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#462447 - cycloneclone
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(03/19/2016) [-]
i got an ingrown nail on muh big toe and its infected and its hurts like a bitch and i walk like a fucking pirate god pls help me
#462456 to #462447 - sugoi
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
Cut it out
#462448 to #462447 - Elk
Reply -2
(03/19/2016) [-]
There's only one solution.
#462437 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
I can't extend my right arm completely.
#462451 to #462437 - badmotorfinger
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(03/19/2016) [-]
who's that in your profile pic? I don't think its you because i'm pretty sure you're blond
#462457 to #462451 - sugoi
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(03/19/2016) [-]
It's the guy on FJ doing that anti feminisit shit and fucking with the billboards filled with SJW shit.

He posted himself on FJ which lead to some random anon informing his dorm who he was and what he's done.
#462425 - bladeboy
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(03/19/2016) [-]
My snapchat wont send
#462449 to #462425 - teoberry
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(03/19/2016) [-]
hmu
#462455 to #462449 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
send me yours fam
#462417 - totallytito
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#462420 to #462417 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** /Nyeknyueknyek/funny-pictures/5861708/244#244

You dislike me because I'm one of the few who doesn't listen to your retarded comments.
#462422 to #462420 - totallytito
Reply +2
(03/19/2016) [-]
No you stalk me everywhere to thumb me down when I'm minding my own damn business. You have Zero self respect.
#462510 to #462422 - blazingsoul
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Oh these types of people are all over funnyjunk, the scary thing is they do stalk you all over funnyjunk to downthumb you, its a bit scary. They have to find each post manually and downthumb it. I have my profile set to friends only and somehow they still find me. You down thumb them once and then they just go into raging stalker mode.
#462423 to #462422 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Wow, someone has a big ego. I barely even see you. It's just that, the times that I do see you, you're making genuinely retarded comments. I'm not even exaggerating. I have never seen you make one smart thing. I backed off last time because I felt bad for you. You're stupid and ugly. I saw you in that selfie thread once, and I have to say that I wasn't shocked to see that that's how you looked. For anybody who doesn't know what he looks like, let me just say that the comments are fitting.

Besides, why are you being a cry baby about thumbs? In that comment, it literally shows you replying to me and thumbing me down. How can anybody be this delusional?
#462428 to #462423 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
For anyone curious.

This is what he posted, and I couldn't picture anybody even joking about this. Fitting. Right?
#462429 to #462428 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Holy shit you keep stalking me O.o
You saved a pic of a guy on your hard drive.

This just went from dickish to creepy
#462443 to #462429 - dalokan
Reply +3
(03/19/2016) [-]
If it's any consolation, he creeps out the female users in this board too tbh
#462430 to #462429 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Stalking you? Darksideofthebeast made a comment about some idiots. I went there and backed him up since he was right. You thumbed me down and called me salty, and then you came here to make a post about me. I frequent this board, and you used my name, as though I've never fought back before.

As for the picture, no, I did not save it. I remembered which post it was on, and I went through the comments until I found "tito". Sure enough, I was right.
#462432 to #462430 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
And for the record, I actually came here, posted about you, then i saw a thread(this one)
/hating/462408#462408

Clicked it, and as usual i saw you being a dick to people.
Dude I slightly dislike you. Maybe not enough to revolve my life around you, but you make my life less than perfect.
#462431 to #462430 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Bro you actively searched for a guy's picture, for what?
If you wanted to see my face just ask and I can snap a pic for you.
Really man, you're actually creeping me out a little IRL.

All i was doing was pointing out that I dislike you, and here you go
"HEY GUIS LOOK THIS GUY SAIS STUFF I DONT LIKE LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE HAS A FACE I KNOW RIGHT?"
#462450 to #462431 - ohemgeezus
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(03/19/2016) [-]
He's a pretty big creep on the board, too. He specifically targets females, literally begs them for nudes in private messages and can't take the hint that that he wont ever get them
#462433 to #462431 - Elk
Reply -1
(03/19/2016) [-]
It didn't take a lot of time, bud.

If I creep you out this much, perhaps you should leave.

Okay, but you're going on about how I'm stalking you and being nasty to you, but both notifications that I had when I got back on were from you, and neither one was positive.
#462434 to #462433 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Yeah well sorry for double-barging on you like that, but you've been a recurring problem for the last couple of months, so it's hard not to expect me to be a bit annoyed with you.

Just don't go through stuff just to look for pictures of people, that shit's weird.
Not internet-weird, I mean IRL weird.

If we can agree just to stay out of eachother's way from now on, that would be wonderful.
#462435 to #462434 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
>>#462417,
#462439 to #462435 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
There, I deleted it.

As I said, I dislike you for being in my way and just following me around to pull crappy stunts. But since I'm taking back the post, I'd prefer if we can turn a blind eye to eachother from now on.
#462436 to #462435 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
What, you want me to take it down?
Sure, will you agree to stay out of my way?
I'll be happy to delete it if we can cooperate.
#462438 to #462436 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
No, you made a post about disliking me, and now you're telling me to stay out of your way. Mmmkay.
#462440 to #462438 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
So.. what, are you just throw a tantrum and get even worse?
Or can we mutually agree to steer clear?
#462441 to #462440 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
>posts picture and links comment
>"You're pitching a hissy fit."

You really are delusional, buddy.
#462442 to #462441 - totallytito
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Don't pull a trump,
answer the question.
#462445 to #462442 - Elk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
You and your powerful intellect should have been able to figure out the answer from my comments.

>"Are you just throw a tantrum lol at that wording, by the way and get even worse?"

There were clear implications that I'm not throwing a tantrum.

>"Can we mutually agree to steer clear?"

I've stated that I have no recollection of interacting with you. You came here and made this post about me, then you went to one of my comments and called me out for something that I was right about, thumbed me down, then came back and complained that I stalk you and thumb you down. I don't know how to steer any more clearly.
#462446 to #462445 - totallytito
Reply +1
(03/19/2016) [-]
Newsflash man, I'm not a genius and I never called myself wise, the users did.
I somewhat gave up making hawaiian phrases because I get too much praise and I wind up looking like an overrated big-shot(which i kindof am honestly, it's just a theme).

I don't know you all that well and the internet makes it even harder to understand your tone so it was hard to gather what you're trying to imply without being direct.


Hm my grammar slipped for a bit, thanks for pointing that out.

Seeing as how right now you have no intention of bothering me in the future, I can go on my merry way and have my life continue as usual. Thank you.

Have a good day.
#462421 to #462420 - anon
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(03/19/2016) [-]
no elk
he dislikes you because youre an annoying bitch
#462424 to #462421 - Elk
Reply -1
(03/19/2016) [-]
Good one.
#462419 to #462417 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
Get off my board.
#462413 - huntergriff
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(03/19/2016) [-]
It's not bad that I have no sympathy for gawker getting fucked by hulk hogan, right?

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#462414 to #462413 - anon
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(03/19/2016) [-]
#462415 to #462414 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(03/19/2016) [-]
Good.
#462416 to #462415 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
cool
now delete that post
#462418 to #462416 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(03/19/2016) [-]
make me, fegget.
#462408 - darksideofthebeast
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(03/19/2016) [-]
/Nyeknyueknyek/funny-pictures/5861708/199#199
>thumbing me down but not replying to me to tell me why I'm wrong
FEEL THE BERN
#462444 to #462408 - dalokan
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Why don't poor people just buy more money?
#462426 to #462408 - ohemgeezus
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(03/19/2016) [-]
they probably think you're serious in your first comment and don't see the mocking tone, then just bandwagoned and thumbed you other one too
#462410 to #462408 - anon
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(03/19/2016) [-]
15 is to hight but yeah no
raising the minimum wage doesnt AUTOMATICALLY cause inflation
its gradual and to an extent its even purely good for economies
its near where it should be to not cause problems though the most you could do is 10 and even that is dangerous
#462411 to #462410 - darksideofthebeast
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(03/19/2016) [-]
I fully agree on raising it to 10, I think that would be really good for everyone. 15 however... Is too ridiculous and would cause inflation
#462452 to #462411 - anon
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(03/19/2016) [-]
why would it cause inflation
#462453 to #462452 - darksideofthebeast
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Raises the price of everything else because 15 standard would make supply and demand go up.
#462454 to #462453 - darksideofthebeast
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(03/19/2016) [-]
2 fuckin' tired rn tbh bro I'll explain more in detail when I'm up if you even care
#462412 to #462411 - anon
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(03/19/2016) [-]
agreed
#462393 - rokkai
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(03/18/2016) [-]
2 days ago, me and a bunch of friends were chosen to make presentations. i was waiting for my turn and a girl friend of mine started hers and right before she finished, there was a fucking huge ass rage face. now i already knew that she liked 9gag since she occasionaly showes me some "quality content" but the real cringe started after she tried to explain what it is to the professor when she asked about it.
#462396 to #462393 - TheseChocodiles
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(03/18/2016) [-]
That's so rough
#462394 to #462393 - Elk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
1) She sounds awesome.
2) Which rage face?
#462397 to #462394 - rokkai
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(03/18/2016) [-]
1)she is as ordinary as she can be
2) it was the y u no thing
#462398 to #462397 - Elk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
"What do you mean 'y u no x'?"
#462399 to #462398 - rokkai
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
yeah that shit
#462400 to #462399 - Elk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
No, I mean that I'm confused at how your professor didn't understand that.
#462401 to #462400 - rokkai
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
well, she's not young. she recognized spongebob from the next presentation but that was whole another story
#462391 - tvfreakuk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Mam: Are you sure you don't need a tv license to own a TV? I'm pretty sure that you need to pay the tv licence if you have one.
Me: No, like I've said before, it says on their website and all their letters that you only need it for watching live tv; recordings and dvds are fine though
Auntie: But I'm sure you still need one. If they see you have a tv, you have no way to prove that you haven't been watching live tv
Me: I don't have an aerial, and the only way I can watch live tv is online. If they see I have been doing it online then they can fine me, but I don't
Auntie: But you won't have any way to prove that you aren't.
Me: *basically just make the same point again*
Auntie and mam: Oh for god sake you're always like this! You never listen to us and act so stubborn! God forbid we try to help you with something when you never listen!

This happens every time I come back home. Every family member I have will say some stupid shit and then I tell them what's actually up I'm always in the wrong, and I'm "just being stubborn"

Another thing that always happens that annoys me is that I have the nickname "the fiddler" in my family because I'm always "fiddling with stuff and breaking it"
Every time there is something wrong with something and I try to fix it because I know how to do it my auntie will lose her shit "oh I'm not letting the fiddler mess about with it and break it!" because I maybe broke something one time when I was younger that I can't even remember because I was so young. Like one time my auntie bought a new bracelet but no one could figure out how the clasp worked. I could see just from looking at it how it was meant to work and tried to help but my auntie was like "I'm not letting you fiddle and break something again!"
And when I actually fix the problem all they ever say is that I don't actually know what I'm doing with things and that I'm just "fiddling around until it eventually works"
I think from now on I'll just not fix the stuff for them, but at the same time the only reason I try to fix it is that it's so frustrating when I'm watching them act like the cavemen from Space Odyssey whenever the thing their trying to set up isn't working.
#462402 to #462391 - princessren
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(03/19/2016) [-]
>TV license

what the fuq?
#462403 to #462402 - tvfreakuk
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
In the UK because the bbc is publicly funded you have to have one if you watch live tv. Its only like £12 a month or around that though
#462404 to #462403 - princessren
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(03/19/2016) [-]
so it's like a tax?
#462405 to #462404 - tvfreakuk
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Sort of yeah. But set up differently, as apposed to how you're usually taxed with it coming off your pay

Do they have council/poll tax at all where you're at? That's where it's just a certain amount a month that you pay directly to your city council. We still get taxed on pay in the UK, but then we have to set up direct debits for those other things too.
#462406 to #462405 - princessren
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(03/19/2016) [-]
I dunno
I just don't think tax when I hear license
That seems like...oh the government needs to make sure you are qualified and able/know how to...drive...or hunt. Or like...you are a legitimate business. Not watch television
#462407 to #462406 - alexanderburns
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Well, TV can be pretty violent
#462390 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
God I fucking hate how SWTOR does its stupid PVP...You have to wait in a fucking loading screen sit through a cut scene and then if you take too long to load, the game kicks you from the match.
#462385 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/18/2016) [-]
procrastinating 2 fucking projects that are due this week suddenly seems like a bad idea.

i hate how this is the second time they pulled this shit tho. why the hell would you give us 2 big assigments right at the end? we have 3 intern days and only 2 school days, thats not enough time bruh.
also just like last year there was little to no teacher to help us with the projects.
i hate how we were the "test class" as in "lets try new things we dont know jack shit about but blame on the students if they fuck up class"
also i hate how i felt that i learned more in the last couple of classes these weeks than i have in 4 goddamn years in this college i apparently wasnt the only one because the teacher asked for feedback and that was the first thing someone said.
#462384 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
YOUR KING HAS RETURNED
#462387 to #462384 - Elk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
I never left.
#462381 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
jesus christ why is it so expensive?!

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GG1OXA?keywords=star
#462386 to #462381 - princessren
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(03/18/2016) [-]
that doesn't sound too bad
games today are like 60 dollars, and this is like plus all the DLC
#462388 to #462386 - huntergriff
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(03/18/2016) [-]
the game's been dead since 2011 though. I just want it so that I could get the emulator.
#462392 to #462388 - Elk
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
Ask Santa for it.
#462376 - balor
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(03/18/2016) [-]
I fucking hate how black uni students debate


shieeet nigas black bodiuess uh niggas dead in streets uh queeer niggas uh dark flesh skin uh white devils uh president kill dad nigga uh shiieeet bitch chicken uh intersectional uh systems of privilege uh systems of oppression uh, nigggas uh nigger nigger nigger nigger uh niggas uh nigger boddy kangs nigger uh we wuz like uh hol up uh we wuz uh read the books uh we wuz slaves uh hol up uh post slave syndrome uh we wuz uh we uh wuz uh hol uh up uh we wuz uh niggas uh we ayoo uh we wuz uh like uh hol up uh ayoo nigga uh whit boy uh racis uh we wuz like uh dinduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nufffin uh we uh we wuz uh we wuz like uh we wuz like kang and shieet uh egyptians uh egyptians were all uh were all black uh egyptians were all black
#462374 - balor
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
Reading the 48 Laws of power and realizing every god damned politician, even the so called honest ones are playing us for a bunch of fools.
#462372 - geothermal
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(03/18/2016) [-]
"Geothermal got himself up every day since hes moved in here!"

Yeah, who would have fucking guessed, me, as a 19 year old with a job would be able to wake himself up every danm morning LIKE I HAVE SINCE I WAS IN FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.


FUCK YOU GRANDMA, YOU USELESS FUCKING LEECH CUNT.
#462369 - anon
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(03/18/2016) [-]
GIF
Friday, last day of the week. I was feeling happy because it meant I was going to be able to enjoy the rest of the week, evidently that's not the case.

At work, I get shouted at for doing something that every other employee has done thousands of times over, and the person-in-question knows very well the other employees do this. This has been the case for everything in my workplace, I'm the goddamn scapegoat for these pricks. It's been a very busy month as various things have been happening and I haven't been able to do much apart from work.

I finish the day and think "Hey, lets get my family something I know they really enjoy!" So I bought them some food from the chip shop, knowing how much they enjoy it. I come home, I immediately get shouted at by the bitch because I didn't attend an appointment with a place that THEY SCHEDULED ONE DAY EARLY BUT DIDN'T TELL ME

Then the bitch shouts me out because I bought them all treats, saying "Oh why didn't you damn tell me you were buying food, I wouldn't need to slave away at dinner!" Well fuck me for trying to be nice you ungrateful, insufferable cunt.

This week has been awful, and I just feel like not speaking to anybody for the weekend and enjoying time by myself.

I go on my mobile. FUCKING. VOICEMAIL.The cunts from before will ring me any time within 48 hours to berate me because they scheduled my appointment early, didn't let me know and expected me to attend it.
#462375 to #462369 - balor
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Advice: If your family and work is full of a bunch of shit heads, then you should always expect them to be shit heads.
Then you won't be surprised when something goes wrong and you will feel alot more prepared and alot happier about your situation.
#462360 - anon
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Jesus christ what the fuck is happening anymore
#462363 to #462360 - gibroner
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(03/18/2016) [-]
GIF
It
#462361 to #462360 - masterboll
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(03/18/2016) [-]
youre being too specific, anon. can you be a little more vague for me?
#462357 - Elk
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(03/18/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** I accidentally spoiled a movie for my aunt. She said that she doesn't believe me, so maybe she won't be too upset when she watches the movie. :3
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I accidentally spoiled a movie for my aunt. She said that she doesn't believe me, so maybe she won't be too upset when she watches the movie. :3
#462364 to #462357 - gibroner
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father
Soylent Green is made out of people
Rosebud is the name of his sled from when he was a child
The Planet was earth all along
#462371 to #462364 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(03/18/2016) [-]
Han solo dies
Captain America dies
Superman dies
Jon snow is a Targaryen
#462409 to #462371 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
Wait, are those real spoilers?
#462427 to #462409 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(03/19/2016) [-]
yeah
#462356 - aoeui
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(03/18/2016) [-]
>you will never uncover the lost knowledge of the universe
>your generation will not be the one to finally transcend the boundaries of regular human brains
>your intelligence which took 3.5 billion years to produce isn't a mere fraction of what will be in 1000 years
>all these ants think they're worth something
>at least I'm smarter than a black person