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#416893 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Being dragged to the dentist.

Yay, cant wait for a guy to put his fingers in my mouth and breath into it while nagging me like a fucking housewife.
User avatar #416910 to #416893 - shenro (09/09/2015) [-]
you have some strange dentists, since mine don't do that, heck if theres no pain for a while, i start feeling sleepy.
User avatar #416895 to #416893 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
Take care of your teeth, then.
#416955 to #416895 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
"What is a check up?"
You stupid, dumb, ignorant retard.
User avatar #416966 to #416955 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
He won't nag you if you take care of them...
User avatar #416883 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Tyler the creator has a great voice but his songs are lame af. Shame.
User avatar #416888 to #416883 - mistermetokur (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm thumb banned so +1
User avatar #416890 to #416888 - Darianvincent (09/09/2015) [-]
Is it because you were shilling camal cigarettes too much?
#416881 - Ihazfunkitty (09/09/2015) [-]
i hate how my college made me pay for adobe css but they never gave it to me and i didnt want it in the first place.
they keep saying how my i need to upgrade from cs6 to css or else its "going to act up".
User avatar #416882 to #416881 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Does your college even know about torrents?
User avatar #416891 to #416882 - Ihazfunkitty (09/09/2015) [-]
theyre fully aware that they excist. they told us even to torrent a 3d program once.
#416879 - Darianvincent (09/09/2015) [-]
>Click on video
>ABP is disabled randomly

I-it was just a coincidence right?
#416889 to #416879 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Use uBlock origin
User avatar #416880 to #416879 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Probably. But ABP and Adblock are actually two different programmes and in my experience ABP is far inferior to Adblock, which includes getting bypassed a lot more.
User avatar #416870 - leonhardt (09/09/2015) [-]
The Kim Jong Un propaganda

We know he's a shitty human being.
Do the people that post the propaganda, and ONLY the propaganda, think that they're actually doing anything?
User avatar #416872 to #416870 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #416873 to #416872 - leonhardt (09/09/2015) [-]
Like, this

Like, who is that for?
Does this dude actually think there are people here who don't think that North Korea is an absolute shithole and that Kim Jong Un isn't a complete dill weed?
User avatar #416884 to #416873 - akkere (09/09/2015) [-]
There are quite a few people who chalk up the media attention to North Korea and its horrid status as simply " untrue and slanderous Western Propaganda". They don't post often, because the popular opinion is that North Korea is in fact, a shit hole and Kim Jong Un is a moronic tyrant, but every so often I've seen unironic posts supporting the DPRK as a whole.
User avatar #416874 to #416873 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I... don't... I mean... I guess if it's a concerted effort it could count as "anti Kim Jong-un propaganda" but well, it kinda isn't. If a million people make a million mocking cartoons... well, they're that, there's no overriding ideology or concerted effort. I mean, if you want to play logical backbending anything is propaganda to an extent, this comment could be "Pro-certain definition of 'propaganda' propaganda" but it's a bit childish to play logical backbending.

I mean, it is disparaging, but it's also kinda completely factual, not really biased, and not really official in any manner. It's... just... I mean, if you want to get extremely reductive it is, but at that level then Rolling Stone's review of Jazz was "Anti-queen propaganda" and then the word sort of stops meaning anything at all.
User avatar #416905 to #416874 - factual ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
it's a fact
User avatar #416875 to #416874 - leonhardt (09/09/2015) [-]
It'd be different if they were actually funny.
User avatar #416876 to #416875 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I don't think the status of "propaganda" has anything to do with its comedic value.
User avatar #416877 to #416876 - leonhardt (09/09/2015) [-]
Propaganda is just unfunny political jokes
#416863 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm jealous of this cartoon's hair.
I hate myself for being jealous of a cartoon's hair.
I'm still planning to stop dying my hair black, let the blond grow, and tweak it a bit to replicate it and I hate myself for that.
I'm also afraid as fuck it will look like shit on me.
I hate myself for every single step of this thought process, a thought process that is in and of itself fairly insecure and stupid and yet I'm still doing it.

Maybe. I might have to get a friend who knows photoshop to do a mockup of what it would look like if I let my hair just get blond.
I get the stupidest ideas at three in the morning. Remember to follow my blog, updates every Wednesday.
User avatar #416869 to #416863 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
You're fucking 34! Get a man's haircut already
User avatar #416871 to #416869 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm 19 ... plus five... people always say I look 20

No haircut is a man's haircut, cutting your hair is an offence to the lord.
User avatar #416864 to #416863 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
you want to look like the foo fighters drummer or what
#416866 to #416864 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
That might work, actually. My hair's a bit puffier than his, though, like Jimmy Page puffy, I don't know if that would work.
Pic is basically what my hair looks like now, almost to a T. I really want to get that drawin's bangs. I dunno.
#416854 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Back to university and back to professors who don't tell us that they won't be giving us a lecture, despite what the program says. Fuck that, son.
#416856 to #416854 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I may or may not have already decided the programme can go fuck itself as far as my class is concerned.
User avatar #416860 to #416856 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
if the curriculum is shit, then it's shit.
User avatar #416858 to #416856 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Then notify the class beforehand, don't waste a nigga time teach'!
User avatar #416855 to #416854 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
this your third year?
User avatar #416859 to #416857 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
kick some ass bro
User avatar #416865 to #416859 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Thanks babe
User avatar #416852 - sannukas (09/09/2015) [-]
I hate that admin changed the font, it looks like shit now.
Also the new "stickied by admin" flair looks like it was babys first photoshop whit shitty gradients.
User avatar #416862 to #416852 - cycloneclone (09/09/2015) [-]
you have shit taste
User avatar #416867 to #416862 - sannukas (09/09/2015) [-]
y-you too
User avatar #416853 to #416852 - sannukas (09/09/2015) [-]
Same with the blacked out thumbs, that gradient effect just looks so shit on them.
User avatar #416849 - cycloneclone (09/09/2015) [-]
i hate it took so long for admin to remove the white border around the profile pictures
#416847 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Man when are you guys gonna shut the fuck up about pancakes! Pancakes pancakes pancakes it's all I ever hear around here. Jesus shut the fuck up already with the pancakes the pancakes the pancakes the pancakes.
User avatar #416848 to #416847 - cycloneclone (09/09/2015) [-]
haha i wish i had the original
#416845 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
I hate getting distracted just before cumming. worst orgasm ever.
User avatar #416843 - freedomreturns (09/09/2015) [-]
I tried that Sweet Sundae Ramen bullshit.
It actually wasn't that bad, but lukewarm noodles are probably the most disgusting thing ever.
What the fuck.
User avatar #416842 - Tyranitar (09/09/2015) [-]
I submitted a question to some Internet dudes, and they answered it during a livestream.

And hearing them awkwardly stumble on my username made me realize how childish and lame it is Ain't my fault my first 40 Twitter handle ideas were taken.
User avatar #416912 to #416842 - shenro (09/09/2015) [-]
the name Shenro was taken on twitch so i made mine ShenroX, but when i heard someone read it, they said shenrox
User avatar #416945 to #416912 - Tyranitar (09/09/2015) [-]
I use PandaMonium, cause all my other ideas were down, and since my avatar was already a panda, I just decided to go with a cheesy pun.

But hearing somebody else read it, it kinda sounded like a name a little kid would use.
#416841 - ohemgeezus (09/09/2015) [-]
Just watched the movie The Drop, and something I hate is open endings. Like abrupt ending that leave it open to interpretation kinda suck because I want to know what happened, not guess. Another movie that did this is Prisoners, both great movies, but dumb endings
User avatar #416850 to #416841 - thegrohltroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Prisonners was great, and his ending while being cut short, is not that vague. You know what's going to happen later.
#416818 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Awesome. One of my best friends got his heart broken, his girl might or might not have liked one of my other friends, and apparently he lied to a bunch of our friends about a family member having cancer.

Now I have to be the one to fix this, and I just started as a teacher so I have no time. Fucking hell, what a mess. Guess I'm not sleeping this week at all.
User avatar #416829 to #416818 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
you're a real bro
User avatar #416823 to #416818 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
is he hot
User avatar #416825 to #416823 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
No way, love him, but he's one ugly bloke.
#416832 to #416825 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
dont they say what's important is the thing inside his pants?
#416839 to #416832 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
No way. How are you going to make out with someone who isn't cute?
User avatar #416833 to #416832 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #416820 to #416818 - thedudeistheman (09/09/2015) [-]
Why do you have to fix it?
User avatar #416821 to #416820 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
'Cause four of them are butthurt, and the rest are worried but they're too chicken to want to do anything, and the other two are butthurt with the girl. Plus he's kinda my best friend. We're all mates, but he's my bro. So it's kinda my place to make sure the fucker doesn't get all depressive and shit. Even if others do something I can't let the poor bugger anguish alone, he wouldn't do that to me.
User avatar #416822 to #416821 - thedudeistheman (09/09/2015) [-]
That doesn't answer the question though. Let the other people people be mad. They have the right to be, considering what he lied about.

Comfort your friend about his heart break like a bro would, but it's not your responsibility to clean up after him when he does something wrong.
User avatar #416824 to #416822 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Maybe it's not my responsibility, but if I'm not willing to do clean-up for him then who am I willing do to it for?
User avatar #416826 to #416824 - thedudeistheman (09/09/2015) [-]
It's cool that you want to help your friend out during a rough patch, I'm just saying that you have no obligation to do so. You said you're really busy with your new job, and between this and cleaning up you won't have time to even sleep, but you don't have to do this. If you're really set on it, you could at least do it when it wouldn't be a major inconvenience for you.
User avatar #416828 to #416826 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm going to bitch about it for sure 'cause I'm whiny. But this just comes with life, occassionally people need a little help and I'll happily do it for him, but it is kind of a pain in the arse nonetheless. Grumble grumble, bitch bitch, but hey, I'll do it for him no prob. Just... wish it didn't came during a week where my caffeine powers are stretching thin as is.
User avatar #416813 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
Brown guys never work out at the gym, they just do curls or calf raises while eye raping white girls.

White women never know what the fuck theyre doing. They'll steal equipment from places like the bench press or squat rack to do some bullshit exercise they saw on mid day tv.

White girls just do a light run and stair climbers for 40 minutes then dumbbell squat low weight.

Middle aged white guys just stare at the younger fit guys and reminisce to when they used to look like that.

Old white guys have no concept of decency and let their wrinkled ball sack flop all over the change room.

Black guys are either swole as fuck or lost as fuck in the gym.

Arab guys do weird fucking bodyweight exercises and do chinups in any space possible.

Asians are either ripped as fuck or there's a group of twigs that all hog one machine.
User avatar #416844 to #416813 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
How do you even do chinups "in any place possible"? Don't you need like a decently high, well held bar? Have I been buying those bars for nothing?
>Not doing your exercises at home.
#416885 to #416844 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
I saw a arab guy grab unto one of these, go upside down and start doing pullups?
User avatar #416948 to #416885 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Why you asking me about it?
User avatar #416950 to #416948 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
Because I assume he was trying to do pullups and the question mark was to express that?
User avatar #416951 to #416950 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Was he then?
User avatar #416968 to #416951 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
I don't know?
User avatar #416834 to #416813 - mistermetokur (09/09/2015) [-]
Hitting the Uni gym soon, wonder how its gonna be like. Ive been using a home gym for the past 1.5 yrs.
User avatar #416887 to #416834 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
Just use the weights they are supposed to be used and you'll be fine. Don't be that douche who tries to impress everyone barely anyone cares about you in the gym and ends ups dropping 250 on himself.
User avatar #416817 to #416813 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
So, you're jealous of them? I don't get the problem except for like two of those.

"Brown guys don't work out. They just work out." ??????
User avatar #416886 to #416817 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
>only doing curls and calf raises
>working out
User avatar #416892 to #416886 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
What about the Canadian boys that just watch everybody to find things to complain about?
User avatar #416943 to #416892 - bladeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
>implying I don't watch people while working out
#416808 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
>I give opinion
>"Elk, you're so retarded"

>different guy gives same opinion
>"That's true."

Also, come on. Telling me to commit suicide? The heck is wrong with you?
User avatar #416851 to #416808 - princessren ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Welcome to being the hating boards punching bag
Enjoy your stay
User avatar #416815 to #416808 - seriousvaluables (09/09/2015) [-]
its because youve been shitposting your ass off the last month
User avatar #416816 to #416815 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
Most users here post at the same quality that I do, but I'm the only one who gets criticism for it.
#416830 to #416816 - ohemgeezus (09/09/2015) [-]
But no one posts at the quantity that you do
User avatar #416836 to #416830 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
You act like all my posts are shitposte. Just because people don't like me doesn't make that assertion true.

Besides, balor isn't getting any flack.
#416837 to #416836 - ohemgeezus (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm not saying all your posts are shitposts, just that you do it more than anyone. Balor does it for attention cause he gets bored as he said, whereas you do it for attention or whatever your reason are. I just wish everyone in general would stop shitposting here
#416908 to #416837 - balor (09/09/2015) [-]
**balor used "*Roll picture*"**
**balor rolled image**
MFW I attention whore for people who don't know me.
#416809 to #416808 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Maybe it's you.
#416812 to #416809 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
Are you saying they do this because in more popular and better than they will ever be? I must say that you're right!
User avatar #416814 to #416812 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm *
User avatar #416793 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Why do the best internet drawer people always do porn? Or lewd stuff. It's like... I guess it makes sense, you want to be able to draw convincing and human things if you do porn, but maybe some of you could use that talent for something else? Not porn?
User avatar #416807 to #416793 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Sex sells like fucking mad. You can make several hundred dollars off of just one pornographic picture
User avatar #416802 to #416793 - lobselvith (09/09/2015) [-]
If you have the talent, I don't see why not.

I know for damn sure I'd be drawing all kinds of porn if I had the knack for it.
User avatar #416819 to #416802 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Porn's gross... I wouldn't. I'd be drawing like, vistas, and cute things, and really detailed lightning on otherwise mundane stuff.
User avatar #416800 to #416793 - princessren ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
they are doing God's work
User avatar #416799 to #416793 - volero (09/09/2015) [-]
This dude makes $4,790 a month, not counting commissions or other jobs he has.
User avatar #416796 to #416793 - seriousvaluables (09/09/2015) [-]
I probably would have spent hundreds having people draw porn for me, But im too embarrassed to have anybody know what I wanna beat it to.
User avatar #416795 to #416793 - dalokan (09/09/2015) [-]
Pays more and usually they like drawing smut.
#416794 to #416793 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Probably because it pays
User avatar #416774 - darksideofthebeast (09/09/2015) [-]
>justifying this just because people make 9/11 jokes
User avatar #416801 to #416774 - princessren ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
the dean one made me laugh really hard
#416779 to #416774 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, dude. I mean, that picture is tragic. But you laughed, don't even try to deny it.
User avatar #416782 to #416779 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I did
#416780 to #416779 - darksideofthebeast (09/09/2015) [-]
Nah, not really. it just felt stupid and edgy to me.
#416783 to #416780 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Nah, man. I agree these things are horrible, but you can still make some good comedy out of it. It just bothers me when you can never have a serious conversation about them because someone inevitably tries to make light of them. As I guess is the case with 9/11, but still, some of the jokes are still good.
User avatar #416786 to #416783 - darksideofthebeast (09/09/2015) [-]
Eh, I guess. but the only reason most people like it, is because it's edgy.
And that's what annoys me.
#416789 to #416786 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Wanna talk tasteless? This is coming out on 9/11. I think that's where I draw the line.
User avatar #416791 to #416789 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
they intended the release date didn't they
User avatar #416792 to #416791 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Ooooh yeah.
#416767 - notorc (09/09/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
>return to FJ from 2 months of no PC (on phone)
>kek and cropping out tumblr cancer is hated
>all because someone pointed out that all websites are alike
User avatar #416770 to #416767 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
not Orc?
User avatar #416781 to #416773 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
you talking about this guy?
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User avatar #416787 to #416784 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
but If he doesn't want people to know who he is don't say it
User avatar #416790 to #416787 - notorc (09/09/2015) [-]
I never said that I swear!
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User avatar #416806 to #416805 - joshlol (09/09/2015) [-]
refresh it
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User avatar #416785 to #416784 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
that's cool. I haven't seen the guy in ages.
User avatar #416788 to #416785 - notorc (09/09/2015) [-]
I actually made this account to be the opposite roll, which was number rolling , but since Orc is gone, I guess the rules don't apply anymore
#416769 to #416767 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
People hate kek?
User avatar #416772 to #416769 - notorc (09/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck
Noticed I was on there
On the top left
The grey one
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