to #406721 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I lurked here after not not lurking as frequently
#406691 to #406681 - epicscorpion (07/26/2015) [-]
he's as edgy as a sphere

a sphere that likes to listen to psychic elephant farts or some shit
User avatar #406720 to #406691 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Technically, a sphere is an infinite collection of edges.
#406708 to #406691 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #406690 to #406681 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
He's gotten a lot better actually.
He's still into all that weird ass music, so turns out that wasn't a phase.
#406706 to #406690 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
keep watching over him
User avatar #406687 to #406681 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
dude i've become the epitome of edge at this point

fear me B)
#406705 to #406687 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
good for you shibe but don't lie
#406736 to #406660 - dreygur ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Well, he made genuinely unpopular opinions, I'll give him that, but fuck him for pointlessly bastardizing JoJo
User avatar #406726 to #406660 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
He's right, homosexuality isn't normal. Lusting after prepubescent girls because of watching too many cartoons that pander to manchildren is normal.
#406730 to #406726 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
What about the little girls in animu with a penis. 13 y/o dickgirls, that's both homosex AND ripe age for our beloved infinite
User avatar #406700 to #406660 - foreveranonymous (07/26/2015) [-]
Can he please do the world a favor and kill himself? /:
#406702 to #406700 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
tfw no sweet 12 y/o poon in the afterlife

only option is for you to kill him
User avatar #406675 to #406660 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
Isn't he just a huge troll?
User avatar #406761 to #406675 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
I fucking hope so.
It's slightly distressing to know that someone this mentally impaired is allowed to operate a computer.
User avatar #406695 to #406675 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
If he is, fucking kudos to him. He's found that nice line of believably retarded.
User avatar #406679 to #406675 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Maybe, but there are some people out there who actually believe that.
User avatar #406682 to #406679 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
specifically which ones?
User avatar #406685 to #406682 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I don't know specific people who believe that, but there has to be someone out there.
User avatar #406686 to #406685 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
I meant which of the "unpopular opinions" were you referring to
I only skimmed the post since I'm sleepy as fuck
User avatar #406688 to #406686 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'll get to you in a second, playing csgo and just got into a game
User avatar #406689 to #406688 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
I'll probably be asleep m8!
User avatar #406719 to #406689 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
no dont
User avatar #406895 to #406719 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
#406677 to #406675 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure he actually believes this stuff, maybe he's just a good troll if anything
User avatar #406665 to #406660 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Most of these aren't unpopular and the ones at that are unpopular are unpopular for a reason
User avatar #406662 to #406660 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
>Legal age should be 13.
No it should NOT. 13 year old are not mentally mature enough for that shit.
User avatar #406718 to #406662 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
It's fair that he has a beef with AoC laws pertaining to mental maturity. Nobody wants to die a virgin.
#406683 to #406662 - epicscorpion (07/26/2015) [-]
just because you can produce sex cells at that age doesn't mean you should be breeding

older girls than that have died in childbirth, a girl that age doesn't even have hips wide enough ffs
#406676 to #406662 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
lol can you imagine? instead of 16 and prego we'd get to see 12 and prego, my goodness
User avatar #406680 to #406676 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
"Carly says her 22 year old boyfriend, who goes by his online handle 'Infinte', 'gets her' in a way her parent's and other adults don't."
"It's like, he sees me for how mature I am."
User avatar #406667 to #406662 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
It's the legal age in mexico or something, maybe we can use it as sort of a reference if it's good or not.

But yea I agree.
User avatar #406701 to #406667 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
And that's between minors. In practice it's 18 -it's fucking weird.
User avatar #406698 to #406667 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
Japan too.
User avatar #406673 to #406667 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
16-18 is fine.
Hell, plenty of 16 year olds aren't even mentally mature enough. But by that point it's really on them.
User avatar #406684 to #406673 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Seriously, I'd argue 16 is still too young. I mean, look at families that were born out of 16 year old girl pregnancies. I don't know how great they are, but according to everyone, they're not good.
#406664 to #406662 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
How else can he bang middle schoolers tho?
User avatar #406666 to #406664 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Honestly would not be surprised if that's why he said that.
He seems like that guy who dates girls way too young for him, because they don't know any better, and think he's cool.
User avatar #406650 - Tyranitar ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
This transgender teenager who complains that straight men don't hit on her, and that it's wrong that they ignore her for her female friends who are actual females.

"You men have to change your sexuality to include me because I'm a special snowflake"
User avatar #406744 to #406650 - princessren (07/26/2015) [-]
is it Jazz Jennings?
because she is pretty cute for a 14 year old
User avatar #406947 to #406744 - Tyranitar ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
From that TV show, yeah. I got nothing against her or transgenders or anything, but it's irritating that her and her mother just keep complaining that straight guys that don't have interest in her while she's still technically just a cross-dressing boy are wrong and that they need to alter themselves to accommodate her desires.
User avatar #407027 to #406947 - princessren (07/26/2015) [-]
I mean...she was put on testosterone blockers and estrogen before puberty....so I would say she is more then a crossdressing boy, the only real difference between her and other girls is what's between her legs.
But it's a show about a transgender girl of course they are gonna make everything about being trans and she is gonna be a drama queen
User avatar #406753 to #406744 - teoberry (07/26/2015) [-]
ur pretty cute for a 14 year old. jk nsa pls dnt hurt me
#406657 to #406650 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #406668 to #406657 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
can we please stop this meme
#406645 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Nothing I could annotate this picture with would make it any more or less sad.
User avatar #406762 to #406645 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
I legitimately wonder how many fedoras he owns.
User avatar #406661 to #406645 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
well he's sorta right but he's also massively wrong
User avatar #406669 to #406661 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
those are two very conflicting statements
what do you mean?
User avatar #406671 to #406669 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
youtu.be/TVwKjGbz60k?t=4m20s i think zizek explains this a bit
User avatar #406674 to #406671 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
#406653 to #406645 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck is he even talking about?
User avatar #406658 to #406653 - shibe ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
people don't want the "truth", they just want the "truth" that fits them the best
#406646 to #406645 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
The irony of his post knows no bounds.
User avatar #406647 to #406646 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
If you think I'm as much of self-absorbed idiot as him, wouldn't that make this post expected, and thus not ironic?
#406672 to #406647 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I was talking about inifinite's post not yours. That's why I used the word "his" and not "your."
User avatar #406678 to #406672 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Well, I thought you said "this" and it's late and shut up faggot
User avatar #406637 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
Today wast the worst shift I've ever had. Holy fuck - I'm so tired. It's the most hectic and busy the place has ever been; with three weddings on at the same time on the three different floors.
I kept getting told to do something, having to deal with how hectic it was starting the job; finally getting the hang of it and working out a system to make it easier/faster and then I was called to another floor because that floor had become extra busy. Then I kept being told to do different things at the same time by all my managers. I'd be half way through one job before another manager came up to me and was like "Why are you doing this? You should be doing this other thing!" and then when I started on their thing, the first manager would see me and be like "Why are you doing this thing? I told you to do the other thing."
At one point, I was told to put the dirty dishes into the little lift to send them down to the kitchen. The lift didn't work. I was pressing the button to bring it up, but it wasn't coming up and the doors would not open. They just couldn't open at all, so there was shit all I could do. One manager said "Just leave it then. There isn't anything you can do."
Then at the end of the night (2am) another manager saw the dirty dishes and was like "Seriously? Why has all this been left here? Get to clearing this up now." - and when I did it, the lift doors finally opened and I could put the dishes in and send it down.
After that I said "Sorry, it was just earlier the lift wasn't working at all - I actually couldn't do it."
All he said in a shitty tone was "Well it just worked for me, so I don't know what you're on about."
I know what he was fucking insinuating - basically that I was lying and making an excuse as to why I hadn't done it. But he can fuck right off - I fucking hate that he can be like that with me when it was for a legitimate reason; whereas often at the end of the night there will be stuff he needs to do and he literally just says to us "Nah; can't really be bothered - they can deal with it in the morning." - I guess that's my main issue with it; just the hypocrisy in it.
Fucking hell; at least I'm being paid on Wednesday. It'll make it all worth it.
User avatar #406638 to #406637 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
Also, a customer from last week can fuck right off as well.
I never got his drink wrong a single time, but each time he came over he'd slowly explain to me what he wanted; which was always a "Jack Daniel's and Diet (always with an emphasis on the diet) Coke, with ice and a lime wedge"
Then after I poured it for him he'd be like "And it's a diet coke right? It needs to be diet."
One time he didn't even look at the drink and was like "Where's the lime?". All I had to do was point and say "There." and he looked down to see it. He at least had to common sense to be ashamed of his shitty attitude at that point about the lime.
#406641 to #406638 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Pic feels somehow perfectly related.
User avatar #406644 to #406641 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
It actually sort of does in all honesty.
And I have a shift tomorrow to deal with as well.
I think one of the bad things about the job is that they don't tell us what we're getting in for. I never even know what type of event it is until I get there (wedding, christening, birthday party etc.) and I don't know when my shifts end. Sometimes I'll end at 2am, and sometimes it'll be around 11pm and I'll be taken off the bar and just told to sign out. It's just a hectic, disorganised mess that none of the managers have bothered to deal with because it's more convenient for them than for us.
User avatar #406649 to #406644 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
How hard would it be for you to rub the tip of your dick along the rim of the serving glasses without getting caught?
User avatar #406652 to #406649 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
Pretty hard - with cameras on each floor, watching each bar.
User avatar #406654 to #406652 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Maybe you can whack off and not wash your hands afterward, just let it dry?
User avatar #406655 to #406654 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
It's not really much to do with customers. Some are annoying as shit, but for the most part the customers are actually mint people who understand that you've taken time out of your day to serve them on whatever day it is for them (like their wedding or whatever)

One thing about the bar job is that one person has to be on the bar at all times; I was the only one on bar, and no one else was even in the room to collect glasses, and this lovely old woman kept going around and collecting the glasses for me when I couldn't leave the bar. She was a great customer - and I always love when customers understand how shitty it is having to clean up after them. Whereas for the most part you get the customers leaving 20 glasses on a table, still half full with dirty napkins and sweet wrappers and, the worst of all, their gum. God I fucking hate it when I have to clean chewing gum out of glasses; it's so fucking disgusting
User avatar #406648 to #406644 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm so glad I'm a trainer. The first thing I do is tell them what shit they're in for.
It should be a mandatory thing they have to cover in training.
User avatar #406651 to #406648 - tvfreakuk (07/26/2015) [-]
I had no training on this job. My first shift it was learning by doing, and if I made a mistake (like I wasn't the best at pouring pints at the start) they'd just say "No that's wrong" and finally show me how to do it.
But it's still annoying when it comes to Tetley's because we have to pour it different to how we do the rest because it's such a thick drink. Two managers have told me to do it two different ways (only slightly differently - not a complicated thing or anything) but if either of them catch me doing it the other way they'll call me out on it and tell me to do it the other way.
It's not even an issue of getting in trouble for the Tetley pour, which I actually don't - it's just infuriating to be told two different things and not actually be sure what to do in that way.
#406636 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Nearly been 2 days, she still hasn't come back online. Hope is dead and gone.
User avatar #406656 to #406636 - joshlol (07/26/2015) [-]
you're silly
#406659 to #406656 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I know you're silly as well.
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#406670 to #406663 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Technically I've been waiting 3 years. But the real waiting has only been these two days.
User avatar #406630 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
Whoever thought up priority as a fighting game mechanic deserves to be burned alive.
User avatar #406642 to #406630 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
Games like this with mechanics that aren't stupid would be complex enough in design to melt your game console into a noxious puddle.
#406632 to #406630 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
What game?
Also what is up priority?
User avatar #406763 to #406632 - leonhardt (07/26/2015) [-]
Priority is basically "This attack is stronger than these other attacks, so if these two attacks hit, this attack will damage the other guy, and interrupt his attack"
User avatar #406634 to #406632 - thebestpieever (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm guessing Smash 'cause very few games actually have a priority mechanic, though. Most of the time we just talk about priority as a function of two -I guess four- hitboxes clashing together, and whose attack hitbox reaches whose target hitbox. It's rarely an actual mechanic, it's just the result of the already existing hitboxes. But as far as I know Smash does have an established series of rules to determine priority.
User avatar #406633 to #406632 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
I don't reply to anons
User avatar #406635 to #406633 - freedomreturns ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
But you just did.
User avatar #406639 to #406635 - alexanderburns (07/26/2015) [-]
remember to hide all eezo posts
User avatar #406629 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
>Turn on TV for the first time in a few months
>"Sharknado 3: Oh hell no!"
>Turn off TV
User avatar #406631 to #406629 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
I hate how everyone pretends to like the SyFy movies.
User avatar #406643 to #406631 - Shiny (07/26/2015) [-]
They were fun years ago when they were sincere attempts at made-for-TV entertainment. Now they're trying to make bad movies, which completely ruins the point and comes off as contrived.
#406622 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
so, them niggers huh? amirite
#406626 to #406623 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
maybe i dont have an account faggot?
User avatar #406627 to #406626 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
except there were no anons on when you made this comment
plus it's a stupid ass one.
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