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User avatar #385871 to #385764 - ZenMacros (05/01/2015) [-]
I thought for sure it was gonna be a link to the top comment.
User avatar #385785 to #385764 - aoeui (05/01/2015) [-]
get fucked bitch
#385766 to #385764 - furiousmarshmellow (04/30/2015) [-]
Who the fuck is giving all these women paper?
Who the fuck is giving all these women paper?
User avatar #385769 to #385766 - lobselvith (04/30/2015) [-]
Holy balls, what show is that GIF from? I remember those puppet things scaring the shit out of me when I was little.
User avatar #385772 to #385769 - alexanderburns (04/30/2015) [-]
nanalan
or nana land
but the girl said nanalan
User avatar #385771 to #385769 - furiousmarshmellow (04/30/2015) [-]
iunno I just found it on here.
#385757 - foreveranonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
I let Ted outside and he rolled in dirt. God dammit, I can't trust this cat to do anything by himself, and he refuses to let me dust him off. He was digging, rolling, and tossing dirt everywhere. It was a struggle just to get him back inside, and now that he's in he continues to avoid me. Just a dirty old cat, take a shower
I hate that I woke up to find that a dog pissed on the floor and the carpenter ants have arrived. Luckily Joker killed about 6 ants before Ted alerted me, but god dammit I hate ants
I hate taking the dogs out because at least one will go over to the neighbors property and either harass them, fight their dog, or piss/shit on their things. I can't babysit three fucking dogs. We only have one chain, and that's occupied for our violent dog so he doesn't attack anyone. Even when I chain one up and personally go out with one on a leash the third dog will still go to the neighbors, and there's nothing I can do about it. I can't fucking win
I just hate dogs
User avatar #385774 to #385757 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
teddindunuffin.jpg
User avatar #385751 - Tyranitar (04/30/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, what were the designers behind this new Joker thinking?

He looks like a fucking heroin addict cosplaying as Marilyn Manson.
#385760 to #385751 - averagewhitekid (04/30/2015) [-]
>already been confirmed that it was for the anniversary and not the actual movie costume   
>People still complaining about it
>already been confirmed that it was for the anniversary and not the actual movie costume
>People still complaining about it
#385763 to #385760 - furiousmarshmellow (04/30/2015) [-]
Anniversary or not, that Joker should not exist.
User avatar #385752 to #385751 - alexanderburns (04/30/2015) [-]
they should get Tommy Wiseau to be the Joker one of these days
User avatar #385805 to #385752 - bladeboy (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh hi Batman
User avatar #385862 to #385805 - jadewest (05/01/2015) [-]
haha what a story batman
#385756 to #385752 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
I want Keanu Reeves to play the joker.
User avatar #385767 to #385756 - furiousmarshmellow (04/30/2015) [-]
What about Christopher Walken?
#385748 - pixmantle (04/30/2015) [-]
The "almost crying beta face". Every time I see someone supporting stupid female superiority stuff, they make this worried, slightly tense face trying to be as disarming as possible. Eyebrows up, weird grimace (they look almost disgusted), and watery, sad eyes. Bonus points if they posture themselves in the most feminine way possible.
#385750 to #385748 - epicscorpion (04/30/2015) [-]
whipped with a capital WHPTCCHH
User avatar #385749 to #385748 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
>My opinion matters less than those of women, people of colour, trans and queer folk

Jesus Christ, dude. I can't even think up some crazy analogy for that, thats just fucking upsetting.
User avatar #385753 to #385749 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
The sad part is that there are people who are in fact brainwashed and/or pathetic enough to believe shit like that. I've seen people on 4chin argue completely seriously that if someone has a bigger dick than you, it's your obligation to follow them, because they're superior. I shit you not. People this beta exist. At that point it's not even beta, it's a fucking omega or whatever the fuck the last letter of the greek alphabet was.
User avatar #385788 to #385753 - dreygur (05/01/2015) [-]
We could call them gamma
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User avatar #385736 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
What are bathrobes used for?
User avatar #385739 to #385736 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
To wear after you go out of the shower. Covers more of your skin than a towel does, which also reduces the amount of water that drips off of you and onto the floor.
User avatar #385740 to #385739 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
Why not use the towel to dry yourself entirely? Because even with the robe, you'll still be dripping.
Then, once you're dry, you wear your clothes.
User avatar #385741 to #385740 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
A matter of preference, I guess. Personally, I prefer bath robes, because they have a way easier time staying on. I hate towels falling off. Also, a lot more surface area for drying your hair.
User avatar #385761 to #385741 - awesomerninjathing (04/30/2015) [-]
towel drying is bad for long and curly hair but I don't know if that applies to you
User avatar #385762 to #385761 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
It's wavy, not curly.
User avatar #385742 to #385741 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
You should change. I bet you wear silk robes.
User avatar #385743 to #385742 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
No, that's a different type of bath robe. You have two types - the type made of the same material as towels, which you use to dry off and the silk type, which are for people who want to feel like they're walking around naked without actually being naked.
User avatar #385744 to #385743 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
...do you wear silk robes?
User avatar #385745 to #385744 - thechosentroll (04/30/2015) [-]
I buy discount ramen noodles and there's currently a cockroach sitting next to me, staring. Do you THINK I own a silk bath robe?
User avatar #385746 to #385745 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
Shit what do I know man, maybe you got it as a gift. Holla at the cockroach.
#385730 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
Spends all weekend watching tv, playing games, dicking around on the internet.

11pm on a Sunday rolls around.

"God damn it. Those fucking professors give us so much homework. We have lives of our own. We shouldn't be wasting it writing papers or doing worksheets. We have virtually no time for ourselves. "

I'm guilty of doing this too, but seeing my roommates bitch and moan about their professors is really starting to get on my nerves, especially if they're really easy going professors.
User avatar #385731 to #385730 - semenslurpinglily (04/30/2015) [-]
A friend of mine just got Windows to run on his mac and he's clocked 32 hours already.
That was three days ago.
#385721 - ferrettamer (04/30/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/youtubers/A+message+from+markiplier/NojaLAb/
>people actually think Markiplier is any better then pewdiepie
User avatar #385754 to #385721 - nimba (04/30/2015) [-]
markiplier is like the gateway for women into let's plays
User avatar #385735 to #385721 - lobselvith (04/30/2015) [-]
He has such a punchable face. I don't really think he's nearly as bad as Pewds, but his fans are just as bad as pew fans.

That being said, that gif is really fucking lame. Like, that's something I'd expect from that Shane Dawson faggot.
#385724 to #385721 - princessren (04/30/2015) [-]
I watched his let's play of FNAF when it first came out because I wanted to see what it was   
then I watched a let's play a little while after that   
Sometimes I would watch a video if it was in my feed   
recently I have started watching some of his playlist tho...I would probably subscribe but I kind of don't want a new video or two in my subscriber's thing everyday
I watched his let's play of FNAF when it first came out because I wanted to see what it was
then I watched a let's play a little while after that
Sometimes I would watch a video if it was in my feed
recently I have started watching some of his playlist tho...I would probably subscribe but I kind of don't want a new video or two in my subscriber's thing everyday
User avatar #385723 to #385721 - dreygur (04/30/2015) [-]
I used to like him even less than PDP, but after his FNAF gameplay where he seems more genuine Screaming at the first jumpscares, but he gets used to them and doesn't even bother, instead he focuses on actually winning the game. , I've started to like him more.
User avatar #385728 to #385723 - semenslurpinglily (04/30/2015) [-]
It's a thing with most of his things and playthroughs, he gets more genuine as he plays. In some horror games he's all sarcastic too. Stuff like "Oooh, was that meant to scare me?" "And the next jumpscare should b- *Loud screech as screen shakes* see? Called it!" "Oh no, the monster is sloooooowly running after me. Actually is it even running? I think he's not even walking, just limping. Aww, now I feel sad for him, he must've twisted his ankle."
None of these he has actually said, but this level of sass.
#385758 to #385720 - ohemgeezus (04/30/2015) [-]
Not surprised just about every comment is the retarded "muh feels" comments.
Also ruined a great song by adding it on there
#385716 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal.
User avatar #385717 to #385716 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
>Implying Hatred is not the best shit ever
User avatar #385718 to #385717 - freedomreturns (04/30/2015) [-]
"Welcome to your nightmare,
MOTHERFUCKERS"
#385714 - lobselvith (04/30/2015) [-]
I sure wish I could find a playthrough of the game I want to watch without some faggot with a cornercam talking through the whole thing trying to be funny.
User avatar #385719 to #385714 - chitogekirisaki (04/30/2015) [-]
super best friends did a good playthrough of that
#385732 to #385719 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
That's not the game I want to see.
User avatar #385715 to #385714 - alexanderburns (04/30/2015) [-]
play it yourself homo
#385733 to #385715 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't want to.
User avatar #385734 to #385733 - alexanderburns (04/30/2015) [-]
you are not lobster
User avatar #385737 to #385734 - lobselvith (04/30/2015) [-]
Who says?
User avatar #385713 - dreygur (04/30/2015) [-]
I hate it when I draw and then bolden the lines a bit, then I start to notice something really off with the anatomy. The issue is that erasing afterwards will still leave marks of my past mistakes. Shit really gets on my nerves when I draw.
#385708 - wtfmana (04/30/2015) [-]
I demand a crackdown on Shiny NOW.
You must take the hardline.
Lay his pale, fat corpse on a metal bench
You should disinfect the tools (for unknown reasons)
Cut his throat and his joints
Saw his head off (head over heels)
Slaughter his body, slaughter his body
Remove his diseased meat
Smells stale, surely it tastes rancid
Carve up his huge abdomen
Meaty, florid and unnaturally obese
Do whatever you want with his doughy, cracked skin
Perhaps a coat to the wife, or maybe even a lampshade?
There is a container for each limb (plastic from Scan)
ten fingres, ten toes
A pair of (too) sturdy thighs
intestines in the special slush, please!
(your mother does not work here)
eyes, ears and penis to the butchers dog
Upper arm, forearm, it doesn't matter
shred and grind it all
(thank you for washing your hands)
User avatar #385709 to #385708 - dreygur (04/30/2015) [-]
It's time for shitposting
#385697 - gabek (04/30/2015) [-]
When muricans read a news article and always assume that it's happening in murcia. I just read one where it was a girl in SUFFOLK had been caught underage drinking and was told to avoid a ticket she just had to beat the cops in rock, paper, scissors. The girl won and was let free without being reprimanded. The police obviously were. However the top comment in the facebook comments was a murican saying "hurr durr the cops get into trouble when they do this but not when they kill someone. Great job murica" I fucking hate these people. They assume that everyone comes from murica. Ask a question about where to get a cheap game for your ps4 or some shit on reddit. "Oh you can get that for $24 at walmart" even when I've stated that I'm from the UK. Are muricans so far up their own ass they just think that they run the fucking world and that there is only main murica and everything outside of that is foreign murica?
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User avatar #385706 to #385697 - freedomreturns (04/30/2015) [-]
There's Suffolk county, NY and Suffolk, Virginia.
All we ever hear about is our police doing stuff, of course we assume it's talking about out police.
We do rule the world, we won the cultural victory.
User avatar #385725 to #385706 - princessren (04/30/2015) [-]
heck Boston is in Suffolk county
User avatar #385699 to #385697 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Holy fuck mate, say "murica" more, maybe you'll start to sound not retarded.
User avatar #385700 to #385699 - gabek (04/30/2015) [-]
u wot riddler?
User avatar #385701 to #385700 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't know how I can put it any simpler.
Mate.
You're being a dickhead.
User avatar #385696 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
i swear to god the next motherfucker that says nigga more than twice in a sentence ill tolerate it once or twice just to account for these newage wiggers and dumbshits then procedes to repeat know what im sayin more than once will get there teeth knocked straight out their ass.
User avatar #385705 to #385696 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
If that happens can you send me the teeth? I kinda need them
User avatar #385759 to #385705 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
i gotcha bro
#385694 - hourlyb (04/30/2015) [-]
The fucking ads.
User avatar #385711 to #385694 - funi (04/30/2015) [-]
The fact that those still exist is hilarious.

Even better, they're still in the Windows XP theme.
User avatar #385712 to #385711 - hourlyb (04/30/2015) [-]
That's what really got me. The XP theme.
#385690 - nimba (04/30/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Based+anon+from+pol/funny-pictures/5529951/59#59   
TFW you're absolutely reking someone but they can't acknowledge your massive internet arguing boner
www.funnyjunk.com/Based+anon+from+pol/funny-pictures/5529951/59#59
TFW you're absolutely reking someone but they can't acknowledge your massive internet arguing boner
User avatar #385703 to #385690 - aoeui (04/30/2015) [-]
Funfact, Looking only at white crime rate, Ameirca has a similar violent crime rate to Europe. Infact, most of black crime is black on black anyways, so simply segregating them would work wonders.
User avatar #385691 to #385690 - nimba (04/30/2015) [-]
just realised I posted a graph as a gif
kill me
User avatar #385693 to #385691 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
HES GOT YOU ON THE ROPES NOW.
#385688 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
holy fucking cockniggers i'm so dickling sick of hearing about steven cunting universe
User avatar #385729 to #385688 - youngneil ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I watched the show, and I really like it.
But holy shit, do we really want 40+ Steven Universe comps full of shitty fanart?
User avatar #385710 to #385688 - dreygur (04/30/2015) [-]
Yep, it's become the recent cancer. Good fucking job, fandom.
User avatar #385689 to #385688 - Darianvincent ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I kinda want to watch it but it's like the new MLP now.
#385707 to #385689 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
it's fine, watch it, just don't fucking spread it EVERYWHERE
#385686 - aoeui (04/30/2015) [-]
wtf my dimmer light switch was making this tv static sound
#385685 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
I have been feeling comfortable and peaceful for the past 3 weeks. I can't believe how unbelievably nice it has been. Then I talked to my dad about my god damned future, and my inner peace is all fucked up.    
   
I think about the future and I go back to having anxious and depressed feelings and getting so fucking frustrated and angry that I want to mutilate myself in the most violent way possible.    
   
I don't even want to come off as edgy. Whenever I think or talk about the mother fucking uncertain future, my peaceful vibes get thrown off and I just think about fucking self destruction.
I have been feeling comfortable and peaceful for the past 3 weeks. I can't believe how unbelievably nice it has been. Then I talked to my dad about my god damned future, and my inner peace is all fucked up.

I think about the future and I go back to having anxious and depressed feelings and getting so fucking frustrated and angry that I want to mutilate myself in the most violent way possible.

I don't even want to come off as edgy. Whenever I think or talk about the mother fucking uncertain future, my peaceful vibes get thrown off and I just think about fucking self destruction.
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