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#467207 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
seeing retards on facebook and like how they just sit on facebook all day and soak up retardation and stupid useless shit pisses me off and it just triggers the fuck out of me
#467203 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
why is it I have a hairier chest than men who have thick ass beards, and yet my beard has yet to come in nearly as much
genetics wtf
#467228 to #467203 - gibroner
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(04/25/2016) [-]
I have the opposite i grow a thick full beard but I have barely any chest hair
#467205 to #467203 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
do you workout and get testosterone flowing fegget?
#467204 to #467203 - thechosentroll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I don't remember the details, but I read that it's some weird balancing bullshit - you either have a shitload of body hair, a shitload of regular hair or a shitload of facial hair. Often two of the three. You very rarely get all 3 or neither. Also, you could just wait. There's some people who start growing proper facial hair around 25.
#467209 to #467204 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]

I have really thick head hair
yeah every year it gets thicker but I doubt it'll get to be the level like this
#467210 to #467209 - thechosentroll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
That's not all that thick, it's just dark, which creates the illusion of thickness. The lighter your hair (and facial hair) is, the less visible your beard is and you have to make it pretty damn long for it to be visible.
#467200 - ZenMacros
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I hate when a boss in Dark Souls isn't even hard but I still have trouble with it because my dodge game is ass.
#467197 - Tyranitar
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(04/24/2016) [-]
>Go to Mentor with grandmother to watch a Mary Poppins musical
>It's neat. Covers the film and has songs and characters that weren't in it.
>A part comes up where Mary brings the kids' toys to life
>This nightmare-fuel Stephen King's IT looking creature comes out of the toybox
>A bunch of dolls and a teddy bear march on stage
>I swear this bear is staring at me the whole time
>They sing and dance and stuff, and then walk out the door
>That damn bear stares in my direction again before closing the door.
>Spend the rest of the play forgetting this terror haunting me

Still a good show, though. I might've actually preferred it to the film.
#467192 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I got these "extra grip" picks last month. After three weeks of use this is what it looks like. I haven't been this disgusted with myself in a long, long while.
#467201 to #467192 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
well you do live in mexico
#467195 to #467192 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Perhaps you should wash your hands.
#467180 - thechosentroll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
I love playing Dark Souls with my friends, but I hate playing Dark Souls with my friends, because it makes the game so piss-easy it kind of defeats the whole point of it.
#467183 to #467180 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I thought the point of Dark Souls was to try and fill the deep hole in our hears that there will never be a proper sequel to Castlevania Vampire Kiss.
#467191 to #467183 - thechosentroll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I was never a fan of that series, so I assume not.
#467193 to #467191 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
You're fucking dead to me.
#467194 to #467193 - thechosentroll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Because I never had whichever console that was played on?
#467196 to #467194 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Deeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
#467184 to #467183 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
castle my assle
#467166 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Well...Fuck me, I can't ever play metal gear solid 5 like it's my first playthrough again...Apparently deleting my save data doesn't reset it so that the game goes back to it's factory settings.
#467157 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
god I hate this site: www.mega.nz .

I just want to play the game in this video and the guy put the game up for download on his site, and the fuckingdownload keeps stopping every goddamn time i try to download it.
Galactic Conquest  Imperial Command Full Round
#467202 to #467157 - shibe
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(04/24/2016) [-]
mega is fuckin' great

maybe don't have shit internet
#467189 to #467157 - sannukas
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Stop being so shit at doing basic tasks.
#467190 to #467189 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
nigga it stopped downloading for me.
#467206 to #467190 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
maybe you don't have enough space
change your downloads folder to a different directory other than C: or delete shit
#467219 to #467206 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Putting my computer in sleep mode fixed it.
#467222 to #467219 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
cool
#467153 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
lobselvith when will you be sending feet pics?
#467152 - carrotjuk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
/channel/straight-shota/French/aXgiLnK/
Everyone on this pathetic board should be hanged.
#467164 to #467152 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
that's actually hilarious
#467156 to #467152 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Who are you again?
#467181 to #467156 - carrotjuk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I'm you but stronger
#467149 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
TheseChocodiles, you may suck my dick now
#467146 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
This girl gets really jealous when I talk about other girls. The other day, she made me mad because she kept talking about stuff that I hate talking about, and she knew that. I brought up how it wasn't fair that I've been respectful to her about it, but she's not doing the same for me. She said that she doesn't care if I talk about other girls or not. I took her up on that. I brought up this one girl that I've been trying to come up with an excuse to talk to, and now she's being standoffish. I gave her a full story, and all she said was, "Oh."

Also, I hate that I can't talk to this girl. I don't have a problem forcing myself on people or talking to strangers. I can do it as long as it's not a big group, but I cannot bring myself to talk to her. I can't even come up with an excuse to do it. I don't even see her that much, but she's always by herself, and she looks like she feels awkward and lonely. The thing that bothers me the most is that this is my forte. When I see people who look like they feel uncomfortable about being by themselves, I always try to include them with whichever group I'm in, or I'll just make a little group for ourselves. I even did it yesterday. I had to go to a museum for an art thing, and this girl was in a different class than mine, and she looked like she felt out of place. I'm not really able to drive through major cities anyway, my aunt wanted to go, and I'm a bit of a cripple, so I just got my aunt and brother to take me. I was over there by them, and a few of my classmates came in, and they were all standing around in groups. She was standing there by herself and looked lonely, so I hobbled over there and started talking to her until this nerd came in and stole my thunder. Anyway, the point is that I can completely do things like that, but I get sick to my stomach when I think about trying to talk to that other girl. This is totally not me, and I don't know what to do.

Also, my kneecap is starting to show more signs that my left one did after I tore my MPFL. It's not the same level of severity, but it keeps wobbling and clicking and shaking and hurting. It's tender. Every time I think about my leg, I get worse anxiety than I'm already having right now. This freaking sucks.
#467147 to #467146 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
sometimes i get the impression you use this board as the fanfic for the life you wish you would have
#467148 to #467147 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Haha, yes, you've caught me. I wish I had a life where I dislocate my kneecaps at every turn and get anxiety over a girl that I like. This is what I do.
#467150 to #467148 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
more like a life where anyone can stand you but sure
#467158 to #467150 - youngneil
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Everyone else has to stand because he can't.
Because of his knee caps.
He's a cripple.
#467165 to #467158 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
eyy
#467151 to #467150 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I mean my comment was literally about me arguing with a girl, getting anxiety over a different girl and getting injured. It's not even like I've been biased about it. What else would you like to complain about?
#467134 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
"da rok" is a disgusting mishapen mulatto who's not funny and sucks as an actor. his best works are disney tier at best
I'm sure elk likes him but elk likes trannies so he's a doo doo head and disregard his opinion henceforth
#467208 to #467134 - thumbfortrump
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(04/24/2016) [-]
He can reck you 1v1 and that's all that matters.
#467138 to #467134 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
he's hawaiian though.
#467140 to #467138 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
he has significant black ancestry in addition to new zealander, I don't even see hawaiian on here
#467142 to #467140 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
that's why I said samoan in the second comment.
#467139 to #467138 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Wait no...he's a samoan.
#467136 to #467134 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I like the DOOM movie
#467159 to #467136 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
WHAT?
#467185 to #467159 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I said I like the DOOM movie
#467186 to #467185 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
WHAT?!
#467187 to #467186 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
is fun
#467188 to #467187 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
WHAT?!?
#467155 to #467136 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I remember seeing like, one short bit of that 10 years ago.
And I just googled it. Apparently its generally considered complete shit.
I should watch it.
#467130 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
i hate how elk loves disgusting trannies
#467131 to #467130 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
No, I only like them if they're clean.
#467132 to #467131 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
is she clean enough for you
#467133 to #467132 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I hope that you don't think that I'm attracted to them.
#467118 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Okay. Okay? Okay.
Here we go.

People who are against shit posting. At this point, why are you even alive? You're out of time. In the wrong generation. Serious posting has been over for months. Put down your sock-em boppers, step into the new millennium; your precious board died years ago, catch up to the fucking present.

It's not "ironic humor". Stop getting angry about people "acting retarded". It's not an act, it's the way things are. We all knew there was never any humor, and we all know it stopped being ironic the second it became popular, alright.
Are you with me? Are you following me?Try this:
There is literally nothing on the planet that matters less than an internet image board, and I challenge you to find a place on Earth with such poor attempts at social interaction. I'm fairly sure it's required that you have horrible character flaws in order to be a regular poster on a board.

FUCKING lobselvith gets her panties in a spergknot every time someone posts anime. Yeah, like that fucking matters in the slightest. Hey, guess what: it's an internet image board. octaviano or whoever the fuck that loser is, posting some faggotass objectively hideous, unbelievably poorly animated approximation of a woman doesn't hurt anybody any more than it destroys the sanctity of your darling little board that you need as clean and boring as possible so it can maintain it's function of distracting you from the fact that you're unattractive and lonely. Like fuck, how shitty is your life that images of a dollar store waifu can light a fire under your taint so hot that you feel the need to rally up a posse of virgin losers, who are so desperate that they think by doing what you say they'll get a shot at you putting your fortunately average hands anywhere on their body, so you can cyberbully this harmless bag of nothing off of your imaginary internet space. FUCK YOU.

Edwardnigma is so lost in his tardrage toward shitposting he comes here to vent every time someone makes an attempt at a joke on VGB. He's so fucking traumatized from not being able to have any "serious discussions" on shitty games for college bros that he needs a shoulder to cry on whenever someone shows that they're better at being a human being with priorities than he is. Fucking sleeps on a mattress in a shitbug infested desert house. No surprise there.
Speaking of retarded australians: adunsaveme. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a man who is actually, like I'm not fucking joking here, an honest to God pedophile, and there are still loads of rejects around here who like him. This is the worst humanity has to offer, and people are more than okay with it. There is no better evidence that board users are in the wrong society.

Speaking of colossal failures, how about all these fucking aoeui, conquistador ass children who have gone so above and beyond being incoherent, nonsensical racist bigots that they actually believe they've put any thought into the shit they say. Yeah, real good point for how seriously we should be taking our image board discussions.

Remember roliga? when the board was "serious" and good? The 34 year old man who spent his time telling kids on the internet that he's better than them? People looked up to this man, and this was before he realised what a horrible mistake he was making by being a part of this shitfield of idiots and their repetitive jokes. Other than air, what even goes through anyone's head at this point?

elk? I can't touch that one. Can't talk about him. This is a shitpost and elk has actual horrible mental and character problems that shouldn't be made light of despite the fact that we've learned to tolerate them and keep our laughter and disbelief where he can't read it..

Shitposting is the rule now. How dense do you have to be to not get this? Stop caring about your board. Stop thinking "contributing to society" means anything. Congratulations, you bag groceries, real fucking hero you are; keeping the world together. CLAP FUCKING CLAP
#467199 to #467118 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
lol remember the clavat and kolimm shitfits :^)
#467198 to #467118 - misticalz ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
"how shitty is your life that images of a dollar store waifu can light a fire under your taint so hot that you feel the need to rally up a posse of virgin losers"
#467163 to #467118 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
stop bullying me
#467182 to #467163 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
post irl pls
#467161 to #467118 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Wait, wait, wait. Is Adun actually a paedo?
#467162 to #467161 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
no
#467167 to #467162 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Awwww
I thought it might have been a good time to tell you that I'm actually a coquettish 14 year old girl.
#467168 to #467167 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I thought it might have been a good time to tell you that nothing you say can be trusted, you fiend
#467169 to #467168 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Between you and me: I wouldn't trust myself if I were you either.
#467170 to #467169 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Why was your marriage put on hold faggot
#467171 to #467170 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Well, Adun, life is a complicated dance. Sometimes you sort of have to marry people you don't really want to marry but they want to marry you, and you really like that person -but not in a marriage way- so you want to make them happy and don't want them to end alone. But they're you're best friend and you've known them all your life and they've never ever ever ever have had any romantic relationship or interest outside of you and it gets more worrisome the older you both get. And sometimes you think about that every night and that hasn't really been helping your alcohol habit in the least so you get an extra year to get your shit together lest you have a nervous breakdown, you feel me Adun? You probably feel me.
#467172 to #467171 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
What.
#467173 to #467172 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Reasons!
#467174 to #467173 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Do you even exist
#467175 to #467174 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Lamentably.
#467176 to #467175 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
send irls
#467178 to #467177 - adunsaveme
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(04/24/2016) [-]
my knees
#467179 to #467178 - thebestpieever
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(04/24/2016) [-]
It could all be yours, big guy.
#467160 to #467118 - dalokan ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Shit man.

You alright?
#467154 to #467118 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I go on the videogames board like, once a month now, mate. And that is usually because I was mentioned there.
Also, I can remember once, maybe twice I complained about it.
#467143 to #467118 - youngneil
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(04/24/2016) [-]
#467135 to #467118 - huntergriff
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I...I can't disagree with you. You faglord.
#467128 to #467118 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
im torn because I want to thumb you down because I have to, but at the same time you're shit talking elk
#467129 to #467128 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
truce
#467144 to #467129 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
only when you publicly apologize
#467126 to #467118 - lobselvith
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(04/24/2016) [-]
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

here's your notification :^) IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
#467127 to #467126 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
post irl pls
#467122 to #467118 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
I wasn't paying attention to the gif and just assumed that you were using the gorilla eating his snot to represent you because that's something that I could picture you doing in real life.

Seriously, I had forgotten how funny it was. I'm dying. I can't stop laughing.
#467123 to #467122 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
IT'S A PRANK BRO
#467137 to #467123 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
Oh, I hope you didn't think that I was trying to actual be mean about the snot-eating thing. I just said that as a joke. I just meant the part in the spoiler.
#467141 to #467137 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
fun fact: my friend's dad got mad at him when a few of us were at their house and told us that his son eats his own boogers
#467124 to #467123 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I know that you're joking. I just thought the "spergknot" comment was pretty distasteful.
#467125 to #467124 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
my semen has been pretty distasteful lately
#467121 to #467118 - lobselvith
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(04/24/2016) [-]
ay lamo
#467120 to #467118 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
shut
#467119 to #467118 - aoeui
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(04/24/2016) [-]
#467108 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
murrlogic is being enabled by pretentious amateurs who think his art speaks to their soul

the sort of people who look at a blank canvas in a gallery and think "this speaks to me about the minds of the brainwashed people in our whitewashed society" or some shit
#467103 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
ohemgeezus won't stop hurting my feelings
#467114 to #467103 - masterboll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
its gonna be okay, lil nigga

you can do it
#467115 to #467114 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
someone put a muzzle on this muzlim

fun fact, I have this webm labeled as masterboll
#467116 to #467115 - masterboll
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(04/24/2016) [-]
im meming even when im not
#467109 to #467103 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
He's being mean? This is surprising to me. Wow.
#467110 to #467109 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
people are mean to people that are mean to them, crazy
#467111 to #467110 - Elk
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(04/24/2016) [-]
I'm just happy that you understand why I retaliated, and don't call me crazy.
#467104 to #467103 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
you started this
#467101 - anon
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(04/24/2016) [-]
lol guys what better way to shut down people who disagree than to call them cucks
also pick out a lot of ugly people that disagree with them and use that to say they're all like that lmao
#467102 to #467101 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
did somebody get cucked
#467098 - foreveranonymous
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(04/24/2016) [-]
>mfw another five nights at freddy's game
www.scottgames.com/

Please make it stop
#467099 to #467098 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/24/2016) [-]
It's a sister location
so not five nights at freddy's
this time it's five nights at frankie's
and I fucking loved foster's home for imaginary friends
#467094 - satoasami
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Back when I used to work for VOICES they would often mention a homeless shelter called "Victory Outreach" which is funded by a religious group.

Its probably a very nice place. I've noticed a lot of homeless shelters particularly in Rosa are funded by religious groups.

I remember when I was homeless for a short amount of time. The organization was called "Redwood Gosspel" and the majority of the people who "occupied the area" where drug addicts and alcoholics

I actually saw first hand what a bum fight looks like on my 18th birthday. I watched a man get beat in the face over and over again with a glass bottle shattering his nose.