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User avatar #396129 to #396126 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
Still going through my lady changes, but I delivered
#396118 - therealwombocombo (06/15/2015) [-]
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I just realized that I have a job interview that my mom is taking me to on the sixteenth and I neglected to start filling out the necessary paperwork.
The first week in awhile were I felt absolutely no anxiety, and that's ruined.
User avatar #396229 to #396118 - joshlol (06/15/2015) [-]
hey it's me
#396116 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
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I used to love CinemaSins, but I'm at the point that I can't stand it.   
   
He says "god damn" every two minutes. He censors "fuck" and "shit", which he also says every two minutes. He makes these really stupid jokes that are kinda cringey and not funny. An example was something like, "If I had to sing this much to have sex, I'd choose masturbation." He finds problems with things that aren't even there. In this movie, the baker's wife dies. The witch had found Jack off-screen and was bringing him through to get to the giant, and the baker found his wife's scarf on Jack, so they got into an argument. The guy was complaining that the wife dying had nothing to do with anything while the witch finding Jack did, but the whole scene literally starts because his wife is dead. He was also complaining that everybody kept running into each other in the woods because "the woods must be too small", but then they'd get lost, and he would be like, "How could you get lost? The woods are so small. D:" Yeah, obviously not, dick head. He repeats himself a lot, but then he acts like what he said is new. He complained about the narrator twice in a row and called him a fuckhead in both lines. He kept commenting on how it was so bad that the "prince was so rapey", but he drooled over Anna Kendrick throughout the video because he thought it was funny. He complained about the design of scenes even though it's extremely obvious what's going on. The ball is a three day party, so Cinderella keeps going back. On the third day, the prince knows she's going to run, so he puts some sticky stuff on the stairs to get her stuck. As she gets stuck, everything stops, and she starts walking around to sing. At the end of her song, she goes back to where she was, and everything continues at normal. It's pretty obvious what was going on. There was no reason to complain about it, but he could have at least been funny. When I watched the movie with my dad, he said, "I would have just run down the stairs and grabbed her."   
   
They need a new host for the show because this guy absolutely sucks. He tries too hard to be funny, he fails when he tries, he finds stupid reasons for the movie to be bad, and he repeats the same jokes too much in one video.   
   
#TimeForANewHost
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I used to love CinemaSins, but I'm at the point that I can't stand it.

He says "god damn" every two minutes. He censors "fuck" and "shit", which he also says every two minutes. He makes these really stupid jokes that are kinda cringey and not funny. An example was something like, "If I had to sing this much to have sex, I'd choose masturbation." He finds problems with things that aren't even there. In this movie, the baker's wife dies. The witch had found Jack off-screen and was bringing him through to get to the giant, and the baker found his wife's scarf on Jack, so they got into an argument. The guy was complaining that the wife dying had nothing to do with anything while the witch finding Jack did, but the whole scene literally starts because his wife is dead. He was also complaining that everybody kept running into each other in the woods because "the woods must be too small", but then they'd get lost, and he would be like, "How could you get lost? The woods are so small. D:" Yeah, obviously not, dick head. He repeats himself a lot, but then he acts like what he said is new. He complained about the narrator twice in a row and called him a fuckhead in both lines. He kept commenting on how it was so bad that the "prince was so rapey", but he drooled over Anna Kendrick throughout the video because he thought it was funny. He complained about the design of scenes even though it's extremely obvious what's going on. The ball is a three day party, so Cinderella keeps going back. On the third day, the prince knows she's going to run, so he puts some sticky stuff on the stairs to get her stuck. As she gets stuck, everything stops, and she starts walking around to sing. At the end of her song, she goes back to where she was, and everything continues at normal. It's pretty obvious what was going on. There was no reason to complain about it, but he could have at least been funny. When I watched the movie with my dad, he said, "I would have just run down the stairs and grabbed her."

They need a new host for the show because this guy absolutely sucks. He tries too hard to be funny, he fails when he tries, he finds stupid reasons for the movie to be bad, and he repeats the same jokes too much in one video.

#TimeForANewHost
User avatar #396123 to #396116 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
I get that being nit-picky and cynical is his schtick, and that it's supposed to be funny and all, but in the end it just ends up being a huge turnoff for me. Sometimes he criticizes nescessary plot points and he makes himself look like an asshat picking them apart. But his fans still eat it up, which is the worst.
#396125 to #396123 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** I used to love it. I don't know what happened. I guess I was just oblivious.   
   
I can understand that if he wouldn't have a show otherwise, but he could definitely find a better way to be funny.
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**Elk rolled image** I used to love it. I don't know what happened. I guess I was just oblivious.

I can understand that if he wouldn't have a show otherwise, but he could definitely find a better way to be funny.
#396154 to #396096 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
Stop going on Kotaku.
User avatar #396115 to #396096 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
>kotaku
why did you go there? why are you talking about them? the only way to fight them is to ignore them
User avatar #396114 to #396096 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
>Combat is the only gameplay in games.
User avatar #396111 to #396096 - dalokan (06/15/2015) [-]
So they want to watch a video
#396093 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
When you're streaming but you can't get your boner to go down
When you're streaming but you can't get your boner to go down
#396095 to #396093 - lulzforalpsplane (06/15/2015) [-]
FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4
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#396079 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I have to get up and get ready for work in three hours... I'm debating not even showering because I'm going to get super freaking dirty, and I'll have to shower immediately when I got home. I showed today around noon. Do you think it's be okay to do this?
User avatar #396112 to #396079 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Just don't ever shower. Problem solved.
User avatar #396113 to #396112 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
Sounds great, bud.
User avatar #396103 to #396079 - sineztro (06/15/2015) [-]
Probably but you know just put on your deodarnt and toothpaste and wash your face at least
User avatar #396104 to #396103 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
That's kinda how I felt. I'm almost isolated while at work, and I'm already dirty and sweaty by the time I'm near my coworkers, so I think it'll be fine.
User avatar #396105 to #396104 - sineztro (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah you do you though also try face wash keeps you from being so oily
User avatar #396099 to #396079 - rokkarokkaali (06/15/2015) [-]
I think I don't give half a fuck.
User avatar #396100 to #396099 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
Then get off the hating board.
User avatar #396091 to #396079 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
showered*
User avatar #396074 - ferrettamer (06/15/2015) [-]
I hate how FO4 comes out on a Tuesday. At least I have coop then and not school, so I won't have to do shit once I get home
User avatar #396077 to #396074 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
I hate how I wasnt there. I wanted one of those amiibos
User avatar #396078 to #396077 - ferrettamer (06/15/2015) [-]
same they were cute :3
User avatar #396080 to #396078 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
you're cute
User avatar #396070 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
bethesda conference happened, cant wait for that loser lizard king or whatever that faggots account name is, to shit up the front page with his unfunny ass
User avatar #396071 to #396070 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I think it's thelizardlord.
User avatar #396072 to #396071 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
hes unfunny and an attention whore.
User avatar #396073 to #396072 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I don't know him. I always found it annoying when I'd see stuff like this on the frontpage:

*stupid Fallout post*

Random Hick: hurr durr ur not lizardlicktowing

you'realizardharry: *Fallout related comment*
User avatar #396075 to #396073 - superchrischan (06/15/2015) [-]
its always
"I like Fallout! Tee-hee!" and his "friends" eat that shit up.

Its stupid, I fucking hate it
User avatar #396076 to #396075 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I hated geckoandspaghettios.

That crap wasn't funny.
#396056 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
I swear, everything having any sort of black main character always has to make a references to the fact that their skin is black. Even in a fucking Disney movie, they have to make a point of this. For once, I'd like to sit down and watch a movie with a black main character without having to be reminded of their race. This never happens with white, asian, or even hispanic main characters so why do they feel then need to do that with black ones? Maybe other people need the reassurance that these kind of characters are going through what they're going through, but I never felt like it was needed.
#396048 - furiousmarshmellow (06/15/2015) [-]
And fuck you, Windows 8.1 Google Chrome app, freezing on the OneDrive directory instead of the pictures folder whilst showing the site screen instead of the folder screen, meaning I can't click anything until you're done loading, AND crashing on me when I try to exit out and then taking fucking forever to log back in, only to crash again and cause me to log back in.

You're a whore, too.
User avatar #396049 to #396048 - dalokan (06/15/2015) [-]
did u try turning it on and off XD
#396046 - furiousmarshmellow (06/15/2015) [-]
Fuck you, mother nature.

You whore and your whore storms.
#396039 - dalokan (06/15/2015) [-]
>"No but Zero and X are totally brothers"
>"Which game said this, I can't remember seeing it in neither the ZX, X or Classic series"
>"Lol, it doesn't matter, they're brothers in my fanfiction so it must be true"

Shippers are the scum of this earth, I swear.
#396155 to #396039 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
LoK in a nutshell
#396038 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Calm+down+funnyjunk/funny-pictures/5580985/
Oh boy, here comes the "Stop the trend" trend.
User avatar #396067 to #396038 - dalokan (06/15/2015) [-]
Would this comment mark the beginning of the anti-stop the trend trend
#396053 to #396030 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Well, he isn't wrong.
User avatar #396107 to #396053 - lulzforalpsplane (06/15/2015) [-]
Aren't you so pure and special.
User avatar #396109 to #396108 - lulzforalpsplane (06/15/2015) [-]
Well at least you've said one funny thing on here.
User avatar #396110 to #396109 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Unlike you.
User avatar #396065 to #396053 - aoeui (06/15/2015) [-]
can you fuck off you autistic whore
User avatar #396090 to #396089 - aoeui (06/15/2015) [-]
no you won't fuck off or no you aren't an autistic whore?
User avatar #396092 to #396090 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
No I won't fuck off. Projecting is the worst, dude. If you think you're autistic you should probably see a doctor and get a diagnosis. :^)
User avatar #396094 to #396092 - aoeui (06/15/2015) [-]
wow cuts me deep
just kidding pls kill yourself already nobody likes you
User avatar #396097 to #396094 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
k killing self now
User avatar #396045 to #396030 - furiousmarshmellow (06/15/2015) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #396043 to #396030 - teoyuppie (06/15/2015) [-]
HHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
#396028 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I see people complaining about theme accounts every day, but then they love mcburd and skeletorexplains.
I see people complaining about theme accounts every day, but then they love mcburd and skeletorexplains.
User avatar #396068 to #396028 - mcburd (06/15/2015) [-]
I dont understand it.
#396122 to #396068 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
you are the problem
#396069 to #396068 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
So, you just do it for the hell of it then?
So, you just do it for the hell of it then?
User avatar #396082 to #396069 - skeletorexplains (06/15/2015) [-]
I think it's a bout late to be complaining about me. I havn't done anything since Novem. I just post my mascot sometimes.
#396083 to #396082 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I was just using you as an example, but my point holds true.
I was just using you as an example, but my point holds true.
User avatar #396084 to #396083 - skeletorexplains (06/15/2015) [-]
It holds true, but i just love the irony of the whole "Attention whore" angle.

>claims (X) is attentionwhore
>Spends every living moment attempting to get 'attentionwhore's Attention

It doesn't work like that. If people don't like something, Just hideall / block and go. It's the same thing i say to the people i block.

"If i have you blocked, It's probably because you were being shitty. If you want to be unblocked, Apologize and give me your username. Otherwise, You void your right to complain."
#396085 to #396084 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I've literally mentioned you one. What are you smoking? There's no need to be salty. I didn't even insult you.
I've literally mentioned you one. What are you smoking? There's no need to be salty. I didn't even insult you.
User avatar #396086 to #396085 - skeletorexplains (06/15/2015) [-]
I wasn't talking about you. i was pointing out people who say stupid shit..

#396087 to #396086 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh, I misunderstood. Sorry.   
   
I know you guys don't want to see it, but the reason I call you and mcburd out is because you're the only two that I actually like as people. There might be a couple more that I like, but you're the only two that come to mind.
Oh, I misunderstood. Sorry.

I know you guys don't want to see it, but the reason I call you and mcburd out is because you're the only two that I actually like as people. There might be a couple more that I like, but you're the only two that come to mind.
User avatar #396088 to #396087 - skeletorexplains (06/15/2015) [-]
Well i'd argue Mcburd puts more effort into the thing than i do. I'm garbage at Photoshop.

I just comment and sometimes make a funny.
User avatar #396101 to #396088 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Mcburd actually makes his image thingies?
User avatar #396102 to #396101 - skeletorexplains (06/15/2015) [-]
Her. and from what i understand, ya?
#396106 to #396102 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Wow. I thought she just got them from some random obscure thing. She's more of an attention-whore than I thought.
User avatar #396117 to #396106 - mcburd (06/15/2015) [-]
I dont do it for attenion, I do it cos I enjoy making people happy.
User avatar #396408 to #396117 - ferrettamer (06/16/2015) [-]
killing yourself would make me happy
User avatar #396130 to #396117 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I know a way you could make me happy
User avatar #396121 to #396117 - lobselvith (06/15/2015) [-]
Right. Just like camwhores and the chicks in NSFW like making people happy.
#396119 to #396117 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
yes you do, there are many other ways to make people happy.
User avatar #396120 to #396119 - mcburd (06/15/2015) [-]
And I've chosen this one.
If enjoying human interaction counts as "Attention whoring" then so be it.
#396124 to #396120 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
>human interaction
You mean when people just get on their knees and suck on your overgrown clit? All you do is make a stupid fucking comment and then post that gay ass bird of yours and retards go apeshit over it. You barely "interact" with those subhumans, but if you do, you reply to them once with a sentence.
Face it, you like the attention and you're ashamed to admit that you are an attention whore.
User avatar #396183 to #396124 - mcburd (06/15/2015) [-]
Well yeah, I dont have the longer conversations right in the middle of a fukken comments section about something completely different. Maybe I do like attention, Its human fucking nature to enjoy attention. What the fuck is so bad about wanting to talk to people? Should I just lurk and not say anything? Whats the point?
#396025 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
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Hoponthefeelstrain, did you just thumb this down because it's lnfinitereaper?
User avatar #396034 to #396025 - gibroner (06/15/2015) [-]
is that not reason enough?
User avatar #396036 to #396034 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was just wondering if that was actually the reason.
User avatar #396035 to #396033 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
I missed the part about AIDS. I had trouble understanding his comment. My bad.
#396022 - therealwombocombo (06/15/2015) [-]
>Make an account just to post youtube videos
>Account level isn't high enough

Well, maybe if you let me post a fucking video, I can raise my account level.
Admin, if you are reading this, I hope you know that you are a dumb nigger.
#396024 to #396022 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
Just repost the greatest piece of content this site has seen.
#396019 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
Learned a shit ton and made a presentation on feudal Japan when I was suppose to be writing it about ancient Japan.
Learned a shit ton and made a presentation on feudal Japan when I was suppose to be writing it about ancient Japan.
User avatar #396098 to #396019 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
Good news everyone! I'm now an expert on the Incan people!
User avatar #396032 to #396019 - dalokan (06/15/2015) [-]
get rekt
User avatar #396023 to #396019 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
So, in Japanese history where precisely is the line between ancient Japan and feudal Japan? I'd imagine it'd be somewhere around the Taika reforms but I'unno.
User avatar #396026 to #396023 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
There is no line, Feudal comes after classical Japan.

Ancient enters into classical after the Kofun age enters into the Asuka age.

I was studying the kamakura time of rule
User avatar #396029 to #396026 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
I see then. Neat.
User avatar #396031 to #396029 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, Japans history is cool. Too bad you get grouped with weebs if you show interest.
User avatar #396037 to #396031 - gibroner (06/15/2015) [-]
as long as you don't think that japanese culture is the epitome of human society then you're good
User avatar #396041 to #396037 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
They were pretty much inferior to Rome in every way, so don't worry.
User avatar #396044 to #396041 - gibroner (06/15/2015) [-]
well rome at it's peak was a damn fine society but even better were the ancient germanic tribes which is why they ended the western roman empire
User avatar #396054 to #396044 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
The germanic people killed a wounded dog.
User avatar #396057 to #396054 - gibroner (06/15/2015) [-]
true the romans did most of the work themselves
User avatar #396021 to #396019 - bladeboy (06/15/2015) [-]
I also swallowed a cherry core
#396009 - aoeui (06/15/2015) [-]
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ruzan-badalyan-husband-samuel-forrest-5127820
I wanna just do this and then give the tard for adoption 1 month later
#395997 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
I hate that I'm beginning to detest my best friend. He was once really funny and I enjoyed being around him, but ever since I moved away and the only way we could stayed in contact was through the internet, I'm learning a lot about him and I don't really like what I'm learning.
#396003 to #395997 - Elk (06/15/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I always hated growing to detest my best friends. My best friend for later elementary and lower high school was really big into making games on paper, so I got into it, too. During out summer vacation one time, he told me that he didn't want to make games anymore, and then he got a girlfriend. I was pondering my life in the summer like, "What am I doing?" I started to improve myself, and he never really changed past that initial point of stopping the games thing and getting a girlfriend. He still acted about the same, but we didn't have that same bond that we had in our younger years. As we got older, I changed more and more, and he never actually did. He started trying to be like me my last two years of school, and I absolutely hated him after that. In the end, it turns out that he's too impressionable. He wasn't my friend anymore. To this day, I still don't like him, but what I wouldn't give to go back and relive some of those days coming up with those games.
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