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User avatar #366001 - iamannon ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
What is it with Samaus and major autistsd lately?v
User avatar #365999 - fishinyourface (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate that I smile when someone tells me bad news. I'm not happy or laughing, it's just an uncomfortable situation and for some reason I end up smiling in response. I don't even know how to fucking stop it other than biting my tongue and trying to focus on other shit. How does this even work.....
User avatar #366071 to #365999 - pixmantle (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get giddy when I'm uncomfortable also. When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was chuckling like an idiot from all the blood I was seeing (plus the feeling of string sliding through my gums) when they stitched the sockets closed. When my teacher was chewing me out for putting almost no effort into class, I was beaming from ear to ear. When I was extremely stressed at home for a period, I would end up giggling uncontrollably. I laugh when I see graphic stuff on T.V too, or think about anything happening to my stomach.
User avatar #366073 to #366071 - fishinyourface (02/07/2015) [-]
I always end up grinning when someone tells me horrid news face-to-face, and it's awful. people tell me their dog died, or their family member got cancer and I end up grinning. Something has to somehow be more shocking than that for me to be too distracted to smile, I don't understand....
User avatar #366075 to #366073 - pixmantle (02/07/2015) [-]
It's just a coping mechanism you happen to have, just make sure to tell people you smile when you're uncomfortable.
User avatar #366077 to #366075 - fishinyourface (02/07/2015) [-]
I do, but I wish I didn't have to
User avatar #366000 to #365971 - DeathclawRulez (02/06/2015) [-]
Can you blame him? it's Yoko.

I'm entirely kidding.
User avatar #365986 to #365971 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
what kind of pillows do you fuck
#365972 to #365971 - squalllionhart (02/06/2015) [-]
you're just jealous of our love
User avatar #365973 to #365972 - kingalaric (02/06/2015) [-]
Nigga, the video in the link is a dude fucking a pillow of that character.
User avatar #365975 to #365974 - kingalaric (02/06/2015) [-]
nigga, what teh fak
User avatar #365988 to #365975 - newposterintown (02/06/2015) [-]
it's broke
User avatar #365991 to #365988 - fishinyourface (02/06/2015) [-]
of course it is, it's bing
User avatar #366003 to #365991 - newposterintown (02/06/2015) [-]
I think I'm okay with this particular link breaking
User avatar #365968 - nimba (02/06/2015) [-]
>click ok instead of reply
>redirected to last link you opened

I can't imagine this is on purpose...
Literally happened as I tried to post this FFS
User avatar #365942 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate it that my cat got hurt somehow =[ now he has a plastic cone
User avatar #365949 to #365942 - thegrohltroll (02/06/2015) [-]
That's cute. Show me
User avatar #365977 to #365955 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
What happend?
Shit, reminds me of how my cat died due to injury last summer.
User avatar #365980 to #365977 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
Also I'm sorry about that.
User avatar #365979 to #365977 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
We dont really know. He just came back that day (Wednesday this week I believe or Tuesday) and had two cuts on his leg.
User avatar #365982 to #365979 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Could've been a fight.
User avatar #365983 to #365982 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
My guess too unless it's some bored teenagers. My mom thinks it's a cut from just getting stuck.
User avatar #365984 to #365983 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
What sort of cuts?
User avatar #365985 to #365984 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
Like rather deep in my opinion. Well. Not deep but fairly long and red, no blood dripping but fairly fresh. He had stitches though and now has a drain.
User avatar #365964 to #365963 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
He's the bigger one yet he is the one who has the lightest voice
#365938 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate it how I wasn't born a better person. I hope reincarnation is real
User avatar #365945 to #365938 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Fairly certain that if you're an asshole, you get reincarnated as a tapeworm or something.
User avatar #365981 to #365945 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Sweet deal.
#365918 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
"What do you like to do?"
"I'm a gamer"
"Ah, cool. Anything else?"
"I'm a gamer."
"No other interests whatsoever? Weird."
"I'm a true gamer."
"Really? What do you play?"
"League of Legends."
You know, the not so recent, but oddly stubborn, topic of gamer culture made me realize something. I fucking hate "gamer culture". I love games, I like people who share my interest in games, but I fucking despise people who literally talk about nothing but games. Yes, great, you play games. So does everyone else. So does my great-grandmother. It's a fucking hobby. You don't hear someone go "I'm a true coin collector" or "I'm a true cyclist". This shit is becoming almost vegan-like.

Also, I wish there were some sort of test to get the "true gamer" title. Like a gauntlet. You must master Starcraft, the original DoTA, Dwarf Fortress, Mount & Blade and play a full game of Civ 5 with the maximal number of opponents. Then you get to brag about shit no one cares about.
User avatar #366029 to #365918 - bladeboy (02/06/2015) [-]
Civ5's easy tho
User avatar #366030 to #366029 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Easy, but requires endurance.
User avatar #366032 to #366030 - bladeboy (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's really good for chilling out.
User avatar #365992 to #365918 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I have beaten Civ V on the second-to-hardest difficulty with maximum enemy/city-state multiple times.

I played it so much that I had to stop because it was affecting other aspects of my life too much. And I'm thinking of playing it again this weekend.

Cocaine wasn't able to get me, but Civ V was.
User avatar #365993 to #365992 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
On Marathon domination-only victory with the most war-prone Civs.

I once almost won a highest difficulty game on Earth but lost when literally every Civ coordinated a war against me.
User avatar #365989 to #365918 - newposterintown (02/06/2015) [-]
>almost vegan-like
people eat video games now? wtf
User avatar #365970 to #365918 - kingalaric (02/06/2015) [-]
Dwarf fortress is the shit. Haven't played for awhile though, because zomboid and terraria is way better.
User avatar #365952 to #365918 - thegrohltroll (02/06/2015) [-]
A true gamer would fuck you up for not acknowledging vidya as a sport.
User avatar #365950 to #365918 - thebestpieever (02/06/2015) [-]
I was always reticent to call myself a gamer just because I always thought labels were dumb and limited me, but I would use the term every know and then just as a short hand because I'm a lazy fuck. Lately though, what with gamergate thing and the fake gamers thing and whatnot made me realise I don't want anywhere near those people. Like, at all.
#365976 to #365950 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
DONT FUKEN LABLE ME SOCIETY! #16yearsold #EMO
User avatar #365995 to #365976 - thebestpieever (02/06/2015) [-]
That's something I got after spending a couple years vehemently calling myself a punk, not some diatribe against an ethereal concept of "society".
User avatar #365954 to #365950 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Same here. I made an effort to stay the fuck away from anything GG-related. Both sides of that thing were being absurd.
User avatar #365961 to #365954 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
What's so bad about gamergate? I've really not been paying attention to that. Like. At all.
User avatar #365965 to #365961 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with Gamergate. Gamergate is an awesome idea. The people who decided to side with it "IN THA NAEM OF VIDYA!" simply act like idiots. Both sides of the conflict had bumblefucking morons, so I stayed away from both sides.
User avatar #365962 to #365961 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
Fuck, just realized pie said the same thing at the end. No.plagiarism
User avatar #365921 to #365918 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Yes, because the only true games are strategy games
User avatar #365922 to #365921 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
That's because FPS doesn't require any skills that can be learned. You're either good at it or you're not and RPGs aren't really all that challenging.
User avatar #365990 to #365922 - leonhardt (02/06/2015) [-]
>because FPS doesn't require any skills that can be learned.

Factually incorrect.
User avatar #365996 to #365990 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
OK, which skills does FPS require, which have to be practiced and honed and can't just come naturally like reflexes and observation skills.
User avatar #366034 to #365996 - leonhardt (02/06/2015) [-]
Lmao, reflexes and observation skills can be practiced and honed.

Its fine if you hate cowadooty but don't pretend that ALL fps require no skill
User avatar #366042 to #366034 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
No, I said that it has to be stuff which requires skills that can't be ackquired in a non-gaming way. Anyone with great reflexes is going to be great at CoD and anyone with the reflexes of a dead cat is going to suck at CoD, regardless of how long the two have played. Take something like Star Craft for example. No one is a natural at SC. No one.
User avatar #365923 to #365922 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
pls consider suicide
User avatar #365928 to #365923 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Also, what would your list of challenges include? I completely forgot to throw the unmodded Dark Souls PC port in there (witch keyboard controls), but I think that may be crossing into the sadistic.
User avatar #365930 to #365928 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't see why that would be on there. You might as well add that they have to beat I Wanna Be The Guy using only a steering wheel.
My challenges for a true gamer would be that they enjoy gaming and do it frequently, whether it's in their spare time or as work
User avatar #365931 to #365930 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but by that definition everyone's a true gamer. No one plays games if they don't enjoy them. Unless they're a sreeching youtuber and even those try to stick to stuff they like.
User avatar #365932 to #365931 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised. But I meant like a variety of games, not just enjoying a few or 1 genre
User avatar #365939 to #365932 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
What kind of a game is pokemon? Adventure?
User avatar #365941 to #365939 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Adventure with RPG elements, yea
User avatar #365943 to #365941 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
Then I play like 3-4 genres. Am I a true gamer?
User avatar #365944 to #365943 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
if you want
User avatar #365933 to #365932 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah, then I guess that'd make sense. Still, kind of boring. Could we at least keep the "play a full game of Civ 5 with the max number of opponents" thing? I want to see someone die of dehydration while trying to do it.
User avatar #365934 to #365933 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Do you not save and come back to them? I don't think I could get through a full game in one sitting ever
User avatar #365935 to #365934 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Nope. Start game. Don't get up until I finish or feel like I'm going to die. Then again, I'm the type of person who can happily play Dwarf Fortress, Crusader Kings 2 or Mount & Blade for 8 straight hours, so I'm likely on the autism spectrum.
User avatar #365924 to #365923 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
I have and I've decided that I love life, though it seems to hate me. Not getting rid of me that easily.
User avatar #365925 to #365924 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
pls consider harder
#365916 - haydentheviking ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
fucking hate this shit "only some people will understand" fuck off
User avatar #365917 to #365916 - masterboll (02/06/2015) [-]
"only le 90s kids will get dis ;)"
User avatar #365919 to #365917 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Even though it came out in 2001.
User avatar #365936 to #365919 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
What the hell even is that thing?
User avatar #365937 to #365936 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
The door from Monsters Inc. - the one that leads to the little girls' room.
User avatar #365946 to #365937 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Her name is Boo, you fuck.
User avatar #365947 to #365946 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
I was 5 when that movie came out and 8 when it finally got dubbed, so little me count watch it. It's a fucking miracle I even recognize the damn door.
User avatar #365948 to #365947 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Well you speak English now, don'tcha?
Watch it fgt.
User avatar #365951 to #365948 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Nah, I don't have to. I have the bad habit of remembering movies perfectly, so I can never really get the same enjoyment when rewatching them. The only exceptions are really bad movies, who are always entertaining when I'm half-dead, half-asleep. Like Kung Fu Hustle or The Good, The Bad & The Weird.
User avatar #365953 to #365951 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
>Remember movies perfectly
>Can't remember the kids name is Boo

Rewatch it.
User avatar #365956 to #365953 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
I suck at remembering names. I remember the little girl, how she looked and what she did perfectly, just couldn't recall the name. Also, that wasn't her real name, that's just how the big guy called her, because she kept spooking them.
User avatar #365957 to #365956 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Her real name is Mary or some shit.
User avatar #365958 to #365957 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
Irrelevant. I still remember the movie perfectly. Even the minor characters like the one-eyed chick with the snake hair or the guy who got a sock on his back and had to be shaved and wear a plastic cone. I remember all of that and I watched the damn thing when I was 8, yet I don't remember what I had at lunch today and I've forgotten my own birthday twice now. My memory is weird as fuck.
User avatar #365959 to #365958 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
How do you forget your own birthday, what the fuck.
User avatar #365969 to #365959 - thebestpieever (02/06/2015) [-]
I forget my birthday as well. It's just... eh.
User avatar #365960 to #365959 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
I suck at remembering names and dates, so I've on several occasions forgotten what date my birthday was on. Additionally, I don't give a fuck about my birthday, so when it rolled around last year and the year before, I didn't even realize it was my birthday until someone congratulated me on it.
User avatar #365926 to #365919 - masterboll (02/06/2015) [-]
ironically, most people born in the 90s would have had to fully experience the 90s culture between 2000-2005
#365914 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
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#365911 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
When people think I'm a Jew because of my nose.
User avatar #365912 to #365911 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
Lol xD
#365927 to #365907 - minibeep (02/06/2015) [-]
i wonder what you mean by that
#365909 to #365907 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Can't you read? They're just sparing everybody a boring conversation due to lack of similar interests AND ARE NOT PATHETIC AT ALL. leleleleleelele That's kind of sad that they try to justify it.
#365900 - babybeel (02/06/2015) [-]
Why do some people try to hide the obvious? Especially when there's no shame in just freaking admitting to it.
I met someone I hadn't seen in ages and their lips had grown twice the size and looked... off.
"Oh you got the lip injections you were talking about?"
"What lol no. These are real, its just lip liner. I'm happy you think my lips look good enough to be fake"
Her lips barely move. She can't smile. Why lie you vain spud?
#365910 to #365900 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** A lot of people don't like when people get that type of stuff done, and she probably doesn't feel that it looks obvious.
#365913 to #365910 - babybeel (02/06/2015) [-]
She spoke about it a lot when I used to hang out with her, and I always said I'd support her.    
But even if she forgot, its her "teehee~ no Im just gorgeous~" arrogant attitude that annoys me most. She didnt try to play it off or change subject she just acted full of herself.
She spoke about it a lot when I used to hang out with her, and I always said I'd support her.
But even if she forgot, its her "teehee~ no Im just gorgeous~" arrogant attitude that annoys me most. She didnt try to play it off or change subject she just acted full of herself.
#365915 to #365913 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Did you kick her in the balls?
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**Elk rolled image** Did you kick her in the balls?
#365897 - yourbed (02/06/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

The fact that there are people out there that is this beta.
User avatar #365966 to #365897 - nimba (02/06/2015) [-]
"while for men any woman will do"
uhhh
not quite
User avatar #365893 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/06/2015) [-]
Wow I'm surprised how easy it is to get thumbs, I got around 1500 in 3 days just by trying to be funny on the new content...

People who do that purposefully are pathetic so i probably am now because I'll continue doing it
#365896 to #365893 - thechosentroll (02/06/2015) [-]
I got to level 492 and it never once dawned on me I could just do that. Fuck you for making me realize I was an idiot.
I got to level 492 and it never once dawned on me I could just do that. Fuck you for making me realize I was an idiot.
User avatar #365895 to #365893 - sannukas (02/06/2015) [-]
whore
#365890 - newposterintown (02/06/2015) [-]
I got this homie who posts a lot of like, quasi-inspirational and self-reflecting stuff on Facebook. I respect his positivity and his attempts to inspire it in other people, but Facebook seems like an inappropriate place to do that for some reason.
User avatar #365875 - kingalaric (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't even hate anything in particular right now. I just hate
User avatar #365888 to #365875 - sugoi (02/06/2015) [-]
So edgy.
#365869 - furiousmarshmellow (02/06/2015) [-]
What kind excuse for why you can't be angry at video games is "because video games are a source of entertainment and enjoyment?" So, are movies, and if that's the case, why is video game anger ridiculed, yet movie anger doesn't get that much ridicule?
User avatar #365906 to #365869 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
Because no one gets mad at movies...
User avatar #365967 to #365906 - nimba (02/06/2015) [-]
reeeeeaaaaaaally?
User avatar #365978 to #365967 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
Well, if you can give me a good example...

I mean besides "Harry Potter had a mean teacher. "
User avatar #366054 to #365978 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
Transformers.
User avatar #365987 to #365978 - nimba (02/06/2015) [-]
evangelical's and the last temptation of christ. In fact christians and pretty much any biblical film
#366044 to #365987 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I have literally never heard one Christian get mad over biblical movies.
User avatar #366046 to #366044 - nimba (02/06/2015) [-]
It's because they are ridiculed back to their shady dens
#366048 to #366046 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Yet you've heard them... okay...
#366084 to #366056 - Elk (02/07/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** We're talking about different reasons for rage then. I thought you were specifically talking about rage caused by something a character did in the movie or something like that. My bad.
User avatar #366106 to #366084 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
Both, actually.
#365902 to #365869 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
Part of my enjoyment of video games is getting frustrated at them, which makes me feel more accomplished and motivated to finish them. Games which are easy as fuck get boring quick and I play them when I need to kill some time. Does this cunt only play sims?
User avatar #365886 to #365869 - cognosceteipsum (02/06/2015) [-]
Who gets mad at movies
User avatar #366053 to #365886 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
People watch a bad movie, but not in the good way, like Transformers or subjectively Man of Steel. Or when you're watching a scene in a movie where a character does something so stupid you want to yell at them. Or when something happens to a character that makes you angry.
User avatar #366215 to #366053 - cognosceteipsum (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't but hey different strokes
User avatar #365879 to #365869 - thebestpieever (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeezus, at this point your anus has been on fire more because of people telling you "stop igniting your butthole because of a game" than the actual game itself.
#366052 to #365879 - furiousmarshmellow (02/06/2015) [-]
Are you implying I'm posting in reference to "you know what"?
Are you implying I'm posting in reference to "you know what"?
User avatar #365872 to #365869 - sugoi (02/06/2015) [-]
Could you rephrase that into something that makes sense?
User avatar #366057 to #365872 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
Why am I not allowed to feel what I want to feel towards a game, but allowed to feel what I want to feel towards a MOVIE?
User avatar #366104 to #366057 - sugoi (02/07/2015) [-]
You... aren't?
User avatar #366105 to #366104 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
So, I'm not allowed to cry when a movie character dies(?).
User avatar #366107 to #366105 - sugoi (02/07/2015) [-]
I said you aren't as in you are allowed to feel what you want towards a game.
User avatar #365871 to #365869 - pixmantle (02/06/2015) [-]
What do you mean video game anger is ridiculed? I've only seen it ridiculed by the people who made the games. Is there an incident you're referring to?
User avatar #366051 to #365871 - furiousmarshmellow (02/06/2015) [-]
By that I mean people find those who get angry at games stupid.
User avatar #366055 to #365870 - furiousmarshmellow (02/07/2015) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #365864 - gibroner (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate how cold it is right now in my house I'm fucking bundled up like Nanook of the North just to stop from getting all shivery also on a completely unrelated note I just had a burp that took like 10 minutes to come up shit's hella uncomfortable.
User avatar #365873 to #365864 - pixmantle (02/06/2015) [-]
Better to swallow your premature burp and give it some time to mature, then release it into the world as a beautiful adult belch.
User avatar #365856 - pixmantle (02/06/2015) [-]
People who say you're supposed to use the confession tiger when telling a joke, instead of the confession bear. "You're doing it wrong, we should be expecting a joke from the very beginning."
User avatar #365908 to #365856 - Elk (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate both maymays, but I do agree with them. You don't post le rage man when u r le epic troll.
User avatar #365857 to #365856 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
Is there a "smile" edit of the confession tiger?
User avatar #365858 to #365857 - pixmantle (02/06/2015) [-]
I know there's a smile version of the confession bear, which essentially serves the same purpose: "Oh look, the bear's smiling, that means this is going to be funny!"
#365859 to #365858 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
I love to post it with "Turn that frown upside-down!"
#365844 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
I hate that I'm such a faggot.
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