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#432153 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
If you are over 350lbs I already don't like you. Stop using my air and just have a heart attack and die already
#432155 to #432153 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
*0-500* How much I weigh.
#432156 to #432155 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**Elk rolls 127**

>forgetting the first half of the roll
#432157 to #432156 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
You are over 6 feet tall pretty sure you are anorexic
#432159 to #432157 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
*roll 1, 100* How tall I am in inches.
#432161 to #432159 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Lol did it again
#432160 to #432159 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Roll 1, 1-100* pls help me roll gods plz ;_;
#432162 to #432160 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
*roll 1-+00, 1k
#432164 to #432162 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
This is too funny what the hell Elk this is a train wreck
#432163 to #432162 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
*roll image*
#432165 to #432163 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
**planetexpress used "*roll picture*"**
**planetexpress rolled image**

Are you doing this on purpose ?
#432166 to #432165 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Only the last two were fake. I'm pretty light-headed and pissed off. It's pretty hard to think straight.
#432168 to #432166 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Well yeah you would need to be straight to think straight
#432152 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I hate hate HATE jellyfish
#432154 to #432152 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
But then you wouldn't have a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jellyyyyyyyyyy.
#432158 to #432154 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I hate the word jelly too
#432148 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
>tfw I lose a game after getting above 30 kills
>tfw bottom two have less than 5 kills
plz
#432201 to #432148 - brcstar
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(10/26/2015) [-]
>are you a wizard
#432147 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I was a little rude when asking this girl for nudes, and I apologized. She said, "Just don't do it again."

Who the heck does the think I am? I don't quit after the 50th time someone tells me no. Quitters never win.
#432151 to #432147 - planetexpress
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I'll keep this in mind next time you tell me to stop asking you
#432150 to #432147 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2015) [-]
To be honest you sound kind of rapey.
#432144 - kegget
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(10/25/2015) [-]
This genderfluid shit is so fucking retarded.
I understand trangender, I accept it. I understand some people really do have the brain on the opposite gender. If a man wants to live his life as a woman, that's A-Okay with me.
But this genderfluid shit is just absolute nonsense. It's not possible to be a woman one day, and a man the next. It's just plain biologically impossible for someone's brain to switch from male to female over night.
Either these people are bullshitting to sound like special snowflakes, just like playing dress-up sometimes, or, and this is the most likely explanation for anyone who truly believes that they are genderfluid, is that they have gender dysphoria and it is worse on some days than it is on others.
#432146 to #432144 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(10/25/2015) [-]
gender fluid?
you mean the stuff that comes outta my wiener?
haha
#432145 to #432144 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Have you ever been indecisive about something?
#432140 - Doomonyou
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Hate it when a video buffers even though the player says there's still a good inch of buffered video.
#432141 to #432140 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
We don't care about your woes. This isn't the hating board.
#432142 to #432141 - Doomonyou
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Oh sorry I must of clicked on the gay board by mistake if you're here.
#432143 to #432142 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Common mistake. Just don't do it again.
#432139 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I hate that hacky sack is way harder and more tiring than it looks.
#432138 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I failed my history mid term.
#432133 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Green Valley - Puscifer [HQ] 1080p

MFW her majesty the Verde river.
#432149 to #432133 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
all hands on all hands on deck
#432131 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I'm gonna dox the next fucker who publicly calls all whites racist.
#432134 to #432131 - EdwardNigma
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(10/25/2015) [-]
all whites are racist :^)
#432135 to #432134 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Show your face bitch
#432136 to #432135 - EdwardNigma
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(10/25/2015) [-]
nah
#432137 to #432136 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I have me eye set on ye
#432128 - murrlogic
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(10/25/2015) [-]
>tfw I will never remember the golden era of fresh content plauging youtube from 2006-2007

I remember everyone from that era talking nonstop about Screwattack and AVGN

I didn't know about then till 2008...watched every episode

2015....screwattack is the most depressing website on earth and AVGN is literally a sellout shit whose devoid into alcoholism
#432253 to #432128 - misticalz
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(10/26/2015) [-]
how is he an alcoholic now?
he seems fine to me

I agree with the shitty content part tho.
Last couple AVGN episodes were him just carrying on about some stupid made up conspiracy theory with the game.
Also I hate how Mike is the main one on the channel. He's not funny.

Bootsy's play through of Battletoads was tough to watch, hes so emotionless.

#432189 to #432128 - nimba
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(10/26/2015) [-]
devoid isn't a verb
#432130 to #432128 - thebestpieever
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(10/25/2015) [-]
>2015
>Caring about AVGN
The only good thing he does nowadays is Monster Madness, really.
#432127 - enlightednatzie
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Well, lads im off to take a shit right now. Wish me luck
#432123 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
>People who legitimately believe that Wonder Woman being able to lift Mjolnir and Superman being unable to is misandry
#432126 to #432123 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
They both have lifted it before
#432119 - Shiny
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(10/25/2015) [-]
They had this great sounding flavor of soda at the grocery store the other day that happened to be some kind of Mountain Dew Game Fuel Cowadoody 420hardscopes bullshit. So I had to look like a jackass at the register to try it. Damn teenagers ruin everything.

On the bright side, it's fucking wonderful with some Absolut.
#432118 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
"You can't kill a feminist because that will just turn them into a martyr for all other feminists."

...how the flying fuck do you know THAT? How do you know that as soon as shit gets real, they won't just back off? Are you Nostradamus or God or something?
#432129 to #432118 - balor
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(10/25/2015) [-]
They are feminists.
Anytime shit gets real they have a panic attack.

Hell, you don't even gotta kill them. Send them a dick pic and they'll kill themselves.
#432110 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Every time i load a page with a webm on funnyjunk, only on funnyjunk, chrome gives up. All background tabs crash, all my extensions crash. And it says "chrome encountered an error or ran out of memeory"

Though i watched htop, and my memory was doing just fine.

Fucking shitt'ily designed site.
#432167 to #432110 - thesoulless
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Try going into the task manager and closing the flash extension if it starts to get slow. I used to keep taking up more and more memory until chrome couldn't run anymore.
#432125 to #432110 - enlightednatzie
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Firefox just runs slower for me
#432121 to #432110 - youngneil
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk has made Firefox crash once, and if I'm on the site for any amount of time CPU usage goes off the charts.
#432117 to #432110 - gibroner ONLINE
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(10/25/2015) [-]
mine's been doing the same thing
#432114 to #432110 - shenro
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(10/25/2015) [-]
1st time i heard of this issue, so it might be something on your end.
#432108 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I get dizzy quite often.
I get dizzy quite often.
#432109 to #432108 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
It also makes me light headed. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
It also makes me light headed. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
#432111 to #432109 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
your posts today have me questioning why I don't have you on hide all
#432112 to #432111 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I really don't care. I've been getting dizzy consistently for four years, and it's annoying.
#432113 to #432112 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Just that you've shiposted all day then unironically say that you don't shitpost
#432115 to #432113 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I don't.
#432116 to #432115 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
k
#432099 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Don't mind me. It's just one of my famous frog posts that you guys keep whining about.
#432094 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
My computer can do 60fps videos but all of youtubes new content is for the most part 720p and 1080p at 60fps.

Im stuck back in 2008, with 480p video.
#432095 to #432094 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
cant do 60fps video*

the worst typo, forgetting the t
#432086 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/25/2015) [-]
"If we just thumb down/thumb up/ignore all the bait accounts, they'll all just go away."
#432104 to #432086 - aoeui
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(10/25/2015) [-]
bait accounts are funny though and are the only good laughs you can get on this site
#432100 to #432086 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
people that think jokingly replying to the bait accounts = feeding them are the worst
#432089 to #432086 - squalllionhart
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(10/25/2015) [-]
or we could just put them on hide all then it doesn't matter if they go away or not
#432091 to #432089 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Exactly, but the dipfucks on this site can't seem to understand that.
#432092 to #432091 - squalllionhart
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(10/25/2015) [-]
thanks to admin improving the hide all feature there's really no reason not to use it