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#474966 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I hate that no one recognizes my prestige and wit as a troll
#474998 to #474966 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
That's because you're a terrible troll.
#474965 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
*roll comment*
D
#474939 - greenjacketcs
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I'm free! Admin's gonna ban me.
#474956 to #474916 - enlightednatzie
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Thats because you're a leftist canacuck degenerate lmao
#475025 to #474956 - bladeboy
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(06/23/2016) [-]
????? I'm not left
#474951 to #474916 - satoasami
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(06/23/2016) [-]
>Being a Canadian Communist Faggot
#474948 to #474916 - anon
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(06/23/2016) [-]
We've seen in the U.S. that first ladies can do plenty of good from their positions.
#474954 to #474948 - anon
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Ah yes, becoming raging feminists and BLM supporters is a great way to be a first lady.
#474955 to #474954 - anon
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Spoken like someone who has never heard of Eleanor Roosevelt.
#474904 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I'm so sick of having animals.
My dog bolted out the door, I opened it 2 foot to step outside and he fucking bolted. Chased him around like an asshole because he runs everytime you get 5 feet from him.
Now he's sitting right outside of our house, laying down like a fucking prick just waiting for me to chase him again.
I'm fucking done with animals, gotta treat them like fucking babies because they don't know how to listen.
And before you say I could have trained him better, he's 6 and I just got him 2 weeks ago.
#474988 to #474904 - Elk
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Dogs don't understand English.
#474964 to #474904 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
feed him some antifreeze? idk nigger it's a dog just deal with it or move out
#474957 to #474904 - enlightednatzie
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I usually beat my moms dog if he's getting on my nerves. Before anyone starts crying about animal abuse, he fucking bit me.
#474958 to #474957 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
You deserve it, Muhammad.
#474961 to #474958 - enlightednatzie
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Post your adress so i can kick your ass nigger.
#475013 to #474961 - enlightednatzie
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah thats right.
#474911 to #474904 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
So the little prick finally came back.
Scared to death cause it's storming, so I didn't hit him. He was just sitting out under the tree, once it started raining, he was scared to come in but also scared to shit from the storm.
#474909 to #474904 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Now he's just sitting right where we put him on his chain if he wants out...
I fucking hate this dog right now.
#474906 to #474904 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Oh and the best part is... I opened the door to call for the cat that he chased out the window when we first got him.
#474907 to #474906 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
And now it's storming outside and he's still not coming in.
I FUCKING HATE ANIMALS.
#474905 to #474904 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
wrong picture.
#474900 - dalokan
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I hate people that post or say something retarded and then cop out by saying "I was joking/being sarcastic/pretending to be retarded."
#474952 to #474900 - satoasami
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Gay
#474903 to #474900 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
but it's ironically retarded so it's okauy
#474886 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
panic attacks aren't even real. nigga just don't be a bitch
#474953 to #474886 - satoasami
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(06/23/2016) [-]
#Triggered
#474908 to #474886 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
"Countless studies prove anxiety is a very real thing that you can't control, but it's not real because I say it's not"
#474910 to #474908 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
"OMG like I cant even right now, my chest is cant evening and I think i'm like totally gonna die" -t. panic attack survivor
#474912 to #474910 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Yea, I used to think the same as you. Until I developed an anxiety disorder (that I've now dealt with through the use of psychedelics).
Just wait, one day you'll experience a real panic attack and you'll realize how much of an idiot you sound like, lmao.
Everyone I've talked to, including nurses who thought it was silly to come in for a panic attack. They've all said that they were stupid for thinking a panic attack isn't enough reason to go to the ER after having one.
Just wait, you're destined to have one, everybody is.
Oh, and people with anxiety disorders also have a smaller hippocampus than people without (specifically PTSD).
But I guess an actual change to the structure of your brain doesn't mean anything, eh?
Lmao
#474913 to #474912 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
out of curiosity, I looked it up and panic disorder rate is not even 3% and twice as likely in women so I have a 1.5% chance of actually having it, highly doubt 'someday I'll get one'
an actual change to the structure of your brain is meaningless tho? you have control over it, you've deluded yourself into believing you don't. the more you work yourself up and don't stay calm the worse it is. I can control my adrenaline and I react better to a shot of adrenaline than you do bro that's all it is. the more you do so the better you get.
the thing about psychology is that it isn't a science and it's based on cause and effect without replicateable results, and [a lot] more than one condition affecting any given test
it's 2016 and all the people who experience panic attacks KNOW what a panic attack is, creating bias. I'm saying they're faking it working themselves up and submitting to their little condition instead of dealing with it
yes I've never had one and there's a reason. I have genetic anxiety going back on the male side for at least 4 generations. if I haven't had one yet I never will. My life has been getting better every year since 16. No mention of PA's in my family either even though my mom is literally the prime candidate to supposedly get one
just like how the genes for depression also code are found in Highly healthy and happy people, the genes for panic attack little bitch syndrome are in normal people too. face it
#474918 to #474913 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Do you know what fight or flight is?
I had been diagnosed with GAD, PTSD and depression. As I've said above, I've dealt with it and I no longer get panic attacks because I convinced myself (at the peak of my very first LSD trip) that it was pointless to worry.
But it won't be until this moment of clarity, that someone gets over their disorder. I completely agree that you have control over it, and it is a viscous spiral. But saying you can just say "fuck it" is stupid.
Especially for people like me where I constantly had adrenaline pumping and I was constantly having very intrusive and negative thoughts.
BOTH of which you can't control, unlike a panic attack, where you can calm yourself down.
I was basically in a constant state of fight or flight... If you think you could deal with that stress, then by all means, go and try it.
#474921 to #474918 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
holy shit dude PTSD? from what
and good for you drugs helped you? but if I suffered from all that shit I wouldn't touch a drug notorious for making people freak out? I made myself better without drugs
you can control intrusive and negative thoughts. negative thoughts are brought on by you being still afraid over those things. I made peace with almost everything in my life and Idgaf anymore, idk how intrusive thoughts differ but same goes for them. live a healthier life and think positive. it rewires your brain
#474928 to #474921 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Oh and they've found that a childs brain, specifically a child who has been beaten/emotionally abused, has very similar patterns of behavior to that of a soldier with PTSD...
But they've never been to battle, so how could this be?
Is it just them being a bitch about their past, or is something legitimately wrong?
#474924 to #474921 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
The PTSD was from my childhood, I watched my step brothers get beat by my father time and time again, who was an actual sociopath that is no longer in my life.
I also took the drug knowing that I could deal with the consequences, good or bad. And if I'd never taken it, I would have never gotten better.
And I was also a kid when my anxiety started, so I had no fucking clue how to deal with it (as I've said before, I agree that you can SOMEWHAT control these feelings, but claiming that a kid can would be silly) and one of my biggest fears (at 10/11) was having a nuclear war.
I would stay up at night, I would go outside and think every plane I saw was a bomber. And everytime a tornado siren went off, I thought it was for an air raid.
Yes, I realize how stupid and ridiculous this sounds and I realize how stupid and ridiculous it was.
But it was VERY REAL in my head... And that's what I'm trying to tell you. It's simple to say "oh well, lol get over it" but it's not that simple when you physically have something wrong with your brain that causes it.
#474927 to #474924 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
you still would've gotten better without the drug tho? you haven't lived your life before or seen it unfold and odds are after a good 40 years it would've dissipated
and yeah been there done that with anxiety now I'm over it. no drugs, no panic attacks, no daddy issues, I'm not a crybaby
depression, transexuality, anxiety, ptsd, PD, they're all examples of a flawed perception
positive thinking has had such a strong influence in my life I don't even get sick anymore
#474930 to #474927 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
"you could have waited 40 years for your disorder to dissipate through the miracle of positive thinking... Or you could take a drug that made you stop having panic attacks 1 time and never have one again."
Flawless logic, my mate.
And it's funny that you call these disorders a flawed perception. The reason I say it's funny is because you're 100% right.
But here's a little news flash, get this... You ready? Drumroll please... Perception is literally all your life is! so if you have a flawed perception, how is it hard to believe that what you are experiencing feels real to you? even if it makes little to no sense to others.
#474931 to #474930 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I'm saying if you weren't such an idiot you would've changed your perception on your own without the need. it's called adaptation
#474938 to #474931 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Sick ad hominem, bro. Really letting your intelligence shine through with that one.
#474941 to #474938 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
that is what it is. if you can't accept the stupidity in enjoying making yourself anxious and depressed then you clearly never understood it
#474942 to #474941 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
>>#474924, "Yes, I realize how stupid and ridiculous this sounds and I realize how stupid and ridiculous it was."
Once again, please learn to read.
#474943 to #474942 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
that's less that I don't know how to read and more I don't care enough to remember every little detail you said in the hundreds of words so far
#474944 to #474943 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Which is a sign of low intelligence, my man. Poor memory and cognition skills.
#474945 to #474944 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
memory has nothing to do with intelligence I regret to inform you. and I stated "don't CARE enough to remember" still not that I'm incapable
psst chimps have a visual memory that's vastly superior to humans and they're dumb as bricks
#474946 to #474945 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
well, if you're having a debate with someone, you would think that an intelligent, rational mind would calmly asses all of your points and refute them with logic and evidence.
Except you've done none of that besides "well positive thinkin man, it's like what the hippies did but i don't use drugs to do it man"
The closeted narcissism is stronk with this one.
#474947 to #474946 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
this isn't a debate this is a funnyjunk discussion
positive thinking sounds like such a different thing to you but it's literally what 90% of people do already
my narcissism isn't closeted, I'm very open about it. I realize my value and despite what crybabies and haters think, that's healthy, but I realize since it's antisocial to talk about it I don't. still if you ask me I'll tell you I know I'm valuable even in person. I calculated before people as brilliant as myself only occur 1 in 10,000 people based on a few factors and the likelihood for each to occur and that the rate is more like 1 in 100k if you consider averages and my own experiences with them, a lot being idiots who can't think for themselves
#474949 to #474947 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Holy shit, thank you for the laugh.
#474962 to #474949 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
np
#474915 to #474913 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Before I read the rest of your comment, to clarify, you will have a panic attack one day, not a panic disorder, lrn2read.
#474917 to #474915 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I looked that shit up too and the best I could find was here
www.barendspsychology.com/interesting-panic-attacks-facts/
"2.5% of Dutch citizens has a panic attack once in their lives.**"
bro that's even lower, why do you think I'll get one lol
#474920 to #474917 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Oh, you'll use statistics to say you'll never get one, but the science behind the panic disorders themselves, proving time and time again that it's something you can't fully control, you deny simply because "well lol I've never had one"
I promise you, you will have one someday. Whether it be from a stressful job, a stressful time in your life, whatever the case, you are guaranteed at least one. I promise.
And it's a jolly good time.
#474922 to #474920 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
idk if you could say I had one before but it was just being afraid of something. didn't stop my breathing or any physical symptoms
and yeah I will use statistics. with no family history and the fact I'm not a woman, I can safely assume I'll never get one so yeah.
#474926 to #474922 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
"A lot of stigma remains around mental health problems. I believe there are two main reasons for this: first, because there is no diagnostic test (such as an x-ray) we can do to "prove" someone has a mental health problem, it's harder for people who have never experienced a mental illness to believe that these kinds of disorders are real and can be debilitating. Secondly, related to the first, if you've never experienced it yourself, it's hard to understand and believe that mental illness does exist, and can't just be overcome by will-power or by "pulling up your boot-straps", so to speak.

Generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) is a real illness, just like diabetes, high blood pressure, or cancer. The symptoms it produces and the way people experience it differs from one person to the next, but GAD is essentially excessive worry about the things people tend to worry about: finances, health, their loved ones, etc. In GAD, however, people experience loss of sleep, irritability, changes in appetite, changes in mood, and other symptoms as a result of their excessive worry.

Yes, it is real; and yes, it can really be debilitating. If someone you care about has GAD, ask them how you can support them. Often, just knowing that the people in their lives believe them and want to help, is validating and can help them feel better."
Let me ask you this, would you tell a soldier, someone who has been to war, has killed, has seen his allies and his friends killed time and time again, would you tell him to stop being a little bitch because he wakes up every night, drenched in sweat, remembering the horror of his past and having an anxiety attack?
Would you call him a bitch? Would you claim his anxiety isn't real? Because he certainly isn't a bitch, he's been to battle and fought tooth and nail for his own ass... That isn't a bitch move.
So how come he can't control his anxiety?
#474929 to #474926 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
GAD isn't the same. cancer, diabetes, high blood pressure about 50/50 on this one, can not be positively thought away. if you don't get medical treatment you often have a low survival rate. again perception
people who suffer from a unhealthy perception don't want YOUR perception cause they love the one they have, and they don't want to get any better. they think everything they believe is right
#474934 to #474929 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Oh and let me ask you this. Would you go up to a maniac, an absolute lunatic who is locked away in a padded cell. Would you tell them to stop being crazy? "Oh it's all in your head...... Just like everything else you experience in life" do you think they would get up and say "you're right! I've just been acting like I'm crazy my whole life, I WANTED to be locked away in a padded cell!"
#474936 to #474934 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
there's things they can and cannot control but dealing with symptoms is still possible. it depends on what you're talking about. for like schizophrenics you can increase or decrease the number of hallucinations, and choose to hurt people or be harmless, so yeah I would tell him that. but I probably don't care enough. going up to a mental hospital means I have to drive all the way to one, care enough to think about what I'm gonna say, do it, and drive home, so unless someone paid me idk why I would be doing all this
#474932 to #474929 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Actually, physical problems can be much better treated if you stay in a positive state of mind.
This is why they do make-a-wish for kids, it keeps them positive and gives them motivation to fight through this and beat their cancer.
Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again
I actually watched a very interesting video about this, just about an hour ago. This is about rats who have been paralyzed, being able to walk again through motivation. Giving them a will to walk again.
So instead of dogging people with disorders, whether it be mental or physical, why not try to sympathize with them, and give them tips on how to get through it? Why not help them get through it, instead of furthering their own false perception? Even if you think it's silly.
#474933 to #474932 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
correct me if I'm wrong but I just remembered people with higher IQ's handle mental illness a lot better too, confirming a lot of my beliefs
#474935 to #474933 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Considering most people with higher intelligence have anxiety disorders and aspergers, I don't think that's true....

While any disorder of the mind does not make you a genius, being a genius will certainly give you some disorder of your mind.
#474940 to #474935 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
people can have very high IQ's of in the 180's and have nothing more than personality disorders. I don't think we should be measuring them based on the same metrics we do normal people since normal people aren't nearly that smart, but if you had to that's what you'd see
#474937 to #474935 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
the second one is grossly incorrect
first one I have not heard one way or the other on that so I can't say but "most" is wrong I can tell you that much
#474885 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
If I could exterminate any kind of species to the point of extinction, i think it would have to be the fly  in general . They deserve nothing but death.
If I could exterminate any kind of species to the point of extinction, i think it would have to be the fly in general . They deserve nothing but death.
#475036 to #474885 - shenro
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(06/23/2016) [-]
i would exterminate whatever the fuck the things in my room are. i call them mosquitos but they're really small and i don't know if they actually suck blood or not (tho i have had itchy bumps appear on me, so maybe they do)
#475018 to #474885 - enlightednatzie
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I had one of those fat assholes landing on my lip. Super gross.
#474887 to #474885 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I would go for mosquitos.
They're like flies but suck your blood and give you malaria and shit.
#474888 to #474887 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
See I don't care much for mosquitos. They don't exactly come in and fuck with my shit by flying on my food and acting like they fucking own the goddamn place. At least spiders keep to themselves and don't fuck with people unless they get fucked with by people.
#474889 to #474888 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah but I just hit the flies or swat them.
Mosquitos are like annoying af ninjas, you don't realize it but you're already bitten and itching for days.
#474892 to #474889 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Plus they laid eggs on my mattress that was fucking soaked from the shitty A/C breaking, so when I got rid of the mattress I found a shit ton of maggots.

I've been sleeping on a blow up mattress. I guess with the floor being wet and all for like a month, i guess it made perfect conditions for them to breed like rabbits.
#474893 to #474892 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Dude that's fucking gross af.
Can we get rid of both? both is good.
#474894 to #474893 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
the fucking smell here is horrible too...I just lit like ten matches just to get a smokey smell in here.
#474890 to #474889 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, If i could hit them i would. but they're the fucking tiny ass flies.
#474891 to #474890 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Dang son, sounds like you need a trap or something.
#474895 to #474891 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I set up a fucking bug zapper, and some fly rolls.
#474896 to #474895 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Try the bottle trap since it'll lure the flies away as well.
Just like, get a bottle, cut off the top so its a funnel, put some random shit in the bottle like fruit or some shit then just flip the top you cut off and put it in the bottle so you're got like a bottle with an inverted top.

Flies are retarded, they fly in and they can't fly out then you just fill it with water and let them drown.
#474897 to #474896 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
What about the cap?
#474898 to #474897 - sugoi
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(06/23/2016) [-]
remove it
#474883 - aoeui
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I hate how I literally destroyed my penis for the day and I have to wait for it to recharge
#474876 - satoasami
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I am so fucking tired right now holy fucking shit

>Trying to watch sports at around 12:30-1:30
>Internet keeps crapping out
>Modem is in the office which is locked after hours and even then Comcast most days is fucking the worst
>Give up at around 1:45 fuck around with my phone till 2:45
>Its not 3 AM still can't sleep
>Around 3:45 I finally get some sembalnce of sleep
>Wake up at 4:45 to the sound of 2 LOUD SHOWERS BEING ON
>Wide...fucking...awake
>One shower doesn't fucking get turned off till at least 5:30
>The sound of silence finally allows me to sleep till at least 12:45

Kill me
#474881 to #474876 - aoeui
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(06/22/2016) [-]
#474862 - superchrischan
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(06/22/2016) [-]
**superchrischan used "*roll picture*"**
**superchrischan rolled image**
Someone should really murder that stupid jew Mark Zuckerberg for creating Facebook.
#474880 to #474862 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
did you kill your dad yet?
#474853 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Guys with long hair look absolutely ridiculous. I don't care how much you take care of it. It will always look trashy. If you are a guy with long hair, I suggest that you go find the nearest pair of scissors and then run the blade down the length of your wrist because you are garbage.
#474969 to #474853 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
agreed
only ponytail faggots will defend it
#474986 to #474969 - Elk
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(06/23/2016) [-]
You were correct.
#474875 to #474853 - thechosentroll
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(06/22/2016) [-]
The problem is that long hair requires effort, persistence and to not look like a fuckboi - three things you'll never manage.
#474882 to #474875 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Three things that no guy will manage, actually.
#474959 to #474882 - thechosentroll
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(06/23/2016) [-]
It may come as a shock to you, but you're not the epitome of men.
#474985 to #474959 - Elk
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I never said that nor did I imply it. I just said that long hair looks trashy on guys, which most people would agree with. There are a few people here and there that absolutely love it, but the only two groups that consistently agree that it looks good are thirteen year old girls and guys with long hair.
#474987 to #474985 - thechosentroll
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I dunno, maybe it's a cultural thing and you're right where you're from, but around here it definitely helps. Shit, even I've started getting more looks from girls since I let my hair grow a bit longer and I'm about as sexy as a math textbook.
#474864 to #474853 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>guys without long hair
let me guess, you're under 6' tall, aren't you, elk?
#474867 to #474864 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
What does height have to do with anything?
#474873 to #474867 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Hit you with my trap card, elk.
Only a manlet would ask what height has to do with anything.
Height has to do with everything, Mr. Shitgenes.
#474874 to #474873 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Oh, I've got you. That's funny.
#474861 to #474853 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
My dad (60) has long hair and he looks fine...
#474919 to #474861 - greenjacketcs
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Says the hippie libfuck.
#474865 to #474861 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
It looks trashy.
#474868 to #474865 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
GIF
>so do you but I don't bring it up
#474870 to #474868 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
"I know you are, but what am I?"
#474871 to #474870 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
A manlet.
#474884 to #474871 - aoeui
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(06/22/2016) [-]
wait how tall are you nigga
lol
#474960 to #474884 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
6 foot...
#474963 to #474960 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
how you gonna explain being a 6 foot tranny my nigga
you'll scare children lmao
#474970 to #474963 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I mean I didn't choose to be this tall?
#474971 to #474970 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
you choose to be trans instead of the identity given to you by the creator
so I mean
#474972 to #474971 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
If you think someone would choose this you are sorely mistaken.
#474974 to #474972 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I chose to be mentally healthy and sound and i do my best to keep my body such as well
#474975 to #474974 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
You chose to, or you just are?
#474976 to #474975 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I choose to be happy and not a delusional idiot
#474977 to #474976 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Are you choosing to be this retarded.
#474978 to #474977 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
you're literally a 6ft tranny who honestly believes girls will still like him
insultation rights left you a long time ago bro
#474979 to #474978 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
At least I'm secure enough not to need to make such pathetic attempts to tear other people down...
#474980 to #474979 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
care to expand upon what I'm insecure over? I'm at a loss for what insecurity makes people dislike trannies. most of the insecure people I know are whiny little bitches actually
but suit yourself. the majority of men in western countries and the vast majority in the world will think of you as a disgusting fag without finding you remotely attractive as a woman, I'm just putting this feeling into words for funsies
#474981 to #474980 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
Well I don't know do I, that's something to discuss with your therapist.

The only people who care what other people consider them are those who have no spine, and need others to prop them up.
#474982 to #474981 - aoeui
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(06/23/2016) [-]
aren't I the one who told you to talk to your therapist? how did that go? I had completely forgotten
and if you didn't care what other people consider you why would you parade as a woman? your entire idea of what a woman or man is is based on some clothing, long hair, and hormone treatment, thus paying EXTREMELY close atttention to what makes a woman a she, and you want to become that and be considered that
you're really ass at insulting other people realize this right. everything you say is true for yourself 2x over
#474863 to #474861 - alexanderburns
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(06/22/2016) [-]
elk is clinically retarded
it's best not to reply
#474877 to #474863 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
funnily enough so it platinum
#474973 to #474877 - platinumaltaria
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(06/23/2016) [-]
y u do dis?
#474878 to #474877 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
it
#474899 to #474878 - dalokan
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(06/23/2016) [-]
It
#474901 to #474899 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/23/2016) [-]
stephen king
#474902 to #474901 - dalokan
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(06/23/2016) [-]
The clown cannot honk if you cut his hands
#474866 to #474863 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
"Is a hamburger a sandwich?"
#474869 to #474866 - alexanderburns
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(06/22/2016) [-]
It was a topic angrily debated here years ago and I was calling back to that you fucking worthless retard newfag
#474872 to #474869 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Get out of the past, Alex. It's time to live in the present.
#474850 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I hate my habit of biting my nails. I'm one of those people who bite so much that it goes down to the skin and then bite into the skin too and then it just stings like fuck.
The problem is I don't really consciously so it. I only notice when it starts to seeing and at that point it's too late
#474879 to #474850 - thegrohltroll
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Put poison on your fingernails
#475061 to #474879 - tvfreakuk
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(06/23/2016) [-]
It's not really poison but there is stuff you can get for that. It's basically a horrible tasting ointment that parents put on kids thumbs to stop them from ducking them.

I don't know if they still do that, or if it was even specifically for that but some guy I knew in primary school had his mam do it
#474854 to #474850 - wolt
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I can pick my nose and eat it too.
#474852 to #474850 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I used to chew my nails then one day I just used a nail trimmer and haven't chewed them since. But since you're doing it subconsciously I doubt it's that simple for you
#474849 - balor
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>Talking to some people at School
>Talking about dogs
>Try saying, "I have a way with dogs. I'm really good with them."
>Say, "I have a thing for dogs."

Another one

>Talking to friend about porn
>"Dude, porn has such bad writing."
>Try saying, "What if I wrote a porno with good writing."
>Say, "Dude, we should make a porno."
#474950 to #474849 - thedudeistheman
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(06/23/2016) [-]
It takes years to develop this kind of comedic timing.
#474851 to #474849 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Something similar to the second one happened to me once. When I was a senior, we had to get into groups and make a video project for my computer class, and I jokingly suggested to my group that we should make a porno, and let's just say that it was not well-received.
#474855 to #474848 - wolt
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Yeah... What about it? It's just platinumaltaria being retarded again.
#474857 to #474855 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
/religion/142488#142488
#474856 to #474855 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I just think it's hilarious how everybody seems to get into the same retarded arguments with him.
#474858 to #474856 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
There was literally no argument, I wrote a 1 word response.
#474859 to #474858 - wolt
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Until you insulted a guy for being a Christian philosopher.
#474860 to #474859 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
It was a joke you moron. If you didn't want jokes you are very much in the wrong location.
#474847 - gibroner
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(06/22/2016) [-]
M&T Bank is fucking terrible they used to have it so you could deposit a check via the atm and the first $200 would be immediately available but now they stopped doing that but they still gave you option to get cash back from the check you deposited so I tried to do that today and when I pressed the cashback option they would only allow to withdraw money that was already in their instead of letting me take some money from the goddamn check. So now I have to wait til tomorrow to have access to my fucking money I fucking hate this shit stain of a bank so goddamn much
#474845 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
My Great Pyranese went missing the other day, so we had been searching for her and found her in a stream yesterday, but she couldn't get out because her back legs don't work anymore. My dad and I got her out and took her home, and she's just lying around. She's been trying to walk, so that was cool, but her water was red with blood. I imagine that we'll have to put her down.

Also, I pulled a muscle in my back from carrying her. It hurt sooo badly.
#474846 to #474845 - Elk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Thank God. I found a position in which I can breathe comfortably and lie not awkwardly.
#474839 - gibroner
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(06/22/2016) [-]
There's a state park near where I live that me and my friends like to go hiking at because there's a lot of trails nice scenery and stream running through it. But the downside is people ride their horses through it all the time. They fucking tear up the trails there are certain spots where the horses have churned it up so bad that the trail is basically a god damn mud pit where you're likely to lose your fucking boots. and you can always tell those parts because they're covered in hoof prints plus they shit all over the trails and even though at the entrance to the park there's signs that say "please pick up after your horses" they never fucking do. It's illegal for anyone to even ride a bicycle on the trails because they're worried about the damage they'd do but these rich dicks are allowed to turn the trails into goddamn sinkholes with their horses
#474844 to #474839 - enlightednatzie
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I hate horses so godamn much. How hard is to remove the shit with a shovel after the horse? No, fpr the love of god just let the steaming pile of horseshit take up half the road you lazy horseowning fucks.
#474823 - ferrettamer
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>go to Taco Del Mar
>mom orders the 3 tacos cause it was the deal of the day but only wants two so makes me eat the other
>not paying much attention cause i was thinking of the dank ass burrito i was going to get
>get the reaper salsa cause the only thing i associate reaper with now is overwatch
>girl looks at me like i'm retarded
>forgot that the reaper pepper is the hottest pepper in the world
>remember after i finish my burrito, get scared and fill up my drink just in case
>it wasn't even spicy
like seriously, it was hardly hotter than the habanero i had on my burrito, it was clearly not real reaper peppers, fucking false advertisement bullshit
#474825 to #474823 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>expecting quality out of milton kfc/taco bell
#474826 to #474825 - ferrettamer
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(06/22/2016) [-]
taco del mar you aspie
#474836 to #474826 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Literally all mexican food is the same
#474842 to #474836 - anon
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(06/22/2016) [-]
mexican food in USA*
#474837 to #474836 - ferrettamer
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(06/22/2016) [-]
good thing taco bell isn't mexican food, it's dog food
#474838 to #474837 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I'm a dawg
#474816 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>tfw conflicted between cutting or keeping the "bulk" going for a bit more
#474818 to #474816 - sugoi
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I don't get this joke.
#474824 to #474818 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I couldn't find the right feels pic I wanted so I went with this one
#474840 to #474824 - tvfreakuk
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(06/22/2016) [-]
I don't know if they mean this also, but I think that they're talking about the comment itself.
Or at least, I just personally didn't get it... Bulking? Cutting?
#474841 to #474840 - bladeboy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Bulking is eating a surplus of calories to put on mass, cutting is lowering your caloric intake to cut excess fat.
#474843 to #474841 - sugoi
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Oh I thought you were cutting yourself like an emo kid.
Yes that clarifies a lot thank you.