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#255 - wegotabadasshere
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(06/24/2012) [-]
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #5969586 at FJ Pony Thread **

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#295 to #255 - zombieloan
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(06/24/2012) [-]
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#252 - tobasky
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(06/24/2012) [-]
yup
#250 - superkewlguy
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Well Jesus is still standing so I would call this a draw.
#246 - arawan
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Thor fights a serpent, who is the great enemy, and dies after defeating it.
Jesus fights the great enemy, the serpent, and dies but rises again to live eternally.

Christ: 1
Thor: 0
#290 to #246 - ManBearPigWooky
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(06/24/2012) [-]
oh he's eternal?? where the **** is he now, hmmm?
#298 to #290 - arawan
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Try your girl, she seems to know.
#361 to #298 - ManBearPigWooky
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(07/05/2012) [-]
picture of jesus, talking about god. labling him as christ. yepp,.. he cant be his own father.
#362 to #361 - arawan
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(07/05/2012) [-]
Three in one, He is consubstantial.
#363 to #362 - ManBearPigWooky
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(07/05/2012) [-]
he's a ******* fairytale.
#364 to #363 - arawan
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(07/05/2012) [-]
Okay? Do you feel as though you've realigned my perception yet?
#283 to #246 - dubickimus
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(06/24/2012) [-]
jesus didnt fight at all, he was a pacifist

Christ: 0
Thor: 1
#274 to #246 - noblexfenrir
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Thor died as a warrior.
Jesus died as a bitch.
#256 to #246 - verby
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(06/24/2012) [-]
If Zeus wasn't real, then why does the tides happen every day
Teletubbies: 1
Articuno: 0
#245 - pedoburrito
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#244 - gamerase
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Why not Odin?
#264 to #244 - jokiu
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(06/24/2012) [-]
AGE OF MYTHOLOGY!!!
XD
#243 - drakerulez
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(06/24/2012) [-]
I don't get why this is in atheism.
#257 to #243 - anon
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Probably to create a minimal amount of complaints.
#238 - donuthomer **User deleted account**
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#237 - smilleykillz
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Idk if im the only one, but i believe in god and evolution
#233 - seveer
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(06/24/2012) [-]
My god carries a hammer! Your person of worship died nailed to a tree.
#236 to #233 - smilleykillz
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(06/24/2012) [-]
a cross made of wood. And he was resurrected 3 days later, better then thor
#232 - scottbellhouse
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Blasphemous nonsense again. Jesus is the Lord, our god.
#364 to #232 - killergranddad
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Guise I think he was joke
#277 to #232 - CoasterCORE
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Jesus is a myth, you're a faggot.
Jesus is a myth, you're a faggot.
#262 to #232 - anon
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(06/24/2012) [-]
3 Words: Flying. Spaghetti. Monster.
#254 to #232 - Mawxter
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(06/24/2012) [-]
0/10
#248 to #232 - keggut **User deleted account**
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#231 - Jratycom
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(06/24/2012) [-]
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I think they were just playing tag.

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#229 - kolmad
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(06/24/2012) [-]
If evolution then why monkeys still monkey?   
God: 1    
Monkeys: 0
If evolution then why monkeys still monkey?
God: 1
Monkeys: 0
#242 to #229 - anon
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(06/24/2012) [-]
You accidentally your sentence.
#247 to #242 - anon
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(06/24/2012) [-]
understandable given the content, however.

to answer your question, kolmad...if dogs, why wolves. because natural selection (or unnatural, in the dogs-wolves example) doesnt work upon all living members of a given species at once. its more of a case by case basis with population effects being observable over time sort of phenomenon.
#249 to #247 - kolmad
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for the serious answer, I was kidding though...I completely understand evolution..
#227 - jabbathebutt
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(06/24/2012) [-]
#226 - cactusupthebutt
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(06/24/2012) [-]
And yet...Jesus is still like   
   
"Come hug me bro"   
   
So...who's the real winner? The one who accepts love and friendship? Or the person who attacked the one being kind?    
   
I must contemplate this...
And yet...Jesus is still like

"Come hug me bro"

So...who's the real winner? The one who accepts love and friendship? Or the person who attacked the one being kind?

I must contemplate this...
#239 to #226 - anon
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(06/24/2012) [-]
But Jesus told me to kill those around me, that actually might not be Jesus, I'm going to have a "conversation" with a certain someone/thing.
#224 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account**
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#223 - peeeons
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Jesus just withstood a lighting strike from ******* Thor and is still up there with his arms open like a boss.
#222 - mansgreatest
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(06/24/2012) [-]
Thor is just giving christ a light.
#219 - donuthomer **User deleted account**
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#216 - crapybronie
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(06/24/2012) [-]
< Christ: 1 Thor: 1