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#456521 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
I finally got my music test back. I made an 88 because I got two terms mixed up, and they were asked a total of eight times. The questions in that specific portion were worth two points a piece, so that's an 84 right off the bat. I knew the rest of the stuff, and I got the four points of extra credit, but it still hurts. I have a 94 in that class now.
#456517 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Wow, she still hasn't sent that crap. Dood, I have two hours to submit it. Come onnn.
#456518 to #456517 - gibroner
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(02/15/2016) [-]
email your professor tell them your partner's being a useless cunt
#456514 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Alarm clock sounds. They literally make me sick to my stomach. Why can't my alarm clock just shake me until I'm awake like that mother did to baby ohemgeezus?
#456515 to #456514 - anon
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(02/15/2016) [-]
It should be illegal to have alack clock sounds in commercials
#456516 to #456515 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
GIF
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** That's actually what brought it up. I think that my alarm clock gave me PTSD.
#456509 - huntergriff
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(02/15/2016) [-]
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this asshole.

#456527 to #456509 - BmanX
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(02/15/2016) [-]
I clapped when he bit the dust
#456528 to #456527 - huntergriff
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(02/15/2016) [-]
That fucker didn't even have to die which is the sad part. and he ended up getting his entire family killed! all he had to do was stay in the church! HE'S WORSE THAn CARL!
That fucker didn't even have to die which is the sad part. and he ended up getting his entire family killed! all he had to do was stay in the church! HE'S WORSE THAn CARL!
#456510 to #456509 - huntergriff
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(02/15/2016) [-]
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also this faggot.
#456513 to #456510 - bladeboy
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(02/15/2016) [-]
You should praise this kid. He finally progressed the story.
#456511 to #456510 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(02/15/2016) [-]
I don't know who either of these people are.
#456504 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
>project due in four hours
>asked partner to send me her stuff yesterday
>she said she would send it today
>I haven't gotten it
>I asked her again today
>she said that she would send it to me later

Come on, girl. I need that stuff.
#456507 to #456504 - sugoi
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Group projects are such a great idea.
/s
#456506 to #456504 - nefarian
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Basically most of the group projects I've had with one of my friends. Thank lord we graduated and parted ways.
#456499 - anon
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(02/15/2016) [-]
I hate the messed up ways in which people on the internet view culture. It's annoying to see people who are ignorant to a subject tout about like they are experts.
Here are a few examples I've seen online.

>"Yes, gender IS a cultural concept, and in our culture, there is only two and you're stuck with what you're born with, deal with it"

I can't even begin to start with how wrong this is. I'm not angry because it's a douchey thing to say as much as I'm angry that this person doesn't understand what culture is.
Culture is the shared, and contested, beliefs of a group of people. You are by no means boxed in by your culture.
It is a cultural norm in America for men to have short hair, but that does not mean that men cannot have long hair. Culture is constantly shifting and is by no means static.

>"There are Irish people, Hungarians, Polish, Russians, Frenchmen and Norwegian people here, but people say it's not 'multicultural' enough"

There is a difference between White culture and (Insert nationality) culture. Most people I've met do not have strong, specific ties to their ancestry, but instead just subscribe to the white American mindset. This isn't bad, it just means that, even though a group of people may be of different lineages, they still share the same culture. The same goes for Black culture. Even though you may have people in the room that are Zulu, Ju'/hoansi and Hutu by descent, they do not have ties to their bloodline, and are thusly under the umbrella of black American culture.
There is a difference between pride in one's heritage and being a member of that culture as well. A person can be proud to be of German descent, but, if placed in Germany, could not assimilate into the local culture.

TL;DR, people need to take some Anthropology classes or some shit.
#456508 to #456499 - sugoi
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(02/15/2016) [-]
That's dumb though.
It's just slappy opinion fights on the internet, aint nobody got time to take a goddamn class just to argue with people on the internet.

I'm surprised you want people to take classes instead of you know, just realizing that they just have an opinion and debunk what they say with facts.
#456603 to #456508 - shibe
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(02/15/2016) [-]
oh i tried this earlier

people will still refuse to believe you

it's hopeless
#456673 to #456603 - sugoi
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(02/16/2016) [-]
I've had much greater success.
#456519 to #456508 - anon
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(02/15/2016) [-]
People should't take classes just to argue with people ion the internet, they should take classes as not to be ignorant.

You've obviously never debated on the internet. Facts mean nothing. If you debunk someone's argument with facts, they call you a libcuck and accumulate a circlejerk to echo everything they say.
#456532 to #456519 - sugoi
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(02/15/2016) [-]
You ask people not to be ignorant and then make ignorant assumptions about me?
#456537 to #456532 - anon
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(02/15/2016) [-]
If you think any argument on the internet is won with facts, then you are the ignorant one.
The winner is determined by who has the most upvotes or the funniest reaction image.

Also, there is a difference between interpersonal ignorance (for example, saying "you've never debated on the internet", which is an intentional exaggerated ignorant statement to humorously illustrate my point) and ignorance about the world (for example, someone saying "no one really lives in the desert anymore")
#456538 to #456537 - sugoi
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(02/15/2016) [-]
>assuming every argument takes place on places with thumbs
>assuming everyone is stupid

You just need to get out more, and by that I mean outside of websites like funnyjunk and reddit.
#456503 to #456499 - shibe
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(02/15/2016) [-]
wow you sound like some sort of expert or something

but no, i definitely agree
#456500 to #456499 - anon
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(02/15/2016) [-]
In addition, a group of black people is not considered "multicultural" either.
#456498 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
TheseChocodiles must pose nude if requested, and it is requested.
#456531 to #456498 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Well, no tbh
#456501 to #456498 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(02/15/2016) [-]
>>#456497, okay.
#456502 to #456501 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
GIF
I think that you're having trouble comprehending English.
#456493 - aoeui
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(02/15/2016) [-]
>when a girl has a forehead the size of a small continent
#456490 - murrlogic
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(02/14/2016) [-]
Right...its 3:30 gonna go pay my phone bill with my no money and maybe buy some food with my also no money.
#456520 to #456490 - gibroner
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(02/15/2016) [-]
put dat mouth to work make some money on the streets
#456497 to #456490 - Elk
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(02/15/2016) [-]
GIF
"Stop giving away your money, idiot." - every reply to you for the past month

And they mock my creativity.
#456496 to #456490 - huntergriff
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(02/15/2016) [-]
Stop spending your money on alcohol and giving your money to people who are probably going to spend it on crack, you faggot.
#456491 to #456490 - ohemgeezus
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(02/14/2016) [-]
>gives away money
"Wow, I hate having no money"

#justmurrthings
#456484 - balor
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(02/14/2016) [-]
GIF
I got one of those hidden pictures calculator apps on my phone to get porn ahead of time so I don't spend all my jerk off time looking for porn.
The issue is that it doesn't support gifs.

It supports videos, all kinds of pictures, but the gifs won't animate.

What kind of useless shit is this?
#456480 to #456477 - anon
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(02/14/2016) [-]
with piercings like those, it doesn't surprise me.
#456479 to #456477 - ohemgeezus
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(02/14/2016) [-]
Which is worse, them thinking he'll win or getting a tattoo for someone that won't win
#456475 - Elk
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(02/14/2016) [-]
I was trying to buy stuff last night. I didn't finish searching, so I just closed my laptop. When I opened it back up, my cart had been cleared, so I have to find everything again. I've been doing it off and on all day. Now, I have 10 minutes before my laptop has to restart for updates.

Why do you have to update at the worst times?
#456474 - murrlogic
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(02/14/2016) [-]
How Asami is celebrating Valentines day

The same way I am celebrating Valentines day

alone and with various degrees of alcohol only for Asami's case she is going to drink her entire liquor cabinet and turn out fine just aggressively drunk and violent and self destructive because lovey dovey things trigger her and she starts hating everyone and everything harder than usual

Me? Second verse same as the first.
#456489 to #456474 - anon
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(02/14/2016) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
#456487 to #456474 - Conquistador
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(02/14/2016) [-]
Cringe.
#456471 - balor
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(02/14/2016) [-]
"Soen is copy of tool."

So fucking what?
Tool isn't making any new albums.
Soen is carrying on their legacy.

It's like, "Damnit, my drug dealer got arrested and can't sell me my favorite meth. And now the new guy is copying him by selling me a similar kind of meth."
#456476 to #456471 - muchname
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(02/14/2016) [-]
who cares if a band rips off another bands style. If they do it good enough, what does it matter?
#456464 - bladeboy
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(02/14/2016) [-]
I've been having to eat a lot of tuna and it's making me sad because I think of my ex.
#456467 to #456464 - Elk
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(02/14/2016) [-]
#456465 to #456464 - alexanderburns
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(02/14/2016) [-]
James ate a lot of tuna?
#456539 to #456465 - ferrettamer
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(02/15/2016) [-]
xd
#456466 to #456465 - bladeboy
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(02/14/2016) [-]
irrelevant
#456485 to #456466 - ohemgeezus
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(02/14/2016) [-]
You're dodging the question
#456463 - balor
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(02/14/2016) [-]
GIF
Throwing together a shitty essay and still getting an A.
#456472 to #456463 - murrlogic
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(02/14/2016) [-]
Sam, Clover, Mandy, Sam's mom, and Clover's mom

I wanna have sex with all of them except Alex and Alex's mom.
#456494 to #456472 - aoeui
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(02/15/2016) [-]
yo you're joking right
alex is the best one
#456461 - huntergriff
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(02/14/2016) [-]
I hate Valentine's Day. and I hate that I'm probably going to just drink myself to sleep tonight with this peach vodka I bought last night while I was at new orleans.
#456488 to #456461 - Conquistador
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(02/14/2016) [-]
Weak.

Who cares about a day for commercialism anyways? Let those companies make money from those fools. You can literally show affection for someone any time of the year, not just this particular day.
#456468 to #456461 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/14/2016) [-]
>2015
>giving a shit about nudes
>not just bullying girls into giving you nudes
#456470 to #456468 - huntergriff
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(02/14/2016) [-]
You got me confused with elk.
#456469 to #456468 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/14/2016) [-]
>Giving a shit about nudes
why did I say that
I meant
>giving a shit about a gf
I guess I said nudes because that's really all I care about.
#456462 to #456461 - Elk
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(02/14/2016) [-]
GIF
Drinking doesn't solve your problems. Ask that girl out.
#456460 - Elk
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(02/14/2016) [-]
I'm in too many honor societies. I have to go to an orientation on Tuesday.
#456457 - balor
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(02/14/2016) [-]
#456458 to #456457 - bladeboy
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(02/14/2016) [-]
>mfw the only black rulers in Egypt were the Nubians
>mfw they single handedly brought in the worst period in ancient Egyptian history
#456452 - noobpeller
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(02/14/2016) [-]
I've seen 3 stories today of the same exact shit: "boy/ girl saw how some members of the opposite sex in his/her class didn't get any valentines gifts, so he/she went out and bought gifts for the entire class so that no one would have no valentines gifts on valentines day". Seriously, these people aren't helping at all. Do they think that these lonely people are morons? They can easily see how every person got the same gift they got. When this shit happened to me back in high school, i didn't think "Wowee, how thoughtful of them", i thought about how valentines day is supposed to be one person making another feel special, but if the whole class gets the same shit, with the same card that reads something like "Happy Valentines Day [insert name here]", id rather not get a gift at all, because its a pointless attempt that didn't make me feel less lonely on the day. If anything, these people are simply telling you that they have the same feelings towards you as for the rest of the class, except certain people, that will get an extra valentine from them while you stand there like a background character, completely devoid of personality and emotion, just made to help establish the environment of the scene. Pic related