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#439032 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/20/2015) [-]
>sofloantonio
#439036 to #439032 - cycloneclone
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(11/20/2015) [-]
BEST CHILD RAPE PRANKS 2015 (IN THE HOOD) |GONE SEXUAL| [GONE WRONG] * SOCIAL EXPERIMENT * ARRESTED!
#439029 - murrlogic
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(11/20/2015) [-]
>Hey an artist I might be able to get new commissions fro....

>You have been blocked by this user

DAMMIT! everytime. What's with this morals bullshit? I'm not asking for child porn I am asking for Korra Abuse

Totes different.
#439111 to #439029 - thechosentroll
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I remember a time when I didn't want to reply to your comments with "Suicide is always an option.". I miss those days.
#439049 to #439029 - anon
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(11/20/2015) [-]
what is wrong with you....
#439046 to #439029 - anon
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(11/20/2015) [-]
you pay for that shit?

the fuck is wrong with you?
#439023 - anon
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(11/20/2015) [-]
/Yes/funny-pictures/5746738/1#1

Can this faggot not talk about anything else besides being trans?
#439044 to #439023 - Shiny
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Ironically he's still wrong since gender identity disorder is potentially linked to epigenetic change during childhood.
#439027 to #439023 - nadam
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Wow, it's almost like the content is about trans people or something.
#439025 to #439023 - Elk
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I don't understand the problem in this scenario. He's not the one who started the conversation, soooo...
#439026 to #439025 - Elk
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Or she. Whatever it is.
#439024 to #439023 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
He also talks a lot about how he's super suicidal over a gf breaking up with him after dating for a week
#439011 - genralkruchefryed
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I just spent an hour trying to reset my iTunes questions, now I just want to burn things
#439018 to #439011 - thebestpieever
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(11/20/2015) [-]
iTunes questions?
#439020 to #439018 - thereasonableperso
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Security questions.
#439021 to #439020 - thebestpieever
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Lol fuck that noise. I just set up whatever question, and the answer is always the same -and has no relevance to the question.
#439008 - kekat
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(11/20/2015) [-]
So i went to the doctor about a week ago to have some tests done, and it turns out i may or may not have the same heart issues my grandpa and his brother had. Its a recessive issue and my dad and great grandpa never experienced any of the problems.

To put into perspective, my grandpa is semi-crippled from 2 heart attacks, and it killed both his brothers.

So im probably pretty fucked.

I cant say this ruined my birthday, since its tomorrow, but it still feels like the worst birthday present ever.
#439028 to #439008 - dreygur
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(11/20/2015) [-]
No one in my family seems to just die of old age. I fear what the elderly life has in store for me.
#439012 to #439008 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
There's a good chance I'm going to get my grandpas Alzheimer's later in life, which I'm scared of. My bday is the day after yours though
#439013 to #439012 - kekat
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, november = best month.

Except for all these fucking asian ladybugs poisoning my cats.
#439014 to #439013 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
You too dude. For some reason in every calendar we have the worst pictures compared to ones like Dec. What king of ladybugs do you have around you that poison your cat?
#439015 to #439014 - kekat
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(11/20/2015) [-]
These things:
www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/iiin/ladybeetles.html

I never thought they were an issue, but we went to the vet yesterday after cat 1 has been sneezing and cat 2 threw up all over the place, turns out they have been eating the ladybugs and theyre really poisonous to pets.
#439016 to #439015 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Aren't those normal ladybugs? I see them every now and then in Fl, especially during the summer, I had no idea they were bad
#439017 to #439016 - kekat
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Nah, theyre the invasive species ones from somewhere in Asia, theyre not technically ladybugs even, they just look like them.
#439004 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I'm drunk and emotional and I hate that il never have a song written after me like come on eileen or sweet caroline
#439072 to #439004 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/20/2015) [-]
hi drunk and emotional
#439074 to #439072 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
hey wanna see my tits
#439075 to #439074 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/20/2015) [-]
nah
#439076 to #439075 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
ah no worries
#439031 to #439004 - gibroner ONLINE
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#439069 to #439031 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
That was a good vid
#439030 to #439004 - joshlol
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(11/20/2015) [-]
fuck
now sweet caroline is stuck in my head
#439066 to #439030 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Hands... touching hands
#439019 to #439004 - thebestpieever
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I'm always looking for new names to write love songs, because you can only write so many love songs with the same 4 names before it starts being impossible to accomodate lyrics. So give me it, and I may or may not get something back to you.
#439065 to #439019 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Lol okay it's Aoibhinn
#439005 to #439004 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
What's your name?
#439006 to #439005 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Cunt
#439007 to #439006 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I thought you were Irish not an Aussie
#439009 to #439007 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Irish people make use of any swear word there is, but there wasn't enough so we made up a load of our own
#439010 to #439009 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Speaking of which, I never knew the origin and why "mick" is a bad word
#439064 to #439010 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Well I only ever say are you taking the mick, I've never heard it been said as a bad word I don't think. But I'm assuming it might be like "paddy" like mick would be a very common name in Ireland like I even have an uncle micky so it could be like when people say "aw those fucking paddys" or "those fucking micks"

That's a guess tho lol
#439002 - Elk
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Dreading that two and a half hour drive home tomorrow.
#438985 - ohemgeezus
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Today is allegedly a Thursday, but it feels so much like a Friday that it's ridiculous. 3 of my co-workers all agreed that they had to remind themselves that it's not actually Friday.
#438966 - planetexpress
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Why does a single person have so much control over your emotions like, fuck. I wish I was a robot.
#438969 to #438966 - aoeui
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I"m sorry
#438961 - tvfreakuk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
One of my friends died this morning. He literally just got a new car this morning and basically within a couple of hours he's in an accident and killed. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
I don't even know exactly how it happened, I know he's not a new driver and he's actually a good driver - but I don't know the details about whether it was his fault or if there was another car, or if it was a fault in the car or anything. I just know it happened, which is bad enough.
Me and my friends have been in such a fucking awful place today. We all found out at work and had to be sent home because we all just broke down like fuck. My two friends found out before me but I sort of weirdly knew already; they found out from a phone call on break, and I found out from my team manager a bit after, and when she told me to collect my stuff the instant thought in my head was "Shit, my friend's died in a car crash." It was pretty much the only plausible thought in my head with the way everyone was acting and when I noticed that my friends were like 15 minutes late from their break.
It's been brutal as fuck, and I feel so shit for his mam. She actually called my two friends and had a heart to heart with them about it (she doesn't really know me that well so there wasn't really any need for one with me) . It's just been the worst day ever for us.
#439077 to #438961 - fishinyourface
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(11/20/2015) [-]
That is absolutely horrible. I may not know you but you have my condolences. I wouldn't wish that happening on anyone.
#439067 to #438961 - thegrohltroll
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(11/20/2015) [-]
You have my condolences man. It's terrible to lose a friend so suddenly.
#439068 to #439067 - tvfreakuk
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(11/20/2015) [-]
It's also his fucking birthday today too, I didn't even realise.
I don't mean to load this off on all of you but I just feel like shit and need a place to vent. It's just fucking horrible.
#439071 to #439068 - thegrohltroll
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(11/20/2015) [-]
This is what /hating/ is made for. 5 years ago my friend was killed by a drunk driver, and I felt really bad even though I hadn't spoken to him in a while. So it's only right for you to be this upset after losing a close friend.
#439047 to #438961 - ZenMacros
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(11/20/2015) [-]
My deepest condolences. I've had a lot of deaths in my life, but so far no one that I was really close with. I can't even imagine how it feels to lose someone you're close with. Sorry, man.
#439003 to #438961 - TheseChocodiles
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That's so awful I'm sorry, I can't imagine how I'd deal with a friend death, I've felt the feeling of thinking a friend was dead and it's an indescribable feeling.

My brother had his best friend drown and even til this day talking about him makes my brother cry, this was a good 6 years ago. So i guess its always going to be a sorrow you will carry with you, it's just building yourself up to live with it.
#438988 to #438961 - thebestpieever
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(11/20/2015) [-]
That's terrible. You have my condolences, mate.
#438967 to #438961 - Elk
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#438965 to #438961 - planetexpress
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry
#438964 to #438961 - princessren
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry
#438958 - princessren
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(11/19/2015) [-]
RENT is such a stupid freaking movie
It starts with them all complaining they can't pay last years rent
then there is this whole choreography about them self righteously burning there eviction notices. Ok whatever. Then everyone starts throwing them onto the street below, and there is so many more people then just the main cast
There is literally fire in the streets and people dodging out of the way.
What the heck assholes!
Then there ex-friend/landlord shows up
And they all shout/sing/chant "we aren't gonna pay" and concludes with "last years rent"
That is some way overdue rent.
I am murky on the details of their agreement apparently he told his friends they were "golden" or that they didn't have to pay or something which is dumb and on him if he said that. But it also seems like he is answering to his step-dad who owns it and obviously he wouldn't be ok with the main cast and numberous other homeless people not paying/squatting.
Like I'm all for helping the less fortunate and homeless
But this premise just starting out is ridiculous
I know you all have your own personal problems
Like addiction and discrimination, being struggling artists and whatever
But if you are honestly too broke to pay when the guy let it slide for a whole year
Maybe you should get a day job.
I dunno
#439022 to #438958 - ziry
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(11/20/2015) [-]
what do u rate it?

10/10
#438995 to #438958 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/20/2015) [-]
>RENt
#438941 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
When you're pretty sure you asked for Pecan Sandies.
#438942 to #438941 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Cuckaboo
#438934 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
My boss brings in his puppy and then leaves for hours at a time. I don't mind that, but the dog has grown attached to me and becomes my shadow when he leaves. I can't walk without her next to me. I can't sit without her on my lap.

I have done nothing all day thanks to her. She's a bitch!
#439063 to #438934 - donated
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Not doing work and having a cute puppy on you...

The fuck you complaining about? Your boss probably be less hard on you when he knows his puppy has grown attached to you. Dogs have an amazing ability to be a diplomat. Anyone my dogs dont trust I kind of get the same aura from said person. and if they love one person suddenly then I assume they're decent. Dogs are great judges of people.
#439083 to #439063 - planetexpress
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I like the dog, however I have work to do and I have deadlines. I love her a lot but if I don't do my job I won't have a job -.-
#438939 to #438934 - aoeui
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(11/19/2015) [-]
are those your legs? fuck I'm so hard right now
#438943 to #438939 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
You are starting to freak me out dude
#438950 to #438943 - aoeui
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(11/19/2015) [-]
fuck I want your white pussy right now god I can't help it anymore
#438951 to #438950 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
For reals are you seriously this creepy??? Or do you do it to annoy/ creep me out ?
#438954 to #438951 - aoeui
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(11/19/2015) [-]
why would I do it to annoy you? I just want to violate your girl parts
#438955 to #438954 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Lol you are screwy
#438956 to #438955 - aoeui
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(11/19/2015) [-]
fuck I want to fill up your cheesy white girl pussy with my large white boy cock and then make smoe nice white babies ooooh
#438959 to #438956 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Cheesy pussy wtf???
#438962 to #438959 - aoeui
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#438948 to #438943 - Conquistador
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(11/19/2015) [-]
So you're getting your freak on?
#438935 to #438934 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
So what's the problem?
#438936 to #438935 - planetexpress
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I can't do anything and I have a lot of work to do
#438938 to #438936 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
So leave the dog alone and do some work.
#438931 - minibeep
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(11/19/2015) [-]
someone just blocked me and acted all offended like when i said my opinion.
the wierd part is that THIS time i wasnt racist, sexist, ableist or hating on peoples sexuality or any of the other usual things i do.
this time i was just sharing my opinons on some sort of DJ hardware.
people like that is the reason we dont have freedom of speech in the world anymore.
im not talking screaming fire in a crowded area, but you can go to jail for criticising imigration!!!
what ever happened to Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names will never hurt me. ?
#439050 to #438931 - anon
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(11/20/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Right wing utopa.

Where free speach is non-existent
#438946 to #438931 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
facebook?
#438903 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I hate that elk steals my webms/gifs
#438949 to #438903 - ohemgeezus
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Him and darkside rip other people off. Edwardnigma should IP ban them both for it
#438952 to #438949 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
>being this butt blasted
#438953 to #438952 - ohemgeezus
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I have this image saved as "darkside", just for you
#438908 to #438903 - anon
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#438909 to #438908 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I fail to see how this is relevant
#438913 to #438909 - aoeui
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#438912 to #438909 - thebestpieever
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(11/19/2015) [-]
And that's why you'll never improve as an artist.
#438914 to #438912 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I'm gonna improve at Blazblue and Street Fighter. And then I'm gonna make you cry in both
#438926 to #438914 - thebestpieever
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Let's see what you're made of, twinky boy.
Let's see what you're made of, twinky boy.
#438930 to #438926 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Dayum gurl
#438927 to #438926 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
eighty percent water
#438944 to #438927 - thebestpieever
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(11/19/2015) [-]
That explains why you always make me so wet.
#438968 to #438944 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/20/2015) [-]
I think I immediately love SSF4AE more than Blazblue CSE
#438970 to #438968 - thebestpieever
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(11/20/2015) [-]
BlazBlue was good back then, but it didn't become world shatteringly fantastic until Chrono Phantasma.
#438904 to #438903 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I hate that you're still here.
#438905 to #438904 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I've been here since before you were born
#438906 to #438905 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Then it's time for you to move on, old timer.
#438907 to #438906 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Can't teach an old dog new tricks
#438910 to #438907 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
You can put them down, though. Have you considered doing that for yourself?
#438911 to #438910 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
If I post less than 50 miles per hour I'll explode
#438916 to #438911 - Elk
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#438899 - lobselvith
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(11/19/2015) [-]
>2009+6
>People are still cracking "Still a better love story than Twilight" jokes
#438901 to #438899 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/19/2015) [-]
memes never die
#438919 to #438901 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/19/2015) [-]
You'll die though and you're like a walking meme
#438920 to #438919 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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#438921 to #438920 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Lol meme'd ya
#438900 to #438899 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
So?
#438902 to #438900 - lobselvith
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Twilight is a dead horse, it's pretty much unanimously known for being horrible nowadays. Why still poke fun at it now? It's not even relevant anymore, even the rabid fangirls have moved on. Every witty joke has already been made and it's been parodied in a negative light at least a billion times over. Like I said, it's not even relevant anymore. It's annoying and unfunny.
#438867 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
**darksideofthebeast used "*roll picture*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolled image**
Why does Tyler, The Creator only rap about killing people?
Like bruh, you're a good rapper and your beats are always straight flame, fam. But I don't want to hear about you brutally murdering people every song.
I get the idea of horror rap, but other than "garbage", the murdering aspect of his songs just gets outta hand.
#438894 to #438867 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Have you heard Logic? I'm so into him right now. Faded away tho, fire!

-planet
#438891 to #438867 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I saw Tyler perform live he was good that's all I have to add sorry
#438875 to #438867 - muchname
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(11/19/2015) [-]
it comes from the rampant bullying he got in high school, I think. If you don't develop homicidal thoughts from that you're either Ghandi or brain-dead.
#438878 to #438875 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Also, does he have some multiple personality disorder or some shit?
#438877 to #438875 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but still... For how funny and outgoing he is in real life, I didn't expect all of his shit to be about brutally killing some chick.
#438888 to #438877 - muchname
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I think he might just be putting it on.. throughout wolf he mentions how his alter egos "wolf" and "sammy" are just made up so take what you will.
#438869 to #438867 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
tfw you roll aids.
#438854 - psychadelicace
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#438879 to #438854 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Daily reminder: Only psychopaths think like this.
#438884 to #438879 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
What'd they say?
#438886 to #438884 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
I forgot to screen cap it. But it was something along the lines of: "my ex who cheated on me is now being beat senselessly by her new bf" and had a picture that indicated that he was happy about this.
#438895 to #438886 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Lol surprised he deleted it. Maybe she left him for a reason

-planet
#438864 to #438854 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
>I guess i don't seem all that bad now

nah, you're pretty bad.
#438874 to #438864 - anon
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(11/19/2015) [-]
It's nice to know everyone on this board is fine with cheating, i won't be coming back here again, i can see why you're a massively hated user elk
#438898 to #438874 - nazo
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(11/19/2015) [-]
and you are surprised someone cheats on you? you weirdo
#438887 to #438874 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
Firstly, I never said I was okay with cheating. I explicitly said I'm not.

Secondly, I'm no more hated than you are.

Thirdly, that wasn't me.

Fourthly, thank God. I thought you'd never leave.
#438881 to #438874 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/19/2015) [-]
>I won't be coming back here anymore
ha. BYE
#438855 to #438854 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
"I didn't satisfy you, so I'm glad that your life is in danger."
#438861 to #438855 - Elk
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(11/19/2015) [-]
For clarification, I'm not condoning cheating, but Jesus Christ, man.
#438847 - superchrischan
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(11/19/2015) [-]
>Slept through real nigga hours