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#61 - interneterror (07/05/2012) [-]
Segways, guys love that 						****					.
Segways, guys love that **** .
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#52 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Since we are on the topic, here is one i found thats very relevant to MY personal experiences. Please discuss if ur the same as me and this kid lols


So I dreamt this extremely realistic dream awhile back about a girl that I met (And I never met this girl IRL.). We started going out and I fell in love with her and then we got together, then I woke up. I thought for a few minutes that it was for real and got very dissapointed when I realised that it was just a dream. I still have feelings for this imaginary girl and it's killing me! Is this normal by any means? I never heard of this before and I would appreciate if someone could comment if him/her had a similar dream like this.

BTW sorry for spelling mistakes, English isn't my first language.
User avatar #63 to #52 - malific (07/05/2012) [-]
Been there myself. Mine was a little different though.

I was escaping from some one in my school and had to borrow this girl's face. So I reached out and took it and it came away like a mask but leaving her real face there. The I put it on and turned into her and kept running.

Unfortunately The person caught up to me at the waterfall, but by that time I was Link and they were Gyarados and we had this intense battle in a gigantic cube shaped natural basin filled with crystal clear water at the base of the waterfall. Even though I was in the green tunic I wasn't drowning as if I was wearing the blue tunic and was swimming through the water with sword and shield out like mad.

Most epic dream I ever I had, But yeah that girl, never met in my real life that I know of but was pretty much love at first sight for me. I got over her though.
#54 to #52 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
na dude youre in love with some random ass person that you met before in youre life. you see the people you see in youre dreams are poeple you have met in real life. it might have been someone you walked by on the way to school one day when you where 10. but ya i dont think thats normal.
#55 to #54 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
i doubt inception had any evidence or proof of that statement. No, dreaming about red cats dosnt mean you seen them in real life. but i would say i dreamed about these perfect girls a few times and i kinda forgot their faces by now
#50 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed so ******* hard in a long time.
Thank you
#39 - alexanderisme (07/05/2012) [-]
holy ******* **** i laughed so hard
#36 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
#37 to #36 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
And I'd like to take a minute    
Just sit right there
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
#38 to #37 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
I'll tell you how i became the price of a town called Bel Air
#40 to #38 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
#41 to #40 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
#42 to #41 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
#45 to #42 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
#46 to #45 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
#47 to #46 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
#48 to #47 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
#49 to #48 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
#51 to #49 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
#58 to #51 - brohaa (07/05/2012) [-]
just sang all of it LIKE A BOSS
User avatar #60 to #58 - swordman (07/05/2012) [-]
and no combo breaker
DAMMIT!
#56 to #51 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
SO MUCH ******* EPICNESS!!!!!!!
#57 to #56 - catsattackagain (07/05/2012) [-]
Looking for pictures of Prince Charlie I noticed how ******* boring the man is
+26
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+1
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#31 - alurastar (07/05/2012) [-]
lmao
lmao
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#29 - YeYouKnoMe (07/05/2012) [-]
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MFW "triangulate"
#105 to #29 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]


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#65 to #29 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]

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#66 to #65 - YeYouKnoMe (07/05/2012) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
#32 to #29 - dedaluminus (07/05/2012) [-]
The Game


...you bastard,


don't blink
#33 to #32 - YeYouKnoMe (07/05/2012) [-]
mfw -1

They mad :)
#28 - ABjerre (07/05/2012) [-]
In my experience, the rules of engagement aren't really symmetric...

If a guy wants to talk to a girl, he needs to get her attention first. Doing so could require a lot of research into what her interests are, and at least learning their basics, so you have somehting to talk about. Also looking into her political views as well as sence of humor and taste in style, how she percieves herself and those around her could prove beneficial - just to make sure you dont wase your chance by getting off on the wrong foot. After doing this, mind mapping any actual conversation is very helpfull too, to avoid that awkward silence or the "uuuuuh" (insert that retard meme here) if she says somehting unexpected. And last but not least, if you plan on making your move at a social gathering, do not drink too much - keep it classy so that you can actually remember everything you thought of.

If a girl wants to talk to a guy, nromally "hello" will suffice.
#27 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Roflmao omg
#25 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
mfw flutterhigh
mfw flutterhigh
#24 - Visual (07/05/2012) [-]
Does that crabwalk come with butter?
#21 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
I loled myself to tears x')
#17 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I do, works every time.
User avatar #16 - thatnerdyguy (07/05/2012) [-]
Damn, I got a boner just reading that.
Good advice from this guy.
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