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User avatar #283265 - clavatninenine (06/26/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/E3+2014/funny-pictures/5196541/

i fucking hate the comment section in this post.

It's always the same shit "durr xbone sux ps4 mastur rayce" "nuuuu! xbone is best ps4 suxxxxxxxxxx bawlz" "hurr durr pc master race chekin innnn"

and then you get into the individual game companies being brought into the argument and everybody gets mad at eachother, are obsessed with trying to find some gratification in their bullshit lives by trying to make somebody else feel like shit for enjoying a different type of game than they do.

It's this cancerous over-competitive bullshit that causes video games to not be what they could be. Companies feed on this. They get their fans to hate any other company and isolate themselves and their fans from everything else. If people would just get the fuck over themselves and accept the fact that the entire world doesn't revolve around one company or one style of game or one platform, and the companies behind it all got over themselves and collaborated for a fucking change, the video game industry would advance by decades if not more. We have all this amazing technology, and companies have all this research done and ideas, but they are so protective of it and unwilling to let anybody else use it that it becomes practically worthless.

tldr: the gaming industry is a brittle husk of what it could be if people would just shut the fuck up and accept other possibilities outside their own cloistered little world.
#283259 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
a mouse just crawled right on me while I was lying in bed   
I don't know if I can go back in there
a mouse just crawled right on me while I was lying in bed
I don't know if I can go back in there
User avatar #283397 to #283259 - majormayor (06/26/2014) [-]
I thought that you thought that they're cute and you wanted to hold them.
User avatar #283280 to #283259 - shibe ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #283273 to #283259 - newposterintown (06/26/2014) [-]
Watch out, he might eat you or something.
User avatar #283270 to #283259 - ivoryhammer (06/26/2014) [-]
It's just a little mouse, don't be such a puss.
User avatar #283263 to #283259 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Are you ren?
User avatar #283266 to #283263 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
It now seems obvious, since I read your name properly. What happened to other acc?
User avatar #283283 to #283266 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
I came up with this pun and it wasn't taken
User avatar #283284 to #283283 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Ah, so an alt.
User avatar #283262 to #283259 - stringfingerable ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe it needs emotional support because some asshole cat named Tom is hell bent on trying to kill it.
User avatar #283261 to #283259 - alexanderburns (06/26/2014) [-]
probably wanted sex
#283258 - stringfingerable ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
My friend thinks this is cute.
User avatar #283260 to #283258 - thegrohltroll (06/26/2014) [-]
I never understood this "taking a picture of shoes while standing on a group" thing
Even though I'm not a fan of crocs, I can't really hate on them for wearing them because that would be stupid. almost as stupid as wearing fucking crocs
#283252 - misticalz ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Apparently making buddhist peace symbol, is racist in minecraft now.
Banned from a minecraft server
User avatar #283253 to #283252 - conquistafag (06/26/2014) [-]
maybe they were looking at a different angle and saw it rotated 45 degrees, making it a nazi swastika
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User avatar #283254 to #283253 - misticalz ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Probably.
When the mod flew up to me
he said
"GG"
is that Jewish for skinhead?
#283256 to #283254 - conquistafag (06/26/2014) [-]
why would he say "GG," then proceed to ban you
User avatar #283257 to #283256 - misticalz ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Iunno lol
User avatar #283250 - thegrohltroll (06/26/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/meme+war/funny-pictures/5196727/

Everything about this post is wrong. 9gag meating? Meme war? Ban from the internet?
#283236 - blebergotswag (06/26/2014) [-]
I actually legitimately believe that bronyism or being a manchild in general should be a crime punishable by public execution.    
Today, this shit is getting more and more common.. Pathetic manchildren who obsess over MLP, pokemon, kirby, SANIC, you name it. At this rate, our entire next generation will consist entirely of babbling autists that serve no purpose but to waste resources and spread their immense stupidity over the internet. The solution? Implement artificial "natural selection". Teach them to stop being so fucking pathetic or they'll be publicly executed.    
Anyone else agree?
I actually legitimately believe that bronyism or being a manchild in general should be a crime punishable by public execution.
Today, this shit is getting more and more common.. Pathetic manchildren who obsess over MLP, pokemon, kirby, SANIC, you name it. At this rate, our entire next generation will consist entirely of babbling autists that serve no purpose but to waste resources and spread their immense stupidity over the internet. The solution? Implement artificial "natural selection". Teach them to stop being so fucking pathetic or they'll be publicly executed.
Anyone else agree?
User avatar #283245 to #283236 - billywonka (06/26/2014) [-]
as long as they don't walk around in shit filled diapers it really doesn't matter
also don't touch my fucking sanic
#283238 to #283236 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
Kirby is adorable
User avatar #283281 to #283238 - shibe ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
its like a ball of pinkness with big oval eyes like nigga how the fuck could anyone not think that is cute
User avatar #283237 to #283236 - teoberry (06/26/2014) [-]
>next generation
Nigga this shit is mostly the 18 and aboves doing it, don't blame us
User avatar #283240 to #283237 - givememoarpony (06/26/2014) [-]
It's copypasta, I saw it here two times before.
User avatar #283241 to #283240 - teoberry (06/26/2014) [-]
oh lel
User avatar #283242 to #283241 - givememoarpony (06/26/2014) [-]
the gif was the same too
User avatar #283244 to #283242 - rynkar (06/26/2014) [-]
I really don't understand why he keeps doing it. Is he awaiting a brony to get pissy at him or something?
User avatar #283246 to #283244 - givememoarpony (06/26/2014) [-]
shitposters gonna shitpost. they just keep doing it because they crave attention, not in a paranoid way, but because "hurr durr its funny!!!".
User avatar #283235 - stringfingerable ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I hate that my left leg isn't as fucking flexible like my right leg. Like, I can't do my kicks properly without feeling a pop in my leg sockets or whatever.
User avatar #283232 - istartedthewar (06/26/2014) [-]
So recently I had to share a room for a week in a half with one friend and another "friend" who is the most close minded shallow fag ever fag not used in homosexual context, fag used in you know, fuck it. . We were in Italy for a choir trip, and the only channel in our hotel room that played English anything was MTV music. So they play all these songs and everything, we get to talking, and this is what first pissed me the fuck off-- He said any electronic music (he meant basically any music done on a computer) isn't music and all it is is pressing buttons he plays piano... Then, he said hip hop/rap also isn't music, and he said it's just talking with the same beat played 1000x over in the background.


I had to vent my anger somewhere because he is so fucking stupid

#283231 - metalsanic (06/26/2014) [-]
I hate it when I type out a long logical reason to why I hate something and then people respond with "stop baiting". Like seriously I could say the same for them.
#283228 - hauntzor (06/26/2014) [-]
I bought Sim City 4 recently because I remembered having a lot of fun with it as a kid and the music was really relaxing.  Plus, the Rush Our expansion pack was included.  No way was I gonna pass that up.  I'd lost the original CD-ROM  holy fuck, how long has it been since anyone's said the word "CD-ROM"?  ages ago anyway.   
   
Goddamn, shit's fuckin' hard.  I can't even have fun with it because I keep managing to fuck my budget up, and I started wondering what even made it enjoyable as a kid, and then remembered that I was just always taking out loans so I could buy more bullshit because I had no concept of money, and I'd end up getting into debt anyway.   
   
I can see why The Sims became much more popular.  It's so much easier managing the budget of a single family instead of an entire fucking city.   
   
>Bowser is basically the personification of my attempt in running a city
I bought Sim City 4 recently because I remembered having a lot of fun with it as a kid and the music was really relaxing. Plus, the Rush Our expansion pack was included. No way was I gonna pass that up. I'd lost the original CD-ROM holy fuck, how long has it been since anyone's said the word "CD-ROM"? ages ago anyway.

Goddamn, shit's fuckin' hard. I can't even have fun with it because I keep managing to fuck my budget up, and I started wondering what even made it enjoyable as a kid, and then remembered that I was just always taking out loans so I could buy more bullshit because I had no concept of money, and I'd end up getting into debt anyway.

I can see why The Sims became much more popular. It's so much easier managing the budget of a single family instead of an entire fucking city.

>Bowser is basically the personification of my attempt in running a city
User avatar #283247 to #283228 - kosmic (06/26/2014) [-]
btw how much did you pay for sim shitty 4? It is on sale but I think I saw it on a lower price before
User avatar #283374 to #283247 - hauntzor (06/26/2014) [-]
Like 20 bucks.
#283221 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
why do they show scary movie commercials at night time
why do they show scary movie commercials at night time
User avatar #283222 to #283221 - majormayor (06/26/2014) [-]
So you can hug someone or your comfort blanket to feel all nice and safe.
User avatar #283223 to #283222 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
no I think the purpose is to help sell movie tickets

but I watch TV to help sleep, not keep me awake
User avatar #283224 to #283223 - majormayor (06/26/2014) [-]
How does watching television help?
User avatar #283225 to #283224 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
background noise
User avatar #283226 to #283225 - majormayor (06/26/2014) [-]
To drown out all the other sounds of the night? You remind me of my younger sister, although I think she has grown out of it.
User avatar #283227 to #283226 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
alot of my people in my family do it
my dad usually falls asleep watching tv in his room
my sister watches elf like every night
User avatar #283216 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I hate when the blades attached to sticky tape don't do fucking shit to cut it.
User avatar #283213 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
autotune sucks.
User avatar #283212 - bladeboy (06/26/2014) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/293we2/iama_male_porn_star_and_director_im_james_deen/

I hate that James Dean is funny. Motherfucker has everything and it's not fair.
User avatar #283229 to #283212 - awesomerninjathing (06/26/2014) [-]
DEEN
not Dean
User avatar #283215 to #283212 - teoyeezy (06/26/2014) [-]
stop sucking as a person then.
User avatar #283217 to #283215 - bladeboy (06/26/2014) [-]
Fuck you, fat artistic faggot

I'm sorry that was't called for
User avatar #283234 to #283217 - teoberry (06/26/2014) [-]
C'mon Ben isn't fat.
User avatar #283218 to #283217 - teoyeezy (06/26/2014) [-]
no im not fat remember im 160 now but i am an artistic faggot and i have acne
User avatar #283264 to #283218 - freedomreturns (06/26/2014) [-]
Proud of you.
User avatar #283210 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
The reasoning my uncle has sometimes amazes me...

So he said i needed new brakes for my car, i thought they were fine, i was use to them, they were a little worn feeling but no big deal, i learned to drive with them.

No.

Ok, so fine then, we go to the neighbor whos a mechanic to see if i need new brakes. We take off the front wheel, and what a surprise, the brakes are just fine. He even test-drove the car himself to get a good idea on what the brakes felt like. They were just fine to him.

No.

We check the back brakes, they are worn and one caliper has seized up. No big deal though, brakes are 80front/20back, and its not a big deal to repair. Even my neighbor says that its unimportant for now, and more effort should be put into a good tune up for the car.

No.

Buy new back brakes, install them and test them. No fucking difference.

Now im out 300$.
User avatar #283211 to #283210 - misticalz ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
why the fuck would you let him though
User avatar #283220 to #283211 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
I dont get much say in the matter, i still owe him money for the car.
User avatar #283204 - rokkarokkaali (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm so glad we get a 2 week vacation off of school. Just what I needed. 2 weeks of anxiousness and nervousness about putting off all the work we're given to do over the break.

Seriously, who the fuck decides the best way to spend a vacation is writing two papers over why musical instruments are categorized whichever way they are and making a 3d model of a neuron?
User avatar #283219 to #283204 - misticalz ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
lol winter break
User avatar #283205 to #283204 - ferrettamer (06/26/2014) [-]
That sounds like fun tbh
User avatar #283206 to #283205 - rokkarokkaali (06/26/2014) [-]
Not if you're so lazy you headbutt a door so you don't have to push it when your hands
User avatar #283207 to #283206 - rokkarokkaali (06/26/2014) [-]
with*
brain pls
User avatar #283200 - turkeylegleg (06/26/2014) [-]
And here I though ED was gone for good.
You need to login to view this link
Thank fuck, this site comes back from the dead more often than marvel characters i tried
User avatar #283214 to #283200 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
i thought it was .se, not .es...did they get taken down again?
User avatar #283208 to #283200 - majormayor (06/26/2014) [-]
I had beem waiting for the Elliot Rodger article and I am pleased with the product.
User avatar #283203 to #283200 - awesomerninjathing (06/26/2014) [-]
remember the offended page?
User avatar #283201 to #283200 - ferrettamer (06/26/2014) [-]
Why do you want erectile dysfunction?
User avatar #283190 - thesoulless (06/26/2014) [-]
>we have to be at the airport 2 hours before boarding time
>10 minutes for baggage check in
> 5> minutes for security
>1:45 to sit around waiting to board, bored
At least there's Internet

I hate typing on an iPod on fj, because it's slow to respond
User avatar #283194 to #283190 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
That "2-4 hour" thing is based on where you are really, i went to o'hare three hours before my flight and still missed it.
User avatar #283185 - thesoulless (06/26/2014) [-]
>tfw airport Internet is faster than mine
User avatar #283188 to #283185 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
>twf comcast business class for one computer

get on my level
User avatar #283184 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
There are no good plans for a homemade smoke grenade launcher after the NSA removed them all. Not fucking kidding, i remember some of these and they are now all gone due to "legal request". Just trying to get 4th of July funstuffs but of course i cant.


I will have to settle for my old childhood pvc setup as usual.
#283191 to #283184 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
And if anyone cares what im talking about as "pcv setup", its this thing. Me and my friend Matt came up with this fucker about 4-5 years ago, and its the coolest thing devious little kids could've ever made. It was made primarily with excess PVC piping, two 9-volt batteries, a pushbutton switch, a glow plug and a bunch of special bottle rocket rockets.

You buy a spool of the black fuse for fireworks, the kind that goes up fast, and re-fuse the bottle rocket rockets, we lined them up in a square 1" "magazine" and have them gravity feed into the barrel, where the fuse is lit by the glow plug, and the rocket fire out the end. Effectively a bottle rocket sub machine gun.

We actually have about 4 of these, and they have worked great for the past few years, only problem is if you let all of the rockets go in one continuous button-push, it tends to get really hot and damage the pvp/glowplug/magazine.

And the picture is for anyone who wants to make their own for 4th of july, because theyre cool as fuck.
User avatar #283196 to #283191 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
And before anyone asks any of these:

No my parents never knew about these.
Yes my group of friends used them for total war against eachother.
Yes this is very illegal.
No, you cannot make it with cardboard (we tried).
Yes you can injure someone very bad with this kind of thing.

If anyone is interested, i can also talk about the "shit-PG" that my friend Seth made one day.
User avatar #283197 to #283196 - thesoulless (06/26/2014) [-]
>yes you can injure someone very bad
I would've though that kinda goes without saying, it's practically a mortar cannon

Also I'd love to hear about the shit-pg
User avatar #283198 to #283197 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
Ok then, the shit-pg... Oh my god this was the literal worst thing me and my group of friends ever made, and it really wasnt the original design, is was how we used it and what it fired.
Originally, the shit-pg was a metal tube with a semicicle cutout at one end, to keep a large firework rocket from falling out the back when fired. It was kind of neat because you could shoulder launch a large rocket into the air, or at a friend, or whatever you wanted to fire a rocket at. Neat design, but very simple. it was just a tube with a half cover at the end really, you lit the rocket, dropped it in and aimed.

Now, Seth's dad did homemade pyrotechnic stuff for 4th of july, and had a bunch of the materials for this in his shed. Seth one day, started making different rockets to use. The most clever, was one that fired into the air and made a big puff of smoke when it burst. It was a favorite.

But he took it a few steps further. Do not fucking replicate anything you are about to read as it might put me in jail. He used a short amount of a fast burning powder, then a very large amount of very powerful propelling powder, and at the end was something similar to a plastic explosive. The idea was maximum altitude with maximum bang. But we abused this concept dearly.

The first tries with it were over lake Michigan outside of Matts beach-house, and we fired it out over the water. As expected, the thing flew fucking far in about a half-second, then blew up a second later. When i say far, i mean at least a half mile away. I have no idea what he used to get it to launch like that. But it was cool to shoot, as it reminded me of the way a Javelin missile launcher fires, where the rocket pops out, then takes off. Thats essentially what it did. Problem was, it was horribly inaccurate, and they would frequently just dive down and blow up a few inches from the water.

Well we went further up the beach into the dunes with one of these rockets, and the shit-pg.

Cont:
User avatar #283233 to #283198 - istartedthewar (06/26/2014) [-]
So he had access was to basically C4?

How did something similar to a C4 launcher ever seem like a good idea?
User avatar #283199 to #283198 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
We found an old house half covered by a dune, there are tons of them out there. So we though "Hey, lets shoot a rocket at the walls or into the house or something!"
Everyone fucking agreed, so i got to fire it into the house. I light the rocket, drop it in and aim through a window.

Now, im about 20 feet away from this window, and this thing was the most innacurate rocket ever made pretty much since the history of rocketry.

So the rocket pops out, and goes to fly through the window, but it misses. The fucker blew up 20 feet away on the windowsill and knocked the whole fucking wall down. The entire wall, just fucking gone, shatter the wood where it hit and then the rest caved under the sand. The entire dune then collapsed as the whole house broke down.

Meanwhile we're still on the beach, knocked on our asses from both the sound, and the sheer boom and impact from that thing going off so close. And next to us is a collapsing dune, so we all just booked it right the hell out of there.

The shit-pg rests under a large sand dune for all eternity.
User avatar #283192 to #283191 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
Also one time, Matt had an entire magazine blow up in his face, after the glow plug shifted and lit two fuses at once.
User avatar #283189 to #283184 - thesoulless (06/26/2014) [-]
If you download/torrent the Anarchist Cookbook you could probably find something for it.
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