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#433837 - anon
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
"When you wake up because the train horn doesn't resolve the 7th. Curse you music brain!" - guy I know

Or it could be because train horns are specifically tuned to be jarring and alert people that there is a fucking train, and you're sounding pretentious for nothing.
#433854 to #433837 - nimba
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#I'mIntoEveryTypeOfMusic #arty #snowflake
#433872 to #433854 - anon
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
No, hes a music major that thinks anything other than the music he listens to is shit. He also thought Frank Sinatra was 20s music.
#433887 to #433872 - nimba
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
That's just how opinions work though
#433836 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
wadafuck
#433850 to #433836 - thesoulless
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(10/31/2015) [-]
>using fascist as an insult
#433842 to #433836 - anon
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
they openly admit to censoring "mean" comments.

what do you think?
#433832 - anon
Reply +8
(10/31/2015) [-]
another ''female'' artist, another bunch of white knight on her. her comic aren't even funny
#433840 to #433832 - lobselvith
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
For some reason the way that was worded is hilarious.
#433831 - gibroner
Reply +4
(10/31/2015) [-]
/channel/morbid-channel/Revenge/YbseLLo/ the people on this site are such bleeding heart pussies that they actually get upset over someone killing a tick
#433867 to #433831 - babybeel
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
some ticks can fuck up your pets, I've only found one on my dog before and I crushed the fucker. Its a leeching, diseased bug. Who gives a shit?
#433868 to #433867 - babybeel
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I was agreeing with you btw, sorry if it came across otherwise
#433861 to #433831 - misticalz
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
>fags not knowing you can't stomp a tick to death
#433839 to #433831 - dreygur
Reply +5
(10/31/2015) [-]
Ticks are fucking bastards and can die for all I care.
#433838 to #433831 - anon
Reply -1
(10/31/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is polarized. You either have the "Oh no dont kill a tick" people or the "That dog deserved to get shot thirteen times because its owners were niggers, and if you disagree you're a SJW" people.
#433834 to #433831 - shibe
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(10/31/2015) [-]
but that's fucking disgusting what the fuck
#433830 - fishinyourface
Reply +7
(10/31/2015) [-]
parents who bitch about you being in your room all the time, yet when you're spending time with them, all you do is listen to their petty fucking arguments. The fuck do you expect I'm going to do?
#433829 - lobselvith
Reply +3
(10/31/2015) [-]
Unfunny commentary over cute animal videos. Always ruins the whole video.

I came to watch cute, not to listen to some tryhard crack super lame jokes about what the animal is doing.
#433828 - teoyuppie
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
The main character from the first Nightmare on Elm Street really pisses me off. She's a snuggle tooth bitch.
#433823 - planetexpress
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
My stalker is back. I'm actually kind of flattered. Anon keeps making fake accounts just to thumb little o'l me down
#433833 to #433823 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#433819 - cognosceteipsum
Reply -1
(10/31/2015) [-]
Kek, I was blocked by rihardololz for thumbing him down once
#433825 to #433819 - rokkarokkaali
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(10/31/2015) [-]
rihardololz
#433815 - minibeep
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
i know its been going on for a long time and its probably never going to end but i dont like when people say sauce when they actually mean source
#433814 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +3
(10/31/2015) [-]
If I ever saw someone put hot dogs in their alfredo pasta, I will slap the shit out of them.
You are a disgusting person if you put hot dogs in such a good fucking dish.
#433844 to #433814 - kekat
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(10/31/2015) [-]
thats polish sausage

and its really fuckin good
#433818 to #433814 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
... Do you call sausages "hot dogs"?
#433820 to #433818 - cognosceteipsum
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
That's a funny way to say korv.
#433824 to #433820 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
Foreign pls go
#433816 to #433814 - minibeep
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
is it ok to use regular pasta tho ?
#433817 to #433816 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
Yes, just not linguine master race.
#433783 - huntergriff
Reply +5
(10/31/2015) [-]
www.nytimes.com/2015/10/25/magazine/the-strange-case-of-anna-stubblefield.html

and people are defending this cunt in the comments.
#433821 to #433783 - cognosceteipsum
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
wtf man
#433811 to #433783 - anon
Reply +4
(10/31/2015) [-]
Go figure people defend the equivalent of pedophiles and child molesters when they're female
#433807 to #433783 - aoeui
Reply -1
(10/31/2015) [-]
she's not even a cunt, the thing she fucked wasn't human so therefore it's bestiality
#433810 to #433809 - aoeui
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
no like really, I'm 100% sure gorillas are smarter than him, so therefore you can't call him a human
#433796 to #433783 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
LOLOL
What a cunt. But that takes some bloody balls, mate.
#433775 - princessren
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Happy Halloween /Hating/
#433826 to #433775 - teoyuppie
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
Piss off.
#433791 to #433775 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
but it's not even tuesday
#433780 to #433775 - cycloneclone
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
die
#433782 to #433780 - princessren
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
Ooooh
What a spoopy comment
How festive!
#433788 to #433782 - cycloneclone
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
how's this for a spoop
your mommy and daddy don't love you anymore
hahahaah its funny cuz its true
#433776 to #433775 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Make the experience extra authentic for the kids and hang yourself on your front yard!
#433779 to #433776 - princessren
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
But I have work tomorrow
#433781 to #433779 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Wage cuck
#433784 to #433781 - princessren
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Commie
#433770 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Too tired to jerk off but I'm going to a party tomorrow and If I don't jerk it I'll be constantly hard thanks to qts and their costumes and I can't jack off tomorrow because the fam will be home.
#433794 to #433770 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply -1
(10/31/2015) [-]
Nigger wat
#433771 to #433770 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
look at darksides post below yours
#433772 to #433771 - bladeboy
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
I already did
#433773 to #433772 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
and you STILL want to jack it with that image in your head?
#433774 to #433773 - bladeboy
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
I don't want to, I need to. There's a difference.
#433792 to #433765 - anon
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
Flagged before I could see it
#433778 to #433765 - ohemgeezus
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
yay it got taken down, you're welcome world
#433777 to #433765 - kekat
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(10/31/2015) [-]
qahay the fuck was that
#433768 to #433765 - ohemgeezus
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
she has my ip blocked, so I can't insult her
#433785 to #433768 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
what happened now?
#433786 to #433785 - ohemgeezus
Reply +2
(10/31/2015) [-]
some disgusting looking girl posted a nude of her spread eagle with picture of a sun covering her vag in regular FJ, not NSFW. I flagged for borderline and it got taken down, thankfully
#433787 to #433786 - huntergriff
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(10/31/2015) [-]
who?
#433789 to #433787 - ohemgeezus
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(10/31/2015) [-]
user named jennn
#433742 - kibbleking
Reply +6
(10/31/2015) [-]
UNDERTALE AND ITS FANS IS FUCKING RETARDED.
#433799 to #433742 - thechosentroll
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
Still not as bad as Katawa Shoujo was, though. And at least Undertale's an actual game.
#433767 to #433762 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
had to check to see if I was on vg
#433754 to #433742 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
what are you eating under there
#433747 to #433742 - aoeui
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
not as bad as furfags but I agree
#433749 to #433747 - kibbleking
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
It's the new fucking homestuck.
#433751 to #433749 - aoeui
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
bvut I still agree
#433750 to #433749 - aoeui
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
I just made fun of you for being a furfag can we please go back to that I want to relish in your anger
#433753 to #433750 - kibbleking
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
I fucking hate furfags tho
I'm a professional shitposter and I'm having fun fucking around with their sabred asses.
#433755 to #433753 - aoeui
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
ohh fug xd
#433730 - ohemgeezus
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(10/31/2015) [-]
/channel/oc-comic-makers/I+can+t+even+tell+anymore/vcseLip/
This is what happens when he actually makes his own comics, rather than just stealing them
#433827 to #433730 - teoyuppie
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
You know me, I'd love to say something. But now he's just making a complete ass out of himself. Drawing shitty comics with terrible punchlines at his age, the only joke here is him.
#433813 to #433730 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(10/31/2015) [-]
What I want to know is why hasn't he progressed in drawing? His anatomy is absolutely horrible.
#433790 to #433730 - dalokan
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(10/31/2015) [-]
>implying he didn't trace this as well
#433766 to #433764 - ohemgeezus
Reply +4
(10/31/2015) [-]
careful, you're about to bring down the wrath of Moose for insulting his waifu
#433731 to #433730 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
SOME NOICE TITTIES
#433727 - kekat
Reply +3
(10/31/2015) [-]
Last halloween i was tired and on my 3rd bowl of candy, which was the last one of the night and was almost entirely full. Very slow, almost no kids showing up at this point. So finally one little girl walks up with her parents, and i just tip the whole bowl into her bag.

The look her parents gave me was one of sheer fucking anger, and the mother took the candy basket from this happy as fuck kid, and told her she cant have that much candy, and that she'll just have to have what mom gives her.

I just about up and threw my chair at her.

If that shit happens again this year, i will follow a bitch around with a storage tote of tootsie rolls and give them to their kid by the shovelfull.
#433756 to #433727 - aoeui
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Last halloween i was tired and on my 3rd bowel movement of poopy, which was the last one of the night and was almost entirely full. Very slow, almost no kids showing up at this point. So finally one little girl walks up with her parents, and i just tip the whole bowel movement into her bag.

The look her parents gave me was one of sheer fucking anger, and the mother took the candy basket from this happy as fuck kid, and told her she cant have that much poopy, and that she'll just have to have what mom gives her.

I just about up and threw my chair at her.

If that crud happens again this year, i will follow a bitch around with a storage tote of turd rolls and give them to their kid by the shovelfull.
#433737 to #433727 - aoeui
Reply -3
(10/31/2015) [-]
preventing childhood obesity is everyone's responsibility
#433720 - anon
Reply +1
(10/31/2015) [-]
Match cooldowns for when you leave a game.

Oh, well gee. Fucking sorry if I don't wanna have to play on a team with a bunch of retards.