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#84 - noneckcomics
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(06/20/2012) [-]
OP makes up unfunny **** stories about flying a jet in BF3, main give away was that there are no 2 person jets throughout BF3. >_>
#89 to #84 - mydogizmexican
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(06/20/2012) [-]
wow bro way to fail, he never mentioned a two seater jet, read it over again
#91 to #89 - noneckcomics
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Uh what... He was flying a jet, he mentioned someone else wanted a pick up, which never happens in the game as all the jets are 1 seater... I don't know how I've confused people...

1 person in, another wants a lift, that required at least a 2 seater >_<
#92 to #91 - mydogizmexican
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(06/20/2012) [-]
he said he was flying a one seater, like i said read it over
#93 to #92 - noneckcomics
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(06/20/2012) [-]
True, I didn't see that... Still, in the PS3 version when using a 1 person vehicle teamplayers can't ask for a lift (obvious reasons)
#95 to #93 - mydogizmexican
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(06/20/2012) [-]
well i dont own the game so i wouldnt knw
#96 to #95 - mydogizmexican
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(06/20/2012) [-]
know*
#83 - scotlandspie
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(06/20/2012) [-]
ok so am I the only ****** who doesn't understand why this has so many thumbs.

it's a ******* video game it wastes no military money come on
#82 - irokk
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(06/20/2012) [-]
This isnt even funny
#74 - madjackwack
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(06/20/2012) [-]
which is why i play BF2, the most epic out of the whole battlefield series where you can be attacking an outpost with your squad and call for a pick up from a teammate black hawk pilot and not get shouted at.
#73 - neokun
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(06/20/2012) [-]
What makes you think he was talking to you?
#105 to #73 - betterguygreg
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Because you only hear "Hey, I need a ride!" When they aim at you and activate the communication option
#107 to #105 - neokun
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(06/20/2012) [-]
How could he aim at someone in a jet?
#110 to #107 - betterguygreg
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(06/20/2012) [-]
The jets on there fly significantly slower than what you think they would.
#72 - BowChickaBowWow
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(06/20/2012) [-]
I would've just launched a missile or strafed him or something.
I don't own BF3, so don't thumb rape me if everything I just said is impossible.
#87 to #72 - aahrg
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(06/20/2012) [-]
they are both possible, but it just plays a voice over the radio, it doesn't show their name
#71 - Krathalos
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(06/20/2012) [-]
How is this getting thumbs? OP is a retard.

Pic related.
#75 to #71 - madjackwack
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(06/20/2012) [-]
OP is obviously a cod player who doesn't know team work.
#69 - iamthesea
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(06/20/2012) [-]
The day I take a video game that seriously is the day my dreams die.
#67 - thekinganon
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(06/20/2012) [-]
**thekinganon rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at This site use to be funny ** MFW i cant fly jet for ****
#66 - comradewinter ONLINE
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(06/20/2012) [-]
I always press the spot button when I see a vehicle or a soldier in the distance.

If it's an enemy, it will appear on our radars and the engineers will be aware.

If it's a friendly, my soldier will ask for a pickup.


It's this simple, OP. You're probably **** in Battlefield 3 if you haven't played enough to notice how often this happens. Same thing with people who complain about Support Class handing out ammo to people who are full or Assaults reviving people who are about to change class; it's just for helping.
#65 - anon
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(06/20/2012) [-]
YFW you're not wasting any money at all because it's Battlefield.
#64 - bulletcatcher
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Nice punchline. Snappy.
#57 - dajokaman
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(06/20/2012) [-]
I dont even know how to fly a jet without crashing.
#56 - mrgoodbunny
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Engineers cut every other class in every game ever.
#54 - ninjabadger
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Those feels when you play on Metro (conquest), kick ass, but run out of ammo.... and when you try to get some... you die...

#59 to #54 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#104 to #59 - iarefurry
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Here's the artist's deviantart page
danluvisiart.deviantart.com/?rnrd=2384
He's got some pretty insane looking illustrations similar to that one up there, one of my favorite artists ever.
#129 to #104 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#139 to #129 - iarefurry
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(06/21/2012) [-]
I definitely agree, glad I could help!
#63 to #59 - ninjabadger
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(06/20/2012) [-]
I honestly have no clue, and I am quite sure they are Skittles. Just an assortment of flavors, not the standard ones.
#79 to #63 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#81 to #79 - ninjabadger
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(06/20/2012) [-]
They are quite grand. Can't lie, Kinder chocolate is amazing... not sure if it's called that in Germany... but all I know is my German aunt would bring it to us from there when she went to visit her family.
#85 to #81 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#86 to #85 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#58 to #54 - awesomanium
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Are those Skittles falling out of his pocket?
Are those Skittles falling out of his pocket?
#62 to #58 - ninjabadger
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(06/20/2012) [-]
They are indeed, glad someone enlarged the image... much better don't you agree?
#53 - PIPExDAD
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Lokigodofdiscord (medic class) PS3
#48 - colonelspaz
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(06/20/2012) [-]
#61 to #48 - threedogification
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(06/20/2012) [-]
happens every ******* time. fly low, gona take out an ifv, oh look scumbag lightpole shoots up my ass and destroys me. fml
#45 - JohnE
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(06/20/2012) [-]
I don't get why you can call for a pickup at a full vehicle (2-seater tank, mobile AA, Jet).   
   
Also I love when I follow around a Support for 40 seconds begging for ammo, only for them to run out into the open and shot.
I don't get why you can call for a pickup at a full vehicle (2-seater tank, mobile AA, Jet).

Also I love when I follow around a Support for 40 seconds begging for ammo, only for them to run out into the open and shot.
#46 to #45 - fuzzyballs
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(06/20/2012) [-]
dude, I would give you ammo
#43 - bravehunter
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(06/20/2012) [-]
OP tried but failed
OP tried but failed
#39 - generaljosh
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(06/20/2012) [-]
That happens when people see jets, but can't see what side they're on, so they spot them. If they are both on the same side, the spot button issues the 'I need a pickup' call to the vehicle.