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#454225 to #454126 - bladeboy
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I hope that kitkat was halal
#454161 to #454126 - balor
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(02/02/2016) [-]
>Muslim person in america
>Feeling that entitled

Do they live under a rock?
#454186 to #454161 - ohemgeezus
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(02/02/2016) [-]
>uk
#454142 to #454126 - thechosentroll
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(02/02/2016) [-]
She's a law student. She knows fully well that they'd rather just give her some damn chocolate than deal with her shit.
#454128 to #454126 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I thought it was a joke at first but nope, she's serious.
#454127 to #454126 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
they do lol
#454122 - furiousmarshmellow
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(02/02/2016) [-]
>The best player on your team switching to the other team halfway through the game
#454133 to #454122 - cycloneclone
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(02/02/2016) [-]
you will probably complain about csgo for the rest of your life
#454138 to #454133 - furiousmarshmellow
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(02/02/2016) [-]
>Thinking I'm referring to CS:GO and not any game in general
#454124 to #454122 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I'd swap teams if we were on the same one, too.
#454129 to #454124 - furiousmarshmellow
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I'd purposely get myself banned from the server so I wouldn't have to play with you.
#454130 to #454129 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Then I could play and never have to worry about you. This deal keeps getting better.
#454119 - huntergriff
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Wow, fucking rude.
#454118 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I hate anyone who will pay to see Deadpool.
#454116 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
#454108 - furiousmarshmellow
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I'm glad that such a thing is happening to the FineBros (they really well deserve it), and I know that they are losing subscribers at a fast rate, but people are acting like this is going to hamper them or that their final subscriber count will be less than 1,000. It'll be a miracle if it gets down to 10 million by the end of next week. Hell, it'll be a miracle if people even remember this by the end of THIS week.
#454125 to #454108 - Darianvincent
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(02/02/2016) [-]
We just gotta hope they do something stupid again then
#454106 - geothermal
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Tore a tendon in my arm and it can get danm near unbearable. Laying down = no fucking way kiddo

Ive just maxed out my daily dosage for advil pm and i hope to god it kills me or something because i cant work like this. I can show up, and i can do my job, but im going to be slow and im gonna need people to move shit for me. And thats unacceptable to me.

then again, i can only think about the dosh dosh dosh for the foxsocks
#454110 to #454106 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Didn't you mess up your back a couple of months ago, too?

Why are you falling apart? D:
#454111 to #454110 - geothermal
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(02/02/2016) [-]
i have no idea, im willing to bet im dying of everything-cancer or something
#454112 to #454111 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Why can't it be alexanderburns?
#454114 to #454112 - geothermal
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Because God hates furfags more than shitposters
#454102 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
You know, I'm really starting to feel less and less sympathetic for my mom crying, mainly because she does it over every little thing? Barely any food for us to eat (enough to last a night before the day she shops)? Cry. Can't afford to buy cigarettes? Cry. Can't get on computer right now because I need it for 5 minutes? Cry. Rarely does she cry for anything serious like a the death of a friend's relative or not being able to see her grandson.

Yes, I am a careless asshole. You'd be too if crying is what you heard half the time in this house.
#454104 to #454102 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Maybe she's depressed, man? Do the right thing and care for your momma.
#454107 to #454104 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
She's not depressed. She's happy-go-lucky when she has her grandson (like she is now) and she's surrounded by friends/co-workers (usually).
#454109 to #454107 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
So? Saddest people laugh the hardest.
#454113 to #454109 - anon
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(02/02/2016) [-]
I don't.
#454095 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
When shibe was talking about crying during that movie, it brought back some memories.

Firstly, I love making teenage boys cry.

Secondly, it brought back some emotions of my own. I teared up at the end of Kung Fu Panda. Against all odds, Po became the Dragon Warrior and skadooshed Tai Lung into oblivion with the Wuxi Finger Hold and saved the Valley of Peace. If you didn't cry during this movie, you have no heart. I'm so excited about the third one, and I think that they're making three more after this. That needs to be fact checked, but I'm super psyched nonetheless.
#454100 to #454095 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Not to mention it had Angelina Jolie. Everything instantly becomes better with Angelina Jolie.
#454084 - bladeboy
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(02/01/2016) [-]
I'm stuck in bronze
#454105 to #454084 - alexanderburns
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(02/02/2016) [-]
pale is better
#454094 to #454084 - ohemgeezus
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Have you tried not sucking?
#454083 - muchname
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(02/01/2016) [-]
the fifth feminist tumblr page this month has followed me.
Guys, I'm worried.
don't ask for a link, it's just me shitposting opinions and putting up cringy metal pictures
if I die, I want that anon to speak at the funeral at how great a normie I was.
#454148 to #454083 - foreveranonymous
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Wanna trade? I have at least 6 granny porn blogs following me for no reason. Regular porn bots avoid me, I get those hot GILFs instead
#454092 to #454083 - damianblu
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(02/02/2016) [-]
Follow me I post about cute animals, shit tier humor, and food.

meowcaroniandcheese.tumblr.com/
#454093 to #454092 - muchname
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(02/02/2016) [-]
be advised. I'm like an old woman using a computer with tumblr so I'm pretty irregular at posting and pretty shitty at site navigation.
#454096 to #454093 - damianblu
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(02/02/2016) [-]
idgaf ese
#454097 to #454096 - muchname
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(02/02/2016) [-]
then considered yourself followed, cabrone
#454062 - compared
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(02/01/2016) [-]
**compared rolled user thegreatsun **
#454058 - compared
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(02/01/2016) [-]
**compared rolled user polarpulse **
#454036 - Elk
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(02/01/2016) [-]
My grandmother complained about how cold it is, so I turned on the heater and sat back down. She walked over to where I was sitting, got a book off the bookshelf, farted and walked out of the room.
#454055 to #454036 - anon
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(02/01/2016) [-]
#454026 - Elk
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(02/01/2016) [-]
GIF
Friendly reminder that Oklahoma lost to Clemson. Isn't that right, shibe?
#454027 to #454026 - shibe
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(02/01/2016) [-]
you can't hurt me anymore, i've already been hurt enough by my clemson friend
#454030 to #454027 - Elk
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Two years in a row?
#454031 to #454030 - shibe
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(02/01/2016) [-]
i've grown numb to it
#454033 to #454031 - Elk
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(02/01/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm sure you are.
#454014 - anon
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Reminder
#454061 to #454014 - compared
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(02/01/2016) [-]
>covering up his name.
#454072 to #454061 - leonhardt
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(02/01/2016) [-]
You can see it at the bottom
#454028 to #454014 - shibe
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(02/01/2016) [-]
man he was the best user on this board for about 3 minutes or so
#454075 to #454028 - anon
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Remember when everyone hated him for being an autistic fucknugget so he pretended he was trolling the whole time and no one believed him so he had an autistic meltdown and spammed the board for days and made alt accounts so he could pretend like people cared about him and is now perpetually butthurt at all anons forever while pretending that he "won" and is STILL an autistic fucknugget who thinks having the autism actually means you're smarter than everyone?
#454101 to #454075 - Elk
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(02/02/2016) [-]
You're stuck on the autism thing. Obsession can be a sign of autism.
#454010 - shabadaka
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(02/01/2016) [-]
>highschool
>have business/tech class
>computers are slow as fuck
>people are always complaining about it and how we can't finish our work
>teacher never fixes it
>one day the teacher wants us to make career portfolios due by the end of the week
>can hardly get started
>one school week later
>only four people have finished
>teacher moves on with a travel brochure project
>takes us to the library because they have faster computers and so everyone can work on their portfolio
>we are all working diligently
>she takes us back to class
>goes into a 10 minute bitch fit about how most of us are failing because we're lazy and not wanting to do the work

Aliens please take me away I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
#454016 to #454010 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Why could you not do the work at home?
#454017 to #454016 - shabadaka
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(02/01/2016) [-]
at the time, all I had was one shitty desktop that my parents hogged
#454003 - balor
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(02/01/2016) [-]
GIF
Job interviewer: Describe yourself
Me:
#453974 - balor
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(02/01/2016) [-]
People who take John Lennon seriously

Pic related, its a person who takes John Lennon seriously.
#453980 to #453974 - Elk
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Leave alexanderburns alone.
#453976 to #453974 - anon
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(02/01/2016) [-]
No one like John Lennon, they just like Imagine and then apply that to everything else he does.

never mind the fact he was an abusing bastard.
#453978 to #453976 - balor
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(02/01/2016) [-]
Imagine is a fucking stupid song.