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#477882 - satoasami
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
Its been almost 4 days and these fucking runaway homeless teens are still trying to camp out at the Section 8 complex. One of them used to live here but not anymore she got thrown out due to her uncontrolled drug abuse and hysterical yelling side effecting her life

She's been hanging out with a bunch of other junkies one of which relapsed on Sunday by vomiting all over himself.

They can't stay here forever they don't pay bills and they don't contribute
#477884 to #477882 - aoeui
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
let them sleep in your bed

blowjobs for free rent sounds fair
#477869 - gibroner
Reply +2
(07/12/2016) [-]
The more cuntish old ladies I encounter the more I understand why nursing home employees so often abuse them. There isn't a single demographic more entitled, more unnecessarily rude and more ignorant than elderly women, they are nothing but a burden on society and think that the world is centered around them.
#477878 to #477869 - burpy
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
"burden"

mate most of them have been contributing to society for most of their lives, let them have a break
#477879 to #477878 - anon
Reply +2
(07/12/2016) [-]
Now they're sapping the system and being douches. No breaks.
#477880 to #477879 - burpy
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
Sapping the taxes they've been paying and not always taken advantage of themselves for 50+ years. The ones around here are pretty nice, but in general, that depends on location.
#477870 to #477869 - princessren
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
The only old ladies I ever meet are nice and tell me how nice my hair is.
#477874 to #477870 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
your hair is shit
#477875 to #477874 - princessren
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Your not an old lady
Why should I trust your opinion
#477876 to #477875 - alexanderburns
Reply +2
(07/12/2016) [-]
I stated no opinion
#477877 to #477876 - masterboll
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
rekt
#477872 to #477870 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
you must have not met too many of them
#477871 to #477870 - rokkarokkaali
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
thats cause youre wearing a wig :^)
jk ily bb
#477865 - enlightednatzie
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
I have no wifi at my moms toilet and no 4g where my mom live
#477861 - Tyranitar
Reply +4
(07/12/2016) [-]
"I don't post about Pokemon GO because I'm not 10 and I have a life"

Says my cousin's wife, who spends 14 hours a day on Facebook.
#477885 to #477861 - aoeui
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
I disagree with elk I'm 99% sure his dick is under 6 inches
#477873 to #477861 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
I agree with enlightednatzie.
#477867 to #477861 - shenro
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
why don't you point that out to her?
#477866 to #477861 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
I agree with masterboll.
#477868 to #477866 - masterboll
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
thanks bbe
#477863 to #477861 - masterboll
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
post pics of her
#477857 - Elk
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
"But it doesn't show dirt."

When people say that, I automatically think that they're nasty people. What else do you have that doesn't show dirt? How dirty are you? Why don't you just wash your stuff?
#477850 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
admin hasn't done his parties in a while.
#477852 to #477850 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Last time he had a party i got banned on my niggernazi account and my moms ip adress for 26 years for writng KILL THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW! over and over.
#477854 to #477852 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Wew lad.
#477855 to #477854 - enlightednatzie
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
Im not even invited to irl parties for the same reason
#477883 to #477855 - geothermal
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
made me chuckle
#477851 to #477850 - Elk
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
You don't have time to party anyway.
#477846 - anon
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
Nothing says "The feminists won'' like a 74% rotten tomato score.

I saw it and all I can say is that I was expecting worse.
#477849 to #477846 - aoeui
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
>rottenjewmatoes
#477848 to #477846 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
is that user ratings or critics though.
#477847 to #477846 - anon
Reply -3
(07/12/2016) [-]
its a mediocre movie
thats it
if you were angry at a movie before you even saw it youre an idiot or a sexist dick
if you were defending the movie before you even saw it youre an idiot or a sexist cunt
#477845 - anon
Reply +2
(07/12/2016) [-]
#477843 - geothermal
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
worse than fucking hitler
#477839 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
Ever since I was 11, I had to take care of my grandparents and aunt. It's their fault that I don't have a job, friends or education. It's their fault that I only have time for Star Wars.
#477864 to #477839 - platinumaltaria
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
So fuck em? Just drop them and go live your life, they aren't your responsibility.
#477844 to #477839 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Okay, but that's not what I said. Never said it was their fault, i'm just saying if i didn't have to fucking take care of sick people for the last eleven years of my life, which, this shouldn't be my goddamn job at all, I shouldn't have to fucking deal with other people's fucking nonsense just because they, for some reason, don't know how to take care of themselves.
#477859 to #477844 - Elk
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Honestly, I was just trying to get you to argue with me. It always makes me feel better when I'm frustrated.
#477881 to #477859 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(07/12/2016) [-]
Nigga, are you gay?
#477842 to #477839 - masterboll
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
get off my boar- wait a second
#477838 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
My uncle's a little goddamn bitch, I swear to fucking god. This asshole just recently told my grandma that because grandad divorced her nearly 20 years ago and then got remarried a few months later, that she won't receive any benefits after he dies, which she mostly just cares about medical shit and her ID to get on the nearby military base to go to the commissary since its way fucking cheaper than going up to walmart. Because of this she and my mother have been freaking the fuck out all week, and they've been dragging me into all this shit, when i have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on. He literally did this just because he got pissed at grandma over some stupid shit after they got into an argument, and because of this, people are now yelling and screaming at me for some reason, despite the fact that I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on since no one in this goddamn family ever fucking tells me a goddamn thing, despite the fact that they somehow think i should know what the fuck is going on.   
   
This faggot, this enormous raging faggot along with his wife, has the fucking balls to look down on me just because I don't have a job, because I have fucking spent the last eleven goddamn years of my fucking life  since i was fucking eleven  taking care of his fucking parents and his fucking sister, when I should be out partying, making friends, going to college, hanging out with said friends, getting a fucking job, just in general enjoying my own fucking life like every other goddamn twenty-two year old in this fucking country, and I can't even fucking do that because everyone's either getting sick or getting hurt like fucking children.    
   
What fucking god did I piss off during my twenty-two years of life on this godforsaken planet to end up with a life like this?
My uncle's a little goddamn bitch, I swear to fucking god. This asshole just recently told my grandma that because grandad divorced her nearly 20 years ago and then got remarried a few months later, that she won't receive any benefits after he dies, which she mostly just cares about medical shit and her ID to get on the nearby military base to go to the commissary since its way fucking cheaper than going up to walmart. Because of this she and my mother have been freaking the fuck out all week, and they've been dragging me into all this shit, when i have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on. He literally did this just because he got pissed at grandma over some stupid shit after they got into an argument, and because of this, people are now yelling and screaming at me for some reason, despite the fact that I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on since no one in this goddamn family ever fucking tells me a goddamn thing, despite the fact that they somehow think i should know what the fuck is going on.

This faggot, this enormous raging faggot along with his wife, has the fucking balls to look down on me just because I don't have a job, because I have fucking spent the last eleven goddamn years of my fucking life since i was fucking eleven taking care of his fucking parents and his fucking sister, when I should be out partying, making friends, going to college, hanging out with said friends, getting a fucking job, just in general enjoying my own fucking life like every other goddamn twenty-two year old in this fucking country, and I can't even fucking do that because everyone's either getting sick or getting hurt like fucking children.

What fucking god did I piss off during my twenty-two years of life on this godforsaken planet to end up with a life like this?
#477834 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
I hate my aunt and hope that she dies very soon. I hate being that kind of person, but she keeps dying/nearly dying and just comes back more bitter. She is what I picture as the female version of ohemgeezus-- 5'5", 400 pounds, does nothing but nag and is mentally retarded.
#477853 to #477834 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Just reading oh*mgeezus name made me cringe.
#477835 to #477834 - aoeui
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
bring your pitbull to her house and feign ignorance when it mauls her to death
#477837 to #477835 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
She's so sweet tho
#477825 - satoasami
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
GIF
Last night was rough on a lot of people living over at my apartment complex. There was a tenant that was violently relapsing because he is a hardcore Meth and Heroine addict. The dude basically vomited a white tapioca like substance all over his clothes then his hormones and adrenaline levels fucking skyrocketed and demanded people bring him cigarettes. His preferred brand is Unfiltered Marlboro Blacks but since no one had any cigarettes to give him he started babbling psychotically to himself bringing up topics with no meaning.

He threatened to rape a bunch of girls but those were just empty threats because he started laughing and vomiting some more. Then he got angry again and threatened to break into someone's dorm because he really fucking wanted cigarettes.

It really didn't help that he brought his equally twacked friend along. Dude was so fucking high he literally couldn't talk or communicate with people at all. Dude said he needed some Mary Jane in his system or he was going to freak. For those of you asking why we didn't call the police is because this tenant hasn't technically done anything illegal besides annoying the fuck out of the other residence.
#477823 - shenro
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
fuck flamewaker
fuck secrets
fuck unit spam
fuck bullshit winrates win streak one day, loss streak another
and fuck inconsitency in decks for example, c'thun deck, one match you don't draw c'thun and you lose, another match you draw c'thun, but none of the buffers so you end up with a 8/8 c'thun on turn 10
#477813 - huntergriff
Reply +7
(07/11/2016) [-]
>BLM guy breaks into an off-duty cop's house after getting into a fucking internet argument about BLM.
>Gets shot by said cop.
>BLM guy is somehow a victim despite doing something completely illegal and probably would have done something worse to the cop if he wasn't shot.



#477856 to #477813 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Lets face it, we all have wanted to beat the crap out of some dude on the internet at some point. You can hardly blame the BLM guy for having the guts to actually go to the cops house. The cop must have said something extremely dumb and deserved an ass whooping.
#477827 to #477813 - ohemgeezus
Reply +2
(07/11/2016) [-]
I like how the article tries to portray the dead dude as the victim
#477828 to #477827 - princessren
Reply -1
(07/11/2016) [-]
a victim of mental illness perhaps.
but that is the expected response when you make threats on someones family and try breaking and entering into their home.
especially in the south and midwest.
#477836 to #477828 - aoeui
Reply +4
(07/11/2016) [-]
you know mental illness can just be anger issues right

and he was by no means insane. criminally sane people don't premeditate things like this
#477829 to #477828 - ohemgeezus
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
no, I mean a victim as in he did nothing to deserve dying
#477817 to #477813 - shenro
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
welcome to murica, where the criminal is a victim if they get shot.
#477815 to #477813 - aoeui
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
lol wtf was he thinking

unless he didn't know it was the cops house?
#477822 to #477816 - Shiny
Reply -1
(07/11/2016) [-]
>1751 comments

People care so much about the stupidest shit.
#477826 to #477822 - ohemgeezus
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
"I don't care about this thing, better be sure to comment how much I totally don't care"
#477812 - muchname
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
>ignored by all my friends
>again
kill me, fam.
#477830 to #477812 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
It's because you have no personality unlike ohemgeezus.
#477818 to #477812 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
>you
>friends
#477819 to #477818 - muchname
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
>you
>not fucking your sister
#477820 to #477819 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
>you
>getting fucked by ahmed
#477821 to #477820 - muchname
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
#477810 - balor
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
I was playing skyrim and I just finished this quest where I had to fight a necromancer.
Afterwards I was looting all the bodies and I found a pile of ash.
I open it up and what do I find?
All of Lydia's equipment.
#477862 to #477810 - Tyranitar
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Immortal vampire chick is best girl.
#477899 to #477862 - balor
Reply 0
(07/13/2016) [-]
I don't think you seem to understand.
Fire turns people into ash.
Fire also kills vampires.
I have a mod that allows me to turn followers into vampires.
They still die when set on fire mate.
#477916 to #477899 - Tyranitar
Reply 0
(07/13/2016) [-]
Serana is permanently labelled as essential, so unless you mod to turn that off, she cannot die.
#477814 to #477810 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
Rest In Pepperoni, lydia.
#477809 - masterboll
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
YG  My Nigga Remix Explicit ft Lil Wayne Rich Homie Quan Meek Mill Nicki Minaj
I'm talkin 'bout puttin' on, ridin' out; Glocks in my ma's house
Front you with that work (I done fronted niggas work)
You say you want that head up but we don't fight fair brah
Catch you slippin' from your backside, they knock you out
Ace gon' stomp you out then Buddah gon' stomp you out
(Has momma ever see you with a busted eye and busted mouth?)
Nine milli pokin' out, fo-fizzy pokin' out
Death Row days, show you what this West Coast about


>TFW aoeui cuck struggles to accept the rules of the hood
#477799 - gibroner
Reply +2
(07/11/2016) [-]
I hate it when customers complain to me about how something is cheaper at a different store, like just fucking shop there you dumb fuck instead of coming here and bitching at me
#477831 to #477799 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
They're just venting, dude. Suck it up and do your job.
#477832 to #477831 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
My job is to put stock on the shelves not be a therapist to a bunch of ass hats whose find paying 10 cents more for bread to be a problem worth bitching about
#477833 to #477832 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
If it's too much for you to handle, I suggest that you try to find a new job because never ever have I heard in my life that employees are not to listen to customers complain.
#477796 - masterboll
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
Honey Cocaine ft Kid Ink  Maino   Gwola >TFW you will never be a police officer who gets grinded on by a 9/10 hottie
#477800 to #477796 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
She's like a medium 7, she looks like a Brazilian jungle monkey.
#477801 to #477800 - masterboll
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
thank you for your insightful contribution, urban monkey
#477840 to #477801 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Thank you desert monkey
#477841 to #477840 - masterboll
Reply -1
(07/12/2016) [-]
yw
#477807 to #477801 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
-aoeui, still blocked by BBC cuck
#477797 to #477796 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
why are there so many niggers
#477798 to #477797 - masterboll
Reply -1
(07/11/2016) [-]
because all the whitey's are still in their mum's basements
#477804 to #477798 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
moar
#477803 to #477798 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
wait i found some more blacks
-aoeui blocked by cuck
#477805 to #477803 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
I could just dump all the .nigm's I have
#477806 to #477805 - anon
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
this one's ironic since her race has a considerably lower IQ than mexicans do
since mexicans are a mixed group their average ranges from the Native Mexican average of like 80 all the way up to white people at 100