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#474845 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
My Great Pyranese went missing the other day, so we had been searching for her and found her in a stream yesterday, but she couldn't get out because her back legs don't work anymore. My dad and I got her out and took her home, and she's just lying around. She's been trying to walk, so that was cool, but her water was red with blood. I imagine that we'll have to put her down.

Also, I pulled a muscle in my back from carrying her. It hurt sooo badly.
#474846 to #474845 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Thank God. I found a position in which I can breathe comfortably and lie not awkwardly.
#474839 - gibroner
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(06/22/2016) [-]
There's a state park near where I live that me and my friends like to go hiking at because there's a lot of trails nice scenery and stream running through it. But the downside is people ride their horses through it all the time. They fucking tear up the trails there are certain spots where the horses have churned it up so bad that the trail is basically a god damn mud pit where you're likely to lose your fucking boots. and you can always tell those parts because they're covered in hoof prints plus they shit all over the trails and even though at the entrance to the park there's signs that say "please pick up after your horses" they never fucking do. It's illegal for anyone to even ride a bicycle on the trails because they're worried about the damage they'd do but these rich dicks are allowed to turn the trails into goddamn sinkholes with their horses
#474844 to #474839 - enlightednatzie
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I hate horses so godamn much. How hard is to remove the shit with a shovel after the horse? No, fpr the love of god just let the steaming pile of horseshit take up half the road you lazy horseowning fucks.
#474823 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>go to Taco Del Mar
>mom orders the 3 tacos cause it was the deal of the day but only wants two so makes me eat the other
>not paying much attention cause i was thinking of the dank ass burrito i was going to get
>get the reaper salsa cause the only thing i associate reaper with now is overwatch
>girl looks at me like i'm retarded
>forgot that the reaper pepper is the hottest pepper in the world
>remember after i finish my burrito, get scared and fill up my drink just in case
>it wasn't even spicy
like seriously, it was hardly hotter than the habanero i had on my burrito, it was clearly not real reaper peppers, fucking false advertisement bullshit
#474825 to #474823 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>expecting quality out of milton kfc/taco bell
#474826 to #474825 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
taco del mar you aspie
#474836 to #474826 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Literally all mexican food is the same
#474842 to #474836 - anon
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(06/22/2016) [-]
mexican food in USA*
#474837 to #474836 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
good thing taco bell isn't mexican food, it's dog food
#474838 to #474837 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I'm a dawg
#474816 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>tfw conflicted between cutting or keeping the "bulk" going for a bit more
#474818 to #474816 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I don't get this joke.
#474824 to #474818 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I couldn't find the right feels pic I wanted so I went with this one
#474840 to #474824 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I don't know if they mean this also, but I think that they're talking about the comment itself.
Or at least, I just personally didn't get it... Bulking? Cutting?
#474841 to #474840 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Bulking is eating a surplus of calories to put on mass, cutting is lowering your caloric intake to cut excess fat.
#474843 to #474841 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Oh I thought you were cutting yourself like an emo kid.
Yes that clarifies a lot thank you.
#474815 - huntergriff
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I hate these douchebags with such a fiery passion.
#474828 to #474815 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/22/2016) [-]
why? some tim and eric stuff is so funny
#474819 to #474815 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
who dey?
#474821 to #474819 - huntergriff
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Tim and eric. From tim and eric's awesome show great job, Tom goes to the mayor, tim and eric's bedtime stories, and a bunch of other shit.
#474822 to #474821 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I have no idea what that is.
I guess they don't air it where I am.
#474914 to #474822 - greenjacketcs
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Have your heard of dr. Steve Brule? For your health.
#474923 to #474914 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
no
#474814 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Manager: You're not allowed to use the word 'annually' when referring to a one off payment. If the customer is paying monthly then their total cost in the year is still their annual price.

If we accidentally use the word 'annual' for a one off payment then it is grounds for a failed call.
Only this instance have I thought about how much bullshit this is. For one; it's just a word. Secondly; you are totally ignoring the actual definition of the word. The definition for 'annually' is "once a year; every year". A one off payment each year is actually this. Monthly payment totals aren't "annual" as well, it's just the whole years cost.
It feels like such a stupid thing but why should I get in trouble just for using a genuine word how it's described? The only reason I keep using it on accident sometimes is because I've been so used to using it the way it actually is and I just haven't gotten used to this bullshit where someone else is suddenly telling me that definition is wrong and I'm not allowed to use it.
#474820 to #474814 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Is there an actual legit reason why they banned the word annually?
Like, is there some kinda copyright on the word I don't know?
#474832 to #474820 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
No. It's just that under the regulator's definition both the total monthly and total one off are technically annual; so telling a customer a one off is annual as its description is "misleading"
#474812 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
All of my fucking cities in CIV5 multiplayer never have good production, it fucking sucks.
#474813 to #474812 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Also, Ghandi nuke memes are cancer.
#474802 - satoasami
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(06/21/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbxJ5XYgm0

Comic Book writers frustrate me a lot of the time namely because ever since DBZ developed this whole "power level" bullshit comic book writers don't know how to properly scale heroes/villains set of skills

Like at the very most the 2 most offensive characters DC somewhat suffers from in terms of this problem comes from either Darkseid or Doomsday

Marvel on the other hand you have a list of recurring villains with bullshit skill sets

>You have Apocalypse who has the ability to regenrate cell tissue even at a subatomic level
>You have Thanos who can survive till the end of the Universe

>and you also have Galactus who at this point doesn't even wanna eat Earth anymore he just wants to destroy it.
#474810 to #474802 - thechosentroll
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(06/22/2016) [-]
That's cause it's not just one writer. There isn't one guy who writes Batman, one guy who writes Superman and one guy who writes Spider-man. Those fuckers change their writers more often than they change their underwear, so you naturally get the occasional shit writer and the occasional inconsistency. It's just a part of comics, really.
#474801 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
You'd be surprised how easy it is to win an argument when every source provided against you is influenced by the "liberal SJW cuck shill left wing media".
#474806 to #474801 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Yeah they really like to use that argument for both sides.
I remember someone complaining that the quotes given were completely useless because it came from " apeacefulreligion.com " even though they were just flat out quotes from the Quran.
#474798 - balor
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(06/21/2016) [-]
>Talking to my friend
>His little brother is being funny
>Try telling him I admire the energetic and bold nature of young boys and how they remind me of when I was a kid
>Say, "I like little boys."
#474807 to #474798 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
You clearly need to play more dating sims because human interaction is way beyond you at the moment.
#474800 to #474798 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I was playing mass effect 2 today and there was a planet named after you
#474797 - balor
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(06/21/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q&ab_channel=YouTubeSpotlight   
   
The pendulum is swinging the other way boys.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q&ab_channel=YouTubeSpotlight

The pendulum is swinging the other way boys.
#474796 - tvfreakuk
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(06/21/2016) [-]
> Have passport for past 5 years
> Never any issue, always know where it is
> Recently decided to open new bank account (a friend of mine told me recently about him opening a second bank account to send a direct debit to, and then have all my bills just go out of that account, so figured I'd do it as well to just organise my money better)
> can't find my passport anywhere.

How did this happen? I literally never do anything with it other than buying drink and tabs every now and then, and I didn't buy any yesterday. I've had the thing for so long, and now that I need it for something actually worth while I go and fucking lose it. Not to mention me and my friends decided we were going on a trip to Amsterdam in a month or so. I know getting a new one will be as easy as just filling out a form and paying the £60 or so it costs, but it's just annoying that I've had it for so long and I just have to go and lose it now.
#474808 to #474796 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Have you checked the last place you put it?
#474811 to #474808 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I guess it'll also be in the last place I look as well, right?
#474817 to #474811 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
You got it
#474795 - huntergriff
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(06/21/2016) [-]
>call dad up to check in on him
>immediately talks to me about talking to an army recruiter

Every fucking time. Jesus, yes I want to join the military, but I don't want to do it right now. I still got until I hit my 40's to join. Right now I want to see about learning how to make games and shit, and if I fuck that up, then fuck it.
#474809 to #474795 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I don't know about your country but over here if you join the military they pay for university.

Would be nice to join and get your game design course paid for or some shit.
#474799 to #474795 - balor
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Join the military, serve for a bit, then learn about games when you come back.
#474778 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
"Women in comics aren't oversexualized! That's rediculous! Look at Jubilee"

Like, a good 90% of comic book women are giant boobs with heads and legs attached. Yes, there are a few exceptions, but claiming that there isn't a problem with oversexualizing by bringing up the 10% of girls that aren't is completely stupid.
Have you seen that one webcomic that's super popular on funny junk? That one with the weird niplle guy? The girl in that comic always has giant boobs, a v neck, and her hips showing. If you pulled her pants down any farther, you'd see her vagina. But that's okay for everyone becuase you're attracted to it, so you turn a blind eye to the blatant objectification of women. God forbid a woman objectify a man though, because everyone sure as hell is fine with bitching at her, even though they've done nothing to solve or even aknowlege the original problem.
#474792 to #474778 - huntergriff
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Who gives a shit?
#474793 to #474792 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
-said the man who actively seeks out articles to get mad at
#474794 to #474793 - huntergriff
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Everyone's a hypocrite at some point.
#474777 - princessren
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(06/21/2016) [-]
FU , Mass Effect 2!
You knew I would assign Tali to go into the ventilation shaft because she was the tech expert
and now she is dead!
Why!?
#474779 to #474777 - maddboiy
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(06/21/2016) [-]
did you do her loyalty mission? because if you don't then they'll die
#474782 to #474779 - princessren
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I did Tali's loyalty mission
there were buttons I had to press while she was in there and her health ticks down the longer you don't. but I pressed all those too.
the game shouldn't punish you for knowing your crews strengths, and it seemed like every other incident was like "pick the correct person or bad stuff happens"
but I honestly can't think who else but Tali would go into the vents. maybe Legion
#474783 to #474782 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Did you pick a bad person to be the other squad leader?
#474784 to #474783 - princessren
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(06/21/2016) [-]
M-miranda?
#474785 to #474784 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, you picked a shit person. That's why Tali died. I can't remember all the right choices, but I know Garrus and Zaeed are two of them. I can tell you for certain Samara is the wrong choice for that too. Take a guess as to how I learned that on my first playthrough. Also guess who restarted the mission when they learned that
#474786 to #474785 - princessren
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I was gonna chose Garrus to lead the the team too vv
#474787 to #474786 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
stop playing my favourite game of all time wrong
#474788 to #474787 - princessren
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(06/21/2016) [-]
what
#474789 to #474788 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
play better
#474780 to #474779 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I did all of them and looked up what to task to give each character so they'd all survive. The guide also sent Tali through the ventilation shaft, and she still died for me too.
#474781 to #474780 - maddboiy
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(06/21/2016) [-]
it's been ages since i played it but i think theres a time limit or something which you might have failed, if not that then i have no idea why she would have died
#474790 to #474781 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, haven't played it in years. That's probably what happened for me, then.
#474776 - enlightednatzie
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Im so damn tired but i cant sleep. Like, i am incredible tired and i tried to sleep an hour ago but i could not, probably because its still too light and noisy outside.
#474772 - tvfreakuk
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I hate those people who think that in order to like something you have to know absolutely everything about it.
Like if you say you like a certain band and someone might be like "well if you're a true band name all of their albums!"

It's not a common thing, but on the occasion it's happened to me I think it's fucking ridiculous. I mean there are something's I like where I know a lot about it but if anyone else says they like it, I'm not going to suddenly put them through a trivia test to prove themselves. I'll just like that someone likes something I like and I'll talk to them about it.
#474774 to #474772 - enlightednatzie
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(06/21/2016) [-]
True, i like rammstein very much but i dont even know their names lol.
#474791 to #474774 - thechosentroll
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I still don't get why you should. I care about the music, not about the people playing it.
#474761 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
boy howdy

I sure do hate crixuz
#474760 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I met someone that said being cyber bullied is something absolutely horrible and that blocking them won't take away what they said to you.

If someone calls you a faggot just block them if it bothers you that much, what is the problem here?
#474758 - aoeui
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(06/21/2016) [-]
tfw no black teen pussy