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#495966 - aoeui
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(11/05/2016) [-]
I might fuck thesecrocodile's pussy so hard and fill her up full of so much cum her tummy bulges
#496134 to #495966 - huntergriff
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you won't do it, no balls.
#496008 to #495966 - TheseChocodiles
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#496133 to #496008 - huntergriff
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#495956 - balor
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I took a hit off my friend's cigarette.

It felt good.
But I know I can't smoke. I just can't.
It will kill me.

It's killing my dad. It killed his dad.
I know once I start, I will do it obsessively until I die of cancer or some shit.
Never again.
User avatar #496009 to #495956 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/05/2016) [-]
if you actually wanna look cool you should roll your own
User avatar #495989 to #495956 - teoberry
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(11/05/2016) [-]
i know you're memeing but if you're gonna start smoking smoke marlboros cuz theyre cool
User avatar #495994 to #495989 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/05/2016) [-]
>marlboros.
Cheap man confirmed.
American spirits or if I go cheap, maverick 100s.
User avatar #496050 to #495994 - teoberry
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i live in canada so they're actually probably the best we can get
User avatar #495982 to #495956 - geothermal
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It's good at first, eventually it's just tedious.
Cigarettes use to have flavor, made me relax, I smoked about 8 a week.

Now I'm up to a pack every two days, they all taste like chalk and there's no relaxation anymore.

Don't start.
User avatar #495960 to #495956 - darksideofthebeast
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Even as a daily smoker, cigarettes suck. They don't feel good to inhale, the feeling is mediocre at best that it gives you.
Not worth it but it's hard to stop
User avatar #495967 to #495960 - aoeui
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(11/05/2016) [-]
arent you like 12
User avatar #495985 to #495967 - gibusernamepls
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(11/05/2016) [-]
He's called darksideofthebeast
User avatar #495991 to #495985 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/05/2016) [-]
>hitler profile pic.
Buddy, I'd be surprised if you were above 15.
User avatar #495992 to #495991 - gibusernamepls
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(11/05/2016) [-]
That's not Hitler
It's the Persona 2 character called "Führer"
Hitler didn't have sunglasses
User avatar #495993 to #495992 - darksideofthebeast
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It's a character that is hitler in every other way, besides sunglasses.
Yea, I'mma lower that surprise to 14 years old or older.
User avatar #495995 to #495993 - gibusernamepls
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(11/05/2016) [-]
Okay, prepare to be surprised
I'm 18
#495996 to #495995 - darksideofthebeast
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Damn, I am thoroughly surprised.
#495969 to #495967 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/05/2016) [-]
Who told you that
User avatar #495975 to #495969 - aoeui
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(11/05/2016) [-]
intuition or maybe i remembered it from a dream but i dont think youre 18
User avatar #495976 to #495975 - darksideofthebeast
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Hm, why's that?
User avatar #495962 to #495960 - balor
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That first time though.
It felt great.
User avatar #495963 to #495962 - darksideofthebeast
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First time is usually the worst, same with weed.
But weed actually ends up feeling good and sometimes even tasting good.
Cigarettes literally never do.
#495955 - gibroner
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Went to see a play that an old friend of mine directed The Trench It's my favorite show it was excellent and saw a lot of my old friends from my high school theatre days made me realize how much I miss them. Sucks that I never get to see them anymore.
User avatar #495964 to #495955 - shibe
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User avatar #495965 to #495964 - gibroner
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I miss em doge miss em a lot
#495954 - votehillary
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It would be great if i could belong to one website that wasn't a circlejerk hivemind
User avatar #495957 to #495954 - balor
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Its called real life.
#495958 to #495957 - votehillary
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I just get told to kill myself if i initiate conversation
#495959 to #495958 - balor
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Laugh it off and say, "How about a suicide pact eh?"
User avatar #495949 - bladeboy
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#495961 to #495949 - darksideofthebeast
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>deranged penguins
doesn't exist
User avatar #495950 to #495949 - shibe
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what the fuck is up with all these damn penguins im seeing all of the sudden
#495951 to #495950 - bladeboy
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It's a conspiracy to get you to imitate this penguin end kill yourself
User avatar #495953 to #495951 - shibe
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probs
#495948 - enlightednatzie
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Click to show spoiler
How to improve the quality of this board with one single trick! Scientists are baffled with this discovery!
#495946 - enlightednatzie
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fagboy and woves, im out.
User avatar #495947 to #495946 - enlightednatzie
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*vowels
User avatar #495968 to #495947 - aoeui
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User avatar #495988 to #495968 - enlightednatzie
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Sorry bro, but i try to keep my fapping down from now on
User avatar #495941 - votehillary
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mudkipfucker molests children. He'll never know I told people because he's a fag who blocks people
User avatar #495986 to #495941 - mudkipfucker
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i block people with negative levels,
User avatar #495970 to #495941 - aoeui
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but he unironically supports hillary clinton so what would you expect
and he posts his grotesque looking fatflap covered pube bush entrenched dick pics on the gay board semi-weekly
User avatar #495987 to #495970 - mudkipfucker
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i dont support hillary
and you're the one win my nudes saved on your computer, faggot
User avatar #495952 to #495941 - ohemgeezus
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a shitposter crying because mudkipfucker blocked them
as if it's not bad enough you waste your time shitposting
#495945 to #495941 - anon id: 62c42425
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I can believe it.
He's a faggot, but you are too
User avatar #495940 - TheseChocodiles
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just got so badly roasted over a cup of tea and now im feeling emotionally fragile
#495938 - bladeboy
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Deity is too easy in Civ6
#495926 - saltyfries
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(11/04/2016) [-]
Green Bay, WI, drivers

it wasn't enough for you to drive 80mph at 65 speed limit
it got moved up to 70, and you assholes are doing 90mph.

also, learn to fucking drive round-a-bouts, i hate as much as everyone else, but we gotta fucking deal with it.
User avatar #495927 to #495926 - ferrettamer
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what's wrong with going 20 over the limit????
User avatar #495928 to #495927 - saltyfries
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it's speeding, big time, asshole like, I have no problem going 10 over max, especially in fast lanes on highways, but if you're doing 90+ in a 70 zone, you're an asshole speeder, and all of them never use their signals when changing lanes, those are the drivers that deserve speeding tickets.

I drive 10mph over max, cops are more lenient in that range. Unless it's a 25 zone...
User avatar #495929 to #495928 - ferrettamer
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yea usually i end up going 40 km over the limit lmao
User avatar #495930 to #495929 - saltyfries
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MPH, stupid leaves...
User avatar #495931 to #495930 - ferrettamer
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no shit. 40 km/h > 20mph
#495932 to #495931 - saltyfries
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#495924 - Ihazfunkitty
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i feel a wisdom tooth that is just sticking out my gums.
dat shit feels weird
User avatar #495983 to #495924 - tvfreakuk
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And then your gum will heal over it after a while, only for the pain to begin anew when the tooth knows you'll be at your most vulnurable, and rise again.

It's a ballache sometimes, all four of my wisdom teeth have come through now though, so I don't get that bullshit anymore.
User avatar #496004 to #495983 - Ihazfunkitty
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it doesnt hurt tho, heck i only noticed cause there was a bit of food stuck there. theres no gum over it too, i just feel a whole tooth. ill be going to the dentist for the half yearly check up in two weeks, so ill guess i will hear its fate then.
#496010 to #496004 - tvfreakuk
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I haven't been to a dentist in years.
User avatar #496011 to #496010 - Ihazfunkitty
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y mane?
we kinda have to go since my dad gets a lot of scale? in dutch we call it "tandsteen", that stuff you get on your teeth but cant really brush off on his teeth so it prolly rots his teeth out if we dont go. also it gets covered by insurance here.
User avatar #496012 to #496011 - tvfreakuk
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In the UK you just have to pay.
There are NHS ones that cover half of the usual cost, but they tend to be kind of shit from what I've heard.
User avatar #496013 to #496012 - Ihazfunkitty
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ah i see, that sucks. i guess if you just brush properly it will all be aight right?
User avatar #496156 to #496013 - tvfreakuk
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Yeah, my teeth are fine. My checkups (though I haven't had one since 2008) were always super quick and just "yeah your teeth are good" basically. It's just brush and use mouthwash/floss, not that hard.
Of course it's different for people like you're dad who get plaque build up easier than others, it can be a genetic thing.
User avatar #495971 to #495924 - aoeui
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are you like 16
it's okay if you are since you'll still be legal in your country but I gotta know if I should stop asking for nudes or not
User avatar #495907 - enlightednatzie
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I bought skyrim special edition for full price and i think its the best think i've done since i started to drink beer on weekdays
User avatar #495972 to #495907 - aoeui
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skrim is awful. truly terrible game and it's loathe-worthy
User avatar #495990 to #495972 - enlightednatzie
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No it isnt
User avatar #495914 to #495907 - ferrettamer
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i got it for free and i still regret having it in my steam library
User avatar #495917 to #495914 - enlightednatzie
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I havent played it for like 3 or 4 years on my really crappy computer with potato graphics so these graphic improvements make it really worth it. I played on like 1200x800 resolution with no bushes and the lowest detail, draw distance and texture quality possible to ge it running on a stable 30 fps. Its still 30 fps but oohhh damn its beautiful compared to fps runescape.
User avatar #495912 to #495907 - mondominiman
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Is it wrong to drink beer on weekdays? I started drinking one occasionally on my lunch.
User avatar #495919 to #495912 - enlightednatzie
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I want this kinda warm feeling and get slightly intoxicated after that first one so i try to not build up my tolerance too fast.
User avatar #495922 to #495919 - mondominiman
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I drink one of those 15% beers to get a good enough buzz going but it won't affect me enough so people can see or smell it
User avatar #495923 to #495922 - enlightednatzie
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Lol i get buzzy after one or two 5% beers.
#495944 to #495923 - anon id: 62c42425
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typical swede...
User avatar #495925 to #495923 - mondominiman
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I used to get the same feeling when I first started, had no tolerance and I was feeling it quick. I can't drink any of those cheap 5% now because they taste like piss
User avatar #495913 to #495912 - TheseChocodiles
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v european of you
User avatar #495897 - greenjacketcs
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Why are all the top steam reviews for Darkest Dungeon so negative? And I haven't met anyone who hasn't disliked it.
User avatar #495898 to #495897 - gibusernamepls
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RNG
#495896 - darksideofthebeast
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reminder
#495894 - satoasami
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GIF
I'm over at the Library and noticed that in a medium sized patch of dirt Truffles are beginning to randomly grow there...those are $50 a Mushroom.

But other then that yesterday was fucking disastrous. A person who has tried to kill herself in the past attempted to kill herself again so the police and psychiatric officials were over at my fucking apartment building all night.

If this doesn't get her evicted for real this time I'll fucking scream.
User avatar #495921 to #495894 - vozel
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This is the most autistic gif I've ever seen
User avatar #495856 - drhoffable
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grrrr
User avatar #495902 to #495856 - enlightednatzie
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Woof :3
User avatar #495868 to #495856 - TheseChocodiles
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hey man long time no see!
User avatar #495887 to #495868 - TheseChocodiles
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i actually have no idea who this guy is and was expecting him to question my comment but he just thumbed it up so lol
User avatar #495920 to #495887 - vozel
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lol
#495889 to #495887 - masterboll
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>yfw
User avatar #495888 to #495887 - ferrettamer
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lmao
User avatar #495973 to #495888 - aoeui
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lmao you respond to all of her comments you lonely neckbeard
User avatar #495977 to #495973 - ferrettamer
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that's not at all true
User avatar #495861 to #495856 - burpy
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angery
#495848 - dubsigma
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User avatar #495847 - dubsigma
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**dubsigma used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dubsigma rolls 21**
User avatar #495850 to #495847 - lemonkeyfais
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logueado o no, los dados no mienten
**lemonkeyfais used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**lemonkeyfais rolls 44**
User avatar #495851 to #495850 - dubsigma
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**dubsigma used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dubsigma rolls 06**
#495853 to #495851 - dubsigma
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User avatar #495852 to #495851 - lemonkeyfais
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ayy
User avatar #495854 to #495852 - dubsigma
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**dubsigma used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dubsigma rolls 84**
User avatar #495855 to #495854 - dubsigma
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i won fair and square
#495849 to #495847 - anon id: 1bca3911
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you got outrolled
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 60**
#495846 - gibusernamepls
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(11/04/2016) [-]
>almost had something resembling a date
>she cancels because she has to take a test for her driver's license

Maybe some other time
At least if things go well I can spend the evening that just got freed up playing Bloodborne