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User avatar #285673 - ilikegurlbutz (07/01/2014) [-]
1) all these shit 12 year old "trolls" who just spam comments with redundant bullshit
2) when people just gossip about other people. literally that's all they ever do or aspire to do.
3) people who think they deserve everybody's respect by treating everyone like shit.
4) all this "hating feminism." seriously who gives a fuck if someone doesn't like you? just nut up and live your life.
5) people who talk about their own problems like its gonna change shit
FUCK I'm a complainer okay? get over it
User avatar #285686 to #285673 - akl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I also hate the overly-sensative idea that feminism spreads. I had a friend that actually argued with me and got mad at me because I agreed with the system where boys and girls had different standards for fitness in gym class.
User avatar #285683 to #285673 - kaisakuenkou (07/01/2014) [-]
5) You have to realize the problem, before it can be fixed.
User avatar #285677 to #285673 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I tried thumbing you up 5 times, but it only counts as a single thumb.
User avatar #285675 to #285673 - clavatninenine (07/01/2014) [-]
i dont hate feminism i hate social justice warriors who think "stupid" and "crazy" are highly offensive words and send death threats to people who don't use "bun" and "fae" as gender pronouns.
#285725 to #285675 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2014) [-]
If you don't refer to me as a bun, I will cut your dick off.
If you don't refer to me as a bun, I will cut your dick off.
User avatar #285678 to #285675 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Why is your profile set to friends only?
User avatar #285679 to #285678 - clavatninenine (07/01/2014) [-]
because i hate getting asked for my fj points by random people.
#285688 to #285679 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
can I have some fj points?
User avatar #285681 to #285679 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Ah. Gotcha!
User avatar #285662 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
People who fucking do nothing but talk about working out and shit.
User avatar #285692 to #285662 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2014) [-]
I worked out once, then took a giant shit.
User avatar #285660 - silasersej (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate the new alert system
missed one day, came back to 183 alerts
User avatar #285694 to #285659 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
did they really censor the word kebab
User avatar #285663 to #285659 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
kebab
User avatar #285664 to #285663 - finblob (07/01/2014) [-]
shes so rude omg
User avatar #285661 to #285659 - finblob (07/01/2014) [-]
never mind she called him a knob lol
User avatar #285667 to #285661 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Every new cussword/slur I hear about sounds even more baffling than the last one as to how they are even insulting in the first place. I have just decided to accept them as silly-sounding words.
User avatar #285670 to #285667 - finblob (07/01/2014) [-]
knob is a penis head
User avatar #285671 to #285670 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It's still a weird insult, but still a more effective insult than calling someone a "fedora-wearer."
User avatar #285658 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2014) [-]
The new WIndows 8.1 update is fairly decent; it makes more sense desktop-wise rather than the way it was mostly designed for touch screen.
The only thing that's annoying is that the programs you close don't actually close, they just get hidden but they are still running in the background, and you have to specifically go to Task Manager to completely close them.
User avatar #285637 - drastronomy (07/01/2014) [-]
"i dislike something that many others like, because i do not find this as good as other percieve"

"lol ur so edgy lol all the edge lol"
User avatar #285672 to #285637 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
"I did/saw something that many others would never do/see, because I'm live in different conditions than your average internet user and experience different things.."

"lol ur a lying fag lol looking for attention lol"

Why does no one ever believe my stories? For fucks' sake, I'm from a third world country in east Urop. Is it really THAT hard to believe that I once saw two gypsies riding horses down the street while hitting eachother with PVC pipes, like a scene from a roman chariot race? It is not that unlikely.
User avatar #285802 to #285672 - tvfreakuk (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm from England and even I've seen that (not the PVC pipes thing; but just two gypsies rushing down the road in a horse and carriage)
User avatar #285650 to #285637 - tvfreakuk (07/01/2014) [-]
I was told I was "trying to be weird" because I said I liked the rain
#285623 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #285665 to #285623 - clavatninenine (07/01/2014) [-]
of course i'm going to generalize when no sensible person would go out of their way to make fun of somebody for something so trivial.
User avatar #285640 to #285623 - nefarian (07/01/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk likes scalies. I thought that was obvious by now.
User avatar #285649 to #285640 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I blame The Elder Scrolls. Stupid sexy Lifts-Her-Tail.
#285653 to #285649 - nefarian (07/01/2014) [-]
Good thing nobody blames me for having it as a fetish
User avatar #285666 to #285653 - clavatninenine (07/01/2014) [-]
dragons and argonians are a universal fetish. everybody has it whether they admit it or not.
User avatar #285656 to #285653 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #285657 to #285656 - nefarian (07/01/2014) [-]
Stop oppressing me
#285614 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
#285610 to #285609 - thechosentroll (16 seconds ago) [-]
You do realize I'm a retired spammer, right?
#285615 to #285614 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
After posting in the horsefucker board didn't work, you decide to post the exact same thing here? That's a bald move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
User avatar #285617 to #285616 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
And back to the original plan.
User avatar #285620 to #285619 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh, that's a new one.
User avatar #285631 to #285627 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
That's kind of lazy.
User avatar #285634 to #285631 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
it's a way to express yourself
User avatar #285635 to #285634 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
It's a lazy way to express yourself.
User avatar #285639 to #285638 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm replying to everything you post to see how long you'll last before you get bored and quit.
#285613 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7SXbE6TCnc&hd=1
Remember when Arthur didn't suck?
User avatar #285644 to #285613 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
no
#285600 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#285618 to #285600 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this shit admin.
User avatar #285641 to #285618 - volero (07/01/2014) [-]
This site gets more and more pathetic with every passing day. When popular users like joshlol start becoming immune to rules, it just proves how fucking retarded this site is becoming.
User avatar #285642 to #285641 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
what rule have I broken?
I posted 4 gifs of a dog in one thread

this wouldn't be flagged as spam regardless of who posted it
User avatar #285643 to #285642 - volero (07/01/2014) [-]
That doesn't matter. It's just the fact that you actually can't be flagged regardless if it's true or not, is what I have a problem with.
User avatar #285651 to #285643 - phanact (07/01/2014) [-]
He's a mod idiot.
User avatar #285652 to #285651 - volero (07/01/2014) [-]
That shouldn't mean he's unflaggable. He could post pony scat vore and if a mod doesn't see it, nothing will happen to him. Though it's very unlikely that a mod would never see it, it's the principal of the matter.
User avatar #285728 to #285652 - phanact (07/02/2014) [-]
file a moderator complaint against him if you think he's breaking the rules, and it'll be properly dealt with. That's our system. No moderator is above the rules.
#285647 to #285643 - abstractpink (07/01/2014) [-]
Joshlol is a mod as seen by the mod directory, and he can only be flagged by a mod that's a higher level than him. This is to ensure some order, and to make sure people aren't just flagging mods because they don't like them, which tends to happen.

If you don't like that feature, talk to Admin, Josh can't help it
User avatar #285621 to #285618 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
it isn't spam dipshit
#285624 to #285621 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
Spam is posting the same thing over and over.
Which is what you did in this thread.
Did you suck admin's cock so you were unbannable?
User avatar #285630 to #285624 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
it would be spam if I was making a new thread each time I posted it
#285632 to #285630 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
So I take my question as a yes.
User avatar #285633 to #285632 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
you may take it however you like it
#285636 to #285633 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
Well it's a good to know people get special treatment, despite the rules.
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#285645 to #285636 - abstractpink has deleted their comment [-]
#285606 to #285600 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Sooooooooooom what? You finally came to terms with the fact that you're a little bitch?
User avatar #285608 to #285607 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll take that as a yes.
User avatar #285610 to #285609 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
You do realize I'm a retired spammer, right? You're literally incapable of posting that enough times to annoy me.
User avatar #285612 to #285611 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Do it again.
User avatar #285601 to #285600 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Fuck you pussy, tell admin to fix that shitty Java ad
User avatar #285602 to #285601 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
adblock
User avatar #285603 to #285602 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah obviously, I'm trying to point it out so that you can tell admin about it so it can actually be fixed for the users who don't mind browsing with no adblock.
Would say it myself, but of course, can't really make contact with any of you mods any more
User avatar #285604 to #285603 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
if it's a problem users will complain about it enough in report bugs for admin to notice
User avatar #285605 to #285604 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck the people who bump into it now
User avatar #285703 to #285605 - joshlol (07/02/2014) [-]
#17420 to #17419 - nayytayisgod ONLINE (7 minutes ago)
I just sent him a PM about it.
Delete all of your settings/data on your browser then make sure (if you are using chrome) to have malware protection checked in settings.
This should fix it, but make sure you don't download it.
User avatar #285582 - serhiy (07/01/2014) [-]
sold my old printer on ebay and got 50 bucks for it, now paypal is holding my money fpr a month because I'm a first time seller
#285584 to #285582 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
go rob paypal then
#285581 - keeperman ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**keeperman rolled user xikato **   
stroke my cock
**keeperman rolled user xikato **
stroke my cock
#285580 - keeperman ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**keeperman rolled user reginleif **
suck my cock
#285583 to #285580 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
Flagged.
#285574 - hauntzor (07/01/2014) [-]
People who use "poisonous" and "venomous" interchangeably like they mean the same thing.

Mfw someone says "poisonous snake"
User avatar #285626 to #285574 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
I want to slap people in the face when they say snakes are poisonous.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, watchu sayin'?
#285576 to #285574 - targaryren ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
what's the difference    
is it...an animal that is poisonous is fatal if eaten   
but you can eat a snake, it just can't bite you?
what's the difference
is it...an animal that is poisonous is fatal if eaten
but you can eat a snake, it just can't bite you?
User avatar #285578 to #285576 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
If you bite it and no one dies, it's kinky.
#285564 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I occasionally edit gifs and pics when I'm bored and I often see people use stuff I've made. I hate how whenever I see someone use my stuff I have the extreme urge to point out that I made it, since I have a moment of "WOOOOOOOO! Someone thought my shit was cool enough to save!". I feel like an attention whore if I do it and I hate attention whores. See the problem here?
User avatar #285568 to #285564 - kaisakuenkou (07/01/2014) [-]
If you're not doing it to attract attention, then, you're not whoring?
User avatar #285577 to #285568 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it FEELS like I am.
User avatar #285674 to #285577 - kaisakuenkou (07/01/2014) [-]
You feel like a whore? how does that feel?
User avatar #285676 to #285674 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Like I'm holding up a sign saying "NOTICE ME!". I hate that. I dislike being noticed. I'm too paranoid. That's why I've been a top commenter for nearly 3 years and most people still don't even notice me. I dislike attention.
User avatar #285566 to #285564 - volero (07/01/2014) [-]
I made content that got reposted and made it to front page 2 or 3 times.
It was pretty neat.
#285562 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate the fact that carnage will probably never be in a Spider-Man movie.
User avatar #285565 to #285562 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Eh, they'd probably fuck up the character anyway. They don't make bloodthirsty sociopaths like they used to. Now everyone has to have a sappy backstory and a gentle, nice side.
#285571 to #285565 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, they didn't do that with the Joker in the dark knight.
User avatar #285575 to #285571 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Yes, but he's not a ruthless fucking killing machine that slaughters everything in its' way for the joy of slaughter.
User avatar #285557 - rebornpooper (07/01/2014) [-]
I want to have seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
User avatar #285563 to #285557 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
le hackd XD
#285550 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSQ2xcjalHI&hd=1
When trailers are more badass than the actual movie.
User avatar #285555 to #285550 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
You mean 90% of time time?
User avatar #285556 to #285555 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
the time* God damn it, brain. How did you fuck up THAT bad?
#285558 to #285556 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #285542 - leonhardt (07/01/2014) [-]
>Mention Taco Bell
>"HURRRR U KNO ITS NOT REAL MEXICAN FOOD DUUUUUR"
User avatar #286306 to #285542 - qxangelxp (07/03/2014) [-]
Also:
> Mention Taco Bell
> "HAHAHAH LE NASTY FART JOEK"
> "XDXDDEXDDDDDDD WHERE WILL U B WHEN DIAHREE STREAKS??"
User avatar #285839 to #285542 - Conquistador (07/02/2014) [-]
Pinche mayate.
User avatar #285668 to #285542 - clavatninenine (07/01/2014) [-]
who the fuck cares? Grilled Stuffed Burritos are fucking awesome.
User avatar #285669 to #285668 - leonhardt (07/01/2014) [-]
Quesaritos are god-tier
User avatar #285587 to #285542 - Darianvincent (07/01/2014) [-]
I thought it wasn't real food in general but sawdust with taco flavoring.
User avatar #285570 to #285542 - hauntzor (07/01/2014) [-]
I hear people do the same argument with Olive Garden not being "reel italiun fud"

I still don't get why.
#285554 to #285542 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
How is it not Mexican food?
User avatar #285560 to #285554 - leonhardt (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, Taco Bell failed twice in Mexico, even after being re-branded as "Authentic AMERICAN Food"

But I know it's not REAL mexican food.
Just sick of the fugs telling me that it isn't at every opportunity.
User avatar #285840 to #285560 - Conquistador (07/02/2014) [-]
It's also owned by a white man.
User avatar #285997 to #285840 - leonhardt (07/02/2014) [-]
Mexico is owned by white men.
User avatar #286223 to #286031 - leonhardt (07/02/2014) [-]
*is
Lying is bad.
User avatar #285543 to #285542 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
Of course, the big problem with this conversation is that implies anyone ever would want real Mexican food. Or Taco Bell.
User avatar #285546 to #285543 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Do you just post shit to show people how big of a pleb you are?
User avatar #285552 to #285546 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
Not really. I'm too much of a wuss to take most fast food because my stomach is made of silk, apparently, but Taco Bell is just awful. It ain't even meat.
User avatar #285553 to #285552 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I know, I hate Taco Bell too, I was talking about the Mexican food part.
User avatar #285841 to #285553 - Conquistador (07/02/2014) [-]
>Canada
>Mexican food.
lel
User avatar #285978 to #285841 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #285559 to #285553 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
Some exceptions exist, like some powder that they eat as snack called pinol and a milk concoction called jokoque (or however it's written) but overall it's just shredded beef and flour. Or shredded beef and tortillas. Or shredded beef and spicy shit.
User avatar #285561 to #285559 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's great.
User avatar #285544 to #285543 - leonhardt (07/01/2014) [-]
My anus deserves to be punished.
User avatar #285547 to #285544 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I can do that for you
User avatar #285548 to #285547 - leonhardt (07/01/2014) [-]
o bby
User avatar #285536 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Anytime a conversation about beer comes up I want to shoot myself.
Even if you say "bear" and someone hears beer its like "LOL AMERICAN BEER FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER GOTTA TRY THE GERMAN STUFF"
Fuck off dude. No one cares how awesome you are for your taste in beer.
User avatar #285572 to #285536 - hauntzor (07/01/2014) [-]
Eh, light beer is the only American beer that I really have complaints about. Of course it tastes watered-down, it's light, you fucking dipshits.
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