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User avatar #136 - coletaylor (06/24/2012) [-]
my cover photo
#138 to #136 - coletaylor (06/24/2012) [-]
forgot to upload it haha
User avatar #178 to #126 - myrrhdyrrh (06/24/2012) [-]
Gave me a feel
User avatar #137 to #126 - goddamncheetos (06/24/2012) [-]
3:25 Entire life flashing back
#123 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
[url deleted] :(
#121 - dakka (06/24/2012) [-]
#119 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
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#115 - bearmtn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #107 - glassmaker (06/24/2012) [-]
I WANT ****
#98 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
Sad part is, he probably had a wife, and children. He was doing his duty, serving his country. Defending the ones he loved. He only did it to protect them.
And you killed him. You took his dogtags. His family will never know if or how he died. He will just be another name on the MIA list.
Missing. But not forgotten.
You should feel terrible.
#344 to #98 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
Probably not because he is only a bunch of bytes
#240 to #98 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
Sad part is he is a virtual image, has no feelings, and I highly doubt EA would put that much detail into each of the characters.
User avatar #232 to #98 - notatrollface (06/24/2012) [-]
until he repawns
#180 to #98 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
oh for christ sake it's a computer generatored character with a voice actor....let's not go into much more depth
User avatar #159 to #152 - drganja (06/24/2012) [-]
Thumbed for clockwork orange
#145 to #98 - jesusmcbatmanjones (06/24/2012) [-]
In a video game!
#142 to #98 - irokk (06/24/2012) [-]
I never thought of it that way.

GLaDoS was right.

I am a monster.
#149 to #142 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
You are.
We all are. It's our nature. To fight to survive and kill those who do the same. We never think about it. To you, they're the bad guy. You kill the bad guy to stay alive.
But to them, you're the bad guy. The guy who want's to invade his home, destroy the nation he only wants to protect.
#139 to #98 - auesis (06/24/2012) [-]
I've refused to knife anyone in this game, always, for the exact reasons you described.   
   
When I first did it, I didn't know that you take dogtags, I just assumed it was like a CoD melee. Instead, I grab him, he turns to me with eyes of total shock as my knife plunges directly in to his chest. He doesn't even fight back, and just stares in to my eyes in disbelief as he falls back, his eyes eventually rolling back in to his head as I rip the dogtag from his neck.   
   
I didn't leave the corpse alone until it vanished. I felt like 						****					.   
   
Why am I such a pussy?
I've refused to knife anyone in this game, always, for the exact reasons you described.

When I first did it, I didn't know that you take dogtags, I just assumed it was like a CoD melee. Instead, I grab him, he turns to me with eyes of total shock as my knife plunges directly in to his chest. He doesn't even fight back, and just stares in to my eyes in disbelief as he falls back, his eyes eventually rolling back in to his head as I rip the dogtag from his neck.

I didn't leave the corpse alone until it vanished. I felt like **** .

Why am I such a pussy?
#202 to #139 - aooc (06/24/2012) [-]
It happened to me playin Hitman Blood Money. When you strangle someone sitting they sometimes die with a smile. At least they died happy.
#154 to #139 - triggathepirate (06/24/2012) [-]
Backstabbing is still good though right?
User avatar #141 to #139 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
I don't even own the game, and I know I'm never going to knife any, in any game, ever.
#99 to #98 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
two pairs of dogtags, the others will be in his boots.
User avatar #167 to #99 - bumasmokebro (06/24/2012) [-]
I haven't played Battlefield, but if you rip off two tags from the guy then that's all his tags. Having been deployed to Afghanistan I can tell you we only got one "pair", and one tag stayed around our necks and the other tag was shoved into our boot laces. The only other pair we were given stayed home with our unit.
#148 to #99 - honourableevil (06/24/2012) [-]
He's right, some militaries do this as a secondary option in case the guy gets blown to pieces and they can only find his leg or something. That, and they are putting into development a chip that can be implanted as a dog tag, sort of like the ones that you put into you real dog so that you can track it if it gets lost or stolen.
#96 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
From Reddit, OP is a faggot.
User avatar #127 to #96 - gammajk (06/24/2012) [-]
You're a ******** , Reddit didn't even create this. If you want to ACTUALLY give credit, then find the original youtube videos ("The beauty is in the details" and "Soulless")
User avatar #125 to #96 - gmarrox (06/24/2012) [-]
Well don't let us keep you.


You need to login to view this link <----There's the door


Get the **** out
#97 to #96 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
And before you go " hurr durr reddit faggot". Reddit is better than FJ.
#104 to #97 - bigfathariybutt123 (06/24/2012) [-]
hurr durr reddit fagnugget. I improvised.
#100 to #97 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
The why do you come here?
The why do you come here?
User avatar #135 to #100 - bananagames (06/24/2012) [-]
By going to FJ?
#106 to #100 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
I lost respect for FJ after they sued theoatmeal, American Cancer society and the American wildlife foundation
#101 to #100 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
Because every website is ****** . This website used to be good, so I do lurk. But come on...
User avatar #110 to #101 - twatmissile (06/24/2012) [-]
does reddit or any other website have the awesome comment section that we have? nope
#111 to #110 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
/B/ ***** all over funnyjunk.
#112 to #111 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
Again, If you think /b/ and reddit are so much better, by all means, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
#116 to #112 - eliasjstillalive (06/24/2012) [-]
As i've told you, I like all three, but in my opinion funnyjunk is third. But it's when the OP takes content. It pisses me off.
#118 to #116 - demonicfeline (06/24/2012) [-]
Well, FunnyJunk hates your opinion.
#95 - auesis (06/24/2012) [-]
Search pixelenemy on youtube, it's one of his montages. Moments later, this guy falls down as if he's saying "why?"

Disable the ****** music and I get a feel every time.
User avatar #147 to #95 - obliquezombie (06/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tip.

It's not like pixelenemy has 1735 videos to try and look through.
#150 to #147 - auesis (06/24/2012) [-]
"A Beautiful Death".

Happy now?
User avatar #151 to #150 - obliquezombie (06/24/2012) [-]
EEEEEEEEEEE!
#89 - superassassin (06/24/2012) [-]
Mfw I feel bad for knifing someone




It's actually me from a game I had another day. A friend took the picture.
User avatar #311 to #89 - magusto (06/24/2012) [-]
i bet he is like

"sorry mate.... order is order.."
User avatar #317 to #311 - superassassin (06/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I might just edit this picture and add that as a caption for my battlelog.

Thanks !
User avatar #319 to #317 - magusto (06/24/2012) [-]
lol nice
#88 - ilovegir (06/24/2012) [-]
Those 						*******					 eyes..
Those ******* eyes..
User avatar #260 to #85 - ScottP (06/24/2012) [-]
It's as if he's saying, "Are you happy now?"
#122 to #103 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
I'm a racist ass-hole, but no feels for this black guy.
User avatar #82 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2012) [-]
I don't get it, never played, does a knife not do much damage?
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