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#472466 to #472459 - princessren
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(06/01/2016) [-]
are there really no more important pressing issues in Canadia
#472503 to #472466 - hotrodryan
Reply -1
(06/01/2016) [-]
don't you have more pressing and urgent issues like killing yourself or not being a degenerate ugly fag
also when do you start hrt so you can look like this guy ????
#472764 to #472503 - youregaylol
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(06/03/2016) [-]
princessren

is this really you
shit nigga what are you doing to yourself
#472765 to #472764 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
>"so you can look like this guy ????"
>"this guy"

why would he say this guy if it was me
c'mon man. Reading comprehension
#472767 to #472765 - youregaylol
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(06/03/2016) [-]
Be honest though, you're not that far off from this guy.

99% of trannies look like that, and the other 1% are asian boy children who have spent 200k to carve up their bodies.
#472768 to #472767 - princessren
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(06/03/2016) [-]
I'm pretty far from that, mang
I'm still not a gril
but I'm not a that either.
#472769 to #472768 - youregaylol
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(06/03/2016) [-]
I think the word you're looking for is gay.

You are gay.

A gay man.
#472770 to #472769 - princessren
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(06/03/2016) [-]
I was talking appearance wise
#472771 to #472770 - youregaylol
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(06/03/2016) [-]
A gay dude who has long hair.

Maybe some make up. Idk.

A crossdresser basically.
#472772 to #472771 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
I guuuuuuess
I dont really crossdress, just wear androgynous stuff
#472773 to #472772 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
I have no idea what that means.

You wear skinny jeans or something.

But the point I'm making is, you need to stop. For the sake of your parents and yourself.
#472776 to #472773 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
nah m8, that aint me
#472779 to #472776 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
I blame anime.

Do you watch Game of Thrones.
#472780 to #472779 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
I watched the first 3 or 4 seasons
#472781 to #472780 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
Nigga how do you start watching it and then just stop.
#472782 to #472781 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
Alot of people were complaining the new season sucked or something so I didn't bother
#472783 to #472782 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
Way to be a sheeple conformist.

Anyway, stop sucking black penis.
#472784 to #472783 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
I don't
#472785 to #472784 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
Post a pic of you not sucking black penis then.

You can't.
#472786 to #472785 - princessren
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(06/03/2016) [-]
touche
#472766 to #472765 - youregaylol
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
Ah.

Don't blame me I am transliterate in the middle of transition.
#472488 to #472466 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
No, fuck economy and fuck our housing crisis. Fucking with our national anthem is more important.
#472462 to #472459 - unforgivensoul
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
FUCKING MOVE TO AMERICA WITH ME

COME ON

YOU CAN DO IT
#472489 to #472462 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
Rural Ontario is still pretty good mang
#472513 to #472489 - unforgivensoul
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
[insert job here]
#472463 to #472462 - princessren
Reply +1
(06/01/2016) [-]
why do you want a minor to move in with you so bad?
#472487 to #472463 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
I'm legal
#472543 to #472487 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
Lmao did you lie to me about your age you absolute muppet
#472551 to #472543 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
No
#472475 to #472463 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/01/2016) [-]
what age is he
#472477 to #472475 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
12 like shibe
#472479 to #472477 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
So 15???
#472467 to #472463 - unforgivensoul
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
I want to double fuck women with him. <3
#472468 to #472467 - anon
Reply +1
(06/01/2016) [-]
two neckbeards together arent going to turn into decent guys ur not magnets
#472469 to #472468 - unforgivensoul
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(06/01/2016) [-]
no u
#472458 - anon
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(06/01/2016) [-]
A lot of people on my Facebook are saying that we shouldn't apologize for Hiroshima/Nagasaki because it was 100% morally okay, since they were our enemies, and we were at war. But these same people have "Southern pride" and think the confederate flag should be flown above government buildings (even though we live in the north, and their families are from the north). We were at war with the South. They were our enemies. Seceding meant they no longer wanted to be part of the United States.
These people also think 9/11 was a heinous, unjust, unforgivable act because it was against civilians. Who do these hicks think populated Hiroshima? Robots and tentacle beasts?
But these are low-class, backwoods alcoholic hicks we're talking about. It's not like they impact the world.
#472452 - nigalthornberry
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I feel like my new job has changed me and made me a moe hateful person
#472449 - saltyfries
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Technology is weird man, things can be utter tanks, like you could drop something hard and it will keep working, but gently drop it on a soft surface like a carpet, and it's done.

So I got myself a new PC sound system, and was trying to plug it into a power strip that had some plugs in there already including my cable box, well, I accidentally hit the reset button, so the cable box had to update and reboot, and, error. It went kaput. This thing has been working perfectly for almost 2 years now, and a slight bump of the reset button completely fucks it up.

Technology is fucking weird...
#472450 to #472449 - Shiny
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Decent specs are cheap, but premium electronics could survive the surface of the sun. I miss my old ThinkPads.
#472448 - satoasami
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Do you remember back during the 70's where Marlboro was trying to market cigarettes to younger teens and children? Remember how that lawsuit damn near almost bankrupted the Marlboro corporation?

I think these sons a bitches are trying this shit again this time with Vape Pens because of the whole "positive feedback" of the whole "prevents the chance of lung cancer" thing they have going for them

Middle School kids are somehow getting their mouths on these fucking vape pens. I'm on the bus ride home and these two faggots behind me are just vaping on the bus ON THE FUCKING BUS

I got one of them thrown off the bus because I was too late in trying to get both of them thrown off.
#472527 to #472448 - serhiy
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(06/01/2016) [-]
The law takes a while to catch up, I'm pretty sure there will be legislation that will specifically target vape pens soon enough.
#472478 to #472448 - anon
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
Vapenatiooon
#472460 to #472448 - princessren
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
Haven't looked it up
But seems to me the most likely thing would be cigarette lobbyist trying to take out the competition
#472456 to #472448 - anon
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Vape nation.
#472445 - alexanderburns
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(05/31/2016) [-]
#472440 - geothermal
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(05/31/2016) [-]
>put exacto knife through finger
>car is leaking gas again
>also overheating
>did i mention the brakes are falling apart
>almost rolled on the way home because i managed to drive into a small tornado
>its 100+ degrees at work in the summer
>grandma wont turn on the air conditioning at home so i dont even get a break here
>slipped in the shower and fucked up my ankle
>ebay seller refusing to send me a thinkpad x41 because i asked for them to not install windows 10 on it
>they already took my money, wont refund it, ebay requests i wait 4 more days before dealing with them instead of the seller
Atmosphere  The Best Day
kill me now please
#472439 - satoasami
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(05/31/2016) [-]
GIF

I hate how there are people who're triggered by words. Its absurd.

Yesterday in the rec room some dorm mates were watching Mean Girls...That movie is 2 1/2 hour long and the whole point of the movie is two girls who're very wealthy bully each other. In theory this should very much lease my penis but it doesn't it actually a very boring movie

I asked loudly "who the fuck wants to watch a movie this long with a premise like this?" and the night staff raised his hand. So I called him a queer knowing very well the dude is heterosexual since he told me of those times he tried to fuck a girl in fucking Rome

DUDE GOT ANGRY. As if the very word cut thru his thin skin!
#472483 to #472439 - anon
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(06/01/2016) [-]
probably because anyone with a bit of sanity would get offended by the sheer existence of a despicable piece of filth like yourself
#472446 to #472439 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Mean girls is a great film so shut the heck up
#472441 to #472439 - dalokan
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
you get triggered by pictures
#472442 to #472441 - satoasami
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
You get triggered at Christ Chan not reading the bible
#472443 to #472442 - dalokan
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Where
#472435 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
>tfw you will never be as legendary as your home town sports teams.
#472428 - enlightednatzie
Reply +1
(05/31/2016) [-]
But seriously, where did elk go?
#472461 to #472428 - Elk
Reply +1
(06/01/2016) [-]
While I might not be on the board, I will always be riiiight here-- in your heart.
#472438 to #472428 - geothermal
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
didnt elk say something about being busy with school?
its near the end of the school year, might be finals or something
#472430 to #472428 - enlightednatzie
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(05/31/2016) [-]
>>#472429
How did he die? If thats true its incredible sad man...
#472431 to #472430 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I unblocked you and nah, I'm just meme'ing.
Idk where he's been tbh.
#472432 to #472431 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Holy fuck man, stop tricking me with this
#472433 to #472432 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Got em!
#472436 to #472434 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
You're swedish, right?
What do you think of this band? They're also swedish.
#472437 to #472436 - enlightednatzie
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I dont recognize it. And when inspecting further, i cannot read what it says.
#472444 to #472437 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/31/2016) [-]
It's opeth
#472472 to #472444 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
nope, havent hears about them.
#472429 to #472428 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
You didn't hear? He died, man...
#472426 - tvfreakuk
Reply 0
(05/31/2016) [-]
Screen shot of an article I was reading
This shit had my blood boiling.
Apparently they searched the couple's phones in the investigation and found that they had actually googled "can you die from a broken hip?" Just because they couldn't be bothered to take him to the hospital.
I'll upload other screen shots of the more fucked up shit about it
#472427 to #472426 - tvfreakuk
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Well turns out it wasn't as long as I thought it was, these are the two worst bits of description of the abuse.

I just don't get it. I mean, they're clearly mentally unhinged. They have to be right? For the love of shit I'm just lost for words...
Probs because they lezzos though
#472451 to #472427 - Shiny
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(05/31/2016) [-]
That's the problem with gay marriage. Equality is great and all, but we don't need more people being parents.
#472524 to #472451 - tvfreakuk
Reply 0
(06/01/2016) [-]
I don't actually mind gay marriage, or gays adopting.
It's just... Fuck, all of this shit should be looked into. Kids should be checked on in the home. Even if it's surprise inspections because then they would find shit like the weird torture rooms that these people had. It even mentioned that nurses and doctors had made notes and concerns on bruises and how the kids acted and stuff. Anything like this should have a red flag immediately and be investigated over a period.
I hate the stories of "this situation slipped through the cracks" and "we realised too late". There are always warning signs to this shit and when it's about basically giving children to people who should need to prove themselves throughout with shit like this. I don't mean this to sound like I'm ranting directly to you, I just keep getting worked up over it. THEY HAD A TORTURE ROOM WITH A SNAKE AND A CAGE THEY LOCKED BOYS IN FOR FUCK SAKE! They were responsible for the care for SEVERAL kids and then tried to trick one of those kids into thinking that he had killed the one they had actually killed. It's just beyond my comprehension that shit like this should be allowed to "slip through the cracks if the system"...
#472542 to #472524 - Shiny
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(06/01/2016) [-]
That's what I mean, it's ethically correct in one sense but ironically makes society worse by perpetuating the notion that all people are fit to be parents.

IMO, parenting is a skill few people really have, and I strongly doubt that a family structure that meets basic psychological needs can't be based on merit instead of whoever shat the baby out.
#472422 - bladeboy
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(05/31/2016) [-]
#472482 to #472422 - knoppers
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(06/01/2016) [-]
24 arab kills and we get the nuke
#472411 - anon
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I hate the ridiculous penises in erotica, and how lazily people describe things.
"My name is Sean. 18. Green eyes. Swimmers bod. Uncut, 9 inches."
Learn to write, man. It's erotica, not a catalog. No one is realistic, everyone calls any older man "daddy" and every dick is at least 8 inches. Average penis size for adult men is 5.5 to 6, but everyone is packing a footlong, and they somehow can get it in without lube or stretching. I remember reading a sentence "I was only 11 inches long, but I was thick". Like, do you realize how fucking big that is? You would get lightheaded every time you got an erection. No one could fit that inside of them.
It is an immediate turn off when a good incest story is ruined by a son, for no reason, switching to calling their dad "daddy" after revealing his 14 inch, thick, throbbing shlong. Everyone is a mucsclebound gymrat pornstar with no emotions other than angry, surprised or horny. Seriously. Why would someone, in a rage, decide to fuck their son to prove to them that they're not gay? It's a worn out trope.
#472484 to #472411 - anon
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(06/01/2016) [-]
people who write those stories aren't exactly world-renowned authors
lower your expectations
#472418 to #472411 - thumbfortrump
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(05/31/2016) [-]
**thumbfortrump used "*roll picture*"**
**thumbfortrump rolled image** >reading porn
#472415 to #472411 - thebestpieever
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I read my fair share of erotica when I was like 13 and reading a book a day and I've never read anything remotely similar to a muscular son getting rammed by his 14 inched father out of anger. I am most definitely getting old now.
#472409 - ZenMacros
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(05/31/2016) [-]
GIF
Really wanna do some martial arts training because I enjoy that kind of exercise way more than just lifting weights. But I wish I wasn't so goddamn picky about it. I really wanna do Muay Thai, but there's like no places that do Muay Thai within a reasonable distance of me. Every place near me that did do it is closed down. And even boxing gyms are scarce around here. So now I haven't even gone to the gym to lift weights in a couple weeks because I'm so hell bent on finding a place to do something else, but I haven't found shit. For a town with so many people in it, there's really fuck all here.
#472485 to #472409 - flamingopher ONLINE
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(06/01/2016) [-]
Who's that cutie?
#472505 to #472485 - ZenMacros
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(06/01/2016) [-]
Elk has is right, it's AJ Lee.
#472502 to #472485 - Elk
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(06/01/2016) [-]
AJ Lee? I'm not sure, though. I don't watch wrastlin'.
#472423 to #472409 - bladeboy
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Wrestle and box
#472402 - joshlol
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Non shitpost: If someone on the phone is a big enough bitch I should be allowed to say "Listen here you stupid cunt, shut the fuck up" without worrying about being fired
#472401 - cognosceteipsum
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(05/31/2016) [-]
/religion/140383#140383



What is this guys deal
#472457 to #472401 - EdwardNigma
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(06/01/2016) [-]
>145 replies
I see the religion board hasn't changed.
#472424 to #472401 - bladeboy
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(05/31/2016) [-]
He's a delusional tranny what do you expect.
#472403 to #472401 - joshlol
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(05/31/2016) [-]
TLDR
#472404 to #472403 - cognosceteipsum
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(05/31/2016) [-]
It's like 10 words dude
#472405 to #472404 - joshlol
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(05/31/2016) [-]
but I'd have to read the whole thread to have any idea what the two of you are bickering about
#472406 to #472405 - cognosceteipsum
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(05/31/2016) [-]
nerd
#472408 to #472406 - joshlol
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#472407 to #472406 - joshlol
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(05/31/2016) [-]
:*
#472400 - joshlol
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#472417 to #472400 - thumbfortrump
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(05/31/2016) [-]
apply shoes
#472419 to #472417 - joshlol
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#472420 to #472419 - thumbfortrump
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I could if the shoes had HD print of pretty feet on them.
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#472410 to #472400 - unforgivensoul
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(05/31/2016) [-]
but you dont have footie fetty do u?
#472398 - whatthefek
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(05/31/2016) [-]
>year 2020
>the legend frank dies
>it also marks the death of all meme sites
>except two
>9gag and tumblr
>fusing together creating the ultimate meme site....
>9gumblr
>posts become cringy
>cats and dog posts fill the main page evey minute
>feminism is a norm
>exercise posts are banned
> taking selfie is banned
>only sugar coated words are allowed
>cyber police are created , only the strongest and most fearfull men hating whales are hired

What do you do to save the memes from dying
#472392 - lobselvith
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(05/31/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm supposed to meet up with a guy friend for ice cream in a few hours, but I don't know if I can do it, honestly.

I've been under so much stress lately due to reasons I don't want to specify lately that I haven't felt like doing any socializing at all. Not that I was the most outgoing person before, but now instead of being too inept or anxious to socialize with anyone, I'm too depressed to socialize with anybody. This guy wouldn't take no for an answer though, and so I feel like this is kind of something I have to do or else I'll be letting him down.

It fucking sucks, because I really do want more IRL friends, now I'm being presented the perfect opportunities to make some and here I am throwing it all away because I'm too depressed to function.
#472425 to #472392 - bladeboy
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Cheer up buttercup, I believe in you!
#472416 to #472392 - masterboll
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(05/31/2016) [-]
how do you think he'll feel if you dont turn up or cancel it?

if youre paranoid about how people will judge you, find someone who has standards so low that he/she will hang out with anyone. i often chill with strangers because i cba with half the prudes/autismos that i personally know.

you get some odd characters every now and again but the best thing about meeting people from other towns is that when you leave them, you never have to hear from them again.

or, if its a guy and youre a gyal, you can just let him eat the vag. that always works.
#472414 to #472392 - dalokan
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I lately feel like lately you might just lately need some lately time for lately yourself. Maybe focus lately on stuff you lately enjoy and pull yourself lately together
#472399 to #472392 - ohemgeezus
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(05/31/2016) [-]
I never knew you were a chick


If you want to hang out with him but don't want to then just explain why. He will understand or convince you to hang out
#472396 to #472392 - ferrettamer
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(05/31/2016) [-]
i love you
#472394 to #472392 - lobselvith
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(05/31/2016) [-]
Ignore that second "lately". Just kill me now.

Adam Sandler  Somebody kill me please
#472390 - anon
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(05/31/2016) [-]
GIF
"Why is it so hard for white people to admit that they have privilege?"

Fucking try and help a friend and they come back with this bullshit as the end all be all of their problems.