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#334555 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>Stealth heists in Payday 2   
>Accidentally fucking them up   
>Instead of having a backup weapon in case it goes loud and defend yourself as much as you can like a normal person, kicking player who accidentally caused it and then restarting the whole heist
>Stealth heists in Payday 2
>Accidentally fucking them up
>Instead of having a backup weapon in case it goes loud and defend yourself as much as you can like a normal person, kicking player who accidentally caused it and then restarting the whole heist
User avatar #334558 to #334555 - megavoir (11/07/2014) [-]
maybe you should spend less time complaining and more at getting good,
User avatar #334610 to #334558 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Also, maybe they should spend more time getting good at being loud.
User avatar #334609 to #334558 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I would like to if the damn game would run faster on this computer.

And it can run FC2, GTA IV, and D:SF on high graphical settings.
#334551 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
So, for a while, Ubisoft bear with me here you probably aren't going to, but fuck you I'm going to type this anyway had stated that The Crew was going to remain exclusive to the Next Gen consoles, PS4 and Xbox One, and PC. Meaning poor people were screwed for a while. But, apparently, as of August 14th I'm late I know shut up they finally stated that it would NOT be Next Gen exclusive. And so, they announced a release for it for the Xbox 360.


I have a PS3.
#334628 to #334551 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>Wanting games from Ubisoft
User avatar #334629 to #334628 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Far Cry 3 was good.

Plus, IT'S A FUCKING RACING GAME. They can't fuck it up to a PHENOMENAL degree.
User avatar #334630 to #334629 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah it was good. Shame it was published by Hitler himself.
Its not them fucking the game up. Its them being huge fucking retarded faggots. EA and Activision might be also be bad, but at least they can make a PC port and not ignore over a fucking third of their entire audience/ potential buyers.
#334872 to #334630 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>Implying I'm getting it for PC   
   
I tried the PC beta and I couldn't even run it for shit. Forget about bad ports. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a good or bad port to PC if I can't even run it correctly.
>Implying I'm getting it for PC

I tried the PC beta and I couldn't even run it for shit. Forget about bad ports. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a good or bad port to PC if I can't even run it correctly.
User avatar #334880 to #334872 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if you aren't a fuckwit of a company like Ubisoft, you can make games run on even shit computers. Look at Metro Last Light; you can run on that on some pretty shit laptops, and it still looks good and runs well. Ubisoft can't optimize shit, and basically shits on its own consumers.
They are Hitler 2.0
User avatar #334881 to #334880 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
On the contrary, I run Far Cry 2 and Driver: San Francisco amazingly on my computer on the highest graphical settings.

OVERKILL Studios is another story...
User avatar #334929 to #334881 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Oh so yeah, old Ubisoft? Back when they weren't comparable to EA? Yeah they actually cared about ports back then.

Overkill is an indie dev, so its pretty forgivable
User avatar #334933 to #334929 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
D:SF was during UPlay. Either way, at least PC gamers can't be braggy douches anymore.
User avatar #334939 to #334933 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Uplay wasn't when they became shitty. It was shitty of them, but it wasn't the turning point.
I mean we just don't get tobuy one shitty companies bad games, sooooo bad oh no! PC still master race regardless
#334944 to #334939 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
All consoles and PC master race.
All consoles and PC master race.
#334945 to #334944 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I mean I got them all, but I get almost all my games on PC cuz it doesn't suck dick and I can run them all
I mean I got them all, but I get almost all my games on PC cuz it doesn't suck dick and I can run them all
User avatar #334947 to #334945 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
But I don't have to wait like 3 hours to install a game before I play.
#334952 to #334947 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
>2k14
>not being able to install a 50 GB game in less than an hour
Now I understand why you have to stay on console
Next gen has to install all games too though, so it doesn't really matter anymore
#335040 to #334952 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
>Implying I'm going to fucking touch any Next Genital consoles
User avatar #335039 to #334952 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
No, it's my internet. This what happens when I live in the country.
User avatar #334552 to #334551 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
PSN blows for talentless hacks that cannot program decent netcode, so Ubisoft could never port that shit to a PS3, it doesn't have enough power to make up for their stupidity at stable connections.
User avatar #334553 to #334552 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I know that.
User avatar #334554 to #334553 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
So you should have seen it coming.
#334556 to #334554 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I did. What I didn't see coming was that they weren't making it Next Gen exclusive.   
   
 Good thing pre-owned Xbox 360's are like $100.
I did. What I didn't see coming was that they weren't making it Next Gen exclusive.

Good thing pre-owned Xbox 360's are like $100.
User avatar #334561 to #334556 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
can't wait to see you complain about the community then
#334612 to #334561 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>Implying I'll make myself have to drive near others
>Implying I'll make myself have to drive near others
#334533 - kosmic (11/07/2014) [-]
>make an obvious shitpost
>people take me seriously
#334546 to #334533 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>make an obvious shitpost
#334560 to #334546 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #334541 to #334533 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i hate it
#334535 to #334533 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2014) [-]
people take almost ALL shitposts seriously.
User avatar #334537 to #334535 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no they dont lmao
#334539 to #334537 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Yes they do. To this day I still get people saying "You serious with this Platinum shit? it's annoying and dumb" then I go "That's the point". Then they repeat the process next week.
Yes they do. To this day I still get people saying "You serious with this Platinum shit? it's annoying and dumb" then I go "That's the point". Then they repeat the process next week.
#334562 to #334539 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
tfw people still think I unconditionally love all Sonic games
User avatar #334540 to #334539 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no they dont hahaha are you fucking stupid
User avatar #334542 to #334540 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
What a question, Shibe; of course I am.
User avatar #334543 to #334542 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT
#334531 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2014) [-]
90% of the 10 hours in NYC video was, "Have a nice day."
Why is this so popular?
A lot of it doesn't even actually seem like it's real. I think a lot of it was voiced over, even.
Some people don't even look like they're talking to her at all.
User avatar #334538 to #334531 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
that one guy walking with her for 5 minutes is fucking creepy though
User avatar #334534 to #334531 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
To be honest, 90% of people probably didn't watch it. Myself included.
User avatar #334545 to #334532 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
Some recent video about street harassment. All sorts of shit is being flung over it e.g. some people are arguing whether or not it is a racist video.
#334525 - tvfreakuk (11/07/2014) [-]
When people make shit up so that they look like they have a valid reason for not doing something.

I tried to get a taxi the other day but I have no cash; but the taxi service does this thing with the uni where a student gives the driver their student ID card, the driver gives it to the uni for them to pay, and then the student pays the uni back to get their student ID.

Twice now (a third time since yesterday) I've done this when I've slept in and will be late for classes if I hadn't got a taxi - and no one mentions anything; it's completely fine
Then I try yesterday and the dude's all like "Sorry - it's the policy that it's only for late at night and your life might be at risk if you don't get a taxi - not just for running late"

mfw I got a taxi elsewhere; asked about the "policy" and the guy said there was no such thing

Bitch just didn't want to be bothered doing a little paperwork. I totally get it, tbh; sometimes you just don't want to deal with stuff... But plain lying and making someone else feel like an idiot because of it just isn't on.
User avatar #334549 to #334547 - teoanon ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
8)
User avatar #334530 to #334524 - kosmic (11/07/2014) [-]
who fucking cares
User avatar #334527 to #334524 - dumerveil (11/07/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but people thumbing down those they don't agree with is nothing new.
User avatar #334520 - sweetbutteryjesus (11/07/2014) [-]
In Junior year of highschool (I was 16 for you non-americans) I was doing a Chemistry lab with 3 other dudes. I think it was something about chemicals, and I fucked up because I didn't describe an effect properly. One guy whom I'll call B gets pissed because it was a group project. He gets all mad and refers to me in the third person and gets the answer from someone else. At the end of the day, he acted like nothing happened.
He's a cunt though. Am I wrong for thinking he's a cunt?
User avatar #334522 to #334520 - dumerveil (11/07/2014) [-]
Depends on what you fucked up.
User avatar #334526 to #334522 - sweetbutteryjesus (11/07/2014) [-]
It was like "What did the chemical look like after you put in the solution?"
I put "It was cloudy and yellow."
Yeah.
User avatar #334518 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>want to get my first win
>someone goes Soraka mid
nononononono
User avatar #334519 to #334518 - dumerveil (11/07/2014) [-]
tfw you will never play broken solo lane Soraka again.
#334509 - qxangelxp (11/06/2014) [-]
Ubisoft pulling their new games off Steam.

User avatar #334536 to #334509 - Darianvincent (11/07/2014) [-]
Shooting themselves in the foot.
#334505 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
>tfw no waifu
User avatar #334506 to #334505 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
The waifu of my waifu is tsundere
- Socrates
#334507 to #334506 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
but are you my waifu?
User avatar #334508 to #334507 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
I-I can be anon-san~~
#334491 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
>game is safe to leave
>leave game
>you are prevented from matchmaking for 7 minutes for failing to ready-up
User avatar #334548 to #334491 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Is this for what I think it is?
User avatar #334616 to #334548 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #334618 to #334616 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Oh.

Damn.
User avatar #334619 to #334618 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
well

maybe
User avatar #334626 to #334619 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
CS:GO
User avatar #334800 to #334626 - shibe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
oh

no
User avatar #334497 to #334491 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
nvm that is still probably annoying tho
User avatar #334499 to #334497 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
that'd probably be a good thing

in 7 days i would sort my shit out instead of procrastinating on dota
User avatar #334500 to #334499 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
actually when that happens i just start using pug servers
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#334489 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
"You shouldn't let politics come between you and a relationship."

If you can get over each other's differing beliefs. That's great. But it's pretty easy to get along with someone with a similar worldview.
User avatar #334498 to #334489 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
... But you aren't stating anything that actively contradicts the quote.
User avatar #334473 - teoyuppie (11/06/2014) [-]
GearBoy still hasn't deleted his work that he traced. As you can see in his MemeCenter profile, he gets stumped by this one particular user (God bless him) about his additional tracings as well as his works being removed. Just because you gave credit to someone's work doesn't mean jack shit. You're still profiting off of their work in a cheap manner. Also he's back to his pompous self again. He really doesn't give a shit that he got caught and has no talent. Not now, not in the past, and certainly not in the future.
#334557 to #334473 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Okay.
Okay.
#334528 to #334473 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2014) [-]
if you still care about this you're the definition of autist.
User avatar #335418 to #334528 - teoyuppie (11/09/2014) [-]
Hey GearBoy
User avatar #334486 to #334473 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Will you just invite him to dinner already?
User avatar #334493 to #334486 - volero ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
yuppie is subtly confessing his love for GearBoy every time he comes here to whine about him.
Maybe one day....maybe one day...
#334471 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
I hate when people make a big stink over someone starting a sentence with "am I the only one..."
Have you never heard of expressions before? Of course they're not the only one and of course they're not actually asking if they are. It's just an expression used to call attention to an opinion they hold, or something they just want to point out.
"hurr durr 7 billion people" shut the fuck up.
User avatar #334472 to #334471 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
how can i not be the only one if there are 1 people on this earth



i'm kidding i want to stab anyone who makes these kind of jokes
User avatar #334475 to #334472 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
No joke, I really am the only one.
User avatar #334476 to #334475 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
no i am you fucking robot
User avatar #334477 to #334476 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
You wanna fight, brah?
User avatar #334478 to #334477 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
no point in fighting someone WHO DOESN'T EXIST
User avatar #334480 to #334478 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
That's not cool, man. Take it back.
User avatar #334481 to #334480 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
WHY SHOULD I YOU DONT CARE BECAUSE YOU DONT EXIST
User avatar #334482 to #334481 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
How do you know you're not the one who doesn't exist?
User avatar #334483 to #334482 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Because I do exist. I feel myself. I don't feel you. You don't exist.
#334484 to #334483 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
You don't feel me?
Let me change that, then.
User avatar #334485 to #334484 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
you dont exist i cant
User avatar #334492 to #334485 - ZenMacros (11/06/2014) [-]
Damn you!
User avatar #334467 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/06/2014) [-]
Steak elite-ists

I want my damn steak well done and sitting in its juices

I dont want any moo left in my steak.
idgaf if its the bull of heaven (gilgamesh) im eating that fucker nuked
User avatar #334512 to #334467 - fishinyourface ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I'm not a fan of steak in the first place I've never had it outside of what my dad has made, he's no master chef but when I do have it I like it well done. I don't like the taste of blood in my mouth, I'm sorry...
User avatar #334474 to #334467 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
well done steak is the only true way to enjoy steak
User avatar #334503 to #334474 - dumerveil (11/06/2014) [-]
>someone says they hate stake elitists
>replies with stake elitist comment
dammit shibe
User avatar #334504 to #334503 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #334469 to #334467 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/06/2014) [-]
People make it such a big deal. I always hear "its a waste of a steak"


Well enjoy your trichinosis
User avatar #334454 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
I hate that this guy i've been speaking to has turned out to be a bit of a dick
I made a crude joke on facebook, so he sent me a message saying that it's disgusting. He ranted on about how i should be more lady-like and stuff. He's anything but a gentleman himself, and he makes the same kind of jokes.
So he said "It's lucky i like you so much, but you should try to be more classy"
But i like how i am, my friends like me, and a lot of guys do to. Why the fuck should i change for someone i ain't even going out with? So i told him it ain't gonna work. I kinda feel like a bitch but i there's no point getting with someone who's gonna be repulsed by me every time i make a joke.
User avatar #334667 to #334454 - princessren (11/07/2014) [-]
wow ur a bitch and classless :^)
User avatar #334713 to #334667 - jokekill (11/07/2014) [-]
:^^))))))))
User avatar #334714 to #334713 - princessren (11/07/2014) [-]
:::^^^((((
User avatar #334513 to #334454 - fishinyourface ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
sounds like you dodged a bullet. why the fuck would you have to change for something that isn't even a problem in the first place? What, did you make a joke about raping his mom?
User avatar #334516 to #334513 - jokekill (11/07/2014) [-]
Someone posted a picture of a shitty t-shirt
And i said "10/10 would keep next to bed to clean up with"
User avatar #334517 to #334516 - fishinyourface ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
.......tell him to buy a sense of humor
#334510 to #334454 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is, he tried to kill your joke?
#334458 to #334454 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
anyone who uses the phrase " be more classy" should be shot.
User avatar #334463 to #334458 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
you should really be more classy
User avatar #334462 to #334458 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
He's not a neckbeard or anything
Just some men expect women to have a little class
But i have none
He should've known that because we've been fuck-buddies for almost a year
#334501 to #334462 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Class is such a vague term, it's just like when people say "oh he's such a character".
User avatar #334488 to #334462 - rokkarokkaali (11/06/2014) [-]
How big is his schlong
User avatar #334490 to #334488 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
i didn't stop to measure it
User avatar #334494 to #334490 - rokkarokkaali (11/06/2014) [-]
Does he ask you to be more classy while you twerk for him
User avatar #334496 to #334494 - jokekill (11/06/2014) [-]
i can't twerk

but i can do the Carlton
User avatar #334464 to #334462 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
HAVE A LITTLE CLASS YOU FUCKING WHORE
User avatar #334470 to #334468 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
I'M NOT MEANING BECOME A MEME I'M TALKING ABOUT MAYBE HAVE MORE CLASS AND ACTING MORE LIKE A LADY YOU SLUT
User avatar #334514 to #334470 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Says you, you harlot.
User avatar #334461 to #334458 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Unless they're a villain in a movie that always carries a single glass of wine everywhere and speaks out in one-liners always.
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#334449 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
I really wish rolling where not relevant was bannable
#334445 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
ever since that "10 hours of harassment" video went up, a whole load of women have been making their own.
#334451 to #334445 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
But the parodies are great though.
#334487 to #334451 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Jew
User avatar #334466 to #334451 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
i love that parody with the white guy


lmao
#334456 to #334451 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
I was referring to the "serious" ones.
#334457 to #334456 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
I know. I was just stating the parodies are good.
#334437 - rokkarokkaali (11/06/2014) [-]
My friend likes joking around and asking me for kisses in this stupid voice and it's kinda funny, but this other kid started doing the same thing, except he takes it too fucking far. He's gone up to me once and tried kissing me, not sure if it was a joke or if he's a flaming faggot with no decency, but he tries it again, then touches my ass. I really want to hit him but I'm scared that if I do so that I'll get expelled for discrimination or some stupid shit. Girls have started asking me if I'm gay now. Fuck that shit
My friend likes joking around and asking me for kisses in this stupid voice and it's kinda funny, but this other kid started doing the same thing, except he takes it too fucking far. He's gone up to me once and tried kissing me, not sure if it was a joke or if he's a flaming faggot with no decency, but he tries it again, then touches my ass. I really want to hit him but I'm scared that if I do so that I'll get expelled for discrimination or some stupid shit. Girls have started asking me if I'm gay now. Fuck that shit
User avatar #334814 to #334437 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/07/2014) [-]
Fuck that kid up the ass
User avatar #334452 to #334437 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
If he tries it again just punch him.
#334442 to #334437 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Tell him to cut that shit out.
User avatar #334438 to #334437 - shibe ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
he's obviously gay like no joke
#334435 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
If you enter a room with a door that was closed before you came in close the fucking door on your way out it's not that hard.

Jesus fucking Christ.
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