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User avatar #496620 - geothermal
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(11/09/2016) [-]
i live in the ghetto in illinois, there are already people outside in the parking lot where the strip mall is bitching about wanting trump dead

just gonna, clutch my m1 carbine and shitpost until they burn down my co-op
User avatar #496623 to #496620 - teoberry
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>clutching my m1 carbine

oh my lord the edge. doubt you even have one
User avatar #496709 to #496623 - enlightednatzie
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(11/09/2016) [-]
*unsheats katana*

Nothin personell kid!
User avatar #496728 to #496709 - teoberry
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(11/09/2016) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #496626 to #496623 - geothermal
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(11/09/2016) [-]
i do just not here anymore, i sold it to my uncle when i moved out of his place because i was short 300$ on the co-op buy in

but i miss it and i like to pretend

instead im actually sitting here with my boot knife, but just because it was in my laptop bag to begin with

somewhere on one of my alts there should be pics of it in my recent pictures i had posted on the guns boardh
User avatar #496634 to #496626 - teoberry
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(11/09/2016) [-]
alright well have fun getting looted tonight
User avatar #496640 to #496634 - geothermal
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(11/09/2016) [-]
thanks, if i dont post for a few weeks consider me dead
make sure that if you can track down my corpse, my gravestone says "i was not a chicken wing"

cause im probably gonna be eaten by niggers
User avatar #496651 to #496640 - teoberry
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(11/09/2016) [-]
im a big fan of racist jokes myself but i dare you to go outside and say that you pussy
User avatar #496656 to #496651 - geothermal
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(11/09/2016) [-]
i would be killed
im serious, park forest borders the heights, the heights are some nasty ass places

i think ford heights alone has like 2% of their population die via gang violence each year
User avatar #496726 to #496656 - teoberry
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(11/09/2016) [-]
then don't talk shit about blacks on the internet if you're not gonna do it irl
#496627 to #496626 - twiley
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(11/09/2016) [-]
not on this one but there is some good stuff in here
not on this one but there is some good stuff in here
#496618 - bladeboy
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Really hate all these losers that are gonna try and get into my country. Fuck off were full, only Syrian refugees allowed.
User avatar #496625 to #496618 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
You should build a wall.

Trump for Canadian Prime Minister 2020.
User avatar #496619 to #496618 - teoberry
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(11/09/2016) [-]
if they didn't wanna be in a situation where they'd have to move, they should've voted and got others to vote. i don't feel bad for most dems who r gonna complain.
User avatar #496612 - reallyren
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(11/09/2016) [-]
goodbye to my healthcare fam
User avatar #496617 to #496612 - ferrettamer
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(11/09/2016) [-]
if you marry me you'd have health care
User avatar #496621 to #496617 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
it's not legal to marry cross species especially not to numales like yourself. ren has too much dignity for it anyways
User avatar #496622 to #496621 - ferrettamer
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(11/09/2016) [-]
WOW
#496614 to #496612 - aoeui
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#496609 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
wakey wakey
User avatar #496628 to #496609 - gibroner
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(11/09/2016) [-]
We did we beat the system we burned it to the ground
#496602 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
I wasn't watching the elections. Who's going to ruin us now? Or is it not over?
User avatar #496615 to #496602 - bladeboy
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(11/09/2016) [-]
It's still not over, but most likely Trump.
User avatar #496610 to #496602 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
trump you decrepid mongoloid
User avatar #496611 to #496610 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
>>#496607,
User avatar #496613 to #496611 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
he'll win with AZ, WI, alaska, and new hampshire alone, all with big leads already
he's ahead in michigan and pennsylvania atm
User avatar #496606 to #496602 - gibroner
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Trump's ahead but it's not over yet
User avatar #496607 to #496606 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
oh k
User avatar #496605 to #496602 - ferrettamer
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>>#496604 it's not over but it looks like trump );
User avatar #496604 to #496602 - vozel
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(11/09/2016) [-]
SAME

HYPE FOR ANSWER
#496595 - balor
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(11/09/2016) [-]
This it fucking it boys.
#496585 - aoeui
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#496580 - aoeui
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obligatory
User avatar #496581 to #496580 - shibe
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(11/09/2016) [-]
im so sad ;(
#496616 to #496581 - bladeboy
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User avatar #496588 to #496584 - aoeui
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REE
User avatar #496589 to #496588 - ferrettamer
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(11/09/2016) [-]
what
User avatar #496590 to #496589 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
i said something that ended up being wrong
User avatar #496596 to #496590 - ferrettamer
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ik what you said btw ;)
User avatar #496599 to #496596 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
yeah i said james is a little cuck boy with his wiener up his butt while he masturbates to large black men railing little white women
User avatar #496601 to #496599 - ferrettamer
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wtf no
i masturbate to large black men railing little white men
User avatar #496600 to #496599 - aoeui
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(11/09/2016) [-]
I didn't mean to say wiener up your butt I meant thumb actually
User avatar #496591 to #496590 - ferrettamer
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(11/09/2016) [-]
so nothing out of the ordinary :^)
User avatar #496592 to #496591 - aoeui
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shut up snow-mexican
User avatar #496594 to #496592 - ferrettamer
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(11/09/2016) [-]
s-sorry.
please annex me senpai
#496579 - furiousmarshmellow
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I just want someone to win so we can get this election over with and get back to normalcy. And I'm not just referring to FJ.
#496582 to #496579 - balor
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Normalcy is for fucking pussies.
User avatar #496583 to #496582 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
And that's why you keep being depressed.
#496587 to #496583 - balor
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Jokes on you.

When I'm out an about, I stomp out of my comfort zone and I feel alive.

It's when I'm cooped up in my house that I feel anxious and sad.
User avatar #496578 - shibe
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(11/09/2016) [-]
i wish i wasnt 16 and living in america rn
User avatar #496554 - gibroner
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(11/09/2016) [-]
God damn at this point I want trump to win just so I can enjoy watching the inevitable tantrums that all my "progressive" "friends" are going to throw on Facebook
User avatar #496586 to #496554 - geothermal
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(11/09/2016) [-]
I want to watch those fucks on the daily show cry or go silent

Tosh was unbiased
South Park has been mainly unbiased
Drunk history was great and hardly touched the election

But the daily show, holy shit they're cunts
User avatar #496560 to #496554 - ohemgeezus
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yeah, but then we'll have a weeks worth of "le god emperor trump" shitty memes on the frontpage
User avatar #496576 to #496560 - furiousmarshmellow
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(11/09/2016) [-]
You mean we don't already?
User avatar #496577 to #496576 - ohemgeezus
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not shitty god emperor stuff, we only have "look at how corrupt hillary is, here's an email about someone talking about cheese pizza, that's clearly talking about child porn, right?"
User avatar #496563 to #496560 - gibroner
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(11/09/2016) [-]
It'd be worth it to enjoy the delicious butt hurt
#496556 to #496554 - vozel
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**vozel used "*roll picture*"**
**vozel rolled image** I've seen like 8 comments like this but i'll give you a thumb anyway

No green thumb pic so
User avatar #496562 to #496556 - gibroner
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I can't tell you how many melodramatic posts I've seen saying that they're "physically ill", legitimately terrified for their human rights", "shaking", "having a panic attack" etc etc etc
#496564 to #496562 - vozel
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Sounds exactly like when the SJWs got triggered during the 4chan raids on tumblr
User avatar #496565 to #496564 - gibroner
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Pretty much
#496549 - anon id: ca84db94
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Fucking indian people, man.
I go to the gas station, doors locked, paper sign says "in bathroom be back in 5 minutes"
Ok, whatever, wait 3-4 minutes, knock on glass door just to see. Wait another 3 and I start kinda pounding with my fist.
Short, scrubby indian dude comes slowly walking out, stares at me, pulls sign and says "can you read" and I said "yea I can fucking read but I'm here to buy shit"
So he finally unlocks the fucking door. I get in his face cause he's rambling, I say something along the lines of not treating customers like shit cause they're here to buy stuff.
I understand he needed to use the restroom, but if he had came back, said "sorry, I was in bathroom" I woulda said "ok it's cool" but because he had to be a condescending prick, I got in his face.
Started threatening the cops on me, I said "call 'em, I didn't do anything wrong.
I got in his face, I raised my voice and that was it. But he got in my face too, so I had every right.
So after I buy my shit and walk out, I look back and he's staring at me and saying "what" so I walk back in, he tries to lock me in and I'm like "fuck this, you're not worth my fucking time"
Just got done moving 2 26 foot uhaul trucks, I'm tired and wore out too, so this dude was not worth my time.
User avatar #496571 to #496549 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/09/2016) [-]
me btw
User avatar #496567 to #496549 - vozel
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Hey man you didn't have to be so aggressive over a mild inconvenience
#496572 to #496567 - anon id: ca84db94
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No, the reason I was is because he acted like an asshole.
I stood for 7 minutes in the cold ass weather, then he comes out and pointed at the sign saying "can you not read"
So I acted like an asshole back.
If you read the whole comment, I said I woulda been cool had he come out, unlocked it right away (he waited like 30 seconds before me raising my voice and saying I wanna buy shit) and apologized for the inconvenience.
I am a customer, I'm here to give the business you work at money to help pay for your check, I don't deserve to be treated like shit because he had to shit, nor does he deserve it, but he is the one who started it by being a prick about it.
User avatar #496573 to #496572 - vozel
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(11/09/2016) [-]
buuuuuuut

It would be in your best interest to not do that and not have threats involved
User avatar #496575 to #496573 - vozel
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Hold on i misread something let me reevaluate my comment ignore it b0ss
#496547 - balor
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(11/09/2016) [-]
All my friends get high without me.

Not because they think I'm too much of a pussy to get high.
But they don't wanna be a bad influence on me.

Fuck that shit man. I'll get high myself.
#496548 to #496547 - pepekek
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User avatar #496543 - bladeboy
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(11/09/2016) [-]
Watching the results roll in is fucked
User avatar #496550 to #496543 - ohemgeezus
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(11/09/2016) [-]
trump probably has this. My state likely won it for him
User avatar #496551 to #496550 - bladeboy
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(11/09/2016) [-]
If he pulls NH he has a good chance of winning it. This is what happens when you ignore the people you establishment fucks.
User avatar #496552 to #496551 - ohemgeezus
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he doesn't need NH? He really only needs ohio and north carolina and he'll have it
User avatar #496553 to #496552 - bladeboy
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He REALLY needs NH and Nevada.
User avatar #496555 to #496553 - ohemgeezus
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lol no he doesn't, that's 4 and 6 electoral votes, respectively. Ohio is 18 and NC is 15
User avatar #496558 to #496555 - ferrettamer
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he needs nevada so he can become mr house
User avatar #496574 to #496558 - furiousmarshmellow
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"Don't let the video screens and computer terminals fool you. I'm flesh and blood, not silicon."
User avatar #496557 to #496555 - bladeboy
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Yes he does, he's winning Ohio and NC almost surely, NH and Nevada could be a toss up which is why they're more important.
User avatar #496559 to #496557 - ohemgeezus
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He's winning NC by ~100k votes, but they're only 70% done counting the votes
He's winning Ohio by 500k, but they're only 66% done
He may win them, he may not, it could go either way. But if he wins NH and nevada, it will help, but they're not important, they're only 10 electoral votes together. It'll help, but he doesn't NEED them
User avatar #496561 to #496559 - bladeboy
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Ohio is called for Trump and there's almost no way that they can win NC, it's up to NH and Nevada.
User avatar #496569 to #496561 - ohemgeezus
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new york times, who don't like trump, just said 91% chance of trump presidency

this is it
User avatar #496566 to #496561 - ohemgeezus
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it's not, though. There's a lot more electoral votes out there. It'll rely on Cali and washington now. He'll probably win this, though. There's a very good chance
User avatar #496570 to #496566 - bladeboy
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His most realistic chance is NH and Nevada.
#496539 - vozel
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If I force myself and pretend to be happy will i eventually conform to it?
#496540 to #496539 - balor
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No.

I pretend to be happy all the time.
But when I'm alone the repressed feelings come back.
#496538 - balor
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#496532 - balor
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My birthday is in a few days.
I just want some vodka.

If anybody offers me weed, I won't turn that down either.
User avatar #496533 to #496532 - gibroner
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Vodka's for slavs, alcoholic teenagers and poor people the only acceptable clear liquor is unaged whiskey
User avatar #496535 to #496533 - balor
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I'm an alcoholic teenager.
User avatar #496536 to #496535 - gibroner
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That explains a lot actually
#496516 - lube
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#496546 to #496516 - furiousmarshmellow
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Nice try
User avatar #496528 to #496516 - gibroner
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Schlomo Shekelberg
User avatar #496527 to #496516 - TheseChocodiles
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Engelbert Humperdinck
User avatar #496526 to #496516 - rokkarokkaali
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Moshel Goldstein
#496517 to #496516 - vozel
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This is beautiful
#496505 - ohemgeezus
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my 26 year old sister unironically thinks there will be a civil war if donald trump is elected president
User avatar #496673 to #496505 - gibusernamepls
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Your sis hot?
User avatar #496683 to #496673 - ohemgeezus
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she's fat
User avatar #496685 to #496683 - gibusernamepls
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Dang
User avatar #496534 to #496505 - reallyren
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probably the opposite
User avatar #496537 to #496534 - ohemgeezus
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civil war if Hillary is elected?
User avatar #496541 to #496537 - reallyren
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I could see Trump unintentionally inciting some of his base to revolt.
User avatar #496519 to #496505 - bladeboy
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We can only hope so.
User avatar #496531 to #496519 - ohemgeezus
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maybe we can free you guys
User avatar #496485 - teoberry
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I cannot wait for hillary to win so every edgy neckbearded faggot in a maga hat can shut up and kill themselves with the guns they've stockpiled for a 'post election revolution' that won't happen because going on /k/ isn't equivalent to firearms training
User avatar #496597 to #496485 - teoberry
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i dont care if im wrong about this if you'd like to brag or rub it in we can meet up throw hands
User avatar #496598 to #496597 - teoberry
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*and throw hands. apologies for the error
User avatar #496497 to #496485 - TheseChocodiles
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hillary clinton stole madeleine mccann
User avatar #496500 to #496497 - TheseChocodiles
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omg i acc just looked it up i didnt know it was a real conspiracy i thought my mate was just making a funny ironic joke lmao
User avatar #496501 to #496500 - TheseChocodiles
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damn just scooped myself stealing jokes tho
User avatar #496504 to #496501 - ferrettamer
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lmao women aren't funny you obviously steal all your jokes
User avatar #496506 to #496504 - TheseChocodiles
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are you being rude to me rn is that whats happening
User avatar #496507 to #496506 - ferrettamer
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yes
User avatar #496508 to #496507 - TheseChocodiles
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most jokes i make here are original thats why they arent very good


here i am displaying a blasé attitude towards my own humour to come across more down to earth and approachable when really i do believe im funny and would get offended if somebody said otherwise
User avatar #496510 to #496508 - ferrettamer
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me too thanks
User avatar #496513 to #496510 - TheseChocodiles
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lyk at do ye
User avatar #496514 to #496513 - ferrettamer
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no
User avatar #496515 to #496514 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah fair enough
User avatar #496502 to #496501 - teoberry
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dont even know what that is so its all good
User avatar #496503 to #496502 - TheseChocodiles
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did the maddy mccann thing not reach canada?
User avatar #496509 to #496503 - teoberry
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nope
User avatar #496512 to #496509 - TheseChocodiles
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basically in 2007 it was found out that this girl who had a country star dad was living a double life in a blonde wig but nobody at her school ever realised until at one of her concerts she took the wig off and shocked the world
User avatar #496520 to #496512 - bladeboy
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That's the plot of corey in the house though
User avatar #496522 to #496520 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/09/2016) [-]
please dont try to fool me boy i never forget the plot of something i continuously touch myself to
#496523 to #496522 - bladeboy
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User avatar #496525 to #496523 - TheseChocodiles
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sorry im confused does making masturbating jokes and being a girl not make you automatically hilarious
User avatar #496494 to #496485 - burpy
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(11/08/2016) [-]
and all the "emperor trump" pictures can finally be deleted
#496489 to #496485 - furiousmarshmellow
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Or lock themselves in their bunker made from aluminum foil in case of " nuclear warfare" and starve themselves to death.