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#381717 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
You know what I love? Nicking my genitals while shaving.
User avatar #381875 to #381717 - thegrohltroll (04/11/2015) [-]
Damn.. This picture had me craving for some peach
User avatar #381882 to #381875 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
It's a good fruit.
We used to steal them from a tree this person had.
#381901 to #381882 - thegrohltroll (04/11/2015) [-]
Now I have to kick your ass for stealing.
User avatar #382047 to #381901 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
Another guy had a plum tree and we'd steal those too.
Another person had an apple tree, but they cut it fucking down because of all the kids taking apples.
User avatar #381812 to #381717 - teoyuppie (04/11/2015) [-]
JIMMY NOOOOO!
User avatar #381750 to #381717 - huntergriff (04/11/2015) [-]
>shaving your balls
>ever
Trim with scissors, pleb.
User avatar #381873 to #381750 - princessren (04/11/2015) [-]
>not just chopping them off
User avatar #381728 to #381717 - ferrettamer (04/11/2015) [-]
I don't know that feel cause I don't shave my genitals as no one will ever see them :^(
User avatar #381723 to #381721 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
That shit stinks.
#381725 to #381723 - chitogekirisaki (04/11/2015) [-]
Anything beats slicin', pal.
User avatar #381726 to #381725 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
Fine then, next time I will use Nair.
If it doesn't work, my fuzzy balls will be on your hands.
User avatar #381844 to #381726 - aoeui (04/11/2015) [-]
why do you shave your balls
#381757 to #381726 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
Nair will burn your balls dude
User avatar #381719 to #381717 - bladeboy (04/11/2015) [-]
I don't know what that feels like because I'm not retarded :^ )Z
User avatar #381720 to #381719 - freedomreturns (04/11/2015) [-]
I thought it was because you had no balls.
User avatar #381722 to #381720 - bladeboy (04/11/2015) [-]
I do, you just might not see them that often because they're constantly being dipped in your mothers mouth.
User avatar #381718 to #381712 - bladeboy (04/11/2015) [-]
>trying to act like you're bape af this hard
#381711 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate whiney siblings.

Warning, long fucking post ahead.

I have a bass and a couple of guitars but the only person in my house besides me who plays is my dad, and he is too busy to jam, so I decided I will just teach my little 12 year old brother. That's when I started to learn how to play, and I figured it out all myself, so it shouldn't be too hard for him if I teach him how to play.

I take him into the garage, hand him my bass, explain to him the basics, and give him an incredibly simple 4 note riff to play.
He does everything wrong, so I explain him the basics again, and walk him through the riff note by note.
He does everything wrong, so I explain him the basics again again, and walk him through the riff note by note.
He still does it wrong, and after doing this about ten times, I begin to lose my patience, because I know he isn't paying attention. So I take the bass, demonstrate the basics slowly and clearly, showing him in precise detail what to do. Then when I look back up from the guitar, I see him picking his finger nails. I tell him to pay attention.
He looks at my with a blank face as I demonstrate it in precise detail the second time, then give him the bass.
I have him play the riff. He still does everything wrong.
I decide to just have him play the guitar instead of the bass, it might be easier on his hands.
I take the bass. Give him the guitar, after 5 minutes of explaining to him how to hold it, I begin trying to get him to play the same very simple riff. He isn't paying attention, and just keeps fucking around. I finally snap and say, "Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Move your hand to the fifth fret."
He gets up and puts the guitar on the stand and says, "You know what, I am bad at guitar. I don't want to do this."
My parents never let me pull that pussy ass quitter shit, and I am not about to let my little brother pull it. I stood in front of him and told him that he isn't going inside, we are gonna play.

This is when he went into full whiny bitch mode. He tried shoving past me, so I grabbed onto his shirt. He tried taking his shirt off, so I grabbed onto his arm. He acted like I was hurting him, so he starts fighting harder to get past me. I tried grabbing his arm but instead pinched his fatty back.
And at that moment, when he felt a small amount of hurt, he knew he could exploit it. He screamed the scream of a banshee as he ran inside.
I thought to myself, fuck this. He is hopeless.
I turn off the amplifiers, but my bass away, and went inside, in the time span of no more than 20 seconds.
He is sitting on the couch, watching his fucking cartoons and magically not crying anymore. Everyone is mad at me, and starts telling me to go up stairs. Making me out to be some evil oppressive bully.
I go up stairs into my room, and get a call from my dad saying I can't leave my room for the rest of the night.

Such bullshit. If I pulled that kind of pussy ass bullshit as a kid, my dad would have called me out on it.
But the precious little boy can't possibly just be whining to get his way.
I honestly blame television. He watches it all day with that same blank expression he had when I was trying to explain to him how to play guitar. It doesn't matter what is on.
My little sister can be watching dora the explorer, and he will watch it as if he is actually interested. I have heard the saying, "Television will rot your brain." And I finally know what it means. I know it's not autism, because a doctor even said he doesn't have autism.
My baby sister will probably end up the same way, because alot of the time nobody will actually pay her any attention. They just turn on her favorite cartoons.

I swear to christ, when I have children, and my own house, and they act like that, I will make them carry heavy rocks back and forth across the property until I get bored of watching them.
#381748 to #381711 - epicscorpion ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Parents always do this. They act like DI level hard asses when it comes to their first kid or two, and after that they stop giving a shit.
User avatar #381741 to #381711 - dalokan (04/11/2015) [-]
Attitude adjustment like that has to be done by the parents, not the older siblings.

Trust me, I wanted to do it too. I have 2 sisters and 1 lil brother. But you have to understand that it's better to tell your mom or dad your concerns about their quitting bullshit or other problem and let them tackle it rather than you getting in trouble for trying to solve by yourself.
#381744 to #381741 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
I tell them on almost a daily basis.

They don't care enough to take initiative.

I swear, one of these days I am gonna clock him in the fucking face. He won't ever pull that whiny shit with me again.
User avatar #381714 to #381711 - chitogekirisaki (04/10/2015) [-]
How old are you that you're sent to your room and not allowed to leave?

I had the same struggle with my friend hes a drummer picked up my bass and fiddled with it, so i taught him the first 3 notes of smoke on the water
Holy shit could he not even hit a string if his life depended on it. Personal reenactment: vocaroo.com/i/s1fQTwYWpLpX pls ignore my own personal fuck up of playing the one part backwards
#381730 to #381714 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
When I finally got him to play a note, he was only able to sustain it for about that long as well.
#381729 to #381714 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
I am 16.
User avatar #381731 to #381729 - chitogekirisaki (04/11/2015) [-]
Thats gay. Back when I was 16 I was out every other night doing drugs or drinking. Being stuck inside is the bane of my existence
#381736 to #381731 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I grew up pretty sheltered, and it's bullshit.
I wouldn't do drugs or anything, and they know that.
They still won't let me do much besides go for a walk.
Hell, it took til I was 14 for them to let me go to the park.
I went to one small local concert, and the only reason I convinced them to let me go, is because I offered to let my older sister come so she can make sure I don't do anything bad.

I don't like to complain about alot of things, but I absolutely hate that my parents have me on lock down because I am conveniently one of 2 things on 2 different occasions.
When they want to be scared of the outside world, I am just an innocent white teenager child who will be jumped and killed by those dirty mexicans up the street.
When they want to be suspicious of me, then everything I do is out of character. I am obviously up to no good.
User avatar #381740 to #381736 - chitogekirisaki (04/11/2015) [-]
I was kinda the same way, I guess. Till I was, well, also 14 I couldn't go out and hangout with friends, I'm still not supposed to cross the highway, but fuck that. I was halfway joking, I was 16 3 weeks ago, but I still, y'know, do shit I'm not supposed to.
It took hella convincing to let me take a train a few cities away just to fuck around over there.
If anything, don't be like me, don't use the little freedom you eventually get to smoke a shit ton of pot and break into buildings. That's gay. Go play your guitar outside shops or some shit, get money for shows. Get into a band, maybe. Make up for the time you missed.
#381709 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
People are still trying to make fat shaming Friday a thing.
#381734 to #381709 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
It's always been a thing. More like a fat shaming website.
User avatar #381707 - volero (04/10/2015) [-]
Screen capping comments and posting it as content is retarded as fuck.
www.funnyjunk.com/Never+give+up/funny-pictures/5511042/
#381703 - tvfreakuk (04/10/2015) [-]
I love working with my crew - but something that's annoying, and almost always happens as an editor no matter who I work with (including myself when I'm a director and realise where I went wrong in the edit - which I just want to explain as I'm not just complaining about the director specifically; it's just a general thing)   
Is that I'll find a shot, and put another shot after and find the only way I can move from one shot to the next is to have the scene just hold - just hold for a few seconds with the actor doing what they're doing.   
   
But no. All the takes of a specific shot we have, where I need it to hold?    
Me: "Okay if this holds for another 5 seconds it's goo-"    
Director on camera: "CUT!" *clip ends*
I love working with my crew - but something that's annoying, and almost always happens as an editor no matter who I work with (including myself when I'm a director and realise where I went wrong in the edit - which I just want to explain as I'm not just complaining about the director specifically; it's just a general thing)
Is that I'll find a shot, and put another shot after and find the only way I can move from one shot to the next is to have the scene just hold - just hold for a few seconds with the actor doing what they're doing.

But no. All the takes of a specific shot we have, where I need it to hold?
Me: "Okay if this holds for another 5 seconds it's goo-"
Director on camera: "CUT!" *clip ends*
#381706 to #381703 - masterboll (04/10/2015) [-]
YG - My Nigga (Remix) (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne, Rich Homie Quan, Meek Mill, Nicki Minaj >I love working with my crew
User avatar #381759 to #381706 - tvfreakuk (04/11/2015) [-]
I think Nigma already made that joke once.
I keep forgetting about it because it's just a natural thing for us to say "our crew" in the context we are meaning.
User avatar #381760 to #381759 - masterboll (04/11/2015) [-]
if Nigga has already made that joke once, you might want to stop saying the same things over and over again
#381761 to #381760 - tvfreakuk (04/11/2015) [-]
Maybe you just need to stop dissing me and my crew.
Maybe you just need to stop dissing me and my crew.
User avatar #381702 - jadewest (04/10/2015) [-]
I swear my family might be retarded, I had to go to hospital for more kidney stuff and only got home a few hours ago, I haven't slept, I'm still in a fair bit of pain, I'm puking up and can't keep food down. What do they do? oh they ask me to go mow their fucking lawn. How about you go mow your own fucking lawn you lazy pricks.
#381697 - fishinyourface (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate the stupid ass marketing manager at my work.  Long story short, he keeps telling me to do shit as if I'm not going to do them, when I've barely had time to do them, or exactly as I'm fucking going to do them.  Not to mention when you ask him for something you need, he answers you sarcastically as if he has better shit to do.  Bitch acts like a mighty God who works harder than everyone, yet he literally smokes an entire pack of cigarettes in an 8 hour shift.  that's a lot of fucking smoke breaks from someone who constantly accuses my department of being lazy.  Guess I won't be doing all the bullshit I do to help you and your fucking marketing team, considering they're not even in my job description and you think I do fuck all anyway.
I hate the stupid ass marketing manager at my work. Long story short, he keeps telling me to do shit as if I'm not going to do them, when I've barely had time to do them, or exactly as I'm fucking going to do them. Not to mention when you ask him for something you need, he answers you sarcastically as if he has better shit to do. Bitch acts like a mighty God who works harder than everyone, yet he literally smokes an entire pack of cigarettes in an 8 hour shift. that's a lot of fucking smoke breaks from someone who constantly accuses my department of being lazy. Guess I won't be doing all the bullshit I do to help you and your fucking marketing team, considering they're not even in my job description and you think I do fuck all anyway.
#381695 - nimba (04/10/2015) [-]
Trigger warning; this post is accompanied by a meme
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11527938/Judge-in-underage-sex-case-says-she-feels-extremely-sorry-for-defendant.html
that kid is a sex criminal now because of some bullshit vendetta by the prosecution
#381776 to #381695 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
honestly they have to draw the line somewhere. If the age of consent where he is was 16 (so he's legally and adult) and she's only 15 then yes it was statutory rape. Also having sex with someone who's drunk is considered rape by the law. Even if it's a stupid law, it's still a law.
User avatar #381887 to #381776 - nimba (04/11/2015) [-]
that's not what statutory rape is you dingus
#381705 to #381695 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
screencap it don't link it
User avatar #381694 - cycloneclone (04/10/2015) [-]
>abuses car
>doesn't follow maintenance
THIS CAR IS SHIT
#381681 - freedomreturns (04/10/2015) [-]
People wouldn't really buy this right?
Pokemon shirt, sure.
Pokemon tattoo even, fucking go for it.
Pokemon wedding ring though? The fuck. Doesn't help the title was "I choose you"
Jesus.
User avatar #381716 to #381681 - chitogekirisaki (04/10/2015) [-]
my wedding ring is cooler and i love pokemon
thats just fucked up, unless it's like both the people's lives are based around playing pokemon n shit
User avatar #381698 to #381681 - jadewest (04/10/2015) [-]
i think it looks kinda cool as a normal ring
but as an engagement ring? nah man
User avatar #381685 to #381681 - ferrettamer (04/10/2015) [-]
i'd buy it
User avatar #381686 to #381685 - freedomreturns (04/10/2015) [-]
You also spent days spamming a fish.
User avatar #381690 to #381686 - ferrettamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Also I'm happy you remember my legacy :')
User avatar #381687 to #381686 - ferrettamer (04/10/2015) [-]
"spamming" is a bit of an exaggeration, no?
#381661 - tvfreakuk (04/10/2015) [-]
I experienced my first limp hand shake today.
Jesus Christ - how hard is it to just put a little force into your hand? My hand felt so filthy after doing it; but I had to do it 3 times because I was playing a MTG and it's sort of game politeness/etiquette to shake hands with opponents after certain things
#381684 to #381661 - chitogekirisaki (04/10/2015) [-]
I always fist bump at smash tourneys instead of handshakes because my hands get sweaty real quick and I don't wanna even think about other people's hands.
#381745 to #381684 - tvfreakuk (04/11/2015) [-]
I might do that from now on - though it just seems a little weird - most people would probably be expecting the handshake and then they get faltered by my fist being up.   
   
It was just... So surprisingly bad. Like, my hand still just feels weird, for some reason. It should not bother me this much but it just really fucking does - it honestly felt like he just had no bones in his hand or some shit. It's the only thing that my brain can process as making sense, because it doesn't make sense to me how limp it was when you have the option of it not being like that.
I might do that from now on - though it just seems a little weird - most people would probably be expecting the handshake and then they get faltered by my fist being up.

It was just... So surprisingly bad. Like, my hand still just feels weird, for some reason. It should not bother me this much but it just really fucking does - it honestly felt like he just had no bones in his hand or some shit. It's the only thing that my brain can process as making sense, because it doesn't make sense to me how limp it was when you have the option of it not being like that.
User avatar #381673 to #381661 - freedomreturns (04/10/2015) [-]
My friends were big into MtG, so it was either play it or read every comic in the store, and that gets boring.
Not a single firm handshake.
Nerds
User avatar #381675 to #381673 - tvfreakuk (04/10/2015) [-]
I've played a quite a few games now - but this was the first limp one. Every other has been fine and the guys I played with seemed fine.
This guy was just awkward and odd.
Plus I kept ending up being near a guy who's only joke was "DICKS HAHA!"
User avatar #381676 to #381675 - freedomreturns (04/10/2015) [-]
They were fine people, they helped teach me to play better.
All their handshakes were just uncomfortable.
Would he literally shout "DICKS" over and over?
User avatar #381677 to #381676 - tvfreakuk (04/10/2015) [-]
It wasn't over and over, it was sort of in response to other people saying stuff, by adding "dicks" to the sentence they just said, but it never really worked.
User avatar #381688 to #381677 - jadewest (04/10/2015) [-]
"yeah my grandma died from cancer"
"you mean your grandma died from cancer dicks HAHA"

quality comedy
User avatar #381715 to #381688 - tvfreakuk (04/10/2015) [-]
I get what you mean; but I think even that guy would have limits to the joke.
#381651 - ruggerpugger (04/10/2015) [-]
Aw, you poor fucking sweetheart, boys are "degrading" you with their eyes! How the hell are you going to control a teen boy that is in puberty? I don't think that most of the boys did anything wrong.

hellogiggles.com/high-school-girl-got-sent-home-school-wearing-outfit/
User avatar #381876 to #381651 - thegrohltroll (04/11/2015) [-]
This is the most asymmetrical face i've ever seen
User avatar #381778 to #381651 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/11/2015) [-]
what she wearing wasn't bad tho?
#381667 to #381651 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
oh no, expecting men to control their sexual desires is totally impossible
#381738 to #381667 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
oh no, expecting women to control their sexual desires is totally impossible
User avatar #381678 to #381667 - dreygur (04/10/2015) [-]
This just in: Looking is a sexual desire.
#381780 to #381678 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
this just in: wearing a dress is enticing boys to want to fuck you.
User avatar #381669 to #381667 - alexanderburns (04/10/2015) [-]
>boys age 15-18
>men
#381645 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
Princessren! ren! over here! notice me!
Princessren! ren! over here! notice me!
User avatar #381644 - alexanderburns (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate how expensive headphones that aren't shit are.
#381708 to #381644 - nimba (04/10/2015) [-]
I lent my £30 headphones to a friend a while ago, she told me she never realised how good music sounded and seemed surprised that her favourite songs turned out to have bass accompaniments.
But yeah buy some beets what's money worth if not piece of mind.
#381663 to #381644 - misanthrizzle (04/10/2015) [-]
I can just rent some from my library if i want
User avatar #381666 to #381663 - alexanderburns (04/10/2015) [-]
I guess if you don't mind the fact that homeless people masturbate on them
User avatar #381668 to #381666 - misanthrizzle (04/10/2015) [-]
your first mistake was living in a city with homeless people
User avatar #381656 to #381644 - thesoulless (04/10/2015) [-]
You can buy a good pair of headphones for $10. Unless you need super high quality ones for producing or something, anything more expensive than that is jut ripping you off.
User avatar #381683 to #381656 - shibe (04/10/2015) [-]
Try listening to music through good headphones, honestly you'll think you've heard the voice of god.
#381660 to #381656 - ferrettamer (04/10/2015) [-]
>plebs actually believe this
User avatar #381659 to #381656 - alexanderburns (04/10/2015) [-]
>bought $10 headphones at superstore
>sound like I'm listening to things through two very tight buttholes
#381629 - Elk (04/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Is it impossible to find a respectful atheist these days? Every one I used to meet was nice, but that just doesn't seem to be the case anymore. They can't be content with their religion. They have to make sure that you agree with them, and it's pretty much the type of bullshit reasons that they would get mad at you for using to back up religion.

I usually try to ignore it, but I started thinking about these people because i was looking up stuff about Penn Jillette. I saw some things he had said, and I personally find it a little disgusting. I'm paraphrasing, but I'll try to get it close.

"Once you've seem a child being born, you know there's no God. When you see all the technology keeping them alive, you see that God just wants them dead. If we were squatting in the woods, the two people I love the most would be dead."

Also, topkek about how atheists use gods in their reasons against religion.

Anyway, he prides himself on his intelligence, which it seems that 95% of atheists do it anyway. I just don't understand how that makes sense to him. Is he implying that technology has been around forever? Is he implying that nobody had children before this technology? Yes, it makes it safer and easier, but that doesn't mean anyone wants them dead.

I just hate how people act about it.

As an atheist spreading those beliefs, all you do is ruin faith.

As a Christian/Muslim/Jew/whatever spreading their beliefs, you're trying to help people achieve life after death, assuming there is one.

It doesn't hurt to believe in something. It doesn't make you any less intelligent. Yes, I can understand that it's more logical that there is no deity, but there are also mysteries that science may not ever be able to answer, and that'd okay. Everything doesn't have to have an answer. Faith doesn't have to make sense.

I'm not super religious, but let me worship the god of my choosing in peace, please.
User avatar #381713 to #381629 - nimba (04/10/2015) [-]
Mr. Jillette is right to be thankful for modern medicine, and is right to be proud; he is very wealthy and talented. What I'm reading from your paraphrase in quotation marks is someone for whom delivery would otherwise be fatal and fatal for the child and his understanding that it was not the grace of god that saved those people but the clever people in the white coats and scrubs.
Perhaps spreading beliefs saves people though why would god expect people to comply with rules they are ignorant to but more likely it feels like it validates one's own belief. Belief does hurt; it hurts the mind in that children who are raised religiously are less able to tell stories about other magic from stories about natural things, it hurts the children when people read Proverbs 13:24, it hurts the women when it reads Timothy 2:12, the slaves in Judges 1:21-35, genocide and global politics in Deuteronomy 7:1-4, 16-24, the witches that obviously exist Exodus 22:17. FYI Matthew 5:17, presuming that the god of Abraham and Jesus is your god then these are also your beliefs. I don't want to shit up the board so PM me if you have any questions.
#381638 to #381629 - epicscorpion ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Respectful atheists tend to keep that fact to themselves. At the risk of tooting my own horn I have to say that religion is the last thing I want to discuss with someone.
User avatar #381630 to #381629 - dreygur (04/10/2015) [-]
Tolerant atheists often prefer to call themselves agnostic.
User avatar #381710 to #381630 - nimba (04/10/2015) [-]
and they are perpetuating misinformation
#381611 - princessren (04/10/2015) [-]
Is this happening to anyone else?   
After you click something on the front page it is no longer on the front page for you
Is this happening to anyone else?
After you click something on the front page it is no longer on the front page for you
#381616 to #381611 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I hate it.
User avatar #381617 to #381616 - princessren (04/10/2015) [-]
well I am not donating any money if we get shit features like that, admin
#381635 to #381617 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
>Implying you of all people would have disposable income
#381636 to #381635 - princessren (04/10/2015) [-]
sssshhhh   
don't tell admin that
sssshhhh
don't tell admin that
User avatar #381612 to #381611 - thegrohltroll (04/10/2015) [-]
have you been in a coma for the past month?
User avatar #381614 to #381612 - princessren (04/10/2015) [-]
probably
I was off of funnyjunk for awhile
and the time I was on before that I didnt really look at the FP
User avatar #381619 to #381614 - thegrohltroll (04/10/2015) [-]
it's supposed to make new contents more noticeable, it works if you ask me, but it's not worth it
#381609 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
What's with all the political bullshit content lately?

I swear FJ's becoming even more retarded.
User avatar #381696 to #381609 - crazyolitis (04/10/2015) [-]
It's the /pol/tard trying to condition the people here into thinking the same stuff as them. If you show things often enough, people will start believing it.
Pretty sure something similar happened on tumblr.
User avatar #381610 to #381609 - lobselvith (04/10/2015) [-]
>Lately

It's been like this for like, a year. Maybe longer.
User avatar #381606 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2015) [-]
Kingeggnog thumbs my shit down and calls me a whore as an anon. If you're going to be this petty at least sign in for it. You're already behind a computer screen
User avatar #381639 to #381606 - cycloneclone (04/10/2015) [-]
What did you do to piss him off so much lol
User avatar #381640 to #381639 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2015) [-]
Not sure, He's been thumbing all my stuff down for like a month now. I don't even know this kid
User avatar #381642 to #381640 - cycloneclone (04/10/2015) [-]
kingeggnog explain yourself
User avatar #381643 to #381642 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2015) [-]
you've brought his wrath upon you
User avatar #381627 to #381606 - Elk (04/10/2015) [-]
Whore
User avatar #381631 to #381627 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2015) [-]
You just hate me cause I didn't suck up to you. Also you hold grudges like a baby
#381662 to #381631 - Elk (04/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Nah, I was playing. I do, however, straight up dislike you because of how edgy you try to be. It's entirely offputting.
User avatar #381781 to #381662 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/11/2015) [-]
how exactly do I try to be edgy?
#381855 to #381781 - Elk (04/11/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Whatever us the norm is what you try to go against. Rebellion is the only thing that keeps you going. Don't agree with me? Look at you vs your family.
User avatar #381908 to #381855 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/11/2015) [-]
Yea I didn't like being raised in a super Christian family. Had religion that I didn't even understand forced down my throat and when I did have questions all I got was "have faith"
#382270 to #381908 - Elk (04/12/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** It had nothing to do with a religion you didn't understand. No religion has all the answers. Faith is believing in something you don't understand. You just wanted to be different, and that's why you act the way you do. When you don't get the attention you want, you become a bitch. Before you even try to tell me I'm wrong, I'm not. I'm speaking from experience. This isn't stuff I just think of off the top of my head. You can talk condescendingly to me and use all the derogatory terms you want, but it doesn't make me any less intelligent, and it doesn't make you any less of a shitty person. I can't blame Kingeggnog. You've never once been nice to me. If I share opinions, you talk down to me. I don't understand why you try to act like you're this perfect person because you're not. There aren't many people on this board I don't like, and there are a lot more that are rude to me, but you take the cake. Don't bother responding. I'm sick of your shit.
User avatar #381607 to #381606 - volero (04/10/2015) [-]
Whore
#381604 - finblob ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Úberfacts and the way people still believe it
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