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#66 - nordicmike
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#65 - thomaster
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**thomaster rolls 5,665**
#109 to #65 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Nice palindrone
#62 - doctorhitmarker
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**doctorhitmarker rolls 1,950** Might as well try
#58 - thebenders
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#57 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 16**
#51 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40** Suck my dubs.
#48 - harveylegnipples
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**harveylegnipples rolls 93,552**


Has anyone ever rolled Quints or higher? I've yet too see this
#95 to #48 - Rockaman
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**Rockaman rolls 485,767** yup, 2 anons have rolled 999,999
#56 to #48 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 188,929**
#44 - whyman
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**whyman rolls 23** dubs
#43 - ihadtoregister
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(06/25/2012) [-]
You're a ************. I was already craving eggs and bacon, and I'm on a diet, and your description did not help with that!
#11 - telestriation
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(06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 123**

I upgraded.
#874 to #11 - anon
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(06/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 043** ANON CAN ROLL TRIPS
#856 to #11 - austinsaget
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#774 to #11 - pretzalman
Reply +11
(06/25/2012) [-]
There goes the the content, shadowed by your rolls
There goes the the content, shadowed by your rolls
#801 to #774 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
I'm kind of freaking out that I still have 3 hours left on these.

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY.

And Lord Satan for the pittance he has bestowed upon me.
#843 to #801 - prepareuranas
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(06/25/2012) [-]
you didnt thank your mom
what kind of monster have you become
the world is doomed
#559 to #11 - themastertroller
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#544 to #11 - PopcornViking
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(06/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
its ok guys
hes a wizard
#920 to #544 - akmini
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(06/26/2012) [-]
He did it again!
#500 to #11 - firstisforgays
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Your 5 comments made less then 100 thumbs away from the content.
Your 5 comments made less then 100 thumbs away from the content.
#146 to #11 - aleissaksa
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#12 to #11 - telestriation
Reply +915
(06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 1**
#13 to #12 - telestriation
Reply +898
(06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 2**

#919 to #13 - adeem
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#14 to #13 - telestriation
Reply +909
(06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 3**
#930 to #14 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 8**
#927 to #14 - potatotown
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Teach me your ways, grand master
Teach me your ways, grand master
#799 to #14 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** keep it going
#806 to #799 - telestriation
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#739 to #14 - sweateagle
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#642 to #14 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account**
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#457 to #14 - whiteniggers
Reply +1
(06/25/2012) [-]
wait what the **** just happened
#42 to #14 - dragonzard
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(06/25/2012) [-]
inb4 a faggot screencaps and gets front page.
#923 to #42 - ekkeerr
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(06/26/2012) [-]
funny_pictures/3835368/Ultimate+roll/


#15 to #14 - telestriation
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Questions, anybody?
#928 to #15 - faggotishshit
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(06/26/2012) [-]
**** THIS ****, THIS GUY IS A WIZARD :|
#926 to #15 - Razorstyx
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#889 to #15 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#873 to #15 - burdenedsoul
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(06/26/2012) [-]
the roll gods shine favorably on you this day my friend
#872 to #15 - nippuhl
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(06/26/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 097** Can I roll trips?
#871 to #15 - nippuhl
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(06/26/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 19** Can I roll dubs?
#866 to #15 - ompalomper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
one question. are you a wizard?
#863 to #15 - haveagoodone
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(06/25/2012) [-]
yes, just one question
#858 to #15 - usernameerror
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(06/25/2012) [-]
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#708 to #15 - Spectricity
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(06/25/2012) [-]
No sir.
#699 to #15 - davegrowl
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
#688 to #15 - rplix
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Is it wrong this gave me a boner?
#680 to #15 - babyanalraper
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Chance to roll a number with three digits: 100% (unless you're a summerfag)
Chance to roll a specific digit: 1/10.
Chance to roll the desired digits three times in a row: 0,1*0,1*0,1=1/1000
Also, if you wanted to roll 123 and then roll 1, 2, 3, the chance for 123 is 1/1000, and the chance of 1, 2, 3, is, duh, 1/1000, and thus, the chance of four succesful rolls like these would be 1 in a million.

Well done!
#884 to #680 - scarletspider
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#698 to #680 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Thanks, babyanalraper!

And yes, 123 was intended.
#849 to #698 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#887 to #849 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Well, you were using statistics to be a smart ass and correct him, I admired his luck. Also, you were wrong. 1/10^3 = 1/1000, not 1/10 000. Anyway, relax, take a deep breath and GET REAL HIGH, AND I, SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Well, you were using statistics to be a smart ass and correct him, I admired his luck. Also, you were wrong. 1/10^3 = 1/1000, not 1/10 000. Anyway, relax, take a deep breath and GET REAL HIGH, AND I, SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: WHAT'S GOING ON?
#943 to #887 - telestriation
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Lolz he deleted his account.
#944 to #943 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Wow! Well, that's a new response... I suppose that's a success, right?
#888 to #887 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#891 to #888 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Did you just brag about something you do in real life? That, mate, is not a wise thing to do on funnyjunk. Also, I can easily read your comments further down, so there's no need to try to convince me that you are the hero Gotham deserves, when I'm perfectly capable of drawing my own conclusions.
#894 to #891 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#898 to #894 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Also you're thumbing me down, I see... Conclusion: A slight case of minor butthurt.
Also you're thumbing me down, I see... Conclusion: A slight case of minor butthurt.
#901 to #898 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#905 to #901 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
#899 to #898 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#900 to #899 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#902 to #900 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Psst, if you want to let something die, don't answer. Works almost every time.
I, for one, think this is hilarious, and I wouldn't mind continuing this pointless clash of opinions, since you almost take this seriously.
#904 to #902 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#909 to #904 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not raging... You really need to stop saying things that aren't true. What I did, was that I told you there's no need to tell me your story of it when I can see what happened, and then you got all defensive.

For being and internet fight, this is way too mature... SUCKMYDICKFAGYOUMOMSAWHORE!!!!! Or something...
#913 to #909 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#907 to #904 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#748 to #698 - babyanalraper
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(06/25/2012) [-]
In that case, I salute you sir. You have made me proud!
In that case, I salute you sir. You have made me proud!
#655 to #15 - shortbusjanitr
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#582 to #15 - lightninghedgehog
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Maybe that looked real to an armature, but i, MR. SATAN, can tell that you used a secret switch on the floor, that activated some rolls that you hid on the thread while no one was looking.
#591 to #582 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
amateur?
#598 to #591 - lightninghedgehog
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(06/25/2012) [-]
i spelled it amature at first, and the first result on spell check was armature.

i didn't even know that was a word....
#606 to #598 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's used for supporting things when modeling things. So you make an armature of a hand when you want to sculpt a hand.
Yeah, it's used for supporting things when modeling things. So you make an armature of a hand when you want to sculpt a hand.
#586 to #582 - lightninghedgehog
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(06/25/2012) [-]
*amateur


******* spellcheck, I TRUSTED YOU!
#492 to #15 - creatoroffunny
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#488 to #15 - anon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
So awesome that i said "damn" in a ****** voice.
I'm white trash
#414 to #15 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#427 to #414 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure your comments were funnier than these, though.
#527 to #427 - attifyon
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Woah, rolling amazing numbers, acting humble and admiring other FJers.   
You're the hero FJ deserves
Woah, rolling amazing numbers, acting humble and admiring other FJers.
You're the hero FJ deserves
#545 to #527 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
I'm not going to be a cunt just because I got lucky (Even if it was 1/1,000,000 chance)

#925 to #545 - koppmelk
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#802 to #545 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#808 to #802 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
See note above about how I intended to. I wouldn't have tried for the singletons if I had rolled anything else.
#811 to #808 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#829 to #811 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Upon further examination of your previous comments, I find that you are a buzzkill/smarterer than thou/generally contrarian commenter. There's no real reason for it other than a general sense of superiority, which really shouldn't matter on the internet. Either enjoy the rolls or don't, but the significance of the difference between 10,000 and 1,000,000 is mostly irrelevant when you consider that they're both still really low odds. I don't particularly care about the thumbs; I've had my day on FJ and this was just for ***** and giggles.



tl;dr stop trying to make yourself seem smarter on irrelevant comments.
#847 to #829 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#890 to #847 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
You've corrected him twice, albeit wrong, and that's really not pointing something out. He was not overclaiming the odds, and how would that make him feel better? Yes, my life is complete, I rolled a number on funnyjunk! No, I wouldn't think so...
You've corrected him twice, albeit wrong, and that's really not pointing something out. He was not overclaiming the odds, and how would that make him feel better? Yes, my life is complete, I rolled a number on funnyjunk! No, I wouldn't think so...
#893 to #890 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#895 to #893 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Man you're desperate to seem like a cool guy... Listen, I don't care, and the only thing you prove by constantly claiming your innocence is that you indeed do care about thumbs, and what other people on teh webs think about you.
#897 to #895 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#903 to #897 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
I demand that you explain why people are retarded (not saying that people here are normal, but I wish to hear your explanation).
#911 to #903 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#912 to #911 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
And that's why we all love FJ!
#906 to #903 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#910 to #906 - babyanalraper
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(06/26/2012) [-]
>Blown out of proportion
>One guy commenting

It's not like I represent FJ...
#892 to #890 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#660 to #545 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#431 to #427 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#453 to #431 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
My highest comment got like 700+ thumbs. Used to be #38 in comments, but then college started and grades had to take precedence.



Just get good at photoshopping things quickly and it gets significantly easier.
#399 to #15 - roflstorm
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(06/25/2012) [-]
what codes did you use to acquire such wizardry?
#424 to #399 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
ALL of the codes.

And magic.
#397 to #15 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#366 to #15 - spartanswimmer
Reply -1
(06/25/2012) [-]
**spartanswimmer rolls 937**
#344 to #15 - barkedge
Reply -1
(06/25/2012) [-]
**barkedge rolls 7,416**
#117 to #15 - dajokaman
Reply +167
(06/25/2012) [-]
Whats that weird number after 2?
#756 to #117 - torian
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(06/25/2012) [-]
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#536 to #117 - simfar
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
yeah whats with that?
(i never did like Barney anyway)
#374 to #117 - tharic
Reply -67
(06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 2**
#376 to #374 - tharic
Reply -66
(06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 1** maybe now
#883 to #376 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2012) [-]
I AM PARTING THE RED SEA
#377 to #376 - tharic
Reply -67
(06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 4** still not it
#379 to #377 - tharic
Reply -67
(06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 3** WHAT THE ****
#383 to #379 - tharic
Reply -67
(06/25/2012) [-]
got it, but not worthy. thumb me down i deserve it
#753 to #383 - cruzslzr
Reply +27
(06/25/2012) [-]




k
#320 to #117 - dragonbeon **User deleted account**
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#75 to #15 - dunderbiffen
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(06/25/2012) [-]
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#74 to #15 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account**
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#177 to #74 - wertyyytrew
Reply +4
(06/25/2012) [-]
nah his rolls are consecutive from 11-15
#67 to #15 - wopwop
Reply -2
(06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, how about you let us see your profile in order to see how many times you tried to pull this off.
#108 to #67 - telestriation
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Dubs? Like three times.

This in particular? First time I ever tried doing it. The deleted comments were because they were inane and retarded. You'll notice the combo happened all at once, and those are replies to comments that were done after the whole thing happened.
#50 to #15 - jakeattack
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(06/25/2012) [-]
wtf is this wizardry....
#27 to #15 - epiknarwhalz
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
How...?
How...?
#28 to #27 - telestriation
Reply +2
(06/25/2012) [-]
Well, give it a try.
#29 to #28 - epiknarwhalz
Reply -13
(06/25/2012) [-]
**epiknarwhalz rolls 9** I will try...but I will probably fail
#30 to #29 - epiknarwhalz
Reply -21
(06/25/2012) [-]
**epiknarwhalz rolls 5** Here goes nothing..
#31 to #30 - epiknarwhalz
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(06/25/2012) [-]
#24 to #15 - thenewgizmobox
Reply +9
(06/25/2012) [-]
teach me your ways master.
teach me your ways master.
#25 to #24 - telestriation
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#23 to #15 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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(06/25/2012) [-]
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#22 to #15 - synical
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(06/25/2012) [-]
I'm watching you, wizard.
#21 to #15 - brandonorlando
Reply -1
(06/25/2012) [-]
Again?
Again?
#20 to #15 - mattmoshpitt **User deleted account**
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#19 to #15 - pyrothermal
Reply +268
(06/25/2012) [-]
Bah! All smoke and mirrors!
#244 to #19 - gnillorttsuj
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#245 to #244 - gnillorttsuj
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#18 to #15 - tigersstripes
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(06/25/2012) [-]
wha-how! bu- you omg
#17 to #15 - dragonbeon **User deleted account**
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#16 to #15 - telestriation
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#10 - athojew
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(06/24/2012) [-]
**athojew rolls 16**
#5 - xxbrunostxx
Reply 0
(06/24/2012) [-]
**xxbrunostxx rolls 74**
#6 to #5 - xxbrunostxx
Reply 0
(06/24/2012) [-]
**xxbrunostxx rolls 239**
#7 to #6 - xxbrunostxx
Reply 0
(06/24/2012) [-]
**xxbrunostxx rolls 1,139**
#658 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 46**
#8 to #7 - xxbrunostxx
Reply +1
(06/24/2012) [-]
**** this
#4 - xxbrunostxx
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#2 - istealurkids ONLINE
Reply +1
(06/24/2012) [-]
link?