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#78576 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Give me one good reason we shouldn't privatize the military.
User avatar #78584 to #78576 - nanako ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
corporate control of countries is already overwhelming. Privatised militaries would just be another step in cementing jew power over everything, and shifting power more towards anyone with money.

Coups are always staged by those who control the military.
User avatar #78585 to #78584 - corporate (02/25/2015) [-]
I didn't know I owned countries!
Fuck yeah I have power!
#78656 to #78585 - byposted (02/26/2015) [-]
Did you figure that I had forgotten about your foul dominion, corporate kike?

This play on ignorance, indicative of arrogance, shall be your final tainture. Be gone from this website, and travel long from this Earth! *douses corporate kike in particular potion, kept handy for the summons, which never materialized*
User avatar #78612 to #78585 - kanadetenshi (02/25/2015) [-]
Corporations get mod status. Funnyjunk as Corporatocracy confirmed.
User avatar #78664 to #78612 - byposted (02/26/2015) [-]
Attention-whores receive mod-status.

I could not bear idling in IRC, to seize the proper moment to suck dick, much less developing a Funnyjunk persona. Being a gaymurgurl helps, I suppose.
User avatar #78578 to #78576 - pebar ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You mean have gangs running around? We already have that.
#78573 - studbeefpile (02/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #78569 - darktoucan ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
i like steven harper....
User avatar #78572 to #78569 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
Well he's the best we got, not shit you should love him.
User avatar #78575 to #78572 - darktoucan ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
i do love him he rocks! i just get alot of liberals bashing me for likeing him
User avatar #78594 to #78575 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah those fucking faggets. Ignore them and don't have leftist friends. Right vs left mentality goes beyond just politics, its your view on people, on life.
#78564 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
Your army is marching down a field, you are about to take the capital of the enemy. Thousands upon thousands of men and tanks head the way.This is the enemies last fight and you are guaranteed victory.

What song do you play in the background of your marching brethren?
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User avatar #79052 to #79030 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/02/2015) [-]
Now that I definitely agree with! Only thing Quebec can be proud of.
#79059 to #79052 - klowserpok (03/02/2015) [-]
Too bad anyone with anti-islamization policies basically gets booed out of office by our leftist college students.
Also, Oy vey, us Quebecois must be so racist to paint backwards swastikas on cars shortly after the arrival of the JDL!
User avatar #79060 to #79059 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/02/2015) [-]
The neighborhood I live in is a more or less Russian Jewish Community, lots of rich houses obviously. Well a couple north on the borders of this community for some fucking random reason exists the only mosque near by. And it's a fairly big one too, in the summer of 2014 during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict so brave here spray painted nazi signs on the walls and "Leave" on the front. I remember I went so see it the next day and literally laughed next to the police and the CP24 news channel thing van. I only wish I could do that and get away with it.
User avatar #79062 to #79060 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/02/2015) [-]
*some brave hero

I'm sorry I should really check what I write.
User avatar #79061 to #79060 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/02/2015) [-]
*a couple km north
User avatar #78571 to #78564 - pebar ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Green Day - 21 Guns [Official Music Video]
#78605 to #78571 - youregaylol (02/25/2015) [-]
ha gay
#78611 to #78605 - pebar ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Black Veil Brides - In The End would you prefer something like this?
#78613 to #78611 - youregaylol (02/25/2015) [-]
Burn MF id prefer something with a little less she-men
#78570 to #78564 - radiserne (02/24/2015) [-]
**radiserne used "*roll picture*"**
**radiserne rolled image**
O.T. Genasis - CoCo
User avatar #78568 to #78564 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Now if it's a massive army marching professionally flanked by tanks, something more classical and full of dramatic bass is needed. If it's a more modern army with helicopters, tanks, and jeeps leading the charge, some Vietnam era rock is the best.
User avatar #78567 to #78564 - jewishcommunazi (02/24/2015) [-]
Probably something by Sabaton.
#78556 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #78588 to #78550 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Herein lies the problem with an ideology based around absolute authority: who gets to decide what's good and bad? Why should I be fined and arrested for making an impressionist painting or wearing traditional clothing from another country just because it isn't from "our people"? Why should research into occult, paranormal and pseudoscience be mandated and aggressively funded simply because the man in charge says he wants it that way? What happens when 2 + 2 = 4 is "Zionist kike arithmetic" and all logic and reason is warped and bent as one asshole sees fit?

It's all based on the asinine reasoning that whoever gets control over society is "just better" than everyone else. It's one big just world delusion, the idea that life and nature are fair.
User avatar #78562 to #78550 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Honestly I'd rather have fascism over communism. Plus it seems that while communism is doomed to fail after a period of time, democracy also slowly deteriorates until there is a revolution, or a force of change that makes the cycle start all over again. Although fascism is more unstable, I'd go for a government that just is focused on making mankind as advanced and powerful as possible. United under one banner and focused solely on progress, we could do some great things.
User avatar #78589 to #78562 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
In retrospect, the main difference between Hitler and Stalin is that the former was at least honest about the fact that he was a mass murdering lunatic. The latter had the nerve to pretend to support what is considered an anarchical form of society.
User avatar #78590 to #78589 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Hitler, while brilliant in many ways, slowly went insane as he got older. Hell, his insanity and poor decision making cost Germany WW2.
User avatar #78608 to #78590 - schnizel (02/25/2015) [-]
Drugs, he used drugs given to him by his JEWSIH doctor.
User avatar #78609 to #78608 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah that didn't help either. All the medicine he was on only further deteriorated his mental state.
User avatar #78610 to #78609 - schnizel (02/25/2015) [-]
Well, at least he didn't go out as Lenjin.
User avatar #78565 to #78562 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
Fascism works really well when you have a good leader that isn't too radical. Those are hard to find.

Communism never works.

Socialism produces shit-tier results unless you are a small country with lots of money.

Capitalism will produce the best results but is easily changeable by an authority and is therefore the least stable.
User avatar #78566 to #78565 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Yup. Capitalism is super easily corruptible as well. Which only worsens things.
User avatar #78559 to #78550 - kanadetenshi (02/24/2015) [-]
So in fascism:

- Government has control of banking and economic activities
- Government can decide to make non-violent products illegal for the market
- Government can monitor and control our cultural values
- Holds "progressive" views of the environment
- Has a pseudo-capitalist mixed economy

Well damn apparently the US and a lot of European countries perfectly fit the definition of fascism. Why am i not surprised?
User avatar #78574 to #78559 - klowserpok (02/25/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, in the US and Canada at least:

-The Federal Reserve/Bank of Canada have control over banking, and in Canada, over Fiscal Policy
- True, but this is typically a decision made after hordes of lobbyists force the government make the decision.
- Pretty sure that mass media is the main shaper our culture nowadays I want to be wrong about this. , and government is hardly the only one monitoring us.
- You say it holds "progressive" attitudes towards the environment as if that's a bad thing. I think Its better to have that then to be so dedicated to industry that you end up destroying your air and water, IE China.
-I'm not sure about this one. What would be an example of a pure capitalist economy? Hong Kong?
User avatar #78600 to #78574 - kanadetenshi (02/25/2015) [-]
- The authority of the federal reserve is under control of the US congress
- Pretty much the same thing, only with a middle man
- The point is they still monitor us, same with fascism according to the chart, they decide what cultural activities are allowed or not
- "Progressive" environment systems are terribly inefficient and China is a perfect example of that. Government is the biggest polluter of the environment and can drop their pollution everywhere since there's no respect for private property
- In a sense a "pure" free market is not achievable as long as there's even a small state, so the term pure capitalist is very arbitrary. Examples of free market capitalism though would be Singapore, Hong Kong and Switzerland.
User avatar #78561 to #78559 - schnizel (02/24/2015) [-]
It's what for.
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User avatar #78553 to #78544 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
To be honest, probably not gonna win but I'd like him too. I'm interested to see if he would actually change anything.
User avatar #78522 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
Pebar, don't you wish to die with glory?
User avatar #78543 to #78522 - pebar ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
do you idolize the klingons?
#78560 to #78543 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
No, but he does idolize the Schnizelonians.
User avatar #78557 to #78543 - schnizel (02/24/2015) [-]
No, not a trekie.
User avatar #78542 to #78541 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
No, not really.
User avatar #78528 to #78522 - Shiny ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
If you worship the dead so much, you might as well try to join them as soon as possible, I suppose.
#78530 to #78528 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
We all die Shity, but it's how we die that's important.

User avatar #78554 to #78530 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/24/2015) [-]
Lenin spent like the last 2 years of his life isolated, not ruling the USSR. He had like 3 strokes and spent his last months unable to talk or move. He basically died completely retarded. Pretty sad.
User avatar #78535 to #78530 - Shiny ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
You do know that a strong desire for death is considered a mental illness, right?
User avatar #78537 to #78536 - Shiny ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Un bon mot ne prouve rien.
User avatar #78538 to #78537 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
It does say. Helps the body fall but not the spirit.
User avatar #78539 to #78538 - Shiny ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Does the spirit just float around invisibly in the body or?
User avatar #78523 to #78522 - pebar ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
There is no glory in death.
It is a messy business.
#78524 to #78523 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #78525 to #78524 - pebar ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
If you die, it means you can no longer serve your country. Is that what you want?
#78526 to #78525 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
Even in death I still serve.   
 My father was supposed to guard the border of our town and his men, like 400 guys. Out of 400, 30-ish showed up.
Even in death I still serve.
My father was supposed to guard the border of our town and his men, like 400 guys. Out of 400, 30-ish showed up.
#78519 - kanadetenshi (02/23/2015) [-]
"What are we going to do tonight Marx?"

"Same thing we do every night Bakunin, try to take over the means of production"
User avatar #78521 to #78519 - schnizel (02/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #78517 - Sperit ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Muslim Student Challenges Jewish Professor, He Shuts Her Up On The Spot
the tensions are so high
#78488 - pebar ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

Anti-vaccine person writing to the local paper in response to criticism
User avatar #78529 to #78488 - mixednuts (02/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever heard of the raw food movement?

In short, they essentially advocate eating food raw instead of cooking it, even meats. The common belief is basically that cooking robs the foods of essential proteins. They also don't tend to be unfond of pasteurized milk for many of the same reasons. This obviously greatly increases their risk of contracting dangerous foodborne illnesses. Of course, there are those that try to raise their kids on raw food diets.

I have no authority as a nutritionist, but let's say I serve my son raw steak and unpasteurized milk every night for dinner. I tell him it's what's best for him, and he doesn't question his father. Should no one else do anything about this?
User avatar #78531 to #78529 - pebar ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
It's true that heat denatures proteins, but then again, so does the acid in your stomach. What's important are the amino acids, not the complete proteins. But not including meat, there are certain food preparations that to remove nutrients, such as boiling veggies. This is why you'll hear that steaming is better way of cooking.

I do think there is a bit if a difference here though. With raw meat, you're directly exposing your son to the harmful bacteria. By not vaccinating, you're simply increasing the risk. And since most people are already vaccinated, the herd immunity still makes that risk relatively small, at least compared to eating raw meat.
User avatar #78532 to #78531 - compared (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#78533 to #78532 - pebar ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #78495 to #78488 - Shiny ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
I wish I saw these people for real and had the mettle to handle my own inoculations, just so I could stare them in the eye in public while shooting up with my flu shot.
#78506 to #78495 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
If you read it, you would know that wouldn't bother them at all. They don't want people telling them what to do with their life, so they would have no problem not telling you what to do with yours.
User avatar #78527 to #78506 - Shiny ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Except people not vaccinating does impact others. It fucks over people with serious medical conditions that prevent them from getting vaccinated. There are so, so many things that these people could choose to do that don't harm others, yet they opt for this because they're either paranoid, willfully ignorant or want to feel special and independent.

It's like if a man burns his own house to the ground that only he owns, and causes fire to spread to nearby houses in the neighborhood, then tries to ban the fire department for infringing on his civil liberties,
#78563 to #78527 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
No, that's not why people are against it at all. It has to do with fundamental freedom. Most of us still vaccinate, but we're not going to force someone else to if they don't want to. I'm not going to permanently sacrifice the freedom of millions of people on the chance it might save a handful of exceptions.
User avatar #78587 to #78563 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Infecting the involuntarily unvaccinated with a contagious disease because you chose not to get vaccinated is using force against them. You are literally harming them by your own volition.

If you really want absolute freedom, I'm game, but be ready for a bullet to the head if you give my kid measles.
#78603 to #78587 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
No, that's not what force is at all.
User avatar #78614 to #78603 - Shiny ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
So at what point does a person's actions have repercussions for others? I care about pragmatism, not feelings.
#78662 to #78614 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Me too, but here are some examples of when a person's actions have repercussions:

1. When you intentionally give someone a disease.
2. When you inject someone with a substance for their own good, or "for the greater good".
3. When you shoot someone for giving you measles.

If vaccines work so well, your kid should be fine. The truth is, they don't. You can actually contract and spread diseases from vaccines, or they can simply fail to immunize. That doesn't matter though. Good ends cannot be achieved through bad means. When we start telling other people in society how to live their lives, people will start telling us how to live ours.
#78546 to #78527 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
>"omfg its immoral for the gov to require welfare recipients to have drug tests"
>"omfg i cant believe we're not forcing people to get vaccinated"

Literally everyone on this board who matters knows you're retarded, please kill yourself.
#78548 to #78547 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
>gets called out on obvious hypocrisy
>"waaaaaahhhh dis is circlejerk waaaaaaahhh"

why dont you go back to tumblr you autistic crybaby
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User avatar #78493 to #78488 - kanadetenshi (02/22/2015) [-]
Not really comfortable by the state forcing people to do things but this guy is delusional beyond believe and deserved to be called a child abuser.

Not only does he not understand basic herd immunity (unvaccinated child becomes host for the viruses which then develop immunity to the surrounding vaccines) But he then goes on to rambling about discredited anti-vaxxer BS used to justify his selfish child neglect.
User avatar #78509 to #78490 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/23/2015) [-]
"What happened was North Dakota House Republicans found out their opening invocation on Wednesday was going to be delivered by Nadim Koleilat, president of the Bismarck Muslim Community Center, and they canceled his appearance"

User avatar #78489 to #78488 - tredbear (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, what a bitch
#78485 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #78483 - kanadetenshi (02/22/2015) [-]

Watch how nobody will organize a mass national protest or make a white lives matter hashtag for this.
#78487 to #78483 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Does black people talking about things just make your blood boil?

Because it sounds like when you saw this your first thought wasn't "Wow, this is pretty fucked up. Maybe there's a problem with how the police department is run." but instead you thought "cool now I can saythat #blacklivesmatterisdumb"

For someone who uses "statist" as a snarl word, you really don't seem to care much about police overreach.
User avatar #78492 to #78487 - kanadetenshi (02/22/2015) [-]
Not my fault progressive statists only dislike police brutality when it suits them. Maybe you should try not being an obsessive crybaby over every logical thing i say.
#78511 to #78492 - anonexplains (02/23/2015) [-]
Whoa, you almost forgot to throw some "Keynesian" in that word salad, bud.
#78502 to #78492 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
20 bucks that at least one of these anons is Shiny
#78486 to #78483 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Watch as nobody will take it upon themselves to think of the issue of police brutality because of this, and instead will use this as a trumpcard whenever they get in an argument with those annoying libruls.
User avatar #78475 - pebar ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

This kind of shit does more to instill fear than a terrorist ever could.
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User avatar #78474 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/22/2015) [-]

The concept of a budget... it just doesn't exist to these people. They think they can just magically invest in everything, how, how could you be this stupid.
User avatar #78470 - schnizel (02/22/2015) [-]
Pebar, can the free market fix a broken heart?
User avatar #78472 to #78471 - schnizel (02/22/2015) [-]
But no need, I have a gf and I don't want to get an STD.
User avatar #78473 to #78465 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck did that get into the front page. That is pretty worrisome.
#78466 to #78465 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
So have you ever experienced pure unrestrained capitalism?

You talk a pretty big game for someone who grew up and continues to live in the Dutch welfare state.

Have you considered moving to a more free-market country, like Hong Kong, Singapore, or the United States?
User avatar #78467 to #78466 - kanadetenshi (02/22/2015) [-]
>United States
>Free market

Yeah you're not even worth a response.
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User avatar #78464 - mixednuts (02/22/2015) [-]

US considers new sanctions on Russia.
I'm really curious what we haven't sanctioned at this point.

Is a full-on embargo completely out of the question?
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User avatar #78512 to #78462 - feelythefeel (02/23/2015) [-]
I need feminism because
"I have diplomatic immunity"
is all I should have to explain about the corpse I was caught playing with.
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