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#97 - itotallylold
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(06/16/2012) [-]
If only I could do step 3
If only I could do step 3
#106 to #97 - TehNinja **User deleted account**
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#80 - kirkbot
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(06/16/2012) [-]
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I don't know what version of Mario Kart you had, but on my version you could play with 4 people maximum
#86 to #80 - jjjseven
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(06/16/2012) [-]
You're either trolling or retarded, you can play with 2 players, but thats less fun as there are only 2 of you drinking, 4 players = 4 drinkers which is maximum fun, i believe he was referring to 4 people no 4 extra friends,
#89 to #86 - kirkbot
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(06/16/2012) [-]
yes, thank you that is my whole point
>get 4 friends
>you are now 5 people
>4 controllers max
#91 to #89 - jjjseven
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(06/16/2012) [-]
He misworded it slightly, but its very easy to understand the point he was trying to make
#79 - sizzles
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(06/16/2012) [-]
#70 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(06/16/2012) [-]
so whats stopping me from not even leaving the starting line, chuggin' ma beer, and then proceed to finish the race?

#73 to #70 - thebritishguy
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(06/16/2012) [-]
well I would chug the beer on the last lap so your not drunk for the whole race
#75 to #73 - tgrove
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(06/16/2012) [-]
drunk from one beer... light weight lol
#98 to #75 - SniperKitty
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I hate when people gloat about it taking them 10 beers to even get drunk... **** YOU is what I say, a beer will get my light weight ass tipsy... you know how much ******* cheaper it is for me to drink than you? And I start enjoying my night quicker than you ever will..
#171 to #98 - tgrove
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(06/18/2012) [-]
your right... but do you know how annoying the little **** who cant drink with the rest of them is?
#172 to #171 - SniperKitty
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(06/18/2012) [-]
No, because I'm usually that person, and I can enjoy my time without drinking all night. I can drink a bit in the beginning and then have a few to keep me going through the night. I won't be doing shots but I will be cheering y'all on while you do it lol

It only gets annoying when people like me who get drunk easily don't realize that they are that way. So they drink to keep up with everyone and everyone ends up baby sitting them because they are sick throwing up in the toilet. I had my experience twice in High School, so now I know my limit and I don't let myself get to that point.
#108 to #98 - heibel
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Dude it takes at least 3 beer's for a Decent human being to start feeling it 1 beer does absolutely nothing
#116 to #108 - SniperKitty
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Depends on the person and their weight, if they've recently eaten or not. A DECENT human being has nothing to do with drinking, what the hell are you talking about? A decent human being is someone who is basically a good person, decent has nothing to do with alcohol intake....
#76 to #75 - thebritishguy
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(06/16/2012) [-]
well I haven't drunk beer but I mean you wouldn't be completely sober after 1 beer I imagine
#85 to #76 - peopleonfire
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(06/16/2012) [-]
yea but it would barely affect you at all. You wouldn't even feel dizzy. Even if you were drunk for the rest of the race that could be a good thing. Sometimes I play some things better whilst drunk it's weird you become more focused.
#82 to #76 - dederplaol
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(06/16/2012) [-]
bro, one beer is NOTHING, would be something if you get ONE BREATH and one breath only to finish the glass, you drink as much as you can and when you can't hold your breath any longer you get to race, you then have to win the race, but if you fail at winning and someone else drank more than you, you auto lose, and if someone drank it all and win, well, they win for sure.
bro, one beer is NOTHING, would be something if you get ONE BREATH and one breath only to finish the glass, you drink as much as you can and when you can't hold your breath any longer you get to race, you then have to win the race, but if you fail at winning and someone else drank more than you, you auto lose, and if someone drank it all and win, well, they win for sure.
#94 to #82 - anon
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(06/16/2012) [-]
just take a sip and win.. lol
#105 to #94 - dederplaol
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(06/16/2012) [-]
but if someone drinks more than you you auto lose, anon, your shannanigans failed!
#84 to #82 - dederplaol
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(06/16/2012) [-]
oh yeah, pint glass, it's VERY important that it's a pint glass.
<<< mmhyeah!
#74 to #73 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(06/16/2012) [-]
is it one beer each? or do you open a new beer once you've finished? either way it still sounds pointless...
#67 - lolzordz
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(06/16/2012) [-]
theres more??
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#63 - Jameshaich
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Me and my friends have a drinking game for l4d2.
Basically, 4 people can play, but a high number can observe.
Get a pint glass, and pour a random assortment of drinks into it from each player.
Mix that **** up. So, now you have a pint glass filled with random alcoholic drinks. then go to campaign and expert. Start, and pick up only melee weapons. And pills. No guns/health kits.
The one who runs the least, loses. and has to down the pint filled with random ****.
#57 - dankmonstah
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(06/16/2012) [-]
#55 - uberneinthousand
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Keystone light? that honestly sounds like ******* ****... god im happy I don't have to drink US beers
#99 to #55 - SniperKitty
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(06/16/2012) [-]
People in the US don't have to drink American beers either you know... we do have other beer here as well...
#58 to #55 - justanotherzombie
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(06/16/2012) [-]
why is amarican beer like having sex in a canoe, ******* close to water (p.s) as i wrote this i think just heard gun shots) O.o
#59 to #58 - uberneinthousand
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(06/16/2012) [-]
The fact that they sell Heineken as a premium beer, and like it's a real Quality beer just says it all.
Heineken is *****, but godlike compaired to American beer
#77 to #59 - rzkruspe
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I agree, Heineken is **** and I've never liked it.
#60 to #59 - justanotherzombie
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Lawls where are you from
#61 to #60 - uberneinthousand
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I'm dutch XD
#62 to #61 - justanotherzombie
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(06/16/2012) [-]
well how expensive is your weed?
#64 to #62 - uberneinthousand
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(06/16/2012) [-]
really depends on where you are in the country, down south it's more expensive, aswell in Amsterdam, in Amsterdam you have to be 21 to get it, wehere as further up north you have to be 18, and in the south you have to have a 'weedpass' so people from france and belgium can't buy it and bring it back to their country (which is ********)
#66 to #64 - justanotherzombie
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(06/16/2012) [-]
hmmm
#54 - alphablanch
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(06/16/2012) [-]
mfw american flag Budweiser cans
#52 - datsikhavoc
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Me and my mates do mario kart shots, whoever comes last has to do a shot its a quicker way of getting drunk.
#68 to #52 - lolzordz
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(06/16/2012) [-]
one shot for the loser after a whole race? thats not very fast bro
#51 - headyjuice
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(06/16/2012) [-]
keystone light, whats wrong with you?
keystone light, whats wrong with you?
#53 to #51 - twansitionfma [OP]
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I'll clear the air, there are times when you drink good beer, wheat, bock (i'm partial to shock top and blegian white heifeweizens) and then there is drinking game beer, this can range anywhere from pabst to keystone to bud light, coors, not the best beer obviously, but it gets the job done. In games like this, you finish the beers really fast, if it is good beer, i want to savor it and bask in it's glory. This game is a quick drinking game, so keystone, being $14 for a 30 pack makes it a great beer for this kind of game, you can do what I do and drink the good beer on the side while consuming the alcoholic piss water that i have become accustomed to while in my university years.

sorry for the long comment, but now you know. and knowing is half the battle.
#78 to #53 - anon
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(06/16/2012) [-]
$14 for 30 beers!!! **** that's so cheap, how much would you pay for good beer?
#170 to #78 - twansitionfma [OP]
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(06/17/2012) [-]
if i had enough money at the time of purchase, i would say for a 12 pack of a good beer i would pay like twenty dollars, i am a huge fan of shocktop so that is my go to. great beer, and not too expensive
#56 to #53 - headyjuice
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(06/16/2012) [-]
fair enough friend, u make a fine argument :)
#50 - doctakfc
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(06/16/2012) [-]
"Aquire beer"

*puts picture of keystone light*
drink some real beer.
#117 to #50 - GoReMoTe
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(06/16/2012) [-]
You don't drink "real" beer for a drinking game.
#47 - twansitionfma [OP]
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Okay it won't let me edit my description, so here is the link to Super Smashed Bros

http://www.funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/3802849/N64+Drinking+Game+2
#45 - twilightdusk
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(06/16/2012) [-]
In my driver's ed class we actually used Mario Cart Double Dash as a drunk driving simulator. We wore some of those goggles that makes your vision all funny and the controller was rigged up to have about a 2 second input delay. I crashed into so many walls.
#42 - vortexrain ONLINE
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Do one for Pokemon Stadium.
#43 to #42 - twansitionfma [OP]
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(06/16/2012) [-]
i will brainstorm and get back to you, great call, when made you get a dedz
#46 to #43 - vortexrain ONLINE
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(06/16/2012) [-]
check your inbox.
#40 - jjjseven
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Very Nice OP, can't wait to see what you come up with next, N64 drinking times to be had!   
   
And have a Gif
Very Nice OP, can't wait to see what you come up with next, N64 drinking times to be had!

And have a Gif
#39 - CollegeKidd
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I work for Anhesur-Bush ans you have a picture of Keystone Light ( a Coors product and then you go on to say grab some Bud which a Anhueser product. Thats ok because I am drunl off some Miller High Life right now
#44 to #39 - twansitionfma [OP]
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(06/16/2012) [-]
i meant bud as in buddies but i do see your quandary, i am more of a anhesur-bush guy, but being a poor college student, alcoholic water is cheaper in bulk
#36 - FriendWreck
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I would just get all the way to the final lap, right before the finish line and chug my beer.

What an epic and drunk victory that would be.
#35 - oosskkyy
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I love Peach you ass.