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#485108 - satoasami
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Why the fuck is World Star so fucking cancerous

99.999% of the shit on World Star is Vaping and Twerking

The other .001% is fights
#485164 to #485108 - furiousmarshmellow
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Well, you'd know about cancer, Mr. I Post GEARBOY.
#485166 to #485164 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
if gearboy was from the uk id find his name hilarious cause he may as well call himself seshboy
#485106 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
This board's looking pretty boring.
#485143 to #485106 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
a boring board without a shitposting faggot is better than a boring board with a shitposting faggot
#485152 to #485143 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
WELL THEN, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TRANSFER YOURSELF TO ANOTHER LOCATION, MY FRIEND!
#485144 to #485143 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Then perhaps you should leave.
#485145 to #485144 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
im talking about you
#485146 to #485145 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
If it applies for me, it goes double for you because at least I'm funny.
#485147 to #485146 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
to me*
#485150 to #485147 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
>implying youre funny
#485125 to #485106 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
watch any good stand up you would recommend lately?
#485127 to #485125 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I don't have specific sets, but I really enjoy Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan.
#485129 to #485127 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I have been told by several people that Brian Regan is great but he has nothing of his on Netflix
#485131 to #485129 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Trevor Noah and John Caparulo have some good sets on Netflix.
#485086 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
my friends are supposed to come up to mine tonight cause thats a usual thing but now one is texting me asking if we can go out which i still havent figured out if its a joke yet which it very well could be
but i also feel like its not and if its not then i dont know what they are playing at because none of us can afford it
i just sent a please respond
i really cant be bothered going out but i also want to be around people
omg well a different friend has just text me to complain about the ones who do want to go out
this is such an annoying spanner in the works like why do they want to go out that much it wont even be that good
im gonna send a definitive text saying im not going and why im not going and i hope they read it and think oh shit maybe we are being dumb
#485087 to #485086 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
me irl rn
#485096 to #485087 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
you should make friends with peeps like me because ill come over to yours and we can have lots of fun together
#485153 to #485096 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Sorry, you misturbating with binoculars outside her house does not count as ''fun'', i would say thats rather sad m'lord.
#485158 to #485153 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
the fact that i can misturbate to TheseChocodiles anywhere in the world just shows that love has no boundaries
#485161 to #485158 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Thats just proves that you're a disgusting jerk that sets your limits really low. REal gentlemen like myself we actually put some effort into what you savages would describe as ''laying a wench on her back and impale her with your glorius schlong and fill her storage with seed for a whole year'' or in your case, masturbate.
Thats just proves that you're a disgusting jerk that sets your limits really low. REal gentlemen like myself we actually put some effort into what you savages would describe as ''laying a wench on her back and impale her with your glorius schlong and fill her storage with seed for a whole year'' or in your case, masturbate.
#485162 to #485161 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
but what if i phone her and tell her that i want to touch myself to her and she says shes okay with it?

i bet you didnt think that one through, did ya?
#485169 to #485162 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
That might be disgusting enough to work actually, you should give it a try.
#485185 to #485169 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
hey TheseChocodiles, can i touch myself whilst thinking about kissing your neck and biting your lips?
#485190 to #485185 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Can you include me in those thoughts? Im just gonna sit in the corner and watch, i swear i wont be into ny trouble.
#485187 to #485185 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
literally get away from me you complete creep
#485192 to #485187 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
enlightednatzie
#485194 to #485192 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Like i said, you have to be a gentleman.
#485195 to #485194 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
but i even included neck kisses and lip biting

its your fault now she wants me to literally get away from her
#485198 to #485195 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Yeah i actually thought you wouldn't do it lmao you absolute madman
#485199 to #485198 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
#485201 to #485199 - enlightednatzie
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(08/29/2016) [-]
Nah but seriuosly, you should have included me
#485099 to #485096 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
haha
#485101 to #485099 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
#485104 to #485101 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
the haha was an ironic joke this is why we cant be friends your ironic humour level is not to my liking
#485138 to #485104 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Also cus hes a shitskin
#485141 to #485138 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
shhh its gonna be okay
#485213 to #485141 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
#485214 to #485213 - masterboll
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(08/29/2016) [-]
>TFW baboon initiates his mating ritual but human isnt impressed
#485216 to #485214 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
>tfw superior white male can do anything he wants to people of colour and they just take it
#485139 to #485138 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i really love old fall out boy
#485212 to #485139 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
RANCH IT UP
#485256 to #485212 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
'sup mellow
#485219 to #485212 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
i have not seen enough of the eric andre show to know if what i said links to what you said
#485109 to #485104 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
w0w r00d

im talking about hanging out and having fun being friends but youre more interested in faking a laugh and implying that im the problem, you big fat laugh faker
#485111 to #485109 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
sorry no hablo espanol
#485114 to #485111 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
She said, "Hola. ¿Cómo estás?" She said, "Konnichiwa."
She said, "Pardon my French," I said, "Bonjour, Madame."
Then she said, "Sak pase," and I said, "N'ap boule."
No matter where I go, you know I love 'em all
#485115 to #485114 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i actually quite like that song
#485117 to #485115 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
then you'll def like me more
#485122 to #485117 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
haha
#485132 to #485122 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
>TFW you be nice to puddin all the time and she just fake laughs at you
#485135 to #485132 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
cant be too careful around the english
#485136 to #485135 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
kek
#485088 to #485087 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
This is a panel that made me laugh from my second favourite comic series, Scott Pilgrim.

It is relevant yes?
It is funny how one can feel this way about the people they love sometimes
#485089 to #485088 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
yes its relevant
im just going to watch white collar and pretend they dont exist til tomorrow until hopefully they text me saying they are planning a group suicide
#485090 to #485089 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
hey why don't you watch blue collar
comedy
I love larry the cable guy
git eeeeeer dun
#485091 to #485090 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
cool im gonna go ahead and just not do that so
#485092 to #485091 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
you mean you're not gonna
git er dun?
#485093 to #485092 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i mean ive went this long without gittin er dun that i feel pretty confident in my decision to not do so
#485094 to #485093 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I find it strange that Ron White, my second favourite comedian, got even more famous and rich when he started being way less involved with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy.
#485095 to #485094 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I find it strange you told me this when none of those names mean anything to me
#485097 to #485095 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
they mean something to cool people like elk
#485102 to #485097 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
aw you know what happened to me today
i woke up with a sort of dull chest pain that i thought was from sleeping with my hand in a fist under my chest and i thought it would go away
but then i was sitting on my sofa and i reached for my coffee and i felt this intense sharp stabbing pain in my chest that kept getting worse if i moved or heavily exhaled
and i was like holy shit what if something is really wrong and i started to panick and i googled it and that scared me even more
and then i was like fuck i should ring my parents or the nhs helpline
but then i googled muscle chest strain and i was like sst yeah thats probs just it
so yeah that was probably just it
#485103 to #485102 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/28/2016) [-]
i love it when you talk to me about your chest
but I love it more when you talk to me about you being in pain
#485107 to #485103 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
wtf cant believe u just said that lol wth
#485116 to #485107 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
hey could you kill yourself it would really make me like you more
#485119 to #485116 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
heres a fun fact, 'do the beef' means kill yourself over here lmao i only heard it recently and it made me laugh, there was one guy i know from the west of the city who always said it to people and i thought it just meant go away but apparently not
#485120 to #485119 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Is it said plainly or aggressively?
DO THE BEEF, YOU CUNT
#485121 to #485120 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
its said with aggression but not lots
"away and do the beef" or "fuck off and do the beef" are good ways to phrase it
its also good if you match it with a look of disgust and the hand gesture thats like a thumbs up but your throwing it behind you
#485123 to #485121 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i'd like to do your beef in the craic
#485124 to #485123 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
disgusting, truly
#485126 to #485124 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
hello my fellow craicers
I encountered a bellend on the top of this morning and I told him to get away from me and do the beef

would any of you fine arseholes like to join me for a night of getting retarded drunk and being obnoxious assholes for fun?

is that what it sounds like to be irish?
#485081 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Im out lads. Goodbye world, ser you in the afterworld.
#485098 to #485081 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
nigga wash your feet once in a lifetime
#485148 to #485098 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
They look fine enough to me
#485149 to #485148 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
#485151 to #485149 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Point out the dirt on my foot. Protip: you cant.
#485082 to #485081 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
k have fun
#485083 to #485082 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Your destroying my flaming transition to the afterlife.
#485084 to #485083 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
nah, go ahead, we're waiting.
#485085 to #485084 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Is it hot here or is it just me? Haha damn im hilarius.
#485079 - Ihazfunkitty
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(08/28/2016) [-]
tried to click away a skypechat but accidentally clicked on a "nerdy nummies" video on youtube.
i fucking hate that fucking title. i hate the lady who presents it, horrible high pitched babytalking bitch.

why the fuck do some people my age like this shit.
#485112 to #485079 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
12 year olds like strange things. We've all been there.
#485037 - babybeel
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(08/28/2016) [-]
"I'm here if you need to talk"
>Try to talk to them
"That sucks, I'm so sorry. Like I said though, I'm here if you want to talk"

?
#485113 to #485037 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** What's wrong?
#485100 to #485037 - masterboll
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I'm here if you need to talk.
#485067 to #485037 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Im here if you need to talk holmes
#485061 to #485037 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I'm here if you need to talk.
#485040 to #485037 - shibe ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
well i mean what's wrong
#485041 to #485040 - babybeel
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I told them what was wrong and asked for advice. They just said that as a reply.
#485039 to #485037 - sugoi
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(08/28/2016) [-]
*Loudly yells I'm helping*
#485044 to #485039 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
lmao
#485032 - shibe ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
ive been doing really good in fantasy premier league, like rn i'm 314th in the world, but i fucked up because i captained ibra last second instead of aguero and he did fucking SHIT so i'm probably gonna fall

who knew one mistake would make me hate myself so much
#484994 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
People who compare circumcision to female genital mutilation are fucking retarded
#485062 to #484994 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Butthurt ant eater dicks down below
#485064 to #485062 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
My problem is just that the two aren't comparable by any standards.
#485023 to #484994 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Just not a whole dick amirite ;)
#485046 to #485023 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
cousin fucker
#485069 to #485046 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Im on your side now, fuck platiniumaltaruim
#485047 to #485046 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I know you are.
#485048 to #485047 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
pffft.

im trying to stay away from inbreeding. you do liked your cousin cock deep shoved in your virgin asshole dont you?
#485049 to #485048 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
It's pretty hard to stay away from inbreeding whilst living with your parents/cousins

My cousins are both female.
#485050 to #485049 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
oh brother deep in me
#485051 to #485050 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Sir please stop
#485052 to #485051 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
ah yes my cousin put that piece of hard susage deep in me. breed me.
#485053 to #485052 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Are you trying to make me uncomfortable or something? Because you're failing.
#485054 to #485053 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i want it deep
i want it hard
your mom is gone
and you got a bone
#485055 to #485054 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
But that doesn't rhyme...
#485056 to #485055 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
you are just mad. cousin fucker
#485057 to #485056 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
No one's mad, dear.
#485058 to #485057 - shekelnator
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(08/28/2016) [-]
yes you are. you regret the day you fucked your cousin
as if it get mentioned you look at yourself in shame
#485059 to #485058 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
No I really don't xD
#485060 to #485059 - shekelnator
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#485024 to #485023 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Shekelnator
#485018 to #484994 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Yeah but like, why would you support either of them outside of medical conditions?
#485021 to #485018 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I don't.
#485025 to #485021 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
So why does it matter if people compare them?
#485027 to #485025 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Also female genital mutilation never has any medical reasons.
#485026 to #485025 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Because it's like saying "oh you punched your brother in the face when he was being a dick, that's the same as repeatedly hitting your wife because you use your fists
#485028 to #485026 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I don't understand though, they're both forms of genital mutilation what are you angry about?

Like what are they comparing that makes you angry? The pain? the side effects? I'm not getting it, I get you're angry and you think they're not alike but I don't know aht the not alike thing is.
#485029 to #485028 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I'm not angry, just a bit annoyed.

Oh, like problems with menstruation, nausea, no pleasure AT ALL during sex, bleeding and sores during sex, headaches.. And the fact that there's no medical reasons behind any of it. The foreskin, no matter what people say, is NOT an as vital part of the penis as the clitoris is. Don't get me wrong, circumcision for religious and traditional reasons is wrong in my opinion and it can go wrong, but female genital mutilation is DESTINED to go wrong.

There is a thing called phimosis where your foreskin is TOO TIGHT to be pulled down, and you can't have sex that way. Because of that, you may need a circumcision. You won't suffer any of the effects of female genital mutilation.

People who fervently argue against circumcision are mostly people whose parents decided they should do it for religious or norm related reasons, or people who hate a group of people who do it.
#484997 to #484994 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
People who think there is any difference between mutilating male and female genitals have a severe psychological ailment and should be barred from having children.
#484998 to #484997 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
if you define it as cutting off the bellend sure. Circumcision is not male genital mutilation and never will be.
#484999 to #484998 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Ok, please defend the practice of cutting a baby's genitals. Do it. Explain what the difference is between a foreskin and the clitoral hood...
#485000 to #484999 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Baby? What? Who the fuck cuts their babies
#485001 to #485000 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
All the people who circumcise...
#485002 to #485001 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Hello oo?? Forgot who you're talking to?
#485003 to #485002 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I know exactly who I'm talking to, which is why I'm not surprised that you're struggling with this.
#485004 to #485003 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I was circumcised at age 17 and most of my friends who are circumcised were circumcised in their late teens.
#485005 to #485004 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
And did you choose to have that done to you?
#485006 to #485005 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Uhh.. Yeah, of course. What else?
#485007 to #485006 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
So all this time you've never heard of anyone circumcising a child against their will close to birth? Please climb out from whatever rock you're living under.
#485008 to #485007 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I could say the same about you for not knowing that people do it as adults or such.
#485009 to #485008 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Some people fucking cut their tongues to look like lizards: no one gives two metric shits what you do as an adult, no one is complaining about that.
#485011 to #485009 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Nobody gets circumcised as a kid*
#485012 to #485011 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Everybody does I mean, multitasking sorry
#485010 to #485009 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Nobody gets circumcised and nobody complains about circumcised at its whole. Gotcha
#485013 to #485010 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
So you're not ok with someone cutting up baby dicks?
#485014 to #485013 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Why would I be lol? It's impossible to know if their foreskin is too tight at that age and harder to execute.

Also the fact of the matter is that it's STILL not as bad as female genital mutilation. Female genital mutilation has a lot more negative consequences than circumcision. If you think they are comparable you're just wrong.

Also stop being so condescending, it doesn't suit you.
#485016 to #485014 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I'm gonna lay some potentially shocking information on you; the foreskin can be stretched. Cutting it off is an extreme measure.

Yes it is, the only problem with genital mutilation is that it's non-consensual. If you want to cut yourself up later in life go the fuck ahead.
#485017 to #485016 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
If you're gonna keep on being wrong, condescending and stubborn I'm gonna go ahead and bounce.
#485019 to #485017 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
K have fun with your defective dick!
#485022 to #485019 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
At least I'm happy having a dick
#484995 to #484994 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Some peoples foreskins are just reallly tight and you cant get a boner. I had a old woman examine my dick at school when i was 7 and i was damn near to getting a circumsticion because my foreskin was really tight.

Its a damn shame they removed the dick insoection day because a lot of children will now walk around with really tight foreskins thanks to this pc ass society.
#485015 to #484995 - cognosceteipsum
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Folk har ingen humor lol
#485030 to #485015 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Töntar allihop
#485063 to #485030 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
>>#485015
Helvitis svenskarir
#485066 to #485063 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Va? Är inte det engelska flaggan?
#485068 to #485066 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Tað er ein kristin krossur, líka sum hjá tykkum. Onglendingar hava tað bretska flaggið, líka sum íarnir og skotarnir.
#485071 to #485068 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Vetefan varedär betyder döh, men här har du en islänsk musikvidie för jag förmodar att de är islänning fast inte på island. SKLMLD  Gleipnir Official  Napalm Records
#485072 to #485071 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Tyr  Trndur  Gtu Føroyskur, ikki íslendskur, svenskari
#485073 to #485072 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
GIF
>dkn jag fattar knappt vad du säger

Coolt, trodde att färöarna va en del av danmark
#485074 to #485073 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Tað er tað eisini, tí læra vit danskt í fólkaskúlanum, tó líkist málið meira íslendskt enn danskt. Og eg skilji svenskt síðan tað líkist danskt, so tað er stuttligt.

GUD BEVARE DANMARK
#485075 to #485074 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Fattar knappt fortfarande vad du säger men det var jävligt bra musik du länkade iallafall
#485076 to #485075 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Jeg siger at vi er stadig med danmark, men det betyder ikke at vores sprog ligner hinanden.

Og eg eri samdur, Týr ger góðan tónleik
#485077 to #485076 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Coolt, hag känner bara till färöarna för att tjockisarna från whalewars åker dit och ofredar fiskare
#485078 to #485077 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Vit eru ikki kend fyri nógv annað tbh
#485080 to #485078 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Tråkigt
#485070 to #485068 - burpy
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Írarnir*
#484993 - blazingsoul
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I hate how you can't play game today without running into 10 thousand bugs. I was playing deus ex manking divided on the ps4 and then when it came time to confront an NPC after a cutscene.......... he suddenly became bald. Not to mention random dialogue not being spoken, teleporting enemies and other things. I'm starting to hate video games. Remember the good old days when shit like this didn't happen.
#485065 to #484993 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
shit like that didn't happen as much in the good old days because video games were like 1MB
#484990 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
I ran into 3 skunks on my walk home at 3 am
#485038 to #484990 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
maybe if you went home at 2am like your parents asked you would have only run into 2 skunks
#484986 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Tim burton's movies suck.
#484987 to #484986 - furiousmarshmellow
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(08/28/2016) [-]
His newer ones, yeah.
#484985 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
The girl I wasn't going to ask out has a boyfriend
#485020 to #484985 - sugoi
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(08/28/2016) [-]
rekt
#484983 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
It's getting old.
#485118 to #484983 - Elk
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(08/28/2016) [-]
GIF
Then stop twisting everything he says.
#484996 to #484983 - enlightednatzie
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#484977 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#484984 to #484977 - greenjacketcs
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Real gamers don't pre-order.
#484979 to #484977 - furiousmarshmellow
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Real gamers don't refund shitty or short-and-mediocre games.

Real gamers don't work around a swear-censoring system so people know what they're fucking talking about.

Real gamers give money and support to companies that usually only PROMISE new features and never actually add any.

Real gamers have low standards and would rather take shitty community-built items and gameplay features rather than those by professionals.

It's so sad to see that there are people this desperately stupid in trying to convince themselves that a game isn't shit and corporately shilled even when it is.

I want to kill myself.
#484975 - Tyranitar
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Stepdad's ex wife thinks she can just walk right into the house like she still lives here and yell for him to come out of his room to talk to her, and she seemed legitimately confused when we told her she can't do that.
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#484972 - canyou
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#484980 to #484972 - furiousmarshmellow
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(08/28/2016) [-]
>"murrlogic"
>"Good fortune and financial domination"

That's probably sarcasm.
#484970 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
it's been like 6 months since i told my father i wanted to be a cop and he's still trying to convince me to do something else because being a cop is "dangerous". he also thinks that every cop that works in toronto gets shot at or something. i haven't told him i plan to work in toronto and he thinks im going to work in halton or some other small region.
#484973 to #484970 - TheseChocodiles
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#484976 to #484973 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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yea that's pretty much my reaction
#484978 to #484976 - TheseChocodiles
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my mum inspects prisons and was telling me how dangerous some of the prisons here have become and in the same conversation said i should go into prison care because id be suited for it
not sure if shes calling me a big dyke or just wants me dead
probs both lol x
#484988 to #484978 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i think it's a requirement to be a mother that you must think your child is gay until they get married.
also what does she inspect prisons for? ways to escape? if i did that i would just pretend i'm michael scoffield from prison break. but i assume it's some boring shit to make sure they are up to regulations or something );
#485031 to #484988 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
oh yeah my whole family thought i was a lesbian, i understand why they did, i would have to
i mean teenage girl with a lot of boy mates who wasnt very girly and never talked about boys,
funny though my best friend from the ages of 11 to 17 turned out to be the lesbian, which probably has made people think oh did they get it on but honestly we never did not even a kiss, so there you go theres the inside scoop on that
my dad straight up asked me when i was 18 when we were having a drink "so are you a carpet muncher or what?" and i was like no lol
also in new york when me my brother and sister were sharing a room, i was 14 and i annoyed my brother and he turned round and called me a dyke lmao then my sister was like omggg you cant say thatt she can be whatever she wantss
but it didnt bother me cause i just thought well im not, my sister clearly thought i was tho by her not at all subtle reaction lol
so that was a fun little theme running through my teenage life, playing the how to let my family know im not gay without actually saying the words game

also yeah its regulation lol not as cool but it does make for v interesting table chat and her reports inform the media, like on hospitals or prisons but the media only ever want them if its v bad obviously and never report on progress



#485036 to #485031 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i feel you, my mom and a lot of female friends think/thought i was gay. it was only ever women who asked if i was gay tho. maybe the men just thought it behind my back idk.
#485043 to #485036 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i think sometimes women put their curiousity on higher importance than somebody elses comfort lol
like they know that asking the question will make you uncomfortable but they just gotta know

whereas males dont really have the same itch to know things, not that they wouldnt be interested to hear but usually i think men just dont get involved
#485154 to #485043 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
fuck women, who needs them anyway
#485156 to #485154 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/28/2016) [-]
yeah no kidding we really are the devils spawn

btw im starting to really like white collar i just had to give it some time
also i watch suits although its gone downhill imo but i feel like they were influenced by this show a bit
#485159 to #485156 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i honestly used to consider suits my favourite show but it just got so bad i stopped halfway through season 4 or 5. white collar stays good throughout tho and i think it approves each season. plus matt bomer is way hotter than patrick adams
#485168 to #485159 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
improves*
#485163 to #485159 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
yeah im p much the same as you
also omg matt bomer is v v hot and peters not bad either
harvey spector is woops too tho
also did you know matt bomer is gay
#485170 to #485163 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
yea no man can be that attractive and be straight it's just not possible. his husband is like 15 years older than him tho and doesn't have that george clooney old guy hotness );
#485173 to #485170 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
oh i just looked him up, yeah i mean hes really hit the jackpot with matt bomer, punching
but he could be one of those people who become very attractive because they have a certain way about them, like a charm or charisma
#485202 to #485173 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/29/2016) [-]
yea maybe, i feel as if i'm not gay enough to be attracted to men with charm tho, so i wouldn't know
#485204 to #485202 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/29/2016) [-]
well the same goes with females too, everybody has a way about them although sometimes its not always attractive
#484971 to #484970 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
i also played my first game of league today in about 4 months and i'm afraid i might relapse
#484949 - enlightednatzie
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(08/27/2016) [-]
Mongolian Throat SingingBatzorig Vaanchig

Why is western music so shit compared to this?
#484981 to #484949 - furiousmarshmellow
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Commercialism is a creative burden.
#484962 to #484949 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(08/27/2016) [-]
Strong music for a strong people.
#484992 to #484962 - enlightednatzie
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Kinda cool how the mongols conquered a region big as shit with only horses and swords.
#484982 to #484931 - furiousmarshmellow
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#484941 to #484931 - lobselvith
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#484942 to #484941 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/27/2016) [-]
Eh, I figured it was time to get the word out there. Some anons have been posting it but this will hopefully make sure everyone can see it!
#484944 to #484942 - lobselvith
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(08/27/2016) [-]
No one is going to care lol.
#484945 to #484944 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/27/2016) [-]
Believe it or not that's what we in the business call "the motherfucking point"
#485105 to #484945 - anon
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(08/28/2016) [-]
gib attention
#485110 to #485105 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Gib fucks, I am out.
#484932 to #484931 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/27/2016) [-]
what's a tranny handler? does it pay well?
#484934 to #484933 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(08/27/2016) [-]
that's just the same thing.