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#479686 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
How am i still level 196 in comments if i have only 98 total thumbs up in my comment stats? I dont believe in miracles but i do think this is a sign from god, to continue to spread my deep and thoughtful comments and spread joy arounf Funnyjunk because juust like jesus, there are some people who wants to slilence me by nailing me by a cross but god is like: ''keep doing the good work lil' nigga, you cool'' *fist bump*
#479826 to #479686 - aoeui
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(07/23/2016) [-]
you better not let that drop to negative dude

you'll get a 15 minute way between each comment and you can no longer upload contents
#479827 to #479826 - aoeui
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(07/23/2016) [-]
if the total thumbs goes negative so does your account
#479908 to #479827 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/24/2016) [-]
But i am still level 183 despite having 36 negative thumbs in total...
#479910 to #479908 - aoeui
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(07/24/2016) [-]
ah idk then that's bizarre
#479671 - blazingsoul
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(07/22/2016) [-]
God I feel like I'm fucking cursed, its not enough my life is shit, technology has to turn on me at every turn. First skype wouldn't completely load only showing people are available or offline and not away or anything else, I couldn't send messages and I reinstalled it only to have it still be there. Then skype finally loaded but was super slow and it took minutes to quit skype. Then my laptop completely dropped its internet when I tried to contact skype customer support, turned off my laptop and took out the battery and cycled the power for 50 seconds. Turned it back on and its seems ok now, what the hell happened?
#479668 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Another shooting in Germany, Munchen
this time it's in a mall

Fuck this world
#479814 to #479668 - voltkills
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(07/23/2016) [-]
for once it wasnt an Islamic terror attack though, it was a far right motivated attack...

..committed by an Iranian citizen
#479694 to #479668 - shibe
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(07/22/2016) [-]
#479687 to #479668 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479669, *münchen
#479693 to #479687 - shibe
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(07/22/2016) [-]
you're right
#479690 to #479687 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479689, Wow, this is why no one will ever love you.
#479696 to #479690 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479691 I like him. :3
#479676 to #479668 - masterboll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
just watching live reports on fb
#479669 to #479668 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
And a second one at a metro near Munich.
#479689 to #479669 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479687, It's Munich you stupid fucking retard
#479691 to #479689 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479687, better than having the only person that loves you is your Swedish appointed Muslim refugee, faggot
#479670 to #479669 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
It started at a McDonalds too, so they probably killed children and elderly too
seriously fuck these people
I hope they rot in hell
#479672 to #479670 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I wonder if they shouted any two word phrase
#479674 to #479672 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You know, i wouldnt even be surprised anymore
#479650 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Am i the only one who des not understand all the hate towards elk on this board? This is a bully free board and platinumaltaria should really be on his or her watch because she or he thumbefd down one of my comments on this exact board and now it directly disrupts my thumb statistics so if you all could just stop this childish nonsense it would be great. Thanks
#479692 to #479650 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
He's a great guy. Honestly, it hurts my feelings.
#479679 to #479650 - masterboll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
where do i find my thumb stats on this board?
#479688 to #479679 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I dont know but i do know that your thumbs you get on boards now affects your stats
#479660 to #479650 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479654, And you're not invited in this thread so would you kindly sod off my friend?
#479652 to #479650 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
We don't hate Elk, we think he's an arrogant prick.

Nigga when did I thumb you down?
#479664 to #479654 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479660, Nah
#479653 to #479652 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You thumbed down my comment about snus dude
#479657 to #479653 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
What comment?
#479659 to #479657 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479638,
#479661 to #479659 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Ah yes, that's because it was an irrelevant and stupid comment. ggnore son.
#479662 to #479661 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
friendzoned again
#479663 to #479662 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Man I used to like your comments, what happened?
#479665 to #479663 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I got a job and dont have the actual time to write deep insightful comments anymore, so i just shit something out for the lulz. Well, actually i just work 4 hours a night but the rest on the day im spending by sleeping and sadly looking out a rainy window hoping for better times as i gebtly touch the glass and hold back my tears.
#479666 to #479665 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
See this is the great shit I'm used to... fuck man.
#479667 to #479666 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Im just really really tired and am thinking about seing another documentary about the first world war and then go to sleep.
#479644 - alexanderburns
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(07/22/2016) [-]
who is your favourite stand-up comedian
#479697 to #479644 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Brian Regan. Didn't you say that yours is Ron White?
#479728 to #479697 - alexanderburns
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I did but I have come to decide Demetri Martin is my favourite and Ron White is my second favourite.
Louis CK is third favourite
#479655 to #479644 - ferrettamer
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I like Gilbert Gottfried's voice
#479649 to #479644 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
luis ck
#479645 to #479644 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The one you like
#479647 to #479646 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yeah that's me when our favorite comedian tell jokes
#479638 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Daily reminder that if you dont start using snus at the age of six years old you should'nt be allowed to vote.
#479637 - shenro
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(07/22/2016) [-]
my dog had surgery and now has a cone on her head and it's just a fuckin mess, she constantly catches it onto something, which causes noise, damage to the cone and possibly damage to the thing she caught it on.
#479698 to #479637 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
What's wrong with your dog? :L
#479811 to #479698 - shenro
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(07/23/2016) [-]
haematoma in her ear.
#479618 - aoeui
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(07/22/2016) [-]
who even is windowbug and why has he blocked me

#479656 to #479618 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
He blocked us for commenting on his profile instead of deleting the thread and making his profile private, even though you replied to me and not him.
How pathetic lmao
#479780 to #479656 - anon
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(07/23/2016) [-]
Why do people treat blocking like a great offense? How is it pathetic that you now have to go as anon to reply to me? You spend way too much time on the internet, son.
#479781 to #479780 - ohemgeezus
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(07/23/2016) [-]
It's pathetic that you block people for breaking a rule that they didn't even know, instead of just deleting the thread and making your profile private. I didn't say blocking is a great offense, but blocking over literally nothing is pathetic
#479800 to #479781 - anon
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(07/23/2016) [-]
lol fucking how? How is it pathetic at all? Dude it does nothing to hurt you or I. The only people that care are butthurt internet kiddies like you who need to step outside. Like what great injustice have I done to you? What does my blocking you hurt at all? You broke a rule? Maybe I just don't want your dumb ass on my profile badgering me for stupid shit. There is no gentlemen's agreement over what you can and can't block over. I shouldn't be expected to hand you a list of rules that can get you blocked. I was sick of you being an autist, so I blocked you. The only pathetic person here is you.
#479801 to #479800 - ohemgeezus
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(07/23/2016) [-]
Funny that you say I need to step outside when you've been here for years "lurking". I'm just saying it's pathetic you block someone just for commenting on your profile. You could have just deleted the thread and made your profile private if it triggered you that much that people were on your profile. Really the only autist here is you having a temper tantrum for calling you out, lol
#479621 to #479618 - notmadguy
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(07/22/2016) [-]
you fucking asswipe
#479619 to #479618 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I've only ever been an anon and lurked for a long time. I blocked you because you commented on my profile. Ohemgeezus is blocked as well, dw.
#479634 to #479619 - anon
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I expect some kind of warning in that case. blocking someone for breaking a rule they weren't aware of is unjust
regardless, blocking people is for spineless faggots
#479635 to #479634 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'll unblock you then, fam
#479622 to #479619 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Why are you trying to be like ohemgeezus?
#479623 to #479622 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
What do you mean?
#479624 to #479623 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
A condescending, block-happy retard.
#479625 to #479624 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not condescending? I won't say I'm block happy either. I've blocked what, 2 people? I don't need nonsense on my profile page. You are an ardent ohemgeezus hater, why would you be upset I blocked him?
#479629 to #479625 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about. Ohemgeezus and I are BFFS. We have a great relationship with one another.
#479630 to #479629 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That's good.
#479631 to #479630 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm just messing around. I have him blocked, too.

I'm kind of at that point that I'm so tired that everything entertains me. Sorry.
#479633 to #479631 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
No need to apologize. As long as you're enjoying yourself.
#479616 - aoeui
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(07/22/2016) [-]
GIF
>thumbing me down
ISHYGDDT
#479603 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Back when SJWs were the big thing, Funny junk was full of woman hating ultra conservative assholes.
And now that SJWs are losing, Funny Junk is starting to turn into a bunch of libtards.
#479609 to #479603 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Do you have any examples of them being liberals? I'm still seeing overly-conservative jerks. :L
#479612 to #479609 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well, I saw a post called, "The most confused man in the world"
And the way some of these guys are shitting a brick over the EU referendum is just as emotional and absurd as any SJW out there.
#479584 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
#479626 to #479584 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
LOL at the woman calling him a fat fuck. Holy shit man, that was hilarius.
#479683 to #479626 - masterboll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
ana kasparian bringing the fire
#479508 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. It's like god damn masochism. But I can't stop.
#479591 to #479508 - Elk
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#479599 to #479596 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I misread again. I need sleep. Kill meh
#479567 to #479508 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The economy can recover.
The loss of sovereignty is something you may never get back.
#479570 to #479567 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Fuck you. 2 Decades of kids with terrible confitions and even *more* people in poverty is not worth indulging you idealistic moppets. Sovereignty can kiss my fucking arse. Over a million kids stuck with zero opportunities because their parents were too afraid of people who wrote in Cyrillic.
#479651 to #479570 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Вы со афреид оф пипол вритинг ин Сыриллик?
#479658 to #479651 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Soz, mate I don't talk Rusky yet. It's in the backburner, but as of the moment I can only read it.
#479673 to #479658 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
If you could actually read it, you'd know that wasn't Russian. lol
#479675 to #479673 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Phonetically, which I wouldn't. If I could actually read and translate Russian for all intents and purposes I'd speak it. I can only read the alphabet.
#479677 to #479675 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
What you mean is you can read the letters but you can't pronounce it?
#479678 to #479677 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I can read cyrilic letters and pronounce it just fine. I just know close to zero actual Russian words or grammar or all that cool stuff that makes a language a language.
#479680 to #479678 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
So why couldn't you read what I wrote? It's in English by the way
#479681 to #479680 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
'Cause I didn't try lol
I'm well aware I don't understand Russian even if I can make out the sounds so I don't bother until I can sit down and learn some. Plus, could have fooled me when it starts with actual Russian words like "Вы" which means "you".
#479682 to #479681 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
No. That's ty not vy
#479684 to #479682 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
T/V distinction. Hard to explain in English... it pertains to formality, basically. They're both "you" only different "you" depending on how pally pal you are with the other bloke.
#479636 to #479570 - thechosentroll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Dude, 40 years ago my country had a fucking revolution, went from socialism to democracy and kicked out our main sources of income, by severing all ties with Russia, had next to no natural resources left, no proper trade deals, no unions, no nothing, and the economy hardly felt it, it only went down for maybe 5-6 years before climbing up again and fixing itself. And that's fucking Bulgaria - the little shithole no one cares about. The UK has 20 goddamn safety nets, plenty of time to redo all its' trade agreements before it actually exits, has an actual economy of it's own that doesn't just rely on importing all the raw materials and other countries actually want to trade with you. It would take an unfathomable fuck-up by the english government to ruin the economy and cause 20 years of poverty. And the fuck is this 0 opportunities bullshit? Opportunities for what? Work? Are all the jobs in the UK suddenly going to vanish without the EU? Or are you referring to working abroad? Which is equally weird, because it implies there are no jobs in the UK, so they have to go elsewhere.

And you may not realize it, but the EU can easily fuck up your economy if it wants to. That's what it did in my country. They weren't too pleased that the little border region was doing well and exporting things, instead of buying overpriced bullshit from it's neighbors. So they shut off half of our only nuclear power plant, because "muh Chernobyl", so we can't export power, shut down half our factories and animal farms with their absurd health and safety requirements and gave subsidies to people who grew useless industrial crops, instead of the wheat and vegetables we've been exporting since fucking forever. Then, since they shut down the factories, we can't even process those crops, so we have to just sell them for a pittance to other EU countries. We had two fucking economics sectors that worked great and they fucked both, because economic independence isn't in the spirit of EU cooperation. Everyone has to be dependent on everyone in order to truly be unified. Like the fucking United States of Europe.
#479639 to #479636 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yes, I know it could be very worse. Hell, all the eastern Europeans go to the UK because it is worse very much so over there. But I am still disheartened that over morning the UK basically decided to stop being a first world country for the next 15 years if ever again.
#479640 to #479639 - thechosentroll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Did you even read past the first sentence? You have 20 goddamn safety nets. England is going to be fine. There's going to be a slight economic slump, but I seriously doubt anyone but the biggest companies are even going to feel it. It is going to be a fart in a hurricane compared to the financial crisis of 2008. The only thing you're probably going to notice is gas prices go up if Scotland decides to leave. And that's not because of the EU, the fuckers have wanted it for a while, they're just using this as an excuse to try again.
#479641 to #479640 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
"Fine" is relative. I don't consider "Spain" to be fine. But then again I am a spoiled brat, but there you go.
#479577 to #479570 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You guys were fucked in the EU. They were undemocratic. They are reaching the point of federalism. They force millions of migrants on people, many of whom are violent. They have all kinds of unnecessary regulations that limit the economy. It is just not worth it for y'all to stay.

But if you are fucked with out the EU.
Atleast you are fucked while being free.
#479583 to #479577 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Where the fuck are you people coming from? Get out of the fucking cave you're living in. THE "MIGRANTS" DON'T FUCKING MATTER
NO ONE WITH TWO NEURONS IN EUROPE CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING MIGRANTS LEAVING THE EU
NOT EVEN FUCKING UKIP CARED ABOUT THE FUCKING MIGRANTS
The problem is regulation, the problem the fucking Polish, the problem are the Ukrainians, the problem are the stupid morons who are too offended we're not at perpetual war with the fucking french.
Get fucking educated before you open your cesspit of a mouth.
#479588 to #479583 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You know who has a problem with migrants?
Asked the hundreds of women in Cologne who were sexually assaulted by African and Middle eastern refugees.
#479594 to #479588 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yes, I will ask the fucking germans about our BRITISH referendum thank you very much. The same british referendum about whether or not WE SHOULD KEEP THE FUCKING FRENCH AS OUR GLORIFIED GUARD DOGS AT THE CHANNEL or break ties with them. I'm sure their opinion is very important.
#479598 to #479594 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Okay. Fair enough.

But how about my other example? You know, with the thousands of young girls who were raped by Muslim migrants in a child sex trafficking ring.

Also, France and England kept their deal with the English channel.
#479592 to #479588 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Or the thousands of girls who were raped in a Muslim sex trafficking ring.
#479607 to #479592 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
WHICH MAKES THE REFERENDUM FUCKING USELESS
Because A) Those fucking guys got into the UK in the FUCKING 70s when we needed CHEAP FUCKING LABOUR in the black county, ages ago before this shit. WE BROUGHT THEM FUCKING IN SO THEY DID OUR SHIT JOBS FOR US
B) WE HAVENT GAINED ANY FUCKING BIGGER CONTROL OVER OUR BORDER, because we will never gain the upperhand on negotiations with France BY BECOMING A FUCKING WEAKER ECONOMY
and C) Will you fucking foreigners shut the fuck UP? No british person, zero, ever gave a fuck, about the fucking MUSLIMS. Because our IMMIGRATION PROBLEM IS NOT WITH FUCKING THEM surprisingly enough ISLANDS are fucking dealing with SEPARATE ISSUES THAN THE FUCKING MAINLAND and our IMMIGRATION PROBLEM IS COMING FROM YOU FAGGOTS, its you and the fucking serbs and the fucking yugoslavs and the fucking Lithuanians pushed because their countries are shit. It's not their fault, poor people are just looking for a way to make it. BUT THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE FUCKING MUSLIMS the problem is the fucking EUROPEANS, and we cant cut ties with the EUROPEANS without letting our economy die so shut your fucking frog mouth or whatever you are. You don't fucking understand UK politics, you don't even understand what fucking immigrants we're worried about. We don't care about your diarrhoea fucking mouth. IF YOU THINK THE MUSLIMS WERE THE IMMIGRANTS UKIP WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG. And we haven't won *any* fucking control over our fucking borders. we've only not lost any and that's considered a fucking victory in this bullshit of a precarious situation.
#479610 to #479607 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
S A L T
#479613 to #479610 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
YES, I am fucking salt that the next 20 years of British youth have been stolen of any advantage or comfort they may have had over 2nd world countries like Spain because the British public were afraid of Belorussians. What a fucking rhetorical victory you have claimed.
#479615 to #479613 - balor
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The next 20 years haven't happened yet. And I think you should take what you hear from the media with a pinch of salt. Not too much though. heheh Alot of the stuff they have spouted out on the EU referendum is fear mongering.
The UK, of all countries, should be able to recover its economy just fine if people are willing to be smart, rational, and work hard.

Also, throwing a bitch fit won't solve any of the problems that you fear will happen.
#479620 to #479615 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
What fucking media reporting? THE VALUE OF THE POUND IS THE LOWEST IT HAS EVER FUCKING BEEN SINCE 1985, and it's stabilised at *way* beloew that. That's not the fucking media, that is FINANCIAL FUCKING FACT. No number of guardian or daily mail reports can fucking change that. Sudden drops are never this big, and they stabilise in 2 weeks max. This is way bigger than a small hiccup, and it's lasted a month WE'VE STABILISED AT A BELOW-1985 LEVEL and this is BEFORE WE FUCKING LEAVE and that's the big hit. So shut your fucking ignorant fucking mountain Italian mouth if you DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. 1% is considered a MASSIVE FUCKING DROP for an INTERNATION CURRENCY, over 10% loss is UNSPEAKABLE. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH this IS NOT HAPPENING it has FUCKING HAPPENED.

And yeah, being angry is not going to solve anything. BIG FUCKING DEAL. 36%of the British population have been stolen of the opportunities they had A MONTH AGO. Fot decades, we can't fix this for decades. But yeah, I am being unreasonable for complaining about that. Not the twats that stole that future WITHOUT SOLVING OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEM OR GETTING MORE MONEY FOR THE NHS hell, we MAY NOT EVEN GET more FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE because IF YOU WANT TO TRADE WITH THE EU YOU HAVE TO ABIDE BY THEIR FUCKING RULES. I have a fucking right to be angry about trading the next 2 generation's future so old fucking people in Hull don't have to learn how to pronounce "Ю́рий Гага́рин".
#479782 to #479620 - balor
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#479517 to #479508 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
But leave voters tell me everything is better now.
#479535 to #479517 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The drop in the value of the pound is entirely down to the remain campaign's belief that they had it in the bag. No one expected us to leave, so when we did the faith in the pound went down. Every intelligent leave voter could quite easily have told you this.
#479555 to #479535 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
All 5 of them, idealistic twats that voted on principle instead of waiting 10 years for the inevitable prime minister that actually *planned* shit before calling the referendum. Seriously, you were going to get your referendum anyway, you bellends. Did you have to pull the trigger under someone as incompetent as Cameron?
#479558 to #479555 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well he's resigned, so I don't see how it matters. And there's a lot of talk about a general election in light of events, so we won't get stuck with the tories.
#479568 to #479558 - thebestpieever
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Who gives a fuck about the tories? We've chosen the biggest change in the history of our country under a twat so fucking up his arse that he didn't even *think* about planning a contingency strategy in case people voted against hist elitist arse. And now we're going to be fucked for the next decade because we changed our entire economical system while our prime minister had his pants down? Instead of fucking everyone?
#479572 to #479568 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I think people assume that there's going to be sweeping changes, in reality pretty much everything will be the same. Humans always pick the path with the least change.
#479536 to #479535 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not trying to be mean here, but how do I block you?
I'm tired of getting replies from a FUCKING WHITE MALE
#479537 to #479536 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Go on my profile and hit the block button >_>
This would work better if I was a white male

fyi, blocking me will only seek to prove that you're exactly as I thought; afraid of other opinions. But by all means, go to the echo chamber.
#479585 to #479537 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well did you know that the stratum basale, where melanocytes are found, is the deepest stratum of skin cells?

Why must you be such a cheeky cunt?
#479587 to #479585 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yes, because I understand latin roots. Basal means 'of the bottom', stratum means 'layer'

The beak is sneek.
#479590 to #479587 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I too took A&P I

What the fuck does that mean?
#479595 to #479590 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I didn't take that because I got my education in the first world ;)

Cheeki breeki? Sneeky beaky? fookin newfag
#479597 to #479595 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I got mine in Louisiana, which is somewhere between the first and third world. I hope I can be a part of changing that one day.

Don't understand this shit tier meme. Can an oldfag such as yourself, who's been here for all of 5 seconds, explain?
#479602 to #479597 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
America's education system is third-world tier. When you look at the number of people who think the moon landing was a hoax you can tell.

It's a rooski maymay. I've been here 2 years, which all of my adult life so...
#479604 to #479602 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Okay yer taking it a bit to far there, matey. America's education system could use A LOT of work, but you're just using meme metrics now. Not cool, Broham.

Been here since my first year of HS.
#479606 to #479604 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Are you serious bruh? Over half of your population think the world was made by magic. Over half. Including every one of your leaders. Zis is no bueno.

Alts make you a newfag.
#479611 to #479606 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Not every one of our leaders. There's no need to be hyperbolic. And yeah, that's certainly an issue. In my home state its totally cool to use materials critical of evolution and climate change alongside those two subjects. That's not a good thing, and that's the reality I grew up with. You don't need to lecture me on how fucked up our education system can be. But, there are also states like Massachusetts that, if they were a sovereign nation, would rank 9th in the world in education. Off the top of your head, is that higher or lower than the UK? Not to mention colleges like Harvard and MIT that are the envy of the western world.

Nah, they don't Newfag, more than anything, is a state of mind. You still have some maturing to do.
#479540 to #479537 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well you're a male at least, right?
#479543 to #479540 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
da
#479545 to #479543 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Privileged scum.
#479548 to #479545 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
yfw I'm a half-caste transwoman.
#479551 to #479548 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You can make a mean curry, I bet. Sounds privileged to me.
#479553 to #479551 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I assume there's a joke I don't get
#479556 to #479553 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
a person whose parents are of different races, in particular, with a European father and an Indian mother.
#479559 to #479556 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well I'm not indian.
#479560 to #479559 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Fine, what ethnic dish will make my joke accurate?
#479617 to #479560 - anon
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PSA: platinumaltaria is a 6'0 self admitted "ugly" Mulatto tranny who is solely attracted to females. He gets offended when you compare him to real trannies since he does not wear females clothing or look feminine in the slightest.

If you see this this dangerous tumblr retard posting pay him no heed, let the experienced tranny handlers take care of him instead.

-aoeuisters
#479562 to #479560 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
None, mixed race people don't have an ethnicity.
#479564 to #479562 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Where does the brown in you come from?
#479566 to #479564 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Melanin.
#479573 to #479566 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Did you know that you and I would have the same number of melanocytes, but yours would only produce more melanin? Fun fact.
From where does the brown person that is your genetic donor come from?
#479648 to #479573 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/22/2016) [-]
He's half nigger
#479575 to #479573 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That's not fun at all ;-;

Earth. I can do this all day m80
#479578 to #479575 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Why isn't it fun?
How would you describe the topography of the region from where they come?
#479581 to #479578 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I already knew.

There's some water and some land.
#479539 to #479537 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Ya I tried that it didn't work.

Eh... I'm not afraid of differing opinions. If I was, I wouldn't be a liberal cuck on FJ. I'm just sick of the constant shit flinging to be quite honest.
#479541 to #479539 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I CANNOT BE BLOCKED it's probably because you're a newfag or something

>calling yourself a cuck
That's like cancer squared.

I'm not flinging shit, I'm pointing out the faults in your statement. If you don't like it then think before you speak.
#479586 to #479541 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
We're...pretty much the best tbh.
#479589 to #479586 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Fun Fact: England has the best dental care in the world.

You guys are the 28th most free country...
#479593 to #479589 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That is a fun fact. Do you have more?

What kind of arbitrary metric is used to judge the "freedom" of a nation?
#479600 to #479593 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Sure don't!

There are many different indices measuring both civil liberties and freedom of the press. You've gone up since I took that statistic though, you're now 11th behind guess who?

www.heritage.org/index/ranking
#479601 to #479600 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Isn't The Heritage Foundation the same people that came up with Obamacare? lel
One thing I can confidently say is that America protects freedom of speech better than almost all countries. You're not going to go to jail over hate speech here.
#479605 to #479601 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Oh boy don't get me started on obamacare xD

You realise how many countries are exactly the same way? (an entire continent)
#479608 to #479605 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I too enjoy having conservative politicians complain about an insurance mandate thought up by a conservative thinktank that was first implemented in Massachusetts by the 2012 conservative republican nominee. Obamacare is a faaaaaaantastic thing.

Not Germany and Canada
#479544 to #479541 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>newfag
Triggered.
>not getting ironic humor.
>Using the term cancer
That's like cuck squared.

Nah you're not getting it, I'm tired of the shit flinging on my end. I'm way too mean sometimes and its unbecoming. Nice to see you assumed that conclusion, though. Your insecurities are showing ;)
#479547 to #479544 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, as we all know it's typical for people to self-flaggelate.
>well fucking stop then
#479550 to #479547 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well... it is. I'm not a cuck, but by virtue of being a left leaning individual on this site, many people would assume I am. I don't know why I need to explain this.

>misusing meme arrows
Typical newfag.
#479552 to #479550 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm more left than you mate, and I've been here longer.

><><><><><><><><>implying I give a fuck
#479557 to #479552 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That's because Eurocucks can't even look to the right. And no, you haven't.
#479561 to #479557 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, there are no right wingers here >_>
#479563 to #479561 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I might know more about your country if it weren't so irrelevant
#479565 to #479563 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Mate my country created yours... then again we ruled pretty much every country on earth so w/e.
#479571 to #479565 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, and someone birthed Socrates. Doesn't mean I should give a fuck about them.
Listen. I'm sure its fun to remember when your country was the shit because you had a couple dozen ships or some shit, but its no longer the case. The past is the past, let it be
#479574 to #479571 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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Our country exported a language across the entire earth. Our country had the single largest navy in the world for nearly 1000 years. We're the fuckers who made your life possible, we've won countless wars etc. And we did it from a tiny island. Even now our capital is the world's trading hub, and we're a major player in world politics.
#479576 to #479574 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Being a major player in global politics matters little to THE major player in global politics. Stay mad your boys surpassing you, pops.
#479579 to #479576 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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You're our least favourite colony, in fact pretty much the entire world looks down on your immaturity as a nation.
#479580 to #479579 - windowbug
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Pretty much the entire world is jealous of our giant cock.
#479582 to #479580 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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And of course there's the constant circlejerk that you're the best, despite holding 0 titles of "best" in the world... Seriously you guys suck.
#479522 to #479517 - thebestpieever
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No, no, mate.This is the sad part: Nothing's changed. We haven't let so Taxes haven't risen, yet. Regulation hasn't gotten more complicated, yet. No laws have changed, yet. Businesses don't have to act under completely different rules, yet. The jobs haven't left, yet. This is the prelude to the actual impact. This is still "it's fine". This is just businesses shielding themselves a bit 'cause they see now that we're unreliable and possible liability of a market. If we chose to ignore the referendum and stay this is still status quo for the next decade. The real hit is still oncoming.
#479523 to #479522 - windowbug
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But you finally get to be a real democracy
Tell me, in some fantasy world, could the UK come out of this ahead with some shrewd negotiating?
#479524 to #479523 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yes and no. Best case scenario? The UK is as shit as Spain/bit worse for the next 20 years. Scotland stays, Ireland does whatever. Eventual recovery happens, sure. Worst case scenario? Scotland, Ireland and London leave. UK is perpetually as shit as Spain/bit worse. We become a second rate market with preference to Scotland, who maintains the upper hand in every trade deal involving the EU (which is most of them for us), England and Wales are forever in the same league as Portugal, Spain and the shitty parts of Italy. Mid case scenario? Scotland leaves, but that's it. UK stays a bit above Spain and Portugal in the power ladder, we have to spend a lot on oil, our businesses don't reap as much easy profits, Scotland still gains the upper hand on trade deals but since we're a stronger economy the shock isn't as big. The UK-sans-scotland never becomes a global power again, but it's still a "top quality of life" country.

Whatever the case any child born in the UK today has a shittier life ahead of himself than if he were born in any other country in western europe.
#479526 to #479524 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
How likely is your second scenario?

Also I've often heard that Scotland is highly dependent on England for that sweet sweet cash. Can they really leave?
#479528 to #479526 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
It's a split of 20% 50% 30% I'd say.

They depend on us because we are the centre of the union, hence: the focal point of anything that has to do with the EU. The UK is the member of the EU, the UK has its seat of power in London, England, making England a vital friend/ally/neighbour for any member of the UK, no reason why your legs should antagonise the head that gets fed by your mum. But if the UK as a whole leaves then it's a way better proposition for Scotland to go suckle on the EU's tits than it is to stay with England, Ireland and Wales. In the short term, anyway. In the far-medium term, together, the UK could regain what it has lost and will lose in the coming months even without the EU. But it you're a scot it doesn't sound too peachy to endure 20 years of a tight belt just so England doesn't go to hell.
#479529 to #479528 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Seems only fair that Scotland would get their independence after the UK does, no?
#479531 to #479529 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I don't care about "fairness". I care about people not going hungry. I'm not an ideologist, everyone has bread, everyone has enough living space, everyone has a roof. That is my ideology. So obviously I want Scotland to stay and help England and Ireland endure this shit with their precious, precious oil and valuable markets for English companies to exploit. But most likely? They're gonna fuck off. Because people are shit. And if you're a Scot of course you're not going to put off buying your house for your wife and your coming kid for 20 years so a poor kid in Cornwall can have a roof over his head.
#479533 to #479531 - windowbug
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But in all seriousness, I've thought before that if Scotland left the cocky UKIP fucks would get their just desserts, but at the end of the day if it means people will go hungry its definitely not worth it. Here's to no independent Scotland in my life, then.
#479534 to #479533 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
In a shocking turn of events even UKIP has realised that they've fucked over the next two generations of Britons because of their fear of Ukrainians and Pollacks. So no, they wouldn't get power. But like I said: in the best case scenario the UK is Spain for the next 20 years and *then* it gets to regain its power. And there is a reason why I don't use my Spanish citizenship at all.
#479538 to #479534 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Will it be easier for me to emigrate to the UK now? If it matters at all, I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE.
#479542 to #479538 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
If you're American, Canadian or Australian? Yes.
If you're Chinese? Maybe leaning to yes.
If you're from literally anywhere else in the planet, even predominantly white nations then no, no one wants you except Londoners, and if you get here it's gonna be fucking tough.
#479546 to #479542 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm an American. See you in Oxford, pal.
#479549 to #479546 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Ok. I can rent you my house for 50,000 pounds. I think that's like 200 dollars now? Should be affordable. And it's in Summertown too.
#479569 to #479549 - alexanderburns
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(07/22/2016) [-]
is that a place where it's always summer
#479554 to #479549 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Sounds good.
#479532 to #479531 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Nah, it can't be that bad.
#479515 to #479508 - alexanderburns
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(07/22/2016) [-]
britain sucks
gatorade's better
#479510 to #479508 - shibe
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(07/22/2016) [-]
so when does it get better again
#479513 to #479510 - thebestpieever
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(07/22/2016) [-]
10 Years. Ish. So I can still die old and happy in a rocking chair in Oxford but still; fucking sad.
#479518 to #479513 - shibe
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#479507 - tvfreakuk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Today was supposed to be a good day; it's dress down day at work meaning I get you wear my comfy clothes, and there's a complimentary BBQ going on.
But noooo, I just had to wake up feeling like absolute shit and throwing up loads
#479514 to #479507 - windowbug
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Do you swallow many loads the night before you work?
#479525 to #479514 - tvfreakuk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
But in all seriousness, I was using the word "loads" in the connotation of "a lot"
#479527 to #479525 - windowbug
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Nah I got you, don't worry.
#479516 to #479514 - tvfreakuk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Perhaps...
#479481 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
when huntergriff treat u like garbage on the board but u no he good on the inside
#479487 to #479481 - anon
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(07/22/2016) [-]
all neckbeards are bad people on the inside
hence why they dont have any friends
#479530 to #479487 - huntergriff
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not a neckbeard though. I've got a beard, but it's not a neckbeard, thank god.
#479461 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I was watching a sports bloopers thing a while back. One of the clips was of two baseball players racing, and one of them knocked down a hotdog mascot. The commentator said, "That was a girl hotdog, by the way." I don't understand his comment in the first place, but it was obviously a boy hotdog because I could see its wiener.
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#479462 to #479460 - Elk
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Sorry for double posting. I've been having browser issues.
#479458 - Elk
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GIF
This girl that I used to get nudes from just made a status update about getting a sex change.
#479464 to #479458 - Elk
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platinumaltaria

Don't let it upset you that someone else is getting a sex change and making you less unique.
#479465 to #479464 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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Elk no one likes you, and I think you're having trouble accepting that fact due to your arrogance.
#479627 to #479465 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
But i like elk and i am hardly ''nobody''
#479456 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
People who are so blinded by hate they cannot accept positive qualities about that which they dislike.
I think Hillary Clinton would be an awful choice for president, but I think she is the single most qualified person to hold the office. That's not an endorsement, its just a fact. If I say that, anti shillary fags come out of the wood work to shout me down.
The United States, as a country, has plenty of great qualities. The U.S. is rich as fuck, has some of the best universities in the entire world, has the world's largest economy, the world's largest military, and is a cultural juggernaut. You can dislike the U.S. all you want, and I'll agree that we fuck up sometimes, but what I've just said are facts. You don't need to come at me with your shit about how we've gotten involved in wars we shouldn't have. I already know that, but it doesn't erase what I said. If I were to say "Ostriches are birds" and you were to reply "They ugly you fucking idiot", who the fuck cares? Your statement, if true, doesn't make mine false. You're so blinded by hate you can't settle down for a second and let an innocuous comment slip by.
Those are a couple examples, but this phenomenon is pretty widespread from what I've seen.
#479628 to #479456 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Get that propaganda to /politics/
#479459 to #479456 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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I wholeheartedly disagree, the last thing that the US needs is a corrupt bureaucrat in power. Vote 3rd party or don't bother voting at all.
#479463 to #479459 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I have little patience for people who are simply incapable of basic comprehension, but I'll try to play nice so you don't get your panties in a wad and explain this once very slowly.
I believe that if Hillary Clinton becomes the next president of the U.S., the American people will have made a mistake. That being said, she is the most qualified person running. No other candidate this election cycle has more experience in the executive branch of government. Secretary of State isn't a fucking joke position, yeah? She's been first lady, she's willing to reach across the aisle (too much for my tastes quite frankly) and she has experience. No one is more qualified than her, but I don't think that means she's the best choice. Make sense now?
#479466 to #479463 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, she also leaked classified information to your enemies "Well gee let's give her more power". She's a fucking criminal and should be punished in accordance with the law. She most definitely should not be given a position of power, perhaps she could clean the white house bathrooms.

It'd be like me saying "Guys I know I killed 20 people but I'm a well trained police officer so I should keep my position"... what.

Jill Stein for meme war victory, sHillary for prison 2016.
#479467 to #479466 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Name a recent U.S. president who hasn't been responsible for the deaths of countless people.
#479495 to #479467 - anon
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(07/22/2016) [-]
carter
#479468 to #479467 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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Well I didn't vote for them did I, you can't blame me for your poor judgement.
#479476 to #479468 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You are so painfully fucking stupid, you know that? You can't even address my actual argument, you fucking moron. You know, you're a fucking coward, right? You hide behind this wall of "Everyone hates me because I disrupt the circle jerk". You don't, everyone hates you because you say stupid shit like this. Its completely FUCKING irrelevant who you or I ever voted for. Point me to where I said I'm voting for Hillary. Point me to where I said we should give her more power. Point me to where I was blaming you for the fact that most world leaders are responsible for countless deaths? I was, again stating a FUCKING FACT. This was literally what my original post was about, but your head is so far up your ass you can't realize that, can you? Fuck off, please.
#479480 to #479476 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>doesn't address my point
>calls me stupid
>"y u no address my point"
What the fuck is it that you're smoking lately, it seems like some pretty good shit.

I'm going to do you a favour and ignore your pathetic diatribe, which frankly you don't deserve.
#479482 to #479480 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Because your point was totally irrelevant to the conversation. You must be a troll, never before have I seen someone be as dense and full of themselves as you.
#479483 to #479482 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
No it really wasn't. I said something that you didn't like so you went off on one at me. Grow up dear, not everything's about you.
#479484 to #479483 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Explain to me how your voting history is even remotely irrelevant.
Go on, I'll wait for you to say "its not worth your time" or "I don't need to waste my time on you ;)"
#479485 to #479484 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
In response to my saying
It'd be like me saying "Guys I know I killed 20 people but I'm a well trained police officer so I should keep my position"... what.
you said
Name a recent U.S. president who hasn't been responsible for the deaths of countless people.

I then explained that I had not selected any prior presidents, and therefore it can clearly be inferred that my distaste for criminals as presidents also applies backwards. It is completely relevant to the subject.

You see unlike you, I actually think before I speak. I find that later on, when people try and misinterpret what you've said you can look back and not regret your words. You should really try it, instead of jumping to insult me
#479491 to #479485 - windowbug
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Then what the fuck is the point of bringing it up? If she's running for a position where she is guaranteed to be responsible for plenty of blood shed, as previous presidents have been, why suggest that is a blemish on her record? Hillary Clinton has done what has served Hillary Clinton best, as every other politician has, the only difference is she's done it as Senator of a huge state, Secretary of State (an executive position, you know what else is an executive position? POTUS), and first lady. No one is more qualified than her, that's a fucking fact. Stop bringing your personal feelings into the matter, the world doesn't revolve around you, "dear".
#479493 to #479491 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You may actually notice but I brought it up as an allegorical comparison. A cop who's a murderer is like a president who leaks government secrets: a bad idea.

I think the only person bringing personal feelings here is you: she's a criminal responsible for one of the single worst things one could do in her position, she deserves jail time, but despite this you seem to think she's still "qualified". There are very few people who are qualified to lead a country and she is clearly not even qualified to be secretary of state.
#479496 to #479493 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Your "allegory" is bullshit. There's a difference between incompetence and maliciousness.
At the end of the day, this is more complicated than it need be. Name one person currently running that is more qualified for the position and I'll admit you are right.
#479497 to #479496 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Ignorance of the law is no excuse, no?

Pretty much everyone but her, actually. I'm repping Stein personally.
#479502 to #479497 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm voting for Stein.
but she has never held a public office. Her ideas are good, I think she would make a good president but that doesn't mean she is "qualified". Not that qualifications are the end all be all. Everyone is unqualified before they win their first election.
#479503 to #479502 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not even really convinced that holding one office (poorly or not) qualifies you for another.
#479511 to #479503 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I stand corrected.
She was voted into a local office in Lexington in 2005 and 08
#479505 to #479503 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
so what would your qualifiers be?
#479509 to #479505 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Well first off set a bar for education level; idiots shouldn't be given power. Actions prior to the election cycle should be taken into account, but not words; what you said 10 years ago isn't nearly as important as what you did. Beyond that it should only depend on policy, politics need not be a game of shit-flinging.
#479498 to #479497 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Mind telling me what public offices Jill Stein has held?
#479499 to #479498 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
None, however she also hasn't leaked classified documents. I'd say she's 0 for 0 on fuck ups.
#479500 to #479499 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Really easy to not fuck up when you don't have the chance to. We're definitely in agreement here about Stein. I'd like her to be the next POTUS, but she has 0 qualifications.
#479519 to #479500 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
If I'm a neet then I am out of education, by definition... what?

My apologies for that, I began that sentence differently, evidently I failed to make the necessary grammatical alterations to affirm the correct form across the entire sentence.

Well to be honest your entire congress is just a shitshow and should be removed. You guys masturbate over the constitution way too much, even though the people who wrote it said that it would likely need to be redrawn in future.

I don't give a shit what you say about me, half the time it just reflects your own insecurities.
#479520 to #479519 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
It takes a small mind to paint wish such broad strokes. I'll say nothing more on this topic tonight.
#479506 to #479500 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
>>#479504
Insulting my education does not constitute an effective argument, I've found it rather undermines it, particularly when it's so evident that your own education is incomplete.

You talk about purity as if it's a bad thing. Your country is in a pretty severe state, you need a leader who isn't going to roll over to either side, and will make good choices.
#479512 to #479506 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Says the NEET
Also
>an well educated person
Hardy har, you really do need to go back to primary school ;)

No, I think it is a fantastic thing, but what we need is to start from the bottom and work up. What good will Jill Stein do as POTUS when the entirety of our congress is corrupt? Whether or not she rolls over is irrelevant, the president isn't a dictator.
I don't feel I've insulted you enough this time. Does that make my argument stronger? Insults don't weaken my arguments, they just hurt your precious fee fees.
#479501 to #479500 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
You're complaining that a third party didn't get into power? That's hardly their fault, it's just a product of the system your government uses.

She's an well educated person (something sorely lacking from certain candidates I might mention), she clearly has her priorities straight, she doesn't appear to be acting like a typical politician. I'd say she's what people wanted out of trump, minus the whole "build a wall" thing.
#479504 to #479501 - windowbug
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Not at all. Why Jill Stein hasn't held office is irrelevant, the fact that she hasn't IS relevant, you fucking retard. Do you lack basic reading comprehension? Seriously go back to primary school and stop wasting my time.

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT Jill Stein is great, Hillary and Trump are both awful choices, Gary Johnson is somewhere in between. Yes I understand, but we've literally never seen her as an elected official. What you just said can be applied to so many people, but there's a reason they remain in academia and don't hold public office. The very tragic fact is that politics is a fucked up game that takes a certain type of person to navigate. Jill Stein is too pure for this world.
#479471 to #479468 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
do you like....read people's whole posts?
or just get mad at the start and respond?
#479472 to #479471 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The comment is one sentence long...
#479474 to #479472 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I mean't the other ones where he says he doesn't think Hillary shouldn't be president
#479479 to #479474 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Most of the comment isn't even about her... excuse me for picking my battles.
#479486 to #479479 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
all he is saying is that Hillary is the most qualified.
I can see where that terminology causes problems. qualified can kind of infer they should have the position.
but he specifically stated he thinks she shouldn't and your arguments are directed at him like he does.
it is just simply true she is the most qualified in the race. she has held an executive branch office on the federal level. She was in a sense a diplomat for the US as first lady etc.
I think that line of reasoning is dumb when it it used to support her candidacy because by that logic Bush would make a good president because he has 8 years experience with it.
However it doesn't change the fact that she has held these offices and has the experience, even if it is also true she doesn't have the judgment.
That's all he was getting at really.
#479489 to #479486 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I know, I was contesting the validity of her qualification.
She's given away information, that pretty much discounts her prior holdings. Typically when you fuck up to the point of helping your enemies you would get locked up, or fired at the least. window seems to think that it doesn't matter how good you are at the job so long as you have it.
#479492 to #479489 - princessren
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I dunno if she "gave away" information as much as put it on a private server.
which is still bad, but it's alittle different. unless I missed something of course.
I see where you are coming from, basically trying to say well even if she had those qualifications they should be null and void because how bad she was at it.
but I think his point is no one else in the race can even say they have been in that position.
#479494 to #479492 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Imagine if someone else did what she did. In fact, don't imagine it, there have been plenty such cases. All of them ended with incarceration. She's got armour a mile thick though (also the murders)
#479469 to #479468 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That wasn't even his point, dope.
#479470 to #479469 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Yes it was. Don't be so arrogant ;)
#479473 to #479470 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
The dude is clearly mentally challenged, but he's correct here. She wouldn't be good, but he has the most experience. :L
#479477 to #479473 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Experience is not enough to lead a country.
#479478 to #479477 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
He said that.
#479475 to #479473 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
she has*
#479452 - bladeboy
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I've been dethroned
#479614 to #479452 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(07/22/2016) [-]
I gave you 4 thumbs just to put you ahead lol
#479642 to #479614 - bladeboy
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Thank you my commonwealth brother
#479521 to #479452 - alexanderburns
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(07/22/2016) [-]
hey

that's pretty good
#479643 to #479521 - bladeboy
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(07/22/2016) [-]
lol nvm get fucked you Toronto faggot
#479457 to #479452 - Elk
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(07/22/2016) [-]
Block alex and thumb him down until you're ahead of him again.
#479488 to #479457 - bladeboy
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(07/22/2016) [-]
That's a good idea Elk
#479453 to #479452 - ohemgeezus
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(07/22/2016) [-]
the worst person to be dethroned by, too
#479434 - huntergriff
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(07/22/2016) [-]
People who can't keep up with their fucking shit.
#479442 to #479434 - masterboll
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(07/22/2016) [-]
how the hell does your own shit outrun you?