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#454934 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
My mom got starwars cereal and I just ate some.
I feel like I'm going to shit and puke at the same time due to the amount of sugar I took in.


Fuck this, I'm eating eggs tomorrow. The Cereal tasted great, but it makes me feel sick.
#454951 to #454934 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Sugary cereals I imagine are nice but not for the morning time.
Coco pops are good but they aren't especially sugary.
#454932 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Im gonna take a piss now lads.
#454982 to #454932 - youngneil
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Are you done with your piss yet?
#455089 to #454982 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Soon
#454972 to #454932 - ohhh
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Alright?
#454930 - huntergriff
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(02/06/2016) [-]
God I fucking hate jetpacks. Like...those pieces of shit make anything unfair. Just take the goddamn blaster bolt or bullet to the fucking face like a real man instead of pussying out with your shitty jetpack.


inb4 some anon comes in and says "hurr durr Le feminists are at it again" or some stupid shit like that
#454953 to #454930 - dalokan
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(02/06/2016) [-]
#454954 to #454953 - huntergriff
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(02/06/2016) [-]
goddamn patriarchy
#454952 to #454930 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
hurr durr Le feminists are at it again
#454941 to #454930 - thechosentroll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Gonna be honest. The sole reason I play a light assault in Planetside 2 is to fuck with people, who suck at aiming at moving targets. Jetpacks are the shit.
#454933 to #454930 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
git
gud
#454929 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
American tourists
#454923 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I hate hating
#454924 to #454923 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I killed elk btw
#454943 to #454924 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
What the heck?
#454927 to #454924 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Go eff yourself.
#454925 to #454924 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
i love you
#454904 - huntergriff
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(02/06/2016) [-]
#454949 to #454904 - ohhh
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(02/06/2016) [-]
We're banning definitive words now? Fuck it, just throw languages as whole out the window. Fuck it all, lets communicate through arfs and darfs.
DARF ARF ARF ARF DARF DARF ARF DARF DARF ARF DARF ARF.
#454926 to #454904 - sugoi ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Why are the insane allowed to teach?
#454905 to #454904 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Le feminazis at it AGAIN
#454892 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
y u gotta h8, man?
#454906 to #454892 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I like that they made the title for the message seem so nice
willisteal, why are you online bullying masterboll?
#454944 to #454906 - willisteal
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Lmao. Just pointing him in the right direction, always here to help! ;) Please go online, find a person to kill you, give them the specifics: Hang me upside down like a piggy and tear me open from my knave to my chops
#454907 to #454906 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
ikr, i was like "oooh, i got an email" and then i was like *lemon key face meme*
#454908 to #454907 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Did you know I invented the lemon key face?
#454909 to #454908 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
no, because that would have made you a more legendary memer than me ...which you arent
#454910 to #454909 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
The truth is hard to accept
#454911 to #454910 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
lies are easy to reject*
#454912 to #454911 - ohemgeezus
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#454913 to #454912 - masterboll
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#454914 to #454913 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I just started playing Crusader Kings 2, and I'm going to have my Brit king marry a Muslim princess and convert her to Christianity
#454915 to #454914 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
sweet

i should start playing it and do the opposite
#454916 to #454915 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
That'd be good if I was even Christian

Also, don't EVER steal my Witchers, I'm top shill
#454917 to #454916 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
christian or not still counts as infidel

dank memes dont belong to you
#454918 to #454917 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
All Witcher memes are all my property, and you need my permission to post them
#454919 to #454918 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
all pepe memes are my property, and i have automatic permission to post them whenever i feel like
#454920 to #454919 - ohemgeezus
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(02/06/2016) [-]
If you were really the owner of pepes, you'd know better than to misuse them, as you did in >>#454915. Pepes can't just be used willy nilly, only when you have a sick burn like I did
#454921 to #454920 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
>implying my dank counter attack wasnt a sick burn
#454895 to #454892 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
#454901 to #454895 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
but he didnt even tell me why
#454948 to #454901 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Because she left you for a white guy.

Imagine them banging now, and slip into a depression.
#454891 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
GIF
When you think your dad was looking through your room, so you check you sex toys and find your shamrock shaped butt plug missing.
#454890 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
GIF
When you realized that you forgot to put your dolphin penis shaped dildo away and it's laying on your bed for your mom to use it without asking.
#454889 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
GIF
>Listening to rishloo
>Light candle because I'm gonna read in a bit
>Put it directly in front of my so I can smell it
>Breathing through my nose
>Breath out and my candle goes out
#454888 - anon
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(02/06/2016) [-]
/1st+vs+21st+date/funny-pictures/5822920/
It's embarrassing when guys like comments #3 and #16 can't take a joke.
#454886 - geothermal
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I'm losing my shit and I'm tired of having massive personality swings. It gets really annoying over time.

Also, my arm still hurts and if it's not better before Monday, I'll probably lose my job. And if I lose that job, I don't have a backup plan, so that's probably an-hero qualification there.
#454884 - foreveranonymous
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I hate that my cats "boyfriend" is probably gonna come back tonight

My cat is female and my dad dumped the kitty litter outside and left the unclean box out there. Last time some huge feral cat started spraying on our shed and cried all fucking night making horrific, almost human-like, noises. It's creepy and fucking annoying. He does it for at least 6 hours straight. Even if he's scared away he comes back, desperate for some pussy

He's thirstier than Elk tbh
#454950 to #454884 - ohhh
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Get a bb rifle. And shoo the fucker.
#454942 to #454884 - thechosentroll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Shoot it in the face.
#454922 to #454884 - EdwardNigma
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I could have sworn I had the cat picture saved.
Fuck.
#454896 to #454884 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I literally don't have a clue whom you are.
#454897 to #454896 - foreveranonymous
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Nudes?
#454899 to #454897 - Elk
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#454902 to #454899 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Sorry for double posting.
#454898 to #454897 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I said that because of ohemgeezus' comment. I didn't even believe that you were a female. Literally the rest of the conversation was about your cat. I don't know you at all.
#454900 to #454898 - foreveranonymous
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Nudes?
#454903 to #454900 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
GIF
#454893 to #454884 - gibroner
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(02/06/2016) [-]
shoot the fucker
#454928 to #454893 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Ew, thats nasty lol.
#454868 - freedomreturns
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Pizza flavored Goldfish crackers.
Fuck kind of pizza have they eaten?
#454867 - murrlogic
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Yee Boi. Pulp Free OJ and Nyquil.

So you're all probably wondering why I auctioned that $100 giftcard here a couple days back...long story short I couldn't get the damn thing to work at Paypal and I couldn't get it to work at my local CVS and Safeway either.

Apparently $2 magically disappeared from the card as well

Whatever I now have my new art project coming now so that $100 is meaningless to me especially since that shit was a token from fucking SAY
#454863 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I hate being let down. My friend has been saying to me that we are going out tomorrow for over a week and literally just there now she said "I just remembered I'm babysitting tomorrow"

I get it, you have to do what you have to do, but I think she's lying. I think she's trying to save money which is a completely fine reason and I wouldn't be annoyed. Especially because she's trying to come with me in a week or so when im going to England to visit our friends at uni. I feel like she took on the babysitting despite knowing she made plans with me.
I love her to bits but I was looking forward to getting drunk with her and that was just a bit shitty.
#454864 to #454863 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/05/2016) [-]
nudes?
#454865 to #454864 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
a part of me just wants to give them to you so you would stop with this but tbh ur shit so no
#454887 to #454865 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Oh shit, fr?
Nudes?
#454866 to #454865 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Can I have them, then?
#454869 to #454866 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
No because you awkwardly put a comma between them and then
#454871 to #454869 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Im here for you if you ever feel like sharing them, and darksideofthebeast is gay so i dont know what he would do to them anyway.
#454874 to #454871 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Are you being nice to me because I'm a female
#454875 to #454874 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Ofcourse, thats the way we gentlemen where raised.
#454876 to #454875 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Well I knew Elk does it but I was just making sure you were too...
#454894 to #454876 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
When have I been nice to you for being a girl?
#454935 to #454894 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Be honest here, me and you have argued a lot and used personal attacks numerous times. You are still nice to me after, yet if it was one of the boys on this board who did that they'd be getting the ohemgeezus and alexanderburns kill yourself treatment.
#454936 to #454935 - Elk
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#454938 to #454936 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
okay well you have to be fair to me if you were a girl it would cross your mind too.
#454939 to #454938 - Elk
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#454945 to #454939 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Well I remember you were supporting alex during an argument and then he said you were retarded and then you just turned on him. I thought well jeez I've probably made him a lot angrier than that and said worse. So that's what made me think he probably wants to stay on my good side for the odd chance of nudes. It makes sense no?

I think ohemgeezus argued with you about me but apart from that there's no real evidence to support that he backs me up whatever I'm saying.

Alexanderburns tbf I probably comment to him than he does to me so it's more likely me budding up with him. I find him funny.

But no I definitely don't think personal jibs are enough to stop being friendly towards somebody, I just always kind of that you did.
#454947 to #454945 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Come to me after the show, and I'll sign a copy of my novel for you.
#454946 to #454945 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I didn't turn on him for that. I made a few posts about him. He's an absolute idiot, though. I started hating him when he blocked me. It was a total ohemgeezus move. You can dish it out all you want, but you can't take it? Nah, that's not for me. I've never been a punching bag nor a stepping stone for anybody.

It doesn't really matter who comments more. He has an occasional funny comment, but it's usually something about being gay. The point is that the only people he ever goes after are guys. If I had been a girl, he wouldn't have cared. He just lacks a lot of personality.

If you say something in an argument, if he doesn't explicitly say something, he still thumbs you up. If you were right when he did that, it would be one thing. I can't really say that it's a lack of education, but it's certainly a lack of any logical sense.

No, had either of the two treated me normally or accepted the flack that I gave them back, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Now, I really don't care how they feel. You, on the other hand, have actually attempted to make peace. I feel like you were being crappy yesterday, but I stopped since you had been very nice a couple of days before. Do you know what ohemgeezus' idea of peace was? "I'll unblock you if you don't thumb me down," and then he started thumbing me down.

It's an escape for a lot of people, so I don't want to add stress to people for no reason. It all boils down to how I'm treated.
#454940 to #454939 - Elk
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#454937 to #454936 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Eh, that didn't flow like I thought it would. I just woke up. I think that you get it, though.
#454877 to #454876 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
You dont like getting attention because you're a female? Sometimes i wish i could be a female so i could scam betas and neckberads by selling my used tampoons and panties to them, overprized ofcourse so i can buy a new car.
#454878 to #454877 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I like the attention in the same way a male likes attention from females.
It's really on this board sometimes I feel I get away with saying shit a lot more, like people would be a lot harsher with me if I was a male. It's just hard to tell why people are nice to you and I suppose that's when it irks me a little.
#454880 to #454878 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Im a male and i get away with talking shit, sometimes i get called cuck wich kinda hirts my feelings but thats the only thing i can think of now. The secret is to come up with epic comebacks. I have to go to sleep now, m'lady.
#454881 to #454880 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
great
#454870 to #454869 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
You mean "correctly".
#454872 to #454870 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
My bad I'm dyspraxic
#454873 to #454872 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
It's okay. I'll send you my email in private chat so you can send them.
#454849 - balor
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(02/05/2016) [-]
>Do math homework online
>Don't know the answer
>Type in cuss words and click enter to get the answer
>Been doing this for 2 years
>Get email from education supervisor that I have to stop typing profanity onto my math homework
>Nobody told me that they can see everything we put
#454885 to #454849 - geothermal
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I did that stupid edgenuity thing in high school, I once wrote a 750 word pre-write for an essay that was "the finer points in the aristocratic phallus fellator society"

The teacher told me she died laughing but that I was to never do that shit again.
#454836 - murrlogic
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(02/05/2016) [-]
GIF
How can I market my art projects better?
#454856 to #454836 - anon
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Ask Shadman.
#454842 to #454836 - thebestpieever
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(02/05/2016) [-]
By showing them to random internet tossers at any change. Here! You like?
soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/dyed-hair-blue-skirts-and-dvds
No, but seriously. Don't... don't actually do that. I dunno, what art d'you make, mate?
#454852 to #454842 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
man what is up with that gif
#454858 to #454852 - TheseChocodiles
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#454859 to #454858 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
dude
#454860 to #454859 - TheseChocodiles
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#454861 to #454860 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
dump these on my profile thx
#454879 to #454861 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
done
#454883 to #454879 - shibe
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(02/06/2016) [-]
woah
#454862 to #454861 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I will once I go to bed
#454806 - balor
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(02/05/2016) [-]
When she looks healthy.
#454807 to #454806 - balor
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(02/05/2016) [-]
When you find out she has HIV
#454803 - balor
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(02/05/2016) [-]
>Find woman
>Healthy
>Has red hair
>sexy foreign accent, sounds Irish
>Try to impress her with cool skate tricks
>Crash
>MFW
#454826 to #454803 - enlightednatzie
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I think thesechocodiles is scottish. Trust me, i am an expert on english accents.
#454828 to #454826 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I'm northern irish sweetie
#454829 to #454828 - enlightednatzie
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(02/05/2016) [-]
*Gosh, a m'lady called me sweetie, i think she's on to me. Quick, think of something smart to say without dropping spaghetti*

Can i see your tits?

*Bazinga! And that s how a ladykiller like me operates.*

*tips fedora*
#454830 to #454829 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Hmmm
#454831 to #454830 - enlightednatzie
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(02/05/2016) [-]
But in a serious note, is irish (the language) still spoken?
#454833 to #454831 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Yes of course. Not really in my country because we are a part of the uk and half of our population reject irish culture although they can't really escape it.
I know a bit but I wasn't brought up with it but my pals from down south are all fluent.

Some of my friends learnt it at school tho, I opted for french and Spanish instead.
#454834 to #454833 - enlightednatzie
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I thought it was dead and everyone just spoke enlish with an irish accent.
#454835 to #454834 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Most irish people know it, it's on the signs n all but everybody just uses English.
#454812 to #454803 - Elk
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(02/05/2016) [-]
GIF
>sexy
>Irish
#454814 to #454812 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
we can agree on something at least
#454823 to #454814 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
hu yeah AGREED
#454837 to #454823 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
lets just bomb ireland
#454838 to #454837 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I think the irish have that pretty much covered themselves the dirty paramilitary bastards
#454839 to #454838 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
see even the irish hate themselves
#454840 to #454839 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
We're good craic tho
#454841 to #454840 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
what the fuck does that even mean
#454843 to #454841 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Sorry can't tell you I'm dyslexic
#454844 to #454843 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
what a shame, but it makes sense
#454845 to #454844 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
I knew it I fucking knew it you're a misogynist you hate women you evil little snake
#454846 to #454845 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
The fuck, now i'm a misogynist and a snake?
#454847 to #454846 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
And a hillbilly racist
#454848 to #454847 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Prove it.
#454850 to #454848 - TheseChocodiles
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#454851 to #454850 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
man what
#454853 to #454851 - TheseChocodiles
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#454854 to #454853 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
what
#454855 to #454854 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/05/2016) [-]
It's just photos that take the piss out of the current popular instagram photo things and they make me laugh
#454857 to #454855 - shibe
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(02/05/2016) [-]
it's funny yeah, and i guess it's my favorite kind of funny in that it's really absurd

but i honestly thought there was a joke i was missing
#454819 to #454814 - Elk
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(02/05/2016) [-]
Why focus on the negative?