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#390560 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
>you will never be be fucked in the ass by all the /hating/ boys
User avatar #390621 to #390560 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
anal is pretty god damn disgusting
how could anyone be turned on by shit
User avatar #390566 to #390560 - volero (05/25/2015) [-]
We need our own show.
User avatar #390619 to #390566 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
god that would suck so much ass
we'd just be sitting around bitching about everything, but in person
User avatar #390620 to #390619 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
and there's be awkward ugly hipsters suggesting nasty sexual acts
#390562 to #390560 - thebestpieever (05/25/2015) [-]
But anal is terrible.
User avatar #390582 to #390562 - alexanderburns (05/25/2015) [-]
dave grohl has a weird nose
#390564 to #390562 - princessren (05/25/2015) [-]
as Princess of the Hating Board I find you in violation of our laws
#390567 to #390564 - thebestpieever (05/25/2015) [-]
That's a really interesting punishment there.
That's a really interesting punishment there.
#390552 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
I hate having a cold.   
It's never enough of a thing to be a serious issue - but fuck it's annoying as hell. Coughing and spluttering and sneezing every 5 minutes, waking up in the morning all mucus-like and having a dry as fuck throat. And I just feel drowsy constantly from it.   
I can't be arsed with this bullshit.
I hate having a cold.
It's never enough of a thing to be a serious issue - but fuck it's annoying as hell. Coughing and spluttering and sneezing every 5 minutes, waking up in the morning all mucus-like and having a dry as fuck throat. And I just feel drowsy constantly from it.
I can't be arsed with this bullshit.
User avatar #390561 to #390552 - dreygur (05/25/2015) [-]
I hate having a very slight cold that mainly gives me the infinite mucus, and the amount of tissues on my table makes it look like I've had a very lonely day.
User avatar #390553 to #390552 - badmotorfinger (05/24/2015) [-]
coughing and sneezing i can deal with
it's sore motherfucking throats that drive me crazy
User avatar #390554 to #390553 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
It tends to only happen the worst for me in the morning with colds.
Except when I had what I feel I can call "fresher's flu" because I did get it fresher's week in my first year. That was basically constant pain and the worst cold I've ever had. I couldn't swallow any food without it hurting. Not even water. I remember the lid to my cough medicine broke and I couldn't open it, and I was so desperate for the medicine that I got a knife and stabbed at it until a hole was poked through, and I sucked on it to get the medicine out. That was a brutal week.
User avatar #390555 to #390554 - badmotorfinger (05/24/2015) [-]
jesus that sounds awful
I just recently got over two full weeks of on and off sore throat and a bad cough and that was absolute hell. I still cough somewhat often but the worst is over.
#390545 - masterboll (05/24/2015) [-]
i-i love you t-too, anon-senpai!
#390556 to #390545 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
"xddd lok hao col i am posting my arguments so everyone can see"
#390547 to #390545 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
every time I see one of your comments I fantasize about having sex with you
#390535 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
are tinted car windows just an american thing or no? i don't like them, they're unnecessary and look dumb, why are they everywhere does everyone think they're some untouchable bossguy or a nonchalant badass?
User avatar #390559 to #390535 - Conquistador ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
It's to provide better resistance to the sun. Very suitable to environments in the southern US.
User avatar #390587 to #390559 - rokkarokkaali (05/25/2015) [-]
And so the cops can't see your face
User avatar #390542 to #390535 - thebestpieever (05/24/2015) [-]
No one likes the sun.
#390539 to #390535 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
I've seen them in Mexico sometimes but mostly yeah, they're pretty common in the US.
User avatar #390524 - dumbassvtwo (05/24/2015) [-]
Anyone got Secret Ponchos on PS4? Game's fairly dead and I love it but i can barely find any matches.
User avatar #390525 to #390524 - dumbassvtwo (05/24/2015) [-]
Correction. I cant find any ranked matches.
User avatar #390516 - volero (05/24/2015) [-]
Mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard is the most disgusting shit.
User avatar #390635 to #390516 - ZenMacros (05/25/2015) [-]
Depends on what you're using them for.
Mayo is good on sandwiches (especially toasted ones). They're also fine in mixtures that require them because you can't even taste it in those.
Ketchup is good on hot dogs and dipping fries in, though it hardly adds anything to burgers.
Mustard is only good on hot dogs, but superior to ketchup in that respect.
#390549 to #390516 - epicscorpion (05/24/2015) [-]
how can one man be so wrong except ketchup, ketchup fuckin sux
User avatar #390527 to #390516 - Tyranitar (05/24/2015) [-]
Do you mean all 3 of them individually, or all 3 of them together?
#390526 to #390516 - kosmic (05/24/2015) [-]
People putting mayonnaise on their pizza
User avatar #390523 to #390516 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
I agree on the mayonnaise unless it's in a tuna mayo sandwich
I agree on the ketchup unless it's McDonald's (I just love the shit in there, but hate it everywhere else for some reason)
Mustard is pretty good tho
#390519 to #390516 - masterboll (05/24/2015) [-]
youre saying that because those are the only good sauces
User avatar #390517 to #390516 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
Mustard is great if you aren't a pleb
#390508 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
Finally swallowing your pride and asking for help with math and someone makes you feel like a fucking retard.

"You seriously can't do this?"
"But it's so easy!"
"It's just math. It's not that hard."

Shit like this is why I'd rather fail than ask for help sometimes.
User avatar #390531 to #390508 - thechosentroll (05/24/2015) [-]
I still remember the days when I was absolutely shit at math. Now when people ask me for help, I make sure not to act condescending. Which is hard, because some of my classmates (in a fucking university) have a hard time doing basic division and multiplication.
User avatar #390532 to #390531 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm currently majoring in math and I have a hard time doing division and multiplication in my head and I can't do long division unless it's with polynomials
User avatar #390533 to #390532 - thechosentroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Then I hope you're ready to work your tits off, cause you'll be putting in twice more effort than I am. And I spend A LOT of time studying this shit.
User avatar #390534 to #390533 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
I just use a calculator though. Only in first year courses we aren't allowed to use one for exams
User avatar #390529 to #390508 - dreygur (05/24/2015) [-]
I try to be as reasonable as possible when helping with math problems, because I'm well aware of how much that mindset can piss someone off. Meanwhile, my friend who's pretty shit at most subjects comes up and says "How don't you know how to solve that?"
User avatar #390518 to #390508 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
I can try to help maybe
User avatar #390507 - haydentheviking (05/24/2015) [-]
Jimmy fallon
User avatar #390659 to #390507 - youngneil (05/25/2015) [-]
I didn't like him on SNL, and my dislike of him carried over to everything else he may be in.
#390536 to #390507 - ieatbengay (05/24/2015) [-]
>any american talk show host
User avatar #390528 to #390507 - Tyranitar (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm not the only one? I don't know why, but he comes off as an immense douchebag to me? And I can't stand his face for some reason.
#390505 - masterboll (05/24/2015) [-]
every time infidels IRL assume that i have to agree with everything the people in Saudi Arabia do because we both have the Religion of Peace in common.

other than holy sites, [some] history of Islam occurring in the geographical location, and the language of the holy Quran, Saudi Arabia practically has little or no relevance to the Islam of today's world.

im generally starting to notice two types of infidels among the common people: those who are worryingly ignorant of what Islam actually is (inb4 stop shuving ur belifs dwn muh throte), and those who understand Islam from the dog poop that western, conservative/atheist propaganda has spoon-fed them. both of these make me question how effective the education system really is when it comes down to topics like these.
User avatar #390551 to #390505 - princessren (05/24/2015) [-]
I didn't know you were a muslim
User avatar #390636 to #390551 - masterboll (05/25/2015) [-]
im sure i made it pretty obvious in more than one case
User avatar #390641 to #390636 - princessren (05/25/2015) [-]
not that i've ever seen
User avatar #390642 to #390641 - masterboll (05/25/2015) [-]
it gon b k, bae. il luv u no mattr hw difrent we r.
User avatar #390645 to #390642 - princessren (05/25/2015) [-]
I don't really care that you are a muslim, I just didn't know
User avatar #390563 to #390551 - ferrettamer (05/25/2015) [-]
are you retarded
User avatar #390565 to #390563 - princessren (05/25/2015) [-]
probably
User avatar #390522 to #390505 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
"The Religion of Peace"
Jainism?
User avatar #390544 to #390522 - masterboll (05/24/2015) [-]
read the entire post repeatedly if you have learning difficulties
User avatar #390546 to #390544 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Why would that help if I have learning difficulties? Then I would not understand the thing anyway.

Besides, it was just a snide remark
User avatar #390510 to #390505 - wallbuilder (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't think most people really care. It's pretty arrogant to expect people to educate themselves on your religion - comparable to tumblrs chucking a fit when you don't know or understand their pronouns - their pronouns have literally no impact on my life apart from them chucking a fit this one time. Why should I bother to educate myself and how am I even supposed to know I need an education about something I don't even know exists(Eg not knowing to what you are referring to in regards to your religion). It's absurd to expect people to educate themselves about each religion.

Also, calling people infidels is so stereotypical it seems like satire. Doesn't help your position.
User avatar #390515 to #390510 - masterboll (05/24/2015) [-]
>It's pretty arrogant to expect people to educate themselves on your religion
are you even reading what this is about? this is about basic knowledge about a given topic that people have an opinion on and what the education system has done/not done to ensure that the knowledge acquired are valid and unbiased.

>calling people infidels is so stereotypical
well im using a technical term. im sure youre aware of many things that are stereotypical, but being aware of a stereotype is a step in the right direction since many cant tell the difference between stereotypes and reality. something which is stereotypical to you may be normal to someone else.

>It's pretty arrogant to expect people to educate themselves on your religion
>Why should I bother to educate myself...
>inb4 stop shuving ur belifs dwn muh throte

im getting the impression that youve not only missed the point that im making, but youve also misunderstood it in the exact way ive parodied. it doesn't help your position.
User avatar #390499 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't know what a dad bod is, I don't care and I don't see why people care. There are far worse things to worry about
User avatar #390501 to #390499 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
Dad bod is basically "chubby bear" sort of. Some chicks are apparently into it now and it's caused a controversy or some shit.
But yeah, it isn't worth all the hubbub it's been gettting
User avatar #390502 to #390501 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I've heard one person say that they got angry because it trivialized the pains a person goes through when they work out and sure I can sort of dig that. It's like if someone compared my stuff to a cold or whined about having to take allergy medicine or antibiotics.

But I probably wouldn't create a big stink about it like that.
User avatar #390490 - tiles ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
When I first joined this site it was pretty great. I came for the funny content and stayed for the welcoming and relatable community. At this point I just feel resentment towards a majority of the people here. Funnyjunk has been reduced to nothing but feminazi posts, shitty unoriginal themed accounts, and shitposting. All of it is just awful. Literally the only reason I'm still browsing this site is for the nsfw. Anyone else feel the same?
User avatar #390537 to #390490 - ieatbengay (05/24/2015) [-]
you grew up, go check old posts and the comments and see if you like them
#390521 to #390490 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk

4% funny
96% junk, unoriginal comments, themed accounts, and attention whores
User avatar #390493 to #390490 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Not really. It's just changed. Its different. Sure, some things are for the worse but still, it's betterin some ways.

Imo it was better before because it felt more haphazard, more random, less serious. But now it's all srs business. Besides, there were no commenters who reposted old pictures everywhere. Themed accounts weren't even a thing.
User avatar #390494 to #390493 - tiles ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
In my opinion the only thing that's improved over the years is the site layout. When admin's not being bipolar he's doing a good job at attempting to better the site and bring more traffic to it. Although a good bit of it's pretty annoying like those 'post your selfie' stickies and what not.
User avatar #390496 to #390494 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Bipolar? You mean mood swings?

Anyway yeah, I guess. I've been here since 2010so I don't remember any changes since thetime I have beenn here..
User avatar #390498 to #390496 - tiles ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah mood swings. Woops.
#390488 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

From the same Publication that broke the story about edward snowden's leaks.
User avatar #390491 to #390488 - themanwithnoplan (05/24/2015) [-]
You do realize news publications have teams of people that work on separate things, giving way to that thing called "sections" at the top there, right? Although I doubt there is a dedicated team to "children's books," the same people probably didn't work on Snowden or any true front-page-worthy story.
User avatar #390492 to #390491 - themanwithnoplan (05/24/2015) [-]
Also, it was written by a children's book author herself www.facebook.com/AbieLongstaffAuthor

As far as I can tell, this is her only piece of writing on theguardian.com . How it made it to the guardian, I don't know, because it's not very good writing or journalism, but it's nothing consequential in such a small category of "children's book discussions"
#390487 - finblob (05/24/2015) [-]
wanting to talk to someone on facebook but then they'll see the last thing you said to them.
which is usually really fuckin salty or cringy because we ain't spoke since 2009.
User avatar #390538 to #390487 - ieatbengay (05/24/2015) [-]
that happened to me but the other way round
#390485 - princessren (05/24/2015) [-]
I hate how the lowest amount you can take out of an ATM is 20 dollars
User avatar #390511 to #390485 - wallbuilder (05/24/2015) [-]
I can withdraw $200. Literally how can you even deal with nly $20. Can't even get a Popcorn at the cinema with that.
User avatar #390512 to #390511 - wallbuilder (05/24/2015) [-]
Nvm, I'm retarded.
User avatar #390500 to #390485 - badmotorfinger (05/24/2015) [-]
because they only stock ATMs with 20s
User avatar #390550 to #390500 - princessren (05/24/2015) [-]
that...actually makes sense
thank you
#390489 to #390485 - epicscorpion (05/24/2015) [-]
it wouldn't even be so bad if i could take it in smaller bills
#390486 to #390485 - princessren (05/24/2015) [-]
I feel kind of bad for staying up all night now   
my friends mom is really nice and the manager at the store I work at and she called and asked if I could work because someone called in absent.
I feel kind of bad for staying up all night now
my friends mom is really nice and the manager at the store I work at and she called and asked if I could work because someone called in absent.
#390481 - EdwardNigma (05/24/2015) [-]
I hate that Kingdom Come Deliverance won't be released until next year.
And that M&B Bannerlord is fuck knows how long away.
#390480 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
Someone took some of my milk. I wouldn't be so annoyed if it wasn't for the fact that I all I have in is one of those little jugs of milk and that means I don't really have much at all to be fair.

The stupidest fucking part about it is that it wasn't even open to begin with. It was an unopened milk.
I mean, okay - you want to steal people's shit? At least be fucking sly about it; at least have shame in what you are doing. Wait until it's opened and then take it. Don't just open shit that someone is clearly going to see. That's the thing i find most disrespectful in it; that they aren't even clever about it. They're just like "This isn't mine - but fuck it, I'll open it up anyway. Yeah fuck you, whoever this belongs to."
User avatar #390482 to #390480 - thegrohltroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Boy do I have something for you https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #390483 to #390482 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
I found that hilarious but one chick has put a lock with combination on her cupboard doors because of whoever it is that's stealing shit.
#390479 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
>work at a supermarket, I put the products on the shelves along with a few other people every shift
>new guy is whining about a product that he can't put on the shelves because the place assigned to that product is full
>notice that the product has been put in the wrong place and tell him this
>he acknowledges this but refuses to just do his work and fix it
>eventually our boss comes along and I tell the boss what the problem is
>new guy calls me a "snitch"
Better to be a snitch than some whiny asshole who refuses to do what he's being paid for, while also forcing his colleagues to fix his faulty work
User avatar #390460 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
I hate a lot of stuff I hear about the American school system that i hear from Americans.
Like, how a pass in university is 70+, but where I am, a pass is 40+ and 70+ qualifies for highest grade. It just seems harsh as fuck in American colleges.
Also, grading on a curve (or whatever it's called) where the highest grade lowers the rest of the grades or some weird shit.
What the fuck is up with that?
Although, I don't even know if that happens in the UK. At least not in any of the schools I've been to. It definitely seems stupid as shit though
User avatar #390558 to #390460 - Conquistador ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
In my opinion, the US system isn't strict enough. But from what I hear about the UK's, it's horrifying.
#390477 to #390460 - princessren (05/24/2015) [-]
so you can pass a class without even knowing half the stuff?
#390478 to #390477 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
Almost every essay I've done is last minute - finishing mere hours before the deadline.   
The lowest grade I've gotten so far in an essay is 57% and that still counts as a 2:2  (or basically a C if the university grading system wasn't random and different as fuck, when they literally should go A B C D F. Instead of that it's: 1st, 2:1, 2:2, 3rd, Fail)
Almost every essay I've done is last minute - finishing mere hours before the deadline.
The lowest grade I've gotten so far in an essay is 57% and that still counts as a 2:2 (or basically a C if the university grading system wasn't random and different as fuck, when they literally should go A B C D F. Instead of that it's: 1st, 2:1, 2:2, 3rd, Fail)
User avatar #390484 to #390478 - thebestpieever (05/24/2015) [-]
*Something about northern education and it being balls*
User avatar #390441 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
So I binged watched 3 seasons of Vikings in 2 1/2 days. I'm addicted and I need my fucking fix. But the next season doesn't even start until next February.I've also gained another celebrity crush cause of that show, damn them. It feels like watching GoT but back when it was more action packed and less about sitting around and talking. Seriously, this whole season has been extremely slow. someone help me, I need more show suggestions so I can get my fix.
User avatar #390442 to #390441 - awesomerninjathing (05/24/2015) [-]
you'd probably like:
Black Sails
The 100
Spartacus
Rome
Hannibal
Banshee
User avatar #390443 to #390442 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
already binge watched the 100 (love it, the lead girl is an annoying self righteous bitch and I was glad when finn died.)
I just saw black sails and thought I'd like it but they wanted me to pay for it so I didn't watch it yet, but thank you. I will watch them
User avatar #390446 to #390443 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
pls don't talk shit about Clarke.
and Rome is pretty disappointing tbh. It's ok, but it was cancelled after two seasons so there is 0 closure
User avatar #390447 to #390446 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
you mean holier- than- thou clarke? I'm sorry I hate her and her baby teeth. I really love Raven though.
Have you seen Vikings tho? I wanna talk about it but no one I know watches it :c
User avatar #390448 to #390447 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
dem titties doe lol
No, I was going to watch it once but I decided against it
User avatar #390449 to #390448 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
pls watch. I put it on one night as background noise and right now I'm liking it more than game of thrones. The plot is a lot deeper and makes you think more. Also there's a shit ton of eye candy and less nudity. The female characters aren't annoying whinny hoes either.
User avatar #390450 to #390449 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
Are you talking shit about GoT females now too? you best not mean Arya
I will someday. I have to finish Agents of Shield though and then watch Agent Carter, even though they are both ass.
User avatar #390451 to #390450 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
I watched season 1 of Agents of Shield, tried to watch season 2 but couldn't find it.
And I'm sorry I hate arya. She talks big shit but only when she's had others to back her up. When fighting she's easily disarmed, she's got a lot to learn before I like her as a character. Now I just see her as a whiny child who's arrogant and thinks people owe her respect, she wants to be taken seriously as a woman fighter but she's horrible at it. And again, she talks a lot of shit with nothing to back it up with.
User avatar #390452 to #390451 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
www.couchtuner.eu/watch-marvels-agents-of-shield-online-1/
Idk, I've been told I have shit taste in favorites when it comes to literally everything, but Arya is great.
User avatar #390453 to #390452 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
I mean you're allowed to like who you like, I just think arya is like every other female in that time, whining about what she deserves and wants without earning it.
I like Jon the best, mostly cause I wanna ride his joy stick into next year, but whateves.
User avatar #390503 to #390453 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
I really do not like show John, I think he's awful
User avatar #390513 to #390509 - ferrettamer (05/24/2015) [-]
Idk, I just think he's kind of an ass who's full of himself.
User avatar #390514 to #390513 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
he's so humble though. He can be selfish at times but idk he tries to do what's right.
#390430 - tvfreakuk (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm up for some "jokes at the expense of the new guy" humour as much as anyone - like the other day I was told to get a "long board" from the top floor of where I work and I was basically told they were taking the piss when I got to the top.   
But today I actually thought I was going to be fired or some shit. I was told I had to meet the manager in his office for something, and when I went in he and another coworker (who is slightly higher in the hierarchy than me) both acted really angry until they said "So... How many glasses was it that we polished upstairs?"  (which was the actual reason they called me into the office; not to be told off)    
   
I had a good laugh about it and didn't act like a bitch or anything. But fuck man. I was shaking from anxiety or some shit at the thought that I was going to be fired over something I didn't even know I had maybe done.
I'm up for some "jokes at the expense of the new guy" humour as much as anyone - like the other day I was told to get a "long board" from the top floor of where I work and I was basically told they were taking the piss when I got to the top.
But today I actually thought I was going to be fired or some shit. I was told I had to meet the manager in his office for something, and when I went in he and another coworker (who is slightly higher in the hierarchy than me) both acted really angry until they said "So... How many glasses was it that we polished upstairs?" (which was the actual reason they called me into the office; not to be told off)

I had a good laugh about it and didn't act like a bitch or anything. But fuck man. I was shaking from anxiety or some shit at the thought that I was going to be fired over something I didn't even know I had maybe done.
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