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#451075 - murrlogic
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Today was...a day.

I "passed" my interview (note the quotation marks) and went over to VOICES to schedule an interview with them for tomorrow at around 3 after Sensitivity Training.

So in conclusion....SAY gave the OK....VOICES gave the OK...but the issue? The County needs a 48 hour time period to flip a coin to see if they want me or not since there are only 3 positions available and according to that faggot Carlos (who recently became homeless after his babymama thru his ass out on the curve for being 6 months behind alimony payments) one of those positions was filled by a black girl naked Lenice a former Tomayo resident

Lenice is RATCHET. Straight up outta the fucking projects of Oakland's lowest class. Her resume shows she used to work at the Children's Village (before it shut down due to lack of funding and interest) but got the job since that place fucking sucks when it comes to managing foster youth and got the job simply because she could do nightshift.

Carlos said she recently got one of the positions and since I saw her today...i'm a little bit concerned at the moment. As long as I get the supposed "other 2" positions that are open for the moment I am in the clear.
#451108 to #451075 - anon
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(01/21/2016) [-]
HAHAHA LE SUCH A MEMELORD

you don't deserve anything.
#451105 to #451075 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
All I hear is waaaaaaah
#451094 to #451075 - adunsaveme
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Maybe you should apply for another job that has you helping other people, so you can complain about yourself and how hard it all is
#451092 to #451075 - anon
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(01/21/2016) [-]
can't you at least be happy you passed the interview?

Keep in mind you're not the only one going for the job and since you turned up hungover /hating/450979#450979 first god damn line , it wouldn't surprise me if they found someone more suited for the job.

do you even want this job? it doesn't sound like it.
#451093 to #451092 - murrlogic
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I want it more than anything.
#451120 to #451093 - adunsaveme
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(01/21/2016) [-]
prove it
#451096 to #451093 - anon
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(01/21/2016) [-]
the fucking act like it.

stop drinking before interviews and stop complaining about bullshit.
#451087 to #451075 - hitbyadriveby
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(01/21/2016) [-]
**hitbyadriveby used "*roll picture*"**
**hitbyadriveby rolled image** Fucking, Carlos. I swear to god, every day that passes, Trump's wall becomes more and more appetizing.
#451085 to #451075 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/21/2016) [-]
How do I unsubscribe from these?
#451074 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image**
My professor asked how many girls shave under their arms. Talking about societal norms and who follows them I don't know how many people raised their hands. I know that the professor did, and at least one other girl did.

The professor asked her why she doesn't. She basically explained that it looks okay because it's natural. If natural means beautiful, why wear makeup?

Not only does it contradict what she said, it defeats the purpose. Yeah, we can't see your jungle pits, but we know. Take a razor and either shave or kill youself.

Plz and thnx u
#451187 to #451074 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/21/2016) [-]
If its not the summer il let my armpits grow because who truly cares
#451188 to #451187 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/21/2016) [-]
But only for about 3 weeks then I give in, I actually just genuinely prefer it being shaven it feels nicer but sometimes you just kinda forget especially when you constantly wearing layers of clothing cause winter
#451095 to #451074 - hitbyadriveby
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Don't worry she'll get to that when she realizes nobody wants to fuck a gorilla.
#451078 to #451074 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I bet thirty million dollars you don't shave any of your gross body hair
#451080 to #451078 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Cool. Not really relevant, but cool.
#451082 to #451080 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Take a razor and either shave or kill youself.
#451083 to #451082 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I never said you were right? I really would prefer to keep that knowledge to myself.
#451084 to #451083 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Take a razor
#451086 to #451084 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
You don't even get the option. Just kill yourself.
#451088 to #451086 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
and either shave
#451089 to #451088 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Kill
#451090 to #451089 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
or kill youself.
#451091 to #451090 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Yourself
#451061 - balor
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Freshman - Dipshits
Sophmores - anxious dipshits
Juniors - Apathetic dipshits
Seniors - Dipshits who think they aren't dipshits
#451065 to #451061 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/21/2016) [-]
vbg memes belong on vbg, thanks
#451069 to #451065 - adunsaveme
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(01/21/2016) [-]
video bames goard
#451072 to #451069 - alexanderburns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
ebin
#451070 to #451069 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/21/2016) [-]
video board of games, newfriend
#451038 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I fucking hate having to ask people for rides to and from college. Infact as I type this it has been 4 hours past the time I thought I'd be home by now. They always ask me to fucking call or text them after I leave but then bitch about "Oh you should have done it earlier because the 30 seconds-a minute you spent to get here has been wasting my time". Like holy fuck. Yes I know I should get a car but at the moment money is low and I'm looking for a cheap used one. Hopefully I can get one soon so I can stop relying on these assholes
#451058 to #451038 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I'm gonna assume you've got a functioning pair of legs. How fucking long is the trip to your college?
#451106 to #451058 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
6 and a half miles
#451183 to #451106 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
OK, that's a good enough excuse to not walk.
#451053 to #451038 - dalokan
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Get a bus pass
#451049 to #451038 - bladeboy
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(01/21/2016) [-]
>give you free rides
>call them assholes
#451050 to #451049 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
>implying I'm not paying their fucking gas
#451043 to #451038 - anon
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(01/21/2016) [-]
get a bike.
#451044 to #451043 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Well... I don't know how to ride one. I know.
#451071 to #451044 - adunsaveme
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(01/21/2016) [-]
???????????????????
#451057 to #451044 - balor
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(01/21/2016) [-]
>Sit on bike
>Grab handle bars
>But feet on pedals
>Pedal bike

You will get the balance down in an afternoon.
Also, it's easier to balance at medium to high speeds.
#451046 to #451044 - Darianvincent
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(01/21/2016) [-]
>Autists that don't know how to ride a bike can drive cars
#451047 to #451046 - zeruaargi
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I disappointed you father
#451045 to #451044 - anon
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(01/21/2016) [-]
lern 2 ride then
#451019 - adunsaveme
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(01/20/2016) [-]
haha le sad dog hybrid girl so sad ;_________; xdd
#451023 to #451019 - alexanderburns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
much sad
very cry
wow
#451018 - muchname
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I'm so fucking sick of school kids' blatant disrespect of teachers. It goes like this; Kid has phone out, teacher tells them to put it away. They don't. Teacher wants to take it, kids say no. Teacher sends them out and they go off on a rant saying how they "done nothing" which is clear bollocks since you've been swearing out your ass for the last five fucking minutes. It's so fucking retarded how much some kids disrespect their teachers.
I aint even a kiss ass, I just get really frustrated by wannabe roadman pricks.
#451189 to #451018 - TheseChocodiles
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Didn't really happen in my school, if it did it was the ultimate entertainment and in the end the student always lost.

If I was caught on my phone I'd accept defeat or just say sir please or make up a lie about a sick uncle.
#451202 to #451189 - Elk
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Public school thing tbh fam
#451076 to #451018 - hitbyadriveby
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Honestly, just fuck him up bro. Get your sqaud and beat the shit out of him.
#451028 to #451018 - aoeui
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(01/20/2016) [-]
is the kid in question a black youth? just curious
#451031 to #451028 - muchname
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(01/20/2016) [-]
chav. Britain's version of a thug.
#451055 to #451031 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
The fuck'd you expect? From what I've gathered, chavs could hardly be considered a human being.
#451056 to #451055 - muchname
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(01/21/2016) [-]
mate I'm from norfolk; chav, polock and gypper central of the bloody UK.
But hey, at least we don't have any immigrants.
#451059 to #451056 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
At least I get the gypsy part. I'm bulgarian, live in one of the damn gypsy neighborhoods of the city. Thank god it's one of the better ones or I'd have gotten stabbed by now. I can't walk down the street without getting nasty looks from gypsies and muslims.

You know what the funny thing is? The city's crawling with muslims and there isn't a single decent kebab shop. Not one.
#451060 to #451059 - muchname
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(01/21/2016) [-]
yeah idk why. Kebab shops in britain are always owned by 1 of 2 people; angry turk that gets happier as you keep coming to the shop or the upbeat and always happy indian type. I guess they just like Britain more? And you're lucky you get the romanian gyppers. We get chavvy, scummy shaved head gypos and pikeys...
#451062 to #451060 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Oh, no, no. We don't get romanian gypsies. We have our own. Local ones, born and raised here for many generations. It's actually better this way, because they don't steal as much, because no one likes stealing in a place they consider their home. Instead, they get their less-stupid kids to find legitimate jobs and use the money to send their more violent and assholish kids abroad, so they can steal like crazy and send the money back home. There's some gypsy families around here who are richer than the locals, just because of that shit. Motherfuckers drive BMWs. Well, not exactly "drive", since the head of the family is usually nearly illiterate, so he couldn't pass a drivers' test even if he wanted to. They usually get one of their kids to drive them around.
#451063 to #451062 - muchname
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(01/21/2016) [-]
your gypsies contribute to society? lucky...
#451064 to #451063 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Well, I guess when they spend their stolen cash in this country it's kind of contributing. But I'd say they mostly just don't do much damage. Then again, these are the city gypsies. The ones living in remote villages may as well be fucking animals. In fact, they ARE fucking animals. It's fairly common to drive past a gypsy village and see someone fucking a sheep.
#451066 to #451064 - muchname
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(01/21/2016) [-]
tfw nearly all of where I live is villages and like three big cities. Gyppers are mainly on the far off so it's ok I guess.
#451067 to #451066 - thechosentroll
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(01/21/2016) [-]
I'm not surprised. From what friends and relatives, who've been to England have told me, it sounded like England is just London and a bunch of villages and mining towns.
#451068 to #451067 - muchname
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(01/21/2016) [-]
its actually a lot like medieval times, really.
A couple of big towns (manchester, liverpool, london, norwhich, cambridge, etc.) surrounded by villages. So yeah, your fam is correct. Hell, the only reason my home town is here is because Clay mining and a plastic factory.
But we did produce Hugh Jackmans mum and John Hurt lives in Cromers so theres that I guess.
#451014 - Tyranitar ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
>A majority of Congress voters against increasing Veteran's aid and 9/11 first responders' aid were Republican
>"Why won't these fucking liberals help our vets!?"
#451017 to #451014 - Elk
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(01/20/2016) [-]
They obviously aren't helping enough.
#450999 - freedomreturns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I'm not trying to humble brag, I hate that people watch my video where I ate that Sweet Sundae Ramen shit.
Who the fuck is even searching that up besides people who see the post from 4Chan where the guy talked about making it.
Also god damn, my voice is nasally and annoying.
#451052 to #450999 - bladeboy
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Tell your friend to shave
#451073 to #451052 - freedomreturns
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(01/21/2016) [-]
He looks worse clean shaven.
#451029 to #450999 - aoeui
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(01/20/2016) [-]
ASMR Sweet Sundae Ramen [Making || Eating || Crinkling || Squelching]
Sweet Sundae Ramen-Noodle Sludge
which one is you
#451051 to #451029 - bladeboy
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(01/21/2016) [-]
He's the angry beavers one
#451010 to #450999 - Elk
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(01/20/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It was cringey that you even made it.
#450982 - balor
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I love every part of dark souls except the 4 kings.
If I can beat the cunt who thought of the 4 kings, I just might, unless it is Miyazaki.
#450998 to #450982 - freedomreturns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
At least they're an interesting fight.
Not like Bed of Chaos which is largely bullshit.
#451054 to #450998 - balor
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(01/21/2016) [-]
Bed of Chaos is the second worst fight.
#451000 to #450998 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I'm not defending fromsoft, but in their defense, bitch of chaos was the last bosses scheduled to be made and they ran out of time. That said, it's the worst boss in the souls series
#451001 to #451000 - freedomreturns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Oh I know, that's why Lost Izalith in it's entirety is shit.
But yeah, even Miyazaki thinks of BoC as a mistake.
#451002 to #451001 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
It's sucks because that entire region is uniquely awesome and had so much to go for it but they didn't finish it
#451003 to #451002 - freedomreturns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I hope they get all the time in the world for 3.
Especially since it's the last Souls game. (Thankfully they said they still wanna do Souls-like games)
#451007 to #451003 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Are they still planning on doing Bournes?
#451009 to #451007 - alexanderburns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
yeah I can't wait for the next Jeremy Renner one
#451012 to #451009 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Who are you again?
#451015 to #451012 - alexanderburns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Chris Evans
#451016 to #451015 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
nice dX
#451008 to #451007 - freedomreturns
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Haven't seen anything about that actually. Hope so.
#450997 to #450982 - bladeboy
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(01/20/2016) [-]
4 kings was pre easy
#450996 to #450982 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I used to hate them too back when I was shit, they're pretty fun if you actually know how to fight them
#450979 - murrlogic
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I am so fucking hungover right now and its only 9 AM.

I have an interview soon. I am just....really fucking finished with my life right now.

That character from Undertale, I think his name is Burger Pants basically describes my life in a single sentence.
#451032 to #450979 - theism
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(01/20/2016) [-]
A hangover is caused by dehydration. Drink more water.
#450983 to #450979 - thechosentroll
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Please be done with life for good. End it. End it NOW.
#450980 to #450979 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
But mike, you're like 21
#450976 - anon
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(01/20/2016) [-]
What a fucking kid.
#451036 to #450976 - nimba
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(01/21/2016) [-]
You have to be outrageous or you'll stop being a band and just turn into merchandise.
#450981 to #450976 - balor
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Where can i get that "Kill the Kardashians" shirt?
#451011 to #450981 - Elk
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(01/20/2016) [-]
His closet.
#450977 to #450976 - Elk
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(01/20/2016) [-]
>"one their shirts"
>Not liking the Kardashians
>Not thinking that Kendall is the hottest one
>Liking Slayer
#450974 - Ihazfunkitty
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(01/20/2016) [-]
i really dont understand why our student company is in a fucking high school.
there are annoying children everywhere, its difficult to find for clients, the office room is pretty garbage we have a laydbug infestation going on , again the annoying children they open the door, knock on the door or throw shit in if the door is open , clients are difficult to find since were officially not allowed to search for assigments in the city next of us our school is located in that city, its way bigger than the city were in but were not allowed since the other student company is there
also holy shit i hate that other student company so much like goddamn. everytime we work with them something goes wrong for us. also im super jelly because they got a small cool looking house as location, instead of the shitty dump were stuck in
#450971 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
God fucking dammit FX now, I don't want to watch season 27 of the simpsons, when i'm on season 5, just play the goddamn show normally!

I also hate that I can't watch the simpsons in order without having to back out of the episode I just watched, unless I watch it from season 27 down to season 1.
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#450957 - enlightednatzie
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Slim Thug - Like A Boss When i take a fat shit but dont have to wipe
#450961 to #450957 - aoeui
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(01/20/2016) [-]
the houdini shit
#451037 to #450961 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/21/2016) [-]
For me it was severe constipation and it dried up my shits and made nothing slimey
#450952 - enlightednatzie
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Trying coffee enema

Y/N?
#450975 to #450952 - mrd
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(01/20/2016) [-]
fun fact
side effects of coffee enemas include, internal burns, infections and your heart stopping.
like shoving a glass jar up your ass, anything caffeine related should not go up your butt.
#450967 to #450952 - theism
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(01/20/2016) [-]
There are allegedly some benefits to it.
#450934 - ohhh ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
I can't stand people who have some odd hatred for humans. Like they want to hate humanity, and get incredibly pissy when you disagree with their reasons for hating humanity. "We kill so many animals" Yeah, just like other animals. We're just better at it, you think that animal would give two shits if it saw a field of dead humans? No, it'd see food. At least we have the decency to kill them fast, and painlessly. They could kill and rape a pregnant mother every day, and they'd never stop to think about what they were doing, not for 5 seconds. They're far worse then us, they're just idiots compared to us. "but we're killing the planet" no, we're harming the planet. We're sure as fuck not a death sentence to earth. We could be, if we wanted to, but we don't. They always say all living things are equal, until you start naming things like bacteria, and other such things, and ohhhh now only some things are equal. When you say they're equal you're assuming there's something there to be equal, it's not living things, because you trim your list like a hedge, so what is it. What do all animals that you decide are equal have, that humans also have, in equal amounts. And if so, all animals should be killed, everything should be killed. Because if all living things are equal, all living things are murderers, thieves, pure evil. I hate these people. Humans are the best damn thing to ever happen to this planet, it wouldn't be able to even look beyond the moon if it wasn't for us. We walked on other planets, and sent machines outside of the solar system. Fuck the shit eating cow. The cow isn't going to stop a meteor, that actually COULD kill the planet. And when the sun dies out, every living thing on earth will need us. Humans are the only chance this planet has.
#450978 to #450934 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
"Humans are the only chance this planet has"
what the fuck are you talking about?
Also, I think humans are shit but they are victims of their own nature, so it's not their fault.
#451027 to #450978 - anon
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(01/20/2016) [-]
So is your mum better or not?

Did she heal from the shank? Are you still on meds?
#451030 to #451027 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
This one seems like you're actually concerned
#450951 to #450934 - enlightednatzie
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Only hippies act loike that my man.
#450942 to #450934 - thechosentroll
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Funnily enough, we're in third place when it comes to killing species. I think we were at 13 or 14, while cats are well over 20. First place is held by cyan bacteria, who millions of years ago gassed the whole planet and exterminated almost all life forms on by creating a toxic gas known as oxygen. And, really, the "killing the planet" shit is stupid. The planet has survived another motherfucking planet ramming into it. Even if we look at life in general, mother nature is one tough bitch. Life's survived many extinctions and always recovers, no matter how bad it was. Life survived a rock the size of mount Everest hitting the planet, for fucks' sake. We could wipe eachother out with nuclear weapons and irradiate pretty much every square centimeter of this damn rock and life would still survive and recover.

Really, we're not the earths' "immune system". It doesn't NEED an immune system, because no matter how much the climate changes or how many rocks crash into it, the planet is going to be perfectly fine and life will still recover. We, however, would be fucked. So, really, we're not doing the planet a favor so much as we're doing ourselves a favor. We're not the sacred guardians of this moist rock. We're just yet another species that lives on it and is trying to survive.
#450943 to #450942 - ohhh ONLINE
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Well planets can die, jupiter may have been quite full of life, except one day something hit it that it just couldn't take. It's completely possible for that to happen to earth, a much more frail world, arguably inevitable. And on that day, only one thing will be standing between that threat, and us, and it's us.
#450944 to #450943 - thechosentroll
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(01/20/2016) [-]
Jupiter? The gas planet? The planet literally made of dust swirling around? You sure you didn't mean Mars?

And even if you did, Mars didn't go out with a bang. There wasn't a big cataclysmic event that fucked it up, it just had some bad luck. See, most of our planet is actually molten rock and metal, with just a thin crust floating at the top. Since it's molten, heavier shit sinks down, which is why the core of the planet is mostly made of molten iron and other metals (iron's just the most common). The pressure down there is so big that it actually compacts the iron and prevents it from melting. So you end up with an iron ball, floating in molten iron. It's gonna take me fucking forever to try and explain how it works, but basically that creates the earths' magnetic field. Said magnetic field deflects quite a bit of the shit space throws at us, acting as kind of a shield. Since Mars formed further from the sun, it doesn't have as much heat as the earth and over time it gradually cooled down enough for the core to slow down and eventually stop spinning, which made the magnetic field go away and left Mars defenseless against UV rays and solar radiation and shit, which basically sterilized the planet.

Mars never had a chance. Even if sentient life developed there, there's no chance in hell they could have prevented their planet from cooling down internally. In the same way, if the Earth did that (it actually is doing that, but so slowly it doesn't matter) we'd have no chance to stop it and we'd be fucked.

Planets don't get fucked up by little things like climate change or thermonuclear weapons. It takes something BIG to ruin their day. Too big for any species to prevent.
#450945 to #450944 - ohhh ONLINE
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Sorry for naming the wrong planet. But to say it'd need to be something to big for any species to prevent is a bit of a narrow minded view. if i went back 400 hundred years and said we have the potential to touch the moon, i'd get much the same reaction. If i went back a thousand years, and said we'd have flying machines that can go up to 1800 mph. I'd get much the same response. If there's anything to take from humanity it's to never assume we cant achieve the current "impossible". What's impossible now, is probable tomorrow. And i was not suggesting mars had sentient life.
#451020 to #450945 - adunsaveme
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Actually you'd get that response in those times because they don't have the scientific knowledge we have now, and as an advanced species we can know a hell of a lot more about what is and isn't possible

You're not the first person to spout this "what's impossible now is probable tomorrow" shit and it's just as stupid every time
#451024 to #451020 - ohhh ONLINE
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We're finding ways to change the world all the time, things that have the potential to make us far more powerful such as nuclear fusion. We're always finding new ways to make ourselves far better then thought before. That hasn't stopped. We do not know what the limit is. I saw your name, didn't know why but i thought "oh great this asshole". Good to see that thought was well placed. You've chosen your ground, it doesn't matter what i say, you wont change your mind.
#450946 to #450945 - thechosentroll
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Not really. Impossible things very much exist. And I don't think you quite realize the scale we're talking about here. Yes, we've managed to create a whole bunch of cool shit, but it's very, very, very, VERY tiny cool shit, compared to the size of a planet. In order to construct something big enough to affect an entire planet, we would need an absurd amount of resources. More than are available on the planet. And even if we had those, the laws of physics would just kick us in the balls and knock it over. A lot of the cool shit you see in movies and sci-fi stuff is actually impossible to make. For example, a Death star is so big it would generate enough gravity to collapse under its' own weight. A Dyson sphere would have holes blown through it every time a solar eruption takes place. Unless humanity comes up with some sort of material that defies the laws of physics and is completely indestructible, we can't build anything too big.
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Ty for the mention.
#451022 to #450973 - ohhh ONLINE
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#451021 to #450973 - adunsaveme
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quit it
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#450947 to #450946 - ohhh ONLINE
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GIF
"tiny". I couldn't tell you how we'd stop a meteor, or anything akin to that. I do not proclaim to. Although there are many people working on it. Such as NASA. If you want to go tell them your logic for why their attempts are in vain, and feel you can win them over and collect your noble prize, go right ahead. If you truly do feel your reasoning is sound, and that we could never stop something like what I've describe, please go inform them, i do not like wasted tax dollars.
#450954 to #450947 - thechosentroll
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I can. Cause meteors are also tiny and pretty easy to stop. If you see them from far enough away, it's enough to send a probe the size of a smartcar and make the probe sit slightly next to the asteroid. The gravitational pull between the two is enough to sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightly change the trajectory of the asteroid. However, that slight change is millions of km away from the planet, meaning the asteroid misses completely. It's one of the plans NASA has for stopping asteroids that are heading for us. For the ones that are too close for that to work, the plan is to just ram some shit into it, so it's knocked slightly off course and misses. You can't really "stop" an asteroid, you can just redirect it to the side.

And I'm not talking about meteors and shit. I'm talking about BIG events, like super novas, a solar flare hitting us or the planets' core deciding it wants to be a lazy bum and stop spinning. Those are the types of things that can completely wipe out a planet and we couldn't stop any of those. Shit, there's neutron stars in the universe called pulsars, which spin around like crazy, spewing beams of radiation from their axis. If one of those beams hit earth for even a millisecond, we'd all be fried before we can even realize what's going on. Nothing could ever save us from that shit. Luckily, the odds of one of them hitting something as small as a planet are pretty slim.
#450958 to #450954 - ohhh ONLINE
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Why, when you say we can not stop something, you say we will never have the ability to stop it, which is to say you've found humanities limit. And is also to say humanity has a limit. When you say "oh we could never stop this" you say not only is there a limit to what we can achieve, but you know where that limit is. Which is quite the claim. Why will we never be able to halt these things? Are you claiming there is literally no way in the entire universe to stop them? You're either claiming a species that is constantly getting more advanced, won't get that advanced, and you just know that. Or that we just don't cut it, and you just know that to. Or that there is literally no physical way to stop said things, and i suppose you just know that to. Which is it. What do you just know. Somehow.
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And why are we still arguing? I agree with your original point, I'm just correcting your statements. Cause some of them are physically impossible.

And, yes, yes there is. There is a limit to everything. See this graph? This is how the development of anything and everything looks. It starts off very slowly, there's hardly any progress over a long period of time. Then it starts slowly picking up and there's more and more progress until you reach a critical point where the progress starts feeding itself. Like how computers are used to make better computer parts, which are used to make better computers, which are used to make better computer parts. In theory, it's an endless cycle, in practice, physics is a bitch, because it doesn't allow for anything to be endless. Eventually, you start reaching physical limitations. You can only make a circuit so small before it loses its' ability to hold electrons in place and it start randomly shorting out. You can only make a building so big before its' weight starts causing it to sink into the ground. At that point, development slows down, because any new progress becomes harder and harder to make, because it requries more and more time and resources, because you're basically pushing the laws of physics. A modern day example of that would be the Large Hadron Collider. In the old days, if you wanted to see what a particle is made of, you'd just try to break it down by bashing it with a hammer or radiation or some shit. However, the smaller the particle, the harder it is to break it down, so they had to build bigger and bigger machines that do that until we ended up with the collider - a multi-billion dollar project, involving a dosin countries working together in order to build a whole underground complex, whichs' only purpose is to make two things hit eachother really really hard and break. It is VERY fucking impractical, so the progress is really damn slow.

Then, eventually, you reach a point where you either just go "Fuck it, developing this further isn't worth it. Let's go do something else." or hit a physical limit. For example, we can't dig to the Earths' core, because the temperature down there is 5000 degrees, while the most heat-resistant material humanity has melts at 4000. And even if it could handle the temperature, it'd still be crushed by the massive pressure, because the pressure inside the planets mantle makes the bottom of the Mariana trench seem like a puddle.

You're right, I don't know what the limit of humanity is, when we'll reach it or whether we'll even survive long enough to come anywhere near it, but I know it has a limit. Everything has a limit. Physics is a bitch like that.
#450985 to #450984 - ohhh ONLINE
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To melt down your argument "i do no know our limit, i just think it wont be good enough"
#450986 to #450985 - thechosentroll
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No, my argument is "We have a fucking limit. Everything has a limit. Humanity can not achieve do everything. There are some things that are just beyond our limit."
#450987 to #450986 - ohhh ONLINE
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So you claim to know the limit, that's the stance you choose?
#450988 to #450987 - thechosentroll
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No, I don't claim to know what the limit is, I claim I know it exists. Imagine I'm pointing at something in the distance, which you can't quite see, because your eyesight's not as good. I know that it's there. I don't know what it is, but I know that there is something there.
#450989 to #450988 - ohhh ONLINE
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I'm aware we have a limit. But when you say we cant do X. You inevitably claim to know where that limit is.
#450990 to #450989 - thechosentroll
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OK, then I'm making an educated guess as to what the limit is. I don't know for sure, but I can kind of tell. I'm making an assumption. Like assuming that if you jump into a volcano you're gonna die. You don't have to actually see it or do it to assume it's gonna happen.
#450991 to #450990 - ohhh ONLINE
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We've tested lava, we've seen things burn in it. We can not test what we're discussing here, that's the difference. This isn't some educated guess, it's just a guess. I could claim my guess is a educated guess to, doesn't add anything to my claims.
#450992 to #450991 - thechosentroll
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It's educated, because quite a few of the laws of physics state that there is a limit to everything.
#450993 to #450992 - ohhh ONLINE
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"I'm aware we have a limit. But when you say we cant do X. You inevitably claim to know where that limit is.". And around and around we go.
#450994 to #450993 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, I think we're gonna have to just do that thing where we agree to disagree.

Though if the end of humanity comes withing our lifetime I am SO gonna rub it in your face.
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And if something happens and we stop it, i'm going to rub it on your dick till it chafes.
#450935 to #450934 - anon
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when the sun dies out it will have turned the earth to charcoal long before that
#450936 to #450935 - ohhh ONLINE
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Okay when that happens, either way my point still stands. Humans are this planets immune system. Not too many planet have a fucking immune system.
#450938 to #450936 - anon
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humans are the planets symbiote at best
were in as much danger of turning this into a pile of ashes as we are to turn it into an utopic sci fi city world
pripyat and centralia and chittagong are one example
our massive cities and monuments are another
youre not gods gift to earth, m8 get your head out of your ass
#450940 to #450938 - ohhh ONLINE
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Humans are in no way going to kill earth. Even at our worst point in history. This planet has survived far worse then humans, we could kill earth, if we wanted to. This planet has been hit by another planet (which is how we got the moon) and survived. You think buildings and pollution is it's death sentence? You think us worse then that of meteors and volcanoes that blanket the sky world over? You're an idiot. Even the places you mention have forestation, and life. Nothing threatens humanity but humanity itself. And every day we kill less, steal less, and assault others less. The chances of us wiping ourselves out lessen everyday. I say again, we won't be the end to this planet, whats in space will. Unless us, humanity, saves it.
#450948 to #450940 - anon
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"Its ok that we may or may not kill all life in the planet but we're the good guys because I saw armageddon"
youre not a fucking hero
earth is your house not your god damn damsel in distress
#450949 to #450948 - ohhh ONLINE
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You're not offering arguments here. All you did was straw man me. And now, you're throwing a hissy fit.
#450950 to #450949 - anon
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because you're being ridiculous
you're not a hero because you saw a movie once where earth was fucked and humans saved it
one: the meteor threat has never been a worry of how will the earth survive because a planet can survive meteors just fine the threat is the meteor killing us thats what NASA is working on, not saving the planet, saving US
so having established earth A ROCK is not in danger of stopping being a rock what's left of value on earth? life
and we are left so we are valuable but we are also insanly good at ending life and extinguishing thousands of other life forms at stupid rates
of course we cant destroy a giant space rock thats wat suns do we cannot harness the power of a sun
we can only affect life on it and at that we're 50/50
#450955 to #450950 - ohhh ONLINE
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I never saw that movie, i don't even know why you started randomly throwing that claim around. As some sort of odd character assassination. And there are plenty of other things to worry about other then meteors, which can be at such sizes to end earth. We have the ability to do what needs to be done in times of need, all we need is the time a resources. There isn't a cap to humans, we just get better and better. To assume "oh you cant stop X" is to claim that there IS a cap, and you alone know where it is. And yes, eventually something that can end earth will inevitably happen, and when it does we're the only ones that have a chance at stopping it. In other words by saving ourselves, we save earth from the inevitable thing that threatens it. Earths not invincible, something will come by and swat it like a fly unless something is done. And i must point out every day we treat earth better, less pollutants, less deforestation, and better treatment of environments as a whole.
#450959 to #450955 - anon
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thats still the most ridiculous claim in the world
to claim that we are somehow gods gift to the well being of the world for something we havent done, may never need to do AND MOST LIKELY CANT DO BECAUSE ITS BIG ENOUGH TO DESTROY A FUCKING PLANET all the while ignoring that we have been the equivalent of a biological disaster this last century in which weve already killed 7% of all species in the world and have raised Co2 levels to 150% of what they have EVER been since the planet cooled down enough to have ice in it
but no we are a god given gift to earth because your sci fi novels say we could completely save earth from a black hole someday maybe possibly if it ever happens

humans are good, i am a human, i like humans
but you are an idiot
#450960 to #450959 - ohhh ONLINE
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I'm aware we're harming earth, already said that. And already added to that. And things such as an apollo as are estimated to strike earth every 100,000 years. It may not end earth, but it will be far more damaging to it's life then we could ever be. If you want to make such a big point on the damage we cause, i point you towards this, if the damage we cause has you heated, this thing should cause you to have a stroke out of pure anger. And the only thing that has a chance to stop this thing is us. You poorly, and often do not address my points, you straw man me left and right, you try character assassination often, and you stuff words in my mouth. I never claimed we could stop a black hole, you said i did. All you want to do is scream and pout like a child while adding nothing but fallacies to the discussion. You're an idiot, i'm done with this.
#450968 to #450960 - anon
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im not angry at what humans have caused
im on a computer right now and i appreciate it
let me explain it to you like the retard you are
if you come to my house and wreck it all to shit you are a bother the fact that MAYBE you could stop a thug trying to burn my house down in 50 years even though there's NO PROOF you can do that or that will ever happen doesnt make you any less of a bother you dont rectify MASSIVE damage with "ill make for it i swear"
but unlike that example humans arent bad because life is a good thing
that still doesnt make them the planets saviours either
#450969 to #450968 - ohhh ONLINE
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We have are aware of the orbit of many asteroids, they're going to reach earth at one point inevitably. This isn't a guess. Read up on them if you like. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Apollo_asteroids

No fuck off idiot.

#450904 - huntergriff ONLINE
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when Elk and Ohemgeezus argue over nothing on a meme site for autists
#450953 to #450904 - enlightednatzie
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>>#450905

Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up ohemgeezus. No one cares.
#450962 to #450953 - huntergriff ONLINE
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shut up, faggot.
#450963 to #450962 - enlightednatzie
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No.
#450964 to #450963 - huntergriff ONLINE
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Yes.
#450905 to #450904 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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smh fam, I haven't argued with him today, and probably won't for a while, tbh. At least I died down in arguing with him compared to a couple months ago. It's funny tho that you called us autistis because now he's going to have a bitch fit because he's against anyone using the word, unless it's directed at someone he dislikes, although he says he's completely against it
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>>#450953, clearly you care
#450906 to #450905 - huntergriff ONLINE
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we're all autists deep down inside
#450908 to #450906 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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GIF
#450924 to #450908 - freedomreturns
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Fuckin' love that movie.
#450926 to #450924 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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GIF
It's a really great film. Anything with Sam Elliott is automatically good
Watching this here scene the first time made me to happy
#450929 to #450926 - freedomreturns
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Shame about Sam Elliot's character coming down with a case of bullet holes.
#450930 to #450929 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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You're confused. Sammy baby got a minor wound(I think his leg) and took the train with the wives home, Bill Paxtons character was the one that died
#450931 to #450930 - freedomreturns
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Right you are, my bad.
#450932 to #450931 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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it was either an internetargumentswon.jpeg or this, but since this is the topic at hand I chose this
#451035 to #450897 - zeruaargi
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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF
#451026 to #450897 - topoftherock
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you're a loser. only way to stop being a loser is to better yourself. until then you're gonna keep being a loser.
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#450966 to #450897 - adunsaveme
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and tbh with the shit you say intentionally with full knowledge of the responses you'll get you don't deserve sympathy when someone insults you
#450965 to #450897 - adunsaveme
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if you actually made an effort to improve yourself you'd get a lot less shit
#450941 to #450897 - thechosentroll
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Wow, even the lame kids are mocking you.
#450933 to #450897 - cycloneclone
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lol
#450927 to #450897 - bladeboy
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>Buncha weebs on a imageboard criticizing other people
#450910 to #450897 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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#450901 to #450897 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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I like this jettom person
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#450903 to #450901 - jettom
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He blocked me so I can't reply to his every comment telling him to kill himself, but I try my best anyway.
#450913 to #450903 - rokkarokkaali
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kill yourself
t. murrlogic
#450914 to #450913 - jettom
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Sweet, thanks
#450894 - huntergriff ONLINE
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I love it when bagel bites burn the roof of my mouth, even they've been in the microwave for like...three minutes.
#450896 to #450894 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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... Why? Why would you ever put that trash in your body? Jesus christ, it takes like 15 minutes to cook up the equivalent and you easily slash the amount of random chemicals and fake stuff in 10.
#450928 to #450896 - bladeboy
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Aren't you an alcoholic degenerate
#450911 to #450896 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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you've been back for like a day and you've already made me lose faith in everything at least 3 times
#450902 to #450896 - huntergriff ONLINE
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Why would TheseChocodiles put drugs in her body?
#450912 to #450902 - TheseChocodiles
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Sometimes you are at party or a club or a festival and you just know that drugs will make it that little bit more fun and also means you can stay awake for longer. It's funny people don't believe you that you take drugs occasionally for fun, like there has to be a morbid reason. Unfortunately I was never abused mentally or physically and my mental health is completely intact as somebody who was never suffered from depression.



Also ohemgeezus, I live in a city bitch and travel like 7 times a year. It ain't boredom, genuinely I never feel bored.
#450915 to #450912 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Yeah but how many grass hills and potato farms are in this "city"?
#450917 to #450915 - TheseChocodiles
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Like none that I'm aware of, we have a castle and at the end of my road there's a big forrest with a pretty lake.
But we also have a halfway house, a house for pedos, a graveyard and a big shopping centre close too so life's a bitch I guess.
#450918 to #450917 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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geezus, dude, I thought it was rough over there, but you guys have a king too? Do you guys have to still deal with the plague that sweeps across your country and neighboring countries raiding your villages, too?
#450920 to #450918 - TheseChocodiles
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The fuck are you talking about? Having a castle doesn't automatically mean we have a king. We have loads of castles throughout the country, they are just historical landmarks not places where kings live.
#450925 to #450920 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Do you even know what castles are for? Kings live in them, dude, along with queens and their princes and princesses, like in those movies and shows. They give out royal decrees and raid neighboring countries. Pick up a book and put the drugs down, lmao
#450937 to #450925 - alexanderburns
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me and princessren should get a castle
#451004 to #450937 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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That would been you'd have to stop being a NEET
#451005 to #451004 - alexanderburns
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ebin been bubby
#451006 to #451005 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Thanks man, its always a good feeling to get complimented on your hard earned me-mes
#450907 to #450902 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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I think it's because there's literally nothing in Ireland other than potato farms and grass hills, so they gotta pass the time
#450900 to #450896 - TheseChocodiles
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Wait what's so bad about a bagel?
#450909 to #450900 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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There's nothing wrong with a bagel. There's everything with "food" you can "cook" in your microwave.
#450916 to #450909 - TheseChocodiles
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Yeah its not great but I mean sometimes it just tastes good