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#465779 - westernphilosophy
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Nearly failing sports in school because of a 2 month health problem that made me practicably unable to participate.
#465778 - aoeui
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Support Trump if you like Freedom and your right to express your opinions publicly.

Support Bernie if you enjoy watching big black cock pornography.
#465784 to #465778 - voltkills
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(04/14/2016) [-]
what if I like both?
#465783 to #465778 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Im adamant you're just a boy who needs a cuddle
#465791 to #465783 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/14/2016) [-]
>inb4 he asks you to cuddle with him
>inb4 you say no cause you're going to with me
#465797 to #465791 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I don't cuddle friends...
#465824 to #465797 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
You do fuck them though
#465826 to #465824 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Lol with only two of them but yes il give you that one
#465832 to #465826 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
"only"
#465833 to #465832 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I have quite a lot of male pals
My incomparable knowledge of meme humour and witty retorts leaves me an irresistible companion, obviously
#465835 to #465833 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Your knowledge of meme humor is nonexistent. They only laugh at your jokes in hopes throwing their hot dog down your hallway
#465836 to #465835 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Keep telling yourself that pal
#465837 to #465836 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
You do the same
#465839 to #465837 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
you know my good friends american cousin called me the chillest girl hes ever met so that technically means that every single person in america thinks I'm dope af
#465840 to #465839 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I don't, dalokan doesn't, alexanderburns doesn't
#465841 to #465840 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
oh no!! the meme squad aren't fans!!!
#465842 to #465841 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
That's 3 people I can think of off the top of my head, there's probably more. So statistically most Americans dislike you
#465843 to #465842 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
statistically you're shite
#465844 to #465843 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Statically most people disagree with that too
#465773 - aoeui
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(04/14/2016) [-]
is he still trying? I can almost feel the sorrow deep inside his soul
#465766 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
uh oh Tobuscus is a rapey coke fiend who woulda thought eh guys
#465787 to #465766 - thechosentroll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I'm more willing to believe the coke fiend part than the rape part. I always assumed he was on something, just didn't think it was that serious.
#465792 to #465787 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
This is my friend telling me what her friend had told her
Plus Phillip defranco talks about him getting kicked out of his wedding for being weird and sexual with a girl

I'm not convinced he has committed a full act of rape but I'm convinced he's a sexual predator. I'm also convinced he clearly has mad mental health issues and needs help.
#465793 to #465792 - thechosentroll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
The internet is a dangerous thing. Keeps giving some people cancer, does this to others.
#465796 to #465793 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
The amount of pressure he felt must have been immense.
I think more people are disappointed than angry, I feel just sorry for him.
#465777 to #465766 - anon
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(04/14/2016) [-]
wait so I actually just saw the original tumblr post and it began with TRIGGER WARNINGXXXXXX:
are you actually that fucking retarded to believe anything after that. no like give me your reasoning for believing it, you fucking coke whore
#465780 to #465777 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Mate like everybody who has ever met him has a tobuscus story, my good friend is friends with a girl who went over to be with him but had to come home cause he treated her like shit, I've seen screenshots.

I don't think he's guilty of full on rape but definitely sexual assault and he also is addicted to coke so lmao
#465880 to #465780 - anon
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(04/14/2016) [-]
how can you criticize anyone when you yourself are a coke whore
what is logic, lol
#465881 to #465880 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
read down idiot, I said I don't condemn him for drug use. I like that's what you reply with though, its pretty telling that you couldn't argue your original point anymore. Bye felicia.
#465775 to #465766 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Why are you judging?
#465781 to #465775 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Because being addicted to cocaine and mdma is not the same as taking it every 3 or 4 months when you're at an unreal party.
But to be fair I'm not actually judging him for that, he clearly has some deep mental health issues. People who get addicted usually do.
#465785 to #465781 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
It has to start somewhere. I just think that you're being a total hypocrite, if I'm being honest.
#465790 to #465785 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I'm not condemning him for taking drugs? It's all just v surprising because he was a bit of a hero for some people.

You are just looking to pick a fight with me and I'm not feeling it today.
#465794 to #465790 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** No, I wasn't trying to pick a fight with you. I just misunderstood. My bad.

Are you okay?
#465795 to #465794 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Oh that's okay. Yeah I'm in a good mood so I just don't want to ruin it.
#465769 to #465766 - ferrettamer
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(04/14/2016) [-]
there has been no proof. it's like people believing what aoeui says about you with no proof.
#465776 to #465769 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
It's a pretty safe bet to assume that he is. I don't dislike the guy. I just believe that he is.

Also, I know that nobody cares, but I was in Destin, Florida last year, and I found Niceville, which is about eight miles away. I thought that that sounded so nice, and I looked it up and found out that he used to live there. I thought that it was pretty cool.
#465770 to #465769 - aoeui
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(04/14/2016) [-]
how dare u
#465771 to #465770 - ferrettamer
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(04/14/2016) [-]
i'm not saying i don't believe you tho
#465768 to #465766 - alexanderburns
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(04/14/2016) [-]
well as long as he isn't gay he must be a great person
#465765 - Tyranitar
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I really don't know why I continue to let my friend live here. Today he got furious, started ignoring me, and kicked me out of our Smite guild, because I did not share some soda that was given to me.

The dude is already eating and drinking everything we own, and he's mad over some cans of Diet Dr. Pepper (which I only wanted to grab one of the BvS cans anyway, cause I collect dumb shit like that)
#465774 to #465765 - satoasami
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(04/14/2016) [-]
This reminds me of that time I was off shift at work and I saw 2 college students get in a bar fight

One of them was fucking livid that the other guy smoked all his cigarettes, drank all his beer, and was 2 months behind on rent
#465760 - saltyfries
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(04/14/2016) [-]
>WalMartians

Just tonight i had to go there to get meds for mom, while waiting I needed to use the restroom. I noticed before I even stepped in there, on the fucking floor, was shit, actual shit. This shit wasn't even inside the restrooms, someone, idk a person or service dog, shit in front of the restrooms, and no one picked it up...

An associate was already there thankfully and saw and got someone to clean it up. She then told me with a straight face she once caught a woman trying/testing different tampons in the fucking store...

>only at Wal-Mart
#465786 to #465760 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Wisconsin, ladies and gentlemen!

This isn't her fault, but there's this one woman at ours that has a purple, swollen face. She looks like she got stung by a billion bees, and she takes her dog with her every time she goes. I don't know why she needs the dog because I saw her several years ago without it. I she didn't know what the dog wanted.
#465754 - masterboll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
>TFW no matter how much of a meming legend I am, I will die one day and a less dank memer will end up in top place
>TFW scientists havent found a way to make me immortal and preserve my memey goodness
>TFW the memers of the future will only be able to admire my memes from ancient texts rather than IRL and will never have the honour of getting rekt by me

youtu.be/HzgctHa4BiQ?t=2m44s
#465744 - fishinyourface
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(04/14/2016) [-]
People who ask for your thoughts on something, and get pissed when it`s not what they want to hear. Why did you even ask anything if you didn`t want a realistic fucking answer?
#465788 to #465744 - thechosentroll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Cause most people don't actually want to hear your opinion, they just want to hear theirs in a different voice and be reassured they're right.
#465756 to #465744 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Because it's usually not a realistic answer. In my experience, the person is usually always like, "I'm staying out of it!"
#465731 - satoasami
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(04/13/2016) [-]
Here is Winter angerly patrolling the Sandwich Production Facility

Its not finished yet but I am glad that I am finally piecing something together.
#465728 - anon
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(04/13/2016) [-]
Honestly, being friends with someone who isn't the same race as you is fucking exhausting. You can't do anything around them without race being an issue.

So finally, when I sat down and was like "Okay, spell it out to me. What do you want from me?" he was all "Come on dude, we have to live together, don't make this weird."

I value our friendship more than I do being right but holy fuck, how am I suppose to compromise when he expects me to just figure it out.
#465767 to #465728 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/14/2016) [-]
This hasn't be true with any of my friends that are a different race, there's only 3 of them but still
#465729 to #465728 - Elk
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(04/13/2016) [-]
My roommate is black, and I haven't had this issue once. Are you sure that you just aren't racist?
#465715 - satoasami
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(04/13/2016) [-]
GIF
I feel like there is a lot of pent up aggression happening around FJ so for all of us to “re-enter our safe space free of triggers” we should get to know each other a little better

My name is Damien...Damien Alexander.
My favorite food is French Fries. Favorite color is Orange.
I don’t like cars, music, and 99% of most sports with the exception of professional wrestling

I am completely over playing video games since Lets Plays are more entertaining.

Asami is best girl...anyone who argues this is wrong and is raping my safe space. Korrsami is a cancer and it needs to be removed from the internet forever. Please stop raping me.

I was born in Republic City and my sole job description is to gather information for Ms. Sato.
#465763 to #465715 - EdwardNigma
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(04/14/2016) [-]
:^)
#465749 to #465715 - gibroner ONLINE
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Well I'm not gonna attach my name to this profile because of so many reasons. But I love bourbon whiskey and Burley tobacco. I'm studying history and hope to work in a museum one day
#465730 to #465715 - Tyranitar
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(04/13/2016) [-]
My name is Tyranitar. I am Rock/Dark type with green skin.

I can enter a rage so fierce that I level mountains, trample forests, and fill rivers, requiring maps to be redrawn. So I'm an average mildly autistic FJ user.
#465725 to #465715 - thebestpieever
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I'm already showing you lot my crotch, how much more could you possibly want to know about me?
#465721 to #465715 - princessren
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(04/13/2016) [-]
mmmm, I see.
but what is your social security number, Damien?
I feel like I can't say I really know you until then.
#465722 to #465721 - satoasami
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(04/13/2016) [-]
696-669-9696
#465724 to #465722 - princessren
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I told him to give me his social security number
and he actually did it!
absolute madman XXXDDD
#465709 - ohemgeezus
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(04/13/2016) [-]
It's shitty seeing young kids looking like the Michelin man because their parents feed them a strict diet of mcdonalds

Also fatties using motorized scooters instead of walking, thus making themselves stay fat should be purged
#465789 to #465709 - thechosentroll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
The more pics I see online, the more impressed I am with those scooters. Fucking things have the weight-bearing capacity of fucking Atlas. How those things' tires don't instantly blow out the second one of those small continents gets on one is beyond me. It's a fucking miracle of engineering.
#465757 to #465709 - gibroner ONLINE
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I work at a grocery store and one time there were a husband wife duo that had to be damn near an Imperial ton between the two of them using the only two scooters we had in the store meanwhile there was a WW2 vet that looked no younger than 90 walking around using his cane and shopping cart to support himself. I was so fucking mad when i saw that I had to go to the back to calm down
#465759 to #465757 - ohemgeezus
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(04/14/2016) [-]
that's pretty terrible, ww2 and 'nam vets of all people should get priority, but why the hell do you only have 2?
#465761 to #465759 - gibroner ONLINE
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(04/14/2016) [-]
it's a fairly small store
#465710 to #465709 - lobselvith
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I seriously think that childhood obesity should be considered child neglect. Personally, I think the whole family in need of a head check if the kid is already significantly overweight before they're 10 years old.
#465718 to #465710 - lobselvith
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(04/13/2016) [-]
*is in need of
#465712 to #465710 - ohemgeezus
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I agree, it's sickening to see that because it's hard to get healthy after so many years of eating really poorly. Parents like that should have their kids taken and be out in jail
#465707 - mondominiman
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(04/13/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ I got to wait two more months before I can finally leave this shit phone plan. My sister begged me and my mom to join so we can split the bill but so far she has never kept track of the fucking payments and these last 4 months they've been going past due. Last time it reached 600 and I had to bail her out since she had no cash and now today it's at 400 and chances are I'm gonna have to bail her out again since she can't save a fucking cent for the future. Fucking christ she recently bought another tent too so when she goes camping "one day", then all those $100+ camel backpacks she has stored in her closet that she never uses. I'd just let her hang and make her deal with the consequences but I'm stuck with all this bullshit too and now I can't make calls/texts since they put a block on the service until she repays it in full.
#465705 - huntergriff
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(04/13/2016) [-]
It's taking a lot out of me not to say "Poo in loo" to this customer support guy.
#465733 to #465705 - huntergriff
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(04/13/2016) [-]
Elk, the guy was being a dick.
#465747 to #465733 - Elk
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(04/14/2016) [-]
I just find le poo in the loo maymay annoying.
#465701 - Elk
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(04/13/2016) [-]
There are some cute little putty tats outside one of the girls' dorms, and I stopped and gave them my food.
#465699 - Elk
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I forgot to register in time to vote for Donatello Trump in the primaries. It didn't really matter since he won my state anyway, but I feel better knowing that his kids forgot to do it, too.

www.cnn.com/2016/04/11/politics/donald-trump-ivanka-vice-president/
#465693 - anon
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I absolutely hate it when my party gets nit-picky with descriptions of creatures.
"Beholders don't have tentacles, it can't do that"
"Red Dragons are evil, why would it be in the dragon city?"
"Skeletons can't speak Common"

I'm the GM. If I want the fucking skeleton to speak Common, it can speak common. Fuck you, it's a linguist skeleton.
#465697 to #465693 - Elk
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(04/13/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** NEEEERRRDDD!!!!!
#465687 - balor
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I didn't know much about Malcom X before.
From what I understood, he was a civil rights leader like MLK but more radical.

I was reading about him and I found out he was apart of the Nation of Islam.
That religion is so fucking absurd.
They think a big headed scientist named Yakub created white people to be devils 6000 years ago.
And they assert white men are stupid and inferior to the black man.
But they do a full 180 and say that the white man somehow conquered the world to oppress black men.

Like, how can you take people who believe that shit seriously?
Malcom X is a fucking idiot.
#465688 to #465687 - princessren
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(04/13/2016) [-]
How did you not know Malcolm X was muslim
#465691 to #465688 - balor
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I would like to admit my mistake.

I knew he was a muslim.
I didn't know he was in Nation of Islam.
I also just read that he quit nation of Islam because he thought it was fraudulent when he found Elijah Muhammad breaking all of the laws.
#465736 to #465691 - masterboll
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(04/14/2016) [-]
Denzel Swaggington played Malcom X in a film.

im pretty sure Malcom X converted to mainstream Islam afterwards and started beefing with NOI. I think he also still held onto the political power that he built up with NOI, which pissed them off and led to several assassination attempts.
#465686 - tehinternetzguy
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(04/13/2016) [-]
kid was promoting trump and criticizing trannies on twitter and they kicked him out of his highschool. Heres the thread.

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#465708 to #465686 - ohemgeezus
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(04/13/2016) [-]
It says he's suspended, not expelled
#465698 to #465686 - Elk
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I don't know, dude. I kind of agree with their decision. The petition doesn't say anything about his Trump comments, and they didn't stifle his ability to have free speech. He's still able to say whatever he wants to. They just don't want it to be associated with the school. It also seems that he didn't get kicked out of school. He just got suspended.

I personally get EXTREMELY embarrassed when I see fellow Trump-supporters doing stuff like this. He deserves it.
#465694 to #465686 - anon
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(04/13/2016) [-]
"This guy was expressing his free speech by calling people niggers and libcucks, and was thrown out of his school! Fucking PC censorship! Let's sign a petition as "Anita Scheckleberg" and "Hitler Didnothingwrong" to prove our point!!!!"
-12 year olds on the internet
#465706 to #465694 - tehinternetzguy
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(04/13/2016) [-]
i didnt know he called people that, only that he supported trump on twitter
and i imagined he had some civilized discussion on the topic of trans shits not calling people libcucks ugh

alright, but the school still allows bernie pins so
#465684 - balor
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(04/13/2016) [-]
I was doing research for a school essay.
I found a source with alot of good information.
But the website was called "The Jewish womens archive."
So now I have to find a source that isn't fucking lame.