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#314159 - Darianvincent (09/01/2014) [-]
I hate my genetics and how fucking old I feel and look because of them and my lifestyle. I wouldn't mind being another babyfaced nineteen year old if it'd make me feel like i'm not already dead. I can't even remember what having energy or anything close to "pep" is like.
#314230 to #314159 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
People keep giving me weird looks when I ask where stuff is on campus because they think I'm a grad student. I sound like one too, and it only gets worse online. Any digital medium adds about five years to my voice.   
   
I miss my hair. People keep asking me if I'm military.
People keep giving me weird looks when I ask where stuff is on campus because they think I'm a grad student. I sound like one too, and it only gets worse online. Any digital medium adds about five years to my voice.

I miss my hair. People keep asking me if I'm military.
#314197 to #314159 - themanwithnoplan (09/01/2014) [-]
tfw look my age but my voice sounds like it belongs to a gravelly war veteran.
User avatar #314177 to #314159 - volero (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm 21 and people think I look 16 or 17.
#314162 to #314159 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
TFW When people told me I looked 20 when I was 16.   
TFW When people tell me I look 20 now.
TFW When people told me I looked 20 when I was 16.
TFW When people tell me I look 20 now.
User avatar #314169 to #314162 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
This gif makes me think there's porn of her. And now I want it.
User avatar #314204 to #314169 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
Ew. I hope not.
#314212 to #314211 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
I ain't clicking that, you perv.
I ain't clicking that, you perv.
User avatar #314171 to #314169 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
You think?
This is the internet, the largest source of information, entertainment and porn to ever exist.
User avatar #314170 to #314169 - dalokan (09/01/2014) [-]
There is
User avatar #314163 to #314162 - Darianvincent (09/01/2014) [-]
TFW I got mistaken for being thirty.
TFW I feel middle aged.
User avatar #314164 to #314163 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
So you're aging one and a half years per actual year. You're going to live something like 58 years, then.
#314165 to #314164 - Darianvincent (09/01/2014) [-]
If I actually made it to forty then i'd be convinced there's some mystical force probably some evil cosmic jew keeping me alive for shits and giggles. Most of my organs are pretty shitty already.
User avatar #314172 to #314165 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Buy better organs.
#314173 to #314172 - Darianvincent (09/01/2014) [-]
So uhh...Do you know a guy?
User avatar #314174 to #314173 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, his names Edward.
User avatar #314175 to #314174 - Darianvincent (09/01/2014) [-]
I can pay you in free food and IOU's.
User avatar #314176 to #314175 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
FREE FOOD?
FUCK, MAILING ORGANS NOW.
User avatar #314154 - KINGOFTHESTARS (09/01/2014) [-]
Ill probally type it several times a year but i wish i could find and savagely beat the shit out of some people on the internet. Not because my feelings were hurt or anything gay like that but because they are so dense
#314152 - mourningspawn (09/01/2014) [-]
You know what i hate? The word "Y'ALL".

fuck that
User avatar #314185 to #314180 - mourningspawn (09/01/2014) [-]
hahah, i love you guys
#314178 to #314152 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
I can't decide whether if black people or southerners saying y'all is worse
User avatar #314155 to #314152 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I like saying "Ya'll" ironically, but it's one of the many words I started saying ironically, and it got to a point I couldn't help it and said it naturally.

Please kill.
User avatar #314160 to #314155 - dalokan (09/01/2014) [-]
Y'all fucked up
User avatar #314166 to #314160 - mourningspawn (09/01/2014) [-]
Ya dun diddly do dah FUCKED UP
User avatar #314150 - cycloneclone (09/01/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/comparing+temperature/funny-pictures/5278402/2#2
i hate when people get into these mini competitions in what is considered "cold weather"
I live in the Upper Midwest but Im not just going to pretend that 0 fucking degrees isnt fucking cold
sure, it could be much worse but thats still pretty cold, especially if you're working outside in it
User avatar #314151 to #314150 - cycloneclone (09/01/2014) [-]
inb4 canadians bragging about living in the arctic circle or some shit
#314115 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Apparently, if you ever say anything about punching people online, it's safe to assume you're a 50-kilo manlet, who's just pretending to be kewl. Is the concept of punching people that alien to you fuckers?
Apparently, if you ever say anything about punching people online, it's safe to assume you're a 50-kilo manlet, who's just pretending to be kewl. Is the concept of punching people that alien to you fuckers?
User avatar #314127 to #314115 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
It's not that it's "foreign" to anyone. They just get tired of hearing 14 year olds boasting about how they beat up all the kids in school and how tough they are.

It's nothing you can prove, and doesn't matter at all to anyone anywhere.
Like saying you're a girl on the internet.
It's best to just not talk about it.
User avatar #314156 to #314127 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Shit nigga that is a god damn top notch shade of purple.
User avatar #314168 to #314156 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
If you guys had a conversation your green and purple would make it the most funnyjunk-y conversation ever
User avatar #314122 to #314115 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
I think I've thrown like... 4 punches in my whole life? Something like that? I've gotten into squabbles, but punching seems like the worst energy in to progress out action in a fight, or maybe I say that because my wrists got pulverised by my lifestyle sometime around 2005.
User avatar #314161 to #314122 - dalokan (09/01/2014) [-]
Hell I got into a fight last week, got some punches and gave some back.

I like kicking the most though.
User avatar #314157 to #314122 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
The last time I can remember punching anyone was when I was like, 9 or 10 years old.
I beat the shit out of a kid my age because he was being a little cunt, because he was always a little cunt.
User avatar #314129 to #314122 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
I once kicked a dude so hard in the balls he got testicular cancer 6 years later.
User avatar #314137 to #314129 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Not cool, man. Not cool. You gotta follow the etiquette.
User avatar #314139 to #314137 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
You mean the etiquette of not giving my malcontents nut cancer?
User avatar #314140 to #314139 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Yes. Also, the etiquette of not kicking people in the balls. That's low.
User avatar #314136 to #314129 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
Dude, that's low. The balls are a no-touch zone.
User avatar #314158 to #314136 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh fuck that, if I'm in a fight, I'm not about to fight in a fair way. I'm a skinny, muscle-less piece of shit, if I get in a fight and fight fair, I'm fucked. Nah, I will abuse the weaknesses that are the eyes and the balls.
User avatar #314141 to #314136 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
He was trying to put the moves on my little sister.

Lifted his bitch ass off the ground with my tree trunk legs.
User avatar #314144 to #314141 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
OK, defending friends and family is a good enough excuse.
User avatar #314148 to #314144 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
Bitches get stitches
To cover up the surgical incisions to remove the cancer lumps from their balls.
User avatar #314125 to #314122 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
A punch can pretty much end a fight before it's even began. Huh, guess I'm the weird one in this case. Feels odd. I'm used to being the average guy.
User avatar #314135 to #314125 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
I got into a lot of fights in primary school because... because England, and in my teens because Mexico. But punching always seemed A) Painful B) Not that useful and C) Too much damage not really necessary to get out of a fight. I preferred choking and just plain ramming them with my body. But I'm not a very strong guy, so there's that.
User avatar #314142 to #314135 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess. It's always best to use your natural advantages. Like how I'm tall, so headbutting people's a lot easier. Also, no one ever expects it.
User avatar #314143 to #314142 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
I got a thick skull, so I also favor headbutting.

I can put a big dent in the door of a 2008 Chevy Tahoe when headbutting from a healthy jog.
User avatar #314145 to #314143 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I've never tried that, nor do I ever plan to, but I can crack wallnuts with my skull, since all the hits over the years have made it pretty tough. Useful party trick. Especially, if someone's showing off how they can open a bottle of beer with their teeth. Top that, you bottle-slobbering assholes!
User avatar #314146 to #314145 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
My skull is like another, larger fist. I channel my Trireme ancestors and ram them at a moderate speed.
User avatar #314120 to #314115 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2014) [-]
first time I've ever seen someone get punched irl was last year and it was so weird

like I was just walking in the locker room towards the stairs and see this kid turn around and punch the kid he's talking to in the cheek and hear a clack sound, the kid just kept talking like normal and acted like it didn't happen

it actually felt really alien lol
#314124 to #314120 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
In what kind of sterile, controlled environment do you have to live to go THAT LONG without seeing someone get punched? I assume that also implies you've never punched anyone or gotten punched, either. I can't even imagine that. Hitting people has been an effective problem-solver since I was 5.
User avatar #314131 to #314124 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
"Hitting people has been an effective problem-solver since I was 5."
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Nobody cares that you think violence is the best solution to anything.
You can't punch people over the internet so it doesn't matter. To anyone.
User avatar #314133 to #314131 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
But I was saying how it's effective in real life, which it is. I never said anything about punching someone over the internet. That'd be stupid, though I wish it were possible.
User avatar #314138 to #314133 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
My 13 inch peen is also effective in real life but no one believes me when I tell them how often I get to use it on their mothers.
User avatar #314126 to #314124 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2014) [-]
maybe a shoulder punch/tap or some shit like that but that's about it

why would I even need to fight anyone anyway

when I was in elementary I went to punch someone in the chest but opened my palm instead so it's not the same but whatever
User avatar #314128 to #314126 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
In my experience, slapping hurts more than punching.
User avatar #314095 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
CHILD PANICS AND SLAPS HIS MOTHER WHOSE TO HIGH TO RESPOND TO HIM I don't know what's worse, the video or the comments (it's full of people mocking Redditors from unknown parties).
User avatar #314213 to #314095 - nefarian (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't know what's worse, a kid hitting his own mom, or a mom getting high while having children.
User avatar #314110 to #314095 - conquistafag (09/01/2014) [-]
It's filled with retards trying too hard to be ironic.
User avatar #314147 to #314110 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
I found some of them a little funny, but yeah, you're right.
User avatar #314109 to #314095 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
It's redditors mocking other redditors lol
User avatar #314097 to #314095 - cycloneclone (09/01/2014) [-]
god damn chimps got out of their cages again
User avatar #314079 - threeeighteen (09/01/2014) [-]
Having to wait over an hour at the doctors for something that should take less than a minute.
User avatar #314229 to #314079 - tvfreakuk (09/01/2014) [-]
When I went in a few weeks ago I was 20 minutes early for my appointment (underestimated how long it would take me to get there) and I was there for an hour and a half after that
User avatar #314113 to #314079 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I needed an eye exam for my drivers' license. Literally waited 3 hours for a 2-minute exam. It took him longer to find his pen and fill in the paperwork than it did to do the actual exam. And I got lucky. A couple of people in the line just gave up waiting and left. If they'd stayed, it would have taken even longer.
#314112 to #314079 - roliga (09/01/2014) [-]
>free healthcare
#314259 to #314112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
Waiting is better than not being able to afford it.
User avatar #314277 to #314259 - roliga (09/01/2014) [-]
"Dying is better than getting treated"

- You
#315255 to #314277 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
That makes literally no sense. Why would you not get treated?
User avatar #315321 to #315255 - roliga (09/04/2014) [-]
You'll die of your disease before they get around to you, meanwhile I can walk in, pay like a civilized person, and get treatment.
#315328 to #315321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
You have obviously never experienced free healthcare when you're in that kind of danger.

"pay like a civilized person" top fucking kek, how civilized is it when you have to pay a fortune for your basic survival and nature?
User avatar #315331 to #315328 - roliga (09/04/2014) [-]
I was unaware that $70 a month was a "fortune" huh, must really suck being a Europoor, I feel sorry for you, maybe I'll donate some money to one of your many homeless shelters sometime.
#316393 to #315331 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
What makes you so salty about Europe anyway?
#316390 to #315331 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
>Having your head this far up your ass

Childbirth alone can cost up to 1500-2000 dollars without ass-expensive insurance. Most Americans even realize that this shit is ridiculous. But not you, obviously.
User avatar #314149 to #314112 - threeeighteen (09/01/2014) [-]
>Private
I want to get looked at by a doctor at some point in my life.
User avatar #314189 to #314149 - roliga (09/01/2014) [-]
Private healthcare is infinitely faster than free health care
User avatar #314260 to #314189 - threeeighteen (09/01/2014) [-]
Not in 'Straya.
User avatar #314111 to #314079 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
muh free healthcare
#314262 to #314111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
muh $30,000 childbirth cost
#314099 to #314079 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
>go to orthodontist
>have to leave in the middle of my college class to get there in time
>show up 10 minutes late anyway (place was 40 minutes away)
>spend the next hour and a half in a chair
>ortho comes over
>"your teeth are looking good!"
>"your wisdom teeth might come in"
>"We'll see you the next time you need us"
Literally two minutes for him to look at my teeth and tell me something I already know
User avatar #314087 to #314079 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
>go to eye doctor's at 9 am
>wait until noon
>get moved to new waiting room
>wait until 1 pm
>go in
>read 5 letters
>go home
User avatar #314088 to #314087 - threeeighteen (09/01/2014) [-]
That's fucking bullshit.
#314076 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
I just realized that the NSFW section will be covered in Jennifer Lawrence pics by tomorrow.

Not that naked pictures of a hot celebrity are bad, but some of us want to masturbate to sex and naked pics of people who are ALRIGHT with having their naked bodies on the internet.
User avatar #314098 to #314076 - hauntzor (09/01/2014) [-]
I feel like the only one who honestly isn't sexually attracted to any celebrities enough to actually want to masturbate to them.

User avatar #314153 to #314098 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I never have but I probably could.
User avatar #314094 to #314076 - rebornpooper (09/01/2014) [-]
Victoria Justice.
User avatar #314096 to #314094 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah she doesn't even have any tho
User avatar #314183 to #314096 - rebornpooper (09/01/2014) [-]
Nudes? She has them.
Good sized tits? Eh, some like them small.
User avatar #314251 to #314183 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh didn't see them yesterday
And hey, trust me, I wasn't judging you on that. She is hot as fuck
User avatar #314121 to #314096 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2014) [-]
have any what? there were plenty of nudes leaked and her tits are perfect
User avatar #314252 to #314121 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
didn't see them yesterday when lookin
User avatar #314090 to #314076 - cycloneclone (09/01/2014) [-]
all i wanna see is kate
User avatar #314107 to #314106 - cycloneclone (09/01/2014) [-]
already saved brah
looks like her period in the fifth pic

btw i like your avatar
User avatar #314108 to #314107 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
KAWASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
User avatar #314077 to #314076 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm waiting for the JLaw bj vid they were hinting on.
User avatar #314081 to #314077 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
A lot of shit is suppose to be dumped at 1AM EST
User avatar #314086 to #314081 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh shit where is this getting dumped?
User avatar #314092 to #314086 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
browse this to get informed

reddit.com/r/thefappening
User avatar #314082 to #314081 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
Probably shouldn't have stayed up until 7 am and slept for only 4 hours.
User avatar #314083 to #314082 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
Get some soda and stay up with me nigga. I aint resting until I get to see Kaley Couco's tits.
User avatar #314084 to #314083 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
What time is it in EST? I don't time zone.
User avatar #314085 to #314084 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
34 more minutes
User avatar #314101 to #314085 - rokkarokkaali (09/01/2014) [-]
lel another hour
i'll just sleep
User avatar #314105 to #314101 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
Why must they lie to us rokk
#314072 - ohemgeezus (09/01/2014) [-]
"Guys, don't thumb him down, all he wants is thumbs, keep him at 0!"

Yes, because thumbs is the reason they do it:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/leberkase
User avatar #314073 to #314072 - leberkase (09/01/2014) [-]
i'm already at -400, what could i need thumbs for?
User avatar #314080 to #314073 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're just autistic.
#314074 to #314073 - ohemgeezus (09/01/2014) [-]
There are people that believe you do this for thumbs. Which is the point of my statement, that you don't.
User avatar #314075 to #314074 - leberkase (09/01/2014) [-]
use quotation signs when using sarcasm. it helps quite a lot
User avatar #314123 to #314075 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2014) [-]
lmao no fucking way you live in laval

fucking farmer
#314070 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
Holy, massive wall of cocks. I hate TheMysteriousMrEnter. His videos are just cringeworthy. And I'm not even a massive fan of Spongebob, and even I think he's being harsh on the episodes.
Holy, massive wall of cocks. I hate TheMysteriousMrEnter. His videos are just cringeworthy. And I'm not even a massive fan of Spongebob, and even I think he's being harsh on the episodes.
User avatar #314100 to #314070 - hauntzor (09/01/2014) [-]
He always leaves the audio levels on his videos unadjusted so that his voiceovers are loud as shit while the source audio is considerably lowered. That's why his videos annoy me; he's such a goddamn amateur.
User avatar #314078 to #314070 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
He does have a point that the "It's for kids" excuse isn't that good an argument, but he should remember that more often as he takes some things WAY too seriously, like some show meant for little girls (not MLP, but that too to a lesser extent) and some of the most simple plots from SpongeBob SquarePants.
#314069 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Today I had a chance to get more than 6 hours of sleep for the first time in ages. I went to bed at 10PM and got up at 4AM, feeling like shit and unable to fall asleep again. Good news is it would appear I've evolved beyond the need for more than 6 hours of sleep. The bad news is, that I haven't woken up feeling like anything other than shit in years.
User avatar #314226 to #314069 - acidjunk (09/01/2014) [-]
M-maybe acidjunk-sama can make you feel good~?
User avatar #314060 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
When celebs get mad when their leaked nude come out. Like you have to be smarter than that to know that hackers are going to fuck with you

www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/ (NSFW)
User avatar #314119 to #314060 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
So where exactly are these pictures getting leaked from? I have a hard time believing these people have this many nudes of themselves just lying around.
User avatar #314130 to #314119 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
hacked. I figured the Kate ones are from his boyfriend (who I think is cheating on her)
User avatar #314132 to #314130 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
>His boyfriend

how scandalous.
User avatar #314134 to #314132 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Well you can tell from the pics that I made a typo haha
User avatar #314061 to #314060 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
I was about to post that link for the greater good. Thanks for being agood guy.
#314055 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
Funny how many people find the episode of Spongebob "Face Freeze" absolutely terrifying.   
   
I've watched it multiple times. It's no more terrifying than the other stuff new Spongebob has pushed out.
Funny how many people find the episode of Spongebob "Face Freeze" absolutely terrifying.

I've watched it multiple times. It's no more terrifying than the other stuff new Spongebob has pushed out.
User avatar #314102 to #314055 - hauntzor (09/01/2014) [-]
I still can't believe they had an episode where Squidward's toenail got violently ripped off.

Jesus Fuckin' Christ. That image still won't leave my head.
User avatar #314182 to #314102 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
I liked that episode, though.
User avatar #314057 to #314055 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
It seems to have a small, strong fanbase, particularly people who love gross things. I don't think it's scary either and I see an image from that episode being used as a reaction image every once in a while. Hell, I've seen a lot of images and jokes from other really hated SpongeBob episodes around the internet that didn't have negative reactions.
User avatar #314043 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
Day 1 of being alone (aka move-in day at University); I'm tired af. Thirsty too, cause I haven't drunk much all day and the water fountain to fill up my bottle is far away. But it's been okay so far. Lot's of Asians. People here are cool though. I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow, cause tomorrow is another move-in day so there isn't anything planned for the people who arrived today, I might hang out with my floor mates, but we will probably all get up at different times, so idk what I will do in the morning. Maybe go to the gym if I can find it. Maybe just play League all day and get the best of this double ip weekend (: This ends ferrettamer's blog update hope you all enjoyed
User avatar #314231 to #314043 - tvfreakuk (09/01/2014) [-]
That was my reaction to my first day of uni too.
There were just so many Asian students; and they all huddled together and congregated. If you turned a corner, a herd of around 20-30 Asians would be there. You get used to it though, as it isn't an issue or anything. I had a Chinese girl as a housemate and she was great - yet almost every other Asian I met (mostly her friends) were assholes. She'd invite them over and if you were sat in the living room when she brought them in, they'd give you a look as if to say they instantly didn't like you and that you weren't welcome just sitting there.
User avatar #314089 to #314043 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
You already met your roommates, or no?
User avatar #314091 to #314089 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
I got a single room yo. I've met most of my floormates though, they're pretty chill
User avatar #314093 to #314091 - averagewhitekid (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh nice
My roommates ended up being a great new group of friends, so hopefully you get the same luck
User avatar #314062 to #314043 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
What uni
User avatar #314063 to #314062 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
Waterloo bubby
User avatar #314064 to #314063 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
lol

>not going to Guelph or Brock for the best wrestling teams in Canada
User avatar #314065 to #314064 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
I know I fucked up royally
User avatar #314067 to #314065 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
I'll probably be going to College, 2dumb4Uni
User avatar #314194 to #314067 - thegrohltroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Wait what
non original english speaker here college and university aren't the same thing?
User avatar #314201 to #314198 - thegrohltroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Can you explain the difference please?
User avatar #314203 to #314201 - bladeboy (09/01/2014) [-]
University is for smarter people
User avatar #314071 to #314067 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
My brother will likely be going to college as well. A lot of the time, depending on what you want to do, college is better anyway.
User avatar #314056 to #314043 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
I just wandered around campus for three days after moving in. It was fun. Baton Rouge is hot as fuck.
User avatar #314117 to #314116 - dumerveil (09/01/2014) [-]
Aren't you from some European country? Why in the fuck would you go to uni in Louisiana?
User avatar #314118 to #314117 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
nah, I'm American. I just spent a few years in Ukraine. My dad's a teacher.
I picked LSU because they got back to me first. Texas State was slow as fuck and if I'd gone there I wouldn't have an excuse for not visiting my grandma constantly.
User avatar #314058 to #314056 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
Canada is hot too
Though I was considering doing that tomorrow, but there will be a lot of people moving in and I don't really want to get in there way. Plus, other than lectures halls, I think I mostly know my way around campus.
User avatar #314066 to #314058 - fargfive (09/01/2014) [-]
Walk anyway faggot. It's good for you. Knowing your way around is different from knowing how to actually get places.
User avatar #314068 to #314066 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
Well I doubt I will be standing still all day. I guess I could check out the different cafe's and on-campus eating places to see where I would like to go
User avatar #314054 to #314043 - ferrettamer (09/01/2014) [-]
Also the internet is really weird here. It's crazy fast, but then it will have random, short times when I don't download anything/I get dc'd from game. It's weird
User avatar #314047 to #314043 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
A good blog always ends with those
"Listening to: An old man shitting himself
Watching: porn
Eating: dick" lists.
User avatar #314042 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
They're far from the worst webcomics, but damn it, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, xkcd, and The Oatmeal attract a lot of pretentious people.
User avatar #314103 to #314042 - hauntzor (09/01/2014) [-]
HEY GIASE REMEMBER WHEN I SUED FUNNYJUNK AND GOT MONEY FOR IT?

TODAY IS THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ME DOING THAT

HAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY PLEASE LOVE ME
User avatar #314104 to #314103 - majormayor (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people were already over that by then, but then he had to do that.
#314059 to #314042 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
The authors of xkcd and SMBC seem like alright guys. Matthew Inman is an arrogant asshole though.
User avatar #314045 to #314042 - volero (09/01/2014) [-]
Someone I know posts a lot of Oatmeal comics on facebook and I can confirm he is a pretentious fucker.
#314041 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
People that say being a sex addict isn't a bad thing.
People that say being a sex addict isn't a bad thing.
#314031 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't get the internet's fascination with Jennifer Lawrence's appearance.   
   
Don't get me wrong, she's not ugly, she's very hot, in fact. But there are other hot, very famous women, like Scarlet Johansson, Winona Ryder  okay, I like her, shut your face , Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of others.   
   
Again, don't get me wrong, I understand sexual tastes, but a lot of people on here treat others not thinking of her as a sexual goddess or something with the same respect of a 1950's black woman.
I don't get the internet's fascination with Jennifer Lawrence's appearance.

Don't get me wrong, she's not ugly, she's very hot, in fact. But there are other hot, very famous women, like Scarlet Johansson, Winona Ryder okay, I like her, shut your face , Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of others.

Again, don't get me wrong, I understand sexual tastes, but a lot of people on here treat others not thinking of her as a sexual goddess or something with the same respect of a 1950's black woman.
User avatar #314044 to #314031 - thebestpieever (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't like any of the women mentioned in this post.
User avatar #314050 to #314044 - princessren (09/01/2014) [-]
Same, no dicks
User avatar #314039 to #314031 - Shiny ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I can't read "50s black woman" without thinking of that movie where Viola Davis shits in someone's pie.
#314036 to #314031 - ohemgeezus (09/01/2014) [-]
Well just recently we got leaked nudes of of JLaw so that's why there's a whole bunch of talk about her tonight
#314034 to #314031 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't see that Jennifer Lawrence comment below me.   
   
Jesus fuck, this is the second time something like this happened in one month.
Well, I didn't see that Jennifer Lawrence comment below me.

Jesus fuck, this is the second time something like this happened in one month.
User avatar #314030 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
#314027 - rebornpooper (09/01/2014) [-]
Remember how this site used to have a constant boner for anything Jen Lawrence? Yeah, we're going to see a lot of that again.
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