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#447460 - murrlogic
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(01/05/2016) [-]
>When its 1 in the Goddamn Mother Fucking Morning and you can't sleep because you're having that moment in your life again where you just wanna be with your Ex

I miss kissing.

I'd give up sex forever and be a permavirgin just for kissing and cuddling

Yes I don't fucking care. I get that I am useless in bed so I am willing to make this compromise but what the fuck am I suppose to react to her telling me "You fuck like a 10 year old boy."

She also drank and smoked pot a lot. A beautiful creature like herself should be taking that shit in moderation not every hour of the day that is how she destroys the fuck out of her body and ends up like my mom. I don't want someone I love killing herself because she hates life

Fucking hell I go drinking every other day due to the stress of my job.
#447479 to #447460 - adunsaveme
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Do you just make this shit up so you can keep posting this art

Cloth still outshines everything else, boyo
#447468 to #447460 - shenro
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(01/05/2016) [-]
>"You fuck like a 10 year old boy."
how does she know how a 10 year old boy fucks?
#447462 to #447460 - mondominiman
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(01/05/2016) [-]
You have problems mate but being hung up on your ex shouldn't be one of them
#447452 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
So, I was chatting with this cute chick, and she started talking about having weird pains in her coochie. I'm like, "Well, send me a picture." She wouldn't do it. Then, she started talking about having scratches and bruises on her hooters. I'm like, "Well, send me a picture." She wouldn't do it. Then, she started trying to do this weird role-playing crap with me, so I blocked her number.
#447470 to #447452 - ieatbengay
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(01/05/2016) [-]
you did the right thing
#447453 to #447452 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
she was probably insane or retarded. dodged a bullet there.

a pussy bullet. shame on you for letting it go
#447455 to #447453 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Then how did you catch me?
#447456 to #447455 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
love is faster than a speeding bullet, slower than a beating heart
#447449 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(01/05/2016) [-]
>When people say they're attracted to most races except for one or two
Fuck you. I'm no SJW, but this still pisses me off. Just fucking say you're attracted to attractive people, because I guarantee you if some hot black chick or hispanic chick or dude came up to you ass naked wanting some you wouldn't even think about race at that point.

I know it's not racism or anything, but my point is why even fucking say it? You know there are attractive people of every race out there, so what's the fucking need of saying it just to be edgy??
#447471 to #447449 - ieatbengay
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(01/05/2016) [-]
depends on what they meant by attraction

sure most guys would fuck any girl if they came at them naked but that doesn't mean they're attracted to them in the sense that they want a relationship with them
#447469 to #447449 - shenro
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(01/05/2016) [-]
i've never fapped to a real black chick drawn black chicks can be pretty hot so i dunno if i would bang one. also my sex drive is pretty much offline after i fap, so if she came up to me 10m after i fapped, i would probably decline.
#447454 to #447449 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
no its entirely possible to not be at all attracted to "attractive" people and to have a high racial preference
#447450 to #447449 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Because you're just plain wrong.

I am literally only attracted to two races. White people and gray Can we call them gray? Half black/half white mix. people.

I'm not attracted to black girls, though. Sure, there can be hot ones, but most of them look like Donkey Kong. Would you bang this, the third result for a Google image search of "average black girl"?

However, most white girls I see are very pretty to me. I think it's okay to say that I am attracted to that race, but why would I say it for a different race if I only like a handful?
#447444 - gibroner
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(01/05/2016) [-]
#447447 to #447444 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
i mean it's the law, but the law isn't always right
#447451 to #447447 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
In which way is this wrong?
#447592 to #447451 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/06/2016) [-]
Sure, they're here illegally, but I mean, as far as I know it's really fucking hard to get in here legally, and these people are usually trying to do all they can to find a job and live a comfortable life because lets be honest central america is a piece of SHIT. These people are just trying to support themselves and their families, something they could barely do and in some cases not at all do in central america.

I just feel like it's morally wrong. I know they can go through the whole process and come here legally, but as an american citizen that has taken a sample test of what the immigrants take, it's fucking hard as shit.
#447594 to #447592 - Elk
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(01/06/2016) [-]
Morally wrong? How is it morally wrong to just hand out freebies when there were other immigrants who did it the right way? Basically, you've cheated them. The test could be easier, but I don't think that just letting anybody live here is right.
#447601 to #447594 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/06/2016) [-]
How is it freebies? I'm not sure they're getting paid for no labor, but then again I'm not so confident I know much about the united states welfare system. Also, as I've heard from pretty much everyone, immigrants are a boost to an economy, not a drain. So it's not like it's freebies.
#447605 to #447601 - Elk
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(01/06/2016) [-]
I'm talking about just letting them stay. It's not fair to the ones who have followed the rules to get here.

Why should illegal immigrants get welfare? Put nothing in. Get money back?

I don't think that it's actually a boost. That sounds like a lot of crap. How would more people who don't pay taxes and may or may not get government benefits be a boost?
#447607 to #447605 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/06/2016) [-]
and that's where i think the law is wrong, fuck the entire system just let em in not really, but people are gonna get in illegally, may as well make it a little easier

I'm not saying they should, I'm asking if they do. As far as I know, since they're illegal, how the fuck do they even sign up for it?

Cheap labor and they're much more likely than us normal american citizens to open a business, maybe with enough mexicans we'll be able to compete with china on useless goods created.
#447613 to #447607 - Elk
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(01/06/2016) [-]
It should be easier, but we shouldn't just let them in because "they would get here anyway".

Falsified documentation, I guess.

Cheap labor, but we want to legalize them and increase minimum wage? I'm also not sure that I believe that about them being more likely to open a business here. In my whole life, I've never run into a Mexican-run business. I'm also not sure how they would do it illegally.
#447459 to #447451 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
pls don't feed shibe attention. he's the resident 13 year old homo faggot of the hating board. at any given chance he'll prove he's more pretentious than you thought previously possible
#447442 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
>girl complains that we don't talk much anymore
>get ignored half the time I talk to her

She has talked about suicidal thoughts before, and I just keep getting reminded of how she does that stuff. I told her that she should go through with it. Not to her face or anything, but I still feel bad when she does this stuff. Like, I don't talk to her, so I'm a jerk. I do talk to her, and I'm ignored. Stop messing with my composure, man.
#447430 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
This'll be my first election I'm elligible to vote in, and coincidentally this is the worst candidate list I've seen in an election.

yay

inb4 trumpfans
#447458 to #447430 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
acceptance for all
#447441 to #447430 - Shiny
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I voted third party last year and will probably do so again, since the DNC is dead set on giving Clinton the nomination.
#447457 to #447441 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
BERNIE CUCKLERS
#447443 to #447441 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Why don't you just write your favorite candidate's name on a piece of paper and throw it in the trash can yourself? It will save you a lot of time.
#447425 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
why is the hating board and to a lesser extent funnyjunk so damn autistic? can someone pls explain that isn't a retard
#447445 to #447425 - cycloneclone
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(01/05/2016) [-]
shut up meme
#447440 to #447425 - ferrettamer
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(01/05/2016) [-]
yea i can explain
#447424 - teoanon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
So I'm watching porn, right? And I find this video, but it one of those short 3 minute clips. I didn't know the title but knew the actress so I thought, "Maybe I can search a list of pornos she's been in" and I did that. I came across a list of what she's been in on IMDB. While I was doing that I came across the title of something she was in called Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy and thought, "Aye, resurrected mummy goddess porn sounds pretty hot" it turns out it wasn't a porno it was just some really shitty film featuring a pornstar in it and I was so fucking upset.

To add to that I can't even find HQ Egyptian Goddess Roleplay porn. Hopefully one day Brazzer's script writers will fix that shit.
#447446 to #447424 - cycloneclone
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(01/05/2016) [-]
you suck at haxball
#447448 to #447446 - teoanon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yea, but I still won our skirmish.
#447431 to #447424 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
The only reason I look at chinese cartoons is because there's so much more variety.
#447438 to #447431 - dalokan
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#447434 to #447431 - teoanon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I feel ya, but I was looking to switch things up.
#447426 to #447424 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
you're supposed to be dead
#447429 to #447426 - teoanon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
The hitman failed.
#447413 - ohemgeezus
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(01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
I don't know if I'm supposed to feel bad for this Steve Avery guy in this "Making a Murderer" Netflix documentary, yeah he was wrongfully jailed for 18 years, but he's an absolute scumbag

I do feel bad for his parents, though
#447432 to #447413 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Is that the guy who admitted to being a murderer just so he could get a documentary about him?
#447437 to #447432 - ohemgeezus
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Pretty much, he was arrested for allegedly raping someone he didn't rape because the police hated him for running his cousin off the road and pointing a gun at her, who was the wife of a cop. I'm on 2/10 of the documentary right now and it's just getting to the girls disappearance of the woman
#447409 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I really am getting tired of all these shows mixing in harsh drama and comedic entertainment.

I get that comedy comes from misery and that drama helps make the comedy more human and realistic, but then you have shows that portray a heartbreaking story of a character with cancer along with somebody pratfalling to a laugh track.
#447414 to #447409 - murrlogic
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Give me an example of what you're talking about?
#447415 to #447414 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
That recent Adam Ruins Everything episode about Death, or the Fresh Prince episode where Will gets shot.
#447416 to #447415 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
you mean you hate episodes like that, not shows.

if the both of those shows did that all the time then sure but you're talking about one episode.
#447417 to #447416 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Well, ARE did it out of nowhere and was a place I was unlikely to see it, so it made me more uncomfortable. And Fresh Prince did this shit ALL the time.
#447433 to #447417 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
ARE is kinda meant to make you uncomfortable since he does make you face some truths you aren't always willing to hear.
#447436 to #447433 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Not to mention it's one thing to make me uncomfortable in order to help me with the world around me, but it's another thing when it's storywise, or my life is put into question.
#447435 to #447433 - furiousmarshmellow
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Well, yeah. But I didn't fucking expect Mia dying and staying dead.
#447396 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
i kept watching this wikipedia page keep getting edited and edited from various people and then someone ruined the fun and locked it

it was so funny and now it's gone

fuck wiki mods
#447419 to #447396 - princessren
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah F moderators!
Doing there job and protecting the validity of their information and integrity of their website.
#447421 to #447419 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
fuck you ren you just don't understand
#447420 to #447419 - shibe ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
yea but it was actually funny and nobody probably goes to his wiki page anyways
#447411 to #447396 - Elk
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#447394 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
When your best friend jumps off you mid-flight between ledges
#447390 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
LAVATE LAS MANOS!
#447389 - Tyranitar
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Even other non-drinkers can't believe the idea that I don't drink. I don't understand why it's such a difficult idea to grasp.
#447391 to #447389 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
how come you don't do it
#447423 to #447391 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
sorry forgot my reaction youtu.be/fyEThSM4JnI?t=17s
#447427 to #447423 - ohemgeezus
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Do you not have a reaction folder?
#447428 to #447427 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
no actually. and I couldn't be bothered to go find a webm of this. if you must know, I have a small capacity SSD and saving every webm takes up too much space. also mostly just cause I'm lazy. I bought a new huge SSD but I haven't installed it yet because other reasons some of which because I'm lazy
#447422 to #447391 - aoeui
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(01/05/2016) [-]
it's a strange idea, not indulging in hedonistic behaviors. I don't expect you to readily understand it. just like how he also probably doesn't swish cum from 3 guys around in mouth or do cocaine, he also doesn't drink. hard to accept for you I know, since being a whore is all you know
#447401 to #447391 - Tyranitar
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(01/05/2016) [-]
2 reasons, really.

1. Few times I tasted alcoholic beverages, I didn't like it. I know some people will say "It ain't for the taste, it's for getting drunk, bro", but I also have no interest in getting drunk
2. Alcoholism is an issue in my family, and I've lost good people to it. Don't wanna risk it myself.

I've got nothing against other people drinking it, though. A lot of people seem to feel I'm antagonizing them for drinking when I say I don't do it myself. But it just isn't for me.
#447404 to #447401 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
That's completely fair enough, I don't understand why people would even bother arguing with you on those points they are completely valid. Even just being like "I don't wanna do it" is valid. If I knew somebody who'd never drank before and never wanted to I'd feel so bad trying to get them to drink.
My grandad was a pioneer but I dunno what happened cause absolutely nobody else in the family is lol
#447395 to #447391 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
A better question is why would you?
#447399 to #447395 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
cause im super fuckin good at it
#447400 to #447399 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I just don't understand why you're so proud of it. It's almost like bragging about smoking.
#447402 to #447400 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I obviously said that as a tongue in cheek thing. I just like it, I have fun when I do it. Do you get invited to parties? Do you sit and ask people with a scowl on your face like urgh why u gotta drink for ):<

Get over it lol
#447403 to #447402 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Okay, I can see that you're on your period, so I'll leave you alone.
#447405 to #447403 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
No I'm not and let's be honest if anybody is subject to hormonal aggression it's you so don't use that shitty low tier line on me.


#447406 to #447405 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I'm not on my period, if that's what you're implying.
#447407 to #447406 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Great thanks


Men do have hormonal cycles you know, meaning there is a time of the month when you lot are more subject to irritation. Obviously the extent of this varies from male to male, but there you go.
#447408 to #447407 - Elk
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#447410 to #447408 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
It is interesting you're just shit.
#447412 to #447410 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
"Those were the days. Merry Christmas, Chocodiles." :^)
#447393 to #447391 - dreygur
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(01/05/2016) [-]
One reason might be that alcohol tastes awful. Makes it easy for me to stop before I get shitfaced drunk.
#447398 to #447393 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Rum and coke/fanta, vodka and pure orange/cranberry juice, G&T, rosé wine, cider, guinness, desperados, baileys, buckfast, white Russians, malibu and milk etc

All of these taste good I think, no?
#447381 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I'm in such a playful mood, and no one will joke with me.
#447379 - ohemgeezus
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(01/04/2016) [-]
GIF
When someone doesn't get the hint that you don't want to talk to them
#447380 to #447379 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's the worst. Isn't it?
#447376 - gibroner
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Well the community theater company that I always did shows with during the summer just announced that they're closing their doors for good. I'm pretty fucking bummed out about that.
#447378 to #447376 - Elk
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(01/04/2016) [-]
It's your fault.
#447382 to #447378 - gibroner
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(01/05/2016) [-]
No the Jews did it
#447383 to #447382 - Elk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
No, you acting sucked that badly. :^)
#447384 to #447383 - gibroner
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga please I was perfect
#447371 - balor
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Not being able to have a dozen of crabs with old bay seasoning from the Crab Claw in St. Michaels Maryland because I live on the otherside of the country.
#447374 to #447371 - ohemgeezus
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(01/04/2016) [-]
TFW born and lived in MD for 8 years then moved to shitty Florida
#447377 to #447374 - anon
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(01/04/2016) [-]
I'm sure that Florida wasn't too pleased about it either.
#447368 - Tyranitar
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(01/04/2016) [-]
My stepdad maybe says like 3 words a day, and he still manages to be twice as loud as the rest of my household combined.
Dude can't just open/close doors or put things down, he has to slam everything. Walks like a 4 year old and can't pick up his feet, so there's always a long scraping sound as he walks by, and he's always coughing, hacking, and burping as loudly as possible, which I'm pretty sure is on purpose by this point.

But this is still much better than having to deal with my god-awful abomination of an aunt who still won't move out of my dad's house.