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#454393 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I just bit my smarthone in pure frustration.. Shits broken you and i need to buy a new one and when someone asks im just gonna say i dropped it. My fucking bank motherfucking shatstain little controller got lost and i couldnt update my bank-id on my phone because of that so i could apply for a new student loan. A minute after i had bitten my phone i found my bank-controller-module-security thing lying in an old bag.

Well on the bright side it was my moms old samsung s4 which became slower and slower... On the bad side i fucking broke it in pure anger and need to nuy a tablet.

Well i already got a laptop but its inconvienient to use it when you're dropping logs.

I have beaten more computers and smartphones than i want to admit
#454396 to #454393 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Tard: 1
Technology: 0
#454398 to #454396 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
That just proves that technology likr it exists today is expensive and retarded. Like, i could've aswell bee working and dropped it on concrete floor from 3 meters while switching song and it would also break. Thats what you get when you make telephones out of cheap and thin plastic.
#454397 to #454396 - anon
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#454399 to #454397 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Thats a nice leg, are you a girl?
#454390 - balor
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(02/03/2016) [-]
>Need cylinder shaped wooden block for science project
>Google, "Cylinder block home depot"
>Find nothing but cinder blocks
#454445 to #454390 - thesoulless
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(02/04/2016) [-]
You'd have a better chance of finding something like that at an art supplies store
#454381 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Getting really sick of le finebrothers meme
#454388 to #454381 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Me too, méms are usually funny for about three days, just look at the india shitting on the streets mém. Yeah, i know that certain indians shits on the streets but i am not so fascinated about it that i would thumb up several 4chan cut outs in a row.
#454376 - murrlogic
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Oh god I am extremely hungover right now so I'll make this post quick.

I honestly believe my "shitposting" bothers probably the absolute minority who frequent FJ because judging from my posting all I seem to do is piss off the same 10-20 people over again.

If I am somehow pissing off the smallest demographic imaginable then I don't consider it shitposting.
#454389 to #454376 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Nigga i am blocked by half of the politics board, and atleast three to five users on this board have me blocked. I have lost count a long time ago.
#454382 to #454376 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
"Cries the manchild that can't mange his finances and posts full names of his co workers"
#454378 to #454376 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Literally none of that makes any sense. Who do you think you piss off and why do you think the amount of people you "piss off" matters? Shitposting is shitposting
#454379 to #454378 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
He's saying that the only people who call it that are the same few people. If a few people call something by the wrong name, that doesn't make it so.
#454380 to #454379 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Except it's not a few people. He only shit posts on the boards, and he was practically ran out of autism or advice, barely anyone likes him here or video games. And shitposting is still shitposting, no matter how may pexpletive get "pissed"
#454383 to #454380 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Honestly, the only people that I've seen complain about it are users on this board, and you're the only one that I have seen do it constantly.

I also disagree with that last sentence. I think that it kind of does matter how may pexpletive :^) get mad. Isn't he just telling stories of his life? There's really nothing wrong with doing that. He may be doing the wrong things within the stories, but I wouldn't say that it affects the quality of his posts.
#454385 to #454383 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
He posts this on 3 other boards, exact same things.
#454395 to #454385 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
/advice/207699#207699

I think that I misunderstood what you meant. If you mean the exact same posts, there you go, but I don't see how it really matters. It's not like you've never repeated a story, right? I understand that he probably does it because it gets a rise out of people, but I find it to be a very odd classification. Even if they're made-up, he's just telling stories. You guys just seem to get overly angry about them.

If you were suggesting that he gets the same kind of flack, I don't see it.
#454387 to #454385 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Him getting backlash from three other boards still doesn't equate to a lot of people, though. It's also disheartening that other people are willing to stoop to ohemgeezus-level attacks.
#454384 to #454383 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
You've only seen people on this board because this is the only board you go on. And no I'm not the only one, hunter, chosen and a couple others do it too. You're confusing trolling and shitposting
#454386 to #454384 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
It's not the only one I go on. It's the only one I frequent, but I do visit the other boards every once in a while, and the only time that I've seen people respond to him negatively aside from here was in the backroom, and it wasn't as bad as it is here.

I don't recall hunter's posts, but I know that chosen's are always like, "You're such an idiot. I hate you so much. -thechosentroll." You're the only one who seems to get offended by the content of the post. It's like you try to dissect them to insult every aspect of his life. You do it quite often, really.

Eh, I'm not really confusing anything. I just fail to see the difference in the quality of his posts and the quality of yours or anybody else's posts. To me, it seems to be a very normal post.
#454391 to #454386 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Backroom was the one he got ran out of. If you honestly think it's not as bad as here, you're delusional. When he made his post about shad not making art for him people from there swarmed here bashing him.
I've never gotten offended by him, I just mock him and that's it. You're not very good at lying. I've just about never replied to him with more than two sentences. It's clear you're arguing just for the sake of arguing with me because I'm the only one that argues back, even though I try to avoid talking to you.

Go ahead and get your last comment, we both know you need it
#454394 to #454391 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
No, I wouldn't really call it an argument. It's more of a discussion. I don't like what you're doing, but that's beside the point.

The reason that people swarmed here was because he made a post about it there.

That's kind of annoying. Every time I say something to you, you redefine what you did just so that you don't have to agree with me and say that I am lying. "Remember when you mocked alexanderburns?" "I didn't mock him. I explained it to him." "I don't like how you attack him." "I didn't attack him. I just mocked him." You can call it whatever you want, but it's with the intention of being snarky, and that was the point that I'm trying to make.

You don't have to be so defensive, man. I'm just saying that I don't think that the criticism is right. I don't really care so much for having the last comment. I just don't like for you to say dumb or wrong things and that just be it. You can have the last response if you want it, but you're going to have to actually say something of substance instead of just, "I win because I have proven that you have a big ego." It's just not really the point.
#454377 to #454376 - epicscorpion
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(02/03/2016) [-]
As much of a faggot as you are, you're our special faggot, and this place wouldn't be the same without you.
#454375 - Elk
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#454372 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I'm getting really tired of people attacking Cruz. Donald Trump is my favorite, and he's been that way since about 2011 or so, but this whole "Cruz is a Canadian" banter has gotten old. He's eligible for the presidency, so that needs to stop. Secondly, he's the second best candidate running. Thirdly, his Ned Flanders impression is flawless, and he read Green Eggs and Ham to his daughters on the Senate Floor. He seems like a nice guy as well. I hope that Trump will pick him as his running mate.

Also, I'm tired of how Donald Trump uses an insult, so all of his supporters start using them.

Trump: Jeb has no energy.

Everybody else: LOL LOW ENERGY JEB HAS NO ENERGY ROFL
#454370 - shenro
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(02/03/2016) [-]
fuckin xcom enemy within is bullshit, theres a fuckin advanced alien civilization attacking and yet exalt with their stupid laser rifles are far more dangerous because they magically dodge every one of my attacks and no scope my soldiers with ease.
#454457 to #454370 - robotvoice
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(02/04/2016) [-]
dude...
exalt are fucking weak as fuck man,
you're just unlucky.
#454371 to #454370 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
get good
#454368 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
>Video maker uses a dank as fuck version of a song you really like
>They don't put the name of it in the description
>You can't find it in the comments
>Searching for it brings up nothing
#454364 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
>having to take a shower before you go to the gym
>having to take a shower after you get back from the gym
#454392 to #454364 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I showered earlier today but that was only because i masturbated, shit was so cash, and then i gym'd with my bro and showered afterwards too. But i only changed clothes after my first shower. Im just gonna take a roll on in my armpits tomorrow befor i go to school.
#454365 to #454364 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Before? Why?
#454366 to #454365 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I don't want to smell bad before I get there, like I'm just a smelly person for no reason.
#454367 to #454366 - balor
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Then stop pooping in your pants.
#454363 - balor
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(02/03/2016) [-]
When someone says slave songs are better than Irish sea shanties.
#454374 to #454363 - epicscorpion
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Who in all the seven hells says that
#454360 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I am physically tired after my masturbation pass. Pew, that was some real intense shit going on. Think im going to sleep now.
#454358 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Day for off nosnus challange: I am only feeling slight for snus but its getting weaker and weaker.
#454352 - ZenMacros
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I hate video players that don't hide the mouse.
#454351 - thegrohltroll
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Classes that start at 8am
#454369 to #454351 - thechosentroll
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Classes that end at 8PM
#454373 to #454369 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Classes that start
#454333 - superchrischan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
THE WIND IS HOWLING OUTSIDE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS SAYING MOO!

IM SPOOKED AND I HATE IT!
#454343 to #454333 - cycloneclone
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(02/03/2016) [-]
#454344 to #454343 - superchrischan
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#454345 to #454344 - cycloneclone
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(02/03/2016) [-]
sorry
#454346 to #454345 - superchrischan
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#454347 to #454346 - cycloneclone
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#454338 to #454333 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
It's your dad ghost saying BOO
#454339 to #454338 - superchrischan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
that fat piece of shit ain't dead yet
#454340 to #454339 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
prove it
#454341 to #454340 - superchrischan
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#454335 to #454333 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Tell it to stop.
#454324 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Why the fuck is every content on this site so fucking huge?!
#454332 to #454324 - thechosentroll
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Fagmin made a new thing, where it automatically enlarges the images.
#454336 to #454332 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
goddammit fagmin.
goddammit fagmin.
#454313 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
This is gonna sound like the fucking most first world problem NA 2016, but fuck it:
My parents, my sister, and my aunt were all planning on doing this trip to Peru to going hiking up the mountains and some shit to see the beauty of the country and Machu Picchu and all that jazz and whatever.
So my mom has been hounding me so hard to go on this trip, and no disrespect to Peru, but I really don't give enough of a fuck (approximately $5200 for the round trip per fucking person) to go on this trip. And fuck, this is the same woman who has been bitching at me constantly to get a fucking summer internship or job, so fuck you I'd rather work and make some fucking money than go on this trip "for da experience of it."
Up until tonight, this strategy of just saying "No thanks, I really don't want to go on the trip" has worked.
All of a sudden, at 10:50, about 1 hour and 10 minutes away from 2/3/2016, my Dad texts me 20 times in a row. I think oh shit, what did I do wrong. But oh wow lookie here, turns out my aunt can't go on this trip because like every other normal person, she doesn't have time to take a fucking 8-10 day camping trip in peru. So in order to salvage all plans, I TOTALLLLLYY JUST HAVE TO GO now. They TOTALLY HAVEEEEE TO buy the tickets first thing tomorrow, and I HAVE TO BE the one to fill that one person gap that will otherwise halt all planes attempting to fly to Peru. They will all crash and burn, and the hills of Peru will shrivel up and die.

Holy shit fuck me, its genuinely one of the worst possible trips they could try and organize and force me into. For that amount of money, which is gonna add up to fucking 20k for fucking one trip, we could go on a big fucking tour of europe (or at least a few of the big countries), we could go on a 15+ day cruise fucking anywhere, we could go to any state in the US, two weeks in Japan, 10 days at the Bahamas, FUCKING ANYTHING. ITS A FUCK LOAD OF MONEY. WHY DO I WANT TO WALK AROUND HILLS IN FUCKING PERU FOR THAT MUCH MONEY?!
And the worst part is that regardless of whether or not I fucking want to go on to this trip, afterwords my mom will bring it up constantly and hold the ridiculous amount of money it cost her over my head EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT. I can guarantee that she will say "Oh I take you to Peru, to da mountains, and you don't even want to get a job to repay me this Fall semester?" because that's how she operates.
Fuck me up fam
#454317 to #454313 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Make sure to chew coca leaves and maybe drink some tea so you don't pass out
#454318 to #454317 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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#454319 to #454318 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I mean it seems like you might go so I thought some advice would be nice :/
#454320 to #454319 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure looking that way
Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to snort a few coca leaves while i'm at it
#454322 to #454320 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
What else, uh

1. If you take a taxi anywhere, make sure it's from one of those call companies.
2. Walk in groups at night.
3. Don't tell anyone where you're staying and at what times you are staying and going out.
4. Put your money in your sock, carry maximum 20$ in your pocket
5. Don't feed the homeless. Don't tip them, Don't acknowledge them.
6. Don't follow strangers
7. Don't kick the llamas
#454323 to #454322 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Damn so pretty much just like my trip to Honduras, only i'm supposed to be going to Peru for fun
#454326 to #454323 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Also fancy restaurants horribly overprice and are often awful. Local restaurants are usually managed by families that know their cooking
#454327 to #454326 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Roger dat fam
#454328 to #454327 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Oh, if you want a good breakfast, I'd also recommend searching a bakery at around 7:30-8 am and buying the bread. They usually make fresh batches each day.

Seeing how it is Cuzco, maybe some dairy farmers might sell milk too. I remember one did in the province I went to, and fresh milk is kind of an experience on its own.
#454325 to #454323 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
I mean, you are pretty much going to an underdeveloped area. If you were spending time in Lima instead, then you would have to follow only half of them.

A few more:

1. Don't eat the fancy restaurant shit. Find local restaurants and slowly eat more each day. Food in Peru is mostly organic, so it has bacteria not found in your intestinal tract.
2. Learn to say no.
3. Don't fuck the natives. At least, not the ones in Cuzco
#454310 - youngneil ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
/Being+on+the+wrong+side+of+rekt/funny-pictures/5820051/

People actually think what happened to the girl was justified.
Yeah, she's a cheating piece of shit, but fucking hell that's just horrible. I really hope this story isn't true.
#454359 to #454310 - ohhh
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(02/03/2016) [-]
She attempted murder, and is a cheater, and also sounds like an emotionally driven cunt who can do no wrong. "It's not my character" you did it, it's in your character. She's all like "i know i'm evil" but never actually feels like she believes that. I bet she would of went on to destroy more lives in the future.
#454349 to #454310 - sugoi
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(02/03/2016) [-]
You know it sounds excessive and I'm inclined to agree but she's still a complete piece of shit.

Mainly because despite you know, all that's happened she's still flinging insults at him throughout the thing. And not only that but after admitting she cheated and that it was her bad she immediately says she isn't a cheater? what the fuck? "I'm not a cheater. It's not part of my character." She says that right after admitting to cheating? seriously?

I think he should have left her the hell alone after fucking her best friend but I guess people do tend to like punishment that go way beyond the crime.
#454350 to #454349 - sugoi
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Also I'd like to say the cheating gal is the one that fucked up her family, instead of handling it herself she told both her father and her uncle which brought on the family fuck up.

And she's blaming him for it.
#454342 to #454310 - thebestpieever
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Revenge is a pretty fucked up concept in the first place. Fairly childish and impulsive, to assume both that Causing more pain will alleviate yours and that you are the angel of retribution fit to judge and dispatch the appropiate retaliation for your wrongs.
#454329 to #454310 - dalokan
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(02/03/2016) [-]
It was dubiously OK until he got her fired, but what he did afterwards was just overkill
#454321 to #454310 - misticalz
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(02/03/2016) [-]
hahahaha
#454314 to #454310 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Give me the TL;DR
#454315 to #454314 - youngneil ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Girl cheats on guy, guy takes her back, cheats on her, gets her fired from her job, fucks girls best friend, cousin, and sister and turns them against her which ultimately destroys her family, and goes out of his way to make sure her next relationship is ruined.
#454316 to #454315 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/03/2016) [-]
If it was a one night stand when she was drunk, I would agree he went too far but I skimmed through it and saw she cheated for 2 months, while they were engaged. I can't feel bad for her
#454362 to #454316 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Two wrongs don't make a right.
#454308 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
>prettiest girl in school had a crush on me
>kept telling myself that there was no way
>did nothing about it
>she ended up giving up
>she got a boyfriend
>told myself that they'd break up eventually
>they are now married
#454357 to #454308 - enlightednatzie
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(02/03/2016) [-]
Same thing happened to me holmes, exept that girl got kinda fat.
#454311 to #454308 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#454330 to #454311 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE
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#454312 to #454311 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
No, they're seriously married now.
#454348 to #454312 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
It's the part where you said someone had a crush on you that they find hard to believe.
#454361 to #454348 - Elk
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(02/03/2016) [-]
That was the joke.
#454299 - masterboll
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(02/03/2016) [-]
youtu.be/3yl-5FOZcr0?t=4m17s
youtu.be/eNII9PDlFJ0?t=1m39s
youtu.be/x_JOV5rqKnI?t=3m54s

>TFW wanna be gangsta but the UK is too small to have distinctly dank handsigns for us to show and represent whenever we're throwing crumpets at a fellow african-american that resides in the other side of town