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#392259 - confusedasian (06/01/2015) [-]
Literally lost every game I've played since waking up this morning.
User avatar #392267 to #392259 - volero (06/01/2015) [-]
Play better games
#392266 to #392259 - epicscorpion (06/01/2015) [-]
why do people even play mobas

it seems like every single post about it is complaining about something
User avatar #392269 to #392266 - confusedasian (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm not complaining. I was just pointing it out. I don't think I've ever been on a losing streak longer than like 4 games. Ironically my last game I won. The only difference was that before last game, I masturbated.
#392279 to #392269 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
>Not masturbating before every single game you play   
Wow, so you mean that you like to lose?
>Not masturbating before every single game you play
Wow, so you mean that you like to lose?
#392265 to #392259 - ohemgeezus (06/01/2015) [-]
maybe you should git gud
#392257 - babybeel (06/01/2015) [-]
I hate how worried I am for the club meal on Thursday. I can't even drop out since I neither have an excuse and I'm one of the leaders.
I'm pussying out purely because of bullying. I'm 20, it shouldnt bother me. But it fucking does. I want to think it'll go well and I can just speak to whoever Im comfortable with. But I keep worrying I'll be sat there doing and saying nothing because of anxiety, then I have to stand up in front of everyone and speak.

Grow some balls.
User avatar #392261 to #392257 - squalllionhart (06/01/2015) [-]
you could just hide under your bed
User avatar #392236 - leonhardt (06/01/2015) [-]
People who spell it "turrent" instead of "turret"
User avatar #392250 to #392236 - ieatbengay (06/01/2015) [-]
what? people do that?
User avatar #392238 to #392236 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
its called muscle memory
User avatar #392252 to #392238 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
Muscle memory of writing the word turrent?
User avatar #392278 to #392252 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
if youre used to writing words like "current" really often, you can end up writing "turrent" without realising it
User avatar #392294 to #392278 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
I refuse to believe muscle memory could overpower basic knowledge.
User avatar #392302 to #392294 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
if you think muscle memory cant overpower basic knowledge, youre clearly not familiar with what muscle memory is
User avatar #392305 to #392302 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
But you're fucking reading what you type. There's no reason why you should go "Well I typed it like that, this is clearly how it is written".
User avatar #392309 to #392305 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
some of us are speed typers who type without thinking too much and press enter instinctively

you'll understand what i mean when you learn to type fast
User avatar #392311 to #392309 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
>Not reading faster than you type. Git gud, son.
User avatar #392315 to #392311 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
but i switch back and forth between looking at the screen and looking at my hand position on the keyboard

what if the mistake is made when im looking at the keyboard?
#392318 to #392315 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
You should be able to catch up with your text when looking up at the screen if and when you have to do that. Jesus, man.
User avatar #392246 to #392238 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
unless theyre foreign or not familiar with the word and are spelling it the way they pronounce it
User avatar #392255 to #392246 - leonhardt (06/01/2015) [-]
Also fucktards that pronounce "turret" as "turrent"
#392296 to #392255 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
im just trying to make sense of it by listing possibilities, man. i dont truly know why someone would type "turret" as "turrent" in the first place, but all we know is that it happened ...it ...just ...happened.
im just trying to make sense of it by listing possibilities, man. i dont truly know why someone would type "turret" as "turrent" in the first place, but all we know is that it happened ...it ...just ...happened.
#392220 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
Anime that has incest, pedophilia, molestation, and sexual abuse in it and everyone pretends that that's normal and even go so far as to defend it.
User avatar #392254 to #392220 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
Well, this is where that oh so misused term ephebophila. Japan's... a different place, you know? For starters the age of consent in that country is 13 -but they are sweet enough to say that it may only happen if there's love between the two people and that fornication is strictly forbidden until age 16. So things are a bit fucked up over there in general so it's normal that it seeps into their stuff.

User avatar #392240 to #392220 - shibe ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
Who the fuck defends those? I've only seen people try to defend the pedophilia aspect of it, nothing else.
#392260 to #392240 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
Weeaboos who try and recreate some of the scenarios from the animes they watch (mainly at cons) where they "glomp" on people as a way to flirt. Had my ass grabbed a few times by people dressed up like characters and I'm a guy.
User avatar #392228 to #392220 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
>everyone pretends that that's normal and even go so far as to defend it
>everyone

everyone =/= weebs
User avatar #392233 to #392228 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
weebs =/= everyone*
#392268 to #392233 - ohemgeezus (06/01/2015) [-]
He's using 'everyone' in reference to the people that defend it, ya dingus. He's not saying every person in the world, just everyone that supports it
User avatar #392281 to #392268 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
theres nothing in his post suggesting that "everyone" is referring to people that defend it and not people in general, ya dingus.

do you have anything to support your argument of him saying that he's not referring to every person in the world?
#392283 to #392281 - ohemgeezus (06/01/2015) [-]
Do you have anything to support your argument that he is?
It's like saying "i hate everyone that likes metal", it's not saying everyone in the world likes metal and he hates them, ya poo poo head
User avatar #392285 to #392283 - masterboll ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
>Do you have anything to support your argument that he is?
im not saying i have. ive presented my interpretation of what hes saying and youre saying that im wrong without showing anything to support your side of the argument.

>It's like saying "i hate everyone that likes metal"
there a clear difference between the level of ambiguity between
"everyone pretends that that's normal"
and
"i hate everyone that likes metal"

one could easily be referring to people in general, without clarification. the other is specifically referring to the faggots who listen to metal.
your example isnt saying everyone in the world likes metal and he hates them because youve clarified that its specific to one group and not everyone ie. the faggots who listen to metal.
#392226 to #392220 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
k
but it's a cartoon
User avatar #392229 to #392226 - TheseChocodiles (06/01/2015) [-]
if people are trying to defend and normalise the things within the cartoon then the fact it is a cartoon really does not matter.
User avatar #392258 to #392229 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
Mmm. But where is the line between fringe in real life and fringe in art? Like, say, "Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt" by Cannical Corpse. That shit is a total no-no in real life, but is ok to immediately tag it as a fringe element within art as well? And if so, well, precisely: where is that line?
User avatar #392239 to #392229 - shibe ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
cartoons can be anything but it doesn't matter because they're not real
User avatar #392241 to #392239 - TheseChocodiles (06/01/2015) [-]
that's very stupid, you have no idea how people can conceive things. Cartoon is a form of expression, talking is a form of expression. What's the difference? What makes one less real than the other?
User avatar #392242 to #392241 - shibe ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
expression isn't real

none of this is real
User avatar #392243 to #392242 - TheseChocodiles (06/01/2015) [-]
lol cool I'm right
User avatar #392244 to #392243 - shibe ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
well i never disagreed
User avatar #392221 to #392220 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
Personally, I couldn't give a single fuck about incest as long as they don't have a kid.
User avatar #392253 to #392221 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
And if the kid comes out toats healthy?
User avatar #392263 to #392212 - youngneil (06/01/2015) [-]
"Herpes activist"
And just like that, I'm not reading the article because it's a load of shit.
User avatar #392215 to #392212 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
You know, I never understood why herpes was the boogeyman of sexual diseases. Why doesn't anyone spread rumours and make fun of people with HPV. I mean, cold sores in your crotch must suck, but they're intermittent, mostly treatable and they're fucking wimpy compared to the big boys in the STD pool.
User avatar #392222 to #392215 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
Is HPV rarer, perhaps? Rare enough to not really be a concern?
#392216 to #392215 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
You shouldn't have STDs in general.
User avatar #392251 to #392216 - thebestpieever (06/01/2015) [-]
Well, yeah.
#392213 to #392212 - volero (06/01/2015) [-]
"I made awful decisions and want to justify them"   
It's almost as bad as those girl who get pregnant at a young age.
"I made awful decisions and want to justify them"
It's almost as bad as those girl who get pregnant at a young age.
User avatar #392210 - bladeboy (06/01/2015) [-]
Fucking retards got a free action bronson concert in Toronto cancelled because he's offensive to women or some shit
User avatar #392199 - crazyolitis (06/01/2015) [-]
I literally did not sleep tonight. Fuck this feeling.
#392197 - soliduscobra ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
So I recently heard one of my cousin's opinions, mind you, a cousin I hang around with every day or so. Her opinion is among the same as all those Tumblr misandrists.   
We were talking about curfews we used to have, and I explained that my Dad removed my curfew when I was 14. My cousin then said "Yeah, but girls need a curfew, girls are more vulnerable and can get pregnant"   
The other girl in the car said "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"   
I've always tolerated all her spiteful opinions of men, but now, I've come to accept this fact...   
   
Guys. Tumblr has finally reached my locality. Halp
So I recently heard one of my cousin's opinions, mind you, a cousin I hang around with every day or so. Her opinion is among the same as all those Tumblr misandrists.
We were talking about curfews we used to have, and I explained that my Dad removed my curfew when I was 14. My cousin then said "Yeah, but girls need a curfew, girls are more vulnerable and can get pregnant"
The other girl in the car said "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
I've always tolerated all her spiteful opinions of men, but now, I've come to accept this fact...

Guys. Tumblr has finally reached my locality. Halp
User avatar #392200 to #392198 - soliduscobra ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
like every girl is susceptible to tripping and landing on a dick I guess
#392196 - tvfreakuk (06/01/2015) [-]
Well, guess I'm not going to graduation. Missed the deadline because of my mam being all stupid about giving me the money for extra tickets.

I actually don't mind. It was being a massive waste of my money with my first ever wages. Now I'm not going; that's £100 extra that I thought I wasn't going to have after today
I just know my mam will act all pissy about it later when it was her fault.
I'll still graduate if I pass my courses, and will get my certificate. I just don't have to spend the £100 on my gown and the tickets for my mam and brother coming down.
#392217 to #392196 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
So you're not walking or you're really not graduating?
User avatar #392223 to #392217 - tvfreakuk (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm just not going to the ceremony; I'll still graduate.

It isn't about the actual thing that's annoying me. It's the fact that my mam will bitch about it when it was her own doing
User avatar #392194 - teoyuppie (06/01/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Eagle+screeching/funny-pictures/5564292/
I guess nobody got this as a joke?
User avatar #392289 to #392194 - lulzforalpsplane (06/01/2015) [-]
That was actually funny. I bet some butthurt eurofags thumbed it down though.
User avatar #392193 - dreygur ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
Today I tried an indian dish which is basically tomato sauce, kidney beans and a ton of different kinds of spice. It did little other than reminding me how much I loathe the scent and taste of tomatoes. I really want it as far away from my senses as possible.
User avatar #392192 - gibroner ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
So I work at a grocery store doing stocking. Meaning when trucks come in we we meaning me and the other stockers unload it break down the palettes and put the stuff up on the shelves. are shifts usually are about from 3pm to 11pm. Most of the time we're done with all that by 7 or 8. So usually then they make us condition the store which means we pull all the stuff to the front of the shelves and make it look nice. They used to bring someone in who's sole job it was to condition and we could leave early after the truck was done. But now they just make us condition after the truck is done which I don't mind to much since usually that only takes us about an hour to finish up but then they also expect to help out with shit in other departments that the people in them just didn't bother to fucking do during the day. Then they bitch at us for not doing a perfect job at picking up the slack of other departments in hour last two hours of our shifts. They don't reprimand the people in those departments for not having done what they were supposed to do in the first place no instead they just get mad at us because after finishing our jobs we didn't do 100% at someone else's job
User avatar #392184 - Ihazfunkitty (06/01/2015) [-]
i hate how the new kid keeps trying to butt into conversations. not interupting but contributing to a conversation, but more like being the groupie of the ginger basterd from lilo and stitch. YEAAAH
just plain annoying and rude. not fucking noticing that no one reacts positve or negative to it and still continues to do it like its the greatest fucking joke in the history of mankind.
i did say "dude, could you not" and shook my head today when she did it. hope the hint will go through her thick skull.
User avatar #392183 - tvfreakuk (06/01/2015) [-]
My mam is so infuriating.
Of course she'd wait until the deadline day of me needing to buy graduation tickets before she told me who I need to get tickets for, and sending me the money for their tickets.
If she doesn't send me the money in a few hours I'm just buying the tickets for her and my brother and leaving it at that because they need to be bought today.
She will say that I never told her about the deadline, but I told her months ago on the phone and constantly reminding her through my brother's Facebook. She best not fucking say that she didn't know about the deadline, for fuck's sake. But I know she fucking will.
#392177 - Ihazfunkitty (06/01/2015) [-]
i finally tried an animal crossing game lets go to the city and didnt quite understand why people went apeshit about tom nook and why people cry about being in debt.

but then i recieved the bill for my expanded house. and went to the actual city, where a chair costed 9000 bells
User avatar #392179 to #392177 - volero (06/01/2015) [-]
In New Leaf paying off the debt legitimately is a lot easier with the island
User avatar #392180 to #392179 - iamannon (06/01/2015) [-]
And the fact that you can literally just sell anything at the pawn shop. Even heartfelt gifts that your friends got you.
User avatar #392181 to #392180 - volero (06/01/2015) [-]
The other games you could sell stuff to Tom Nook. It's not much different, it's just more convenient now.
Or are you talking about forcing your villagers to buy your over priced shit at the pawn shop?
User avatar #392182 to #392181 - iamannon (06/01/2015) [-]
I'd never played the other games so I had no Idea.
User avatar #392178 to #392177 - babybeel (06/01/2015) [-]
I used a cheat on wild world so I had it all paid off. It sucks all the fun out of it.
#392173 - babybeel (06/01/2015) [-]
People who bail on plans.   
"I'm seeing Mad Max on Thursday at 10, you wanted to come?"   
"Ye, I have a meal at 1, so you can come with me to that afterwards if you want?"   
"Sounds like a good plan, see you then"   
   
Try talking about ticket prices and shit with them. "Wot, I never agreed to go anywhere. I'm going home tomorrow. Don't make shit up."   
Really? If you forgot or changed your mind just say so. I'll be disappointed, and maybe a little pisses, but its whatever. You decided to do something else. Don't get so defensive and insulting over it.
People who bail on plans.
"I'm seeing Mad Max on Thursday at 10, you wanted to come?"
"Ye, I have a meal at 1, so you can come with me to that afterwards if you want?"
"Sounds like a good plan, see you then"

Try talking about ticket prices and shit with them. "Wot, I never agreed to go anywhere. I'm going home tomorrow. Don't make shit up."
Really? If you forgot or changed your mind just say so. I'll be disappointed, and maybe a little pisses, but its whatever. You decided to do something else. Don't get so defensive and insulting over it.
#392370 to #392173 - thedudeistheman (06/01/2015) [-]
This hits close to home.

I'd made plans on Monday to go see Mad Max with my friend on Saturday or Sunday. I know that he's bad at making plans, so I asked him a question about it basically every day leading up to the movies. Do you want to go on the weekend? Saturday or Sunday? What time (after giving him a list of times)? I wake up on Sunday morning, the day we planned for, to a text saying that he couldn't go to the movie due to other plans. How difficult is it to check if you're going to be busy one day out of the entire week? I ended up making last-minute plans with another friend, but still.

Little bit different than your situation, but I feel you.
User avatar #392174 to #392173 - babybeel (06/01/2015) [-]
Also, why does my laptop get so dusty so fucking fast. I cleaned it two days ago and it already looks like it was shoved in an attic for a year. This is disgusting, where the hell does all this dust come from?
User avatar #392176 to #392174 - sannukas (06/01/2015) [-]
Outside probably. Plants are blooming and spreading pollen and other shit everywhere.
#392172 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #392175 to #392172 - rokkarokkaali (06/01/2015) [-]
The view was horrible. A flaccid dick is okay, but the minute it gets hard I can't sleep any more at night.
User avatar #392171 - tvfreakuk (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm getting a little tired of the whole conversation in films/TV/games that goes:
"We're the same, you and I."
"I'm nothing like you!"
"Sooner or later, you will be."
between the hero and the villain. I mean, I get it... They're meant to be opposites but with similarities and "two sides of the same coin" and all that stuff, but do we need this exact same conversation (that can be worded slightly differently depending on certain things) every fucking time?
#392214 to #392171 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
TFW you have to watch any new Twilight rehash tween movie with your friend group for movie night
User avatar #392225 to #392214 - tvfreakuk (06/01/2015) [-]
The one thing I like about it is that due to Twilight there has been a resurge of fandom in oldschool style vampires.
True Blood is definitely goofy and meant to be so - even in it's romanticism; it has a style not completely flat and drab. But it definitely has awesome vampire characters and actually uses them for shit to symbolise stuff as well, rather than "sparkly is because they precious"
#392166 - Rascal (06/01/2015) [-]
totalbiscuit makes me depressed to know that there are a bunch of kids who spent their time on his videos and have him as their hero
theres something wrong about a generation that admires a balding consumer reporter in his 30s ttalking about revenues and competition and audience appeal

between kids admiring rappers who sing about guns violence bitches and drugs and rockers who sing about alcohol, drugs, women and drugs, and him i think i prefer the first two
User avatar #392218 to #392166 - serhiy (06/01/2015) [-]
i don't even watch total biscuit and i know you opinion is wrong.
User avatar #392207 to #392166 - bladeboy (06/01/2015) [-]
that last line, lol
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