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#33 - lmOldGreg
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I remember some woman got herpes from eating something from one of these fat food chains, she took the food sample to get analysed and they told her it had cum in.
I remember some woman got herpes from eating something from one of these fat food chains, she took the food sample to get analysed and they told her it had cum in.
#114 to #33 - anon
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Gotta be fake. Herpes transfers via skin, not semen.
#76 to #33 - unholyalchemist **User deleted account**
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#125 to #76 - robbmurph
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(07/04/2012) [-]
outcome
outcome
#31 - rrenierr
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#30 - denonymous
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#26 - mantisinmypantis
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Wait...that isn't how burgers are suppose to be made...?
Wait...that isn't how burgers are suppose to be made...?
#51 to #26 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**
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#66 to #51 - neokun
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Your mother had a dick?
#154 to #66 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**
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#95 to #66 - mantisinmypantis
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#23 - darkor
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#22 - mredx
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#20 - siksteen
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#13 - naggerbatch
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Da ****
Da ****
#11 - narunarunaru
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#10 - nightmaren
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I like how they specify that it was the new guy who jizzed on the burger, not just some random guy. Like he jizzes and they're all like "Aww, Rick, come on man, why'd you have to cum all over the guy's burger" and he'd just be like "Sorry guys, I'm new here", like he has yet to build up his endurance for slapping burgers with cocks.
#190 to #10 - nahingerii
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(01/29/2016) [-]
I just swung back to have a look at this one, all time favourite
#188 to #10 - instakill
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I sometimes do the same
#189 to #188 - nightmaren
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#186 to #10 - bluedwarf
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(09/18/2012) [-]
I come here from time to time to admire this post. It's trully one of wonders of the internet. Bless you sir
#187 to #186 - nightmaren
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(09/19/2012) [-]
You're welcome, my son.
#175 to #10 - instakill
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#174 to #10 - shishabar
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#176 to #174 - hotspace
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#177 to #176 - shishabar
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(07/05/2012) [-]
im sorry hotspace you ******* hot black haired male i wish you were logic so i could **** you. (literally)
I Love You
#181 to #177 - sinonyx
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(07/05/2012) [-]
one negative thumb, instantly deletes comment... really??
#182 to #181 - shishabar
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(07/05/2012) [-]
but why are you mean??
#173 to #10 - alexanderisme
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#165 to #10 - squrrillyadamss **User deleted account**
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#163 to #10 - madmiketroll
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#162 to #10 - nightmaren
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, guys. There's nothing I love more then making people laugh, so you guys pretty much made my day, with your comments.
#160 to #10 - VolcomSkaterThree
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(07/04/2012) [-]
******* lawld so hard
******* lawld so hard
#159 to #10 - sefyu
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Oh god. Oh god. I laughed so hard my parents heard it and wondered what the **** is wrong with me. You're a hero.
#153 to #10 - lastsamurai
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(07/04/2012) [-]
**lastsamurai rolled a random image posted in comment #6394336 at FJ Pony Thread **
OH GOD I LOL'D
#143 to #10 - anon
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(07/04/2012) [-]
"slapping burgers with cocks"
"slapping burgers with cocks"
#139 to #10 - IvVvIJerry
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I did math just to thumb you up
#128 to #10 - DeathKnight
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(07/04/2012) [-]
the first time ive actually lol'd on this website in months

thanks bro
#124 to #10 - robbmurph
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(07/04/2012) [-]
oh my ******* god i just lost my ****
oh my ******* god i just lost my ****
#117 to #10 - jouten ONLINE
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Your comment almost killed me
Your comment almost killed me
#94 to #10 - scarydino
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#69 to #10 - madzombiie ONLINE
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(07/04/2012) [-]
that was amazing my god man. Olive juice
#68 to #10 - Cheyne
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I came and started farting at this! I cant stop laughing!
#78 to #68 - biograde
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(07/04/2012) [-]
damnit new guy
#62 to #10 - fluxz
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Haha! That made cry! Seriously!
#57 to #10 - ultimateninja
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#91 to #57 - hoplop
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I need a source for this gif
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#49 to #10 - nahingerii
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#38 to #10 - deantaylor
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(07/04/2012) [-]
my sides, bless this thread.
#36 to #10 - CptSoapMacTavish
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** I lol'd.
#35 to #10 - UnionX
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#27 to #10 - kirokan
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#151 to #32 - brutusantony
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#184 to #151 - themoderguy
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#24 to #10 - bosskiss
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#161 to #24 - philm
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#21 to #10 - embennett
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#19 to #10 - Theyneverknow
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(07/04/2012) [-]
*Slow clap* You deserve a momo
#41 to #19 - joshmc
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(07/04/2012) [-]
i miss Momo so much :(
#28 to #19 - purestgod
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Slow clap?   
More like slow... SLAP!   
   
Kill me.
Slow clap?
More like slow... SLAP!

Kill me.
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#8 - corvette
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but this post made me laugh so hard. Mine everyone that while browsing funnyjunk I chuckle, but never bust out laughing. Good job op, you did good today.
#7 - conradoba
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(07/04/2012) [-]
>work at Mcdonals
>Im new here
>someone suggested to we should slap our cocks on some guys burger
>we all agree to do it
>they have no idea how turned on i was by this
#25 to #7 - raidaltamimi
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(07/04/2012) [-]
>be hungry as ****
>goes to McDonalds
>order bic mac
>THERE IS NO ******* SAUCE AT ALL!!
>returns to the counter and yell about it
>one of them are sweating
>take another bic mac
>....
>that taste looks similar !!
#93 to #25 - raidaltamimi
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(07/04/2012) [-]
nobody loves me
nobody loves me
#92 to #25 - ninaf
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I laughed.

#82 to #25 - conradoba
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I thought this was hilarious lol
#58 to #25 - vikingfaen
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#44 to #25 - lulzinmyroflcopter
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(07/04/2012) [-]
>"one of them are sweating"
>"that taste looks similar"
Sir if you can't english then why try to english?
#98 to #44 - raidaltamimi
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(07/04/2012) [-]
i trying to learn GODDAAMIT!!!
#104 to #98 - conradoba
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(07/04/2012) [-]
no .. I think you are on to something...  imagine tasting that... with your eyes...
no .. I think you are on to something... imagine tasting that... with your eyes...
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#40 to #2 - hotgog
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I think it should be "pussy all over the burger" instead of flipping it
#83 to #40 - kurtispj
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#146 to #83 - hotgog
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(07/04/2012) [-]
He said "I wouldn't mind it if a girl rubbed a burger all over her pussy"
#150 to #146 - kurtispj
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#29 to #2 - jokersaysamuseme
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(07/04/2012) [-]
The ****, dude?
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#9 to #2 - europe
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(07/04/2012) [-]
lol fishburger.
#5 to #2 - invasor
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Enjoy your Ketchup.
#56 to #5 - flingwing
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(07/04/2012) [-]
i will ;)
#14 to #5 - Bigmk
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#4 to #2 - wafflepan
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(07/04/2012) [-]
When you take that first bite
#18 to #4 - nippuhl
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(07/04/2012) [-]
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He'll go nice and slow.
#1 - anon
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(07/03/2012) [-]
What a surprise, OP was a fag