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#102 - dirtyharold
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(07/01/2012) [-]
#98 - kinsanity
Reply +7
(06/30/2012) [-]
It was really hot outside today ( 102 degrees Farenheit) so my mom and I decided to put a towel in the freezer and lay it in the garage for my cat. My dad walked out, saw the cat asleep on the cold towel, looked at me and said "You have got to be kidding me. You treat the cat like he rules the place or something."
#97 - moltrez
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(06/30/2012) [-]
what my cat does.
what my cat does.
#96 - kickinwingdos ONLINE
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(06/30/2012) [-]
Overlord Emperor Cat already planning for war.
Overlord Emperor Cat already planning for war.
#94 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account**
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#93 - kickinwingdos ONLINE
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(06/30/2012) [-]
Supreme Emperor Cat
Supreme Emperor Cat
#88 - I Am Monkey
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(06/30/2012) [-]
*fixed
#95 to #88 - moltrez
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(06/30/2012) [-]
slave #2
#91 to #88 - tehrox
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(06/30/2012) [-]
Slave #1
#79 - xactor
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#78 - shrimpgusta
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(06/30/2012) [-]
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#81 to #78 - zombehhh
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(06/30/2012) [-]
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#76 - zombehhh
Reply +23
(06/30/2012) [-]
I lost tit at the welfare recipient.
I lost tit at the welfare recipient.
#82 to #76 - thedudefromthegame
Reply +44
(06/30/2012) [-]
Here
have tit back
#143 to #82 - zombehhh
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(07/01/2012) [-]
Why thank you. :)
Why thank you. :)
#85 to #82 - memberforcontent
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#75 - DrWeird
Reply +17
(06/30/2012) [-]
They were my finest purchases.
#74 - subaqueousreach
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(06/30/2012) [-]
The thing with cats is, just like dogs, you have to establish to them that you are the alpha in your household in a way that will get across to them.

For example, my cat was a royal cunt until the day she bit me and drew blood. I'm not one for animal cruelty, but I punched that cat right in the head, hard enough to throw her off my bed. She ran off and I cleaned up the nasty bite. About 5 minutes later she slowly creeped back into my room, sat on my lap, and licked my wound. She hasn't bitten me, scratched me, or even hissed at me since then.

I'm not saying go punch your cat if it's a pain in the ass, but if the ****** wants to fight show it who's boss.
#100 to #74 - kinsanity
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(06/30/2012) [-]
When my cat started biting, we just threw him outside. He's much happier now, we all are. He hasn't bitten or scratched or swatted at anyone since.
#80 to #74 - zombehhh
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(06/30/2012) [-]
there are better ways to teach it.
there are better ways to teach it.
#83 to #80 - subaqueousreach
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(06/30/2012) [-]
How would you get a cat that bites, scratches and hisses everytime someone touches to stop doing such things?

Because I literally tried everything I could from spray bottles to withholding food (stuff pet trainers told me should work). When she bit me hard enough to draw blood I was pretty pissed. I regretted my actions, but my cat learned it's not okay to bite because of how I reacted.

It's not the best solution, no, but it was the only one that seemed to get across to her.
#101 to #83 - Welshhobo
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(07/01/2012) [-]
Its about power and dominance, not aggression. Little things like walking through doorways first and moving it without hesitation if its sat where you want to sit, feeding it only after youve eaten etc...
#73 - Loppytaffy
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(06/30/2012) [-]
I see my cat as above me. Mainly because he probably has a greater understanding of life and how the world works.   
I work all day. he sleeps.   
I tidy the house, he sleeps.   
I spend forever cooking a meal, he has a bowl of kibble then goes out and catches a mouse or bird as a side dish.    
Cats are greater than us.
I see my cat as above me. Mainly because he probably has a greater understanding of life and how the world works.
I work all day. he sleeps.
I tidy the house, he sleeps.
I spend forever cooking a meal, he has a bowl of kibble then goes out and catches a mouse or bird as a side dish.
Cats are greater than us.
#72 - trollmedusa
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(06/30/2012) [-]
**trollmedusa rolls 415** trips
#71 - rjgnal
Reply +26
(06/30/2012) [-]
BUT WHERE IS DOG
#133 to #71 - windsong
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(07/01/2012) [-]
<-That's what happened to dog
#84 to #71 - misterTOAST
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(06/30/2012) [-]
last time I saw him he was on the phone.
#86 to #84 - rjgnal
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(06/30/2012) [-]
indeed, that is true.
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#68 - toonlinktwentytwo
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#64 - OMGChrisHansen
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(06/30/2012) [-]
welfare recipient
#62 - niches
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#61 - xgeneration
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#99 to #61 - georgeapg
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(06/30/2012) [-]
yes
#60 - thatswhatsup
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(06/30/2012) [-]
it is caturday